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>Riker marries Troi

>after she's already been ruined by Worf's thick black ridged Klingon Kock

Would she even be able to feel human dick after that?

Or does she just fake it?
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>>64276402
Same with Ezri, both got KLINGONED
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>>64276402
Didn't Riker actually bang a klingon woman once? And she ended up enjoying it?

I don't think he'd have any trouble matching up to Worf.
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>>64276483
Who's more fuckable a klingon or a cardassian chick?
Or even better romulan or vulcan?
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>it's a "the writers once again realize that keeping Troi and killing Tasha was a huge mistake but they have to continue to justify Troi's pointless existence so they give her some menial task that literally any other crew member could handle and probably do a better job of accomplishing" episode
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>>64276402
do klingon males even have human-like dicks?
how do you know they don't have cloaca or something and worf and troi had to mate like birds
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>>64276562
I think romulans would be the best lay.
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>>64276639
Daily Reminder that Crosby originally tried out for ship's counselor, and Sirtis originally tried out for security chief.

And in some parallel universe out there in the multiverse, Worf became the ship's counselor when Crosby left the show.
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>>64276661
worf said they can have sex with humans but have to hold back to not hurt them
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>>64276639
what are you talking about? troy is very useful. she often tells the captain she isnt sure but she thinks the enemy might be hiding something, eats chocolate ice cream, plays poker with the bridge crew, sexually services the bridge crew (riker, worf, etc.), gets raeped by various visiting aliens and occasionally aborts magical super fast growing space babies, and gets taken over by terrorist space ghosts. also her mother regularly visits the federation's flag ship. troy is very important.
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>>64276562
a vulcan during pon farr
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>>64277145
Is Enterprise the most embarrassing Star Trek?
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No, thank you.
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>>64277145
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>>64277066
Thats because they are more violent.
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>>64277103
Her purpose was exposition about alien species attitudes.
Its not that its very hard to see space jews were being deceitful, but it was a plot device to ensure the viewer understood that.
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>>64277042
>There is a parallel universe with Counselor Worf cleavage.
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>>64277145
>>64277455
Only good scene in Voyager that didn't involve Seven's tits coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjOifRG-u8
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>>64277455
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>>64276480
Mirror Ezri was hot af
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>>64277188
I liked it. I'm a TOS fan and I thought ENT captured that vibe better than the other soap opera star treks
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>>64277508
and guinan tells him hes actually a pussy compared to some of the psycho women on board the enterprise. what show were you guys watching.
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>>64277807
What Worf believes is the case may not be the reality for himself.
He is merely mirroring what he knows of Klingon culture, which is rather violent in general.
Didn't he basically make out with that half-klingon after they beat the shit out of each other?
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an italian (of course) guide to holographic love

http://www.startrek.com/article/italian-star-trek-magazine-holographic-love
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>>64277880
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>>64277950
Go eat your poly-peptide cake Worf
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>>64276402
I used to find it really ridiculous that Riker settled for her when he could get anyone on the ship until I was redpilled to what elitist cunts all the Bridge crew are.

They only care about other bridge crew.
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BIG
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Post Picards.
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Does anyone have a high res pic of work laying ded on the ground after that container fell on him?
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>>64277972
with mint frosting
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>>64278090
>work

Worf
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>>64278090
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>>64278149
>tfw you burn to death.
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>>64278079
Picard reporting for duty.
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>>64278238
He's a big guy.
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>>64278238
>the lips that have sucked 1000 dicks
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>>64278238
Crashing this starship.

https://youtu.be/bXq3dytL6ZA
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>>64278412
>they actively show each person "bracing"
LOL
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>>64278238
It wasn't because they thought the audience was dumb. Patrick Stewart lost his hair when he was 18 IRL, they just decided to borrow that detail for Picard's backstory.
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>>64278412
>troy at the helm
they really had nothing to give her to. She also looks incredibly awful. Jesus
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>>64276402
The movies aren't canon.
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>>64278635
>being a Nemesis apologist
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>>64278665
Troi fugged Worf in the series m8.
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The new ST movie must be total dogshit if Paramount is starting to sue fanfilms

http://epicstream.com/news/Crowdfunded-Star-Trek-Fan-Film-Gets-A-Lawsuit-From-Paramount-Pictures
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>>64278694
He was bald in flashbacks on the show too.
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>>64278775
PLAY DOM-JOT, HOOMAN?
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>you'll never be a cardassian or klingon
>you'll die a worthless human unable to fuck the hottest races in the universe
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>>64278665
DS9 isn't canon.
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>>64278863
You wouldn't last five minutes as either with that attitude.
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>>64278665
>>64278886
Nothing at all is canon except for Enterprise and JJ Abrams.
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>>64278704
Exactly. The series ended with Riker coming to terms with the fact that Troi was with Worf, then the films decided that actually Troi and Worf break up off-screen then Troi and Riker get together then they get married. Fuck Rick Berman.
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>>64278856
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>>64278949
Cept in DS9 Worf gets to drill the trill.
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>Scotty, we're home!
>[unintelligible Scottish wailing]
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>>64276963
Explain
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>>64276483
No that was Neelix.
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>>64279332
>pointy ears
>pointy eyebrows
>pointy bangs
But they know how to have fun and don't rely on their cold volcano logic.
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>>64278949
i heard somewhere worf had the most flings in all of trek, even more than riker. he did get two series though.
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>>64277892
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>>64279469
Worf had more wives. Riker had more flings.
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>>64279469
>Worf
K'Ehleyr
Troi
Jadzia
Ezri

>Riker
Troi
Crusher
Ro
Mistress Beata
Vekma
the videogame designer
Lilith the Rapist
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs
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>>64278188

Thanks for this. I appreciate it.
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>>64278759
>http://epicstream.com/news/Crowdfunded-Star-Trek-Fan-Film-Gets-A-Lawsuit-From-Paramount-Pictures


Well that's shitty news... I was really looking forward to Axanar. Probably more than I was looking forward to Beyond.
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>>64279374
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>>64278759
>>64279838
To be honest, I was always expecting to be disappointed by Axanar anyway.

The Prelude to Axanar was so good, there was no way they could live up to that, right?
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He's an intergalactic James Bond. His smile can do the job.
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>>64277103
>ywn watch TNG while banging April roleplaying Troi
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>>64278412
QUESTION:
I haven't finished TNG yet, only in season 2 but why is it Enterprise E instead of D? They crash D on a planet in the series, right?
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>>64280231
The Enterprise was blown up by the Jem'Hadar.
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>>64280231
They crash it in the first TNG movie, for retarded reasons imho. Actually because the D-model was a bitch to film and they wanted to have a cool actiony ship instead.
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>>64280231
>>64280346
Oops, spoilers.
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>>64280346
>>64280383
i have watched DS9, that was not the enterprise which got blown up.

nice try though.
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>>64280231
Here's how it happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nlyBn4lpt0
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>>64280422

It was an Enterprise class vessel. Not sure which .
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>>64277103
Would wife desu
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>>64280935
>marry a porn star
son...
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>>64280755
Galaxy Class, USS Odyssey
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>>64280755
>Enterprise class

step your game up senpai
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>>64281060
>>64281090

Damn, feels bad.
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>>64276562
I'm all about pic related, myself
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>>64281013
She's beautiful and I'm lonely
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sigh
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"..."
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>>64283184
Imposter
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>>64282824
woah
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>>64282824
>>64283184
>>64283216
>>64283286
I want to keep the thread alive too.. but I don't resort to lazy samefagging. Why not actually contribute some discussion?
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>>64283356
only two of those are mine, ya bitter faggot. even if just bumping it up, it keeps it from dying so someone else can pick up the conversation in the evening.
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>>64281620

At least you're honest senpai
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>>64278079
>>64277848
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Threadly reminder that Janeway is best captain and did literally(literally!) nothing wrong!

Prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't!
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>>64285862
Agreed. Those who want to attack her only do so because they're in complete denial that DS9 isn't even close to being Star Trek, and want to hate on Janeway instead to mask their own insecurities. It's the exact same thing Obama-haters do. They blame everything Bush and his neo-con buddies and Wallstreet did on him, all the time also masking their own hatred of his black skin. It's quite pathetic, really. DS9 lovers=Palin teapartier Trumpers.
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How does he do it?
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>>64280485
Am I the only one who never found Torres attractive?

They tried so hard to sell her as hot, but man I could never buy it.
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>>64287193
>tfw watching "the 37s"
>tfw Janeway decides to land ship on unknown planet, and "explore" because muh quick travel of universe
>tfw wasted too much time
>tfw dat feelgood moment at the end where none of the crew want to leave

seriously? and Tom knew everything about that Ford truck, too. Wow.
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>>64287969
>tfw not as good of a smooth talker
fucking morn

>>64288159
i'm wit ya, mayn. never really felt it.
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>>64282824
boobies
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>>64287969
It’s those two hearts; the chicks think it’s romantic. You one hearted beta.
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>>64279374
>neelix
>not feelix
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>>64281090
>tfw you find out Utopia Planitia is a real place
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia_Planitia
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>>64288178
>a truck? what's that?
>gas? what's that?
>a key? what's that?
>radio? what's that?
>morse code? what's that?
>thank goodness you're here, Mr. Paris. we would be totally lost without an expert in all matters like you.
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>it's a basketball episode
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FIRST POST
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>>64289418
>it's a qt bajoranfu episode
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>>64289418

Remember when Sisko was mad the holosuite wouldn't call him a nigger?
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>>64289593
> its a wishing I would die in my sleep already post
;_;
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>>64289659
Good: Kasidy reminds him that he's full of shit.

Bad: Kasidy doesn't remind him that sixties Vegas was also sexist, but she's still managing to have fun there.
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There is a line in Insurrection between Worf and Riker, when theyre down on the rejuvenation planet and Worf tells Riker 'for as long as Ive known you Commander, your feelings for Troi have never changed. This planet just aired them out.' Always thought he was being a bit cheeky, there.
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>>64277103
>And saved.
>>64277145
The Ent Doctor should have been rewarded a gold mettle for withstanding her advances .
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>>64290053
>rewarded
meant to say awarded.
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>>64289929
>But maybe I'm still depressed over losing my dead wife, who died just last week. And now I desperately want-- nay, NEED-- to see love and happiness bloom for someone-- ANYONE! Go get 'er, sir. By the way, did I mention that my murdered wife was killed last week?
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>>64276562
>I am quite fertile. I could provide you with many healthy children."
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>it's a Lwaxana Troi episode
Can't bring myself to dislike these. None of them are amazing but I don't understand the hate she gets-- she's supposed to be annoying and people treat her as such
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>>64290471
>Haven
>not amazing
The dinner scene is the undisputed peak of the first season.
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>>64290471
I enjoyed her more on DS9, to be honest. Odo can actually respond to her advances, unlike Picard who has to always awkwardly run away.
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>>64280935
Seriously though April, if you're ITT you should marry me or maybe we could just date first.
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They'll never sit on your face
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>>64290598
Crusher and Troi are shit tier waifus. If you want a waifu without any personality then you should just get yourself a body pillow.
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>>64290322

Purple Space Bazooka. That would have been useful on Ar-558.
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>>64290589
Agreed. If I had an Odo pepe I would have posted that instead.
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>>64291065
with purple space bazookas, Nog would have ended up with more than PTSD and a broken leg.
Do you think Quark would have bought his compressed remains so that Rom doesn't feel too depressed about his son having no value?
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>>64291141
Feels Wojak: Odo
Smug Pepe: Quark
Feels Good Pepe: Rom
Feels Bad Pepe: One-Legged Nog
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>>64276402
Did Troi and Worf really hook up? In one episode they did but it turned out to be all just a psychic nightmare Troi was living in brought on in a flash from the suicide guy. The final episode had a future timeline where they had gotten together and it cost Riker and Worf their friendship, but that future was changed with Picard telling everyone exactly what he saw with the purpose of preventing the bad turns. I don't think they were together at all in Generations, and then Worf's on DS9 and single.
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>it's a Kira gets triggered by a cardassian episode
Ro wouldn't be so asspained all the time
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>>64291169
Quark was a big softy, yes he would have.
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>>64291438
Ro was so asspained and [triggered] that she betrayed her uniform, her friends, her crew, her captain, her mentor, all of Starfleet and the entire Federation.
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>>64291541
Well yeah but she actually went out and did things, didn't just cry and complain to superior officers
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>>64291712
>went out and did things
Like the time that Kira served in the Resistance, whereas Ro simply abandoned her home and ran away?

Or you mean like that time when Kira saved the entire galaxy along with Garak and Damar?


If you want to tell me that you prefer Ro's personality to Kira's, I'll believe you. If you want to tell me that you prefer Ro's looks to Kira's, I'll believe you. But damn, son, Ro was definitely more asspained and [triggered] than Kira, and Kira had accomplishments far superior Ro.
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>>64291884
It's not hard to accomplish more than a character who appears in less than 15 episodes and probably has a total screentime below 3 hours throughout several seasons.
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>>64291884
I'm watching Duet (one of the last episodes in season 1) right now and Kira is literally in tears because she thinks a certain Cardassian MIGHT have been at a camp where atrocities happened.
I recall Ro being feisty and clashing with Riker a lot, but never getting triggered.
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>>64292048
Then you shouldn't be posting that bullshit in the first place.
It was your idea to compare how asspained they are.
It was your idea to compare what things they've done.

Quit being blinded by your waifu and find something new to post.
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>>64292095
Kira learns her lesson at the end of Duet.

Ro's final appearance is her becoming so triggered that she joins anti-Federation terrorists.
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>>64292115
I'm not even that anon, and I don't even like Ro, she was a character with potential that was never explored because the cast already had enough people and because the actress didn't give a shit about the role. She could have been interesting, and she was when she turned into Kira.
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What does /trek/ think if the Plinkett ST movie reviews?

I likes them.
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>>64292233
Fair enough, mate. My mistake. Sorry for getting aggressive on you.
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>>64292237
The 2009 review was meh because he was pulling his punches. I don't think that he'd go quite as soft on it if he was making that review now.
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>>64292497
On the contrary I think it would be "everything he was hoping for", friend
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>>64291362
By the series finale they were making out in the hallways like high school sweethearts.

It was never explained what supposedly happened between then and Worf's appearance on DS9.
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>>64292497
What about Insurrection and Generations and Nemesis and the others involving show characters? I felt he didn't go soft on those.
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>>64292596

I assume he felt dishonored that he was unable to truly defend the Enterprise from a 40 year old bird of prey. He left and found a new family, one that would not only let him go forth and do battle, but encourage it.
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>>64292558
>permitted in this thread
Star Trek memes
Galaxy Quest memes
Babylon 5 memes
Farscape memes
Battlestar Galactica memes
Andromeda memes
Earth: Final Conflict memes
Space: Above and Beyond memes
Space: 1999 memes
Legend of the Galactic Heroes memes
Space Runaway Ideon memes
Space Battleship Yamato memes
Red Dwarf memes
Blake's Seven memes
Lost in Space memes
Twilight Zone memes
Outer Limits memes
Master & Commander memes
Wagon Train memes
Rifleman memes
Quantum Leap memes
and so on

>not permitted
Star Wars memes
Doctor Who memes

Now get out.
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>>64292865
Oh shit, I forgot Stargate.

Just like how Stargate forgot the Furlings.
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>>64290598
better version
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>>64292865
No memes here. Just Mike announcing he has no teeth anymore.
Ive watched enough back to back the TNG reviews with the reboot reviews and RLM talks about Jurassic Park and Star Wars.
He changed
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>>64293140
But he was fine with tearing Into Darkness a new asshole.

The only problem is that he did so only as Mike and not as Harry too.
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I just started TNG and I'm about to finish The Naked Now. Is this really an episode about Intoxication and Data getting laid?
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>>64293260
We warned you about the first two years of TNG.

We warned you.
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>>64293260
He gives tasha the BAC
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>>64293303

When does it stop getting weird? The first episode was literally a snoozefest and Space Jellyfish finding each other in love.

What the hell am I watching?
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>>64293311
Doesn't Tasha infect Data though? I'm pretty sure that she's the one giving him the blood alcohol content.
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Who was a hotter borg queen?
The one from First Contact or Voyager?
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>>64293303
I love me some campy Star Trek adventures, I didn't mind those
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>>64293364
Janeway
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>>64291884
>>64292048
>>64291712
yall should shut up and remember roh was supposed to be kira so this whole argument is moot. also, kira being there at all is like marrying the ugly older sister of the hot chick you fucked. its not what you wanted but its what you settle for.
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I can't handle this. Worf's face is priceless.
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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>>64293342
There are a few shitty episodes that you gotta watch for plot (The Last Outpost, Where No One Has Gone Before, Hide and Q, Datalore, Skin of Evil).

There are a few decent episodes that you gotta watch for plot (Haven, Elementary Dear Data, Q Who, The Emissary).

And there are a few good episodes that you watch for fun (Heart of Glory, Conspiracy, A Matter of Honor, The Measure of a Man).

But really, TNG doesn't start until you start the third year.
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>>64293364
there were two different actresses on voyager, one being the one from first contact and one being in several episodes. the other one was much much hotter. hold on ill go find apic.
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>>64280346
>>64280383
Why didn't the Feds immediately switch to small maneuverable ships when the realized you could kamikaze.
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>>64293598
A kamikaze attack isn't any more effective than a torpedo.

The Jem'Hadar only use it as a demoralization tactic.
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>>64293460
>start an argument
>lose it
>"W-w-w-well it's m-m-moot anyway!"
By the Great Bird, how remarkable.
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>>64293460
Her not being Kira freed her up for pic related, so I'm not mad about it.
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>>64293689
>implying Ro-anon started that argument
>implying the Deep Reddit 9 anon won that argument
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>>64293594
I think the younger actress(the one who appeared in most Voyager episodes) was cuter but the actress in First Contact was "sexier" if that makes sense.
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>>64293739

I always remember Ro as the whore who was fucking both the kid from Pulp Fiction and Kevin Spacy in "Swimming with Sharks"
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>>64293772
So I'm not the only one who enjoyed the Borg Queen's sweaty, cyborg sexiness then
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Do you guys think the 2017 Star Trek show will be any good?
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>>64293919
>executive producer: Alex Kurtzman

what do you think?
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>>64293689
that was my first post on the argument you fucktard. i just joined the thread.
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>>64293753
>you try to argue that Kira is more asspained
>it's pointed out that Ro was so asspained that she betrayed all her friends and became an anti-Federation terrorist
>you try to argue that Ro was more accomplished
>it's pointed out that Kira fought for her people (unlike Ro) and saved the entire galaxy (unlike Ro)
Yes, you lost.
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>>64293919
>Moore is working for the ennemy
>Piller is not on the bridge
>the Okudas are not aboard
>even Berman and Branon have missed the shuttle
I want to believe. I really do.
But since the only known member is responsible for JJ Trek being so shit...
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>>64293973
>>64294036

Well, fuck. I bet they'll even make it's message insufferable somehow.
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>>64293594
this bitch, susanna thompson. jesus christ what a looker.
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>>64294022
Regardless of semantics about what they did, you cannot seriously think Kira is less triggered/asspained than Ro unless you live in a mirror universe.
As I said, she was literally crying when she found a single Cardassian she thought might have committed atrocities. When he started baiting her with lines like
>What you call a genocide, I call a day's work
She was visibly ruined
This happens in virtually every episode dealing with Cardassians
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>It's a Ben Maxwell was right that the Cardassians were slimy bastards that couldn't be trusted, even Picard rips into that Gul at the end of the episode and says he'll be watching
>yet Maxwell still goes to Federation prison
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>>64294119

>you will never fuck the Borg Queen's torso.
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>>64293557
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>>64294190
>the ends justify the means

america pls go
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>>64293197
Coincidentally I watched both the Half in the Bag on Into Darkness and The Force Awakens yesterday
Fucking hacks
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>>64294119
Fun fact: Susanna Thompson, who plays the Queen in Voyager, also played the character who gets to have the lesbian scene with Dax.
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>tfw no mirror nana gf
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>>64294098
>it's a "not acknowledge the Eugenics Wars" episode
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>>64294182
How is becoming an anti-Federation terrorist not the unparalleled epitome of being asspained? In Duet, Kira uses her words to convince Sisko. In contrast, it's Ro who points phasers at her "friends" that she's betraying.

>This happens in virtually every episode dealing with Cardassians
What, like when she saved Cardassia? Oh, I guess you didn't finish watching.
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>>64294304
>it's a tuvok wears a durag episode
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>>64293042
>Just like how Stargate forgot the Furlings.

deep down you know that was a good thing
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>>64294363
>It's a Tupac episode
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>>64294375
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>>64294370
...they could have shown up without being furry.
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>>64278886
> giving a shit
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>>64294119

Pretty sure her name is Moira Queen
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>>64294235
o rly?
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>>64294304

Botany Bay in frame as intended.

Sleeper Ship Fuel can't melt cryogenically frozen augmented genetically enhanced super-soldiers.
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>>64294472

Shit forgot picture.
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>>64294304
>>64294472
Why don't the eugenic augments just use their Magic Blood to turn the EMH into a real boy?
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>>64294454
doesnt look hot with hair and skin tone and no tubes sticking out her head
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>>64294270
eh, don't care much for her. she fucked sisko. which was in Avery Brooks' contact by the way. his character had to fuck at least a quarter of the women on the show. Kira, Dax, Transport captain lady. guy was full of himself.
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>sitting in Quark's bar
>this guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?
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What's wrong with this?
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>>64294623
I'll tell Odo. He'll have to believe me. It has happened! I watched it happen! I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!
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>>64294375
>Garrett Wang remembered that when he first met Russ, he joked that Tuvok was one letter away from resembling the name Tupac, to which he responded, "Rap music is the reason for the fall of Western civilization."
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>>64293772
no it does not make sense. this bitch looks like a granny.
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>>64294633
Doctor Tumblr
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At least voyager managed to get their child actor casting right. This guy was actually pretty cool. Even Naomi Wildman was too qt to hate.
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>>64294603
>which was in Avery Brooks' contact by the way
i want to believe, but i cant.
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>>64294707
>tfw the Borg cunny left after only half a season
>>64294733
The person who keeps posting that Brooks injected THC into his bloodstream before shooting should take a dime from you
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This is why you don't get married too young, kids.
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>>64294778
>Drugs are bad! No upstanding citizen like a Starfleet Captain would ever use drugs!
Okay.
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>>64294806
not sure what you're implying but she looks pretty good to me
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>>64294806
But she looks great for her age. She's older than Carrie Fisher.
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>>64294778
:333333333
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>>64294707
>grows up to be a semon demon fronting some alt band.
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DS9 is the one that became more relevant after it aired.

Especially with all the moral ambiguity.
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>>64294893
you just know they fucked
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>>64295022
This is the real scandal that got Obama elected
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>>64276402
>not accepting JJ Trek as the only canon
Stop living in the past, grandpas.
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>>64294952
"No."
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>>64278149
Could someone please make a smug pepe riker with feels picard on the bridge with pepes foot up on the console and dick out?
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>>64294806
Those fat tits though. Unf.
Fat milf tits are amazing.
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>>64295250
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>>64295198
i'm not at work otherwise i'd post her 4 lb. muff. i keep getting my work IP banned.
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>>64295291
she got and then got rid of implants after the show.
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>>64295454
holy shit
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>>64295454
>>64295492
there was a period in time when she hotted right the fuck up.
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Here's what Marina "Deanna Troi" Sirtis looks like as of 2015.
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>>64294806
I would love to be married to that.
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>>64295635
Yeh I know. She hagged her shit up.
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>>64292865
>Earth: Final Conflict memes
impossible

for there to be a meme, someone has to watch the show first
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>>64292865
Frelling toasters
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>>64294778
>not injecting marijuanic cannabinoids
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>>64290598
i remember watching that scene when I was a kid

and thinking "where's the door in that room? or did they just put mirrors at either end of a hallway?"
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I finished ds9.

I'm beside myself /tv/.

I don't know what to feel anymore.

I guess I'll go read a book or something?
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better
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>"[bullshit]on particles"
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>>64295810
>mixing franchises
A daring synthesis!
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>>64295838
Start it over again
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>>64295838
You can go read a book that was written by Garak.
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>>64295837
thats because you were undoubtedly gay
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>>64276402
New Trekfag again, I never asked for this feel.
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>>64295969
Inferior TNGMainCastfu
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>>64295635
>>64294806
ITT a bunch of kids discover aging for the first time

At least Marina Sirtis just got old. That's better than gaining 10 pounds of hot pocket weight each year until your doctor puts you on Lipitor. You should be so lucky as to lock down some pussy before that happens. Trust me; I'm you from the future.
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>>64296066
Everybody ages, but some people age differently.

Nana Visitor is 2 years younger than Marina Sirtis but looks 20x better.

Just pointing out that your waifu a shit, 2bh.
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>>64296248
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