IT BEGINS
STAR WARS ISN'T PERFECT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>A glib fascimile
I appreciate him going against the grain but does he have to write like a faggot
>>63699833
He'll be found dead tomorrow, having died under mysterious circumstances.
>>63699833
Wow... former president Roger Moore
NEW KING OF /TV/
>>63699883
>Body found with a mickey mouse hat on.
A glib fascimile
BASED JAMES BOND SAVING US FROM THE KEKENING
THANK YOU BASED ROGER
>A GLIB FASCIMILE
>A glib fascimile
WAITING FOR ARMOND WHITES REVIEW
>>63699904
Still waiting on based Armond before we give that crown away
>>63699865
He's English. It's allowed.
>The guy that chose to be in Moonraker thinks he is qualified to criticize The Force Awakens
>>63699865
This to bee a nest pham.
They use uncommon words like this to sound smart and professional when really it carries no more weight than a person saying "It was shit".
>>63699833
Star Wars Episode VIII: A Glib Fascimile
Can't wait tbqfh
>>63699833
>a glib fascimile
What a fucking fedora tipper.
>>63699966
>>63699951
I thought Armond died?
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>A glib fascimile
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>63699906
>Right before his death, Mr. Moore seems to have changed his negative review to a positive one.
>>63700028
Quints confirmed it >>63699999
Looks like the averages are starting to settle a bit.
This should be interesting
This nigga can't even spell "facsimile."
>>63700028
I've already made a thread for it on /s4s/.
DAISY RIDLEY WAS A GLUM CUNT
RUINED EVERYTHING
3 STARS
>>63699999
DEM QUINTS
>>63699999
WITNESSED
>>63700028
everything is a fucking rehash
we are in the glib facsimile age
>tfw you'll never be a glab focsimule
>>63699966
bla bla something about topical politics bla bla nihilism bla bla
t. Armond White
>>63699833
Is that James Bond Rodger Moore or some other guy who writes like a pedantic fuckass?
>The earliest reviews of this are all glowing, as indeed they were for this past summer’s “Jurassic Park” clone — “Jurassic World.” This will certainly make billions.
kek he called out literally every other reviewer AND ruined JJ's shot at perfection.
he's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
Just glib my shit up senpai
>>63699833
is "a glib facsimile" the start of an epic new meme?
>>63700095
Sure thing, kiddo.
>>63700171
Read the thread you are replying to. This has already been answered.
>>63700167
That's a summary of his full review you fucking retard.
>>63700167
>Full review...
Were you autistic or just a cuck?
>>63700167
>Three word review,
holy shit how glib are you? click "read full review" you fucking glib peasant
>>63699865
The goal of language is to fit as much meaning into as little words as possible.
A glib fascimile = a shallow copy
ITS THE HILARY CLINTON OF STAR WARS MOVIES
>>63699999
Da quints wasted on a fucking star wars post. Damn shame.
>>63700167
>3 word review
It's much more than that and every word tears Jar Jar Abrams to shreds
>The effects are sharper, far more developed. Why does Abrams do so little to show them off? The chases, dogfights and set-piece battles are static and recycled. The Big Pause for a Big Death is just an eye-roller.
>>63700167
It's a summary you fascimile
who the fuck says "glib?"
>>63700195
>google 'glib'
>"fluent and voluble but insincere and shallow"
>the definition of glib is glib
I can't even comprehend this level of pottery
>>63700222
aw someone had to use Dictionary.com i see
>>63700167
>being such a glib fascimile that you delete your reply out of shame
>>63700167
wwwww this tumblrina tourist actually deleted her post JUST
>>63700167
>deleting your post
How pathetically glib
I enjoyed up until that shoe horned as fuck love scene with Boyega. Shit put a sour taste in my mouth for the rest of the movie
>>63700237
He's a britbong. They invented the language.
>>63699999
>>63700028
>>63700167
FAG
He literally BTFO every review that basically was calling it a facsimile yet giving it a pass
PERFECT
>>63700277
Shame they couldn't invent dentistry.
holy shit my sides
read the comments on the roger moore review
>Listen up you dim witted, pube flossing, herpes herder, I pray that the cancerous warts that no doubt pepper your face and back are infused with the squirt juice of an obese gypsy and that you die shrived and crunched like the mountain of shaved foot fungus that you are.
which anon did this
>>63700118
Fuck me I never have to read another review again! You've summed every review up perfectly! How do you have this magical gift?
>>63700014
Nope. His ripping apart of Spike Lee's latest turd was glorious and he loved creed because it addresses young black men growing up without their fathers
JEW JEW BTFO
IS HE THE HERO /TV/ NEEDS?
>20 minutes into fascimile and chill and he glib you this look
>>63700292
Sounds like a fucking Roger Moore line too. This is gonna be epic.
>>63699833
full review
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
>>63700311
K I N G D O M C O M E
HAHA WOW LEL EBIC XDD WE DID IT BROS
mad max all over again
>movie isn't even out and we have a meme
>>63700195
Why not just say "a shallow copy" then?
>>63700268
>doesn't recognize the word facsimile
I wonder what his SAT score was
mad cuck is mad
The first of the star wars dank memes is born!
>>63700352
Maybe because he makes a living writing words and thus knows how to use them.
"YOU WENT AGAINST OUR SEA OF PRAISE"
THANK YOU JJ
THANK YOU JJ
THANK YOU JJ
THANK YOU JJ
THANK YOU JJ
>>63699833
>You Suck. How can you hate something that everyone else loves? I think its time for someone to fade into early retirement.
those comments on his site
>>63700277
>a: Middle English: weak form of Old English ān ‘one.’
>glib: Probably modification of Low German glibberig (slippery) or a shortening of English glibbery (slippery).
>fascimile: from Latin fac simile ('make alike')
>>63700384
if only he spelled facsimile correctly
>>63700383
imagine actually being as childish as colin
>>63699865
SOMEBODY GET THIS GLIB HEAD OUTTA HERE
>>63700383
how do people just vehemently attack someone for going against the grain
some people should just die desu
>>63700383
>How can you hate something that everyone else loves?
what the fuck kind of shit argument is this?
when everyone is complaining about this being some New Hope rehash we'll look back and realize how right roger was
>>63700389
How does "a glib facsimile" communicate his intentions better than those simpler words.
>>63700352
Why does an artist like to paint complex portraits instead of simple cans of soup?
Sometimes writers and readers like to challenge themselves
Would you rather him say "Star Warz be like a copy cat lol"
>>63700434
The positive reviews mention it's a rehash and for some reason they're ok with this
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
link to his full review
>Sure, it’s still a fun ride — shootouts, getaways made via hyperspace, wisecracks. But pretending “The Force Awakens” is anything more than a glib facsimile of “A New Hope,” the original “Star Wars” movie, is delusional.
JJ ON SUICIDE WATCH
YO ROGER IS BTFO ALL GEEK NERD FAGGOT KEKS IN THE COMMENTS GO LOOK
no one is going apeshit over the best quote yet?
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
>Adam Driver is Hayden Christensen reborn
>>63700268
that post is fascimille as fuck.
>based james bond
>Basically, if you don’t like Star Wars, you won’t like Star Wars 7. Shock horror. Did you write this just to go against the sea of praise?
>Loved “Star Wars.” This is the same movie. Do people deserve credit for copying that, and just making it more PC? Nope.
MOORE HATERS BTFO
Who is this?
>>63700206
LOW ENERGY
O
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ive been on media blackout wont even watch the trailer
and the way he described it made it seem like a carbon copy of the previous movie, same exact plot
and if i was actually hyped for the movie, i'd be pretty disappointed
>>63700493
(You)
>>63699995
Yeah, I guess, maybe, if you're an illiterate retard. See, turns out criticising movies is his job? So he puts thought and effort into explaining WHY it's shit too. Here, I'll try to translate it into smaller words for you:
>insincere copy
Remmeber when people were saying this literally all the day the past month?
>Teenage Character is a loner
>On a desert planet
>Nazis in space
>meets an old man
>old man dies
>runs away to find a wise old sage
It's a story that's been done for hundreds of years
>>63700425
I dunno
This is iPhone: The Movie
You cant possibly hate it
Wheres The Memes?
someone please photoshop the "top gun" hat on him and replace gun with glib
>>63700352
Why say anything besides good, bad and okay?
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
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>>63699995
Some people actually enjoy writing and enjoy challenging themselves beyond using the vocabulary of a 13 year old
Go watch some Southpark my friend if you're "afraid of people sounding too smart"
this man is absolutely based
critics on full suicide watch
>>63700352
Why not say a glib facsimile?
>>63700237
>thinking ''glib'' is at all an unusual or ''big'' word
>all these people ITT who don't know what a facsimile is
i agree ''glib facsimile'' is a little tone-deaf but come on.
>PS re: comments. Profanity and name calling are off limits. See the movie, take issue with the points I laid out Or STFU. It’s the same movie — beat by beat. Changing the sex of characters and injecting a humane Storm Trooper doesn’t change that. The bar moves from Mos Eisley, the desert world isn’t named Tatooine, and shoot, we’re not calling it a Death Star any more. So…original?
How many of you have watched the crap Lawrence Kasdan has scripted the past ten years? Unwatchable. “Star Trek Into Darkness” shows the myopia of Abrams — all veneer, little heart. So see it, take issue with my arguments. And keep your rants about my sexuality to yourself.
JJ BTFO
>>63700545
lmfao
>>63700352
why not just say attack of the clones?
>a glib fascimile
seriously tho that guy must get truck loads of pussy.
>>63700553
Literally dethroned Armond with that post
>>63700553
I have a new go-to critic. This guy is speaking the fucking truth and he's not afraid to stand behind his word. We /ROGER/ now.
>>63700553
wow, he's on point.
>>63700566
>i agree ''glib facsimile'' is a little tone-deaf but come on.
it's only tone deaf in the sense that we're not used to people on the internet having a full command of the english language.
>>63700553
BASED GAY MAN STANDING UP TO THE HOMOPHOBIC ABRAMS
>>63700526
are u somehow implying that star wars episode 7 is above criticism or am i not getting a reference
>>63700310
>he loved this film because it dealt with ''culturally relevant'' issues
once a hack always a hack. his appreciation of film is on the most basic level.
>>63700389
Confirmed for not actually reading that utter train wreck of a review. It reads like an IGN user blog slapped together in 10 minutes. If I were his copy editor, I'd have him hung.
>>63700586
>pussy
he's a literal faggot you cuck he doesn't want any.
>>63700553
>>63700352
Because some words give more depth and meaning. Why say "red" if something is actually scarlet or maroon or cranberry? A glib facsimile adds more oomph and emphasis
>>63700553
He's a top for sure.
>>63700607
SOMEBODY GET THIS GLIB-HEAD OUTTA HERE
>A glib fascimile
>>63700607
>hung
It's hanged you pathetic, illiterate retard.
JEW JEW BTFO :^)
>>63700607
1) no it doesn't
2) he's probably the only reviewer who didn't write their review in advance of seeing the film.
>>63700243
I think you meant
>google 'glib'
>"fluent and voluble but insincere and shallow"
>google fluent
>google voluble
>>63699865
>You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded: the post
>In Disney’s hands, it’s a small galaxy, after all — billions of people, with a choice few just stumbling into each other in the most bizarre coincidences,
Sounds familiar :^)
>>63700243
are you literally retarded
>>63700643
>calls someone else an illiterate retard
>shills for this shoddily written review that went live full of typos, sentence fragments, etc.
KEK
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>>63700553
this guy and millennial acronyms STFU, OMFG, LOL, FTW
On the real tho, I'm excited this is the first of many new memes.
>>63700476
>Kylo Ren worships Vader who was a whiny cunt when he was Anakin
>Kylo Ren is unknowingly imitating Vader by also being a whiny fuck
JJ is turning that poetry dial all the way up to 11
>>63700375
>>63700406
>>63700647
If he took actual TIME to craft that shitshow, it's even less excusable.
>>63700480
haha fuckin saved
>>63700352
it's called prose idiot, something we fucktards at 4chan do not have
unless it's a swear word or a racial slur
>>63700553
reply was somehow more eloquently scathing than the original review
I like it.
>>63700679
>calls someone else a shill whilst shilling for JJ the greatest, most unrepentant hack to ever exist
nigga you just went full facsimile
>>63700700
there's a pepe already?
>>63700514
>>63700546
>glib
>1. Performed with a natural, offhand ease: was fascinated by his unfailingly glib conversation.
>2. Given to or characterized by fluency of speech or writing that often suggests insincerity, superficiality, or a lack of concern: criticized him for being glib about something so serious.
> 1. readily fluent, often superficially or insincerely so: a glib talker; glib answers.
>2. easy or unconstrained: glib manners.
>marked by lack of intellectual depth; "glib generalizations"; "a glib response to a complex question"
>having only superficial plausibility; "glib promises"; "a slick commercial"
>artfully persuasive in speech; "a glib tongue"; "a smooth-tongued hypocrite"
So, what did he mean by this?
>>63700706
you're a glib guy anon
>>63700706
jesus do you literally respond to posts without reading them?
I said he had the least time to write his review because he didn't have it already written when he saw the film.
I don't normally have to lower my expectations when talking to Star Wars fans but you're making me do it.
>>63700352
>shallow copy
That's a glib facsimile of his review.
>>63700514
thanks famm
>>63700672
I'm an English student at Oxford atm, you really think 'fluent and voluble' in that context is everyday speech?
The word evokes itself by being needlessly eloquent.
>>63700700
Fresh af
>>63700546
lol you can't be serious
his use of it is so painfully obviously a cryout for "look at me guys, I'm a smart critic!".
when idiots try to use words just for the sake of looking more intelligent (which in itself is just to make whatever point they're making seem stronger), they just look like tools.
you, you're an idiot. probably a tool too. kill yourself.
daily reminder
http://youtu.be/XSaaa_OBkzw
"I think the kid stole the show."
"The Phantom Menace will be a part of history as a new wonder of the world.
"This movie is going to be awesome."
>>63700700
Jethus Cwithe
>>63700700
DEM DIGITS
DAT NEW PEPE
OHHHH LAWWD
>>63700742
>English student
>Oxford
it's okay anon you can just say 'yes, i'm literally retarded'
>>63700546
No actually it's generally the 13 year olds who talk like that. Pedantry is a sign of immaturity after all.
>>63700352
It's just bad writing.
>>63700444
Yes I would.
>challenge themselves
google "glib facsimile" and you will see that he isn't the first to use it, it would also help to spell the word "facsimile" correctly if you are "challenging yourself"
>>63700700
>already one out
is 4chan so starved for fresh content that they are re-using old me-
wait, what the fuck am i talking about, of course it is
>>63700722
At least now you understand how easy it is to create these things everyone spergs out over
>I've also been published in Spin, The World, Vitae, assorted other magazines over the years. And I've popped up on MSNBC, CNN, and more local TV and radio programs than I can count.
Holy shit, I'm fucking dead.
I've never seen such level of try-hard
>all these anons posting in the comment section
top kek
>>63700553
I can't believe he actually referenced how Jurassic World got the same overinflated reviews. He might literally be throwing away his career for us.
>>63700780
Amerilard detected
>>63700754
Not everyone in the world is trying to draw attention to themselves. What a sad life you live if you believe anyone using words larger than 3rd grade vocabulary is "trying too hard"
>when idiots try to use words just for the sake of looking more intelligent (which in itself is just to make whatever point they're making seem stronger), they just look like tools.
This is so fucking stupid. Seriously read what you just typed. It sounds like a line from the movie Idocracy
>>63700553
Everybody hates the guy who says the emperor has no clothes.
>>63700796
you might even say it'sA glib fascimile
Bumping for the memes. Sending these over to Reddit.
>>63700763
Your "argument" might actually work if TPM didn't get a lot of bad reviews on release.
>b-b-but everyone's going to start giving TFA bad scores after a couple days!
Nah.
>>63700742
>eloquent
Get the fuck out of here sissy boy.
>>63700852
>>63700835
dank as fuck bro
>>63700880
...what argument? Did anyone say I was arguing about anything? I'm simply pointing something out
Is everything you read on the internet an "argument". Do you feel like every post is a challenge or something?
Hmm...this is actually a pretty interesting sociology phenomena desu
>>63700828
of course, the "critic" whose negative review just repeats non-points over and over with a little brush of fancy words isn't a call for attention at all
how fucking retarded are you
>>63700828
t. Roger Moore
>>63700881
>responding to buzzwords about buzzwords with buzzwords
>>63700930
dude this is literally all that happens on 4chan, gamefaqs and neogaf, it's all arguing
and yes you did make an argument and it was incredibly shit. any point you make for anything can be argued. faggot.
KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO KEKFAGS BTFO
>>63700930
Oh, the backtracking. "Daily reminder" that some fanboys loved the movie right after seeing it, but the critical reception was largely negative. You were trying to make some misguided point that everyone is going to turn around and hate this one.
>>63699999
fucking wow senpai desu
>>63700828
Sup Roger?
>>63700531
my sides
>>63699833
High horse for the worst James Bond
>>63700796
Grin man grins at your glib fascimile
MOVIE CONFIRMED AS REHASH
STAR WARS IS LITERALLY THE NEW SUPER MARIO
REY IS ROSALINA
>>63700937
The critic made some good assertions. Read the post above yours.
You're an embarrassment to English speakers. Please stop.
>>63701004
Hello reddit
IF I were you, I'd try getting off from here for a few days if that's how you feel
>>63699999
pentaget confirms Rogerposting as legit
I'm feeling quite glib senpaitachi
>>63699833
>Suffragette
>3.5/4
>"The best picture of 2015. Certainly the most important. " ‐ Movie Nation
could GLIB FACSIMILIE be making a late run at Meme Of The Year 2015?
>Not a single mention of the 500 years of black slavery 2/10
KING OF /tv/ HOLLYJEWS BTFO
>>63699999
Now this is Quint-racing!
>we got a promising new meme
absolutely GLIB
>>63701078
nope you're toxic and wrong
kill yourself idiot
>>63701178
>Hey Cletus!
>Yesum Jim-Bo?
>Dis here moving picture "KR-I-TIC" is using all dem fancy words!
>>63700553
>Profanity and name calling are off limits
>STFU
HE CAN'T BE STUMPED
>>63700604
He's just implying that something can get so popular, than people think it's perfect and can't get critics on it.
I guess you can't blame people for this, liberal economists sold us that the market is always right.
>>63699833
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>>63701178
>toxic
20 years worth of semen made a glibbing noise as it entered Asuna's ______
>>63701233
your mom lol
stay mad haha
>>63699995
>Hur dur, dat fancy talking faggot tried ta discombobulate me with dem ten dollar words
He said 'glib facsimile' because that's what he meant, that's literally the least number of words he could have used to say what he meant.
>>63699995
>>63700514
>Americans detected
And then there's THIS fucking glibhead shill. Guess its confirmed we've got another rehash situation.
Reviewers will praise this while condemning the Transformers movies for being 4 versions of the exact same movie
>>63701427
How about "cheap copy"?
Whatever, we got a meme out of it
>>63700439
Maybe it doesn't. But a critic must avoid stylistic monotony, and so can't use the same familiar words over and over.
>>63699833
>fascimile
what does this mean?
I would have liked to see a star wars movie with more depth and moral ambiguity. How can star wars continue to exist in a world where more complex works like game of thrones are mainstream? It's time for star wars to grow up.
>>63701557
its rehash
Buts its ok if Nintendo does it
>>63699833
>glib fascimile
what does it mean
dictionary doesn't say
>>63701517
Cheap doesn't have the same connotations as glib. And "glib" describes how abrams has been acting the last couple years perfectly.
>It's a forced meme episode
>>63699865
hey lets just be thankful he didn't use the title of the movie and pun'd it into his review
like
I REALLY NEEDED A "FORCEFUL AWAKENING" HALFWAY THROUGH THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP!
>>63701479
why are women so baka?
literally saying it's glib facsimile desu~
>>63701596
>its a forced awakened meme episode
>>63701479
>Isn't that what we wanted anyway
I honestly don't know anymore. Why pay for it then? If we can just pop in the old Star Wars vhs tapes and get the same thing?
Holy shit check out his wikipedia page kekekekekekkekkekkek
>>63701557
Well it's misspelled first of all, but the word he's trying to write means a copy or a reproduction.
>>63701580
Glib copy then. Calling it a "glib fascimilie" distracts the reader from the point he's trying to make.
>>63701630
>G. F. Abrams in the corner
>>63701677
top kek
>>63701630
Someone needs to fix the typo in the first 'fascimile'
It says 'fascmile'
>>63701641
only if the reader is retarded
IS WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY IS THAT FORCE AWAKENS IS LITERALLY A NEW HOPE BUT WITH A TUMBLR CAST ?!
>>63701741
>>63701734
Guess most /tv/ is retarded cause that sentence absolutely distracted this board
>>63700789
> Pedantry is a sign of immaturity after all.
How the fuck would anything get build or improved without that sort of behaviour. How would people ever learn if they merely accept approximations?
>>63701776
I like the bait for someone to respond with pedantry about what pedantry is and isn't.
>>63701741
that's right, because it is
>>63700763
I love the video where everyones talking it up as they walk out of the cinema and the last person they interview just says something along the lines of 'you let everyone down george'
>>63700330
I will have a heart attack in the next year I can't take this shit.
HOW DOES DIVERSITY MAKE A MOVIE BETTER? HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY RELEVANT TO ANYTHING REGARDING DIRECTION, WRITING, ACTING, CINEMATOGRAPHY WHAT WHAT
>mfw all these reddit fedoras defending the use of glib fascimile
WE WUZ GLIBS AND SHIT NIGGUH THIS IS NO FASCMILE I SWEAR TO U
>>63701630
kek was Judaism edited in or is he le jew jew??
>>63701752
this board is just contantly gagging for new meme material tho
>two words can now bring a Star Wars fan to angry tears
More efficient that 'Han shot first' I guess.
>>63701833
>it's a redditor tries to blend in by calling people reddit thread
>>63701950
nice try reddit
I can smell the reddit stench from your post.
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
ITS FUCKING OVER
JJ IS FINISHED
HE WILL NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER MAKE A MOVIE AGAIN
>>63701830
Hush, only glib fascimiles now.
![59055129[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MC1PpPl.jpg "59055129[1].jpg")
this thread is a glib fascist
>>63700933
It's like plagiarism, it's so that they copy. Every movie sort of steals the plot from the last one. Hopefully it'll work.
>>63701752
>JJ shill roasted that two words sum up his shit-tier idol
somebody get this glib head outta here
>>63700796
Just like JJ!
>>63699833
was he trying to write "A bleak reproduction" ??
>glib
The positive reviews are damning with faint praise. It sounds like the first 30 minutes of the movie are great then the retarded plot takes hold and the only thing you have to lean on is how much you like the world/characters.
>>63702015
>using punctuation in a non-interrogative sentence that ends a line
I think we know who the real reddit is here
MODS STICKY THIS Thread OR YOU THERE WILL BE MORE GLIB FACSIMILES
#glibfacsimile on Rizon.
>>63702176
Qt for life
