>"God dammit doctor we're losing him!"
>The man on the operating table begins to convulse while stuttering "J...uuus..."
>"He's experiencing severe fund loss, he's going into shock" the nurse screams as the heart moniter begins to blare
>"Ju...juuuuusttt.."
>The man, now in his last dying throes, is somewhere far away in his mind. He's amongst a crowd, one he hasn't seen in years, and they're all smiling at him. He feels warm as the pain begins to leave him.
>"And the winner of the Oscar for best actor goes to...BRENDAN FRASER!!!"
>The crowd erupts, and as the man gets up from his seat toward the stage he feels the touch of all of his old colleagues. Like a clown fish in coral he feels their hands brush against him, congratulating him on his effort, and he feels a happiness swell up inside of him. Something he hasn't felt in years.
>"Jesus he's flatlining" the head doctor says as him and his staff begin to scramble and revive the man.
>Back in his dying dream the man finishes his walk to the stage steps and stops upon seeing a man he might once have known waiting for him. The strange-haired stranger, in full dentist attire, puts his hand on the mans shoulder and looks deep into his eyes. "This is it. They're waiting for you". The man nods, knowing full well that this is the greatest moment of his life. He's young again, his hair long and untattatered, and his body strong as an ox. He walks on stage to the warm, enveloping cheer of the crowd. He's finally home.
>The doctors close the mans bright blue eyes, who are no longer a deep and veiny red. "Call it", the head doctor states somberly. "Time of death, 04:20. The cause, alimony".
dead meme
well meme'd my friend :)
>>66912602
That was horrible anon
You should be ashamed of yourself
>>66912602
Haha, kek
Simply epic anon
It totally didn't want me to kill myself
But why
>>66912602
Nice
>He's experiencing severe fund loss
>>66912602
lol'd
>>66912602
>Time of death, 04:20. The cause, alimony".
10/10
>>66912602
Moar !
>>66912602
9/10 if pasta, 11/10 if original
So who was the strange haired stranger?
>>66912602
I love Brendan but I laughed
>>66912602
>>"And the winner of the Oscar for best actor goes to...BRENDAN FRASER!!!"
>The strange-haired stranger, in full dentist attire,
>"Time of death, 04:20. The cause, alimony".
Lost it
Anon pls
>>66912602
Someone screencap this
>>66912602
reddit tear
>>66912602
Kek, is this pasta ?
>>66913096
>>66912932
OP here. Its original, search anywhere you'd like. Dank memester reporting in
>>66913118
>>66912602
Great job, keep it up
>>66913096
Yup, almost identical posted a few weeks ago, look the archive
>>66912602
You cheered me up after having a shitty day. Thanks, anon
>>66913273
Heres a little something extra for you anon. Something I did a few months back on the house
I'm sorry OP, I posted 13 times ITT, I linked this thread on at least 4 other threads to get more people in here but it looks like it's going to 404 anyway
>>66913715
This whole thread is about as sad as Brendan, good meta right here
>>66913715
Who care about popularity, the meme is funny either way. If people don't see it, it's their loss
>>66913715
>>66913854
Still me, sorry
>>66912651
>>66912703
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>>66913187
All me. Notice how 2 of these posts are negative to make it look more real
>>66914019
...Brendan? Only one man can be so pitiful
>>66914121
Kek
>>66914019
>>66914147
I know you're the same guy, please end this
>>66914652
Actually that was me
>>66914019
>>66914121
>>66914812
No, THIS >>66914121
is me