https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dc3aQOhvKw
Based UNDERuss.o.s
>>67693492
I really wish Hank Pym was Ant-Man
>>67693624
>Expecting marvel to adapt anything right
There's your problem
>>67693492
Is Hawkeye autistic?
>>67693900
wtf did he say?
>>67694009
depends how hard you hit me
>>67693492
Wow, nothing we haven't seen already except the two most irrelevant fucks quipping. A slut and a bowman almost on top of each other.
They're still doing it. They're still telling fucking jokes.
>>67694464
WHY WONT THEY BE SUPER SERIOUS!!!&#*(@!R#@*&
>>67694464
Hahaha so funny and witty not like BvS :)
>>67694464
FROGS MMM!
>>67694464
>mfw people say comic books and films can be fun
>we're still friends right?
they obviously aren't taking this so called "civil war" seriously and think its a big joke. why even fight?
>>67694802
>>67694858
>these passive aggressive replies
>quips is somehow supposed to be an insult
>DCucks call this banter
>>67695065
>mad that the guy who is well known for quipping is quipping
Kek. DCcuks.
>>67694464
>>67694858
>>67694976
>WHY AREN'T THEY TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER LIKE IN THE CINEMATIC CLASSIC BAT OF MURDER V. MAN OF MURDER. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CUT MYSELF TO LINKIN PARK. REEEEEEEE
>>67694976
maybe he knows she's secretly on Cap team
This capeshit thread is SHIT
I can't understand his reply, what's he saying?
>>67695165
at any time we could die in this fight but let's make jokes like we are sparring
What the hell guys why are you so suprirsed
Its called "civil" war. Of course there is quips, they are fighting civilly becase theyre still friends
>>67694464
Dumb frogposter
>>67694464
She with you?
Truly this is capeshit.
Can't be worse than the source material at least
>>67694464
Well they still managed to fit in 10x the fight scenes that "batedge vs supermurder: dawn of dialogue" had. That I can guarantee
>>67697294
>no shadows
hmmmm
>>67697294
The diffuse lighting is so boring, so is the setting (an empty airport?), and the action is literally two groups walking directly into another.
This shit is so bland
>>67697294
Shouldn't Hawkeye be at range instead of running into a fistfight with a bow and arrow?
>>67697638
umm excuse me you can't just tell a white male what to do
>>67697294
Why are all the Marvel films shot in such an ugly, generic way?They manage to make the most basic of shots seem cheap and nasty.
What sort of asshole thinks it's OK to have one-liners in an action movie?
I can't believe how obvious the trailers made it that black widow is just playing spy games on tonys side
>based Russos will deliver another quality capeshit without quip spamming!!
>lol no we're putting more humor in it because all these characters together MUST. HAVE. BANTZ.
Where were you when the Russos were exposed as one hit wonders and Winter Solder was merely lightning in a bottle?
>>67697818
Who knows? Tony's all for being toys of the US military because he thinks everyone is going to fuck up as hard as he did when he created a genocidal super-robot, yet Widow seemed pretty against it shit like that at then end of Winter Soldier.
If she's not playing spy, she's probably only with Tony because he's the best chance she has at finding Banner.
>>67697741
Marvel movies are peak designed-by-committee movies
They hire directors and people who will work within their framework rather than auteurs with vision who want to control things themselves. Also they hire cheap.
The Russo's, the guys behind what is generally considered the best MCU movie and now are in charge of the flagship movies? The made an indie movie and directed two movie pilots before doing Winter Soldier. Whedon was a TV director.
To be fair, it's not just Marvel doing this. Look at things like Jurassic World, Fantastic Four, etc. Plucking a promising indie director for cheap trumps hiring someone proven, expensive and independent.
>>67698160
What's funny is people think Winter Soldier didn't have quipping.
It wasn't Whedon level bad where people communicate purely through quips but there was still plenty of it.
>>67697294
definitely not kino
Buckle up buckaroos, and put on your underoos for the greatest parking lot bitch slapping contest of all time!
It's Qipple War!
This time, it's not serious!
>>67693492
So the big climax battle is actually that empty parking lot? That's so boring.
>>67698628
The stakes have never been this low.
>>67694464
>mfw Suicide movie is having scenes reshot for funny memes to be popular like marvel movies
>>67697329
Serious question time. Why is this line supposed to have any impact? How is it? These aren't the comics, and in the 2(?) movies they're in together, they're fighting, and there's not really anything that makes it appear that they're friends. If anything, at their best, Cap just sees Iron Man as a co-worker.
>>67693492
Jesus he's not aging well. Can somebody shop a JUST hawkeye?
>>67698738
saving the world multiple times kinda brings co-workers together I gather
>>67698702
Any hope for Suicide Squad has been destroyed. What movie actually survives heavy reshoots? The final film might be as bad as Fant4stic if they fuck up with this now, just to pander to the FUN crowd.
MAXIMUM QUIPPAGE
>>67698808
But they still always bicker. It's like when they're facing a threat, they work together fine, but in their spare time, there's nothing they agree on. So it should be a no-brainer that of course Captain America is going to choose Bucky over Iron Man, Bucky is far more of a friend than Stark ever was. There's no drama.
>>67698900
you're basing this off of things that are never shown in the movies because it's a movie. You're thinking too hard about the plot to a superhero movie
>>67698823
>Any hope for Suicide Squad has been destroyed
Yeah, it's ruined now that it's not a grimdark mope fest, I was looking forward to such a deep and edgy take on The Joker
>>67698940
He's basing it off things that ARE shown in the movies.
Falcon and Widow are closer friends of Cap's than Tony, let alone Bucky.
dependzonhowharuhidme
>>67698488
quips aren't inherently bad. I had no problem with any Winter Soldier quips. I also have no problem with quips when they come from a character like Ant-Man. Whedon just went crazy with them in Age of Ultron.
>>67698979
they also don't show them taking a shit or eating but assumptions are made they do it also
not gonna argue with you about a fucking capeshit movie anymore. carry on
>>67693705
Get out dcuck
>>67698823
Civil war had 3 sets of reshoots
>>67694464
WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO HAVE FUN WITH A COMIC BOOK MOVIE?
MOVIES ARE ABOUT SADNESS AND DEPRESSION, I LIKE MY SUPERHERO MOVIES WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS AND 9/11 IMAGERY
>>67699063
Yeah, but the Internet likes that one so it's completely different.
>>67699063
It shows...
Now THIS is more my speed!
>>67699099
Why do we INSIST on talking about this as if they have to be one or the other? That kind of thinking is EXACTLY what's wrong with botch the DCEU and the MCU. BvS was exhausting because it was TOO grimdark. AoU was irritating because it was TOO quippy. Why can't studios just make a well balanced movie?
>>67699186
AOU was better than BvS though, so its safe to say marvel atleast knows what they are doing.
>>67699063
That doesn't count
It's not fair tho
>>67698940
What the other anon said, I'm just saying exactly what was shown in the films. The only times Tony and Steve get along is when everyone is getting along, like the party in AoU, or after the big bad was defeated. Aside from that, every other scene they hate each other. And even here, it still feels the same way, what with lines like "Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth." Right off the bat, it sounds like they're already at odds and they can't find a middle ground already. How is it supposed to be believable that they're friends?
Now I'm more of a DCfag, so I never read the Civil War comic, but I would certainly imagine there was a whole lot of content that showed off Stark and Rogers 1 on 1, being buddies, prior to the event. But it's just not as present here. Both characters already have deeper friendships with other characters. The tension that's attempting to be created just isn't there.
>>67693492
I don't understand the conflict. Why would some level of oversight be a bad thing, and why would Captain America of all people think checks and balances are a problem? If anything, wouldn't Tony Stark, a wealthy capitalist, be the one who would prefer a hands off, laissez-faire approach to Avengering?
>>67699226
Says you. But even if we were to agree, better does not mean great. Why not aim to improve?
>>67699226
No it fucking wasn't. AoU was definitely the same tier as BvS. But naturally a Marvelfag will say AoU was better, and DCfags will say BvS it was better. But they were definitely the same level in their series, both enjoyable to respective fans, but everyone agrees that they're worse than the previous film, and have multiple flaws.
>>67699324
Thats what civil war is though, right? How many quips have we seen in civil war, 2? the underoos, and this one. Does that not look like improvement?
Pendsonhahyihimmy
>>67699289
Tony has changed. His inventions have killed and caused so much trouble in the previous movies...ie killer robots, guns, missles etc. Bucky was Caps friend before he was Captain Americlap. I'm sure there is something in the upcoming movie that exposes Bucky as being set up.
tl;dr it makes sense if you think about it
>>67699289
No because modern wealthy capitalists are corporatists, and Cap is from a generation that didn't believe in overbearing government.
>>67699353
To be fair, absolutely. And the Russo's directed what I personally feel (and most seem to agree) was the best Marvel movie by far, but I'll have to withhold judgement until the movie comes out. AoU looked like it was going to be a major change of pace, too, but when the movie came out it was more of the same. At least in my opinion.
>>67699353
I wouldn't say now. Ultron looked intimidating (despite the fucking moving mouth and teeth and all that shit), yet in the movie he gave off some of the most quips, which was awful as your villain shouldn't also be providing comedic relief.
>>67699289
The problem is the context. This is not a vacuum where both sides are cut and grey. Tony's position is valid but it would involve putting the Avengers under a corrupt army general under a nazi/hydra regime. How are you supposed to trust this shit?
>>67693492
If Hawkeye doesn't get killed in this movie, I'mma be mad miffed. I'm sick of his stupid fucking face.
>>67699365
So how come instead of saying "Wow, maybe I should stop doing stupid shit", he says "We all need to be put in check."
I mean, there's a lot of shit he's been responsible for fucking up, he can't really say everyone needs to be put in line when he causes the shit.
>>67699491
True, but why wouldn't Tony understand at least that much? He knows Hydra infiltrated SHIELD. It shouldn't be enough to kill/die for. My fear is this is all going to hinge on Bucky, and that's a problem because he just kind of sucks major weiners and I don't much care for him.
>>67693492
Why doesn't Ironman just give a bunch of Ironman suits to people that are loyal to him and just overwhelm the other side that way. I mean fucking easy to win this shit but noooooo.
bad writing.
>>67699561
I'm just saying, in a real world context, if there was an organization like the Avengers running around a causing billions of dollars in collateral damage and what must amount to thousands of casualties, I would hope they would be accountable to someone.
>>67699561
...but he does that in the previews iirc. Didn't he imply they all need to be watched including him? Isn't he trying to do that by having a watcher group oversee? He feels responsible and parts are his fault, but that would be like blaming the car dealer for someone drinking and driving and killing someone. Responsibilities and all that jazz
>>67693492
>having your super hyped fight in an empty parking lot
>le witty reddit quips xDDD so funny!!!1!1
>pandering THIS fucking much to the meme audience
I can already imagine the disgusting neckbearded audience losing their shit at the totally not forced and le epic Stan Lee cameo xD!!!
>Be me. A teenager from Queens that climb walls and puch baddies, has the oportunity to meet one of the most
intelligent people in the world.
>I'm nervous, this is going to be great. I will know more about The Avengers and other cool stuff.
>I salute him, and just when i'm about to ask him he says: "Do you want to join the big leagues, kid?". Holy shit.
>I reveal my secret identity to him, he promises me an updated version of it if i work for him. I'm just "Uhh, okay."
>He invites me to the Avengers Headquarters. Finally, i'm going to meet the Earth Mightiest Heroes.
>What? I only see Black Widow (fuck, she makes my spider sense tingle, iykwim), War Machine, a robot and cat guy. Where are Captain America, Falcon, Hawkeye and the european witch?
>Tony tells me that we're going on a trip to Germany. He will give some cool gadgets and put something in my eyes.
>Ok, here we are.
>Tony said i have to wait on the roof, he will give me a sign in the appropiate moment. My suit feels heavy due to the gadgets. It's fucking cold here.
>Oh boy, Captain America arrived with the rest of the avengers plus Kamen Rider and Young Snake. I'm nervous af.
>I need to calm down, they are talking. I imagine my aunt, black widow and that hot witch in the shower naked. I pop a boner.
>Tony shouts: UNDEROOS!. What? The fuck he just called me?
>O-ok, i think that's the sign, i-i have to go down here and fight. Fuck, my boner is still hard, i-i don't know what to do. Why my eyes are acting like camera lenses? Ok, here i go. I jump and grab Cap shield. I need something to say to kill the tension, they are looking at me, so i take a deep breath and say:
>"Hi everyone"
>Shit, that was embarrasing. Did i just said that? I sounded like a shy schoolgirl. Is my boner visible? I want to go home, i can't do this.
>I look at Tony for help. A tear is running down his cheek. His lips form the word:
"Quiptastic"
I'm just not looking forward to all the Civil War and BvS comparisons. They're going to go on for months, aren't they?
But they'll have so little in common aside from the main heroes fighting each other, andmaybe two of the heroes die at the end of the movie.
>>67699637
It's what BvS was almost about until it decided to stop being a movie and start being a Lovecraftian abomination.
>>67699627
>why didn't gandorf fly the ring to the lava mountain?
herp, it's a movie
>>67699565
It's the same problem Tony always has. He's cocky enough to think that his support is enough to make sure things work out.
>>67699561
Why wait for someone else to fuck things up?Banner was also partly responsible for Ultron so Avengers making dumb decisions is a foreseeable problem that goes beyond just Tony.
>>67699696
That should be the tagline for BvS
>>67699646
But that's the thing, he's implying they all need to be watched, including him. When in reality, he's mostly the one causing problems, Captain America stops guys like Hydra, when Iron Man has to save the day, it's typically cleaning a mess he caused.
>>67699473
Yeah but that was a joss whedon film, russos did iwinter soldier which had minimal quips
>>67699627
Because he doesnt trust them with his priceless inventions? Its the same reason he doesnt sell the technology to the army
>>67693492
>marvel
>even trying after the triumph of BvS: Dawn of Kino
literally why?
>>67699326
I would say AoU was a bit better then BvS..
Not by a shit ton but just a bit, mainly due to the fact that there was previous set-up from other movies which BvS really needed but yea for the most part AoU is just as bad as BvS
>>67699776
>Tony's company (the bold dude) sold weapons to Allah Akbars
>Tony's bbff stole a suit and fly it to the military thus the suits being copy pasta'd and then taken over by the russian dude
now the russian dude wasn't tony's fault, but his fathers iirc
things around Tony seem to turn to shit not really by Tony doing anything other than trying to help
The one thing I can point out to be Tony's fault is him ignoring that autist at new years eve..was that IM3?
>>67699696
>>67699887
I'm getting so sick of this. Can we stop the company wars? Please?
>>67699979
Except I'd argue that the russian dude thing was his fault, because even Nick Fury said it, Tony let his BBF steal his suit, he easily could have taken it back.
>>67700020
spotted the marvel shill
Ironbaldmanlet
Bald American eagle
>>67699783
>Implying they wouldn't fuck up here somehow.
Favreau (who was going to direct Avengers) did Iron Man 2 and it was bad compared to it's predecesor. Whedon (who was going to direct Infinity War) did AoU.
The Russos are going to direct Infinity War. The pattern is fucking obvious.
>>67700091
yeah that point it true, him being drunk was a catalyst at that moment but his black buddy had the codes and could have taken the suit anytime
>>67695165
>BAT OF MURDER V MAN OF MURDER
holy shit u marvelcucks are pathetic.
Its called BAT OF MANSLAUGHTER V MAN OF MURDER
What kind of movie you want marvel?
>>67700194
>deadpool
how does he even fight in a serious comic book arc?
Despite BvS' negative reviews,I truly believe the movie will impact the reception of Marvels upcming slate
Might have went too dark, but did reveal to public how light these Marvel flicks are in comparison, especialyl when add Deadpool in the mix to shake things up. Marvel is becoming the default, and deafualt is boring af
>>67700252
one that makes plenty of money and is well liked by plebs with disposable income
>>67700141
Kek, wrong, I'm a DC shill. I'm just getting sad by all the people hating on BvS, and the BVS IS KINO BEST MORE EVER is just making me ashamed I even enjoyed the movie.
>>67697741
That's one of the best things about Guardians imo
>>67697294
Shit lighting and no shadows, hopefully it's cause that's where Giant - Man comes in.. Although I've also heard that shot isn't in the movie and is just there for trailer hype
Why are all you faggots defending this shit? Can't we are agree that BvS was dogshit but Marvel's constant quips are fucking cancer, stop telling jokes for 2 seconds while you punch someone. im triggered
>>67700268
He hunted anti-reg superheroes.
>>67699063
The writing and production for this movie began before Sony agreed to sharing the rights of Spiderman.
As the Russo brothers themselves tell it, they were not sure how the Spiderman thing was going to end up, and after they got the rights they were sure to make him pivotal to the central plot.
I wonder if the reshoots had to do with that.
Also, this is a much more distant possibility, but I read far fetched rumors that they wanted to include the silverscreen Marvel characters in some capacity (Daredevil, JJ, Luke Cage).
This last idea is really a stretch, but the success of the shows has been resounding. Being confirmed as part of the overall Marvel continuity, it would be a really awesome fan service to get some cameos.
>>67700268
Deadpool isn't pure monkey cheese XD SO RANDUM all the time although that's what he's more known for. There's been a few runs with a more serious takes on him. Some of them pretty strong.
Generally, the answer though would be money. He's a merc.
>>67698468
The Russos were also TV directors.
>>67700194
>Filename
Civil War was shit, mate.
omg can't wait to see that with my wife and her boyfriend, it's gonna be EPIC
>>67698468
It's worth noting that Fox tried this with F4 and it blew up in their faces.
Trank, the director of chronicle turned out to be a deluded sociopath who had no buisiness being in charge of a film
>>67701325
But it felt like an actual war. You can say anything about how poorly executed it was but there were GOAT moments and comparing that chart to the movie one feels fucking sad.
>>67698789
Shit, he actually does look like Brendan in that shot.
>>67700151
He looks like Jeffrey Dean Morgan in this pic.
Marvel is lol
>>67694802
>>67694858
>>67695165
>>67699099
>Literally fighting to the death over an ideological fight
>Le are we still friend? xD
Reddit is here to stay, it seems.
>>67699665
Do you know something we don't, anon?
> Antman looks at Black Panther...
> "It's Black Panther! 60% of the time, he works every time!"
>>67701008
>Also, this is a much more distant possibility, but I read far fetched rumors that they wanted to include the silverscreen Marvel characters in some capacity (Daredevil, JJ, Luke Cage).
not happening, shut the hell up
though i'd love DD and Cage
>>67702457
>Literally fighting to the death
fucking idiot DCfag doesn't know what the word literally means
Iron Quip
Captain Quip
Black Quipow
Black Quipper
Quipeye
Quip-man
Scarlet Quip
Quip
Quip
Quipsilver
Quipcon
Quipi
Quiptron
Quiplord
Rocket Quip
Quipx
Red Quip
Quipnos
Quipination
Quip Monger
Quiplash
Manquip
Winter Quip
Yellowquip
Guess the actual mcu hero with their quip counterpart.
Winner gets to quip unobstructed for 4 posts.
>>67702820
kek'd
>>67693492
can't handle the banter: the thread
>>67702820
heh
>>67694464
^_^
One of the biggest complaints about "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" from critics and comics fans alike is that it's simply too miserable. The Zack Snyder-directed blockbuster is missing the fun element that draws readers to the comic books and masses to Marvel's lighter-toned movies like "The Avengers" and "Guardians of the Galaxy."
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/suicide-squad-getting-expensive-reshoot-175609593.html
>>67698738
Tony is tsundere for Cap, but he's too busy with the childhood friend route
the fuck does hawkeye say at the end? my other friends don't hit me?!
Fuck every time I remember spider mans in this I get excited again
>>67695324
but all comic books do this
>>67703790
depends how hard you hit me
>>67700194
fuck does your autistic obsession with patterns have to do with different people in real life??? fucking retard
>>67694464
its a comic book movie you fucking autist
they're based on childrens characters and stories for children
>>67698738
All of this pretense is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P05deS1h6oM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_3O5q4cEV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfagwgcTH1w
If you're not paying attention:
Steve was friends with Howard and at least acknowledges that Tony is Howard's son and makes honest efforts to respect Tony when he can.
Tony has made explicitly clear in IM2 that he had issues with his father when he spoke to Nick Fury and in The Avengers, he let slip that the reason for it is because Howard seemed more obsessed with Steve than him even though "this so-called-Steve" was never around.
>"That's the guy my dad never shut up about?" -Stark, about Steve after he left the helicarrier lab when the hacking of Shield was discussed.
Steve is effectively some mythical older brother figure who always has praises sung about him and Stark is envious of as Steve always had Howard's full attention from Tony's PoV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgHzroDTJxA
>This initial conflict is the whole thing that kicked off the "Civil War" Meme in the first place.
Tony came to meet Steve and let all his resentment towards him out in Avengers already and grew to understand him and respect him more than just a brother-in-arms, but as a friend.
>Quiptain Quipmerica: Quipvil War
>Quipfinity War
>some people will unironically defend this while shitting on BvS
Why do DC fans have a massive inferiority complex?
>>67698738
it's typicul for Tony to think Cap is his friend, because he has no friends... maybe Rhodes, but i doubt even he likes him
so this was kinda a reality check for him
>>67693624
Did you not see the movie? Hank Pym was Ant-Man. Now he's not.
>>67705643
Because there's more personality in a single episode of Agents of Shield than in any of the 2 DCCU films combined.
The fact that they keep attempting to trivialize three-dimensional characters, personality and growth/evolution of the characters by focusing all of their attention on the humorous aspects, with "Le totally not forced quip meme" should say a lot.
Instead of trying to tell an even half-decent story the current DCCU films are just full of blatant exposition dumping or speeches on morality and what constitutes good or evil.
There is no narrative of any kind in MoS other than Clark being Fellated by everybody that speaks TO him. BvS is 5 stories of comic-continuity-lockout fanservice rolled into one without any logical story cohesion.
>Dark Knight Returns
>Doomsday
>Death of Superman
>Justice League
>Flashpoint
Lois is:
>Never told the importance of Kryptonite.
>Not told to touch the spear, but she does attempt to dospose of it despite batman having already thrown it despite it being no immediate threat to superman to her knowledge.
>Never told to go back to get the spear and is given no logical reason to do so as she cannot see the fight or know what is going on. This is entirely a psychic event.
Lex:
Somehow knows who Superman is (Which could be excused in theory. There are plausible methods.)
>Somehow planned all of the events in the film from the beginning to bait superman which lines up perfectly with batman's fight against him.
>Plotted to create Doomsday, but for no logical ends that would serve him. If Doomsday did Kill Superman, then what? Doomsday is not under Lex's control.
Clark/Superman:
>Knew Lois was in danger three times and save her in each instance. The first instance, Lois was halfway around the world and Clark heard her in danger. Swift rescue then, but somehow didn't hear/rescue Martha Kent when she was kidnapped.
>Conflict with Batman was not over an Ideological difference and thus entirely moot.
>>67693492
>we still friends right? xD
yeah, there sure seems to be a lot of tension going on in that fight. boy i cant wait to see this sterile shit
>>67706228
warning : do not read this autistic shit
>>67705689
>>67702820
>>67693492
Did they know when they hired Renner for The Avengers that he was going to go full JUST?
>>67706377
>being this butthurt
>>67706228
>Somehow knows who Superman is (Which could be excused in theory. There are plausible methods.)
This Superman is barely concealed - Lois figured out his identity with ease, the people of Smallville undoubtedly know who he is, and even the military aren't far from the truth since Clark told them where he grew up and asked them to look the other way instead of trying to track down exactly who he is.
>>67695324
>Die
They're trying to beat the other side into submission not kill them
>>67700194
>Deadpool pro-registration
What the fuck
>>67706631
He's a merc. The pro side paid him more IIRC
>>67706492
As I said. It's plausible. Lex is already by default supposed to be incredibly intelligent. This is just now screwed simply because by technicality of Lex still being alive, the Clark Kent persona is pretty much at risk of being destroyed in the current universe.
Since Lex knows, he can pretty much Ruin Clark's life without repercussion. Lois will never be safe if his identity is public knowledge and Lex not using that would but absolute bullshit.
It almost seems like they wrote themselves into a corner on that and scrubbed the liability clean by killing superman off even though the conceit of Lex knowing is infinitely better a selling point than the rest of the contrived events in the movie.
(Other than the court bombing. That was a ballsy, but smart as fuck move on Lex's part.)
If they didn't cop out, Lex knowing Clark's identity honestly should have been addressed better as it's a plot point that pretty much writes it's own movie.
CIVIL WAR WILL USHER IN THE ERA OF CAPEKINO
>>67702457
>fighting to death
>>67698738
It's not, it completely fits Tony's personality.
He's so full of himself that he thinks Cap was his friend, he thinks everyone considers a privilege to be near him, and that everyone likes him.
>>67699063
But none of those were to completely change the tone of the entire movie because the previous one had awful reception.
They are talking about tens of millions in reshoots, even though the budget for SS was 30 million.
>>67694009
I didn't hear it either
ffends fhuffw hfffwr uf ffht mhhh
>>67708153
lol this haha :P
>>67703473
I found BvS very uplifting actually.
>>67708153
Stop making fun of Hawkeye's mumbled speech. He's deaf.
>>67708192
Superman is one jaded and miserable fuck.
That's both MCU's and DCU's problems, in the MCU everyone is Spiderman, and in the DCU everyone is Bruce Wayne.
>>67706228
Lois:
>Is not a moron and can see it's hurting him.
>Had every reason to want a weapon that was dangerous to Superman out of anyone's hands.
>Lois knew something had been going on with the ship, then a monster shows up. Not a huge leap of logic.
Lex:
>Like you said, plausible.
>The timer was just the deadline, he didn't plan for Superman to be back right then, it's just coincidence.
>LUTHOR KNEW DARKSIED WAS COMING, the Cyborg footage had a mother box, he wanted weapons that could defend the planet, Superman was just fodder for his beta test.
Clark:
>Super hearing
>Except it was, Superman hayed Bats' methods, they made that very clear.
Where's QT Spider-Man?
>>67694464
Get the fuck out of here Zack.
>>67708195
I'd rather make fun of the deaf motherfuckers in this thread who somehow can't understand him.
Seriously, go to the doctor and get your hearing checked.
>>67708244
Doubt they'll show him again, if they do, it'll be in the final trailer.
I have this terrible feeling people here are going to think "Spidey is quipping too much" when he shows up
Spidey. One of the original quipsters of quipdom
>>67708414
No one will outside of this place.
>>67708414
Stark v Spider-Man
QUIP OFF BRO YOU AND ME
LE EBIN FUNNY NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
It just went April Fools for you faggots?
>>67708287
I'm hoping it's mostly people that don't speak English as their first language that are having trouble. I understood the line perfectly fine.
PRESS F5
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>67708232
Bullshit on all counts.
Lois:
>Had no context to go on. In order for her to know that Kryptonite was weakening him, she had to see the whole fight to determine that. The fight was already over when she arrived.
>Again, Batman Already threw the spear well and long after Lois arrived and was out of Lois's reach. She voluntarily went out of her way after both Batman and superman Left to retrieve and cast it further away when Superman was well and far gone when her main priority should have been having Superman take her to a safe location from Lex's schemes after having already been endangered by him TWICE.
>That IS a leap in Logic to assume she knew anything about Kryptonite at all. Nothing of any sort was explained to her. She does not Know it's properties or of the existence of Doomsday, nor does she know anything other than the fact that destruction is occurring in the distance. Her actions are simply not supported.
Lex:
>Timer has nothing to do with what I mean. Batman stole Lex's Kryptonite, Which was not planned for, but his plan continued exactly as scheduled. Quick Question: What was his plan? Triggering Doomsday or Getting Batman to Kill Superman? Or was Superman Supposed to Kill Batman? Judging by what Lex says and his implied motives, it could have been any of those three and it's unknown if the Kryptonite Really had further purpose in Lex's hands aside extracating Zod's fingerprints.
>Doomsday's literal first course of action was to kill LEX the moment after it hatched. Superman defended LEX from being killed. Lex gave absolutely zero fucks about preparing any sort of security measures.
Clark:
>Exactly. So why the fuck didn't he hear Martha and come to her aid when she was captured? He should have been on that. There's zero excuse for why he saved Lois 3 times and couldn't save his mother once.
>I'm referring to the finale. Clark wanted no fight, but still did just because the plot demanded it. Bruce ignored him for the same exact reason
dafuq is this April fools shit?
>>67695351
Kek
