http://strawpoll.me/6321214/r
GO VANA GO
>>63885619
Innocent juice complimented her today, aka she has won
>>63885629
>>63885629
>>63885629
We both like Candy Crush, we're meant to be together
Wat
Richard definitely fucked Charlene
Where are the lewd pics of Karen?
>Dating App
>Lord Sugar expecting immediate returns
Why can't he comprehend making profit over time?
Tricky Dicky to win
>>63885619
Is there another hand beneath saying "cock"?
>>63885619
you missed out the part of the photo where shes written on her legs "BLACK" and "COCK"
Bait and Switch in 5... 4...
>>63885672
It's not candy crush, it's some meme shit brainteaser stuff that assesses your personality
>>63885672
The games aren't like CandyCrush but they will APPEAL to mongs who enjoy shit like CandyCrush.
The games match you with someone who is similar to yourself.
>constantly going on about how an app will cost more than 250k
It has no physical presence, it has no employees, it has the bare minimum of start up costs.
How the fuck does not-tinder cost this much?
>>63885677
>>63885672
>m-muh psychometrics
Sugar - Jew
Littner - Jew
Brady - Irish and Italian
Joseph - Siclian
Vana - Greek
forgive my autism, just not very English is it
Would Sugar win the apprentice?
>>63885733
I like fucking Sudukou and fallout, my girlfriend would not like either of those, yet some nerdy minger would
Literally how the fuck would that work?
>Dating app being paid
Shooting yourself in the foot Vana
>Dream big
>Hosted on BBC
BASED
>Dream big
>Hosted on BBC
BASED
>>63885746
>no employees
You need people to make and maintain the app
Vana isnt going to do it herself
>>63885783
>forgive my autism, just not very English is it
What, that four of them were born in England?
>>63885783
Since WW2 England's been a mongrel country.
This is fact.
Crikey
>>63885810
why can't she just put ads on it?
>>63885824
Just buy computers
>>63885783
was is it about jewish people having surnames related to currency??
>sugar
>banks
>black
>>63885818
>>63885819
Checked
>>63885818
>>63885819
u wot m8
Does anyone here use dating apps?
>>63885746
And that 250k doesn't include marketing
Name one single instance this series where Karen has had something good to say about anyone and hasn't had a stick up her tight arse.
>>63885845
What
>>63885829
I'm not complaining it's just interesting
>sitting that close together
have they all fucked each other or what
Why does Karen hate Joseph so much?
What the fuck did he do to piss her off?
>>63885878
>And that 250k doesn't include marketing
Surely appearing on The Apprentice is all the marketing she'll ever need.
>this lack of legitimate criticism of Valente
Give him the fucking job
As bad as Vanas idea is, donating any sort of money to a young tradesman is stupid as fuck
Where are the lewd pictures.
Just tons of photos of her holding wine.
>>63885845
You understand real people have to program the app, yes?
looks like ron perlman
>>63885819
>>63885818
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
>>63885919
Doe he not get majority stake in the company anyway?
>>63885920
Seems like the type to cosy up with her bf then do lewd stuff within the comfort of their home than the type to go out on the lash and make a fool of herself.
>>63885920
what you see is what you get
>>63885680
>Why can't he comprehend making profit over time?
Cos the contestants are in it for shortlived TV fame and will burn out in 18 months.
He needs his money back by then or he's fucked, cos they'll go AWOL around that time.
They're pitching to him on a TV show ffs, they're not gonna be around for him in 2 years
>>63885920
I'm think Vana might not shave her pussy. Given that she is Greek, there must be masses of hair down there.
>>63885920
she's smart
when is /tv/ applying for the apprentice?
someone put their business plan as buying 250000£ worth of lottery tickets
Vana could legit have a career in porn
Surely her lips are top 1% naturally endowed
>>63885923
Not many and not for long
>>63885965
>american
>not shaving
Does not compute
>>63885965
i reckon she keeps it short and goes for pure surface area
>>63885974
>Surely her lips are top 1% naturally endowed
>>63885969
>someone put their business plan as buying 250000£ worth of lottery tickets
kek'd
LOL just keep saying Smart Technology
>>63885950
Yes, it's literally going to dragons den and asking to get fleeced
Why didn't Karen mention anything about Joseph knowing fuck all about smart technology
>>63885969
I applied for this series, my business was high end perfume.
got rejected.
>Impact on the world
Its a fucking dating app
>I love technology
>HOLOGRAMS? You're fired!
>>63885783
>Jew's arent English
It's a religion not a nationality you bell
VANA BTFO
THIS IS SEXIST
WHAT THE FUCK.
Well that was obvious
JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH
>Smart technology
A fucking app hardly qualifies
>trolling Vana right until the last second
There is almost an hour left, what will they show next?
>>63886050
Fucking lmao
BLEH
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
SELLING LEAD PIPE FRUM THE BACK OF A VAN
JACK THE LAD
LORD SUGAR MY MAN, NICE CHOICE FAMILY
GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT FUCK THIS EARTH
FUCK YOU JOSEPH
>>63886039
>high end perfume.
sugar dont like queers
what the fug
VALENTE!!!
Cor Blimey, he's done if!
Cockney accent + bullshitter = entrepreneurial flair
Every fucking series
Is the rest of it you're hired then?
>>63886090
KEK
No more shifting mandy in Ibiza for this guy
>Since the day I was expelled from school I knew I was going to do something big with my life
You wot?
That celebration.
Someone webm it please.
Oh lord that was awkward
I think now that Sugar is a Lord, any business he endorses will take off.
He'll just speak to another Lord and say your company will take this guys contract
>Expelled from school?
Now Joseph drops the bombshell that he killed a kid at school
BASED JOSEPH
Well that was fun
See you lads next year
>technology has made me successful an wealthy for the last 50 years
>fuck technology, I want to hire the immigrant plumber
>>63886050
Yeah, just think of all the people who'd rather be hologram'd into a family members party than actually go as a reason to see them, when you live half the world away
>>63886052
He's ethnically Jewish
HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW?
Go on la'
For all t' plumbahs out there!
Did anybody actually think Vana would win?
>le unfunny english man show
Fuck off
Fire plumbing is about to take off lads
POSH UPPER CLASS SOCIALITES BTFO
Love this Ramesh guy, genuinely top tier funny
>Le mario plumber man wins
I hate this Asian guy he's not an edgy teenager any more just cheer up
>>63886162
>For all t' deadbeat plumbahs out there!
corrected mon frere
>Jack Dee
GRACE
Is Vana still going to launch her app?
>Le dodgy eyed arab guy
>Watermelon scarf
I like black cock
>Watermelon scarf
B B C
B
C
>>63886219
>When he broke out of big brother
Classic
>>63886150
like Snoke
Lord Sugar has literally just fell for Nigerian e-mail scam: the business idea
Why do I feel sad now it's over?
Howpatheticly invested have I become in these lives?
>>63886233
https://dateplay.co/
Enjoy your autism
Vana ;_;
>>63886291
doesnt work lol
>>63886288
Final episode is always subpar anyway
>>63886325
google has lied to me
>Jack Dee literally ripping into americans at every chance
hilarious
>TECHNOLOGY HAS BEEN MY FRIEND FOR 60 YEARS
also murrica electrics btfo
>watermelon scarf
is she a coalburner?
>>63886291
Nice website senpai
The team she hired are in for a nasty surprise in the morning.
There goes her budget for server time this month
>>63886291
> .co
>>63886253
>arab
Sounded like dick play tbqh
>>63886360
>is she a coalburner?
Her bf is a handsome white guy
I'd give her a seed investment
GRACE FUCKING DENT FUCK IT I'M OUT
God I'd love to see her massive mouth around my cock. She is pretty fucking attractive.
le ugly big chinned british woman
Vana is half Greek half Colombian. I can't imagine how thick her pubes are
>>63886371
literally the most important time for the website to be up and running
>doesnt work
RIP Dateplay
VANA IS CUTE. CUTE!
>Shit talking the Great Bomgland
get her off
GAMERS ARE DEAD
Fuck, I'd say she just loves it in the ass.
Vana really grew on me throughout this series. Shame she lost to
>le working class mario plumber manCharlene best grill though
>>63886291
>>63886371
>DatePlay By Vana is the app which combines online dating with gaming, launched by TV's Vana Koutsomitis
It's a catastrophe
why did I think Vana was Canadian
all through the series I thought she was from Toronto
Half Colombian half Greek.
Muh dick
>My boyfriend
It's over lads
>>63886539
She doesn't keep spitting teeth out
>oxford BF
Fucking hell Vana has it all
>>63886461
need money
>one chance to make money
>site is offline
/tv/ BTFO
her BF looks 100% normal
>stealing her sister's toys and selling them
I'm guessing she's a bit Jewish as well
>>63886606
like that matters
>her sister
bloody hell, vana really lucked out on the genetics
Charlene looking peng
https://dateplay.co/
IT
FUCKING
LIVES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Leah had it better
Won the show, hot as fuck, a doctor and married to millionaire footballer
>she has a bf
/tv/ fucking BTFO
>>63886668
Was just thinking she was the slightly more attractive sister.
Then I heard her voice.
Crikey.
Vana won that lottery
>>63886696
barely
>Astrology
DROPPED
>Vana has bf
>>63886752
I joined as Adolf Hitler, please add me
>Astrology
D R O P P E D
Christ this website is ugly.
That text is upscaled you can see the pixels
>le big chin no talent 'journalist' woman
>demanding I add my social media to this clusterfuck
Goddamn she' pushy
>>63886843
she probably made it herself.
give her a break at least its fucking navigable
i've seen worse from 'web design experts'
>>63886843
>as seen on primetime tv
I hope that's a jab at Prime Time Plumbing
>>63886843
JUST
>It's a Romesh isn't funny episode
Elle spotted
Reminder Nigel Farage would rather have ugs like that journalist in the UK than Vana
>Special guest of the final is the owner of the cafe
how much did the budget get cut by?
Richard is by far the most likeable.
I kind of like Richard
Fuck this lads I'm sticking love actually on
>>63886966
>I don't understand what regulated immigration is
>>63886998
>Richard
>not Brett
Richard, pls go
>>63886909
>she probably made it herself.
Is dan the spaghetti man there?
Ok she lost now she can fuck off back to failure country and stop cancering up the uk with her ugliness
>>63887040
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS
>>63887047
>Brett 'I look angry and confused at everything'
Nty
>>63886843
dateplay just reminds me of daterape.
>>63886966
>farage hates immigrants
no just the poor ones and the coloured ones
just like everyone else
http://vanakoutsomitis.com/b/vino-vana
I would start drinking wine for Vana tbqh
>>63887056
My girlfriend unironically said I look and act like Dan so much she couldn't stop laughing when she saw him
JUST
Still gutted Richard didn't win
>>63887111
I thought I was the only one!
>Interested? Contact us below and let's get coffee. It's a date.
LADS FILL IN THIS FORM AND YOU GET A DATE WITH VANA
100% FOOLPROOF PLAN
https://dateplay.co/collaborate
Vana looks so qt when shes smiling
>>63887134
Normies OUT
just bring Joseph on ffs
>literlaly use my old dead twitter to activate DatePlay
>nothing happens
Remembering that password was for nothing
>>63887123
You DON'T drink wine?
>>63887183
She literally said I am the double of a spaghetti ugly sperglord, theres no hope for me
>>63887048
what a portfolio
http://www.lvvx.com/project/cutewow
fucking hell
she woul dhave been better off doing it herself
why are webdesign people always arseholes
This is fucking awful lads
>>63887230
Maybe if I'm offered it, but I don't order it at a pub because I'm not a bender
>>63887173
Is this real life
>>63887230
wine is bitter and not strong enough desu senpai.
SCOTT IS IN THE AUDIENCE
>>63887230
we aren't all bored pathetic alcoholic housewives anon
CHECK OUT THE GUNSHOW
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Does anyone find this guy funny?
>all these losers joining dateplay to date vana
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing
>>63887322
He's alright sometimes but yeah he's pretty shit
what fucking games does dateplay even offer?
>>63887421
o idea, the biggest night of her life and the entire thing is broken
>>63887421
Hyperdimension neptunia
>>63887421
Noughts and crosses
>>63887421
Fifa 08
>Technology has been my best friend for more than 50 years
ONE OF US
>>63887256
cybersquatters too
http://www.lvvx.com/p/we-buy-domain-names
they're basically scum. everything that is wrong with the modern tech world - edgy innovation but utterly unwilling to share anything, wanting to get everything on the cheap to highball it as "unique" and "trendy"
>>63887421
WoW
>>63887421
Runescape classic
This has potential
>>63887312
We're not?
I thought that was the 4Chan demographic?
>Alan Michael Sugar, Baron Sugar of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney, Kt.
Hope he calls Jack Dee a cunt
>>63887532
We're all little girls here anon
>>63887558
>Baron of Clapton
Literally king of the Jews
>>63887494
You can tell within 2 seconds that they're gimmicky bullshit when they use the phrase "BREAK THE INTERNET" infront of an artsy image
>>63887610
Is Clapton known for it's Jews?
Also, he is legally prohibited from using "Mr." or "Sir", he is The Right Honourable Alan Michael Sugar, Baron Sugar of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney, Kt.
wait, what the fuck
she's already made a dating site in the past
was this mentioned at all during the series?
http://www.lvvx.com/project/datelancer
>>63887760
Yeah, she said she had experience and contacts in the industry
>>63887760
Why is she so obsessed with dating apps?
>>63887838
shes looking to get fucked
i know someone who works on the show and apparently she was always trying to find someone who shared her interest for a strangling fetish
>>63887838
She's looking for love
Could it be someone from /tv/?
Based Mergim
>>63887838
BOYS ARE SO COOOOOOOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNc7EPGpaRQ#t=24s
>You won't be alive by then
Holy shit
Vana really should have won.
Joseph had:
>A beyond shit advert
>A poor pitch
>A godawful team
where as Vana had
>a strong team that were well allocated
>a decent, competent advert
>a strong as fuck pitch (comparatively to previous Apprentice pitches)
Sugar only invested in Joseph because Karen rides Josephs dick endlessly and Joseph rides Sugars dick endlessly over that fucking book.
Vana stood no chance, she may as well not have bothered. Sugar just wanted another kiss ass
>>63888142
Alas
>>63888142
Vanas idea was way better
>>63888142
>Vana really should have won
waifu fags out
>>63888142
Her business plan was unironically
>venture capital
She might as well have just released any random app with a nice icon.
I'd do Leah's plumbing
>i want you to do my plumbing
Holy shit, Valente wins again
>>63888142
Shows how based joseph is desu
Sugar is such an odious cunt cretin ballbag.
>>63888142
The last wekk isn't dictated by task performance. It's about business viability.
The name, branding, marketing are all superficial and can be changed before start up. The business model and fundamentals is what is important
>>63888447
Then why even bother with the last week? May as well just call the winner after the interviews
Richard's been smashing Charlene
Confirmed
>>63888559
It's a TV show...
>>63888572
hnnngggg
>>63888559
To get the finalist to present their ideas to experts and us, the audience.
The experts give Sugz feedback on if the idea and model are viable or if there is a market.
The brand and video are literally meaningless.
just matched with vana on date play
she beat me at scrabble and unmatched me
what do lads?
>>63888776
git gud at scrabble obviously
>>63888869
i mean she's umatched me now lad
I meant how do I cope?
https://twitter.com/AnnSummers/status/678699177212289024
based JOE
>>63888935
>that emoji
cringed
>>63888889
you cope by distracting yourself with Scrabble ma man
git gud, suit up, rek the next girl
>>63889058
but vana is perfect
Was series 9 where Leah totton won a good series/worth watching now? Dont know why but i missed that series
>>63889171
yes
>>63889142
I know anon, I know...
>>63887474
>>63888142
Vana is my waifu but even I know her idea is shit and will never make money. Maybe one day, when she's crying and alone because her business failed, I can cheer her up by buying her a drink.
