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Hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler; Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band performs.
>>63852844
SNL is unfunny cowshit. Fuck off.
>>63852844
shit capsbro, I thought you were dead
SNL is only good when Trump is on
When's the madtv anniversary show?
I swear this was cancelled in the mid 2000's.
Sounds good, famalam
>>63852844
bump to keep this thread alive until the show starts
how many hours left?
>>63854254
about 15 minutes
>>63854381
Kill yourself.
Has potential to be amazing. But I remain cautious.
>>63854443
>SNL
>potential to be amazing
Until they fire all of their writers, no.
>>63852871
Sounds like you're kinda mad :^)
>>63853238
Sounds like you're kinda retarded :^)
>>63853428
Sounds like we got this post early tonight :^)
Who /doublehillarys/ here?
>>63854443
Tina and Amy AND Bruce Springteen? sounds goddamn awesome
>>63854502
Not possible. Kyle Mooney will still be there
Always good to see the hurr durrs are still mad!
>>63854519
When he's not doing impressions, Kyle Mooney's one of the few legitimately funny people they have left
>>63854708
>Kyle Mooney's one of the few legitimately funny people they have left
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET OUT
CAPSBRO!!!
also
>brace for epic
>>63854795
You're a fucking mongoloid, kid.
>>63854795
You probably like Taran Killam
Everyone please pray that tina and amy locked kyle in the 30 rock basement for this episode
It's the only way that it will live up to hype
>>63854897
NO, I'M NOT, AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?
BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING KYLE MOONEY
>>63854897
Shouldn't you be getting ready for the show Kyle? I hope you die.
it's starting
i think mooney's OK like 3/4 of the time
here we go!
>>63854917
HOW, LITERALLY, CAN YOU THINK KYLE MOONEY IS FUNNIER THAN TARAN KILLAM
HOLY SHIT
LIKE SERIOUSLY
GET PSYCHOLOGICALLY EVALUATED
show will end with bruce playing santa claus is coming to town
>actually using pete davidson in a sketch
Darrell Hammond Trump
BASED
A
S
E
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ
>jost in a sketch
what is going on
This Cristi impression sucks
PAUL MOONEY SUCKS
These impersonations are awful
Those hp printers always waste ink on those set up prints
I kinda want to fuck Carly Fiorina now
yeb btfo
the jeb! impression is awful, but the character is funny
>>63855079
So you just say Hammond's Trump sucks?
GENDER IDENTITY SHAMING
HOW DARE YOU NBC
>>63855079
Trump is the only good one and hes an od school member
Darrell Hammond, the most underrated cast member ever
darrell is just so so so good
>>63854977
End times?
need Ben Carson's sleep glasses cap now
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63855134
youre thinking of Will Forte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ
Carson with the glasses was great.
I pray for a low amount of Leslie tonight... please guys...
How is Hammond voicing over the intro when he was in character just 5 seconds earlier?
>>63855113
He's the only one that's decent
>Rand Paul taller than Christie
>Carson is played as gay for some reason
>Fiorina and Jeb aren't even close to approximating the actual people
>Blackish man playing Rubio
HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY THAT KYLE MOONEY PLAYED RAND PAUL
THEY'RE EQUALLY IRRELEVANT
WHO /SP/ HERE?
>>63855167
Davidson is black?
Wanna bend Tina Fey over 2bh
>>63855164
he pre-recorded it
Amy Poehler has not aged well
Tina hips. Wew lads
yo, for real though, amy has gotten really really hot over the last 5 years or so
>>63855164
Recorded. The last intro was live.
has tina fay come out as lesbian yet?
I just want to see Little Stevie play dammit.
>>63855194
I'm only /sp/ for Eagles games
amy looks a lot better now than when she was a cast member
HAHAHA HAHAHA DOUBLE SPEAKING
>>63855220
she was never hot
>Tina Fey
I'm sweatin lads
>>63855205
I'm not sure what the fuck he is, but there's definitely some black in there
>>63855229
Menopause
>>63855194
>cowshits
>>63855245
Jesus Christ, will you ever shut the fuck up?
>Musical monologue
Gonna go take a shit lads
HAHAHAHAHA MUSICALS
>>63855245
Jesus Christ, will you ever shut the fuck up?
Singing. Of course.
Former cast member cameo should be popping up any second now...
>>63855270
a couple of kids too
>>63855266
>some black but looks mostly spic
that's called being Puerto Rican
Why do women hands get pudgey as they age?
>singing intro
I thought theyd be better than this
for fuck sake
I thought monologues were supposed to contain jokes?
>>63855303
That's literally the opposite of what happens to most women. Their hands turn into spooky skeleton hands.
>>63855316
This is the christmas episode lad, expect like 5 more cameos
>SNL Gay Men's Chorus
kek
>>63855118
AND NOW GAY SHAMING
WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITLORDS
>>63855316
They used all their material on sisters
>>63855342
When they're 80 but middle aged woman get pudgey
People I expect to show up
>Bill Hader
>Seth Meyers
>Andy Samberg
>Maya Rudolph
>Tracy Morgan
>kenan doing the carlton
nice.
They both have so many followers and assistants that they are convinced every little thing they do is "hilarious."
I miss "I wish it was christmas today"
the best xmas song ever
>>63855343
Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are pretty much a given.
>>63855384
>Tracy Morgan
Absolutely guaranteed
I'd also expect Wiig because it's not like she has anything better to do
>Jizzele
>>63855384
sounds about right
also add Jimmy Fallon
>>63855415
>it's not like she has anything better to do
she was in 3 movies in 2015 and will be in 4 movies in 2016
Sad that critics even hate their movie. You know they want to give it every benefit of the doubt
Please welcome to the stage...
>>63855194
Right here
>>63855451
They tried to create Bridesmaids: Project X edition and failed
>>63855358
That's sad
>>63855446
In a perfect world it would only be 3...
Odds of a Jost/Che vs Poehler/Fey WU showdown?
>>63855384
hopefully someone from the Parks and Rec cast
Oh boy more Hillary shilling, bravo NBC and Comcast
>amy not being hilary
Weekly reminder Kate deserves much better.
Is this a Hillary Christmas Carol skit? How badly are they going to get this wrong?
>>63855526
Nope.
As expected.
>>63855526
and there she is
>>63855526
>not realizing early on it was going to be a christmas carol spoof
>>63855526
There ya go.
where's palin?
>Amy is meant to be the young Hillary
Isn't that a little backwards?
HAHAHAHAHAHA DOUBLE HILLARYS
>>63855569
With Bill
chances of the real hillary showing up?
>>63854483
hey look i called it
>>63855555
checked
>dat Broad City reference
and there she is, Sarah Palin
>>63855604
0% She was just at the debate in New Hampshire.
>>63855569
happening
Heh, Tina Sarah.
>>63855621
No, that's just a thing girls say now
Why the fuck are they going crazy over hosts appearing in a sketch?
>>63855604
>chances of the real hillary showing up?
nigga she's in new hampshire
>>63855569
Here she is.
Rather chose her over Trump now.
>>63855604
Doubtful since there was a debate in New Hampshire earlier tonight.
>>63855621
It was a youtuber thing before that.
stop staring at the cue cards tina
>>63855651
GOTTA PAY TRIBUTE TO THAT NOSTALGIA BECAUSE NOTHING IS EVER FUNNY IN MODERN SNL
>>63855633
>>63855655
I don't know LOL I'm not american
Real Hilary is gonna show up.
>>63855656
>Rather chose
>chose
Do us all a favor and don't vote at all.
>I was at a smashing pumpkins concert where billy corgan talked about masturbating to sarah palin
2008 was weird
>jokes literally from 7 years ago
>>63855697
She's at the Democratic debate right now you nincompoop
>>63855697
she was in new hampshire for the debate you uneducated pleb
>>63855697
she's in new hampshire you idiot
>>63855713
Oh.
Right.
>adam driver
literally who
>was going great until they started dancing and the sketch was ruined
BASED KYLO REN HOSTING
>Kylo Ren hosting in January
Who the fuck is Adam Driver
>Bombs Over Baghdad
tell dee twoof
>>63855705
she's a certified milf desu senpai
>>63855705
>going to a smashing pumpkins concert after 2001
you brought that on yourself
>>63855713
>>63855728
>>63855729
>three unique insults over the course of 34 seconds
neat
>>63855747
check every other thread on this board
Didn't see that coming
>>63855747
He's on Girls.
I thought Kylo Ren was black?
game show sketch coming up
>Game Show skit
WHY GOD WHY
OH BOY TIME FOR MORE IMPRESSIONS OF COMMON STEREOTYPES
Who the fuck still watches this shit?
Why would I want to be bored to death?
>Kylo Ren hosting nearly a month after the premiere
>>63855821
>>63855826
Keenan is funny in these.
Did the announcer just fuck up?
>announcer botch
>THAT SCREWUP
KEK
>Jeopardy
PLEASE NORM
Whooooops.
Someone fucked up.
>Kylo Ren hosting before Rey and Finn
LOL
Holy shit that prerecorded fuck up.
R-R-R-REMIX
somebody's getting fired
that technical fuckup
>botched audio
WTF with that?
>fucking up something as simple as audio on the second most important show of the year
Botchamania: SNL Edition
Whoa pedo jokes
/tv/ - the sketch
>>63855872
>>63855873
yeah im sure it was the announcer who was skipping like a CD. must be his fault
>>63855882
because he's the only one that can actually act
Oh hell yes
WE /tv/ NOW
tina totally wrote this sketch
hello /tv/
Oh hey, it's a sketch about /tv/
Paging Chris Hansen...
did dan sneider write this sketch?
Last guy is gay.
holy shit this is a dark sketch
i like it
I would comfort vanessa with my penis
This is hilarious
THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT
>>63855919
SU PER DRA GON
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>63855966
>>63855973
You guys....
Dan Schneider is currently jerking off to this sketch
Why didn't Bobby get the fat wife
Also is this confirming liberals will legalize cunny under Hillary
So this sketch is about how pissed off Tina/Amy about getting old huh?
Edgy sketch is edgy.
there's no way the libs and sjws aren't going to catch hell for this tomorrow
Holy shit this is dark
Cecily is white?
Ditch Leslie for Cecily?
Hell yeah, thats a win.
Oh... wait.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a twist
>>63856011
Of course
GODDAMN THEY DID IT
Wincest
Finally, the role Leslie was born to play.
>>63856048
you misunderstood that joke
Cecily looks cuter every week
Mooney shows up. The skit suddenly sucks.
>>63856096
Noice.
It's funny because they're actually banned in NYC now because they're seen as like Segways
>Vehicles that can't be registered under the DMV
>>63856096
It was still pretty good. Those things are a joke.
Oh hey it's an oscar bait skit.
>>63855239
ARE
YOU
A
WIZARD
>>63856081
She's got that pregnancy glow
quick costume change for all 3
This is a really old sketch right?
>kenan in a non black role
>>63856149
Oh hi bully who doesn't know how life works
A HANDBAG?
Thats all they had for Sasheer this week, huh?
>>63856151
Amy has a good description of SNL quick costume changes in her book
did they really do that on the jeffersons?
>>63856174
He was an acting coach on The Jefferson's and he is acting like Daffy Duck
It's a black role
well this sketch is shit
tina is starting to look old
Man, this sketch sucks
>tfw tina and amy came back so they wrote kenan into a normal role instead of the stereotypical black man
Why are they recycling garbage
How come none of you bought a ticket to SNL and yelled out the spoiler for star wars during the show?
the black chick is sorta qt
>>63856237
He's literally telling them to act like the Jeffersons you mong
Please, no take 5
>>63856237
>acting coach on the jeffersons
i know what this skit needs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbRjvf1kPI
I thought the joke would be they'd almost kiss each times before Keenan yells cut
>>63856274
No this is a very old skit about a black guy who acting coached the jeffersons
>>63856274
that would have been considerably better
Well, that brought the show to a screeching halt.
This show needs a "Dakota Fanning Show"
>>63856298
I hope Springsteen is doing something fun and not some liberal garbage song.
Is this a true detective rip off starring JLo?
>Bruce Springteen
Piss break
jennifer lopez really has not aged well, her hair on that new show looks like shit
THE FUCKING BOSS IS HERE
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAUSE IVE BEEN IN A COMA
>>63856337
He just looked like he refused to look into the camera.
>>63856268
And just what I need, another four and a half minute long boring sketch!
>>63856337
there is literally nothing wrong with being a liberal
>>63856350
why are they booing him?
Hopefully bruce sings a Christmas song
>Singing his new shit
Muted
Silviooooo
>another horrible mixing job on SNL
Prince had the right idea
>>63856396
I think they were saying "Bruuuuuuce".
man is he really promoting the reissue of the river
>>63856396
This guy
>>63856396
not a bruce springsteen fan detected
>humamumma dummma emma hurrpa derppa
anyone understand his rambling singing?
>>63856398
>You want a new saxophone for Christmas?
That's Max Weinberg! Haven't seen him since Late Night with Conan O'Brien days.
>>63856414
WERE YOU SAYING BOO OR BRUCE?
why does his band look like gay pirates
>>63856413
what did he do?
max looks old as fuck
>>63856439
It is?!? Sweet!
Bruce sounds like shit, unless he was singing his older shit, and I know this is older shit, but his good older shit, I'm not interested
>>63856439
Oh, thanks! Very cool.
>>63856461
He refused to let any SNL staff in the booth while he performed and brought in his own people
>>63856457
bruce-erns
>>63856458
YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN THAT LITTLE STEVIE
>>63856439
Damn, his face made me miss those old Conan days
>>63856458
Gay pirates and milfs
>>63856432
As a native and lifelong resident of the State of New Jersey, I have the authority to tell. you to go fuck yourself
>nils knows he's the best guitar player on stage but gets treated as 3rd banana
he's also aged a ton recently
>>63856457
I was saying Bruce...
>they're completely out of breath
What will song #2 be?
>The news reads tomorrow "People Boo Bruce Springsteen on SNL"
>>63856439
>you will never again fall asleep to leno's bland monologue, only to wake up to a bear jerking off to circus music and walker texas ranger clips
>Booing him
I know New Yorkers are assholes but wow
>>63856517
>New Jersey
New York's toilet
>BOOOOOOOOOO
Boo Springsteen
Hey it's that guy from Conan
>inb4 a bunch of news reports
>Bruce Springsteen booed in snl performance
people are retarded
were they boo-ing him or saying "BRUUUUUUUUUUCE"
>>63856557
#3 will be santa claus is coming to town
>>63856517
"Go fuck yourself" is how we great each other in New Jersey.
>>63856557
I'd like to hear I'm on Fire for no particular reason
>>63856557
santa claus is comin to town
that was good i guess, but it really needed a few more guitars to round out the sound
>>63856557
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY
>no cameos yet
there better be a BUNCH of fucking cameos in weekend update
>>63856600
Always a reason to listen to I'm on Fire.
>>63856473
>>63856484
Yeah he's actually an original member of the E Street Band.
Bruh
They're saying Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuce.
When Victor Cruz of the new york giants makes a catch everyone shouts Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz, they're not booooooooooooooooooing
if seth and fallon dont come back for weekend I'm gonna riot
THEY NEED TO PUT A STOP TO THE DAILY SHOW SEGMENT
>tfw bruce tickets sold out instantly last week
feels bad man
>>63856618
>>63856618
>i like famous people circlejerking and awkwardly standing around with excessive clapping
>>63856646
I was saying Bruuuce-urns.
>weekend update
time for piss break
Okay, kick them out and let Tina and Amy host this week.
>>63856664
Fallon is shit. Plus, Amy hates him, so I doubt he will show up.
>>63856640
these people aren't even trolling, they're just that stupid.
oh jesus, jost and I have the same hair
>>63856731
Me and Che have the same hair
>>63856597
true enough
I actually am from NJ, and am drinking an NJ beer
>>63856691
>he doesn't
I like che
>>63856731
Doesn't every white male over 20 have that hair?
>>63856711
>amy hates him
source?
>>63856787
why? he's awful
lol the fat girl couldn't even get the fat girl role
kate came up with, and obviously loves this character
>>63856766
You got a du-rag on? Gotta get dem waves for Christmas. You wanna look good for da honeys
>no cameo
>no tina or amy
>kate doing standard weird guest
This is disappointing
>>63856815
Aidy Bryant has awful delivery, Kate has that Norm McDonald delivery gift.
>>63856837
just wait
>>63856597
It's greet not great you dumb fuck
>>63856837
It's not over yet.
>>63856841
>Aidy Bryant is awful
Fixed*
Second week in a row Kate started to break.
>>63856517
You mean, "goerr foookmma yourseffa"?
>>63856841
Norm's perfect as the ornery pigeon on Mike Tyson Mysteries.
New thread >>63856891
>>63856891
DRAFT KINGS BTFO
>Muh Andrew Jackson racist
>>63856910
When its barely over 300 posts?
>>63856826
what are you on about? che doesn't have waves in his hair
>>63856939
This isn't /sp/
These jokes just keep getting worse.
About damn time.
>>63856916
none of that suggests "not liking him"
why does michael laugh all of colin's jokes?
>NO JEDIDIAH
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
weak
>>63856993
Becuz their funny?
An ad for SeeSo???
>>63856993
That was what they came up with to make them seem more likable as Update hosts.
I'm sorry, I just can't imagine being a kind of hot female in the 1980s and having "fun" serving tequila to Mick and Keef while trapped in a plane.
oh hi maya
It took them an hour for the first cameo?
Funny, though.
BOOM HEADSHOT
SOUTH PARK DID IT!
I can fap to this.
if they're going to attempt these rap videos, they really just need to get sandberg and the rest of the island back to write them
>>63857512
>Taylor Swift
>Rap Video
>>63857555
did we just watch the same sketch? i'm talking about the video that had a cameo with fat girl schumer
>>63857670
It was a parody of a Taylor Swift video
