What do you guys think of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake?
its patrician at certain times
The whole backstory about Willy Wonka's dentist father felt needlessly tacked on.
>>68001908
Heard from someone that it's actually more true to the book. Still pisses me off.
Prefer the chicken getting its head chopped off in the trippy tunnel, and Gene Wilder has a beautiful voice that will never be topped in our lifetimes
Like all remakes it's pointless.
The four morals:
1. Don't eat too much candies -- a slap on the wrist
2. Don't be over competitive -- really?
3. Don't be a spoiled brat -- actually delivered
4. ...what's TV kid's moral?
>>68001908
absolute shit
should've used maroon 5's pure imagination
better than the original
Did that girl grow up to be Mellanie Monroe?
>>68002205
Too be fair, the movie versions had to make them really big assholes.
In the book, only the fat kid and the rich girl were very bad. Dahl must have been one extremely annoyed, stern, humorless fuck when it came to bubble gum and tv.
>>68002205
They were all spoiled, that was the point. Charlie was a poor ass nigga so he was humble. I think you get the idea.
>>68002289
>Dahl must have been one extremely annoyed, stern, humorless fuck when it came to bubble gum and tv.
He wrote the book back when TVs were becoming more affordable and people were watching a lot more so of course as a older person of that generation he'd be concerned about the youth watching too much TV. Don't know about gum though. Guess a lot more young people were chewing gum at the time and he found it distasteful.
>>68001908
The original had the kicks licking cock flavored candy wallpaper.
"The snozzleberries taste like snozzleberries"
In one of his other books he called a cock a snozzleberry.
>>68002426
that's lewd
>>68001908
It's shit but godDAMN were Violet and Veruca sex goddesses in it.
>>68002362
She's my thiccfu
>>68002362
My nigga. So underrated
>>68002525
>>68002546
yeah she looks weird now, but her earlier stuff is GOAT.
>>68002598
She still looks ok
>>68002205
>a movie to excute four kids, made by the director known best for his reliance on the market of spoiled kids, and known secondly best for his politically correct attitude
All four are white kids.
The fat boy is made less bad because obesity is not a crime and it's made that Wonka purposely kicked him out
The bubblegum girl is turned into a over-competitive girl because no one thinks chewing bubblegum Is a crime
Only the rich girl remains what she is
TV boy becomes a violent games boy and is a fucking genius that hacked Wonka's system
And Mr Wonka, because he purposely kicked out too many kids who had done nothing wrong, is described as an imbalanced freak and needs a backstory to explain for such imbalance.
>>68001908
Needed more asr desu
>>68002775
I think you might have schizophrenia
I would destroy this combo.
>>68002831
>>68002481
The girls were so cute in this.
Violet is mine.
i was disappointed by the lack of daddy i want it now
>>68002831
It's shown they broke planks for fun
>>68002863
would literally ravage her holes
>>68002915
>>68002775
>The bubblegum girl is turned into a over-competitive girl because no one thinks chewing bubblegum Is a crime
What happened to Julia Winter?
>>68003133
is kill
Much like other remakes and post Big Fish Burton films, not needed.
