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>it's another female lead
>>67966217
can we please create a Star Wars/Capeshit containment board? Holy fuck.
Cool trailer though.
N O V A D E R
>>67966217
>I rebel
jesus christ
>>67966239
>confirmed for not watching the trailer
I was actually kind of excited for this but it looks like shit.
>another strong womyn protagonist
why?
This looks worse then the holiday special.
WHEN ARE STARKEKS GOING TO MAKE MOVIES ABOUT THE EMPIRE
I MEAN ITS 2016
THE EMPIRE ISN'T SEXIST AND THEY ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
doubt this even makes 150 domestic. absolutely terrible trailer
>>67966244
If there were no capeshit on this board, would the star wars stuff really bother you? No, it wouldn't.
>>67966217
FORREST WHITAKER
>>67966249
what did she mean by this?
There was literally nothing to get excited for in that trailer.
>death star
>rebels
>stormtroopers
>at-ats
We've seen it all before, Force Awakens trailer was at least able to show us something new, DESPITE, how you may feel about the film.
This trailer gets a 4/10 from me.
looks like shit tbqh familia
iREBEL
LOOOOOOOOL
That was awful.
Which trailer was worse: Rogue One or Ghostbusters?
april fools was last week :^)
>that acting
did disney not get the dailies?
holy shit
>Reckless, aggressive and undisciplined, you're a Rogue One aren't you?
Jesus Christ really?
>>67966217
this looks like star trek more that star wars
>>67966217
looks better than TFA desu...
>same accent as Rey
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
Why do they keep cramming in girl powah protagonists? Women don't care about Star Wars.
>No Mads
REEEEEEEE
>horrible annoying sound
eeeh
>I rebel
This looks awful
>>67966217
So is Ben Mendelsohn playing Grand Moff Tarkin or what?
>Another Deathstar
Make an original storyline for once
Fuck
I'm not falling for this twice.
>>67966327
Latter was mediocre-funny. This is just mediocre.
>>67966327
Rogue One, at least Ghistbusters did something different
a fucking samurai
I rebel, Rey 2, forced gritty, bad lines, Mart Use, Fake CGI, no Tarkin, no Tarples, White males where, yearly franchise, disney bad, its just the old trilogy over again, REY,
>another infallible, mary sue, stong female who don't need no man protagonist
YAWN
>>67966375
It's the original Death Star.
>>67966375
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
>it's 2016 and still only the prequels are the only original movie content we've gotten
wew
>>67966315
That Vader is a Big Guy
LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOOD LIKE 10000 TIMES BETTER THAN EP7
BEN MENDELSOHN GONNA FUCK SHIT UP
JJ BTFO
>>67966217
Its another an asian actor plays a martial artist but now in space episode
NIGGER DID I JUST SEE DONNIE YEN?
>>67966244
this
its fucking unbelievable
>>67966265
Who cares if it's a man or a woman? Jesus fucking Christ.
Ian McKellan was in that trailer.
>>67966217
why isn't Kylo Ren in it?
That's it I'm not watching this movie
post yfw >I rebel
>>67966347
Got that same feeling, it does look better than TFA. At least it's not just desperately trying to shove nostalgia down our throats, instead it appears to be using the original galactic civil war setting to tell its own story.
As for the female lead, ehhh... As long as she isn't a fucking Mary Sue, I can get behind that.
Kinda stale.
Why is there always a fucking Death star in these things?
Literally no fucking imagination.
>>67966217
>"I bet you're wondering how I got this fancy suit. Well it all started when a big guy helped me absorb another man's company and taught me what necessary evil was."
>On your own since 15. Reckless, aggressive, a total hype beast badass, and a girl
>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
Watched twice, can't see Mads in it, hope he's not some shit alien tha wears makeup throughout the whole film
I rebel
Inception bongs fad about to be replaced with a Rogue One bongs fad.
I rebel
I love this guy
>>67966465
nigga it`s set before ANH
>>67966459
god this movie looks so shit
some women just cant act
>>67966491
those are imperial alarms
>>67966217
Is this a fucking joke? Mocking jay in space? No, seriously is this a late 1st. April joke?
More death stars.
Is the writing that bad?
>>67966358
You're wrong about that. Females these days will cling on to anything that validates their self worth or to get attention from Chad and his friends. Being a le geeky nerd xD is cool these days,
ZZZZZ Jesus fuck, I thought this was going to be gritty... Like blackhawk down
>>67966484
>inb4 Drive / Rouge One crossover shitposting
JESUS CHRIST I AM SO ANGRY
"This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel"
WHO GREENLIT THIS AWFUL DIALOGUE?!!!!!!??!
It looks like a fan film.
star wars is kino now so glad no more JJ
>/tv/ falls over themselves to shit on it
>will be hyping it as the second coming on release
like poetry
>#IRebel
>>67966507
NEW TR-8R
>There will never be a stand alone Star Wars film set in the Old Republic Era
>>67966470
>That acting and dialogue
Cant make this shit up
>>67966470
>>On your own since 15. Reckless, aggressive, a total hype beast badass, and a girl
>
>>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION
HOHONOHOOBOOHHO
ITS RHONDA STARWARS ROUSEY
that looked shit so itll make a billion dollars at the box office cause manchildren like to waste money and feel like theyre part of some cool nerdd club
>>67966491
Those are in A New Hope
>>67966508
How is that an excuse for fucking garbage?
>>67966217
>10s
Why are those Rebels dressed as consulary guard, shouldn't they dress more incognito?
>REEEE REEEE REEEE REEEE
The fuck was that? And it felt too "generic space movie" to me. Sticking Stormtroopers doesn't instantly make it Star Wars Disney
>>67966526
This, I thought it was a fan made movie. What the fuck
YES YES
WATCH THE TRAILER SO WE CAN GET MORE VIEWS AND BECOME TRENDING WORLDWIDE
MAKE MORE THREADS ON 4CHAN
>>67966526
That's only because it's been so long since the original Stormtrooper armour has been on film.
>>67966217
fuck I can't believe I actually got my hopes up that I'd like this better than TFA. Disney killed Star Wars. I tried to lie to myself and think otherwise. Kathleen Kennedy needs to step down to keep this from getting worse. She wasn't lying when she said she wanted the Hunger Games audience, this literally looks like it could be another dystopian stronk teenage girl drama if it didn't have Stormtroopers and shit. Fuck this wave of PC and feminist shit being injected into everything (which will die out in 5 years max) is ruining a fucking 40 year old legacy.
>>67966461
true, female lead already looks more interesting than how Rey turned out in my opinion. and at least she's not trying too hard to be a badass or whatever.
>>67966428
HELL YEAH NIGGA
WE IP MAN NOW
>>67966217
>didn't even show any darth vader or mads mikkelsen
why should i care
>>67966257
Oh look, a mystic black mentor who'll totally not get killed!
& over there! do my eyes deceive me? A asian kung fu master?!
>>67966520
>disney
>gritty
>>67966550
looks like they're still using the Yavin base, no need to hide at home
I hope the I rebel line doesn't make it into the final cut.
>>67966217
Meh. Looks alright
>>67966468
Bet this is tarkin
>>67966519
Be that as it may those small amount of cunts aren't the ones purchasing the majority of the tickets. Why pander to them?
The main lead can't act at all
>>67966428
I hope they use him at his fullest and have him do crazy stuff with his staff
STOP REMIXING BINARY SUNSET YOU FUCKING FUCKS!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67966217
Marks face perfectly sums up this bullshit in the end.
WEEEEEEEEUU
WEEEEEEEEUU
WEEEEEEEEUU
POM
WEEEEEEEEUU
For Christ sake
>>67966580
Are you posting that because you posted it, or you found that post on reddit? Because I don't have a reddit account
>that dialogue
>stronk womyn protagonist
End your life if you thought this looked good.
>>67966547
it`s literally a story about how Rebels stole the plans for the first Death Star
out of all the things you could complain, an essenetial story element like it is not an excuse
>>67966482
He's her dad and the man responsible for inventing the Death Star. He regrets what he did like Oppenheimer.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Mary Sue part 2!
is this a movie or a tv show?
>>67966510
>some
>>67966217
Looks like shit what the fuck? I was expecting something completely different then this
>>67966538
i dont get it why though
Revan, Bastila and HK(cuz funny edgy droid) would become just as big as Luke, Leia and Han
People would wank over Revan and Bastila just as they do over Vader and Luke.
With Bastila you have your strongwomyn quota and Revan and HK to sell toys.
Disney is literally retarded or waiting until the new trilogy ends.
>>67966461
>not shoving nostalgia down out throats
>Features the Death Star
>AT-AT's
>Mon Mothma
Looks lazy
>>67966461
id swear to god this is a disney astroturfer
>le anime image for no reason but to say 'im part of 4chan'
>saying it looks better than TFA when it looks literally exactly the same in every way
>not shoving nostalgia but its all about death stars and the same shapes and the same sets and the same costumes and the same story and the same music and the same everything
>not a mary sue cause we read everyone hates mary sues
or maybe youre just fucked in the head i duno man its shill or dumbcunt
/tv/ right now
>I HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>67966484
This is the first thing I thought of when I heard that kek
>>67966627
Hi dolan_m
Ohh so this is a prequel.
>Rogue One is the first of several planned spin-off movies, and is said to take place just before the events of the original film. In it, a group led by Felicity Jones sets out to steal plans for the Death Star — the same plans, it seems, that Princess Leia stored in the memory banks of R2-D2 back in 1977.
This totally killed my SW excitement.
>>67966217
I checked out /r/movies to see what the plebs think, hoping that they'd finally start getting tried of this Mary Sue schtick; but of course, they loved it.
the dialogue sounds terrible and I can't buy Felicity Jones as a badass
Forest Whitaker hamming it up, Ip Man doing space kungfu is cheesy
Ben Mendehlson looks genuinely cool
I have a bad feeling about this
>>67966655
You think Disney want to give money to anyone that isn't Disney? Using KOTOR characters in a movie means they'll have to pay someone else. Same reason they basically used the EU shit in TFA under a different name
>>67966679
nice edge. see you at the cinema bro
Looks like hot garbage
Plus the whole design aesthetic looks off for something set before Episode IV
>>67966373
No.
>>67966663
Mon Mothma looked pretty legit
>>67966675
When will they learn?
JEWS STOP REEEEEEE
L O L
they have another mary sue you cant make this shit up. disney is intent on driving star wars into the ground
>>67966526
>It looks like a fan film.
You're right, because it is. No George = fan film. These just have big budgets.
>>67966627
Just wondering if it's a reddit meme I'm missing out on, m_dolan
>>67966217
Damn this looks fun.
But I must say my fears about Felicity have been confirmed, well so far maybe she's better in the actual movie. She is wrong for this, not only is she just an acceptable actress, but she can't make a convince able fighter. They should've went with the girl from Orphan Black.
>I "Rebel One"
What did she mean by this
>>67966689
>Using KOTOR characters in a movie means they'll have to pay someone else
Did you miss the part where Disney owns Star Wars?
KOTOR, KOTOR2 and SWTOR belongs to disney.
>>67966681
>I have a bad feeling about this
Same, this looks like shit. I hope Disney will prove me wrong.
>>67966636
>it`s literally a story about how Rebels stole the plans for the first Death Star
But I didn't see any Bothans, dead or otherwise.
>>67966679
"im erect"
man they cant even come up with original 'catchphrases' when they have infinty time to research, edit, then post
what makes you think theyd have original thoughts about how shit something is? theyre herd people
4chan is a herd too but theres way more people who who say whatever they think without giving a shit if anyone agrees
reddit rewards the 'popular' post and it gives imaginary rewards into dopamine to them
>>67966725
this
>>67966217
Looks pretty cool. I like that it seems to be a straight action movie, might watch. I'm not seeing the rest of the main entries, I can tell they'll more generic retreads that tease the next episode like VII.
I thought it looked prettygoodI rebel was fucking awful though
>>67966657
>I'm going to shill this movie aimed at children and manchildren in the same place where faggots post LE BIG GUY memes
>looks like shit
>no lightsabers
JUST
>>67966575
>at least she's not trying too hard to be a badass
>I rebel
the samurai dude looks dumb and out-of-place, and forrest whittaker should go back to direct-to-dvd shitfests because that's his tier of acting
felicity jones a cute, but this looks like another atavistic shitpile
>Many Bothans died
>>67966217
YUSS SURRR
>>67966217
>I, rebel
Man, this movie is going to be shit isnt it? Cool to see Donie doing his thing though. I guess I'll just see it for him and leave the kino after he dies.
These trees look like model from Godzilla movies.
let me guess
they're going to call this group of human "bothan spies" as if bothan is a rank rather than a species
Where's Mads
>>67966771
>Could have had a Bothan lead
HUNGER GAMES IN SPACE!
Has nobody commented on the fact the Emperor's guards are shown? This could mean more Sheev, and not just hologram Sheev (why would they be there if he was just shown through a hologram?).
>>67966736
But as we know from all the shit DC and Marvel have to deal with in court, character creators will continuously bitch and whine and sue until they make money from crap they created for someone else
>>67966588
I mean in filming style/colour grade.
NO ALIENS
O
A
L
I
E
N
S
WHAT THE FUCK DOES DISNEY HAVE AGAINST STAR WARS ALIENS???
>>67966776
I think the dude who filmed Godzilla made Rogue One
>>67966764
that's the writer's problem, not the actress's.
>>67966776
Oddly neat.
>>67966217
1:16 looks hell low budget. And I thought they were using the same makers of Force Awakens?
>>67966217
Looks like fucking garbage. SW is such shit.
>>67966750
>lets NOT market on the internet - Disney 2016
you should never try and get a job doing anything with your mind
It certainly doesn't look like shit, but I wouldn't have minded seeing a bit more. Maybe a final shot of Vader killing rebels with his saber?
Bad guy looks pretty sick. I see they're going with the whole "ancient samurai mentor" type with Whitaker's character.
6.5-7/10, not a bad teaser but it could have been better. Looks damn cool.
>I rebel
What did she mean by this?
>no mads
>>67966793
#AlienLivesMatter
>>67966265
She seems exactly the same.
Poor down trodden girl who don't need no man somehow is the key to everything.
Shit, I mean couldn't they have at least done the opposite to poor and have her coming from an extremely privileged background like royalty or nobility? It's just the same old shit every time.
>>67966777
Bothans got the plans to the second death star
>>67966217
>I rebel
Where do they keep getting all these awful, awful, AWFUL actresses?
Looks cool visually though
>>67966290
Fuck off, Star Wars is worse than capeshit.
>>67966675
why do they look like the old storm troopers? in episode 7 they were different
>>67966343
top keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>another female lead
rip
What is the deal with i rebel. Why didnt she say i rogue or i rebel alliance.
>>67966776
>Gareth Edwards directed Godzilla
POTTERY
>>67966776
They still have 8 months left for post-production.
>>67966217
That shot where they are putting the dish on the Death Star and the shadows falling on the Star Destroyer......DAAAAAAAAMN
>>67966217
these Disney Star Wars movies really lack the charm of the OT and even the prequels. they look like action movies with Star Wars things in them.
>>67966655
Don't forget that the plot twist will literally make normie dicks diamonds.
>>67966217
Holy fuck this shot looks amazing!!
Usual bland, safe, predictable modern disney shit, same as TFA, mcu movies, Jurassic World and Pixar
I will never understand how people still haven't become tired of it.
>>67966671
>>67966726
I've been exposed, I in fact do have a Reddit account
Feel to free to browse It and judge me
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dracklfaggot/
>more women
inb4 Bothans retcon
>>67966217
When will this strong womyn meme end?
I miss JJ already .
>>67966771
That was the second Death Star m8.
if you aren't hyped for Ben Mendelsohn you're pleb scum that guy is literally one of the best actors alive
>>67966217
>It's a Katniss Everdeen in space episode
It's another Mary Sue!
Really competing for that Tumblr demographic ay?
looks alright. I rebel was shit. Samurai guy is dumb. Everything else looked pretty cool.
>>67966845
>Finally, I have become...
>the One who is a Rogue in these Star Wars
>>67966663
it's not that, she's literally the same character as rey
>muh mom
fuck that excuse
>>67966881
Bothans got the plans for the second Death Star, not the first.
>>67966793
easier to sell human toys
>>67966217
0:57
I feel sorry for the editor who spent hours making this trailer and having to listen to that annoying sound over and over.
>>67966787
Not the same thing.
Those are big comic books shits with hundreds of releases.
These are games and/or books and a very few of those.
And disney already had TOR era ships in Rebels, Bane and Delta Squad(republic commando) in TCW.
Revan was also planned and modeled for TCW but scrapped(probably realized he isnt a Sith since they wanted him as a sith ghost).
The newly released galaxy maps also have multiple TOR era planets.(as in introduced in TOR era material)
>>67966882
when women stop being the controller and spender of disposable income
theres so much data that shows it, theyll do anything to get girls to watch scifi
>>67966863
Most people in life just want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lottery and see the same old shit over and over.
>>67966621
Fuck, he is so fucking handsome. Both his extremes (femme, cute young Luke) and old man Mark appeal to me so hard
>>67966793
What do you mean? There was that weird alien with yellow skin
>>67966845
>I am Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
BRAVO
>>67966841
Did you actually watch the trailer? It's set before Episode IV. Because Disney needs more nostalgiabux.
>>67966854
this
so much this
Not in the mood for a bitchy kid thinking she's hot shit. They told us it'd be like Black Hawk Down. Why can't we have a bunch of shellshocked colorful soldiers struggling instead of this teenage girl on a Disney adventure bukkshit?
Whitakers character reminds me of The Battlefield Earth lol
>>67966461
>anime picture
>ehhh....
>I could get behind that
Just gas yourself
>>67966724
>SW shit the bed long before this tripe
>yfw she's actually phasma
>women will literally go for it just to spite raging nerds
watch it make billions
>>67966793
Well the Empire is xenophobic...
>>67966602
no you stupid fuck
> it's a samurai in a star wars movie episode
> it's a vietnam war in a star wars movie episode
>>67966776
Did they fall for the miniature meme ? It's 2016 !
The prequels' effects weren't bad because they were CGI
>guilty of aggravated assault
wow so star wars-y
>>67966854
>prequels
>charm
>>67966681
>Ben Mendehlson looks genuinely cool
I want to see more of his character. He normally plays more scummy lower class roles, so it'll be interesting to see him play an officer
Is this spacekino?
WHY DID YOU SELL OUT GEORGE WHY?
>I REBEL
Seriously Disney? Fucking seriously? What self respecting writer wrote this line. This is the type of lines you expect Marvel to use to get a cheap ass laugh from the retards at the theater. Fuck this triggered me
>>67966655
>With Bastila you have your strongwomyn quota
With Revan as well ;^)
>>67966854
when Lucas stole he stole from the best. Disney is cannibalizing on Star Wars itself.
Mary Sue:
>"This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel"
>feminists piss themselves with excitement
Another movie to boycott.
>NO VADER
OH COME ON
>>67966924
>Did you actually watch the trailer?
no I hate SW. Also it's set before episode IV? that makes it a fucking prequel...
>there will never be another Star Wars without a Mary Sue
>>67966217
Just release an R rated Star Wars film already with sex scenes! These hot women that they cast isn't helping my dick.
kek
Did you see her robot buddy? Neat
What was that fucking siren in the background
>Could have had Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors
>Instead we get Rey 2.0 british Mary Sue with fucking terrible dialogue
JUST
>yfw it is revealed the lead is actually young phasma
>>67966776
hahhhhaaaaaaaaaaah holy shit
muh practical effects
>>67966776
>>67966797
>>67966799
>>67966848
>>67966849
>>67966950
It's fucking tilt-shifted neckbeards
>I rebel
>Sate your name for the record
>Jin Orso
It's like they want to include the Expanded Universe, but they don't dare.
>>67966963
No, that will be Meetra Surik with the KOTOR2 movie. ;^)
>>67966963
he is male in mmo tho
>this shitty non-star wars-y dialogue
>>67966996
>tilt-shifted CGI
no
>>67966945
And the Rebels are not.......
>Film is about the Rebels
>tfw no muffled IT AINT ME playing in the background
>>67966217
>lead women: check
>lead black actor: check
>lead asian actor: check
none of these bother me (apart from a female being the lead again) but I better not see any trannies in this film!
>>67967001
Kyle Kektarn when?
Starring Felicity Jones as Not Rey.
>>67966836
She won an Oscar™ for acting.
>What will you do when they catch you
Notice how he say WHEN, not IF. Why would Empire catch them? Why not execute fuckers where they stand? Why even give them an option to escape? If rebels never take prisioners, why would Empire?
Many Bothans died to bring us this trailer.
>>67966996
Not sure why you (you)'d me like I didn't recognize that.
PAHAAHA
wow what the fuck is this whack ass shit haha
those boring ass closeups shots. like what the fuck is this even star wars anymore
shit looks like a syfy show
>>67966217
Looks fucking terrible tbqh, can we safely say that sw is now dead?
>>67966976
>that makes it a fucking prequel...
Yep.
But unlike George's prequels, this'll be a generic action script with lots of original trilogy window dressing to bank on fanboys.
>>67966217
MC literally only has one expression, and it is blank.
>>67966217
>another Stronk British female lead, I guess that where Rey's accent comes from
>Cliche blind Asian Kung fu master
>Forest Whitaker
A lot of gay shit, but I'm still more hyped about this than I was about VII. I might even see it in theaters instead of dling.
>YOU MISS ME YET /tv/?
>>67966484
And a new supermeme was born.
I Rebel...
Against this shitty cash in on nostalgia and the 'chique geek' fad.
>there's an alternate universe where you died before you had to witness this bullshit
>I Rogue One: a Star Wars Story™
What did she mean by this?
>>67966217
I loved it/10
Miss me yet?
>>67967068
it was dead when Lucas made the prequels
>>67967047
To interrogate them about the location of their secret base, duh?
Looks like shit. Too many woman and minority characters again.
who dis niqqa tho..?
>>67966344
That's actually a good thing
>>67967079
unironically yes
>>67967047
Interrogation to find the rebels base probs.
Maybe shes force sensitive like every star wars main protag and shes going to become the new mara jade
>>67967090
I absolutely do. Rey is fucking adorable. This cunt is a cunt.
>>67967106
it's a woman
>>67966344
no it fucking doesn't.
Miss me yet?
>>67966445
Modern day feminists obviously care like hell, it is literally the only thing they care about anything.
>>67967079
Funny how redlettermedia shat on George for "selling out" yet adore this Dinsey cash-in shit.
I want to fugg Mon Mothma so hard
>>67967079
no faggot, I'll never forgive you for what you did to the prequels and the editing of the OT.
>>67966996
oh ok, i'll just ignore the fact it looks shit. Thanks, anon.
>I rebel
>A random samurai
My sides
>>67967001
'Kayle Katern' confirmed
>>67967129
Fuck you. You killed Hank.
I rebel is bane tier
>>67967106
Darth Mikkelsen
>>67967040
She lost to Julianne.
>>67966523
*mon mothma smirk* (heh... she's bringing the banter, wow she's good, haha)
>>67966217
The sound of the siren in this trailer sounds like it's saying: WEW...WEW...WEW....
>>67967120
>>67967098
They don't know shit about the interrogation. Even the Medieval Inquisition would be more effective, cut their limbs, torture. Or the Empire is too liberal and against torture?
>>67967079
Yes at least your films had heart and the soul of star wars.
>ITT: casual faggots
>it's a female lead episode
Ugh..
>>67967002
>>67967013
That was before Disney, now all SW leads will be women. Get used to it silly boys. ;^}
I guess we needed another mary sue in this too, and oh god "I rebel".... retire
> You were the Rogue One™ !!
BRAVO DISNEY
>>67967047
Getting caught is part of the plan.
>>67966885
>That was the second Death Star m8.
nope
>>67966937
Now that would be interesting.
But there's no way in hell we see a protagonist learn to sympathies with the empire cause to join them, only to see her hopes and dreams for the galaxy to finally have some sense of order (after her chaotic childhood) crushed when the Death Star and later empire are destroyed. After become broken with hopelessness and acting as a merciless bounty hunter for years she finally finds new hope once more with the new order splinter cell and joins up.
>>67967106
Ezra Bridger
>>67966602
Bet you're wrong.
Fuck
did they CG that Mon Mothma?
she's almost identical
>>67967193
So Obi Wan will be transgender for his solo film?
Star Wars is finally entering the current year.
>>67967106
Sheev visiting an injured Vader in a bacta tank
>>67967191
>it's a patriarchy gets smashed episode
Ugh..
>>67966825
Don't forget poor down trodden girl with a high class british accent. Remember when star wars used to star Americans? Not anymore!
She is going to crash this rebellion with no survivors...
>>67967191
get used to it. you've got female leads and black leads in star wars now, pick the lesser evil. imma try to watch the black leads ones
wow no bothans wtf
I-IT'S NOT FAIR! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN! I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONLY DISNEY STAR WARS MARY SUE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>67966217
Women being heroes on the front lines breaks my immersion more than anything else in Star Wars ever could.
Star Wars is now like taking a trip to an old western themed town and the tour guides yelling "LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY THERE?!"
Nothing original. Nothing genuine. Nothing creative.
>She's wearing what looks like a hijab on that alleyway scene
>What appears to be the love interest is a sandnig
kek
Excited for Forest and Mon Mothma though
Does this mean that horse faced bothans are no more?
Guys....GUYS!....Here me out.
Maybe she's Rey's Mom.
Think about it.
its shit
>>67967216
That would spoil rebels season 3
i guess we were supposed to jeez our pants when we saw this. Yaaaawn.
>>67967241
Yet pottery felt more original than any of this. Funny how that works.
>>67967227
Star Wars always had a majority British cast because they were filmed there.
>>67967106
dem royal guards
>>67967036
We already have White Thrawn, so I don't see why not.
>>67966217
Why does this movie look like shit?
I don't mean the story necessarily, but the actual look of the film.
This and TFA both look so bland and flat -- like, almost made-for-television lack of visual appeal or cinematography.
Is this really what Star Wars is to become? "Films" that are basically Marvel clones?
>>67967256
That would be Marty Mcfly tier
>>67966468
Is he CIA?
>>67966989
>What was that fucking siren in the background
It's a robotic space frog saying REEEEEEEEE
Well at least it looks fucking original and not more TFA BS. I swear to god if their are quips in this one i will burn the theater to the fucking ground.
>>67967274
it looks ten times better than TFA
>>67967047
OMG! Forrest is playing Vader?!? Soooo happy :)
>>67967265
is that Rey's mother
>>67967256
I'm going to try my hardest not to.
So, she is Rey's mom right?
>>67966724
> TFA one of the highest grossing movie
> driving star wars into the ground
ok buddy
SPOILERS
>>67967265
>Not jeezzing your pants
>>67967256
This franchise is so incestual if this is the best twist you can came up with
>>67967265
So is she a Shadow Trooper originally, or she becomes one at the end?
It'd be cool if she just went full imperial and became the villain halfway through the story.
>>67967263
>>67967263
or maybe it will set it up ?/
>>67967240
yup. But people will defend the gunslinging, can beat beat 3 guys down in combat, non-athletic, still time for makeup wearing heroine.
>>67967266
jesus
this, surprisingly
>mfw I get to see Ip Man vs Stormtroopers
I'm going to just to see this. Based Donnie Yen.
>>67966217
More women and nigs! Great that's what Star Wars needed!
Fuck you guys. I'm excited, I'm hyped as FUCK.
>>67966244
The movie looks like absolute shit and everyone starting these threads is autistic.
>>67967276
>the only other lead female = mother of rey
>the only other black male = father of finn
kek k
>ywn see a high budget Star Wars series film on Endor that is a Vietnam parody
>ywn see Imperial bombers dropping napalm as it aint me plays
>ywn see Stormtroopers having Ewok barbecue and drinking beers
>ywn see a whole series of TR-8Rs and the banter between then
>ywn see an episode where one of the troopers takes acid and gets lost in the Jungle
why even live? this would be pure kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykPHIIqlx4o&nohtml5=False
>>67966389
>>67966766
>>67966900
>>67966950
>>67967155
>samurai
character isn't wearing japanese costume, armour, carrying a katana, or behaving in a samurai-like manner
>samurai
these are the kinds of retards we share a board with
>>67967304
>Forgetting its a prequel
Star Wars is turning into Pirates of the Carribean
>>67967079
Yes, yes I do. Even though you fucked up the OT with the addons.
>>67966358
It's a passing fad. We probably have a few more years of it but its pretty comparable to the current nerd culture fad that has crippled the mainstream for a few years now.
Just a reminder that Admiral ackbar's va died recently
>>67967253
he's a refugee from a civil war otrn planet and although he likes to rape the local women he's highly misunderstood as his culture is simply different from theirs
>tfw no movie about Sheev and Vader fucking up the galaxy
>>67966217
She should've been Rey. Much more pleasing to the eye.
>No Vader
Why the fuck are they all British? The entire point of the original Star Wars was good guys were Americans and the bureaucrats where British.
Unless of course this is a way to link Felicity Jones' character to being Rey's mum. Which I guess would make sense seeing as how there's a X-wing fighter doll in her hideout.
Women are weak sperm receptacles and spawners. stop pretending they aren't
>>67967227
Dude she doesn't even do the British accent consistently, she says "I rebel" in a very distinct American accent, yet says "yes sir" like a Brit. What a fucking mess.
>>67967334
good goy...
>I rebel
I knew it, they've been edit wrestling a terrible script all this time and lost.
>>67967358
>implying they would show vader in the first trailer
bravo /tv/
>>67966217
I can't wait for
Rogue 2: Stealing the plans to Death Star II
and Rogue 3: The reconnaissance mission on Starkiller Base
>>67966217
>Donnie Yen
And they've got my shekels.
>>67967033
>implying the lead female isn't a tranny
>>67967068
>Looks fucking terrible tbqh, can we safely say that sw is now dead?
Dead, yes. Now we start the decade of desecrating the corpse.
>>67967356
>tfw no movie about Sheev and Vader fucking
>>67967269
true, but the main protagonists were never english. Luke, Leia, Han, Anakin, Padme, Qui-Gon. Only one was Obi-Wan and he was only english in the prequels because old Ben was the old mentor type in the main trilogy, and old mentor types are better with English accents.
>>67967349
fucking this. everybody's claiming our shit and then complaining that they don't like it and want it tailored for them. and now we all have to deal with this new shit.
>>67967223
Can't wait to see this in film.
>>67967280
Its the sound the Death Star makes when someone lands in side. Probably an alarm to do with the security shield or air lock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQB2NXfJev0
>>67966602
Does that look like Peter Cushing to you?
>>67966217
This looks like fucking Dawson's Creek in space.
Disgusting YA novella Hunger Gamers sjw lgbt femen transracial transgender pandering.
>>67967369
There is no Britain in the Star Wars universe.
>>67967369
Er... no she doesn't. Source: Am English
>>67967370
FUCK YOU LEAVE LEAVEEEE
>>67967386
if she is a tranny then my god I'd fugg her really hard in a loving way :^)
>>67967419
kys
>>67967343
Oh fuck up. It's very clearly "mystical Asian martial art expert". Quit being autistic.
>>67967432
wtf she looks like a ghost
>>67966841
Because this takes place before New Hope
>>67966217
So where's Vader?
>>67967218
I think it's the woman who played Mon Mothma in the Prequels and was cut.
>>67967334
you look like a constipated zombie
GUYS CONSIDERING WE WILL NOW BE GETTING 5 SW MOVIES A YEAR, COULD YOU ALL NOT EXPLODE INTO 150 SHITPOSTING THREADS EVERY TIME A TEASER FOR A RANDOM SW MOVIE DROPS?
NO?
OH WELL I TRIED
>>67966217
Wow 2 White English Women in Leading roles. How Problematic.
>>67967449
>It's very clearly "mystical Asian martial art expert"
so, not a samurai then
This shit looks almost identical to The Inhabited Island
>>67967265
Is it me or does she look a bit like a young Leia
>>67967310
space nazis are bad tho. ;^)too sophisticated for a Disney flick
>>67966798
I presumed you were referring to the character.
>>67967499
looks like Rey
>>67967165
Would pay to see this.
>>67966217
REMIND THIS MOVIE HAS THE SAME SCREENWRITER AS THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
REMIND THIS MOVIE HAS THE SAME SCREENWRITER AS THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
REMIND THIS MOVIE HAS THE SAME SCREENWRITER AS THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
REMIND THIS MOVIE HAS THE SAME SCREENWRITER AS THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
Prequels come out:
>muh original trilogy
TFA comes out:
>muh prequel trilogy
Rogue One comes out
>We've seen this all before!
Kill yourselves.
>>67966217
Where the fuck is CGI Peter Cushing??
>>67967577
they are still rendering him
>>67967577
in post
>>67966741
Manny Bothans is a member of their team who sacrifices himself so they can get away.
>buy the movie rights to one of the biggest franchises ever created
>make episode VII
>play it completely safe, now every ones expectations have lowered and everyone loves SW movies again
>can shit out SW movies regardless of what kind of characters or plot they have because the universe is already done
>create the perfect Golden Goose
Well played Disney, well played.
>I REBEL
The way she said it is so goddamn hilarious
>>67967564
Only literal retards defend the prequels.
About the only thing Lucas did right was the visual concepts, CIS scum, Clone Troopers, ships.
But every single piece from the story is so goddamn shitty and contradictory to the OT. I really wish Lucas handed the torch to someone else in the 90s so we got something of value.
>>67966217
Fuck, I just want another SW protagonist that I can connect with.
Quit shoving these bland mary sue's down my throat, just fuck off and give me a character with flaws for once.
>>67967667
I know a guy
So...
The all "Jedi", "Sith" and "Force" concepts have gone into the trash and modern SW is just boring blaster fests with the story of a rebel/pilot/trooper no one gives a shit about?
>>67967680
dude, you're posting on /tv/
you can't connect with anyone except for the Driver
>>67966893
>Get me that girl.. You know, the one I have naked pics on my computer.
>Uh.. She's fat and she won't loose weight, Sir. She's a strong women.
>Damnit. Get me her cheaper equivalent.
>>67967705
Good. Jedi and Sith are for teenagers and edgelords.
>>67967680
but youre an evil white male, you can connect with school shooter kylo!!
>>67967238
Who do you think her mother is?
>>67967700
He's too busy jerking off all over his waifu
>>67967705
>JUST THROW JEDI IN WHERE THEY AREN'T NECESSARY LMAO
>IT'LL BE GRATE XD
>>67966776
>The Star Wars: Rogue One (1957)
>>67967079
no, fuck you.
TFA was a real SW movie
>>67967739
False.
The whole jedi/sith concept was the star wars essence.
If you like star wars for the ships, blasterfights and bland troopers you are better watching star trek.
>>67967820
Alright, you are right, its much better to create a new trilogy about how a no name girl discovers her past that NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
WHERE'S LUKE
WHERE'S DARTH SIDIOUS
I WANT A FLIM FLAM SWING SWANG GOOD OL' LIGHTSABER COMBAT NOT THIS FUCKING SHIT
>tfw current year and still no Band of Brothers Stormtrooper version.
>The closest is this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvswNDAAZCU
>still better than TFA.
>>67967106
looks fucking great
>>67967878
>trilogy
Who said that
Do you think this could be a Star Wars movie that doesn't have the crawl?
Whoever wrote the dialogue should be shot
>>67967870
die
>Reminder that clone wars is better than the whole 2 trilogies and I will not give a shit about star wars till they release either a Revan or Darth Maul movie
>>67967090
PLEASE COME BACK JJ I'M SO SORRY
>>67967554
a great script shitted on by Will gayboy Smith and M night Shamalayan
>>67967961
>clone wars better than anything
>Revan or Darth Maul movie
fuck off retard
>>67967961
Huh, so this is what true Autism looks like, neat.
>>67967961
>Obi-Wan, western-style, solo movie with Ewan Mcgregor in which he wanders tattooine and in the end has to face Maul one final time.
We will never have that.
>>67966217
>i rebel
>>67967410
lmao
>>67968035
prequels arent canon so no more Dark Maul, I dont even get why he is so popular with the prequel babies he is gay, had like 10 minutes screen time and died like a bitch
>>67968087
Who the fuck said that?
>>67968035
I would give literally my whole wallet to see that.
>>67967997
>>67968001
>"m-muh canon movies!"
>"m-muh vader m-uh space ships!"
go on, keep being dissapointed about modern star wars, I will be here wanking off to ashoka rule 34 after a episode of clone wars lmao
>>67966217
>female protagonist
Well, that didn't take long
>>67967290
No. No it doesn't. It looks almost identical.
>>67968087
except for the fact that he has appeared in both the clone wars tv show and rebels. both of which are canon
>>67968187
And if the rumors are true, Hayden Christensen is to star again as Vader in episode 8 & 9.
>>67968126
you should wank to some darth maul pics as well, since you prequelscum faggots have such a hardon for that awful, pathetic, lame, imdb-tier, fedora-favourite non-character
fuck maul and fuck you
I liked it. That fucking Death Star construction, all of those original Ep IV costumes.
This is going to be way more "muh nostalgia" than TFA.
>>67968230
>this mad over the internet
literally lmaoing at u my man
>>67968416
k. fuck off maultard
It's ok except for that fucking alarm.
>BEEEWEW BEEEWEW BEEEWEW
>BvS shitposting starting to fade out
>This shit comes out
Cut my board into pieces pham
>>67966663
No, I just hate gender being used as a gimmick. it can be the shittiest movie ever with le "strong indepndt womym" and it won't even matter. Being a woman can be the perfect excuse to deflect actual criticism with "ur just sexist!!!" "you hate women!"
>>67966580
>>67966627
>>67966726
>>67966876
>>67966671
>>67966876
>yfw redditors don't get the subtleties of humo
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/4dqo9v/rogue_one_a_star_wars_story_teaser_trailer_1/d1teojlr
>>67967449
>Oh fuck up
Can someone explain this retort to me? I've seen all over the internet. Someone says something and someone else replies with 'Oh fuck up' or 'Fuck up'.
Is it just a typo or some kind of regional thing?
>>67968723
hey dolan_m
>>67966621
There's probably a webm already. Perfect WHY face
>>67966249
Holy shit it was worse than I anticipated.
Did they just edit a scene based off the Far Cry movie trailer?
Guys, remember when the alarm started to go off like BWOOO BWOOO BWOOOO
What did they mean by this?
Based GONK Droid
>>67966375
you dense or something ?
>>67966290
>implying any MCU movie was better than TFA
lol
>>67966675
Why do they look like they're wearing the cheap Halloween costumes...
Biggs?
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