>mfw I'm literally never going to watch Star Wars Episode VII
>>63708373
I haven't even seen the prequels.
>>63708373
I'm gonna just watch 2 scenes on youtube: when she leaves finn in hospital and when she fights ren and "Ren—unmasked and intense—engages Rey in a major stare-down, an unholy duel between the light side of the Force and the dark. The sexual energy between them is strange and unsettling, like a theremin sonata only they can hear. " according to time cause what the fug
>>63708373
Based Anon
>>63708373
good. who would want to watch Cashing In On Nostalgia: The Movie?
mfw I'll watch it at least three times
Because I have:
>Friends
>Family
>A girlfriend
You will never know this feel. :^)
>>63708530
>mfw you waste your life putting up with bullshit from plebs you pretend to like
>>63708373
It is not a little disheartening to see this new 'Star Wars' installment not blazing its own path but rather chasing its tail and rehashing its former glories for our approval.
>mfw no friends to spoil it to
>>63708628
Bro, is that some pussy? Link to video
>>63708530
My friends aren't plebs
My family ain't plebs
I don't date plebs
>>63708373
i'm with you esteemed member of my family. i did the same with avatar. zero fucks given.
>>63708650
I have friends but theu don't really care about star war
Now my classmates really got butthurt this morning. Some of them even blocked me hahahahaa
>>63708770
Oh my God
I saw Avatar for the first time like three years after it came out
And I literally fell asleep during it.
I am neither narcoleptic or overly judgemental of movies, I never had this problem watching all the Marvel shit
But the last thing I remember about Avatar is the blue crippled dude is running from this giant blue tiger covered in dicks. And he runs behind a tree, and the tiger almost eats him, and he runs under a root, and the tiger almost eats him, and he runs over a rock, and the tiger almost eats him and he runs behind another tree and the tiger almost eats him and I swear that after 25 minutes of that fucking chase I had nodded off.
I think I woke up just in time to see Michelle Rodriguez say "I've got a machine gun too, bitch" and immediately die
I didn't want to go but my wife forced me to go along with her son.
>>63708896
>this was the most successful movie of all time
>>63708931
It was funny the first time.
>>63708972
That's $250 million worth of CGI
>>63708749
More like
My friends aren't real
My family don't like me
I don't date
>>63708672
bro i dont think pussy hangs out like that
>>63709586
Alexandra Daddario.webm
