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>it's a humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit episode
>>63752187
I just watched House of Quark yesterday, it was great
>>63752364
Is there a better character in Star Trek than Quark?
Is there anything Armin Shimerman couldn't do in the 90s?
Informal Poll:
Is your #1 favorite waifu from your #1 favorite series or from a different series?
>>63752505
Protect his students from a snake demon.
>>63752505
I heard from 1990-1999 he could appear in hundreds of places at once.
After today Star Wars faggots and Trekies will be united in their hatred for JJ Abrams
>>63752702
why would jj abrams draw the ire of star trek fans? he has done nothing with star trek.
there has never been a star trek project by jj abrams.
do you fucking understand?
never.
>>63752505
Plain, Simple, Garak is a bamf who straight up disintegrates members of the obsidian order
>>63752749
>it's a Bobby Saves The Household episode
>it's a Bill Must Suffer episode
>it's a Ladybird Causes A Diplomatic Incident episode
>>63752802
Remember when Ladybird ate a Trill Symbiont?
>>63752187
>>63752505
Wasn't his race supposed to be the Jews of that show?
>>63752799
>tailor on a space station full of people who wear regulation uniforms all the time
>profit
Pick one
>>63752629
Topkek
>>63752692
Who was that other guy who was in Buffy and Star Trek? The one who played the heavy hitter for The Master in season 1 and the reassembled demon Buffy blew up with the RPG launcher in season 2. I want to make a TV show using nothing but 90s staple actors that were in everything.
Threadly reminder that Janeway is best captain and did literally(literally!) nothing wrong!
Prove me wrong!
Pro tip:You can't
>>63752909
Are you talking about the guy who was also the Alien Bounty Hunter in X Files? Guy was in everything
>>63752799
don't forget the time he murdered a romulan senator
or the time he tried to commit genocide against the changelings
>>63752942
Yeah that guy, I guess his name is Brian Thompson. That guy needs more work.
>>63752909
I know, it almost makes me think Garak was actually a Cardi Spy and the shop was just a front
>>63752505
Better? I don't know. But there are a few contenders.
>>63753059
Star Trek and Law & Order kept food on the table for hundreds of working actors.
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
Liek if u cry evereetime
Share 2 prevent cascade failure
>"I'm not a robot"
>get the check mark
>>63753261
>Building an android is so hard even Data couldn't get it right and everyone of Soong's was a failure until Lore and Data
>Nah lel he also made another one but this time it was a retard
Fuck you Nemesis.
>>63753261
>tfw no Lal gf (gynoid friend)
>>63752538
>best girl
>best trek
>implying even "stinky bajoran snatch" guy wouldn't visit her nanas
>>63752914
only chumps get promoted to become an Admiral in Starfleet
>>63753261
"his hands were moving so fast i couldn't even see them"
WHY SENPAI
>>63753480
Chumps they want out of command, or super evil dudes.
Seriously the Federation would have become the Janeway empire if they left her in command of a ship.
>>63753261
>>63753373
>>63753324
>B4
>not one of the pre-Lore failures
>B
>4
I know Nemesis is terrible retarded garbage, but this makes you look even more retarded.
>>63753634
Mirror universe Janeway will definitely take over the Terran Empire
>>63753324
Wasn't B4 built before Lore and Data? I always thought it was Soong working on the general body/appearance/mechanics, before Data was built with an emphasis on his android brain. Lore was built afterwards with an emphasis on his emotions but he turned out nutso.
What I don't get is why Shin Zon was automatically bald because he was a young clone of Picard. Picard had hair when he was a kid in TNG tv episodes. Unless Shin Zon shaved his head because of some Romulan custom or that he was a slave.
>It's a bajoran vaginas are so loose, giving birth doesnt hurt them at all episode
>>63753218
He should have killed them all
>>63753663
Except we're told about the pre-Lore failures. There were three of them, and they died. Not "one lived, but was a retard so we sold him to some Remans." Hint, don't call someone retarded when you're the one who has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>63753709
>There were three of them. They were like children to us. Losing them was very painful. When Noonian decided to try again, I was very much against it. I didn't think we had the right to bring a life into the world with so little chance of surviving. But your Father was sure that he'd figured out what went wrong, insisted he could make a stable matrix, and he did.
>>63752187
star trek is such commie propaganda shitting on the free market with these caricatures and "muh post-scarcity socialisms" bull
>>63753709
Theres no logic to be found in Nemesis
I'd like to point out that Netflix literally pulled every Star Trek movie EXCEPT Nemesis
>>63753768
>>63753804
Oh hey, we can't have one be fixed and re-activated a few decades after it was abandoned. Nope, impossible. Certainly not by guys that can make a ship with "perfect" cloak, or made to fire all weapons while cloaked when this was impossible before. Nope.
Like I said, Nemesis is retarded, but denying what happened just because you don't like it is even more retarded.
>>63753821
its insidious.
first time around the bajoran religion didnt bother me at all, but ive been rewatching random episodes in random order and its so annoying.
it just doesnt make any sense, their religion should be less like todays and more like ancient greeks or romes.
The whole concept of "dont need no logic when you have faith" doesnt make sense when your gods are actually real.
>>63754106
People who are religious all believe their gods are actually real.
>>63753821
Hello T'/pol/!
>>63754106
I think part of the thing is that their Gods aren't super explicit about what they want of them and are vague when they contact them. That is why they need a charismatic crazy man like Benjamin Sisko as the emissary
>>63754000
Again, I find it deeply amusing that someone calling me retarded is incapable of reading. Nowhere did I "deny" Nemesis happened. I pointed out it contradicted previous established episodes. Because it was a lazy movie.
But yeah, your fan fiction about how Shinzon is a better expert than Data and Soong combined is great and I definitely enjoy fans making up their own rationalizations to explain away plot holes because that's not contributing to the ever decreasing writing quality in Hollywood.
Continuing this conversation is pointless when I quote actual episodes and you will just make up whatever you want.
>>63754381
The Emissary is pretty crazy, 2bh (to be honest).
I saw The Emissary in a replimat in Kendra Province yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in corporeal form, but I didn’t want to be a waste extractor and bother him and ask him for holographs or anything.
He said, “You're doing now, like oh?” and added "It's not linear."
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh, my child? huh, my child? huh, my child?” and swinging an imaginary baseball bat in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw his grace trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen spiced hasperats in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Your holiness, Bajor is outside of Federation space, so all items must be purchased with gold-pressed latinum” At first he kept pretending to be having a vision and not hearing her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the hasperats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any tachyon infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each hasperat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by laughing really loudly.
>>63754443
gets me every time
>>63753821
they aren't living in a post scarcity economy though. Replicators can only make so many things, some things can't be replicated due to complexities (Phasers and Photon Torpedos and Medicines)
The Federation are "ethical" colonialists
The Klingon Empire is a feudal economy with "Great Houses"
The Romulans and Cardassians have some sort of Military-Industrial complex
The Ferengi are powerful capitalists who trade for latinum profits (one of the substances that is valuable because you can't replicate it)
>>63754588
its post scarity for all the basic stuff unless you are some retard living on the edge of space.
>>63752187
reminder
>sneak into captain's quarters
>reprogram his replicator so "Earl Grey" will autocorrect to "Masala Chai"
Who /mischief/ here?
>>63754818
>reprogram replicator so 'Coffee, black' turns to 'decaf latte'
How to get tortured and murdered by Janeway 101
>>63754802
it is post scarcity for not dying from starvation for some people on some planets held by the federation, but even if everything always went right for colonies (which they don't as is the case with Kodos the Executioner from TOS and every time they have emergency supplies) you would need more than food and clothing, you would need space to live so land becomes your scarce resource
>>63753821
By the Nagus!
Shaka, when the walls fell.
>>63755097
Temba, his arms wide open
>>63755097
>>63755207
Star Trek quote, when it was quoted in a Star Trek thread.
>>63754418
lol you shut that faggot up
>>63755025
i refuse to believe theyve mastered faster than light travel. gone to hundreds of worlds. but still cant get fucking blankets.
>>63754802
>>63755025
it's post-scarcity for everything marx talked about, namely the necessities of life
>>63755230
I wasn't memeing anon, I just really like that episode and couldn't remember if that was the name or not.
>>63755230
Hitler and Eva, in the bunker.
>>63755260
Or that the Kazon have FTL travel and weapons to rival the Feds but no water
>>63755767
they stole all that.
it was like a bunch of hobos getting into space suddenly.
>>63755260
yeah you can replicate a blanket while the replicators working. Clearly the Federation aren't just space communists and the show isn't pointing out how much better communism is.
My point is you can't replicate a planet, therefore land and territory become your scarce resources.
You can see this in the way they trade the rights to colonize or use planets in their treaties
>>63755844
>the Kazon are separated into different tribes
>they were separated into tribes by aliens called the Trabe
Bravo, Voyager. B R A V O
>>63753218
You're here too. I'm the
>it's a Garak episode
guy
So, we're having a thread then
>>63753471
She forgot to age. Would still do her 2bh pham
>>63756092
I was really rustled by the fact that Voyager kept running into them for like the entire first season. They seemed to span across an incomprehensibly large space
>>63756126
Still need Jonathan Fakes to show up
>>63756126
I'm the guy that likes to politely remind everyone that Dukat did, in fact, do something wrong.
>>63753059
he was also Shoa Khan in Mortal Kombat Annihilation
>>63757153
I've always wondered how many Trek regulars are actually the same person. Like is Ro anon also pewpew anon?
>DS9 OP
>lots of DS9 posting
>>63757175
A handful of regulars to be sure. I know sorenposter has an alert on his phone for trek threads while I am just on /tv/ way to much.
>>63757204
reminder that sisko was a commander
>>63757286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk
?
>>63757277
>alert on his phone for trek threads
How do you do this
>>63757286
That's okay. Janeway was a three-pip admiral. Nobody's perfect.
>>63757364
Don't post from my phone.
>>63752799
that's why this is the best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TREQGl54BU8
>>63757204
>savage chickens
Holy shit haven't been there in fucking years.
>>63754000
>Certainly not by guys that can make a ship with "perfect" cloak, or made to fire all weapons while cloaked when this was impossible before
Star Trek VI had a Klingon ship that could fire when cloaked.
>>63752799
>you fight well...for a tailor.
>>63757426
Fuck, how will I ensure a stable flow of latinum into Star Trek threads then?
>>63757369
Janeway is a VICE Admiral. Three Stars.
>>63757871
>ever not being on /tv/
Well there's your problem.
>>63757468
what the fuck would you do wit ha moon if you owned one?
>>63757204
But DS9 made worf cool. Before switching shows his only job was to get btfo.
>>63757927
Someday I'm going to get a girlfriend and she's gonna look through my shit and ask why I have like 40 pictures of Ferengi on my phone
>>63757983
>Fuck Planet Paradise and Weapons Emporium
I swear, no lobes for business.
>>63757983
exploit its property value for financial gain
>>63754815
>for the vast majority of times DS9 had a higher ranking than Voyager
Wow what a surprise.
>>63758100
Not as bad as explaining why you have an entire folder of slightly different pictures of morn.
>>63758100
>Someday I'm going to get a girlfriend
No oomoks for you hoomon.
>>63757364
Maybe wrote a simple script to alert when there is a thread with certain Trek-related keywords in the OP?
>>63758220
That sounds about right.
>>63758414
I wish he would share it. I've wanted to do the same thing but I'm a pleb when it comes to CS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSrKEv9s6pw
Good soundtrack coming through
>>63758463
Ask next time someone asks about sexual organs.
>>63757804
It could only do torps though (and I'm not sure why all ships can't fire torpedoes, since they are pretty self-contained, unlike energy weapons). Shinzon's sue ship could fire all weapons, and have its shields up, while cloaked.
>about 50 Star Wars thread at the moment
>one Trek thread
So this is wht being a skreean refugee feels like.
Fascinating.
>>63759775
Is that Colm Meanley with some added calories?
>>63757175
>>63757153
>>63756126
>>63753218
im this guy but i also have made some other OC and im violently provoyager whenever ds9ers start shitstorms against it.
that being said, we get about 100 posters in these threads sometimes so its not easy to say its all just a bunch of regulars
>>63759887
this is also my OC. you can recognize me by my distatste for capitalization.
>>63752505
>Is there anything Armin Shimerman couldn't do in the 90s?
eat pork?
>>63759938
i also post tons of smutty pictures of various womyn sometimes, such as jolene and jodi.
>>63752538
my waifu is pic related but TNG is best series.
>>63759887
>>63759938
>>63760003
Why do you write like a Pakled?
>>63759938
>sisko: turned into a space messiah
>janeway: turn into a slug (and fucked Paris)
Janefags BTFO again
>>63760028
yes thats me.
>>63760075
The question is "why".
>>63753261
>I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life.
>its a Tomalak diplomacy episode
>>63760121
the answer is "yes"
>>63760121
You help us shitpost?
>>63760178
i help you something else
Remember that time the DS9 crew robbed a holographic casino?
fuck everything vic fontaine related
>it's a nigger society episode
>>63760252
Go fuck yourself palie.
about to start a TNG episode. first reply picks the episode, unless its one i saw recently.
>>63760308
Masks
>>63760308
Tapestry
>>63760111
Frasier?
>>63760252
Still better than Voyager's irish village, palie.
>>63758082
Worf was always cool. Some bad writing doesn't change that.
>>63760321
masks it is, followed by tapestry. good choices, i actually like masks kek. thanks.
>>63760252
>it's an anon has no taste episode
Remember that DS9 episode Meridian? Brigadoon in space?
>>63758082
>imblying all worf-centered TNG episodes and his discommendation arc werent ebig
>>63760401
I'm not going to listen to your podcast, shill.
>>63760437
What about a podcast now?
>>63759656
That's the best thing about /tv/ Trek. We know how to stick to a single thread, but it isn't a cancerous faster-than-the-board infinigeneral
>>63760464
>tricking me into sharing your website
Nice shilling, shill.
http://www.reopeningthewormhole.com/
>>63759656
Because everyone on /stg/ is at least 28.
>>63760496
>3 trek threads up last night
/tv/ loves trek, and honestly I avoid the generals whenever possible. but nowhere else to post tonight.
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>63759941
This past summer I was at a yard sale that had a photo of Quark signed by Armin Shimmerman for like $5
I hate the fact that I didn't buy it
>>63759887
I'm trying to hone my artistic skills to start getting more OC for us but I'm very beginner (I made the Santa Janeway). My goal is to make some decent T'/pol/ comics, like a Trek-ified version of Christ Chan
>>63760383
>>63760321
The cast supposedly couldn't stop laughing after takes during Masks. They tend to bash it and s7 at conventions.
>>63759938
I won't defend having it in for Eddington or going to those extremes to get him. Eddington was right that disjointed sisko didn't really have a problem with what the maquis were doing but like the rest of Starfleet he couldn't except anyone turning their backs on the authority of paradise.
Bringing the romulans into the war was the right call even if it meant assassination, which garak was responsible for.
Also not really his choice to be the emissary or not with the omnipotent extradimensional aliens setting everything up.
>>63760617
well you dont always need artistic skills to make your point. this is also mine :)
>>63760592
it's brown and tends to lean to the left
>>63760653
i agree with you but when youre fighting rabid voyager bashers it stops being about compromise. trek threads 6-12 months ago got awful pretty fast.
>>63760617
$5??!! Dude... that's lunch. That's a round of mini golf. That's a box of Girl Scout cookies. Shame on you.
>>63760712
>leftie
low five, brother!
>>63760428
I'll give you putting a batleth through duras's chest.
>Worf, NO!
>It's a Nig and Nog episode
>>63760712
What causes penile leaning?
>>63760719
well we've learned that as long as we avoid making blanket statements about fanbases or shows, we can all get along, but as soon as someone starts saying "x show is better than y" or " x has the worst fanbase" shit starts going poorly.
>>63752364
>that semen demon Grillka
>tfw youll never go to quarks
>>63760560
>yfw I amactually 27]
>>63760772
>but as soon as someone starts saying "x show is better than y" or " x has the worst fanbase" shit starts going poorly.
and that happens 3 out of every 4 threads. the 1 out of 4 is the thread with 5 replies before dying.
>>63760787
>I will never have sex with a Klingon
it would be worth the broken bones desu
>>63760617
Santa Janeway is the only good OC I've seen these threads produce in months.
Please enjoy this one free complimentary sucking of your e-penis.
>>63760817
i'm turning 31in 6 hours
>>63760827
I wonder what sex with a Vulcan is like.
>>63760865
happy birthday in 6 hours senpai
>>63760806
>tfw no Quark's mug
>tfw no kanar bottle
>tfw no dabo table or tongo wheel
>>63760818
I don't mind that sort of thing when among our own kind. It can end up pretty funny and you've got to be invested to make a lot of the criticisms. But if an outsider said the same thing it'd be like racial slur from a white boy.
>>63760865
>>63760817
i'm,12and what is this
>>63760881
Dry
>>63760885
ty very much
>>63760881
depends. are they in heat? if not, no sex, or at best lying there like a dead fish. if in heat i assume its like being raeped.
>>63760806
>ywn have hot rib-breaking sex with a literal semen demon Klingon woman
I don't know why I'm still alive. Oculus rift I guess.
>you will never not-pay Dr "best cheating surgeon in Starfleer" Bashir and get a sex change and become a dabo-girl, hiding stolen latinum under your underbreast fold, curtesy of the good doctor
Why even live?
>>63760772
IMO I think that there's a clear difference between blanket statements like "X is shit" and "X's fans are shit", and I would much rather see the former than the latter.
>>63760341
Lilith?
>>63760923
>tfw never made it to st:the experience
It looked like they had the whole promenade.
>>63761040
>mfw I realised this was Rene Auberjenois
>mfw the scene when he's wearing nothing but Roz's nightgown
>>63761040
Dang, I forgot Rene was in a couple episodes of Frasier.
>>63761013
>tfw want to fuck romulan and klingon bitches
why
>>63760764
We're all pretty asymmetrical. Your left nut is probably lower than your right one. Go on. Grab that nut and prove me wrong.
Women's smurfs, too.
>>63761327
You nuts are asymetrical so you don't have to walk bow-legged guy.
Can jews and muslims eat replicated pork? It's not real pork after all but is a perfect duplicate.
>>63761411
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
>>63761411
Do you think there are any jews or muslims left?
>>63753261
Lol.
>>63761013
I wish that pure-Klingon B'Elanna from S1 of Voyager became the permanent thing, but obviously the producers would never do it
>>63761472
Commander Ivanova is Jewish, farn.
>>63760308
>Worf_sitting_in_the_traditional_klingon_chair_of_pain.jpg
>>63761510
Do they have to teleport her onto a barren rock for the Sabbath?
>>63761047
They had a good chunk of it. The ride itself was kind of dumb (one of those motion rides where you sit in the car and it jumps back and forth) but the part leading up to it was pretty damn awesome.
The bridge and corridors were pretty close to show accurate and the transporter effect to get you into the thing was incredible.
>>63761411
>>63761472
Religion has disappeared amongst humans in the 24th century.
>>63760881
They probabaly mind meld then go p in v missionary style.
>>63761510
>>63761562
Babylonian fags pls go
It's a Klingon Bar Mitzvah / Pointy-painy / Boys becoming men / Men becoming warriors!
>>63761706
Are you kidding, every time you see a Vulcan experiencing pon far they turn into a fucking rape monster.
Vulcan sex makes klingon sex look like a tender roll in the hay.
>>63760592
Merry Christmas, you imposter.
>>63761813
awww yisss
>>63761864
Didn't Worf say Klingon sex involved recitation of love poetry?
Probably some of Sheq'spir's sonnets
>>63761946
Doesn't it involve yelling?
Daily reminder
>>63761946
>recitation of love poetry?
And a lot of ducking.
But that was courtship. Klingon sex itself is an MMA match.
>>63760683
>>63761975
>one person pretending to be two people
No thanks.
>>63761989
awww yisss
>>63761989
When Klingons want to get "kinky", they cuddle and caress each other softly.
>>63762109
>missionary sex for the purposes of procreation
Still the most degenerate kind of sex in the galaxy.
>>63762042
Why would someone intentionally post contradicting rankings?
>>63762260
To create a conflict and antagonize all sides.
Truly, the Founder is wise in all things.
>>63762343
Romulan plot to turn us against each other. Nice.
>>63761965
Everything klingon involves yelling to some extend.
Klingon lyrical recitation is probably done in yells.
>>63762580
Not everything
>>63762636
You politely yell on the inside.
>>63762636
>implying he didn't yell while preparing it, so that every warrior arround knows that someone is making a dangerous drink
>implying the tea ceremony isn't supposed to end with a yell to let the gods know that a true warrior survived drinking a poisonous tea
>>63762670
I just couldn't help
>>63762683
He didn't make that tea. That tea was made bya ghost.
I apologize to anybody who is spooked by this post.
>>63762825
My bad.
I was thinking of that one.
>>63762747
Kahless will truly save a place for you in StoVoKor.
This Trek thread is a bastion of sanity in an insane Star Wars filled world.
> have multiple filters on
> have filtered over twenty threads
> still seeing a shit ton of Star Wars threads
>>63752187
>There's nearly 70 Star Wars threads currently
>nearly
>70
Is this what it feels like to be the alien trash of the galaxy?
>>63763587
You are now experiencing what it feels like to be aBabylon 5 fan at a sci-fi convention
>>63763630
Sorry, pebble. It's too late for you to vote.
>>63763630
>Babylon 5 fan
Does anyone else get hard as fuck sometimes watching her? I've had to jerk off like three times.
Requesting santa janeway
>>63763886
There's coal in that nebula.
>>63763587
Holy shit. I thought 50 during the embargo end was the height
>>63763886
Unfortunately I'm awake from my computer for the next two weeks, but you should be able to find it in archive.4plebs by searching 'Santa Janeway'
>tfw no qt space gipsy gf to go kill cardassians with
hold me
>>63759938
The last two were pretty much out of Sisko's control though.
>>63761975
>hating archer
>liking nigger jesus
Sage
>>63764077
I too wish for the ability to sage a comment sometimes
>>63763953
found it, thanks senpai
>Captcha: Select all images with coffee.
Just finished Deep Space 9 for the first time, sad to know that it's all downhill from here. I watched Generations, but do I watch the other TNG movies before moving onto Voyager, or start Voyager and then the movies?
Also, what are the best model kits for the enterprises?Afraid to ask on /toy/ because Space Operas are a running troll meme
>but do I watch the other TNG movies before moving onto Voyager
Don't bother
It'll just tarnish you TNG memories
Anyone have a list of recommended episodes of each series?
>>63764167
>Coffee
>Not raktajino
>>63764247
>I just watched DS9, and still have Voyager to go
>all downhill
Pick uno, famigo
>>63764274
>>63764247
/tv/ is histrionic as usual. Voyager really isn't that bad and there's enough good episodes and characters to make it worth while. If you don't like an episode just skip it.
>>63764289
Just watch them all you nigger. Theres very few episodes I would say skip entirely for each series.
>>63764077
>>63764151
what the heck is sage
>>63764454
>>63764289
Watch them all first time through and form your own opinions as to which deserve a rewatch.
>>63764289
Autismtropes's best episodes lists are usually pretty good, if very limited.
>It's a Nog goes from a non Federation affiliated spices to Lieutenant Junior Grade in Star Fleet in less time it takes Ensign Kim to stay an Ensign.
>>63764077
Someone has a lot of FAAAAAIIIITH.
>>63764382
Why would Voyager tarnish TNG memories?
I was obviously talking about the TNG movies, you mong
>>63764541
>*episode
>>63764572
It's a fitting song for the show. You know what?
I'm going to watch the series again.
>Archer blindly going where no one has gone before
>Trip being a bro
>T'pol being seduced by Human nature
>Vulcan influence being subverted by Archer's strong will
Such an awesome series. It deserve at least 7 seasons.
>>63764541
War is good for promotions.
>>63764382
Voyager is great for the same reason it's bad: it's comfy as fuck
As you can surmise, that means it failed in what it set out to do, but is still enjoyable to watch through
>>63764501
Sup reddit?
>>63764274
Really? Isn't First Contact supposed to be one of the better Trek movies overall, at least?
Haven't heard much good about Nemesis and Insurrection, though.
>>63764717
I'm not going to say "comfy" because that's reddit.
But Voyager was great. It had a ton of interesting aspects.
Better than deep shit 9, that's for sure.
>>63764657
Agreed. The song was retarded imhotbhfam, but the show had the best chemistry right along withthe best doctorbut it tried to do too much too fast with that silly temporal cold war bull shit.
I found it to be rather well done.
>>63764657
I feel guilty for talking shit and not supporting it when it was on.
>>63764783
>letting Reddit control your life
"lol".
>>63764746
It made good money, but I don't even like it that much.
It violated too many times my suspension of disbelief, and yet again Picard is a completely different person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDbfCbQnH8
Nemesis and Insurrection are pretty bad too.
>>63764783
>hating the best thing since Roddenberry died
fucking degenerate
>>63764794
Phlox was the most "Doctorish" by far. I don't think he EVER went against his ethics.
Plus, he was actually interesting. Compared to the homosexual homewrecker that is EMH (See: his faggot relationship with him and Bill nye.)
>>63764885
I watched it as it aired and saw its slow, painful death in the ratings.
The episode was so fucking sad because you could see where that there was at least 3-4 more seasons of good material for them to play with and it all went to waste.
>>63764899
Avoiding reddit is a noble thing but I don't see how 'comfy' is reddit
>>63764960
Yeah, sure, let's let all those aliens die because IT'S THEIR GENETIC FATE, THEIR EVOLUTIONARY DESTINY! MOTHER NATURE HAS DECIDED THAT IT MUST BE SO!
>>63765000
*last episode
fucking phone.
>>63764885
No. I'm the guy who has been defending ENT. But fuck porthos.
>Captain, we are going into an incredibly dangerous region of space to defend mankind.
>I understand. Set a course. This is the best for humanity. I'M SURE PORTHOS DOESN'T MIND.
>close up of dog
>*stupid dog noise and head cocking*
Fuck that dog.
>>63765020
In all fairness, he did give them a booster to help them along for another ten years so they could (hopefully) make their own cure.
>>63764911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiX3gq3RfvQ
Jean-Luc "Zyklon Borg" Picard
>>63765000
>>63765028
That last episode was pathetic. Should have just gone out with a bottle episode if that was the alternative.
>>63765047
Isn't Porthos supposed to be an allusion to how a number of sea captains had pet dogs?
>>63765095
I don't give a shit. It was annoying as fuck.
>>63765047
If I had that kind of responsibility I'd want a dog to help with the stress. Hell of a lot better than a fish bowl. And he's so compact. Perfect space dog.
>>63765193
NO MORE CHEESE PORTHOS
>>63765193
If Picard had a space pet, what would it be?
>>63765298
An 18 year old twink.
>>63765236
Imagine being stuck in the ward room when that little dog rips one of those cheese farts. The stinging eyes. The gagging. Archer smiling wryly as he makes you sit through it.
Fucking madman.
>>63765298
He had fish If I recall correctly.
>>63760806
But anon, I did go to Quarks in las Vegas. It was everything I hoped for and more
>>63765369
>>63765236
>>63765193
>>63765128
>>63765095
>>63765093
Too many to quote. But this makes me want to watch ENT again.
>>63765324
Keeping humans as pets is Janeway's schtick.
>>63762881
See this is why Pulaski is a better character than Crusher. She had opinions. She did things. She was part of the gang. All Crusher does is bitch about Wesley.
Here is a list of the only true and good Star Trek films to date:
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: VIII: First Contact
>>63765637
I disagree
>>63765087
>>63764911
The Motion Picture and Voyage Home were way better.
>>63765737
>No Journey Home
>No Galaxy Quest.
Not even trying, m8
>>63765568
>all the Crusher hate around here
I liked Pulaski but all she was was a hateable version of McCoy because she would just act like a bitch for no reason.
Crusher did tons of stuff and you're just misappropriating Wesley hate. That one where she gets kidnapped by terrorists is top tier.
>>63765637
>>63765737
"Assimilate this!"
"Your face is irrelevant!"
"Resistance to my ass-whooping is futile!"
"Lower your shields and surrender your butt to my foot!"
>>63765760
The Motion Picture wasn't a true trek film it was just a 2001 wannabe.
Voyage home was fun but it wasn't trek, it could've been trek if it didn't involve time travel, not to imply time travel isn't trek, but in that situation it wasn't good trek material.
>>63765790
Galaxy Quest is good but it isn't actually Star Trek.
>>63765826
> act like a bitch for no reason
MEME ALERT. Go back and watch the second season again anon. Pulaski had reasons for everything she did and said. Also she respected data after measure of a man and pronounced his name correctly from then on.
>>63765865
You sound like someone who doesn't understand that Master & Commander is the best Star Trek flick.
I pity you.
>>63765865
>Voyage home was fun but it wasn't trek, it could've been trek if it didn't involve time travel, not to imply time travel isn't trek, but in that situation it wasn't good trek material.
The Voyage Home didn't involve time travel.
They traveled to a parallel universe where Earth was still in the 1980s.
Source: Roberto Orci.
>>63765826
>>63765905
Pulaski is just an uncomfortable reminder of all the drama off-set.
>>63765429
>ywn be in Janeway's harem
>>63765969
What happened? I don't know much about off-set things
>>63765020
It set the precedent for what would eventually become the prime directive.
>>63761209
>>63761040
>>63760341
>>63760111
Nana Visitor was in an episode of Fraiser it's the one where Daphene throws the party for Niles because Fraiser's parties always end badly. I forget the name of the episode but it's later in the show's run since Daphene and Niles are living together.
>>63765865
>Galaxy Quest is good but it isn't actually Star Trek.
Get a load of this guy
>>63766131
Does she manage to smell like a girl? I'd legit suck feminine cock all day if the smell was right. Can't do man smell, it's repulsive
>>63765969
Are you talking about the drama between gene and the writers? That's the only drama I know about
>>63765969
>>63766061
>>63766234
>Crusher left because she was harassed by one of the producers (possibly Maurice Hurley)
>Gene was going to fire Troi because they had "too many" women, and only didn't because Crusher and Yar quit
>Pulaski had a shit time since the writing sucked because "the imagination and joy wasn't there" and the other cast-members didn't welcome her because "everybody was out for themselves".
>>63766190
>Le "Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie" meme
Right up there with The Big Bang Theory as the most reddit meme there is
>>63766307
Eh whatever. Pulaski was written way better than season one Crusher
>>63766312
>the most reddit meme there is
>not 'rare pepe xD'
>>63755242
>caring about that shit at all
>>63764885
Superior Trek pet coming through.
>>63766307
Is there anywhere I could read about all this shit? I like drama.
>>63766550
Don't forget pic related and the unicorn pupper from TOS
>>63759775
how's life treatin' ya mr netersop?
>>63766550
>Spot, please remove yourself from Mr. Barclay.
>Spot, I do not believe that Mr. Barclay enjoys what you are doing to him.
>Spot, you appear to be causing great distress and discomfort to the lieutenant.
>Spot, I would advise against continuing with your present course of uninvited and unwelcome action.
>Mr. Barclay, I must apologize to you. I simply do not understand why Spot might be so fascinated with your rear end.
I've been watching Trek and just saw the relocating space Indians episode.
Did Wesley really cone back for one episode just to become some kind of time traveling, reality jumping space god?
>>63766550
>spot was a completely different cat in his first appearance
Data obviously murdered the poor thing in some misguided attempt at pet ownership and then just got a new one.
>>63766809
Yes. He'll be back.
>>63766809
>Hey kid, I've got some really cool space candy in my really sweet space van.
>>63765905
NTA but just watched the second season and it was almost entirely awful with four exceptional episodes.
Season one seemed to be a lot better, though its bad episodes were worse by being retardedly bad instead of just boring and stupid.
>>63766809
Do you expect anything different from Mr Mary Sue?
>>63766915
Holding hands with Wesley let him cross the universe. I wonder what would have happened if things got a bit more physical
>>63766927
What episodes did you dislike in particular
>>63766927
Nothing will ever be worse than the ooga booga where Tasha Yar at episode. Nothing. I'll even take the clip show season 2 finale over that
>>63767013
I feel a bit better knowing that Tasha Yar's actor asked to be written out, but I wish they just wrote her better in the first place. Action girls are my favorite.
>>63766809
>>63766908
BEVERLY: Hello? Is anyone here? Wesley? Is that you?
WESLEY: Mother.
BEVERLY: Oh, Wes! I've been so worried about you. Where are we?
WESLEY: The wedding of our friends, mom.
BEVERLY: This is scaring me. Let's go home.
WESLEY: I can't. Not now.
BEVERLY: Why not? Oh, God. This is it, isn't it? The sorrow that The Traveler warned us about.
WESLEY: It's difficult to explain. It's not linear.
BEVERLY: What isn't?
WESLEY: My life, my destiny. The Traveler saved me, mom. I'm the light of his life, the fire of his loins, and he still has a great deal for me to do. But first, there is much to learn. Things only The Traveler can teach me.
BEVERLY: When will you be back?
WESLEY: It's hard to say. Maybe a year, maybe yesterday. But I will be back.
BEVERLY: And I will be waiting.
>>63767013
That wasn't even a bad episode. It was a perfectly serviceable TOS episode, with the only flaw being the aliens' makeup and costuming.
>>63767063
Her and Worf being there was unnecessary. Worf needed to step forward so Klingon should shit would be more important too.
Quick! Who's the best supporting character? And why is it Lwaxana Troi?
>>63767063
>>63767141
Daily Reminder that Crosby originally tried out for ship's counselor, and Sirtis originally tried out for security chief.
And in some parallel universe out there in the multiverse, Worf became the ship's counselor when Crosby left the show.
>>63767209
>there are people ITT right now who hate Based Lwaxana
plebs, the lot of you!
>>63767209
>not the nagus
Inconceivable!
>>63766915
>letting some scientist think he had built a device that let ships go warp 500 and risking your life to do so because you dont want to hurt his feelings
>you will never find a drunk, horny Lt. Yar in your quarters, waiting for you
Why live?
>>63767138
were they supposed to be aliens, or just space africans?
>>63767370
Think about it for a moment:
In that episode, they traveled to a dimension where feelings are real.
What if feelings are real for The Traveler ALL THE TIME?
In the death throes of this majestic thread I would like to ask: how much money did Disney pay to 4chan to allow 95% of /tv/ to be occupied by Star Wars threads, do you think?
>>63767209
>>63767333
People dealing with their aging is always my favorite plot point. Relics will always be my favorite episode.
>what did you think of the Star Trek trailer Simon?
>>63767444
Do you want the episode writer's opinion or the episode director's opinion?
>>63767444
QED
>>63766173
intradesting
>>63767519
Roddenberry's opinion.
>>63767558
Maybe it's because I never grew up with Star Trek, but I never thought Roddenberry was Goddenberry.
>>63767494
>What did you think of the Star Trek Beyond trailer, Christopher Pine?
"This one, I can definitively say, has the most action out of any one we’ve done so far. People who like summer blockbusters and like s— blowing up will like this."
>>63767490
only women have to deal with aging. if youre a man, there will always be 20 year old girls out there.
>>63767455
I don't know, but it's cancerous. Sticky a general or something for the Stat Wars spam.
>>63767455
Just pretend it isn't happening and leave the cancer outside.
>>63767645
How old was Picard at the start?
Since the guy has been bald since birth it's only recently you can tell he aged.
>>63767455
threads calling out all the insane shilling are getting deleted within minutes too
>>63767641
Somebody put a top gun hate on him.
>>63767756
strangest aspect of Klingon culture. The same animal kept as beloved companion is also hunted for sport.
>>63767885
picard was 0 years old at the start. and youre right, he was bald.
>>63767959
>doesnt know chinkaboos eat horses, cats, and dogs
>>63767894
thread about where to find despecialized versions of sw just went down. tv is truly /disney/ now
CHOO CHOO BEST PET COMING THROUGH
>>63768163
Glibposting could have ended this, but the mods took it down fast
>>63768163
Requests go in /r/ though.
>60 threads filtered
>more keep getting through
They have to be doing this intentionally
>>63766550
>>63766785
>>63766843
>>63767246
>Although Data is the owner of Spot, the cat, Brent Spiner who plays Data in fact hates cats and objected to the scene where Data finds Spot in the wreckage of the Enterprise, saying "Does he have to find the cat? Can't he find, like, Geordi or something?".
>>63766695
Just gimme another beer you braindead hick
>>63768447
in one of the youtube convention panels he answers spot was the worst character to work with. and that there were 3 cats and one of them was bad enough its name was monster.
>>63768293
it was more of a fuck the special editions thread
>>63768442
This operation was planned for almost a year. Taking out the archive was part of it. There was also false flagging. It was an expensive campaign and they're getting their money's worth.
