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Peter Dinklage
Gwen Stefani
ur not capsbro
>>67791911
>People like capsbro now
times have changed.
>>67791911
I don't see him making a thread
Dinklage has a lot of range as an actor and pride as a man, so I have to wonder if they will limit overt references to his dwarfism to the monologue......
Obviously, if he does something physical, that will be part of the joke, but it's not the same as having five sketches where everyone in the scene reacts to his height.
>>67791972
You didn't give him a chance!
***
I miss Davey.
when is it on? will i be disappointed? who is capsbro?
>>67791956
people always liked capsbro
I'd ask Dinklage for some change, but I think he'd come up a little short.
FIRST MIDGET TO HOST SNL SO PROGRESSIVE
>>67791893
Hope there are some good shorts in this
Over/Under on blatant SJW skits tonight?
>>67792123
But Trump makes it so easy......
>>67792123
About 100%
Will the opening be another easy trump joke or will they be creative and start it with a Batman vs Superman schtick?
>>67792069
Nah the guy from The Hunger Games has hosted before
inb4
"Is that still on?"
"Do you all watch it ironically?"
"I remember when it was funny."
"Is Cecily pregnant?"
"Who's watching TCM after SNL?"
There's going to be a 10 minute GoT skit that runs on 11 minutes too long.
>>67792177
Well Abar, the First Black Superman and Shaft in Africa is on TCM tonight
>kate in that outfit
hnnnnNNNNNGGGGHHHHH
CNN absolutely btfo
dem tittays
>>67792225
>Cicely in that outfit
DAMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>67792220
Two of my favorites!
>>67792236
>blonde Cecily
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>cecily in that outfit
hnnnnnNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Cecily is pregnant again. Dem tits!
Thank God I can always count on Kate and Cecily looking fine as hell
EPIC DONALD TRUMP SKIT :DDD
>>67792277
I don't even know what the skit is about anymore.
Trump was asked about women having illegal abortion. Why is the media purposely leaving out the illegal part?
>it is just... tremendous
kek
>>67792277
>you must be this long to enter
>>67792317
>Its a gotcha question
Cecily doing Missy Elliot!
We gonna finally stick around and watch TCM Underground together? It's Blaxploitation night.
Why does the left hate Trump even though he is the most accepting of abortion of the other three candidates?
These jokes are already dry. sheesh
This isn't even funny, same SJW crap
>>67792369
Because he is a fucking white male.
>>67792317
Because they can spin it and liberals will preach it even when they know its a lie. The truth doesn't matter to liberals, only ideas that push their agenda. Theres literally no other reason for liberals to make news out of someone saying laws should be enforced. luckily only nutjob liberals are influenced by that shit.
i can't control my horny levels during this sketch
>>67792317
Same reason why they keep leaving out the reason why the woman was pepper sprayed was because she sucker punched someone.
>malapropisms
The chant thing is pretty funn . He actually does those sort of American baseball chants. I saw him start a "build the wall!" chant at a rally and then at the end he shouted "ANNNND WHOS GONNA BUILD IT?" And the crowd shouted back "Mexico!"
>>67792369
>>67792290
>>67792317
>>67792348
>>67792385
>>67792386
>>67792397
Figures that the most retarded, degenerate part of the internet is filled with Trump fans.
Enjoy him getting raped in the general.
>>67792414
Kate is packing some guns.
>>67792414
Good job
>>67792386
It'll get replays on Huffpo, Slate, Salon, CNN, MSNBC, and FOX. "You won't BELIEVE what SNL said about Trump this week! Must See!"
>>67792436
Fisting is good for the biceps
>>67792429
leave it to a liberal to make a joke about rape and get away with it.
>>67792385
I understand but it's 2016 and he's still white and a cis male. I mean come on.
He's white and he's has a penis. Congratulations on his white penis. It's 2016.
CAN'T SINK THE DINK
LOOK AT THE WEE LITTLE PUPPET MAN!
Is every sketch gonna be based around midgets tonight
>>67792429
funny how it's only retarded and degenerate when you don't like it
'k pal
I chuckled
>>67792317
because no one cares about that. not even fox.
who /lightning/ here?
cringe
>SNL
>funny
exterminate normies
That QT behind George RR Martin.
the camera's so low you can't even see the band
>>67792497
Another good job
>no tops being taken off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D-don't be so lewd Vanessa
>>67791893
The best part about SNL is...
Weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner...
>Vanessa's shirt briefly opening and revealing her bra
off to a bad start so far
>>67792545
They should just get a wide angle lens.
all of the gags all at once!
Why is there always livestock hanging out backstage?
This show is running a little short tonight.
THIS IS SCARIER THAN THE UNDEAD ICE MONSTERS ON THE SHOW
thank goodness that ended when it did
>>67792582
that was hot
When's Verne Troyer hosting?
>>67792535
SNL is the most important live/variety show of our time. It will be written about in history books long after America has perished.
it must be a nightmare trying to keep the manlet in frame with normal heighters.
i bet there will be a lot of fuckups.
looks like they phoned it in tonight
do people actually like game of thrones or is it just some reddit/nerd culture meme
>>Dragon comes out
okay so we got a great show
Somebody post the Vanessa nude pic
Fuck/marry/kill between Vanessa, Kate and Cecily.
Make your choice.
>>67792605
>5"11 vs. 6"1
>>67792497
I'm guessing both of those girls took Petey's picture.
That was fucking awful. Who watches this shit? Glad I stopped watching SNL years ago.
>>67792624
I don't get it they had three fucking weeks
what does her breast milk taste like?
>>67791994
They didn't do one in the monologue........
>>67792571
I think you meant to post a pic of Cecily.
>>67792633
Cecily, Kate, Vanessa.
>>67792627
It's the same thing with Rick And Marty
At least there was no singing during this monologue
>>67792627
Its reddit nerd culture. People pretend to like it to talk about it at work. Its sad because Veep comes on right after and its a much better show
>>67792619
You know they do it all the time. In the show he's in. The famous one.
>>67792633
FV MC KK
>>67792662
Slightly overripe cherries with a slight hint of vanilla.
American psycho the !musical?
>>67792647
>tfw i only listen to the beatles because everyone else is just pretending
i walk around with a literal 24/7 cringe because everyone else has no clue
>>67792633
Fuck Cecily, marry Vanessa, kill Kate but only because she's gay and will never sleep with me
>>67792633
Fuck Cecily Marry Vanessa Kill Kate
>>67792611
And yet Mad TV was infinitely better.
>>67792601
every time they go backstage there's always a llama, an Abraham Lincoln impersonator, and two showgirls, it's just a running gag
>>67792611
prob in the book "why american TV is shit"
oh god.....
Is this the same midget from Elf?
Hoo boy here we go...
>Tigger the nigger
They did that on purpose!
The people that laughed just now at the sight of dinklage just got exposed as little people haters
>>67792700
yeah but thats not live and they are used to it. i'm pre-cringing. i've already noticed a couple fuck ups... then again, i am a film student (getting a masters)
>Kanye glasses
My sides
>Jay playing an original role, not an impression
WHAT THE FUCK YO
Denny don't play dat.
OH I GET IT. ITS A STEREOTYPICAL BLACK CHARACTER IN WINNIE THE POOH. INCREDIBLE JOKE
who /already drunk/ here
this is awful
Haha it's a black guy and he's really street and it's funny because it's a kids cartoon haha
How is dinklage breathing out of that nose?
>making the short person pooh
this is racist as fuck. thank god its a liberal show so no one will complain
BIG BEAR DOIN THANGS
>>67792816
THIS IS SNL!
>>67792795
getting there and just in time fuck this fucking shit
>>67792838
I wanna fuck that pig
>>67792828
>HAHAHA! LIBERALS AM I RIGHT
you're even less funny than this show
WHY CANT THEY JUST MEMORIZE THEIR LINES? ITS NOT IMPROV
Why is Lorne so dumb to ubderuse Pharaoh
>Insulting the god Christopher Roberts
>>67792871
denial isn't just a river in egypt:D
can a nice person please tell me what I missed in the first 15 minutes?
>adding a black guy character makes everything funnier
THERE IS NO GOD
I thought this was real for a sec
MY EYES!
Guys The Dark Knight is on SpikeTV right now
What should I expect?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is
>>67792907
nothing
>>67792907
BLACK PEOPLE AMIRITE
Jay has gotten a lot fucking better at sketch acting over time. He was awful when he started but that was pretty alright as far as timing and delivery goes.
>>67792873
Because the sketches aren't finalized until the day before, if not the day of. There are dozens of sketches written. It's retarded, and nearly impossible, to memorize dozens of sketches when less than 10 end up being on the show.
>>67792873
They do rewrites minutes before showtime.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
Alright if they're gonna do a crazy Leslie sketch, this is a good idea
>>67792939
what did the midget do in the monologue and what was the cold open?
I'm literally only watching to see Gwen Stefani
>>67792905
and mental retardation tends to be genetic, not coincidental ;)
>YOU ARE PACKIN
>NOICE
at least it's a big dinklage
>it's a leslie saves the sketch episode
>>67792974
This is the best
>>67792958
usual trump bashing
GOT references
Who was the shortest SNL host before Dinklage? DeVito or one of the kid hosts?
>>67792949
>>67792948
MAYBE THEY SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME BEING FUNNY
This is painful to watch...
>>67792958
>trump is dumb lol stupid conservatives lol
>lol GRRM is a lazy hack lol
>That pubic hair on Leslie
Lel
>obvious bra to hold her flappy nig tits
they finally put leslie in the right sketch.
>>67793013
hang in there peter
>>67793021
Trump IS dumb. Conservatives ARE stupid.
>>67793010
Has to be hutcherson, as far as adult males go
>>67793018
it almost always is
What do you think Leslie's coochie smells like?
DUDE MY DAD DIED ON 9/11 LMAO
PETE
>>67793025
I'd eat it to be famous
jon just swooced right in
>that line flub
Ouch. One of the few sketch opportunities Pete gets.
DUDE FUCK BOWIE LMAO
Did they fuck up the start of the sketch?
>>67793013
>manlet being raped
He looks like an action figure.
He looks like a little doll
Dinklage is good at this performance art character
there's no way he's actually 4'5"
oh peter....
You're trying too hard if you don't think is funny
>>67793120
>Dinklage is good
stopped reading
>>67793096
the one looking you know he wrote this sketch
>>67793068
I'm trying to eat
OMG SPACE PANTS?!?! SO FUNNY
Cecily wrote this didn't she
Those extras are digging this!
>Did you see my pants? No, you missed 'em.
>My pants are a tour of the solar system.
genius
>everyone laughing at Dinklage before he says/does anything
Jesus I thought new yorkers were progressive
HOLLA BACK!
>>67793065
Danny DeVito is more of a man than any of us will ever be.
gwen stefani is sexy as hell
Stephani could get fucked forwards and backwards
One of the very very few good sketches
SPACE SHORTS
I need to drink more if I'm gonna make it through this show
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
Gwen has one of the best subtle boob jobs in the business
Gwen Stefani is too fucking old to be dressing and acting like a 15 year old girl. She's 46. It's embarrassing!
>Gwen Stefani is 46 years old
>>67793159
>the snl audience is filled with new yorkers
Come on
Gwen Stefani is 46.
bad timing there
russell crowe?
>>67793200
(you)
>>67793178
I hoping she comes out wearing a leotard
They are literally incapable of ever ending a sketch well.
Hot damn, Russell Crowe! Maybe he'll fight around the world!
>Whatsisface's late entrance
>camera shaking in opening monologue
>Bobby Moynihan's hat falling off as GRRM
So many people are getting fired tomorrow
The first 3 sketches have prominently featured pants (or lack thereof)
>>67793197
want to skype?
>Fun fact: Gwen Stefani is older than Ted Cruz
>Trump thinks people who commit crimes should face a penalty
wow don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.jpg
but seriously this show sucks
also peter dinklage seems way too pretentious and unhappy about being associated with game of thrones. He should be happy he got a big role and tons of money, especially for a dwarf
W2C GWEN STEFANI GF
>>67793246
>she was born in the 60s
>>67793237
Lorne always never liked to end sketches on one last joke like Carol Burnett did
>>67793246
>TFW Presidential noms will be your age
I'm not ready for that reality, senpai
>>67793244
Sorry. I don't use Microsoft products.
>>67793238
Hopefully they fire the SNL intern that kicked me out of his apartment for smoking on his fire escape
>>67793301
but I am lonely
>>67792984
>tends to be genetic, not coincidental ;)
genes are randomly mixed though so it is a coincidence
<you'll never sniff gwen steffanis pants
end it
>>67793310
Egg-fucking-scuse me?
>>67793333
> <
what was that long ass interlude?
>>67793323
suicide is always a great way to solve loneliness
>>67793310
What does an SNL intern do? Sounds like a pretty interesting gig.
i'd eat the fatty's pussy desu
and further downhill it goes
>>67793354
I want to suck a dick before
>>67793333
>ywn sniff Cecily's underwear after a long night of performing
relatively original
HA HA!
Phallic imagery...
aidy actually looks kinda cute in that outfit
my fucking sides. this is actually gold.
OH I GET IT. THE BREAD IS A PENIS!
>>67793355
I think he said he just does something with the cards. Like writes them or transports them from one person to the designated card holder. And just get the writers coffee or food during the weekdays
I wasn't sure about this sketch but the second that bread came through I was sold.
would you a aidy?
BIG
>>67793403
goddamn... don't remind me
>>67792000
me too
Okay I did not expect that
>>67793453
if she kept her clothes
SPIT TAKE
BLACKED
This might be a truly great sketch
>this is what SNL has come to
Whoever is working the camera is really jittery tonight.
>>67793453
after a few drinks, yes
Damn did they hire writers that are actually funny
I usually get a smirk or half smile on SNL holy shit this is fucked up nothing
>BBC meme
BIG SHOCK THAT KYLE MOONEY IS THE CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND THE GLORY HOLE
BECAUSE IT'S KYLE MOONEY
this is actually fuckin hilarious.
as a film major though i have to say they ended it way too soon.
>driving Hyudai's in Manhattan
based Hyndai
Any of you television and film brothers have a live stream by chance
t poorshit
The funny part is that, supposedly, fat chicks are good at sucking dick because they use their mouth so much.
I wouldn't know because I don't fuck fatties. Can someone confirm?
>>67793527
You are literally the worst person on this board.
this is low energy as fuck. where's trump?
>you'll never eat cicillys starfish through a gloryhole
just stop
>>67793532
Why is Kate so cute?
>>67793532
Shouldn't they have made the fat bitch play Emilia?
>>67793556
>your the worst person on the board
thats impossible, i'm not your mom! XD
>>67793453
Nah, she's not famous enough to offset the fatness. Like I'd probably do Melissa McCarthy because she's rich and famous but not Aidy.
>>67793532
This dyke bitch would get it good and enjoy it!
HEY IM ON GAME OF THRONES THERE ARE NO OTHER DEFINING MOMENTS OF MY CAREER ENJOY ALL THE GOT SKETCHES
Taped From New York!! It's Saturday Night!
I dont watch game of thrones. Is this funny if you watch game of thrones? I chuckled a bit when i first saw the dragon, but this whole segment is dedicated to it? This is shit.
>>67793635
Wow! It's almost like hosts go on SNL to promote their current material or something!
Which is worse: GOT or SNL?
>>67793647
He has in the Station Agent
>>67793635
Hey, its probably hard for people of his.... stature to get more jobs.
>>67793635
They could've done that with Matt mcconaughey. Imagine him in his classic roles when he did the show.
>>67793635
Elf
>>67793659
same here. i just ignore the game of thrones sketches. everything else (aside from the opening sketch) has been gold though. best SNL episode in a while (i can objectively say this)
who wants to skype?
>Game of Silence
>after The Voice
Thats inspired programming.
BRACING FOR STEFANI
Gwen is coming up. Rev 'em up
gwen steffani would still get the D. shes better looking now then she was in the 90's.
lmfao that Game of Silence show looks terrible. NBC just keeps churning out crap doesn't it?
>>67793217
>Gwen Stefani is too fucking old to be dressing and acting like a 15 year old girl. She's 46. It's embarrassing!
I overslept, what have I missed /tv/ ?
>>67793542
Asking again if anybody can help me out. If anybody out there is one benefits I am a taxpayer so maybe the food you're eating was helped provided by me yet I still can't afford cable so if anyone could give me a link to a live stream that would be awesome thanks
This is a pretty good SNL. I rarely watch.... Is it usually this good lately?
Gwen must be held together with plastic, she looks really good
>>67793687
Rather a...short body of work?
New thread needed
she doesn't age
gwen pls go
I had no idea Gwen still makes music. Still fine as shit, too.
ugh
that voice
please have sex
>>67793770
lol
>>67793770
has been really good this year. they clearly have new writers. this season is the best its been in a decade.
>gwen will never sit on your face
finish it
>>67793760
>i type and talk like trump tweets. Its embarrassing!
Someone who ACTUALLY sings? 10/10
Literally a grandmother
>>67793805
Hate or love?
She's still got it, imo
um this song fucking sucks tho
>>67793791
'no'
My penis.
Gwen finally became the Queen of Anaheim
anyone else think gwen steffani is like the female version of the strokes?
IF I COULD ESCAPE
>>67793790
Yeah. he'll need a few more gigs to reach the, ah... big leagues.
>Jews Crew
love her so much lads
Do you think that she's banged any of the black guys in her band or the chick bass player?
>>67793766
It's on fucking NBC for fuck's sake, do you not own a television?
where's that "game of silence" when you need it....
>>67793869
Wasn't she dating the Curry from no doubt?
>performing a song worse than Kanye West could slobber on a napkin only tripping on benadryl
>>67793852
The strokes had edge and some respect from grandpa rockers as well as the mindshare of hipsters.
Gwen is a pop star that started out a little edgy
this song is boring as shit
I bet she is basic af
She's had more work than Space Mountain.
this is lip synched as fuck but i'll forgive it.
#atleastitsnotrap
That was pretty great as far as SNL performances go
>>67793875
I actually dont. Any movies or shows I watch I download and watch on my 1080p computer monitor. Who thought actually buys cable there's absolutely nothing that I want to watch on cable this is the first thing that I might have been just watching and years
>>67793895
Yes, Tragic Kingdom is almost entirely about their relationship.
>>67793920
>lip synch
>SNL
gays not welcome
>>67793922
>1080p computer monitor
richfag get out.
>>67793936
Don't ask her 'cause it hurts.
>>67793922
>not buying a TV tuner card to receive OTA broadcasts
Well that song was absolutely terrible
New thread when lads?
so who wants to skype?
do we need a new thread? whats the limit on /tv/?
>>67793970
LEAVE A MESSAGE AND ILL CALL YOU BACK
>>67793956
ashleysimpsonawkwardlytwirling.jpg
I'm having a fight with my mom about whether that dwarf donkey ad was dinklage-related
>>67794018
And doing a ho down.
>>67794018
Bitch did a hoedown
IS SHE GONNA SING HOLLABACK GIRL?
who ready for /predictable anti trump jokes/ on weekend update?
>>67793922
Well, just wait until the eps over and wait about a week for it to go online
here comes the weekend libshits
>>67794014
If I were to put that CD on right now, I'd still get a chill.
>same old Trump shit out of context
>>67793897
have sex with me
>>67794049
BUT I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL THOSE YELLOW FRUIT THINGIES!
Trump was asked about illegal abortion. Stop lying, liebruls.
>ax you
>>67794002
Let me guess, you listen to metal?
:^)
>have an illegal abortion
>shouldn't be punished
This is what shitlibs really believe.
>>67794053
want to skype?
Sigh. More anti trump shit
Michael Che is actually funny
I'm scared for this country, man
>>67794053
>>67794063
>>67794067
>>67794080
>>67794103
when trump loses the election by a landslide, will you faggots kill yourselves? god i hope so
>>67794109
sure, lets wait until after the show though- i have a report to write on this- i gotta take notes!
lol this is ridiculous.
You can so see how scared liberals are.
DUDE WEED LMAO
How can they do this to Trump after Trump agreed to host their shitshow and boost the ratings?
>>67794053
let me take your Chad cock in me
Hearing the word "meme" being said out loud in real life really bugs me
>caring, smart, competent
>>67794134
like omg I can't even with these guys you know?
like ugh big dummyheads just DIE
Deadlift...the press
This week hillary clinton lied again-
just kidding thats not news worth reporting!
Woo! Hulk!
Booo! Pete!
>>67794134
>DUDE I LOVE HILLARY
>Colin has to pause before talking because Micheal Che is too funny
>weekend update doesn't even make the comedians play characters anymore
Fuck off Pete
of course the shitlibs at SNL side with gawker lmao
>>67794163
It used to be lame to use Internet speak outside of the internet
Pete Davidson has jaundice
>>67794158
can you handle a solid 6 inches of chad?
>>67794173
you guys are all pretty retarded, yeah.
never mind, i take it back. you guys are so brain-dead you'll probably all be dead by 40
>did i mention my dad died on 9/11?
dude is a NO TALENT
We just spent the past several years saying that revenge porn is bad and should probably be illegal but now that Gawker released a revenge porn tape of a man suddenly the liberal media is rushing out to defend the practice.
>>67794163
Niggas need to know there difference between memes and image macros
>male feminists
this is awful
It seems like Pete is improving this
>>67794262
liberals gonna liberal
no seriously Pete Davidson is fucked up and has health issues
>this is supposed to be funny
Guys this show is painfully unfunny why are we watching this?
hol up- i think we can fit one more trump joke in here.
>>67794301
I just tuned in to see what Gwen Stefani looks like nowadays
Also midgets amuse me
TATTOO FAGS BTFO
>>67794324
yep, i was right.
>>67794301
This episode has been great.
>7 inches is 4 more than necessary
>>67794324
and there it is
Ooh, bikini fights...
>>67794324
BAM
>yet another Trump joke
Fucking hell, I WANT him to win after watching this shit
>>67794324
there it is
>>67794324
and there we go
>all these conservashits getting mad as fuck
Che just called out the lazy writing on that Elton John joke.
Wheres the hilary jokes.
So This Thread is about to die and I suggest nobody make a new one. Because there must be some sort of page show that created this one. This show is not funny the slightest God this is horrible and these faggots with their smug faces forcing the jokes make it even more terrible.
>>67794262
Literally no one is rooting for gawker here. Pete was just using it as a platform for new dick jokes.
You fucking conservacuck
What's with all the tripfags tonight?
>puns
