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https://youtu.be/W55f3l61AHY
What if it actually is a misunderstood kino masterpiece?
>they'll probably just cancel the flash, cyborg and green lantern movies now
oh yeah totally let's keep this cancer train rolling
>>67372606
you people disgust me
I remember when fags wouldn't even click on links because they didn't want to give a website pageviews
Now you idiots are sitting there smashing F5 so you can make your funny meme pictures
Fucking normies
>>67373251
Fuck off already
You said you were going to leave
>>67373251
Using adblock, don't give a shit
Can anyone explain the satisfaction I feel from watching the rating fall further and further down?
So if you're DC/WB, whatever, what do you do now? Continue on as planned? Reboot? Sell rights to Marvel and get out of the movie making business?
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67373251
>pretending to be an oldfriend this hard
fuck off back to funnyjunk
>>67373288
It's not enough that the things you like succeed, the things you don't like must fail.
>>67373288
It's always fun to watch hype trains derail.
>>67373297
Fire Zack Snyder would be a good start.
If this thing finishes below terminator genisys's score i'll die laughing.
>>67373288
its the same feeling from watching Jeb Bush's career get ruined, it's very satisfying when something that's obviously lame to you gets proven as so to everyone else
>>67373251
>mommy I want some attention
;_;
>>67373288
Because stupid Kino memers have been hyping this horrid mess for months.
>>67373251
DC TEARS
>>67373318
Snyder blaming studio confirmed early next week.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>big fat greek wedding 2 has the same top critics score
lel
>>67373251
>I'm a little kid who's pretending to have been on this site for years!!!!
>>67373335
>>67373328
>>67373310
>>67373278
>>67373270
>>67373355
>le gang mentality shitposting
yeah, fuck you too newfags
>>67373251 (You)
>>67373251 (You)
>>67373251 (You)
>>67373251 (You)
>>67373251 (You)
is that enough for you?
>come across random interview for BvS with Affleck
Look at how depressed / drunk he is, HE KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE SHEEEEEIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M37xsuNsmTg
>I love Singapore!
>Oh have you been?
>no but I love what I've read about it
kek.
>lower score than the room edition
>>67373251
Godspeed anon. Unfortunately the hate bandwagon is trendy nowadays. The movie has flaws, but this is just memes all around for now. Maybe with a bit of time, who knows?
no sabes lo que es
tener que andar asi
>>67373245
Nothing of value will be lost
When will /v/ fuck off back to /co/
>>67373339
>only two not certified fresh and they're still rated higher than DCs entire cinematic universe
>Stated that Zack "complete hack" Snyder would ruin the movie, just like he ruins everything
>People retorted with "Oh, but Watchmen and Man of Steel were pretty okay"
>Proven completely correct that Snyder is nothing but a hack.
I learnt my lesson after the travesty that was Sucker Punch. Why do DCucks have such a hard time accepting he's a shitty film maker?
>>67373370
>battleship is better than BvS
Wew lad. Snyder suicide when?
>>67373387
lmao he's so sarcastic at the beginning
i'm fucking dying
>>67373387
well he was going through a divorce at the time.
>yfw Jennifer Garner divorced him because she saw early cuts of BvS and was ashamed.
>>67373392
And BVS has 100 more reviews.
I do not have a Goldface gold enough for this!
>>67373387
reminder jennifer garner divorced him a few months ago and thats why hes so depressed
actually does that mean they met on daredevil? jesus, his entire life is defined by the worst capeshit movies lmao
>>67373251
it just didnt hit me in the lady parts anon
HAHAHAHA
Would Snyder be a good cinematographer since many complement his visual style?
>33%
mmm yeah mmm yeah mmm yeah
Is it true that the Marvel universe is glib and sunny?
>>67373392
>lower score than the room edition
no it doesn't
>>67373484
But that was decent
>>67373395
With a bit of time he'll post 4000-word thesis threads about why BvS is actually a masterpiece just like he's been doing with Man of Steel for the past two years. Kill yourself faggot
>>67373288
when I saw it go down I started yelling DIE DIE DIE DIE at my monitor
>>67373487
No. The cinematographers he chooses do the job for him. In this case it was Larry Fong. Man of Steel had shit cinematography.
Snyder's parts on the visuals are actually awful.
Someone should put it out of its misery.
This is just cruel.
>>67373484
Spy Kids 3 was kino
>>67373387
>that heavy breathing
>that soulless gaze
>those lifeless responses
The new JUST. Alimony is old and busted.
THE DEATH OF CAPESHIT?
>>67373514
yes, all their movies are made for whole families to enjoy. DC is for edgy teen and adults
>>67373484
That kino inspired Sword Art Online
>>67373518
yah
>>67373518
NIGGA IT'S AT 33%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
>>67373514
glib facsimile, maybe
>>67373543
WORSE THAN BATMAN FOREVER
>>67373487
Fuck no. His chose of cinematographers are shit already. Him being one would be a disaster
>>67373539
>I missed the point!
>samefag accusation
exactly the level of discourse I expect from 4chan's new normie crowd
>>67373379
>literally raging at keyboard over posts on 4chan
never change anon
>>67373288
It feels damn good, doesn't it?
Hell, I'm as giddy as school girl.
I pray for anyone who is actually surprised by that image.
RT has Jessica Jones higher than Daredevil...
Now I know RT is full I'd retards.
>>67373591
would you say he missed 33% of the point? kek.
>>67373543
Let's be thankful that it will never reach Batman & Robin. I honestly think that would be impossible at this point.
>>67373288
>>67373541
I punched a wall and bit my hand.
>>67373606
>Thinking RT has critics of their own
I wonder who the real retard is
>>67373387
JUST
>>67373608
to be fair the final fight in that was better than most capeshit
Why do you all have such a weird hatred for a movie you haven't even seen?
>>67373498
>Rin kisses Shirou
>"Sorry it was me"
I wonder why only 5% of VN characters at most understand basic sexual chemistry
>>67373387
Holy fuck, his heavy breathing and speech
Kek
>>67373518
33%>35%?
Look at Ben
He's known the truth ever since Comic Con 2015
>>67373627
BASED JAKE
KEK
>>67373484
definition of kino 2bh
>>67373654
Poor Henry... Every image he looks so happy, but he doesn't know...
He doesn't know...
>>67373579
>room
Average Rating: 3.5/10
>death man
Average Rating: 5.2/10
latter is lower with top critics though
Snyder may have gone too far in a few places
>>67373642
I hated MoS and have been saying for years it was a bad idea to base a cinematic universe off of it and now I've been proven right
I've only seen a few of the MCU movies and the latter two Dark Knight films, so I never really gave a fuck about the competition between them.
Even so, I'm fucking baffled that anyone saw the trailer for this and thought for a fucking second it would be good.
the villains are a shrieking fop and a generic monster for fuck's sak
>>67373654
Good. He deserves to suffer for making the same mistake twice.
>>67373606
>now I know RtT is full I'd Retards
>full I'd retards
So salty he can't type, I love it.
>>67373642
>Why do you all have such a weird hatred for a movie you haven't even seen?
How often is /tv/ right about movies? Fant4stic and now Dawn of JUST.
Let us have this one victory.
>>67373688
I like that movie... But i love any movie with Anna Faris.
Max Landis writes the reboot when?His Superman proposal was actually pretty good.
>>67373153
Never trust the tomatometer, the audience reviews are far better
>>67373688
>My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a better superhero movie than Batman V Superman
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE ABOUT THE SEXY BUNNY AND THE SMUG FOX!
IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
>post yfw DCucks on suicide watch
>>67373654
I wish he directed BvS instead of starring in it honestly
>>67373654
H E K N E W
>retards of /tv/ STILL don't know how fucking Rotten Tomatoes works
>>67373735
His Superman comic is GOAT
Will it go below Click?
>>67373642
It's /v/
They get banned for this sort of spam on /co/ because they're casuals but for some reason he's letting them go wild here
>>67373721
Why did you hate it in the first place?
>>67373766
Jesus Christ the slate review
"To put it delicately, this comics fan hated Batman v Superman with the fury of a thousand red-dwarf suns. Blunt, humorless, and baffling, it collides the brutish directorial stamp of its director (he of 300 and Watchmen fame) with the most shameless instincts of our latter-day superhero franchise bubble. It is worse than the widely detested Joel Schumacher Batman films, including the one with bat nipples. It is probably worse than the never-filmed Superman movie starring Nicolas Cage would have been. If Christopher Reeve is spinning in his grave right now, it’s not because Snyder’s film so egregiously ignores what might make a Superman film special (though it does!) but because the throbbing Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL score is loud enough to rattle a buried corpse. I’m a lifelong comic-book reader who is generally sympathetic to comic-book movies and even liked Man of Steel. Batman v Superman made me made me want to yell at the Justice League to get off my lawn."
>It's interesting, too, that this iteration of Superman continues to have no problem with killing people. He demonstrates this early on when someone holds a gun to the head of lady love/professional hostage Lois Lane (Amy Adams).
wait WHAT?
>>67373591
Nice reading comprehension. I never accused you two of being the same faggot but you may as well be.
>>67373245
man, that is still an awesome picture. that dog in the bottom left.
>>67373698
kek
im really tempted to see this now after some of the shit like pa kent vision and the C O L O N Y O F B A T S
i was gonna pay for arkham knight and play that instead but this seems like a TORtanic level disaster
>>67373735
BRAVO LANDIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RWMc-EdDRY
Okay but seriously though, memeing aside: A 34 IS STILL (dare I say it) DECENT. On the low end of decent, sure, but still decent. You are all blowing this out of proportion.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>67373735
He's not a bad writer honestly, but that doesn't matter since pretty much anything would be better than what he got
>>67373764
Ded
>>67373153
Hoe can DCucks be so delusional?
>>67373698
>two 10 year old boys crying on the way out
Now kids don't have a Superman OR a Batman to root for!
Why the fuck did Snyder make Bats a fucking murderer
>>67373811
A DECENT 30
>>67373737
Yes. The audience reviews are far better. Especially when the movie isn't even out to the general public, thus obviously 120,000 people have seen this movie.
Did you just roll in from stupid town?
Worse than Jumanji and Mousehunt, not as bad as Hook?
I'll give it a watch.
>>67373801
dont pay for it bro, the memes will be out shortly!
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
>>67373811
a 30 is literally a 3/10
it's fucking terrible nigger
>>67373591
This board is beyond salvation anyway. I came here to talk about the movie, but it's not even possible. It always has been a meme-charged board, but this is getting out of hand.
>>67373606
Why? Jessica was good enough to daredevil too
>>67373773
WTF? It's not a bad movie!
I honestly expected the RT score to be in the 60-70 range, never did I think the biggest capeshit of all time would be panned this badly.
>>67373811
Well the average rating is showing 5/10 so it's not decent more average.
>>67373831
Just wait for the R-rated Director's cut
Uh oh
>>67373153
HOLY SHIT
JUST
>>67373811
>Failing grade is decent
It's not even a high failing grade, dude. Are you actually stupid?
>he thought snyder would deliver
wait
do i need to pretend to like this now that the meme cancer is against this?
i've never done it for capeshit so i don't know where to start
>>67373885
Are they seriously making one? Kek
>>67373840
these three movies are great tho
>>67373811
it's extra funny because the tone of the movie is so pretentious and DC are trying to build a multi-billion dollar cinematic universe out of this, you can't give it any breaks like a more silly smaller movie like kick-ass or whatever because it insists upon itself to be a triple A masterpiece so much
>>67373735
Say what you want about him, he GETS superman
That's more than you can say for Snydly
>>67373811
>a 34/100 is decent
w-what?
>>67373807
45minutes of my life, fuck me
This movie has the same rating as that shitty black romantic movie The Perfect Match
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What is this face trying to convey?
>>67373906
30 minutes of footage that they didn't use here.
>>67373637
no it didn't
>34 PERCENT
>>67373921
Worth a watch and worth stomaching Landis for, guy has some good ideas.
>>67373934
regret
>>67373721
Except people fucking love that movie, and it made a shitzillion bucks.
>>67373934
>pls kill Snyder
>>67373645
I watched this recently. It's shit, but damn if it isn't exciting shit.
>>67373387
>Affleck had to be dead drunk to do press for this movie
How did we not see this coming?
>>67373936
Who the fuck gave them free reign to do this shit, DC execs must be dumb as fuck
>>67373906
Yes
And Snyder said it's because of more violence in the Batman sequences
You're probably going to see something like this
>>67373838
There was a premiere on the 23rd of March m8
>>67373625
Sup Dax, how ya doin?
is this /tv/'s TORtanic?
>>67373896
Just talk about how it's weird and not formulaic
>>67373934
Imadeahugemistake.gif
PEEP BEEP MEME CREEP
based RT looking out for real cinema still
>mfw my big fat greek wedding is the best movie of the week
LAMO
A
M
O
Who else here /wasexcitedforthemoviebutisstilllaughingaboutitbeingsuchafuckingblunder/
>>67373339
Marvel loves to pay reviewers.
>>67373934
"thats another minute gone which is another hundred dollars gone from my bank account into jennifers... another minute gone..."
>>67374000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHAHA THIS POOR DC KEK EXCUSE HAHAHAHA SUCK MY BALLS NIGGAAAA
>>67373992
My need to shitpost surpasses the excitement.
>>67373718
STOP
PLEASE
>>67373934
TSUJ
>>67373886
>While an improvement on its predecessor
What the fuck? The first one was way better than this.
>>67373838
It's the underage reddi, i mean 4chan troll army downvoting it for mighty keks
>>67373945
yeah im watching it anyways.
>>67373886
Jesus Christ, how do you fuck up this hard? I knew it would be bad, but I was thinking maybe a RT score in the 50s.
WHO WILL WIN?
>they said bvs would be good
>they said bvs would destroy Marvel
>they said bvs would be the dawn of capekino
>instead its the dawn of JUST
Zootopia is tracking better than it in the UK where it launches against BvS.
F L O P
>it's a capeshit movie with fucking cereal toys and happy meals
>it's not even fun
I wonder why people are bitching about it
maybe because parents are going to take their kids to this shit
>>67373956
Exactly.
/tv/ also thought GotG, Jurassic World, Ant-Man and Mad Max would flop. /tv/ being right about a movie happens as often as snow in Egypt.
>>67374055
Say that again
>>67374055
makes me laugh every time
>>67373965
It's pretty obvious WB has no idea what makes a cape movie good.
They wanted to make their universe dark and gritty like TDK but ended up with something that makes TDK look like Ant-Man in terms of tone.
>>67373288
How low can it go? Part of it is curiousity, seeing how shit things can get.
>>67373339
not fair that you dont count nolan's trilogy
>>67373838
this is like how the 12 year olds from le plebbit bring up IMDB ratings without realising every cape shit movie is usually #1 of all time for a day or two
fucking serenity was #1 for a week because no one knew what the fuck it was and retarded joss whedon fans were basically free marketing
>>67373153
>most of the reviewers say its too serious
really?
>>67373992
I'm /gladitsreallybadbecauseIenjoylaughingatbadmoviesfarmorethanIdowatchinganactuallygoodmovie/
>>67373910
Says who?
Man, I love DC and all their characters, batman especially. Why did this have to be shit? How do you even fuck this up? Just copy the storyline of one of their better comics. Jesus Christ.
I say it ends up at 31, reaching a low point of 28 before the last wave of shills show up.
>>67374055
tfw didn't drop to 4%
THIS MOVIE COULD AND SHOULD BE GOOD SNYDER YOU FUCKING HACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYMUvIRhH5c
>>67373387
JESUS CHRIST
Yeah, he knows the movie sucks.
>>67374112
Nolan's trilogy isn't part of their universe.
Get some reading comprehension.
>>67374134
hahahahahahaha SUCK MY BALLS NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67374112
This is MCU vs DCU.
If he included Nolan Batman he would also include Batman and Robin, Spiderman 1-3, Daredevil, Superman Returns, etc.
>>67373934
>I wish I never did Gigli
>Why did I bang my kid's babysitter?
>At least the reviews say my performance was decent
>>67374134
You do realize it's possible for something to be too serious, especially considering the source material, right?
>>67373773
That's unexpected. Movie was pretty good.
>>67374134
They want le clever reddit quips every 10 seconds and memes throughout the whole movie.
>this entire ordeal
poor Ben
ever since Mallrats he's just wanted a good Superhero movie and he just can't get one
>>67374134
>whats not serious about an alien who looks exactly human and can fly and shoot lasers out his eyes and lift a skyscraper fighting a guy who dresses up in a bat costume?
Just ban all users under 25 already Jesus this place is so fucking cringe now.
>>67374146
Why don't you go see it and form your own opinion instead of the epic troll army downvoting brigade sways you?
>JOYLESS SLOG
JOYLESS SLOG
>JOYLESS SLOG
Will this finally end Snyder's career?
>>67373547
This, Spy Kids 3 is pure Kino.
Favorite Kino movie is still "Mars attacks!" or "Scooby-doo"
>>67374112
after TDKR that wouldnt help much
>>67373288
>Can anyone explain the satisfaction I feel from watching the rating fall further and further down?
It's called schadenfreude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
>>67374210
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE SALTY FUCKING DC TEARS SUCK MY NUTS
>>67374210
but how is that even technically possible?
why do you guys care about capeshit so much?
even if they stop making horribly superhero movies, they will create another hyped up theme to pump billions into, and it will be just as bad.Also, Paul Blart was a good movie
>>67373982
T-t-t-that doesn't count! B-b-because reasons!
>>67374172
>>67374180
sorry for leaving my basement so often senpaitachi
>>67374253
personally I'm eagerly awaiting vidjashit to get mad about
>>67373606
Jessica Jones was pretty good though. It's certainly on par with Daredevil.
>>67374191
i can't believe people bought into his "IF THIS WAS DAREDEVIL THEN I WOULDN'T DO IT"
nigger is getting paid tens of millions to do batman movies he doesn't give a shit and its all PR fluff
if he actually gave a shit he'd be against batman straight up murdering people with guns
IMDb gave it a 8.5/10
>>67373970
120,000 people went to that premiere?
>>67373982
DELETE THIS
But will it do better than The Amazing Bulk?
>>67374253
>Paul Blart was a good movie
Fuck off Kevin James.
>>67374210
>DCuck
Maybe YOU should get b&. This movie literally has Lex Luthor's pee used as a plot device and if you like that you must be under 18
>>67374293
>IMDb
Also it's 8.3 now and it keeps
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>67374256
I'm being serious though
It's one of the best films of 2014
>>67374293
IMDB has a public voting system that will let anyone vote.
RT collects the reviews of professional critics.
Granted, neither truly dictate if a movie is good or not, but IMDB's score can be far more influenced than RT's score.
>>67374243
PACK IT UP GUYS IT'S GOING BACK UP
>>67374275
Stop trying to justify your retardation. I'd hope an adult knows how to fucking read but I guess I'm expecting too much of you.
>>67374247
TDKR was a huge critical and financial success
>>67374293
>8.4 half an hour ago
>It's already down to 8.3
>movie is not even really out
>>67374140
says me
>>67374359
fart noise
>>67374252
just make it so all IPS that have posted on /v/ can't post here
simple
>>67374330
>/sp/eddit and /int/
yikes
>229 replies
>91 posters
Haha some of you are trying WAY too hard.
>>67374253
I don't, but the retards spamming "capekino" are crying and that entertains me.
>>67374083
Huh? The movie is already out though and getting reviews. It isn't "fortune telling" to talk about how bad batman v superman sucks, because it actually does suck BECAUSE WE CAN SEE IT FOR OURSELVES!
>>67374351
>refreshes
>still 33%
You pack it up.
>>67374326
Do you think he knows?
>>67374371
>real fans like man of murder killing everyone
>real fans like bat of murder killing everyone
ok
do they mean fans of the one shitty mos movie who have never read a comic?
>>67373856
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
Holy fuck, he really did piss in a teacup didn't he
>>67374401
H E K N O W S
>>67374371
>DC - Memers
disgusting
>>67374330
>Lex Luthor's pee used as a plot device
>>67374191
He's directing the stand-alone Batman movie.
Maybe Snyder will learn something about directing.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1877830/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6
>>67374371
>paid critics
>movie isn't even out yet for the general public
>REAL FANS WILL LOVE IT
That delusion though...
>>67374386
>says le smug anime poster meme man
just go back to rebbit, why don't you?Also, Paul Blart was a good movie
>>67373831
>Snyder made Bats a fucking murderer
FUCK SNYDER. I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL!
>>67374326
Jesus Christ, he's fucking devastated
>>67374395
That image was people speculating about TFA as an example of how WRONG /tv/ is about everything.
>>67374401
he knew that this movie would bomb, actually counted on it.
>>67374392
You do realize those are the same people spamming threads like this now right?
You do understand that it's all for upthreads?
>>67373856
We pissmemes now?
>>67374404
Everyone these days is a superhero fan but only an incredibly small percentage of them actually read comics.
Because comics are for nerds, anon.
>>67374341
Nope.
IDMb was 8.4 based on 17k users 2 hours ago
now is 8.3 based on 20k users.
>>67374386
That's not even three posts per person. Why do retards do this?
>>67374323
my. fucking. nigga. His most recent film was also a masterpiece (world of tomorrow)
>>67374371
>real fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMuiL9-HQg
What have you guys been listening to while the hype train derails?
I've been listening to the screams of drowning horses.
>>67374210
You'd be one of them using cringe, plebbitor
>>67373811
>A 34 IS STILL (dare I say it) DECENT
>>67374371
>IMPARTIAL CRITICS DON'T LIKE IT
>BIASED FANS LOVE IT
Gee.
>>67374291
How does Batman kill again? I'm not watching this shit until there's a good camrip and i am curious.
>>67374353
>unironically knowing the difference between things that involve capeshit
>getting this butt bothered over banter
>>67373387
I can't do it its so fucking bad
>>67374371
it was hilarious seeing little shits cry because superman died
>>67374441
>Paul Blart was a good movie
Stop saying that, you cuck.
>Before the movie comes out people at DC saying that BvS is going to be too challenging for the Marvel Audience
>It's not challenging
>it's just plain shit
>>67374458
Do these people think they're good writers?
>>67373856
are you fucking shitting me
I did not imagine they could ruin Luthor harder than they did by casting Eisenberg in the first place
Something something I hate this movie something something
>>67374382
Butthurt DC drone detected
>dc keks on damage control
>>67374516
>IMPARTIAL CRITICS
lel
>>67374458
Nothing wrong with most of them, it makes sense.
If you make a pretty meh movie, but it's bright/funny then people will still probably enjoy themselves and have a positive opinion (see: Thor, Iron man 2/3).
If you make a meh movie, but it's taken totally seriously as a grimdark drama, with shitty drama, then audiences will get bored and not enjoy it.
Grimdark shit is far more risky, and easier to get wrong
>>67374507
islamic nasheeds while imagining ben afleck suicide bombing a premiere night cinema
>>67374382
>Laughs at pee pee poo poo jokes
Yikes
>>67374566
Spotted the retard.
>>67373831
>Batman is a murderer
woah what? Can you elaborate?
>>67373764
lql
>>67374371
>dc-memers
Please tell me you added that watermark. I refuse to believe anyone would accept a name like that.
>>67374557
i don't read comics though
they aren't art or literature. i just want /v/ cancer like>>67374563 https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1457808882894/ gone
>>67374543
>cuck
hello, /pol/also, Paul Blart was agoodmovie
>Lex forces Superman to confront Batman within 1 hour
>Batman coincidentally turns the bat-signal on at the right time
OSCAR
WORTHY
WRITTING
>>67374564
Oh yeah Disney and Marvel paid off RT and Metacritic right :^)
>>67374595
He rips apart cars with people still clearly in them.
>>67374566
Doubly with something as inherently goofy as superheroes.
A mediocre capeshit movie that doesn't take itself seriously could at least be moderately entertaining, but a mediocre capeshit movie that's also grimdark just feels boring and tryhard.
I'm dropping this board for a while it's more juvenile than when TFA came out.
>>67374382
that doesn't work retard.
>>67374458
>not expecting a movie called Batman v Superman to have some fucking levity in it
The premise is so absurd it's literally impossible to take seriously, which is why this film's attempts to do so are so laughable.
>>67373251
>My autism scanner is going off the charts.
>>67374664
See you tomorrow, mate
memlord has descended from his money pile to rub it in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdDL_mLcpfg
>>67373392
Surely the room has 0%
>>67374386
3 digits is more than 2 digits
>>67373379
>Remember guys talking about movies is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
>>67374626
>he wants to talk capeshit seriously
>he hasn't realized that you can't actually discuss movies on /tv/
>he posts inaccurate search engines to prove nothing
hello newfriend
>>67374520
oh my god
they turned Lex Luthor into the Monarch from Venture Bros
>>67373484
check the rating for the first one lol
>>67374630
if you're not talking about network tv or straight to dvd animated movies, then nope. the dream has died.
>>67374664
>spend weeks posting "HOW CAN MARVEL EVEN COMPETE?"
>get btfo
>leave
>>67374467
KEK
>>67374634
Paul Blart was a bad movie
>DC FUCKING ROASTED LMAO
>>67373591
You realize calling people normies isn't an insult right?
>>67374588
Unlucky /co/mblr shitposter
>>67373482
s a v a g e
>>67373606
But Jessica Jones was better than DD.
Sorry it didn't have as many le kung fu ninja action sequences anon.
>>67374704
There's people that enjoy The Room even if it's objectively bad.
>>67374788
Yes it is. It means you're just a tool who can't formulate his own opinion.
>>67373780
He's mad because he got caught samefagging in the last thread.
>>67374663
>A mediocre capeshit movie that doesn't take itself seriously could at least be moderately entertaining, but a mediocre capeshit movie that's also grimdark just feels boring and tryhard.
Pretty much this.
Make the movie mediocre, but funny, and audiences will enjoy it as a popcorn flick.
Make the movie mediocre, and bogged down in grimdark drama, they'll probably get bored and depressed.
You can do it very right (TDK) or very wrong (BVS).
Whereas Marvel's films are safe 6/10-7/10
>>67374487
I only wish WoT was longer.
>>67374643
ITS NOT TRU THE MOVIE IZS GUD THE NEW LEG LUTHUR IZ GOLDEN
Oh hai Ben
>>67373828
>>67374442
Seriously though. That was always my favorite trait of batman. No matter how hard things got no matter how dire the situation was he still would never kill. It's fun seeing his character's moral compass on a tightrope. Now Batman's all "THEY KILLED ROBIN KILL EVERYOOONNNEEEE." Cause Snyder wanted it to be dark and gritty.
>>67374718
are YOU calling me a newfriend?
>>67373482
>"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is basically a dumpster fire."
my goddamn sides
>>67373153
>It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
>It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
>In my heart of hearts
>I know that I could never love again
>I've lost everything
>everything
>everything that matters to me, matters in this world
Tied with Blart. my god
tied with Blart
>>67373732
I liked Tomorrowland. The ending was a bit odd but overall it was enjoyable.
>>67374788
A normie is not a normal person. I first recognized the true meaning of normie when I saw parents and their kids in line to see Minions, drinking from their minion cups, wearing their minion hats and shirts. A normie is a blind idiot follower who can't form their own decent opinions.
>>67374788
>I'm a normie
that was the bait.
You bit.
You should post some of these funny memes on facebook so 2 or 3 of your 3000 friends-5 of which you actually associate with-will comment on how funny it is.
>>67374698
DANCE OFF CLARK YOU AND ME
*superman just snaps his neck and 10 year old kids leave the cinema crying*
>>67374832
>safe
A good description for Marvel films. And it works for them. I'm positive DC could do this edgy grid mark shit in the right way if they had the right people behind it. Somebody needs to give Snyder and Goyer the fucking boot.
>>67373387
HE KNEW
>>67374935
The question is if there's a big enough market for the edgy grimdarkness stuff.
>>67374526
>caring about cinematic universe canon
>>67374979
it needs to at least have a tone of dark humor to it like Suicide Squad which I can see teenagers loving
I really cannot think who would want to see a movie like BvS's tone, maybe manchildren who take it way too serious, but even they will be bitching that the characters are different
>>67374963
>I've gotta pay child support to that horse faced bitch...
>>67374979
The market is there, TDK and TDKR grossed over $1 billion each. You just need a higher level of competence to do it properly
>>67375056
>I really cannot think who would want to see a movie like BvS's tone, maybe manchildren who take it way too serious, but even they will be bitching that the characters are different
Probably edgy teenagers who usually think superman and batman are "lame" and "pussies" for not killing anybody
>>67374979
TDK proved there definitely is an audience for a serious cape movie, but DC went full retard with the edge. Instead of making something that's morally grey, they ended up with something that's morally black.
>>67374818
>>67374896
>>67374900
I think the suckage of this movie broke this poor guy. I'm sorry it really did so much damage to you. Hopefully DC will get it right with the next movie and you'll have something to finally be proud of.
>>67375169
let me guess, I photoshopped it
samefag accusations and appealing to the crowd-aka the fact that your post is written like it's a conversation with a group of friends-are the lowest form of comeback. Typical normie behavior
>>67375136
Paul Fart is a bad movie.
We told all of you DC drones it was going to be terrible, we've been telling you that for a year.
Zack Snyder is a total fucking hack, everyone knows this. He's a garbageman and he just took a dump on this franchise and and shit all over the birth of the DCU.
The sad thing is, with a good writer and a good director this could have been incredible. All the pieces are there that would have made it amazing. But instead the garbage man threw everything straight in the trash, and now he's going to do the same thing to the Justice League, they've already given him total control and final cut. He's going to shit on that too. The entire franchise launch is tainted now.
To think what could have been, with a different cast, writer and director... it could have been spectacular. But that happened in an alternate timeline, and you are stuck in this one for the rest of your life. Stuck in the timeline where they gave Zack fucking Snyder control of the entire launch of the DCU, total complete and utter control. And he steered it straight into the dump.
>>67373549
will Henry Cavill's 19 year old college girlfriend dump him out of embarassment?
>>67375222
The fact you feel the need to prove it is just hilarious.
>>67375262
He should use paint to fill in the bald spots like Lebron does.
>>67375304
And calling someone autistic?
That's number 3.
So you've pretty much hit all the normie bases.
>>67374900
>>67375222
>>67375355
>all those repeating digits
God is on this anon's side
>>67375355
>normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>67375355
Normies don't use autistic as an insult, autist.
>>67375410
ebin
>>67374563
There is no "damage control", only truth-telling.
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those who value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
There is no "damage control", only truth-telling.
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those who value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
>>67375528
nice pasta bro
>>67375574
>>67375635
Lmaoo
