https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg
>it's another female lead
>>67966217
can we please create a Star Wars/Capeshit containment board? Holy fuck.
Cool trailer though.
N O V A D E R
>>67966217
>I rebel
jesus christ
>>67966239
>confirmed for not watching the trailer
I was actually kind of excited for this but it looks like shit.
>another strong womyn protagonist
why?
This looks worse then the holiday special.
WHEN ARE STARKEKS GOING TO MAKE MOVIES ABOUT THE EMPIRE
I MEAN ITS 2016
THE EMPIRE ISN'T SEXIST AND THEY ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
doubt this even makes 150 domestic. absolutely terrible trailer
>>67966244
If there were no capeshit on this board, would the star wars stuff really bother you? No, it wouldn't.
>>67966217
FORREST WHITAKER
>>67966249
what did she mean by this?
There was literally nothing to get excited for in that trailer.
>death star
>rebels
>stormtroopers
>at-ats
We've seen it all before, Force Awakens trailer was at least able to show us something new, DESPITE, how you may feel about the film.
This trailer gets a 4/10 from me.
looks like shit tbqh familia
iREBEL
LOOOOOOOOL
That was awful.
Which trailer was worse: Rogue One or Ghostbusters?
april fools was last week :^)
>that acting
did disney not get the dailies?
holy shit
>Reckless, aggressive and undisciplined, you're a Rogue One aren't you?
Jesus Christ really?
>>67966217
this looks like star trek more that star wars
>>67966217
looks better than TFA desu...
>same accent as Rey
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
Why do they keep cramming in girl powah protagonists? Women don't care about Star Wars.
>No Mads
REEEEEEEE
>horrible annoying sound
eeeh
>I rebel
This looks awful
>>67966217
So is Ben Mendelsohn playing Grand Moff Tarkin or what?
>Another Deathstar
Make an original storyline for once
Fuck
I'm not falling for this twice.
>>67966327
Latter was mediocre-funny. This is just mediocre.
>>67966327
Rogue One, at least Ghistbusters did something different
a fucking samurai
I rebel, Rey 2, forced gritty, bad lines, Mart Use, Fake CGI, no Tarkin, no Tarples, White males where, yearly franchise, disney bad, its just the old trilogy over again, REY,
>another infallible, mary sue, stong female who don't need no man protagonist
YAWN
>>67966375
It's the original Death Star.
>>67966375
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
>it's 2016 and still only the prequels are the only original movie content we've gotten
wew
>>67966315
That Vader is a Big Guy
LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOOD LIKE 10000 TIMES BETTER THAN EP7
BEN MENDELSOHN GONNA FUCK SHIT UP
JJ BTFO
>>67966217
Its another an asian actor plays a martial artist but now in space episode
NIGGER DID I JUST SEE DONNIE YEN?
>>67966244
this
its fucking unbelievable
>>67966265
Who cares if it's a man or a woman? Jesus fucking Christ.
Ian McKellan was in that trailer.
>>67966217
why isn't Kylo Ren in it?
That's it I'm not watching this movie
post yfw >I rebel
>>67966347
Got that same feeling, it does look better than TFA. At least it's not just desperately trying to shove nostalgia down our throats, instead it appears to be using the original galactic civil war setting to tell its own story.
As for the female lead, ehhh... As long as she isn't a fucking Mary Sue, I can get behind that.
Kinda stale.
Why is there always a fucking Death star in these things?
Literally no fucking imagination.
>>67966217
>"I bet you're wondering how I got this fancy suit. Well it all started when a big guy helped me absorb another man's company and taught me what necessary evil was."
>On your own since 15. Reckless, aggressive, a total hype beast badass, and a girl
>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
Watched twice, can't see Mads in it, hope he's not some shit alien tha wears makeup throughout the whole film
I rebel
Inception bongs fad about to be replaced with a Rogue One bongs fad.
I rebel
I love this guy
>>67966465
nigga it`s set before ANH
>>67966459
god this movie looks so shit
some women just cant act
>>67966491
those are imperial alarms
>>67966217
Is this a fucking joke? Mocking jay in space? No, seriously is this a late 1st. April joke?
More death stars.
Is the writing that bad?
>>67966358
You're wrong about that. Females these days will cling on to anything that validates their self worth or to get attention from Chad and his friends. Being a le geeky nerd xD is cool these days,
ZZZZZ Jesus fuck, I thought this was going to be gritty... Like blackhawk down
>>67966484
>inb4 Drive / Rouge One crossover shitposting
JESUS CHRIST I AM SO ANGRY
"This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel"
WHO GREENLIT THIS AWFUL DIALOGUE?!!!!!!??!
It looks like a fan film.
star wars is kino now so glad no more JJ
>/tv/ falls over themselves to shit on it
>will be hyping it as the second coming on release
like poetry
>#IRebel
>>67966507
NEW TR-8R
>There will never be a stand alone Star Wars film set in the Old Republic Era
>>67966470
>That acting and dialogue
Cant make this shit up
>>67966470
>>On your own since 15. Reckless, aggressive, a total hype beast badass, and a girl
>
>>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION
HOHONOHOOBOOHHO
ITS RHONDA STARWARS ROUSEY
that looked shit so itll make a billion dollars at the box office cause manchildren like to waste money and feel like theyre part of some cool nerdd club
>>67966491
Those are in A New Hope
>>67966508
How is that an excuse for fucking garbage?
>>67966217
>10s
Why are those Rebels dressed as consulary guard, shouldn't they dress more incognito?
>REEEE REEEE REEEE REEEE
The fuck was that? And it felt too "generic space movie" to me. Sticking Stormtroopers doesn't instantly make it Star Wars Disney
>>67966526
This, I thought it was a fan made movie. What the fuck
YES YES
WATCH THE TRAILER SO WE CAN GET MORE VIEWS AND BECOME TRENDING WORLDWIDE
MAKE MORE THREADS ON 4CHAN
>>67966526
That's only because it's been so long since the original Stormtrooper armour has been on film.
>>67966217
fuck I can't believe I actually got my hopes up that I'd like this better than TFA. Disney killed Star Wars. I tried to lie to myself and think otherwise. Kathleen Kennedy needs to step down to keep this from getting worse. She wasn't lying when she said she wanted the Hunger Games audience, this literally looks like it could be another dystopian stronk teenage girl drama if it didn't have Stormtroopers and shit. Fuck this wave of PC and feminist shit being injected into everything (which will die out in 5 years max) is ruining a fucking 40 year old legacy.
>>67966461
true, female lead already looks more interesting than how Rey turned out in my opinion. and at least she's not trying too hard to be a badass or whatever.
>>67966428
HELL YEAH NIGGA
WE IP MAN NOW
>>67966375
>>67966217
>didn't even show any darth vader or mads mikkelsen
why should i care
>>67966257
Oh look, a mystic black mentor who'll totally not get killed!
& over there! do my eyes deceive me? A asian kung fu master?!
>>67966520
>disney
>gritty
>>67966550
looks like they're still using the Yavin base, no need to hide at home
I hope the I rebel line doesn't make it into the final cut.
>>67966217
Meh. Looks alright
>>67966468
Bet this is tarkin
>>67966519
Be that as it may those small amount of cunts aren't the ones purchasing the majority of the tickets. Why pander to them?
The main lead can't act at all
>>67966428
I hope they use him at his fullest and have him do crazy stuff with his staff
STOP REMIXING BINARY SUNSET YOU FUCKING FUCKS!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67966217
Marks face perfectly sums up this bullshit in the end.
WEEEEEEEEUU
WEEEEEEEEUU
WEEEEEEEEUU
POM
WEEEEEEEEUU
For Christ sake
>>67966580
Are you posting that because you posted it, or you found that post on reddit? Because I don't have a reddit account
>that dialogue
>stronk womyn protagonist
End your life if you thought this looked good.
>>67966547
it`s literally a story about how Rebels stole the plans for the first Death Star
out of all the things you could complain, an essenetial story element like it is not an excuse
>>67966482
He's her dad and the man responsible for inventing the Death Star. He regrets what he did like Oppenheimer.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Mary Sue part 2!
is this a movie or a tv show?
>>67966510
>some
>>67966217
Looks like shit what the fuck? I was expecting something completely different then this
>>67966538
i dont get it why though
Revan, Bastila and HK(cuz funny edgy droid) would become just as big as Luke, Leia and Han
People would wank over Revan and Bastila just as they do over Vader and Luke.
With Bastila you have your strongwomyn quota and Revan and HK to sell toys.
Disney is literally retarded or waiting until the new trilogy ends.
>>67966461
>not shoving nostalgia down out throats
>Features the Death Star
>AT-AT's
>Mon Mothma
Looks lazy
>>67966461
id swear to god this is a disney astroturfer
>le anime image for no reason but to say 'im part of 4chan'
>saying it looks better than TFA when it looks literally exactly the same in every way
>not shoving nostalgia but its all about death stars and the same shapes and the same sets and the same costumes and the same story and the same music and the same everything
>not a mary sue cause we read everyone hates mary sues
or maybe youre just fucked in the head i duno man its shill or dumbcunt
/tv/ right now
>I HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>67966484
This is the first thing I thought of when I heard that kek
>>67966627
Hi dolan_m
Ohh so this is a prequel.
>Rogue One is the first of several planned spin-off movies, and is said to take place just before the events of the original film. In it, a group led by Felicity Jones sets out to steal plans for the Death Star — the same plans, it seems, that Princess Leia stored in the memory banks of R2-D2 back in 1977.
This totally killed my SW excitement.
>>67966217
I checked out /r/movies to see what the plebs think, hoping that they'd finally start getting tried of this Mary Sue schtick; but of course, they loved it.
the dialogue sounds terrible and I can't buy Felicity Jones as a badass
Forest Whitaker hamming it up, Ip Man doing space kungfu is cheesy
Ben Mendehlson looks genuinely cool
I have a bad feeling about this
>>67966655
You think Disney want to give money to anyone that isn't Disney? Using KOTOR characters in a movie means they'll have to pay someone else. Same reason they basically used the EU shit in TFA under a different name
>>67966679
nice edge. see you at the cinema bro
Looks like hot garbage
Plus the whole design aesthetic looks off for something set before Episode IV
>>67966373
No.
>>67966663
Mon Mothma looked pretty legit
>>67966675
When will they learn?
JEWS STOP REEEEEEE
L O L
they have another mary sue you cant make this shit up. disney is intent on driving star wars into the ground
>>67966526
>It looks like a fan film.
You're right, because it is. No George = fan film. These just have big budgets.
>>67966627
Just wondering if it's a reddit meme I'm missing out on, m_dolan
>>67966217
Damn this looks fun.
But I must say my fears about Felicity have been confirmed, well so far maybe she's better in the actual movie. She is wrong for this, not only is she just an acceptable actress, but she can't make a convince able fighter. They should've went with the girl from Orphan Black.
>I "Rebel One"
What did she mean by this
>>67966689
>Using KOTOR characters in a movie means they'll have to pay someone else
Did you miss the part where Disney owns Star Wars?
KOTOR, KOTOR2 and SWTOR belongs to disney.
>>67966681
>I have a bad feeling about this
Same, this looks like shit. I hope Disney will prove me wrong.
>>67966636
>it`s literally a story about how Rebels stole the plans for the first Death Star
But I didn't see any Bothans, dead or otherwise.
>>67966679
"im erect"
man they cant even come up with original 'catchphrases' when they have infinty time to research, edit, then post
what makes you think theyd have original thoughts about how shit something is? theyre herd people
4chan is a herd too but theres way more people who who say whatever they think without giving a shit if anyone agrees
reddit rewards the 'popular' post and it gives imaginary rewards into dopamine to them
>>67966725
this
>>67966217
Looks pretty cool. I like that it seems to be a straight action movie, might watch. I'm not seeing the rest of the main entries, I can tell they'll more generic retreads that tease the next episode like VII.
I thought it looked prettygoodI rebel was fucking awful though
>>67966657
>I'm going to shill this movie aimed at children and manchildren in the same place where faggots post LE BIG GUY memes
>looks like shit
>no lightsabers
JUST
>>67966575
>at least she's not trying too hard to be a badass
>I rebel
the samurai dude looks dumb and out-of-place, and forrest whittaker should go back to direct-to-dvd shitfests because that's his tier of acting
felicity jones a cute, but this looks like another atavistic shitpile
>Many Bothans died
>>67966217
YUSS SURRR
>>67966217
>I, rebel
Man, this movie is going to be shit isnt it? Cool to see Donie doing his thing though. I guess I'll just see it for him and leave the kino after he dies.
These trees look like model from Godzilla movies.
let me guess
they're going to call this group of human "bothan spies" as if bothan is a rank rather than a species
Where's Mads
>>67966771
>Could have had a Bothan lead
HUNGER GAMES IN SPACE!
Has nobody commented on the fact the Emperor's guards are shown? This could mean more Sheev, and not just hologram Sheev (why would they be there if he was just shown through a hologram?).
>>67966736
But as we know from all the shit DC and Marvel have to deal with in court, character creators will continuously bitch and whine and sue until they make money from crap they created for someone else
>>67966588
I mean in filming style/colour grade.
NO ALIENS
O
A
L
I
E
N
S
WHAT THE FUCK DOES DISNEY HAVE AGAINST STAR WARS ALIENS???
>>67966776
I think the dude who filmed Godzilla made Rogue One
>>67966764
that's the writer's problem, not the actress's.
>>67966776
Oddly neat.
>>67966217
1:16 looks hell low budget. And I thought they were using the same makers of Force Awakens?
>>67966217
Looks like fucking garbage. SW is such shit.
>>67966750
>lets NOT market on the internet - Disney 2016
you should never try and get a job doing anything with your mind
It certainly doesn't look like shit, but I wouldn't have minded seeing a bit more. Maybe a final shot of Vader killing rebels with his saber?
Bad guy looks pretty sick. I see they're going with the whole "ancient samurai mentor" type with Whitaker's character.
6.5-7/10, not a bad teaser but it could have been better. Looks damn cool.
>I rebel
What did she mean by this?
>no mads
>>67966793
#AlienLivesMatter
>>67966265
She seems exactly the same.
Poor down trodden girl who don't need no man somehow is the key to everything.
Shit, I mean couldn't they have at least done the opposite to poor and have her coming from an extremely privileged background like royalty or nobility? It's just the same old shit every time.
>>67966777
Bothans got the plans to the second death star
>>67966217
>I rebel
Where do they keep getting all these awful, awful, AWFUL actresses?
Looks cool visually though
>>67966290
Fuck off, Star Wars is worse than capeshit.
>>67966675
why do they look like the old storm troopers? in episode 7 they were different
>>67966343
top keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>another female lead
rip
What is the deal with i rebel. Why didnt she say i rogue or i rebel alliance.
>>67966776
>Gareth Edwards directed Godzilla
POTTERY
>>67966776
They still have 8 months left for post-production.
>>67966217
That shot where they are putting the dish on the Death Star and the shadows falling on the Star Destroyer......DAAAAAAAAMN
>>67966217
these Disney Star Wars movies really lack the charm of the OT and even the prequels. they look like action movies with Star Wars things in them.
>>67966655
Don't forget that the plot twist will literally make normie dicks diamonds.
>>67966217
Holy fuck this shot looks amazing!!
Usual bland, safe, predictable modern disney shit, same as TFA, mcu movies, Jurassic World and Pixar
I will never understand how people still haven't become tired of it.
>>67966671
>>67966726
I've been exposed, I in fact do have a Reddit account
Feel to free to browse It and judge me
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dracklfaggot/
>more women
inb4 Bothans retcon
>>67966217
When will this strong womyn meme end?
I miss JJ already .
>>67966771
That was the second Death Star m8.
if you aren't hyped for Ben Mendelsohn you're pleb scum that guy is literally one of the best actors alive
>>67966217
>It's a Katniss Everdeen in space episode
It's another Mary Sue!
Really competing for that Tumblr demographic ay?
looks alright. I rebel was shit. Samurai guy is dumb. Everything else looked pretty cool.
>>67966845
>Finally, I have become...
>the One who is a Rogue in these Star Wars
>>67966663
it's not that, she's literally the same character as rey
>muh mom
fuck that excuse
>>67966881
Bothans got the plans for the second Death Star, not the first.
>>67966793
easier to sell human toys
>>67966217
0:57
I feel sorry for the editor who spent hours making this trailer and having to listen to that annoying sound over and over.
>>67966787
Not the same thing.
Those are big comic books shits with hundreds of releases.
These are games and/or books and a very few of those.
And disney already had TOR era ships in Rebels, Bane and Delta Squad(republic commando) in TCW.
Revan was also planned and modeled for TCW but scrapped(probably realized he isnt a Sith since they wanted him as a sith ghost).
The newly released galaxy maps also have multiple TOR era planets.(as in introduced in TOR era material)
>>67966882
when women stop being the controller and spender of disposable income
theres so much data that shows it, theyll do anything to get girls to watch scifi
>>67966863
Most people in life just want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lottery and see the same old shit over and over.
>>67966621
Fuck, he is so fucking handsome. Both his extremes (femme, cute young Luke) and old man Mark appeal to me so hard
>>67966793
What do you mean? There was that weird alien with yellow skin
>>67966845
>I am Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
BRAVO
>>67966841
Did you actually watch the trailer? It's set before Episode IV. Because Disney needs more nostalgiabux.
>>67966854
this
so much this
Not in the mood for a bitchy kid thinking she's hot shit. They told us it'd be like Black Hawk Down. Why can't we have a bunch of shellshocked colorful soldiers struggling instead of this teenage girl on a Disney adventure bukkshit?
Whitakers character reminds me of The Battlefield Earth lol
>>67966461
>anime picture
>ehhh....
>I could get behind that
Just gas yourself
>>67966724
>SW shit the bed long before this tripe
>yfw she's actually phasma
>women will literally go for it just to spite raging nerds
watch it make billions
>>67966793
Well the Empire is xenophobic...
>>67966602
no you stupid fuck
> it's a samurai in a star wars movie episode
> it's a vietnam war in a star wars movie episode
>>67966776
Did they fall for the miniature meme ? It's 2016 !
The prequels' effects weren't bad because they were CGI
>guilty of aggravated assault
wow so star wars-y
>>67966854
>prequels
>charm
>>67966681
>Ben Mendehlson looks genuinely cool
I want to see more of his character. He normally plays more scummy lower class roles, so it'll be interesting to see him play an officer
Is this spacekino?
WHY DID YOU SELL OUT GEORGE WHY?
>I REBEL
Seriously Disney? Fucking seriously? What self respecting writer wrote this line. This is the type of lines you expect Marvel to use to get a cheap ass laugh from the retards at the theater. Fuck this triggered me
>>67966655
>With Bastila you have your strongwomyn quota
With Revan as well ;^)
>>67966854
when Lucas stole he stole from the best. Disney is cannibalizing on Star Wars itself.
Mary Sue:
>"This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel"
>feminists piss themselves with excitement
Another movie to boycott.
>NO VADER
OH COME ON
>>67966924
>Did you actually watch the trailer?
no I hate SW. Also it's set before episode IV? that makes it a fucking prequel...
>there will never be another Star Wars without a Mary Sue
>>67966217
Just release an R rated Star Wars film already with sex scenes! These hot women that they cast isn't helping my dick.
kek
Did you see her robot buddy? Neat
What was that fucking siren in the background
>Could have had Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors
>Instead we get Rey 2.0 british Mary Sue with fucking terrible dialogue
JUST
>yfw it is revealed the lead is actually young phasma
>>67966776
hahhhhaaaaaaaaaaah holy shit
muh practical effects
>>67966776
>>67966797
>>67966799
>>67966848
>>67966849
>>67966950
It's fucking tilt-shifted neckbeards
>I rebel
>Sate your name for the record
>Jin Orso
It's like they want to include the Expanded Universe, but they don't dare.
>>67966963
No, that will be Meetra Surik with the KOTOR2 movie. ;^)
>>67966963
he is male in mmo tho
>this shitty non-star wars-y dialogue
>>67966996
>tilt-shifted CGI
no
>>67966945
And the Rebels are not.......
>Film is about the Rebels
>tfw no muffled IT AINT ME playing in the background
>>67966217
>lead women: check
>lead black actor: check
>lead asian actor: check
none of these bother me (apart from a female being the lead again) but I better not see any trannies in this film!
>>67967001
Kyle Kektarn when?
Starring Felicity Jones as Not Rey.
>>67966836
She won an Oscar™ for acting.
>What will you do when they catch you
Notice how he say WHEN, not IF. Why would Empire catch them? Why not execute fuckers where they stand? Why even give them an option to escape? If rebels never take prisioners, why would Empire?
Many Bothans died to bring us this trailer.
>>67966996
Not sure why you (you)'d me like I didn't recognize that.
PAHAAHA
wow what the fuck is this whack ass shit haha
those boring ass closeups shots. like what the fuck is this even star wars anymore
shit looks like a syfy show
>>67966217
Looks fucking terrible tbqh, can we safely say that sw is now dead?
>>67966976
>that makes it a fucking prequel...
Yep.
But unlike George's prequels, this'll be a generic action script with lots of original trilogy window dressing to bank on fanboys.
>>67966217
MC literally only has one expression, and it is blank.
>>67966217
>another Stronk British female lead, I guess that where Rey's accent comes from
>Cliche blind Asian Kung fu master
>Forest Whitaker
A lot of gay shit, but I'm still more hyped about this than I was about VII. I might even see it in theaters instead of dling.
>YOU MISS ME YET /tv/?
>>67966484
And a new supermeme was born.
I Rebel...
Against this shitty cash in on nostalgia and the 'chique geek' fad.
>there's an alternate universe where you died before you had to witness this bullshit
>I Rogue One: a Star Wars Story™
What did she mean by this?
>>67966217
I loved it/10
Miss me yet?
>>67967068
it was dead when Lucas made the prequels
>>67967047
To interrogate them about the location of their secret base, duh?
Looks like shit. Too many woman and minority characters again.
who dis niqqa tho..?
