Thoughts on Sam Hyde and his short films?
>>64254428
He's a really funny guy, some of his views are pretty stupid but whenever he's just critiquing culture itself he's on point.
Can't wait for world peace
Have you seen his short "Mom's"?
If not, please get briefly acquainted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
A year ot two ago I had some coworkers over for drinks. They were already pretty tired, having started drinking much sooner than myself. I showed them my house for...some reason. I gave them a tour, you see. I was living at home with one parent.
Eventually after showing them various creepy parts of my house, because I was really, truly drunk and energetic and completely oblivious to the weird, creepy shit I kept doing, I suggested we sit down for a youtube video.
So I put on Moms. For a single a mother and a few 17 year olds. And I let it ride for like eight fucking minutes because becoming extremely uncomfortable myself and turning it off.
I apologized, but everyone very quickly found an excuse to leave.
I was fired about a month later.
>>64254776
SHUT THE FUCK UP
like that one, college cunts is good, ideas man, utopia on christmas was alright. original triggering standup was funny
Go to bed sam
He's great. I can watch An Inconvenient Anime like a billion times and lose my shit at it.
>We looked at the data...
>a REAL paradigm shift going on
a majority of his shorts are honestly not funny. a lot of time, effort, and money goes into them too, i don't understand why he and his friends actually try to make them funny rather than shoving some dumb point down our throats?
i guess he's making "art"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlRtGqFODc&index=53&list=PL0CAF60AA5AB0BEA0
Not funny in the slightest. Only the edgiest of edgelord 14 year olds from /pol/ enjoy his garbage.
i remember watching his TED talk and going bananas simply because he just fucking did it
the concept blew my fucking mind
haven't watched much else tho
>you will never fuck a redpilled qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR1C9Akx-K0
>>64256263
>a lot of time, effort, and money goes into them too
>money
What? Where does it go
>>64256263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ErsO78rYa8
>you will never stay at case del hyde
>>64256490
what the fuck is this?
>>64256490
She's fucking horrid
Watching him turn into an altright shitheel has been painful
>>64256575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-30PfYD2Ug
my waifu
I really want to like Sam Hyde, but he's just not that great. Most of his stuff is brutally overlong. It'll be good for like 2 minutes and then go on for another 10 without really developing.
I'm not sure what to think of him. MDE's almost always had this aura of quasi right wing politics around it and part of that seems to add to the absurdity of it all but he's been been doing a lot of stuff lately that makes me think he's becoming a bit of a white nationalist. That Yale video they did recently was a big unfunny mess and some of their more clever moments this year aren't really redeeming the whole thing for me.
>>64254776
>currently watching that video
Holy shit, man. Drunk or not what the fuck could you have possibly been thinking?
>>64256952
are you serious?
>>64257045
about the white nationalist stuff? yes. That guys he's doing the salute with has a big ass swastika tattooed on his chest. That alone doesn't seal the deal I know but combined with all the other shit he says it at least makes you start to think.
>>64254525
Go home Sam.
>>64256952
I only found MDE a few months ago, but I thought for the most part their shtick was shitting on liberal pussies. It makes sense that the videos would adopt white nationalist stuff when race has become a major point of contention, thus it's a soft spot for him to attack.
>>64257227
i should add, mostly for Sam's standup stuff
>>64256952
MDE has always been right-wing libertarian/reactionary leaning. You will find that despite Fascists being ultra-totalitarians, Libertarians and Fascists/reactionaries tend to hang out in the same circles.
Also yes, being good friends with Weev is not a good look.
Seems like Sam's got complacent and just films whatever pops into his head now and that Nick has moved on with his life
>>64256952
Weev is actually funnier than Sam. Not that Sam ever set the bar very high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlN_Yq2qcK0
>>64254428
Confirmation that most of /tv/ cares more about comedians than actual comedy. Friend simulator fags should just go watch game grumps.
>>64257227
I feel like at the heart of MDE is a deep hatred for the type of person Sam knew when he went to art school and a big ass superiority complex.
the fuck happened to him, he used to make actual funny content back when he was ripping on tim and eric
now he just does redpill shit all the time. I mean some of it is funny but the majority is just shock humor. guys did you know the media is controlled by jews? Did you know black people commit the most crimes? woaaaaaaaaaah bet i shocked a buncha liberals with that one!
I think officer maggot was the tipping point and the last good thing sam did. It really does highlight the point when sam's commentary became more important than entertaining people or comedy.
>>64257430
that seems very possible
who hurt you sam?
>>64254776
god i want to fuck that mexican lady
His stand up comedy is terrible but his videos are good, I miss those videos he made years ago when he was unemployed and living with him mom
>>64257481
he probably met some artsy "spirtual" girl who spoke in platitudes who gave him the best pussy he ever had then decided to leave one day and sammy boy's been sour ever since
I dont find his iphone videos about "hurr muh fight club mentality hurrr" but I like his standup and MDE shit is pretty funny
>>64256721
>Watching him turn into
From what? you preferred it when he was some tard talking half baked existentialism into an iphone? faggot
>>64257714
better than watching him shock humor his way across the country making 5 minute videos directed by Andrew Ruse with not one memorable line
>>64257196
his swastika tat is fucking sick though
>>64257752
Not really, sorry you're an idiot
>>64257714
>>64257714
>you preferred it when he was some tard talking half baked existentialism into an iphone? faggot
not him but yes? It was funny in his gamer video when he got all existential.
depressing and too meta or esoteric for my understanding
this is what post-modernism does to people
pretty funny. shame about his autstic fanbase.
>>64257878
fuck off sam. Go to a college and hold a le troll seminar on why college is a waste of time in hopes of making everyone uncomfortable
>>64257964
autists are weird and annoying people in general.
>>64257476
it's a parody of redpilling you idiot
When is he going to play Putin in the inevitable biopic and win critical acclaim for his performance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrlTMvirVo
>>64258050
>it's a parody
up for debate
>>64257964
The youtube comments are clearly full of 14 year olds with limited exposure to comedy outside of some hokey tv sitcom.
>These guys just GET comedy! More so than anyone I've ever seen!
>>64258050
what makes it parody? A smug tone?
That tone could just as easily be smug self satisfaction
also why pitch a parody of redpilling to liberals and bleeding hearts? Why not present your "pardoy" of redpilling to stormfronters? Wouldn't that make the most sense?
Hyde is a /pol/ shill and genuinely thinks he's redpilling liberals
and in many ways and in many venues, he is and has, but that doesn't make his content any more entertaining or comedic.
>>64256327
this
>>64258050
You really need to stop with this deluded shit.
>>64256952
sam could actually kill me really vast if he wante too since im so smaller to him than he is to me
His whole routine is literally 4chan memes. He should credit 4chan in his videos.
>>64258209
being big does not equal knowing how to fight
>>64254428
I always thought this was the guy who did those Kickass flicks until I googled 'Sam Hyde' a few seconds ago...
>>64258209
He looks like my nan if she had needed an operation to become my nan.
>>64254428
Funniest man alive
SAM HYDE
SUCKED A TRANNY'S DICK
AND THEN WHEN THE TRANNY DECIDED SAM WAS A FUCKING WEIRDO, HE LEFT AND SAM BEGGED HIM TO COME BACK SO HE COULD SICK HIS DICK MORE
THIS IS NOT BAIT
THIS IS 100000% TRUE
Do you think he prefers fucking underage girls or getting fucked by trannys?
>>64258355
Don't forget the time he got BTFO by Bronies. Now that is embarrassing.
>>64258355
Just because your not outgoing enough to get tranny dick, loser
>>64254776
i coom to barb every time
>>64258385
Pretty funny considering Sam seems to really like playing up how repulsive he finds gays.
I was at an Olive Garden 5 months ago, and I heard someone yell SAM HYDE IS A FAGGOT. I looked over and Sam Hyde was with 2 other guys by the door, looked like he was leaving. Sam looked over at the table where the guy yelled, and the guy yelled agin YOU'RE A FAGGOT. Sam just looked at him for 10 seconds, and then left. It was like he didn't have any witty comeback for the guy.
lol
>>64258385
not sure if i buy it
>>64258385
i think he likes charls(but then again who doenst)
>>64258521
>I was at an Olive Garden
The meals come frozen and take 1 week to thaw out, even the breadsticks. Thought you should know why it's so cheap.
t. former employee
>>64258541
I'm not even a super homophobe like most people here, but drag queens are the most terrifying looking people.
funny, but he has only one joke
>>64254776
That's not his short, its Andrew and Kurush's short.
It wasn't direct or made by Sam or anyone else in MDE.
His Utopia vid literately had ZERO jokes in it, talking in a silly voice and repeating 'brother' over and over is not comedy
what the fuck happened to MDE
>>64258050
He appeared on Gavin McInnes' show
>>64254428
He has to be projecting whenever he goes into a lot of rants on the type of people he despises?
Some of it is just insanely specific, see your dad 2, that "modern male" image...
>>64256529
They made a couple decent quality skits.
And also rented a studio it seems for the TV show skit they did.
Idk where the fuck they get the money though considering Sam clearly isn't rich, must be the autism bux.
>>64258624
You're right. Those are just Sam and Nick lookalikes that are speaking for 100% of the runtime and providing literally all of the humor.
>>64258355
All great artists have their strange sexual quirks
>>64258385
>tfw I know his ex-gf
He's into underage girls.
I grew up in the same town in CT, I know Ruse and Bakhtiari better though.
>>64258589
its like you are a homo or something man
>>64254428
>Thoughts on Sam Hyde
he looks like blonde Adam Driver
>>64258794
tell me about Andrew, does he like working with Sam?
>>64258722
Staring in someone else's film doesn't make you the creator you dumb shit.
>>64257896
Then you're a loser and an idiot, not sure what else to tell you except maybe kill yourself
>>64258011
not sam
>>64258589
this is true, the extreme sexual deviancy is also scary
>>64254428
Meme e-celeb.
>>64258839
holy shit, bring down your autism. nobody gives a fuck who came up with the concept. if someone is starring in a movie, it's allowed to be called theirs in fucking casual conversation. just fuck off, kurush/andrew
Which is the best MDE video and why is it Tissue BOx .episode one?
I nominate Tissue Box ep.1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PjaKZHueP8
>>64258831
Andrew and Kurush go to Uni in Atlanta, but they make videos whenever he's up here.
I'd assume they like eachother, but Sam is actually racist. His ex-gf told me he was really racist, but I didn't actually talk to him in high school so I didn't believe it.
I doubt Andrews going to like being around Sam anymore with his new videos and all that considering Andrews best friend is non-white.
Could Sam hold a job anywhere except McDonalds after all the mde vids?
>>64258989
Do you think sam would chokeslam karoo if they were alone in a room or suck is penis fuckiing suck is god damn cock
>>64259025
the new vid says he lost a freelance job after all the shooting allegation trolls
he seems like a funny guy to hang out with but i wouldnt want to be him but i appreciate his balls to make all of this crazy shit which would alienate most people if they saw it. I have a mild panic attack seeing all the stupid shit I posted on facebook in 2009, I couldn't imagine the paranoia I'd have around everyone if I made so many ridiculous youtube videos
He has some genuinely funny stuff, but a majority of it is shit.
Tyler is his best character btw
>>64258989
>but Sam is actually racist.
lol
>His ex-gf told me
lol
>i dont think kurush or andrew want to be around racist sam
LOL
Man of the Hour is a surrealist masterpiece.
Moms is god tier, Paradigm Shift 2070 is pretty funny but goes on too long. Everything else I've seen by him was not funny and basically unwatchable.
>>64259152
Do i have to log in or some shit ?
screenshot i cant be bothered to make an account.
>>64259152
>any context to this?
Underage girls are extremely attractive
>>64254776
Jesus, this is pure autism. And they're like trying to hold back from laughing.
>>64259025
he went to Rhode Island School of Design and got some shitty art degree, he was literary the type of person he rants and raves about in his last vid
so no
>>64259147
Again, I don't know Sam other than having seen him in High School.
But considering his recent videos, and being told that he's racist which I honestly didn't care about or believe I wouldn't be surprised if he is.
And I'm just saying that I don't think Andrew would want to spend lots of time with someone who would hate his best friend that he went as far as to pick the same school in buttfuck Georgia just so they could be together in college.
Just got the ultimo bowl cut
>>64259176
nvm i can't get it to work. tumblr is all fucked up. sam hyde just hitting on underage girls on fb apparently
>>64259110
That's what's great about Sam tho. I don't know what's wrong with him but he's just so confident and fearless. Like he's putting all his chips on the table. I get the feeling from that Rutgers video that he actually is pretty hopeless about the future. I don't blame him.
>>64259025
Yeah, absolutely, freelancing with only samples of his work under a different name, or he could just bank on clients not caring/not searching him up.
If you watch enough of his vids you'll see the editing and design talent, plus he seems to successfully mine various cuckcoins and shill his patreon, so he'd make a living.
>>64259343
>>64259391
what a fucking freak.
he sould like get killed by ISIS or something.
>>64258385
A mentally sound and proud member of the LGBT community fabricating something like this? Impossible.
>>64259148
People like you worship Evangelion for being deep.
>>64259268
why the fuck would sam hate kurush
he's made vids with him and shit
plus being racist isn't "i automatically hate non-whites for no reason" so it's not like he'd just suddenly hate kurush. If he started saying "black lives matter hands up don't shoot" then sure
Besides kurush is like indian or something and they both know what sams like
>>64259410
yeah it definitely takes balls to do standup but hes going all out doing really abrasive shit. maybe the reason why he hates weed is that it makes him think about all the fucked up shit hes said on camera.
>>64259622
>he hates weed
sauce
>>64259705
many videos ranging from making fun of weed to outright telling the audience not to smoke it.
>>64259622
There's a million reasons to hate weed. The forced phony introspection only being one. In my experience weed doesn't make you "take a good look" at yourself. It makes you really insecure and nervous. I've never learned any greater truths about myself on weed.
>>64258762
I guess but it makes his redpilling seem hypocritical when he's a fucking degenerate himself
>>64256490
>yfw you realize that sam raped this girl
>>64259705
he just says not to smoke it cause it fucks with your motivations and shit. basically, smoke weed and you'll end up as a 30+ year old part time graphic designer trying to make it big on youtube. nah he has a point though
>>64256753
I used to watch her videos before I really got into MDE. It's depressing learning just how much of her persona she straight up ripped off from them.
>>64259849
Dude if you think Sam is some anti-degenerate role model you're a fool. He's the epitome of a degenerate. Self aware maybe but still.
>>64259892
top kek
>>64259897
>basically, smoke weed and you'll end up as a 30+ year old part time graphic designer trying to make it big on youtube
Sam Hyde B T F O
>>64259967
Is that what he went to the Rhode Island school of design for? Fucking graphic design? LOL
>>64259622
Weed is the same tier as alcohol, that's what Sam is expressing. He read a lot of self-help masculinity shit coupled with Evola and somehow drew this out. The problem with weed is the culture, but this has been discussed to death.
It's not real introspection, it's just Marijuana Thinking, can you think yourself out of the maze before you get hungry and forget? There's nothing profound about that shit, and most daily smokers are boring addicts, who despite watching a bunch of socialist videos on youtube while overeating and thinking about society, haven't thought about how they CAN'T go a day without it unless they're forced to. I only know precisely one guy who can handle itl, and a lot of dumb losers going nowhere. Still, I'm happy to get blazed with my friends every so often, but weed has such a deeply retarded culture surrounding it.
>>64259826
Whom ever told you that you'd see god when on weed was probably not very experienced with it.
The few times I smoked weed with my friends I got somewhat anxious and started to notice things like my breathing and the wetness/dryness of my eyes.
This would go away after a while and then I would be calm.
The few times I split after smoking weed and went home I found way more relaxing.
Didn't have to worry if I looked strange or if I would accidentally flip over a table or smash some glasses.
It did however, unlike your experience help me hold and focus on specific thoughts more.
Chords and notes came more naturally when I played guitar as well.
That is my experience with it.
I didn't change completely(its not LSD after all) but it gave me a nice mellow buzz that made introspection easier than without it.
>>64260132
>its not LSD after all
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>64260132
I do the same thing, I take big hits and hold it in and feel nothing. However when I eat edibles I get ridiculously, outrageously high. You can even make edibles easily out of regular weed with crackers, peanut butter and an oven. they're called 'firecrackers'
>>64260132
Yeah sounds similar to my experiences with it. Made me really irritable and anxious around friends but when I'd go home and just chill in my room I'd be cool. Kind of dumb tho. Why would I want to get involved with some drug that makes me not want to be around people and makes being alone really awesome. I'm already introverted. It also makes me feel really drained after the high wears off. Like my brain was a sponge that got squeezed dry
>>64260288
I think people have gotten that kind of post LSD thing were they see shit don't they?
Not sure about ego death though.
IF YOU LEAVE WE WON'T HAVE ANY MIXED RACE COUPLES LEFT
>>64260117
I know one guy who's really into weed. Basically everything he does in life is so that he can sit around, smoke weed, and watch tv/play vidya. From an outside view it looks pretty boring and pointless
>>64258982
this is some wannabe heidecker garbage
>>64257430
>>64257622
I'd like to see him do a video about that girk, this one about how much a failure he is, is good enough tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
>>64259164
don't think anything is better than paradigm or his brooklyn fashion videos but then again i live in SF now and both of those destroy the tech and hipster millennial bullshit
>>64258541
charls is a sex god
>>64254428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWHsi1VMxI
probs my favorite by sam
>>64254776
>moms
way too out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgT4sjRiLAY
This one fucking kills at parties/drunk group youtube
>>64258625
"I see you are enjoying your physicality, brother!"
*praises ipad*
>>64260645
>>64260645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI
I liked him until I found out hes a pedo and likes to fuck transexuals
>>64260402
And what? There are people that do that same exact thing but with alcohol.
Sam is just a vile, wicked, shell of a person. He should be probably be stoned to death. I'm sure he'd agree with me
>>64260715
>There are people that do that same exact thing but with alcohol.
Does that make it alright?
>>64256952
Their Rutgers talk was fucking GOAT
>fake celebrity quotes that were really quotes from Julius Evola
>the triggered qt he kept flirting with
>Art students/Graphic designers getting absolutely demolished
>slipping in clips from "With Open Gates"
>That montage of Romantic art while Wagner plays
I've been following them since 2013 and can honestly say they are not funny at all. I initially thought they were but only realized that their subversiveness is what made me think that. I guess I just enjoy people trolling IRL and assumed MDE was some sort of RL trolling group.
>>64260827
theyll troll u
>>64258625
why does it have to have one liners for you? i enjoyed it.
Nick Land for babbies
>>64256327
>>64256952
>>64257476
>>64258138
reddit please get the fuck off my board
>9/11, September 11th; and we're going to use some reverence here and not be silly about it: look at what they accomplished with no weapons and just eleven guys who didn't even speak English. And that proves that sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas.
>>64258418
You mean how they reported him to the FBI and nothing happened?
>>64259901
I think the appeal is just in how strange it is. It's shocking enough to your average dude when MDE does the stuff they do, it's even more shocking when a girl who looks like a child does it.
>>64259205
Im pretty sure the whole point is that they were just playing with the "mom" actresses so thats why they weren't acting seriously
>>64254428
He's terrible. Why do you keep making threads about him?
His shit is hit and miss, but his TED talk was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Maybe even THE funniest.
>so we looked at the data
>we're just gonna KILL EM
>we were teaching african kids how to program javascript
His recent talk at Rutgers also had some golden moments
>Her last name is hyphenated so you know her mom's a cunt
>>64262174
That's not funny at all, idiot.
Daily reminder Sam Hyde banged one of /lgbt/'s most famous tranny tripfags.
>>64262241
t. John Walton-Yates
>>64262241
Alright m8 :^)
>>64262174
>"...and they're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it and...it shouldn't be that way."
>>64262241
>>64262174
>Her last name is hyphenated so you know her mom's a cunt
I laughed so hard at that and im gonna steal it.
>>64262278
well got any pics?
>>64262241
cry more tumblr
>>64262241
Is this problematic for you, sweety?
Hey, Sam here.
Did you guys like Georgio?
>>64263243
Yeah, I think it's an interesting idea.
>>64263258
What about his catchphrases?
Do you prefer "bow down bitches" or "ha ha, every time?"
>>64263283
The second one for sure.
>>64263296
Thanks for your honesty.
I hope it works out with DC.
>>64262174
>>we're just gonna KILL EM
holy fuck I just watched his talk and it was so worth it
>>64262354
>>64259892
I honestly can't imagine any of the shit about Rocco is true at all. I think she's lying about having anything to do with Rocco. I just wrote the same sentence twice.
>>64263482
>you wouldn't
>>64264086
even if it is I honestly don't give a fuck. In fact I probably like him more
I like him when he's funny.
Moms stinks though. He's humiliating a bunch of old broads and hiding behind this detached white guy schtick like it's all meant to be ironic.
It's just not making me laugh.
>>64263482
>>64262354
>>64262278
damn, time to start lurking /lgbt/
>>64264205
It sounds so unlike him, though. It reads like a chick trying to stir more controversy. I mean we have proof that Sam is fucked but this totally doesn't sound like Rocco, or even someone with that much knowledge of how Rocco is. Guess I don't know. If it did happen then it's not like it's a fucked up that happened so it doesn't matter. I definitely don't think he's selfish or a liar though. I guess I'm saying DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ROCCO OR I WILL FUCKIN GUT YOU.
>>64264174
I would but i don't pretend to be /pol/'s hero while sucking feminine dick.
>>64263283
'Bow down, BITCHES' has a nice ring to it and would set Georgio apart from the crowd.
>>64264360
gay dude here; there are no "famous trannys" on /lgbt/.
Everyone hates the trans shitposters. They have no place in /lgb/ and the lesbians even hate the trans. They hijack everything and they aren't even homos.lesbians are just as bad, except they are all just bitter cunts
>>64264469
you shouldnt have idols man
yahurrrmeh
>>64259892
It's always a really weird feeling when I see image compilations like this and conspiracy theories about whether or not Sam Hyde is having/has had sex with my ex-girlfriend. I'm talking about Ashley, not the Charlotte girl. I was a fan of Sam Hyde before I met her, so it's funny to me. I was watching one of his streams once when somebody asked him whether or not they're fucking and he said he has never talked to her. What an odd ass feeling.
Anyway, it's not true. "Ashley" isn't 18.
>>64254428
That long two hour thing he did recently at some university to trigger some people was funny as fuck.
>>64264920
Hey fag, which of the following are considered the most despicable on /lgbt/. Genuinely curious.
>Lesbians
>Bisexuals
>MTF Transexuals
>"Trans Lesbians"
>FTM Transexuals
>Traps/Transvestites/Crossdressers
I assume gay dudes are considered master race bro-tier.
>>64265621
Luke?
>>64265697
The other one.
>>64259444
>>64259892
>People surprised the hyper ironic manchild has to manipulate teenagers into having sex with him
Sam's just a hollow person. Tim and Eric coat themselves in irony but at their core are genuine and good people so it doesnt seem like the huge cry for attention that is MDE. Except Charls i love that little fuck.
>>64256490
she looks like a little boy
Who the fuck is Sam? He seems like someone with real personal problems, I keep waiting to see him throw off the character and have a self-aware laugh but it always feels like I'm just looking at the surface of something somewhat depressing.
>>64258982
did that black guy steal his idea for his show from this?
>>64260879
eat my cock faggot
>>64265621
ashley is your ex girlfriend?
>>64260645
>The third morning
>...
>De tird mo'neeng
>>64257964
Hopefully his Autistic Thomas character gains some traction and alienates the autists
https://youtu.be/ogceKI777Mc?t=1570
>>64265621
>I was watching one of his streams once when somebody asked him whether or not they're fucking and he said he has never talked to her.
yeah I believe that
I think he's fucking hilarious and have talked to him in PM before about editing. But I think he'd probably be a jerkoff IRL.
>>64266670
That he said that, or that he meant it? I could probably find the clip if you don't believe he said it.
>>64263243
Georgio for President
BRING Me, the BAT!
>>64266705
no ive seen the clip
i mean that he meant it
HEY GUYS I HEARD A RUMOR ON THE INTERNET THAT SAM TRICKED A 17 YEAR OLD CHILD INTO FUCKING HIM BY BEING FUNNY AND BLOWING SMOKE UP HER ASS
>>64254525
>some of his views are pretty stupid
Such as?
>>64266644
Yeah, we dated for a little bit and broke up. Haven't really spoken to her in a while. If you followed the whole Ashley thing as it happened you probably know who I am.
>>64266747
I don't see why he'd lie. Either way the rumor is amusing but silly.
>>64266840
>her
Ashley has a dick dude
>>64266840
no i have no idea who you are. did she break up with you and why?
>>64266857
Can confirm she does not. She doesn't really look boyish anymore though, she's grown her hair out since we broke up.Shame.
>>64266899
She broke up with me. She was stressed from a lot of things, I never really got an answer as to why. Honeymoon period ended I guess. We never fought or anything, so it's not like I have bad memories or regrets.
>>64266970
damn that sucks man
shes really cute
how old is she?
>>64267016
Yeah, she was a real keeper. Don't know how I'll ever find somebody who can top her. Really cute personality too. She was just a nice person.
As for age she's17 now, was 16 when we broke up. I think the age difference between us was a major point of stress for her. I'm 21.
>>64259935
>>64259892
>>64259705
>>64259343
>>64259391
>tfw I am literally Sam Hyde but not even an eceleb so more of a loser
>>64267333
kill urself senpai, also nice trips
>>64267350
shit, even Sam Hyde has friends
I have literally nobody
>>64267412
You've got me, anon.
>>64267461
n-no I don't
I'm a 27 year old failure who is basically a pariah in every social circle I've ever been a part of
all I have is fucking youtube and 4chan and this horrible, blank room with musical instruments I haven't touched in months and a computer I spend every free moment sitting at
>>64267506
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=helium+tank+rental
>>64267526
somehow I would still rather cling to life as long as I possibly can
I've been in shape before, had girlfriends and fuck friends before... used to have somewhere to go every weekend.
but I lost it all.
>>64267155
damn well thanks for sharing seriously sorry i can only imagine the pain
>>64267526
How is he going to return the rental if he's dead
Fucking retard
Rutgers > TED talk > Officer Maggot skit > Rant about Gays in Hipster Comedy Club > Inconvenient Anime
I can't get over how great the Rutgers one is though. The audience really makes it.
>>64264086
she's in a Mega64 video or maybe Rocco's channel, "kickstarter parody" or something
>>64267642
Shit happens, no regrets. There is always tomorrow. She's an amazing girl, and I have a lot of respect for her. I wish things could have turned out better for us, but I'm not one to pursue ex-girlfriends. We had our thing, she ended it, and now it's gone for good. All I've got are the memories.
There's always someone else out there, for me and her. Until then, life is good.
Whatever she's doing right now I just hope she's happy.
>spend hours browsing the 3000+ favorite videos on his private channel
>half are 30 second car-burnout and pre-teen clothing vlogs wherein he comments "you're fucking ugly cunt/ jesus christ / can't wait to see you in 30 years"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0
his best video to date
>>64267960
did u take any naked picz of her`?
>>64267960
Luke ?
>>64267506
There are people out there like you waiting for you to show up and be their friend. I know it's hard to believe but it's true. I have met thousands of assholes and have come to the same conclusion that there was no hope for me before. But there is hope, anon. Find your real family.
he's actually a decent actor
>>64256334
It's TEDx not actual TED. Any fucking retard can talk for TEDx
>>64257476
he went full /pol/
He is the perfect embodiment of /pol/
>>64254428
who? looks too ugly to be in show business. unless he has family or other connections.
>>64268232
What's his private channel?
>>64268232
What this guy said >>64269782
>>64269782
>>64270134
alienmode
>>64269782
alienmode. its where he originally posted MDE videos till around 2011 or so.
>>64270234
Just link
>>64254428
God damn master.
>>64254428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ
best work
>>64270265
>youtube
>search alienmode
>first result
fag
>>64271400
>alienmode
>3000+
>only two videos
Kill yourself desu
>>64258385
I'd fuck that tranny too.
>>64258831
tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>64271390
>neutral milk hotel
top kek
>>64256952
whats wrong with white nationalist?
not liberal enough to learn about different ideals.
>>64254428
Tryhard attention whoring faggot, one of those idiots who thinks he's smart by regurgitating conspiracy theory propaganda for other socially retarded losers.
>>64272408
>>64272426
Sorry you can't take criticism, Sam. Too bad we're not on the MDE subreddit, you could just ban me then.
>>64258934
Carrie Fisher's Star Wars: A New Hope
>>64272540
Tell us more about the conspiracy theory propaganda that sam peddles
>>64267948
Idk, I feel an inconvenient anime had the best jokes behind the Ted Talk, but then again he was only speaking to like 3 people rather than an entire crowd so it doesn't have the same effect.
>>64272408
>tall poppy syndrome
>>64273046
Ah, you got me. I get really envious of greasy mama's boys with autistic fanbases.
>>64272580
This is perfectly acceptable usage when we want to discuss the merits of Carrie Fisher's contribution to the movie
>>64257674
they're pretty easy to find
>>64273226
Apparently so, it's driven you to angrily shitpost here like anyone gives a fuck
>>64273457
OP said:
>Thoughts on Sam Hyde and his short films?
And so I gave my honest opinion. It's not my problem if some little faggot dick-rider got all offended by it.
What happened to Nick? He was my favourite, Also I cant stand Charles
