remember to use spoiler tags guys ;^)
Am I a fag for going to see TFA alone on thursday at a theater with no assigned seating?
CAM
RIP
WHEN?!?!
anybody have a really concise list of spoilers?
Welcome to the Star Wars spoiler containment thread #2!
Post spoilers here and remember to use the spoiler tag like this:Finn's huge BBC.
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>>63659095
>>63662128
nah pham
>>63662158
>CAM RIP
Heh, hope you enjoy it. I think I'll wait for YIFY.
>look at the news
>no shooting
uhh? americans?
WHO IS REY RELATED TO AND HOW?!
>>63662097
Who are you winking at, faggot?
Luke kills Han. Trips and I show proof
>>63662209
he is part of the clone army, someone just happened to drop a chocolate bar in the mix by mistake
>>63662097
>spoilers
there wasn't even one legit spoiler in the last thread u faggot
wait at least another day
I'm a huge Star Wars nerd, I want the movie to be good but everything about it feels so manufactured and safe. Like Disney knows what the fans want and just gives it to them for no other reason than money.
The prequels were bad, yeah, but I still find some enjoyment in 1 and 3 and parts of 2. The cheesiness of some parts adds to it as well, along with unintentionally hammy dialogue.
>>63662097
>spoiler tags
>people will be that triggered about fucking star wars spoilers
is /tv/ really that lost?
SOUNDTRACK
RIP
WHEN
>>63662262
That's my exact thoughts watching the trailer, like "yup they really are hitting all the nostalgia points, going for a very safe approach of doing the exact same shit from the original trilogy"
>>63662209
This is not revealed. It's left to the next movies (but she does has the force with her).
>>63662205
Its the premiere
Plebs shoot eachother, rich and famous have security
Jacen >>>>>>>>>>> Ren
>>63662158
kek why bother with star wars at all now that boyega has soiled it.
>>63662262
people hate a lot on the prequels but there are some good points and you can get what Lucas was going for. Yes 2 fucking sucked but even then there were good moments. OT is GOAT still but prequels were always going to be different. This new trilogy seems fucking hackneyed
>>63662255
not Finn stupid
>>63662097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PecpX-c7LzM
>all those people in the audience and not one of those fuckers got a picture of Snoke
>>63662345
Exactly, even the design of the prequels is very different but still "Star Wars", you were seeing an era only talked about in the books. With VII its just slight modifications to OT things, its like time has stood still despite 30-40 years passing.
Hopefully its not the case for the entire trilogy and just JJ because you gotta hook that nostalgia to keep people interested but we
>>63662097
>all the butt devastated neofucks mad thatFinn isn't an important character nor force sensitive
>>63662336
put your trip back on, retard.
>>63662430
Lucas even permitted EU material into the Prequels to some degree.
Lucas took the location created by Zahn (Coruscant) and did very little to change it, least of all its name. That's more than we can say for Abrams' treatment so far.
where the fuck are the spoilers?
>>63662462He's important that Rey falls in love with him
>>63662462
he is important, and there isn't a case against his force sensitivity based on the spoilers. no, losing to kylo ren doesn't mean he isn't force sensitive.
where the fuck are the spoilers?
where the fuck are the mass shooting?
americans, are you completely useless?
Jaina >>>>> Rey
Jacen>>>>> Kylo
Mara >>>>> Aphra
Disney just fucking renamed everyone and called it original
Spoiler 1:snoke is vader. vader's body resurrected by pure dark side. there is no snoke
i never even saw it coming
>>63662498
Ewwwww.
>>63662532
How though. Doesn't fit
>>63662532
this might be the shittiest twist ever if its true. totally undermines the entire OT
>>63662532
Spoiler 2:Rey falls for the BBC
>>63662547
put your trip back on.
ALL I FUCKING WANT TO SEE IS A PICTURE OF FUCKING SNOKE YOU USELESS NORMALSHITS
>>63662516
Only the select elite see it tonight. Expect shootings on Thursday from Americans. My theater has a no blasters/masks policy for the premiere.
>>63662532
Spoiler 2:Han doesn't die and Luke has a major role in the film. It's fucking awesome. I was sure he wouldn't be in it until the last few minutes of the film, if that.He is also a total badass.
Seriously guys, go and see the movie. You will not be disappointed. It's everything we wanted and more.
>>63662532
He was redeemed and brought back from the dark side. Obviously fake.
>>63662128
>Amerifats think this is normal
WEEEEW LADS
>>63662561
I'm outta here
>>63662578
nice try jew jew.
>>63662578
>>63662532
these are lies
>>63662272
MUH STAR WARS IT'S NOT FOR KIDS OK!
>>63662604
what about
>>63662561
>>63662604
I'm glad you're here to tell us these things professor.
>>63662620
no that's real
>>63662498
C U C K E D
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>>63662578
Spoiler 3:Finn and Rey's arc is more for new viewers to Star Wars, introducing the mythos and lore. The OT cast have their own independent arc for the actual fans and they are interwoven seamlessly so that tension is always maintained. It's fantastic.
I wanted to hate on JJ, but he has pulled it off.
>>63662640
FUCK
>>63662643
Disney Shill please leave
>>63662640
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63662097
where the white r2d2 at?
>>63662604
We'll deduced sir. Another case solved by Dr Autismo
ACTUAL SPOILER:JJ is the real Sith Lord and you shouldn't see the movie
>>63662643
Is there a Finn/Rey love story?
>>63662643
What?
>>63662697
if force awakens is better than empire ill deepthroat my own dck on cam
ROMAN REIGNS FINALLY OVERCOMES THE ODDS TO BEAT SHEAMUS AND BECOME CHAMP
>>63662697
God I hate Shills and nerds. It's always either "best ever!" Or "worst ever". They talk like children.
Just say if you liked it and fucking WHY
Spoiler #4made you look
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT NOBODY FUCKING GOT A PICTURE OF SNOKE OR CAN AT LEAST DRAW HIM OR DESCRIBE HIM OR SOMETHING
A N Y T H I N G
>>63662749
muh NDA
SPOILER :There's a nigger in the film. He's quite handsome desu
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FIRST PIC OF SNOKE
>>63662767
this desu
>>63662767
the white race is under attack and all you care about is some fake alien?
>>63662848
YES
>>63662814
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63662848
>da whyte raec is under attack duuuuuuuude
>>63662814
Kek/Kekington
>>63662894
>>63662908
wow... so this... is the power of frogposting...
>>63662643
Spoiler 4:There is no love story, but there is sexual tension between Leia and Han. The fight scene between Kylo and Ren is epic and Finn loses an eye near the end trying to take on Kylo.
>>63662588
I'll bite. Cities over here usually have multiple large theaters. In my metropolitan area, there's 3 malls (~3 miles away each from me) with at least 10 screens each, and more malls within 10 miles. I guess only foreign countries with limited seating needs to assign seats. My brother has to, and he lives in tijuana, mexico.
>>63662949
>The Frog Awakens
>>63662894
>>63662908
>>63662980
Are you a chicano? On Spanish language tv in the USA, are temperature forecasts in F or C?
>>63662767
This is from an art book. It's not his final design but it's probably similar to what he looks like.
Frog-thread?
also, I keep reading Snoke as SnakeA SITH LORD?!?
>>63663068
voldermort
>>63662262
a "safe" TFA will be a disappointment from both viewer and Plinkett standpoints, both
>>63662977
nope fake
>>63662814
>not rick astley
>or the thumb-and-index circle
Fucking teens.
>Being the compassionate type, Finn intervenes to help Rey. She doesn’t need his help, of course, and doesn’t trust Finn’s intentions.
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>63662977
>Kylo and Ren
>>63662097
Was Kylo's face ever exposed during the film
Considering he's the new Vader he'll be disfigured in some fashion beyond just his eyes
>>63663134
>yfw the black guy turns out to be a savage nigger beast
>yfw the space nazis end up as the good guys
>yfw /pol/ was wrong in a good way
>>63662977
I heard they play a remixed/slower version of "Dual of Fates" during the fight. Is this true?
>>63663059
F. Didn't even know they did it in C in mexico, I can barely convert into pesos on-the-fly. Orange County represent, primo.
>>63662643
smells like bagels
>>63663196
I'm from Spain, was curious to see if you guys did it right.
>>63662977
>Kylo and REN
>>63662643
OMG I can't wait to see this now. I knew JJ wouldn't let us down. Thank god I reserved my seats with a pre-order.
>>63662578
>>63662578
Totally believable.
Totally.
These spoilers are
AMAZING
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>>63662749
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
>Implying anyone on /tv/ would have seen it at the premiere
The earliest any common folk would have been able to see it and then come post on /tv/ will be about 30 hours from now.
>>63662980
Assigned seating has nothing to do with the number of seats available, It's so that people can reserve their seats in advance, so that the cinema can more easily fit people into the cinema and so there's no conflicts over who gets to sit where. The cinema I'm going for the premiere tomorrow night will have 10 theatres running, from 100 people to 500 people in each one, and they all use assigned seating.
>I've stayed up until almost 3 AM just to see Snoke and these fucking normies were too busy whooping and hollering like apes to get a picture
>>63663238
Why do you lisp? I took classes to remove that from my speech, later found out you people have it naturally. Seems weird and makes the language hard to understand. How do you feel about Del Taco? Pan's Labyrinth go big at your country?
the audience is the force all along
>>63663461
No, they were actually the midichlorians
Can someone link to me to some place that has all the pics from kids books and the art book that leaked
How soon can I expect a torrent?
>>63663501
http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/2015/12/spoilerboard-v33-force-awakens-movie.html
>>63663517
Can I get a source on that pic?
>2:50 AM
>no Snoke pictures
>normies probably drunk/high as they babble meaninglessly about the action scenes
>>63663461
CHIM
>>63663326
if I were an elite, I'd still shit-post on /chan/
>>63663587
there was security everywhere you autist
this whole premiere was to get paid shills and z list "celebrities" to say positive things about it and get the goyim excited
Can anyone tell me if there's an after credits scene?If there is, then I won't see that shit. Fuck Marvel fashion in franchise making.
>>63663547
>http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/2015/12/spoilerboard-v33-force-awakens-movie.html
HOLY FUCK
>>63663575
he said the top half
>>63663575
look up @bringerofluck on twitter
>>63663621
I was pretty disappointed when I expanded that picture and saw it was just a render.
>>63663547
The childrens book doesnt match up with this.
>>63663547
omg... i cant believe it
>>63663640
>this whole premiere was to get paid shills and z list "celebrities" to say positive things about it and get the goyim excited
You better have some shootings by next week Americans. You have a reputation to uphold here.
>>63663656
Can I get a source on what JJ Abrams supposedly said?
>>63663663
I don't twitter, m8. Sorry.
>>63663547
It's true. All of it.
>>63662739
You can't deep 2 inches.
>>63663547
>Update
i am losing my fucking mind. this is too good to be true!
>>63663705
Neither do I. You can still look up twitter accounts.
>>63663705
>Can I get a source on what JJ Abrams supposedly said?
Google "jj abrams whitest fucking room"
>>63663702
>Implying Glorious Americans follow the rules
>Implying the premier showings of Star Wars won't turn in to massive fuck and suck fests
>Implying the jews won't be defeated because all BC is B in a dark movie theater
>>63663641
They already confirmed that there won't be an after credits scene for TFA.
>>63663819
Then MAYBE I'l go see it, thanks
>>63663839
No problem.
>>63663762
google "jj abrams whitest fucking room" -> http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-7-racially-diverse/ -> http://www.earwolf.com/episode/j-j-abrams/ -> 404
And here I was looking for an excuse to not watch this film.
>>63663666
it doesn't have to just be a render...
>>63663547
OK if this is true - and it seems it is - the plot doesn't sound too bad.
>>63662532
>>63662578
>>63662643
>>63662977
ok so these are true or what
>>63662561
dropped
so are there any real spoilers out? The kids book already debunked at least some of that spoilerboard
>>63662789
go worship bbc somewhere else mugi
>we get this shit instead of Thrawn
Post
>Han solos death was done so well
On Star Wars' IG and post results
>>63663909
Hope I helped :^)
I'm still gonna torrent it but I wouldn't spend money to see this racists film.
>tfw that Luke reveal
Fucking brilliant
>>63664168
>racist
hasn't been shown
>>63664070
>that blue dude looking into vader's eyes like a hs girl
Did they fug?
>That scene where Snoke was actually Princess Leia and Luke Never showed up in the film
>Han becomes a Jedi
>So does Chewbacca
>Finn ends up being Luke's daughter
Do many fucking twists in this movie holy shit 9.8/10.
Snoke is revealed as clone of VaderVader didn't die but is being held captive in a Force PrisonHe's forgotten his identity and now goes by the name Punished Darth Tormentius
>>63664200
See the Abrams quote that was posted in this thread. He specifies hiring black people based solely on their skin color.
The definition of racism haha.
>>63663725
is that a challenge?
>>63664352
quote with no source
>>63664352
No, hiring someone BECAUSE of their race is called affirmative action. NOT hiring someone because of their race is racism. Have black people taught you nothing?
>>63664442
There's a change.org petition kek
https://www.change.org/p/jj-abrams-j-j-abrams-the-movie-industry-stopcrippingup
>>63664479
>that same quote
still no source...
it's true, bane the big guy all of it
im a big guy for you haha
>>63663692
ITS WORKING ITS WORKING
Apparently there is a scene with tom hardy and a meme reference. Literally wtf
If they do bane...
>>63664442
Anon,
Thanks for getting back to me. Earlier in the thread somebody (I assumed it was you) linked to a slashfilm.com article wherein the reporter (whom claims to have been present at the time of recording) quotes J.J abrams.
Unless you have a reason to believe the author of the article is lying or that slashfilm.com isn't a trustworthy site, Occam's razor suggests the event did indeed take place.
Regards,
Anon.
>>63664692
yep, apparently they start talking about darth bane with tom hardy and he calls him a big guy. According to twitter
>old spoils were all true
>>63664718
>Occam's razor suggests the event did indeed take place
Electronic recording > Occam's razor
>>63664563
>implying it's not a real quote because you weren't here a year ago
I'll spoon feed you this one time, baby.
http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-7-racially-diverse/
You can check the archive too.
>>63664563
AHHA nice fucking try fag
>>63664898
>>63664938
>hurr, it's on the internet, it must be true
see >>63663909
>>63664797
Interesting way to float through life. So do you believe The Sandy Hook Massacre happened? Keeping in mind there is no electronic recording of the shooting ever taking place.
Did George Washington even exist?
>>63665011
>Interesting way to float through life. So do you believe The Sandy Hook Massacre happened? Keeping in mind there is no electronic recording of the shooting ever taking place.
But we do have multiple media outlets reporting on the event and I'm sure there are dead bodies too. A bit more believable than one quote with one source that has a link to a recording that 404s.
>Did George Washington even exist?
Good question: I'm going to guess yes. You don't become president of the US and not leave something behind.
>>63665011
This level of fucking tinfoil
>>63663547
>http://spoilerboard.blogspot.com/2015/12/spoilerboard-v33-force-awakens-movie.html
Noice
>>63662575
Snoke is not jar jar if that's whar you're asking
>>63663666
A render?
With what program? those graphics had me fooled!
>>63662204
>YIFY
>>63662578
> Disney shill detected
Fuck off to Disneyland, faggot.
