rate, add, discuss films
le first :^)
i'm the worlds greatest dad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1CLhkXX4lU
>>67831595
fucking halt you sconcepiece bitchface. stop it. go get sconcepieced, why dont you. view these videos privately, they are not welcome here. goddamn sconces.
>>67831595
>>67831690
I'm sure wherever tsar comes from attraction to children isn't considered to be bad
>>67831690
you too
>>67831595
>>67831879
>its a ''tsar is in a downward spiral of depression and spends his sunday night alone watching disney movies, drinking, and posting on a cambodian stick-figure forum until 3am'' thread
stop making me feel better about my pathetic life
>>67831863
idk, i still see the post... that piece of garbage tsar posts that demented shit in these threads, and people don't mind it. dumb cunt tsar, fuck off away from us, stupid bitch.
>>67831879
>>67831595
Hope you're feeling okay tsar :(
>>67832016
nah hope he gets skinned alive and burned.
>>67831353
good night mates
>>67831353
http://letterboxd.com/evolution_rex/
suggestions?
>>67831353
letterboxd.com/dontpokethebear
>>67832134
watch birdman bitch there's no better piece of art for selection.
>>67831919
>>67831932
*goes to bed in preperation for his 9-5 once again for his subsidy for the films you'll love when you hit 50*
you'll know me one day friends
>>67832016
i'm as okay as i've ever been
things are the same
i think people underestimate the beauty they bring into each others' lives, and yes i do mean people who don't know anybody in real life. by being around you are important
that's not what's keeping me going but it's also something i think is possibly important to the kind of chaps talking to me here; song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaPEe4EwTEU
i'm genuinely available to talk to for anybody here who has ended up with film through force like me and wants to talk about it
>>67832134
http://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
>>67831863
Attraction to girls who show signs of menarche (as early as 13) has been acceptable in nearly all stages of human history with the glaring exception of modernity. The demonization of this practice becoming normalized around the time of the enlightenment and the beginning of feminism is not a coincidence
>>67832431
Why are you posting your profile? You think I'll follow a lil embryo like you?
>>67832513
Damn SJWs keeping us from little girls!
>>67832351
>>67832513
the karma is already starting to roll in after posting this to r/cringe only minutes ago
>>67832695
first day here?
>it's a "Tsar's short height causes him to have a mental breakdown" episode
>>67832972
>>67832048
>>67831932
stop bullying please
btw
http://letterboxd.com/CoryBurning/
>>67832972
nice redundant adjective friend
also i'm perfectly open with my master race height
i'm about to go to bed so forgive me if i inadvertantly make you look like you have won any argument beginning just now
http://letterboxd.com/m3gasorde69/
sup
>>67833055
Why do you keep sucking Tsar's cock? You will still have shit taste in movies, Mr. Less-than-embryo.
>>67832972
is it weird that I'm more hyped for Weightless than I am for Voyage of Time? I don't think that he can top the space sequences from Tree of Life
and from seeing that pic; knowing that Rooney will be a qt musician in Austin with scenes shot at comfy dusk? Oh lord it'll probably be incredible
>>67833305
Im hyped as hell for weightless as i love the small town life bits in Tree of Life and smalll town bits of Badlands etc.
>>67833293
tsar hates me and we don't even talk.but I still think we should stop bashing him
>>67833293
>talkin shit on tony
nerdwriter is terrible but EFAP is great
>>67833434
>EFAP is great
cinematic iqlet detected
>>67833434
it's a b8 image because it's just things that get memed on /tv/ and things that people with hobbyist interest in film would like/follow
for instance; literally the most hardcore cinephiles have the darndest respect for criterion collection, Cannes film festival, and Tarkovsky. Yet an 18 year old kid trying to emulate taste would probably follow suit from lurking here
its more of a reverse b8 image because anyone who adamantly defends it, like saying Tarkovsky is shit for example, is the one who has truly been coaxed into a snafu
Is this one of you guys in the comments
>>67833620
#NOIDED
i-i-i-it's b8! I s-s-swear I don't have shit taste guys!
t. 16 year old movie embryo
>>67833576
its cinebro wannabe
>>67833682
what?
Can anyone recommend some more embryo-core filmmakers like Inarritu and PTA?
>>67834105
Tarkovsky and Tarr
>>67834105
Tarkovsky, Kubrick, Tarantino, really, I could go on and on...
>>67834127
is s/he correct?
>>67834105
Tarkovsky, Kubrick, Tarantino, Godard, Jodorowsky, Kurosawa, Jarmusch, Lynch, Cronenberg, Mann, the list goes on
I thought the embryo meme was about smoothhands, not just another "I'm 16 and my taste is so fucking superior" retread.
>>67834480
It has always been about the kids that barely started watching movies last summer. /coryburning is a shining example.
tfw im a pleb
>getting lots of followers
>very few of them actually read through or like my reviews
what le fug
>tarkovsky sucks xD
yikes
>>67836062
>likes Tarkovsky
>STILL spamming a meme started by a fat Breaking Bad loving Redditor
no surprise there
>>67836587
>I don't like Tarkovsky
Why do you hate cinema?