So every remake/reboot/late sequel has an ironic line of cynical dialogue meant to subvert the original.
>Where's your pipe Dr Holmes?
>I prefer a cigar
>it's alive!
>well, yes, obviously
>would you like it shaken or stirred?
>do I look like I give a bloody damn?
What is the example from The Force Awakens?
>>63585361
"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" to Luke in SW
"Aren't you a little wide to be a stormtrooper?" To boyega in TFA
>These aren't the droids you're looking for
>FUCK YOU WHITEY IMA TAKE EM ANYWAY
WIDE
Luke, I'm your daughter!
>I love you
>y-you too
>We've got to figure out a plan
>Tell me the odds
>>63585361
> I got a bad feelnig about this
> I don't care
Hold me finn like you did on the set of Blacked
"shit in my mouth johnny you wide-hipped nigger"
somebody will state the obvious and han solo will sarcastically reply "what are the odds!"
>>63585761
>"shit in my mouth johnny you wide-hipped nigger"
-Anonymous, 2015
>>63585361
>Rey, I'm a nigger.
>I know.
>emotional music swells
>>63585361
aren't you a little black to be a jedi knight
>These aren't the droids you're looking for
>I ain't looking for no droids, nigga, like do you think just cause a space brothas lookin at dem shiny droids he gonna steal dem?
>>63585361
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nigger!
>May the force be with you
>Well it ain't with me now
>dies dramatically
>>63585361
I have no strong feelings about sand
>>63585361
>'I've got a bad feeling about-'
>interupt
>Kylo Ren:I hate niggers, they are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere
>>63585361
SHUT DOWN ALL THE REMAINING VESTIGES OF ANGLO CIVILISATION ON THE DETENTION LEVEL
>it's a refugees from /r/coontown get booty blasted by Star Wars thread
>>63585361
>Where's the rebel base?
>I'm a nigger
JOAKIM IS AN ANIMAL
>>63586046
>Nigger hur
Fuck off with this. Stop trying to make your racist meme happen
>>63586105
whoops wrong thread
Luke: Girl, I am your father
Count on it
>>63585937
WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKING
"That's no planet, it's a space station!"
>I am your father
>OH HELL NO I AINT THIS MONKEY LOOKING NIGGER'S DADDY YOUD BEST GO LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YO- OOO OOO AAH AAH ASS AND TITTIES OOGA BOOGA WATERMELON CHICKEN BARBECUE
>that one pathetic racist that keeps posting his pol junk in this thread
>you know hes literally laughing right now thinking its hilarious
>mfw
>"Luke's daughter, did i ever tell you about your father? He said he'd buy some cigarettes and never came back. He was a black stormtrooper"
>>63586904
>that one pathetic liberal that keeps posting his reddit junk in this thread
>you know hes literally laughing right now thinking its tolerant
>mfw
>>63586974
society is going to pass you up while you retarded racists are still in the stone age. if trump wins (LOL) he'll make the redumblicans look so bad that they'll never EVER win again anyway. my side wins regardless.
>>63585361
>May the force be with you
>The force? My black ass needs a damn blaster
>Oh and kid?
>Yeah?
>Remember to always shoot first.
>I prefer using my womanly ways over your male brutish ones.
>Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
>Have you SEEN the back of the Millenium Falcon homie? I busted some mean nut on Rey's face.
>>63587100
>>63586904
>>63586953
case and point ughh
>>63587057
What society?
>Muh appeal to authority
Go suck a dick you simple-minded fool lmao
>>63587145
society ie the civilized world. racism is the way of the past along with its peddlers.
>>63587199
You're an anti-white racist though
Also, the term "civilized world" implies that everyone not belonging to it (e.g. southern american natives in the amazon) are "non-civilized". This is a gross generalization of course, because we all know that every human is the same and races don't exist. Fuck off you pathetic racist
>>63587199
Racism is basic tribalism, fundamental to human evolution. We can't wish it away, and maybe we shouldn't try.
>>63587199
Both racism and excess political correctness (ie SJW) should both eat a dick
>implying they aren't already
>>63587276
>maybe we shouldn't improve our base traits
Racists literally confirmed for willing subhumans
>>63587274
>>63587276
>>63587291
haha pol never disappoints! im going ot screencap all this racist shit for when the movie comes out and is a huge success.
it's gonna be "I've got a good feeling about this!" mark my words
>I see them, wait, Leia!
>*SMACKS LIPS** HOL UP
>>63586029
>/r/coontown
This isn't reddit buddy.
>>63587385
Good for you. Nigger.
>>63585395
Now I want this to happen, except without the "whitey".
>>63585361
>No Luke, I am your mother
>>63587057
You underestimate the stupidity and short sightedness of the American voting majority
>>63587773
i mean look who they voted for last time
>Luke, I'm not that baby's daddy
>there's a big nigger on the space ship chewie
>chewbacca sounds
>a hate niggers chewie
>>63585388
"Aren't you a little black to be considered human?"
>>63585853
>>""shit in my mouth johnny you wide-hipped nigger"
>-Anonymous, 2015"
- Anonymous, 2015
>>63585361
>would you like it shaken or stirred?
>do I look like I give a bloody damn?
the point of this was to show Bond was in a bad mood cause you can see he didn't even give a fuck, not subvert the original
>>63587385
I never thought I will see the day when people on 4chan would get mad at "racists". But that was before reddit came. Keep thinking that "racism" will go away, stuff like BLM and ISIS are just making more and more people hate the lesser races.
>>63588051
>What were you expecting, an exploding pen?
>>63586208
in a sassy negress voice
>psh, gurl, i am yo fahthur
>>63585361
>OT
>"Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they"
>Sequels
>"As deep as you can, take the dark side. Let the dark seed fill the light"
I'VE GOT A POD RACER
I'VE GOT A QUAD HOPPER
>>63586904
lmao @ your life you little reddit bitch
>>63586904
>That one balless SJW faggot who thinks he's somehow making a change by arguing people on the internet
>Everyone else sitting back having fun, and not walking around on egg shells on THE INTERNET of all places
>"Lol you guys are pathetic! I've got a 0.001% chance of getting my dick wet by this 100 pound overweight, thick-framed purple haired trans-dyke who has already taken 20 dicks today. You guys are pathetic, virgins!!!"
You're a fuckin clown, mate.
am i the only one here other than this racist samefag? someone please respond.
>>63588381
atleast i'm not an evil racist.
>>63587057
>racists are still in the stone age
oh, then why is there so much fucking poverty in Africa right now? Eat a dick you little simple minded monkey.
>>63588411
>white man comes and kill/enslaves/destroys an entire civilization
>why are they in poverty
PLEASE STOP you're killing me AHAH
>>63588403
Humans are inherently racist, as are basically all other life forms on the planet. If you see a creature from a different race or species, you either try to eat it or get the fuck away from it.
There's a reason niggers are black, much like why stone fish are spiky; it's a warning that it's toxic.
>>63585761
This made me laugh harder than it should have
>>63588455
They destroyed themselves you fucking chimp. Seriously, they destroyed and enslaved themselves before le big bad whitey came along.
At this point it's Hegelian Dialectics, might as well speed their decline along, God knows it's inevitable.
>>63589066
>God
>>63589533
>le bedora dibbing enlightened atheist meme
Back to reddit you go.
>No. I am your father
>Its a trap
>Ive got a bad feeling about this
>A hand will be cut off
I think it was in last week's Time magazine that had an interview with JJ and it had a bit about sound. Apparently JJ ripped the audio of a stormtrooper saying "blast them!" from one of the original movies and is using it somewhere in the movie.
So there's that
>>63589660
>character is offered death sticks
>It's a trap!
In fairness at least the Bond subversion felt like it belonged, where as the others where just bullshit subversions
>>63588550
I was about to post about how humans typically try to treat dogs with kindness then remembered that blacks hate dogs.
Carry on.
>>63585399
i honestly wouldnt even mind that
>>63585484
this would be preferred
It's a trap! Naaaaaaaat
>>63586904
>Redditors using /pol/ as an insult
>>63585361
>Finn sees Rey on Jakku for the first time.
>"Oh, I've got a GOOD feeling about this".
>>63594871
>In my PANTS. WINK WINK. I NEED SEX
>>63588381
>"I've got a 0.001% chance of getting my dick wet by this 100 pound overweight, thick-framed purple haired trans-dyke who has already taken 20 dicks today."
Wow, is that what /pol/ fantasizes about at night? That explains a lot.
