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Why is nobody buying his toys? Every store is overstocked with them while all the other characters are sold out.
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We're just not that into toys, OP.
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all racism aside, nobody has any reason to buy his toy

Before the movie, every boy wants a guy in cool armor and every girl wants a girl toy (rey).

After the movie, nobody wants a toy of the bumbling, stupid comic relief coward character.
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white and blacks prefer white dolls
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>>64238232
There's a Tracey Morgan action figure?
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>>64238782
Not only that, but Finn just isn't cool in any way. At least Lando and Mace Windu had charisma.
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>>64238829
I don't think people bought Mace Windu and Lando figurines tho.
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obviously people are extremely racist. We must import 10s of millions more Africans and Middle Easterners into the first world to defeat racism.
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>>64238232
Is this from the Planet of The Apes collection?
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of course /tv/ cares about fucking toys now

fucking crossposters bringing genuine manchildren
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>>64238232
What character would you buy a toy of?
The villain with a cool looking helmet and huge sword?
The girl who keeps kicking every ass on her way?
The cool pilot who blows up a whole planet full of villains?
Or the guy who follows them for some reasons and never does anything noteworthy?
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>>64238829
Finn has more real charisma than either of them, he's presented in a much more down-to-earth way
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>>64238829
Charisma was one of the first casualties of the prequels.
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>>64238818
Imagine fucking tracy morgan as finn in the next movie

It would be the best fucking film ever made
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black toys are shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2gX119IZiU
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>>64239049
>charisma on screen means "down to earth"
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Because Finn's outfit is fucking boring. It does not define "Hero" or "Villain". He just looks like a guy in a jacket.
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>>64238782
Because of institutionalized racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM
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>>64239179
That's not what I mean. He's much more likable than tryhard smooth operator Lando, and wooden superjedi Mace.
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>>64239232
>children
>institutionalized

pick 1
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>>64238232
I can't wait for the company overhaul when Disney realizes that SJW doesn't sell merchandise. Heads are gonna roll.
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At least Rey merch sells.
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>>64239240
He might be more relatable as someone with more typical flaws and reactions than a super Jedi or James Bond, etc., but that doesn't necessarily make him more likable or charismatic.
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>>64238232
>Why is nobody buying his toys?

What evidence of this do you have aside from one photo of an overstocked shelf?
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>>64238829
>Mace Windu
>charisma

can't say I agree with you there, anon
Samuel L or no, Mace was chained down with the same clunky dialog as everyone else that prevented a lot of charisma coming through
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>>64238889
I had a couple of Mace figures. But it was less about having a Mace Windu and more "Jedi Samuel L. Jackson."
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>>64239240
You're seriously telling me Finn is better than Lando "Ladies Man" Calrissian?!
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>>64239366
Not him. But I check out the Star Wars merchandise every time I go to Target (I grocery shop there, so at least once a week) and they ALWAYS have Finn in stock.
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>>64239240
sorry but kids dont like your self insert
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>>64239453
Fuck yeah he is. Lando is like a kids idea of how """ladies men""" act.
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>>64238232
Whenever I search for Finn toys I get adventure time. Diversity colorblind casting BTFO.
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>>64239475
You seem to lead an interesting life.

Regardless, anecdotal evidence from occasional sightings at a local Target aren't really indicative of anything other than you are spending too much time fixated on toys.
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How many toystores have you been to, OP?
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>>64239232

>institutionalized

because of what ?
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>>64239642
>/pol/ cross poster
Stay on your board neckbear
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>>64239156

>you post with these 13 year olds
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>>64239240
>>64239453
>>64239589
yeah, lando was acting weird like that cause he had boba fett, vader, and a whole fuckton of stormtroopers waiting in the back room to fuck up his friend that he hadn't seen in years.
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>>64239604
>>64239475
Rekt
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I went to different stores looking for Kylo Ren toys but the mutherfucker's sold out everywhere. FML

Not really interested in Finn idk why
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>>64239156
>uncle seth
lmao
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White people are weird about buying dolls that aren't white.
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>>64239260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srLbSGYhAII
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>>64239668
Through white supremacist cultural programming that pervades their lives via the media, education or legal system, black bodies are taught to self-hate
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>>64239898

>There are people who unironically believe that

Blacks built their own image and if they want to change it, all they have to do is to change their image.
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>>64239156
Holy fuck. The people who uploaded that must be completely horrified by those comments
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>>64239984

Thats what jews did, why black people cant do it without forcing people to get an ethnic quota ?
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>>64238232

He didn't really get to have that many cool moments. He saved Poe in the beginning, he fights a stormtrooper with a lightsaber near the middle, and then later on he tries to fight Ben and loses. That's about it. The rest of the action is centered around Poe or Rey.
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---> /toy/
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>>64240102
>He didn't really get to have that many cool moments
Why would he? He's the Jar Jar Binks of this trilogy
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>>64238743
how was he a coward? i agree about the other traits tho
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>>64239898
Uh....no.

Dark skinned people, like blacks, Indians, Arabs, Latino's, etc, all show a bias in favor of light skin within their own ethnic groups. Lighter colored skin is considered to be more attractive in EVERY dark skinned ethnic group, not just U.S. blacks.

The "white supremacist" bogeyman is only valid for white liberals that have never actually interacted with dark skinned cultures, and heard them mock each other for being dark / light skinned.
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>>64241038

I gotta disagree, that is bullshit, the only part of truth is that tanned people were considered as peasants because of outside work, anyway today that doesnt mean anything and tanned people are better seen than pale people.

But black people have to build their own entertainment industries, thats what they try to do with "black" shows like empire, but they have to push further if they want things to really change.
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>>64238743
Exactly, a lot of kids I knew loved Boba Fett even if they never had seen Star Wars. Kids just want cool\fun toys.
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>>64241226
>empire
>black show
pick one sir. It's a gay show masquerading as a black show.
> black people have to build their own entertainment industries
Google Nollywood/Ghallywood
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Because Kylo has the helmet that screams Star Wars and little girls want the Rey toys. The Storm Troopers and Phasma are Star Wars looking to a t. Even Poe screams Star Wars with his X-wing pilot helmet. Finn just looks like a black dude in a jacket.
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>>64241412

I mean, "real" black industry, made by the african american community, because african media industry, just like bollywood dont have enough funds and investors to face the american machine (for example a blockbuster in bollywood is 10 million $)
They have to put the work on publishing black art, just like how they conquered the music industry with hip hop
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>>64238743
He went from cowardly to brave. It's called a character arc.
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Probably because he's literally a guy in a jacket

He doesn't look "Star Wars" at all. I'm sure the mace window and Landon dolls sell fine and they are two blacktors from Star Wars
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>>64239240
>shit talking Lando

Disney shills everyone
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>>64238232

His character design is shit and boring

>Generic leather jacket

>generic pants

>generic space sneakers

Also it doesnt come with a lightsaber in most iterations, just with a generic blaster.

Nobody has a reason to buy him, he's the token toy, just as he's the token character in the film

What's cool about Star Wars is the space shit (ships etc..), armored dudes (that's why phasma sells so well), the bad guys and lightsabers.

Nobody cares about a plain Star Trek-tier figure.

Completely forgettable
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>>64241226
>I gotta disagree, that is bullshit

You're ignorant as fuck, anon.

Look at the Bollywood actors and actresses. Light skinned as fuck. Same goes for the Arab nations, and the Hispanic nations.

Hell, American blacks are always shitting on each other about being dark, OR light skinned, depends on who's doing the mocking.

You just don't have the moral courage and integrity to accept it.

>But black people have to build their own entertainment industries

THIS, I agree with.

I find it insulting when people expect white art, like film and T.V., to be "inclusive", as if blacks aren't capable of doing shit themselves. The music industry is an example of black art that exists due to black artists alone, and film and T.V. are no different.

Blacks don't need to portray white characters, nor do blacks need whites to produce movies FOR them, as they are perfectly capable of doing it themselves.
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>>64239375
I bet every white kid who watched Tartakovsky's Clone Wars wanted a Mace Windu's toy
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TEE ARR EIGHT OR
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>>64238958
Nobody cares more about toys than Disney though
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>>64240040
H.P Lovecraft in the comment section
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Really?

Where I buy shit they were actually sold out of his pop but I still saw a lot of poe and rey shit
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>>64239240
Don't you ever fucking talk shit about Lando the Man-do the Fandango ever again
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>>64243472
Have you fags ever worked retail?
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>>64239156

They're pretty cute

>making your daughter dress up in Juicy Couture

shitty ass parents
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Because Finn sucks as a character.
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>>64241924
>phasma
HAHAHAHA
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I wonder what Disney is going to do with Finn. JJ pushed him so hard as his progressive medal but kids aren't buying his toys. The execs can't kill him without being called racists.
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>>64238232
He just screams "supporting character" I guess.
A toy of him in stormtrooper armor would be much better to look at.
Stormtrooper Finn with a lightsaber would be even better.

...then again, if I wanted main characters dressed up as stormtroopers I'd just look for Ep4 Han and Luke.
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>>64244462
>The execs can't kill him without being called racists.
Disney could always arrange an "accident" or something
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>>64244845
>Disney could always arrange an "accident" or something
Imagine how much Episode VIII would make if he died during or after filming.
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>>64243472
Same thing in Spain! Finn's figure is the only one that isn't sold out.
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>>64244462
But they can kill jj :^)
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>>64244462
I don't want to sound like a tumblrite or nothing but it's kinda sad a black actor can only get a job as a gangsta stereotype or a living medal for a wealthy white man, basically a house nigger perennially grateful to massa JJ. No wonder why many black celebrities go insane
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Got a Finn toy for my wife's son, he loves it because it looks like him
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>>64245115
fuck you
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Kids want Kylo Ren, Stormtroopers, and Rey because she has a stick, and little girls like her. Boyega only wears a boring jacket.
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>>64245056
you sound exactly like a tumblrite.
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>>64242893
FINNA
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>>64238232
HAHA YOU GOT BOOOOSTA
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>>64238232
Him and Rey are barely protagonists. The whole was written like one of those stories from the perspective of some unimportant side character.
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>>64247014
The way fin is introduced is terrible, he's supposedly been through loads of brutal dehumanising training and yet he's shocked that he has to kill people, and then later kills fellow storm troopers like they are nothing, when they are in fact in the same situation as he is.

His acting is like something out of a soap opera, totally unbelievable.
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Proof?

Go ahead, run to Target and restock the toys so it looks like there are extra, I'll wait
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>>64238232
>no unique weapon
>no special costume
>nothing unique
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>>64238232
Boys only want Stormtrooper toys or Kylo Ren/Darth Vader

Grils don't really care
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I predict his presence will be significantly reduced in the next movie.
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Someone needs to find some Jar Jar figs and put 'em right beside them
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>>64239792
WMBF relationships are just.. weird
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>>64241226
A girl who is confident with pale skin is a lot more attractive, plus after tanning so much it makes your skin look like burnt bacon
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hes a nigger
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>>64239156
Rainy is best waifu. Polite, adorable, and hates blacks.
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>>64247891
This

I really liked him as a PTSD suffering Stormtrooper and it would be interesting to find out how he broke indoctrination or how he even knew he was kidnapped?

But then it just went PG action movie, you can't expect these movies to try to do anything that makes you think theres too much at stake
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>>64241038
>Dark skinned people, like blacks, Indians, Arabs, Latino's, etc, all show a bias in favor of light skin within their own ethnic groups.
Is this research pre or post Westernised world?
My country has alot of old statues cherish light skinned toned female
but they prefer dark skinned males, especially for warriors, as they are signed of masculinity
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>>64239679
>calling someone a newfag without knowing doom paul

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>>64241226

In mexico, light-skinned babies are seen as cuter. Describing a baby as "Prieto" (darker) is taken as meaning the baby is ugly.
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>mfw i literally live on a street called Finn Road

am i a cuck senpai
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>>64249193
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>>64238232
>Is this research pre or post Westernised world?
both. the aztecs worshiped the first spaniards as gods
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>>64249801
Lobby your council to change it to Gosling rd.
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>>64238232
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>>64239156
>>64243631
>>64249250
They should get used to it, that's what their kids are going to look like.
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>>64244462
Well he did end up in a coma. Chances are he'll come back either in a big way or large way but they've also written it so he can be killed off. Finn's future is up in the air.
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He'll sell more toys during Episode 8.

They are going to put him in an awesome "good guy Darth Vader" sort of costume to make up for his back being sliced open, and his toys will sell like crazy.

Screencap this now.
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>>64239375
purple light saber was cool and he killed bad guys
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>>64239792
>Tuttle
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>>64249873
>the aztecs worshiped the first spaniards as gods

That's a myth.
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>>64239240
you have to realize that kids and the type of people who buy toys don't buy them so they can look at the toy and think "wow, that's a well written character," they buy them so they can look at the toy and think "damn that's a cool fuckin toy"

a dude who resembles a chimpanzee and is wearing a gay little vest is not a cool fuckin toy, no matter how much you self insert as him
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How come they don't want me, man?
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>>64250004
Nah, it's too late for killing him without being called racists. Even worse after JJ shamelessly pushed Finn/Rey during the entire movie. Inb4 friendzoned, if Finn was played by a white actor nobody would doubt he's the love interest

The best case scenario is Finn having a smaller role on the sequels but even then Disney will be called racist. I guess the execs would have to re-evaluate their objectives, making money or PR
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I wouldn't mind a Finn action figure, honestly, but I've never really been one for them anyway.

I was also more of a lightsaber type. The "go-out-and-adventure" sort.

The Bladebuilder line is shit though. I miss the old non-electric ones.
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>>64250666
No its not you fucking chicano fuck, go back to mexico
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It'll just turn out that Finn slipped into a coma after his duel with Kylo and Episode VIII will open as Rey tearfully switches off his life support and then sprints outside to go on a new space adventure as Leia says "he's in nigger heaven now"
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They should just sell the Finn and Poe as as bundle
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>>64238232
It won't fit in OP's ass
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>>64245115
I think even black kids would prefer to play with other toys rather than Finn's
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>>64240915
Traitor to Empire or whatever. Don't agree but that's what he probably thinks.
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>>64238743
Comic relief? He saved Rey a couple times and is the main reason we get to the resistance. What funny things did he even say besides some funny bb-8 stuff?If anything bb was our relief
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>>64238829
??? Lando was gay and Mace Windu was a super badass lightsaber dude. I loved Mace but Lando is worthless as a kids action figure
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>>64239156
>those comments
>in a family video
my sides have vanished
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it was kind of crule of jj to build his hopes up like that though. he just used him for the sjw gbps and then left him hanging.
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>>64252243
JJ sounds like the typical upper-class liberal
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How are the Rey toys selling?
Little boys don't want to play with girls toys and little girls prefer to buy dolls rather than action figures
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>>64238232
1. They made a lot of toys of him.
2. He's the worst character.

That's about it. There's a huge supply and no demand.
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>>64252918
Rey? She's like third most popular, behind BB-8 and Phasma.
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>>64252918
when i was a kid it seemed normal for boys to be quite happy to get toys of female characters from cartoons they liked, as long as they had some of the male characters already. i think what's more important is whether the series is considered a boy's series or not. you're not going to want to get a ken doll just because he's male for example, because he comes from a girl's series. regardless of the gender of the main character, star wars is still very much a boy's movie imo.

probably the majority of rey figures will go to little boys, but only after they already have kylo/poe/etc. girls just don't like that kind of stuff.
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>>64251752
are you serious? He was a coward early on, drinks from a "pig" trough, calls Han "Solo", "WE'LL USE THE FORCE!"

he was Jar Jar
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>>64251311
fuck you stupid racisr piece of shit.
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So is there any actual evidence that Finn toys are selling the worst?
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>>64255520
Go to walmart, target, shit even your local grocery store toy section and see for yourself. I live in a really black neighborhood and even these people don't buy that shit.
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>>64255520
Yeah, by the toys sitting on the shelves.
Most come in waves of 5-8 different toys in a box.
Or however it's done. Figures, it'll be a box that's that wave of all those figures. Which could be how ever many from that wave.

So if you're looking at a few Finns and less of the others from that series. That means that they had 4-5 boxes from that series. And the others sold.
While those four Finns sit.
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This one is pretty cool desu, too bad it's like $500 or something.
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>>64242850
Well no shit, the show was a glorified commercial.
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>>64256737
this one looks great
also, his toys will fly off the shelves soon enough, once people realize rey is shit, and that finn, poe and kylo carried the entire film.
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>>64249957
even kids know
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For me Kylo Ren and Rey are just cooler characters. Finn's character design (as in appearance) is kind of bland. The best part of the character was his personality, which has nothing to do with the action figure.
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what if jar jar was a sith
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>>64239232
Reddit
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>>64238818
Does it come with a truck and a wheelchair?
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>>64239240
get the fuck out, Disney
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From what I've seen Kylo Ren, Darth Vader and Stormtroopers are the most popular toys.

Finn's issues go beyond race, he takes off his stormtrooper uniform after the first 20 min, he spends most of the movie in a generic jacket, his most used weapon is a borrowed lightsaber and has no accesories like Rey having BB8 or Poe with his X-wing.
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Aside from the obvious answer of racism, it's hard to explain why kids prefer Poe toys who had 15 minutes of screentime over Finn.
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>>64257473
Because he is the cool smooth pilot and sometimes comes with an X-Wing.

Finn spends too little time as a stormtrooper to be considered one, the lightsaber he used was just borrowed and doesn't have anything that makes him unique or makes him excel over other characters
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>ugly nigger doll or cool guys in armor

Which do you think a child would pick?
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>>64239366
Here you go anon.
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>>64256791
>glorified commercial
The same can be said about TFA but that didn't help to the sales of Finn's toys
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>>64253286
Regardless of what Disney is going to do with Finn, it's safe to assume that there'll be less Finn's toys made for Ep VIII
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>>64239225
underrated post
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>>64239156
CUTE!
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>>64258534

$15-$20 seems like a bit much for a doll
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>>64238232

This is actually the reason why you should get them. His toy will become scarce and thus go up in resell value in a few years.
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>>64238232
The design (his in particular, but of the while movie also) is really generic, Boeing and unimaginitive
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>>64259089
God he looks like such a nigger.

There is black, but he's just full on ooga booga gimme yo wallet.
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>>64259112
All the hardcore SWfags already bought their Finn's action figure, in spite of how much they hate him. The problem are the kids
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>>64259447
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>>64238743
Yeah what's next Michael Cera and Aziz Ansari action figures?
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>>64238743
>coward
confirmed didn't watch
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>>64259552

The reddit action figure line.
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>>64259455
Ironically, the nerds that Boyega openly dismissed as bitter racists are the main consumers of his merchandise
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JJ cost Hasbro millions
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>>64239156
>the small one actually starts crying
TOP KEK
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Girls want pretty toys, boys want badass toys. Black guy in a jacket is neither.
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>>64250203
I can see this happening, but it's still up in the air whether or not he's force sensitive.
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REPORT AND SAGE ALL /TOY/ THREADS
REPORT AND SAGE ALL /BOOK/ THREADS
REPORT AND SAGE ALL /VIDYA/ THREADS
REPORT ALL /STARWARS ACTOR CELEB/ THREADS
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>>64259608
Not really, white boys have no other choice but to self insert as Kylo Ren who has the most expensive toys of them all.
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>>64259608
I'm seriously doubt JJ will work again with Disney
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I live in Chicago, all the Finn toys were sold except one, plenty of Poe and Rey toys though
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>>64249109
she's not black. it's some spic/curry mongoloid.
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>>64258534
Why don't they focus more on selling the stormtrooper version?

That's just some guy in a jacket.
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>>64259750
Because Finn is the most hyped character from the good guys after Rey
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It blows my mind that a movie that's more famous for it's toys and character image then the actual movie itself would cast an ugly black guy as the lead.
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>>64259706
are you black or just stupid enough to live on the south side?
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>>64238232
HOW IN THE FUCK DID THESE HIDEOUS ACTION FIGURES MAKE IT PAST QUALITY CONTROL

LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS, LOOK AT THE EYES, LOOK AT THE DENT ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, LOOK AT HIS NON-FUNCTIONAL ACCESSORY
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>>64239156
THEY'RE SO CUTE.

HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE! CUUUTE!!
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>>64238232
>trailer bait fooling black people into thinking he's a jedi and the real hero of the film
>only role is to get the shit beat out of him and make everyone else look better
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I bought a kylo ren figure. Fight me.
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>>64259926
just like real life then.
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Because only white people buy starwars toys and no white person wants a non-white doll.

/thread
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>>64259926
As expected from Hollywood
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>>64259971
Asians buy a lot of toys but they have been honorary whites since WW2
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>>64259964
I actually just feel sorry for you, knowing you're going to be seeing it much cheaper a lot.
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>>64239156
>Recommended video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOQN8CrVdE

Jezus fuck my dick
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>>64259829
Prequel toys still sold like hot cakes despite the leads being some bearded guy in a robe and a whiny asshole for two out of the three movies.
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>>64259965
Just like wrestling
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>>64260022
learn english, rajeet.
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>>64260054
Kids genuinely liked the prequels. It's just that most of those kids claim to always hated the prequels now for peer pressure, as typical millenians
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>>64260022
I bought another after I saw it because I like the character so much.
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>>64250666

No it isn't Satan. Go back to bed.
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>>64238232
He's a fucking bitch nigga who gets repeatedly beat
Why would you want his toy ?
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>>64260037
There's apparently a whole series of breast feeding videos on youtube. There's even a montage of some guy's top 10 breast feeding videos.

I didn't know stuff like this was allowed on youtube.
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>>64260159
The truth is we'll never know exactly what happened during the invasion of Mexico and the rest of America. Back then, history wasn't a cold objective description of facts, nobody expected it. Also, conquistadores were infamous for creating facts in order to gain titles and favors from the court
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>>64241038
You're full of shit. Arab culture discriminates against light skinned males, light skin is a trait desired in females as it shows signs of modesty while in males it is shown as a sign of them being feminine and not outgoing and social enough to tan their skin. Iirc there's even a derogatory name for light skinned Arabs.
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>>64238232
My father called me today asking me if I wanted any character from the movie (Since I went to see it with him, keep it mind that I am 22 years old). Didn't know what to say to him, I don't even like Star Wars that much, still asked for a X-wing, how bad did I fuck up /tv/?


Yes this is my personal blog
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>>64259926
>the lightsaber he wields in the poster was just him keeping it warm for Rey who already had her own unique weapon.
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>>64238232
TRAITOR
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>>64260037
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOQN8CrVdE
fugggg
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>>64260054
At least they were Jedi

The little girl was the one that pegwarmed
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>>64260226
Welp, time for incognito mode. Shit is lewd as fuck.
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>>64239225
This. Rey was cute, had a cool outfit and a neat staff weapon. Kylo has beaten boba fett at his own game, he's got the coolest costume in all of star wars. Poe is a cool pilot that could pass as a white man. Finn......he just looks like an ugly nigger in a jacket. I liked his character but have no interest in his toys.
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>>64260290
Many tween girls liked Anakin/Padme unironically though. The prequels were Twilight before Twilight was a thing
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>>64239240
Kids like the Jedi leader with the lightsaber
Kids like the cool guy who turns good
Lando had more charisma in his mustache than Finn had with a whole movie as a bumbling side kick
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The world isn't ready for the bbc
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"Black babies are just cuter than white babies"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM
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>>64259447
They might as well make a pullstring audio version

>pull string once
>"HOL' UP"
>pull string second time
>"OOGA BOOOGA WE WUZ JEDI"
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>>64259788
>Because Finn is the most hyped character
for your wife's son maybe
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>>64244845
They'll keep him around but he'll be less prominent in the next films, just like his predecessor Jar Jar Binks. Finn is a much better character than Jar Jar and is the comic relief Jar Jar should've been but they fucked up by not making him look cool, they can't sell his merchandise.
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>>64238232
I bought my wife's son one for Christmas. I haven't seen it out of his hands since he opened the box.
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>>64260226
You can thank idiotic liberal mothers who are in denile about the fact that breasts and breast feeding are sexual things and will verminantly defend their right to do it in public and post videos of them to media sites.
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>>64260564
That anon probably meant that Finn was by far the most shilled character by the trailers and promotional material.

He was the first face we ever saw in the first trailer and a lot of people thought he was the main lead before the official poster reveal.
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>>64238232
My only problem with Finn is that his jacket doesn't look Star Wars at all
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>>64239232
Where do you suppose that begins? Just the media alone? Genuinely curious here
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>>64260583
he'll be a robot from the shoulders down and have an afro. cap this post.
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>>64245056
no you imbecile, the problem is that they picked some random black person with odd corporal deformity and not good looking. At least Lando was charming and a ladies man which worked. You can't throw any random colored person for the sake of diversity
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>>64260632
are you actually complaining about breast videos on youtube?
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>>64238232
>Why is nobody buying his toys?
Well-balanced individuals who appreciate Boyega's admirable performance are typically not the sort of people who buy large quantities of action movie childrens' toys.

Permavirgin basement /pol/-leaning manchildren, on the other hand...
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>>64260900
Hello reddit!
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>>64238232
Can confirm, I work at Kmart and the only star wars figures left after Christmas were Finn and Greedo. And there were a lot more of Finn left.
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>>64260876
The character is a bigger problem than who was casted for it.

In the end Finn is more defined by his being a loyal sidekick that wants to fuck Rey than as a runaway stormtrooper.
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>>64260933
what's it like working at kmart? aren't they basically dead as a company?
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>>64240915
>>64251703
I think he's also referencing the scene in the bar where he leaves because of his fear of the First Order. He's ready to leave Han and Rey because he's scared of what they'll do to him. He mans the fuck up later but up until that point he acts like a bitch.
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>>64260900
>tips tumblr
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>>64260788
so jews using black people, again
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Bunch of f/a/gs buying Rey figs to hotglue.
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>>64238232
>toy looks sweaty

ayyy
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>>64260960
Here in Aus they aren't, although they were close to it until some faggot Guy Russo came along and apparently brought Kmart out of the ashes. It's alright though, easy as fuck to rise through the ranks of you want bank and plenty of hot chicks to keep you from going insane. Retail still fucking sucks though, would not recommend.
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>>64239156

>Not even the girls wanna be cucks

BTFO
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>>64260632
God bless them Anon.
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>>64260037

>think this is more cute then sexual

Something must be wrong with me
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>>64261298
You have very long nipples pouring milk, even the one not being touched is pouring milk senpai, that is as sexual as it gets. Others were even better, but yeah.
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>>64260438
>DROID, PLEASE
>YOU GOT A BOYFREN, CUTE BOYFREN?
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>>64260037
fucking a
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>>64243549
The only things still there are Finn and the creepy fucking 24" dolls that totally wont try to rape you in the night.

They had those of Superman when Man of Steel came out and I walked past them a few times in stores and they were the creepiest fucking toys ive ever seen.
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>>64246815
WE HATE YOU FAG
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>>64239156
the older one is cute and based as fuck
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>>64239156
>The negroid visage is one of utter repugnance, isn't it? There is no fouler thing on Earth than the sub Saharan black.
The only thing more offensive than it's ape like appearance is it's abhorrently crass & entitled attitude with which it interacts with the civilized world.
I laughed way to fucking hard at this
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>>64239984
>Blacks built their own image
Are you joking?
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>>64239898
>people believe this shit
At this point, Im ready for a Back2Africa kickstarter for the Marxist BLM types.
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>>64239156
I would love to see both of them Blacked once they reach the legal age.
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>>64262939
>the literal faggot trying to recover from his whole race being REKT
pathetic as fuck, Kranigger
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>>64262979
Wrecked, how?
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>>64263055
your babies got Planned-Parenthooded by a couple qts
into the fucking trash Krager
into the fucking trash
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>>64238743
B-but that's Poe's jacket. He's white and cool.
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>>64263097
They were upset because the dolls looked so different from them, it's a natural response.
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>>64263211
>They were upset because the dolls looked so different from them
No it's because they're bad, mean, and ugly dolls

see here
>>64239232
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>>64247891
>he's shocked that he has to kill people
He's not "shocked", he just couldn't kill civilians because he has a conscious.

>then later kills fellow storm troopers like they are nothing, when they are in fact in the same situation as he is.

He was in the middle of escaping from a crazy cult with a high value prisoner, so he recognized he would have been killed if he didn't shoot back. That's very different than not wanting to slaughter helpless civilians.

God you people are seriously autistic
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If I was a kid and my parents told me to pick either Finn or Kylo Ren I would pick Kylo without even thinking because he looks cool and that's all young kids care about

not to mention:

red LS > blue LS
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>>64263146
>Poe
>white

LOL
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>>64251262
>Star Wars Rebels
>Obi Wan on the package

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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People are only buying Rey cause she comes with BB-8, Finn just has no extra features to make it worth it. Before TFA, people like Obi-Wan, Greedo, Han, and Lea were the ones not being bought
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