Less than 10 mins. Get in here bongs.
>tfw Paddy will never satisfy your yellow fever
>>64958646
Get the fuck out /tv/ and take your normie shit show with you
>>64958780
lel
will the fat bitch clap her arse again?
Chicken madras
>>64958897
I want to live in that arse.
let the thing like a penis see the thing like a vagina
>search the word Take in the catalogue
>no hits
>tmo only brought it up because it's in the filename
OP you are a fucking retard and are banned from making threads ever again
>Benidorm
was it ever good? it was a sitcom about scruffy shits going on holiday
LET THE UNO SEE THE FARTO
FERNANDO
i dont know why I enjoy this program so much, it's absolute scripted shit. I think the bantz on here improves it no end.
God damn britbongs.
>>64958646
oh shit /tv/ is watching this? I know a girl thats on it tonight she posted all about it on facebook. look out for Sophie
Some proper munters this season lads
>inb4 nigger contestant and no lights go out
>>64959075
I fucking hate this program, but I'll watch it because I enjoy my own rage
>that shit form plank
Missed last week, anything exciting happen?
Too many things to greentext
>>64959104
>He didn't see last week's show where the nog literally got a black-out
>>64959104
You must have missed last week. Only the nog left alone.
>3 times a day
For what purpose
>>64959123
A blue haired nig got blacked out.
>>64959013
It was alright in the first season then it became stupid le wacky shit afterwards.
>>64959104
Then lights out immediately when they play his video.
>Shauni
HIGH TEST
fucking awful voice though
>>64959070
It's the same as Apprentice, Big Brother and Eurovision. It's only fun when you're laughing at it with mates, or failing that, when shitposting with britautists on 4chan
why aren't there any trans women on here?
I want to motorboat Shauni.
fucking hell
fucking hell
this is as bad as I thought it would be
>>64959180
Amanda.
Why do men come on this show?
>>64959095
Did you fuck her pooper?
>>64958969
Darth=penis
Vader=vagina
>>64959149
>A blue haired nig got blacked out.
Oh for fucks sake, the one week i'm out being a normie.
this guy's going to have all lights on unless his name's Norman or something
>>64959192
Precisely why it's genius
LET TEH BENIS! SEE DA BAGINA :DDDDD!
>generic white faggot #3422432
>>64959168
This desu. If I wasn't shitposting about it with /tv/ I likely wouldn't even watch it.
>Bristol
Literally everybody from Bristol is a mong.
>>64959197
I thought Andrea still is a guy?
>cutecumber
LET THE REPUBLIC... MEET THE DEMOCRACY
>White 'people'
I would let this faggot suck me off
Let the shit, hit the fan
>>64958646
''I'm going to need 29 more bits of paper''
''Even for the black one?''
''Ahh yeah fairs, 28 pieces of paper then.''
>>64959200
nah lad
>world champion tap dancer
That's impressive as fuck, why are they turning off
>Morris dancing
Oh shit son what the fuck are you doing.
>>64959219
>The BTFO nigger from last week
>riverdance crap
>scaffolder
>earring
yeah, this lads certainly a keeper...
Gormless cunt.
>all these lights out
Literally any kind of hobby is bad.
>>64959206
iktfb
>>64959280
Threatened that men are better than them.
let the immigrants, touch the germans
>>64959230
You're right my mistake.
first time watching this
are all the guys gonna be metrosexual homos?
>>64958780
no likey, no lighty
>I travel the world
One thing that those vids have taught me is that roasties will turn their lights off over LITERALLY ANYTHING
>>64959338
They usually have a token weirdo.
>>64959338
No, there'll be a wildcard who's either fat or old so they can have a blackout.
You've already seen him dance.
Why would you turn your light off now?
>tfw your girlfriends take the complete piss out of your new boyfriend and his dancing
thats why they turn their lights off. The ones with the lights still on are desperate for cock
all the leftovers are munters
That niggress wants some of that white boi dick.
this show is incredibly sexist
>this show
A bloke having literally any hobby or job that he enjoys makes these dozy bints turn the lights off. What do women actually want?
That black girl was absolutely gutted.
the classic keep the niggeress till last not to seem racist.
>turning off the sooty
good lad. Got to go HIGH TEST here.
>Gemma
LET THE POO MEET THE LOO
Pick shauni ffs she genuinely likes him
Busty dwarf is gone
>>64959466
Take your fucking trip off, we're not on /int/ anymore.
Damn that black girl looked sad as fuck.
Oh man I've missed /tmo/ threads.
How are you lads tonight?
dafuq
>>64959458
To see the colour of your money fám
JUNGLE FEVER CONFIRMED!
Wrong choice desu lads
That big tit midget would deffo get it
IS SHE FUCKING PREGNANT??
WOMANLET BTFO
Has anyone ever NOT wanted to know the LAFL?
>>64959546
Low test confirmed
>dat gut
>Viviene's fat ass belly
Wear a better dress love.
Not wanting to sound like a faggot, but that dress is not flattering at all, really shows off her gut.
Wrong choice, tits dwarf would have been a rite laff m8s
I can see her belly button
>ywn live in that gut
wew
>>64959586
desu the niggress he turned off last was the fittest
>please don't shampoo your eyes
What the fuck who needs to be told that.
I'm a total autist but I've got a big pipe. If I wore some super skinny jeans could I get a date?
>>64959586
deffo, bet she is a right goer as well
>All the nonces that would chose the womanlet
>>64959557
>based Baba
>>64959618
Idiots who want to pretend they're in the Amazon. Better than getting sued.
>>64959609
Really not that bad at all. The dress is making it look worse than it is. Guaranteed next week she'll be in a bikini and look way better.
>>64959618
We're watching Take Me Out.
>>64959634
Go home Jim. Don't get jubblies like that on a kiddie
>>64959557
Fuck me i cant stop laughing at this webm. Is there any more of him?
>>64959557
who is this guy, i need more videos of him
>womyn's boxing
>>64959619
what's your talent m8? Bare in mind being able to quote the first 5 minutes of The Dark Night Rises doesn't count.
>>64959688
Image search on the archive. There was a thread a couple of days ago where a whole bunch of them were posted.
YES
I've been thinking of that song in the universal advert for ages, I couldn't think of the name
thank you /tv/
>tfw no delicious thick Greek yogurt
Ugly bird, nice tits tho
>>64959712
Koksal baba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
>>64959721
>>64959721
Can you reverse image search a webm?
>trying to watch online via ITV website
>so far 8 mins of ads
wut
>>64959755
It only searches the first frame.
Well, this is the gayest date ever
>>64959717
I've got a good power stance. Last one to keep the light on gets to stay on my aircraft to FERNANDOS
>>64959682
>inb4 they both say they don't really like each other
Has their ever been a pairing where they even pretend to like each other?
What's happening to society?
Am I the weirdo for not wanting to be a metrosexual cunt?
fucking cruella deville
nah... too easy
>>64959750
What condition is this? It's like someone shrank a regular person.
If he doesn't want this Cruella I'll take her.
her hair is shite
Going to the shop lads. Anyone want anything?
Didn't see it last week so I know nothing about this guy. Does she know he's gay?
>>64959755
This is the thread.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/64792474/
>>64959828
freddo and an iron bru please m8.
>>64959828
a chest wax
>>64959828
Get us a twix lad.
>>Nose ring on a girl
what the fuck.
What's Mr Selfridge doing in the lift
>Jimmy Carr with a beard
He'll turn out to be a musician of some weird instrument
>>64959800
JUST
>double breasted coat
Kek
>that hairline
>another fucking essex
Fuck Essex.
>Essex
Light off tbqhwyl
Who /snow/ here?
Been snowing for the past 5 hours in lancs. It settled as well so now the whole place is coated in the stuff. Fucking love it.
>>64959801
Not really, you have to be a special sort of bellend to want to appear on this program. It's not indicative of most men. Get a load of this muggy cunt for example.
I wouldn't even bother girls, lad has got months left with this hairline. by the time you move in together, he'll be bald
>>64959923
about an inch in preston
(waheey)
![article-2042706-0E1F12D900000578-24_468x568[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fTmOQgc.jpg "article-2042706-0E1F12D900000578-24_468x568[1].jpg")
>>64959911
>>64959916
Leave God's Country alone
>>64959828
Snickers ice cream and a Relentless.
>this fucking guy
>>64959923
>lancs
same here. not sticking though just rain rain rain with it
>bullseye
>180
>that hairline
lmao, he's got about 5 years left on that, tops.
>>64959955
JUST NUKE THE SHITHOLE UP
>>64959959
i want to be siiiiick
>true gentleman
>Tfw no fat essex slag gf
This guy has the bantz desu
>>64959923
Sheffield, it's snowed a bit. Stopped now though I think (cba to check).
>cactus
Lol xD what a catch so random !!!
>I sell diamonds
>lights all on
>rapping
>lights off
>diamonds
>lights still on
>cactus & rap
>noooooooooooooope
Fucks sake these bitches are so predictable
>>64959828
cornetto
that spanish one on the end is pretty fit, she wouldn't keep her light on for me ever though
>true gentleman
>>64960006
paddy knows
anyone else have to put their fingers in their ears and look away from the screen at certain points, or am I too autistic? Fucking cringy shit.
>>64960029
True
Chloe's cute.
>all bringing up the diamonds
Epic goldiggers
whats it like having a gf? No girl will stay with me because im an emotional cripple.
>>64960006
>>64960012
>Wanting a rapping wigger
>foot fetish
>deathly scared of feet
The fuck kind of crazy is that
>the turtleneck friend
>>64960058
It's good fun for the first year ,if that long, then it's just a drag.
what the fuck was the polish thing about?
>Take Me Out: Dan Schneider Edition
>>64959991
I'm Essex born and raised, trust me you don't want one.
>>64960029
just imagine this walking out of the elevator
ronnie banter o'sullivan rekking
>>64960120
Where in Essex are you from m8?
>>64960120
they too much work for what theyre worth?
>>64959717
>tfw there will never be an episode where they do just that with the fella as CIA and Paddy as Bane
Cheshunt here lads, dangerously close to that Essex border.
>>64960149
Thurrock. You?
Do McDonalds lie in their adverts?
>>64960166
They're stupid as fuck and whorish as shit. Just like Northern ones but they are also much more expensive.
I imagine Essex to be a weird place where everyone pretends cameras are on them, roidbars are on every corner, and people talk like they're robots but also unbelievably stupid at the same time
Tell me your best "let the x meet the x"
>>64960189
Billericay, went to school in Chelmsford though. Now I'm studying in Sheffield.
>>64960166
The ones that fit the stereotype yes. Obviously there are those that don't but they are indistinguishable from any other home counties girl.
>>64960226
Let the treasure see the chest
LET THE PAVEL SEE THE FLIGHTPLAN
>titdwarf BTFO again
harsh
>Let the treasure... see the chest.
>>64960259
That one was pretty good desu
The girl was well fit
>>64960228
What are you studying m8? Just got my degree in June, doing fuck all with it though.
>>64960226
Let the paedo, see the preschool
What the fuck is that 40-something year old roastie with the arm tattoo doing there?!
He was clearly way more into Paddy then. I mean theres nothing wrong having a laugh with the lads, but not on a show where youre trying to pull
>>64960226
Let the Willy see the Wonka cracked me up.
based tactic to check our who has best ass?
>not going for the redhead
>>64960342
>those shoulders
>Turning off girl with coloured hair.
Dodged a bullet tbqh.
AHAHA LADS I FUCKING FORGOT THIS WAS ON
i thought he was gonna go with pink hair
>>64960226
LET THE CHICKEN... MEET THE MADRAS!
>>64960331
Biomed. Don't want to work in the field, I'm looking at doing graduate medicine but it's going to be a struggle at this rate.
What degree did you get? Where did you study?
>gets his eyebrows done
bomb essex. seriously
>Laura
DAYUM you bagged a good'un there, lad!
Joanna looks really fit but I bet she's a roastie feminist
>single pringle
I used watch this with mommy and she would guess who I would pick and we both would laugh and I would add them to the wank bank for the evening. But not tonight as she hasn't talked to me in a day as called her a shriveled up old cunt.
this fag looks like Meth Damon from BB
>tfw no qt irish lass
>dat wasp banter
This girl is high maintenance as fuck. Bail.
>>64960400
I studied Geography in Gloucestershire.
>inb4 abuse for studying a meme degree.
God she's fucking irritating.
>>64960436
>roastie feminist
>>r9k
>>64960226
let the bodies meet the flow
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S 18??
>ywn go to fernandos and show her your bane folder
>>64960389
ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAH
What the fuck is an 18 year old guy doing on this show?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
is he holding a fucking muller corner
>>64960500
wouldn't want your fat body meeting anything
>top knot
>plaid shirt
Expecting 26 lights out
>>64960549
nah they'll like that
trust senpai
>>64960521
>tfw some lad a year younger than me is bagging pussy on TMO but she's a dog so it's okay
>>64960540
my thoughts as well desu senpai
>>64960571
>a year younger
fuck off
>18 years old
YOu can only pick 1 (to shag)
>>64960628
3 all day and night
>>64960597
>16 years old
>Girls born in the year 2000 look like this now
>>64960628
abstain.
>>64960596
4chan age guide
18 - too young
19 - 22 prime
23 - 24 ok you should be getting off this now
25+ fuck off you perma virgin
>>64960628
T W O
W
O
>>64960226
Let the Roasties meet the bullets
>>64960628
6 is giving me a cockstand so number 6, please, Paddy.
>>64960675
I'm 26 and married.
What now virgin?
New girl is a munter desu
>>64960684
Fucking kek
>>64960628
more of 3?
>>64960571
Fuck off lad.
>>64960659
>it is now legal to have sex with girls born in a different millennium to you
>>64960732
>Married
Lmaoing at your life honestly
>>64960597
Emma Watson is fucking trash m8.
>>64960675
>implying lisicki's opinion means anything
lmao
SHE'S A BIG GIRL
Cheeky Nandos: The Lad
>>64960732
30 a married here.
I shitpost to unwind after a stressful day
>>64960760
your loss
>>64960760
>being lonely
I'm sorry m8
I know a girl who was planning to go on this despite having a boyfriend, suffice to say they aren't together anymore.
>>64960784
for you
she's a fucking dog 2bh
looks like shit with makeup, looks 10x worse without
None of these vapid brain dead cunts ever like each other.
I have never been on a date.
