>Jared Leto instructed the craft services caterer to replace the cheddar in Will Smith's sandwiches with brie, which he was fully aware was one of Smith's least favourite cheeses.
>Leto phoned Margot Robbie at 12.30am and left a message on her answerphone of him screaming the word 'ANARCHY!!!'
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
>Jared Leto went an entire week without washing his hands after urinating. After each visit to the bathroom he would make a point of shaking one of the crew by the hand then recoiling in mock disgust, shouting "Urgh, you've got piss hands!"
>During a quiet moment on set, Leto offered to tell his colleagues a joke, then said loudly "DYING SYRIAN CHILDREN" before cackling and running away.
Leto stole the cushion from director David Ayer's chair and didn't admit it, even after it was replaced.
>Leto insisted on referring to the band Foals as "The Foals", knowing full well it really got on Joel Kinnaman's wick.
>One morning, Leto worse a thick disguise to the set and announced to his co-stars that he was Jared Leto's agent and that Jared Leto wouldn't be coming into work that day because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away.
>At the craft services table, Leto laughingly dropped banana skins and toast crusts into the general waste bin when the one next to it was clearly labelled "food waste".
>Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
>>67349801
I heard he spoiled the Star Wars ending for the entire film crew. What an absolute outlaw!
>>67349801
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
I can't even tell which of these are fake.
>>67349801
The only way SS does good and saves DC is if Leto just kills himself.
DAMAGED
HE'S AN ABSOLUTE NUTTER
>>67349801
The absolutelooney
>>67349801
MOM'S
>Leto horrified cast and crew members by seemingly stabbing his own hand with a scalpel during a lunch break, only to reveal it was a prop hand he'd found that later had to be replaced at great cost.
>Jared Leto purposely stood precisely six inches to the left of every mark he was supposed to hit, in order to "freak out the studio suits", which caused the movie's lighting rig operator so much stress he had to take time off work.
>Jared Leto spent a whole week telling people he wasn't actually Jared Leto but his twin brother, "Lared Jeto".
>Jared Leto wrapped an empty box and gave it to co-star Cara Delevingne for her birthday. A note inside read "UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY, HA HA HA".
>Leto asked co-star Viola Davis if she could hear a humming noise, which unbeknownst to her was actually emanating from Leto himself.
>Then he did the same thing to Margot Robbie.
>Leto insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors as an act of rebellion.
>According to set sources, Leto played the "shadow game" with co-star Scott Eastwood for an entire week, repeating everything he said back to him, eventually causing the actor to lodge an official complaint with Leto's representation.
>Leto requested a runner fetch him a cup of coffee, then when she returned, he knocked the beverage out of her hand, partially scalding her in the process. Leto later said to the set's health and safety officer that "anarchy is as anarchy does" and signed his name on the written warning form as "Matthew McConaghy" [sic].
>Leto secretly borrowed Viola Davis's Surface Pro and changed the menu language to Greek.
>>67349875
Is this real?
/devilish/ as fuck honestly
>because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away.
Lost it
>>67349801
All of these are made up, right?
>Leto stole a ruler from the props department and scratched off the "Shatter Proof" logo with a compass so that it said "Shat Poo".
>Every time David Ayer gave Leto a direction on set, he replied "And would you like fries with that?" Every time.
>Whenever a phone rang near Leto, he grabbed it and answered, "Joe's Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em. How may I help you?"
>Invited to join the cast and crew's fantasy football league, Leto named his team "THE SYSTEM" and deliberately chose a squad of poor players.
>Leto turned up on set wearing a Rage Against the Machine T-shirt on more than one occasion. He told anyone who'd listen that he'd bought it at Woodstock '94, and "if Bill Clinton doesn't like it, he can kiss this", before pointing to his own bum.
>>67349801
>>67349925
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!!!
>>67349801
I'M JUST SO FRIGGIN MESSED UP AHAHAHA!
>>67349801
GONNA
Ayy *smacks lips*
WICKED
>>67349951
Absolutely, most of these stories are.
>>67349801
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
He learnt from the best.
>>67349925
>Leto secretly borrowed Viola Davis's Surface Pro and changed the menu language to Greek
Holy fuck, man.
>>67349801
>One morning, Leto worse a thick disguise to the set and announced to his co-stars that he was Jared Leto's agent and that Jared Leto wouldn't be coming into work that day because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away.
>>67349951
definitely not but the comma in "He grinned at me, insanely" is absolutely fucking gold
>>67349801
SOMEONE MUST STOP THIS MADMAN
>One morning, Leto worse a thick disguise to the set and announced to his co-stars that he was Jared Leto's agent and that Jared Leto wouldn't be coming into work that day because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away
xD
>Leto once initiated a "Knock Knock" joke on fellow co-star Margot Robbie. She replied with the usual "who's it", which Leto replied with "bucket full", promting the response "a bucket full of what?", and his reply was "A BUCKET FULL OF RAPE!". Leto then knocked out Robbit with a sack full of doorknobs, took her to a nearby abandoned warehouse, chained her to a wall, and proceeded to rape her for a week. He then unchained the actress, gave her a pat in the head, said "WHOOPSIE, BUCKET GOT EMPTY!", and returned to the set while doing the Boney Maroney.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY LOOPY
>>67350101
Took it too far, not funny
>>67349801
7.5/10
sensible chuckles
2 insane 4 me
Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
Guys what if this isn't a meme anymore and Leto has truly gone crazy?
>>67350101
this is so unfunny and cringeworthy that I felt physically ill while reading it
I know you're likely 17 but please grow up and get a better sense of humour
>>67350101
You think that was funny?
>>67350101
There's always one who tries too hard
>>67350101
That's some /v/ tier humor right there.
Because he's all messed up, y'know?
>>67350147
11/10
lol
> but... but... WAPE ISN'T FUNNY!
>>67350101
>"who's it"
Figures a Brit would be this stupid.
>>67350140
>Jared Leto went to a job interview in an office using his Joker costume and make up.
You mad?
>>67350189
Cause he's all messed up
Cause he's all messed up
>>67350222
Did you just admit to being 11 years old?
>>67349801
>During a quiet moment on set, Leto offered to tell his colleagues a joke, then said loudly "DYING SYRIAN CHILDREN" before cackling and running away.
This better be true. Based Leto.
>>67350222
>I'm 14 and I want everyone here to know it.
>Jared Leto asked to borrow Will Smiths computer to "check some emails" but installed the LINUX operating system in it instead.
>>67349801
>>Jared Leto went an entire week without washing his hands after urinating. After each visit to the bathroom he would make a point of shaking one of the crew by the hand then recoiling in mock disgust, shouting "Urgh, you've got piss hands!"
if he said "no, it's cause I'm evil" this joke would've been so much better
>>67350222
you sound like possibly the biggest loser I've ever encountered on this board and that's really saying something
>>67350336
You can always rewrite it yourself and post it on /tv/ in the future. If they like it they'll start regurgitating it.
>>67350328
>it actaullyu was Gentoo
THE MADMAN
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>>67350135
I agree, that joke was very problematic, I hope this sub gets some better mods soon
>>67350328
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>67349801
>Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
Okay, this one's actually believable.
>>67350411
lol I feel totally trolled rite now :P
>>67349801
>brie, which he was fully aware was one of Smith's least favourite cheeses
>not liking brie
Smith confirmed for shit taste
>>67350355
LOL
> triggered cunt detected
Maybe you were raped or something... did you secretly enjoy it?
>>67350469
>>67350522
>LOL
I want Facebook to leave
>>67350416
thanks, i didn't know this information before.
>Even director Stephen Sommers wasn't safe from Fraser's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Brendan turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of a courtroom and yelled JUST? Maybe the judges in gowns would forget their trained routine of making me pay alimony.' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play a cuck, or is a cuck something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Brendan had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if my marriage didn't end in divorce? Would it still be fucking my shit up?' and 'Lights. Camera. Alimony.' I had to ask him to stop because I was feeling too sorry for him to direct."
>Jared Leto put a "NO SERVICE" sign in the womens bathroom door and then proceeded to offer everyone on set glass of lemonade, it had a little too much sugar in it.
>Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so fucking grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley [Snipes] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him.
>But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!” And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer.
>>67350973
HE JUST
>>67350411
>>67350522
You seem mad that people didn't appreciate your incredibly stupid post.
>>67350135
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>>67351075
You seem mad that people didn't appreciate your incredibly stupid post.
MOM'S
Too bad the DCU is dead on arrival
>>67349801
So how many tweaker cosplay mass-shootings is this version going to inspire?
>>67349801
I don't believe any of this stuff. It's the same shit they try to pull with Tom Cruise to make him seem more human. "Tom Cruise is huge practical joker." No he's not.
>>67351105
more like MAD on arrival.
HA HA HA HA
>>67351091
S you admit that you're a tumblrite and should fuck off back?
>Jared Let has been seen on the set of Suicide Squad going to Will smiths left shoulder and whispering "the absolute" only to move to his right and seemingly finish off his rambling "mad man" while running off giggling to himself, impersonating that of a small fox that had been shot
>>67351075
Wuuuah wuuuah, you guys are tumblr because nobody liked my joke. Would that't make you the tumblrtard since you're trying so hard to fit in.
>>67349801
>wick
>drugs overdose
Imagine that. A European telling shit jokes.
>tfw Leto took the Joker role as an excuse to be himself on set under the guise of "method acting"
>>67349801
I really don't get all of this. What, we are supposed to believe that a guy who does retarded things will do a great job at portraying a lunatic? Are they fucking kidding us?
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>67350101
It was /b/-tier and it was on /tv/
>>67349801
CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>67350135
Bullshit. I usually hate these, but boney maroney made me giggle.
>>67350416
Yeah, no one gives a fuck. Not even many Linux users.
>>67350101
>car_crash.wav
>>67351169
You seem mad that people didn't appreciate your incredibly stupid post.
>>67351275
>>67351091
Why are you implying I was the one who made the joke? I just hate how easily you """people""" get triggered.
>>67349925
>>Jared Leto spent a whole week telling people he wasn't actually Jared Leto but his twin brother, "Lared Jeto".
This is some lame shilling.
>Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
yawn. more richfags putting the newfags down
>>67351467
Samefag pls go
>>67349925
>>Jared Leto spent a whole week telling people he wasn't actually Jared Leto but his twin brother, "Lared Jeto".
>>Leto asked co-star Viola Davis if she could hear a humming noise, which unbeknownst to her was actually emanating from Leto himself.
>>Leto insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors as an act of rebellion.
The absolute madman.
>>67349801
Actor being an idiot.
>>67349977
>>Leto stole a ruler from the props department and scratched off the "Shatter Proof" logo with a compass so that it said "Shat Poo".
>>67350416
That was useful
>>67351091
hes a retard, but everyone who replied to him is an even bigger retard for giving him attention
>>67351434
kys
>>67349925
Someone please pastebin all of these
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>>67349977
jesus this is gold
>>67349925
>Leto requested a runner fetch him a cup of coffee, then when she returned, he knocked the beverage out of her hand, partially scalding her in the process. Leto later said to the set's health and safety officer that "anarchy is as anarchy does" and signed his name on the written warning form as "Matthew McConaghy" [sic].
TOP KEK
>>67349801
>yfw he literally manages to find a way to murder everyone who attends the first screenings of Suicide Squad
>>67350101
Wow you are retarded
>>67352221
An hour before midnight screenings he posts the ending on Twitter or some shit
>>67350416
>Jared Leto was brought in for questioning after video taped evidence showed him deliberately leaving out the explicit "slash" or "plus" when speaking of GNU/Linux
>when asked if he acknowledged that his omission implied that the Linux kernal itself is a GNU package, which is blatant misinformation, he was reported to have visibly smirked and answered "I don't give a gosh damn," then proceeded to cackle wildly as he threw a handful of party snaps onto the floor
>At one point, Leto lowered himself backward until his hands touched the ground, his belly pointing upwards, and walked around the set. When director David Ayer asked him what he was doing he answered: ''I'm a crab,'' and laughed maniacally.
>Leto snuck into every main cast member's private bathroom and turned the roll of toilet paper the other way from how it was. Margot Robbie was reportedly not happy.
>One morning, Will Smith was shocked to find that his phone was missing. Leto had snuck into his room in the middle of the night and stolen it. Leto then called Jada Plinkett Smith and kept saying ''Like, hello?'' over and over again.
>Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
That's actually funny.
Fuck interns.
>>67349801
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
>Leto shocked his co-stars by listening to notorious rap-metal artists Limp Bizkit at full volume from his trailer. When confronted by Will Smith, who plays Deadshot in the upcoming movie, Leto reportedly said 'yeah that's right I listen to rap, are you friggin' scared?'
>>67349925
>Leto requested a runner fetch him a cup of coffee, then when she returned, he knocked the beverage out of her hand, partially scalding her in the process. Leto later said to the set's health and safety officer that "anarchy is as anarchy does" and signed his name on the written warning form as "Matthew McConaghy" [sic]i kekd but legit got triggred
the same shit happened to me back in October
pic related
I feel like method actors are actually just autists using their job as an excuse to act as autistic as possible in public.
>Margot Robbie recalls the time she was terrified by a late night call from Leto.
>'I answered the phone and there was no-one on the other end, just this heavy breathing sound. I knew it was Leto from the caller ID, but it was still terrifying. It must have been at least 11 o'clock at night.'
>>67353214
I'm not looking at the boils here. What the fuck is wrong with you foot? It looks malnourished or something.
You foot is reminding me of Carl the Cuck's face because neither are what healthy anatomy look like.
>using triggered unironically
so he acted like a spoiled 14 years old brat who browses 9gag and /b/, plays cod and drink monster
i get it
biggest fucking cringe i ever had.
what a triehard.
>>67349875
I can tell this guy's an actual writer unlike most of the meme posters here who struggle with high school level english
>>67353278a 5-gallon thermos of hot chocolate spilled on my feet.
>>67353327
>an actual writer
>uses a hyphen instead of a dash
>judging forum posts made in a few seconds with the same standards you judge something an editor might have glanced at equally
suicide yourself memer
>>67353357
I'm not talking about that retard.
why is your ankle so narrow? Why is your whole foot so narrow in fact? Even assuming your toes are swollen from the burns those things are fat while the rest of your foot is tiny.
>>67349801
>you will never make movies with Leto, and make pranks together to other cast memebers
>>67353437
It's swelling, you fucking retard.
>>67351113
>Joker
>orange hair
I'm sure this wasn't some MK Ultra bullshit though
>>67353437
>Although the entire crew was subject to Leto's unpredictable mood swings, it quickly became apparent he also had favorite targets for his pranks. "Jared liked to play his favorites", adds our source within the movie's set, "And Kate [Hawley, the movie's costume designer] was one of them". Tasked with creating the Joker's eccletic wardrobe of clothing as warped and subversive as the man underneath them, Hawley soon found herself in Leto's crosshairs due to the amount of time spend together.
>"He'd drive her insane. For the first month we were filming, he insisted on wearing his socks inside out. We were all aghast when he noticed it, couldn't barely form words". But it didn't end there. According to a source close to the movie's wardrobe department, "Kate asked Jared why he didn't wear the socks properly. Big mistake. For the remainder of the shooting, he insisted on wearing a mismatched pair. It was absolute madness. David [Ayer, director] tried to reach out to Jared, but he simply put his fingers to his ears and went "la la la", leaving David speechless". "It was taxing", adds another source, "we had a psychiatrist on call for emergency counseling".
>>67353523
I want to pop those things. What happens if you pop those things?
>>67353658
>It all came to a gripping halt on the last day of shooting. "After the original incident, Kate decided not to bring up the socks anymore. Everyday Jared would wear them mismatched while Kate suffered in silence. In the last day of shooting for him, he held her head with his hands and whispered 'you earned this' and very slowly put a pair of matching green socks, in the proper way."
>"We couldn't believe our eyes", the source continues, "I would've photographed it if Jared allowed cellphones on the dressing room. But it was only the beginning. After Jared finished his last scene and David yelled 'CUT!', the crew erupted into a standing ovation. Jared took it all in with a devilish smile on his face, and I could sense the dread building up. He then lifted his finger and pointed at Kate."
>"We were in utter shock", the source continued, "he very slowly lifted his pants above his ankles. And we couldn't believe our eyes". Jared Leto was not wearing socks that day, at all.
>"Margot [Robbie, co-star] just burst into tears, David buried his head in his hands in shame and disbelief, Kate simply collapsed on the floor and had to be rushed to the hospital, and it took them even longer to get there because Jared had stuck his socks in the EMT van's escape pipe. He's a complete nutcase."
>>67349801
how just this gonna be?
>>67353695
>I'm not wearing a tie at all!
No celebrity prankster is ever gonna beat Clooney taking a shit in a cat box
>>67353496
I'm acknowledging that. Please read.
>>67353523
Like I thought. Your heel is tiny and that's throwing everything off. Increase the number of squats you should be doing.
>>67353214
Jared Leto spilled coffee on your foot? What a jackass.
>>67353664
I wanna just kick them really hard. And then be like "OOPS!" but after that do it again.
>>67353658
>>67353695
this was a pretty good one
>>67353813
Anon, can you fucking read? Jared Leto spilled hot chocolate on his foot, not coffee
>>67353869
Sorry, I don't read spoiler tags. There might be a spoiler in there. I don't see why anyone would use them for things that aren't spoilers.
>>67350101
>tfw you start laughing before you read the quotes then wonder where you are
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>>67353541
Like the guys 'joke' wasn't funny but did it warrant so many replies. Is this like some wierd reverse /tv/ meme or is 4chan really reddit 2.0 now? I would figure some stupid comment wouldn't get any replies but it seriously trigger you guys. Was it because anon didn't check his privilege first?
>>67349801
>Leto insisted on referring to the band Foals as "The Foals", knowing full well it really got on Joel Kinnaman's wick.
>One week, Margot Robbie attempted to get her own back by referring to Jared Leto as "Jarhead Lettuce". Sources revealed that Leto was so rankled by the attack that he broke character on several occasions, begging her to stop - at one point even threatening legal action.
>>67349801
You worked hard on this one, and generated many keks. Well done lad.
>>67354139
This kind of thing has been happening on 4chan for years.
And personally, not telling you who I am but when I see a post starting to get attention I like to throw in multiple indignant replies just to make it look like the thread is having a meltdown over something simple. I think I have the Leto spirit in me, HAHAHAHAHA!
>>67350518
this
>>67354139
>Was it because anon didn't check his privilege first?
yes that was exactly the reason, genius.
the guy completely misunderstood the point of the thread and he rightfully got bashed for his attempt at a joke.
get over it.
>>67349801
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
>>67349801
GOAT joker confirmed
My sides are fucking killing me
>>67353214
>>67353523
why werent you wearing shoes?
>>67354771
I was.they were mesh
>>67354395
This. The whole point of these Leto quotes is that they're along the lines of "Dean the absolute madman."
>>67354804
Funny you say that...Rosebud was the sled.
>>67349801
All of this attentionwhoring effort for a cinematic universe that's going to crash and burn.
>>67353946
I was just kidding anon, but yes it was hot chocolate
>Leto accessed the hacker "4chan's" /tv/ board and posted a fake story about himself raping Margot Robbie
>>67354905
Okay, now that is good. Needs to be longer so it can sound a bit more news-y though.
@67354993
fu*k yeah i do, your mom! when she succ me last night!!!
>>67353695
your really showing how this meme should be done
>>67354993
>>67355119
>@
>>67355119
CALL THE COPS
>>67355150
sorry about that. I forget the formatting here sometimes. I deleted my post though, since I can't edit it.
thanks!
WHAT A RASCAL!
>>67349801
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
Wow, thats some straight up The Joker™ insanity ....
>>67349801
DELETE THIS
>>67349801
Suicide Squad confirmed for the best DC movie of the century
>>67354988
>Leto accessed the hacker "4chan's" /tv/ board and over multiple posts detailed a story about himself raping Margot Robbie. Many of the details are accurate but Robbie denies the rape.
>>67350101
Fuck all the haters man it was hilarious.
>>67350101
This is shit. But I really need to know what the fuck a Boney Maroney is. Why is is capitalized? Is it a person? a place?
>>67355418
You really are committed to trying to make that post not look like a total disaster. But it was. Nothing can save it.
>>67349801
Is this a Clickhole article? I'd swear this was a Clickhole article.
>>67353664
It would be extremely painful
>>67355480
Sorry SJW I'm not OP.
>>67349907
>Oh and by the way. If they ever do a John McCain biopic, I'm interested. It's about damn time a Person of Color got the chance at the role
>yfw the fit /tv/ would throw
>>67350101
Boney Maroney saved this mess
I actually feel really bad for this guy. It's like that one kid in middle school that was so cringy that you wanted to help him be less cringy
>>67355588
>SJW
You're the kind of guy who goes out in a thunderstorm wearing a suit of armor.
>>67355896
that's actually a terrible historical inaccuracy that needs to die.
knights were grounded.
they get hit by lightning, it does nothing.
>>67349801
Absolute madman
>>67356023
You know, I just kinda made that up off the top of my head but I had a feeling it'd be inaccurate. Learned something new.
>>67349801
>>Jared Leto instructed the craft services caterer to replace the cheddar in Will Smith's sandwiches with brie, which he was fully aware was one of Smith's least favourite cheeses.
Just imagining big willy going "who put brie on mah bread?" with a look of mild confusion.
What a madman
>>67350101
I chuckled
>>67349801
I do genuinely enjoy this meme.
>>67356135
STOP RESPONDING TO YOUR OWN POST
>>67351434
Please go away, dumbdumb
>>67356083
The thought of Will Smith asking who put brie on his sandwiches with a look of mild confusion....
It fills you with determination.
>>67349977
Well done
>>67354139
replies are not upvotes
>>67349801
It really seems like he's trying really hard to be remembered as le method actor man.
he's literally copying ledger (not the part per se, his shenanigans offscreen).
trying too hard
>>67356381
yes they are
1 (you) = 1 karma
>>67349801
I'M NOT GONNA KILL YAAAAAAA
typical berniebot
>>67350101
BOOOOOOOO GET OUTTA TOWN
Some men just want to watch the world simmer
@67356483
You mean (me)s?
>>67356483
one what?
>>67350101
>while doing the Boney Maroney.
>>67356568
Karma, a champion in League of Legends. She's black, so naturally she's underplayed.
>>67356567
Jesus fuck kill yourself
>>67356381
no.
But the triggering of cunts in this thread is pure gold.
>>67356252
Fuck off, Moss.
>>67356067
oh lel I did the same thing.
I actually have no idea what happens
>>67350101
off yourself
>>67349907
will smith thinks he is pretty special doesn't he.
@67356483
good one!
>>67356666
I wondered if that was gonna be the case too, since I didn't bother googling it. That's funny. And apparently you're Satan so it all makes sense now.
Jared the Leto (as he told us he wanted to be called from now on) was caught vaping next to a not smoking sign, when he was told vaping was allowed he threw the thing into the ground and stormed back to his dressing room.
>>67350101
>Raping a woman
>Neither because she didn't make him a sammich nor because she was out of the kitchen
That Leto guy has no morals.
>>67356641
>get absolutely wrecked
>"heh, i triggered everybody."
>>67356567
@4chan/tv/
Pham
>>67350101
Newfag detected.
>>67350101
go to bed, Leto
>>67350101
Where's the funny part?
>>67350522
You're one sensitive nigger.
>>67356606
What??
Is @ posting the new meme? Someone explain it to me.
>>67356664
>joke went over his head
>still too dense to realize it
How new are you, faggot?
>>67349977
>Leto stole a ruler from the props department and scratched off the "Shatter Proof" logo with a compass so that it said "Shat Poo".
My sides are currently in a geostationary orbit.
>>67356947
>"joke"
>>67356927
Like most modern cancer it came from /int/, particularly from the /brit/ general.
Kinda hard to explain if you've never seen it.
Mostly its about maxing your own reply rate without giving any (You)s back in order to denial the person who you are arguing with the satisfaction of the (You)/browser red tap mark.
>>67356906
You asked what Karma is.
>>67352086
>Outright dangerous prank
>messed up my phone BIG TIME
changed the ring tone
wow. This really comes off as some faggoted advertising campaign.
>>67357081
okay
I thought it was something from leddit
>>67357081
Just when you think 4chan couldn't sink any lower...
>>67357081
>Mostly its about maxing your own reply rate without giving any (You)s back in order to denial the person who you are arguing with the satisfaction of the (You)/browser red tap mark.
I actually like that idea a lot. I'm going to start using it on >>>/qa/, an unlisted board that I like to go to. Feel free to come join me if you'd like!
>>67353327
the whacky jared leto stories were written by boring_as_heck and swarthvillain on twitter
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/will-jared-letos-joker-be-too-raw-and-subversive-for-mo-1749717946
>>67350101
ayy
>>67356179
You and me both.
More of this
>>67350147
Well I still fapped to the thought of Margy getting raped in her Harley outfit
>According to one of the set designers, Leto would walk around the set wearing a t-shirt with the words "I'm With Stupid" written on them, and an arrow pointing to his left. He would approach members of the cast and crew, putting his arm around them, then calling for everyone's attention so that his "victim" would be the aforementioned "Stupid" on the t-shirt.
>He apparently did this to every single member of the crew and shooting was delayed for three days.
