Force Awakens children's storybook leaked
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Force Awakens children's storybook leaked
>>63610152
>These Nazi analogues are rounding up civilians to be questioned and massacred! Can you find all six?
jesus christ
>>63610159
what fucking 4-5 year old knows what "defected" means?
>>63610223
This is how they learn
Visual Dictionary is out there too
>>63610377
>blacked plagueis
bravo jj bravo.
>>63610339
is snoke in there or is he in the storybook?
>>63610439
That's a newspaper
>>63610339
Post Snoke
This story seems so obvious and simple, even for star wars
>go somewhere
>things blow up
>go somewhere else
>things blow up
>go third place
>???
>>63610456
so he's not in the visual dictionary or storybook?
i wasn't referring to the newspaper photo.
>>63610152
>>63610159
>>63610181
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>>63610293
>>63610315
for a moment, when I was looking at this I thought these where from the OT.
jesus christ JJ can't you fucking do something original for once.
>>63610476
It's going to be a safe retread of ANH
>>63610339
>skywalkers lightsaber
I haven't followed this shit much, but does that mean that dumb leak was real?
fucking hell that is shit writing, that lightsaber plot device leak was so bad it felt like something they made up to throw people off the scent of real leaks
>>63610476
i mean to an extent all of star wars is go somewhere and blow something up.
>go to alderaan
>alderaan blows up
>go to yavin iv
>death star blows up
>go to hoth
>things blow up
>go to endor
>death star ii blows up
>>63610510
Oh right sorry, I dunno they're not my pics
>>63610293
>Finn is white
What the fuck?
>>63610593
Eh he's like a light orange which I guess is black in the storybook.
>>63610551
>he doubted millenium falcon dot com
>>63610152
so the damn near year old leaks on googledrive totally confirmed at this point. nobody is in disagreement ?
Welp, its already started. Time to go dark. See you all at the end of the week...
>>63611028
this LITERALLY tells us nothing new
>>63610936
They are surprisingly accurate.
The only thing they dont spoil are the filler scenes.
BRAVO JJ YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>63610339
Can you post the pics?
>>63610223
this is a book for reddit
>>63610152
owowowowowowwowo
>>63611596
It's not my book, just found the pics on NeoGAF in their Star Wars spoiler thread
>>63610152
this new trilogy better have a good fucking soundtrack or i'm fucking done with star wars
at least theres a little hope for the anthology and rogue squadron movies
>>63610315
jews don't even bother being subtle anymore
>>63611918
>a little hope
have you not seen the casting from the Han Solo movie?
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>>63610377
Don't worry, it's not official art, just a random stand in in some local newspaper.
I hope they enjoy getting sued by Disney.
>>63610152
>tfw no Schindler's List children's storybook
"these emaciated corpses are lying in the mass grave, can you find them so the Allies can prove their deaths happened? "
Luke dies.
Help our heroes find Lumpy.
>>63612486
No he doesn't. Han does.
>>63610223
The Phantom Menace storybook taught me what blockade, treaty, diplomacy etc meant. Kids need to be challenged.
>>63610476
it's directed by JJ Abrams ya know
>>63612486
>>63612531
>implying either are going to die in a delightful children's book like Star Wars: The Force Awakens
I'm betting that at the end Phasma and Huxx will be arrested by Fireman Sam and Postman Pat.
>>63612551
with the new movie they are going to end up MENTALLY challenged :)
>>63610936
>>63611236
Which leaks specify are you talking about?
>>63610339
Scan mode
The grammar in this is fucking atrocious, would not read to my kids/10
>>63612558
lens flare blows up?
>>63610315
Is this the last page?
