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BAAAAAAAANE!
THE OTHER HIRED GUN!
BAAAANE LET ME IN
IT WAS JUST A PRAAAANK
I WANT TO SURVIVE!
shit meme
Start dumping your folders fags.
>>63570103
Hehe... Meme
PLAAAAAANE
>>63570157
>It's a Bane plays a prank on CIA episode
>>63570103
>Dr CIA, Im CIA
>You don't get to bring me
>I'm not yourself
>>63570312
>It's a CIA wants a a Farscape night, but Dr. Pavel insists on bringing Friends episode.
>>63570335
No you're not because i'm me and that makes you not me
>>63570335
>They were trying to grab you, the CIA man
>Me?
>>63570103
i don appreshiate being made a meme, TROLL
>>63570210
For you
>>63570157
They expect one of us to be pranked, brother.
>>63570439
Gimme dat "baneposting is a laddah" speech.
"I WILL FINNISH....
....WHAT YOU STARTED"
>>63570541
>>63570565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOscWqEw4mY
>>63570565
>Wreckage Brother died in vain
Pretty sad tbqh
>>63570724
accept my Linkedin invitation cocksucker.
>>63570724
IM CRYING
>>63570724
>The Big Guy Awakens
>not The Fire Rises
>>63570955
There's already plenty of videos titled that
the worst unfunny meme ever
even nyan cat is funnier and better
>>63570335
then where's the caveman?
IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYYMOOORREEE
the hothead presence is strong in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFAXvFYhsE
Can someone post that facebook conversation with the young girl who has a bane mask in the hospital or some shit?
>>63571143
FOR
YOU
>>63570439
AND WHAT OF MAIMEN
I SHUPPOSHE HE'S OFF THE FLIGHTPLAN AS WELL
Stop posting this shit you fucking faggets, it's been four fucking years
>>63571467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vUGYE7u2s
>>63571576
What a tragic accident, no one could have seen that coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxyPQ4_Xeqc
>>63571576
hotheads, when will they learn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuoFK0Px4Vs
>>63571500
>>63571576
>le hothead
So original guys, just like this shit meme
>>63571781
If you didn't want to be called a hothead, you could try not being hotheaded.
>>63571781
>>63571802
Calm down, guys. Now's not the time for anger. Only the fire needs to be hot, remember! Celebrate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Rmwd6MsVQ
>>63571781
SOMEBODY
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
>>63570335
>CIA, I'm CIA
>I wasn't alone
>Uh...I don't get to bring myself
>I'm not myself
>Don't worry, no charge for me
>And why would I want me?
>I was trying to nab my prize
>I work for the Agent, the Khaki'd man
>ME?
>Get me on board, I'll call it in
>The flightplan I filed with the agency lists Me, Myself, CIA here, but only one of Me!
>First one to talk, gets to stay on my aircraft!
>WHO PAID ME TO GRAB MYSELF?
>I DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>TELL ME ABOUT ME, WHY DO I WEAR THE PANTS?
>ALOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED AGENT
>OR PERHAPS IM WONDERING WHY I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF, BEFORE THROWING ME OUT OF MY PLANE
>At least I can talk! Who am I?
>It matters not who I am, what matters is my plan
>No one cared who I was until I put on the pants
>If I pull those off, will I die?
>It would be extremely painful!
>I'm a big guy
>For me
>Was getting caught part of my plan?
>Of coursh!
>CIA rejected my plan, in favour of mine, I had to see what I told me
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>Uh, me?
>Well congratulations! I got myself caught, now whats the next step of my master plan?
>Crashing this plane....with no survivors!
>No! I expect myself in the wreckage, brother
>Have I started the fire?
>Yes! The fire rises!
>Calm down CIA! Now's not the time for fear, that comes later
>>63571992
A truly Big Hearted message
>>63572028
>0.2K
that's a cold head
>>63570724
Has someone done a rom com edit of the plane scene?
I really need CIA and Bane trading glances over Solsbury Hill.
>>63572044
kek
THREE MORE YEARS!
alright. bane?
>>63572044
I like to imagine this is what the afterlife is like for CIA, like Johnny Depp in the 3rd Pirates movie when he's in Davy Jones' locker. Just constantly reliving everything with himself playing every character.
>>63573781
Or Being John Malkovich
>CIA? CIA CIA CIA. CIA!
>>63572263
UUUU
>>63570724
"...just let him in" should've been"...just call it in"
>>63574116
But why would Ittin be Interested in Christmas?
https://clyp.it/nyf2ukdo
alrite, banebustersis it worth finishing?[/spoilers]
>you and your friends are dead
>you don't get to bring any friends
>they're not my friends
What does it mean?
>>63575732
CIA had early learned from the Bank Manager.
Perhaps Ittin was his code name, and CIA was informing him about a new batch of Friends that could be an issue.
>>63575599
yes, please do
>>63572044
>>At least I can talk! Who am I?
deep
>>63575732
>the guy that hired you...will just do the same to you
>lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
The puzzle pieces are there. I just can't put them together.
>>63572338
Closest thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTwAMF6kLE
>>63572338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIjxFUpECKg
Wait, THIS guy was Juan Ovyu? He wasn't even on the plane
>>63575732
Isn't that the question of the day?
Why's this shit thread still up?
>>63570335
I'm tearing up, i don't know why
>>63577210
>Call Bane. I am Juan Ovyu.
He was lying... Everyone knows that Juan Ovyu holds the detonator, so he was threatening to detonate the bomb in order to get out of sentencing. Obviously Crane called his bluff.
>>63570508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMei00chdhA
>>63572044
Nice dubs and nice greentext.
This thread turn out better than I expected
>>63577210
>I am Juan Ovyu
OH HOLY SHIIIIII
>>63572614
big masked fella
BANE!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHH
Dr Pavel, I'm Xenu.
>baneposting thread not being deleted
>mods have deleted individual posts to keep the thread clean
What the fuck is going on in here? Is the war finally over?
Can we Banepost in peace at last?
>>63578484
weirdly enough, another Bane thread that was far more subtle than this one got hot pocketed in the interim.
>>63578484
if I report this thread will you fuckers die?
>>63578506
Maybe they're just keeping it to one thread? Seems reasonable.
>>63578520
It would be extremely reddit.
>>63578480
>they were trying to grab your fries
>>63578484
It's banemas
>Punished CIA
>>63570103
DUDE IT'S JUST A PRANK WE WERE'NT ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT YOU AND THROW YOU OUT OF A PLANE GOD
>>63572044
>WHO PAID ME TO GRAB MYSELF?
holy kek
>>63570335
>Do I feel in charge?
SOMEBODY
>>63570103
OPEN THE PLANE BANE! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>63570157
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4075958/
>Juan Ovyu
>Agent C
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME JUST END
>>63577519
CRANE?
>>63578557
U U U U
Well, congratulations! You got yourself a party! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>63572044
>I had to see what I told me
Fucking lost
>>63579245
>crashing this party
>with no invitation
Crashing this cake.
>>63579064
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A HOT ONE.
>>63570103
this is why you shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane
>>63579330
With no leftovers
>>63579245
EATING THIS CAKE
???
add the rest sorry I'm too retarded to make my own memes
it doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our cake
>>63577210
what is that rope bane is playing with?
did he take CIAs belt as a trophy?
>>63577210
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4075958/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast
>Juan Ovyu
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>63579602
what's your problem
>>63579651
>Movie called Plane Crash
>Character called Juan Ovyu
Baneposting is manifesting in the real world again.
>>63579668
>Button Lee
>Juan Ovyu
>Agent C
you fucking retard these are the names from the plane crash scene
>>63579668
Don't forget Button Lee and Agent C
>>63579708
>>63579709
BUT WHO'S TERRY?
My best friend smee died in a plane accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Uzbekistan's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a flight plan.
You don't have be a big guy to be an Master Plan Rocker. Button is an Master Plan Rocker.
My other best friend mahman is on prizes again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this hired-guns. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every mercenary, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the agency, chit-chatting with fucking Ittin. Now I stay at home, like a fucking masketta. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got crashed. Thank god pavel wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. He has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch, Big guys
>>63578819
ONCE
>>63579749
TOLD
>>63579333
nice trips
>>63579724
Pierce has cost you your strength, Vic Terry has defeated you.
>>63579410
No one cared who I was until I put on the chef hat
>>63579845
BANE
>>63579820
I'm gonna need to know more about these newly discovered characters. Is he saying Vick, Terry has defeated you. Or is Vick Terry one person and IMDB listed him by his last name for some reason?
HE'S SO TALL AND HANDSOME AS HELL! HE'S SO BAD BUT HE DOES IT SO WELL!
>>63570335
Why is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year
>>63579891
WAS
I don't understand this, how can he keep getting away with it I'm the big guy here I'm in charge who is this bane and why do they keep making threads about him, where is the janitor did he start a fire?
best thread on /tv/ right now tbhfam
Reminder that today is the fourth anniversary.
>>63580121
I hope it will never die
Now this guy, this little guy is great. I used to call him "flight plan CIA". I swear to god, he'd make your flight plan look like he's in charge. He was terrific, he was the best, and he shot a lot of men before throwing them out of a plane too. SALUT CIA.
>>63580249
>hothead patrol guy will never post 3-4 threads a day
>>63572014
ONCE TOLD ME
now's not the time for wool, that comes later.
>>63579955
GONNA
>>63580424
If I sheared you, would you die?
>>63580424
BAAAANE?
Pic related, the one stop shop for Big Guys
Why are there no festive CIAs in this thread? Whats going on here?
>>63580313
>WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLIGHT AND GET YOUR FUCKING BIG GUY
>>63580610
Calm down, Rudolph, now's not the time for Christmas.
That comes later.
>>63580313
Kek
>>63580575
It would be very painful
>>63580313
I don't know if you know big guy, I don't fly planes anymore.
>>63580610
CIA represents the Flight Plan
Bane represents the Master Plan
Both are necessary for Baneposting to thrive. It is a Yin-Yang. When you see one, you see the other. When you celebrate Bane, you celebrate CIA at the same time. So this thread is just as dedicated to CIA as it is to Bane. With him by the big guy's side, the fire rises.
>>63580359
It used to be WHO DO YOU WANT TO CATCH, A BIG GUY, OR THE GUY WHO KILLED HAERVEY DANT??
Why's this thread still up? Where's the /tv/ discussion?
>>63581112
>/tv/
>discussion
legit laughed
>>63581112
You may want to check your cranial temperature
>>63581112
Where do you think we are?
>>63580947
what the fuck is the FOOKING LEGEND doing there?
>>63581112
What follows is a true story.
In my hometown I saw a guy cosplaying as Bane, walking around with his mask and sheepskin jacket and all.
I saw this, smiled to myself, and as I was walking past him said in my best CIA voice, "You're a big guy."
He then got visibily awkward and replied, "Haha - thanks, man."
Then I walked off.
There's a lesson to be learnt from this, I'm sure.
>>63581429
why would you even cosplay as bane if you don't know the meme? bane wasn't really that good on the movie.
>>63581461
I fucking know, right?
He was actually a big guy, so maybe he thought it was a come on.
>>63580249
>>63572044
Fucking hell this is going too far, we're almost transcending reality itself at this point
>>63580605
For big guys with big pets
>Masketta Man, CIA, Bane, Dr Pavel and Lotta Loyalty are all in their apartment deciding what to watch together
>Bane vouches to marathon Friends from the start to finish
>Everyone looks at him in disguist, Dr Pavel asks what a grown man like him would have any interest in the show Friends
>CIA proclaims that Bane doesn't get to bring Friends
>>63581181
>what the fuck is the FOOKING LEGEND doing there?
CRASHING THIS DINNER WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>63570335
I have no idea why it took over 3 years of Baneposting for me to see this.
This is outstanding.
Four years
Still funny for me
Are you people retarded or something? This is not funny at all. Where's the humor?
>>63582498
What are you? Are you dense or retarded or something?
>>63578484
They're containing us like the cops at the tunnel
>>63582523
WHERE'S THE HUMOR
YOU'D NEVER GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN
the meme that keeps on giving
Remember when you left /tv/? Before all this, before Baneposting? You were gone four years. Four years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went downtown, there's this pub, near the hub of the town. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a beer. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a 5/10 girl and her son. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to /tv/. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except memes and hotheads. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
>>63582527
Then the mass ban
>As if a million voices all cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>>63582727
Well shit.
>>63579333
>>63577519
>>63577210
>>63577608
>trips
>Hothead pic is from the movie Don Juan
>Don
>Juan
>Juan Ovyu
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING DEEEEEPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8
I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
>>63570103
NEVER FORGET
>>63570103
Happy Birthday, Big Guys
>>63582527
Why contain it?
Reaching Baneposting of MC Escher proportions
>>63583005
Then scum reddit got fags tried to steal it. Then mods deleted get
>>63583041
>>63570103
>>63580121
>4th year anniversary
>4
>4U
>for you
GUUUUUYS
>>63572044
This is some Synecdoche, New York level shit
>>63583266
It's close to singularity. Soon we will witness the greatest Baneposting has to offer.
>>63583041
UUUU
>>63580823
For Ewe.
>>63582630
deep
thanks to /tv/ i keep forgetting that this was a batman movie not a cia movie
>>63583337
Better upgrade your collage then.
>>63583422
>times I've seen the plane scene and its variants: roughly about 1200
>times I've seen the rest of the movie: 2
>>63575599
oh god yes, please finish it
>>63582851
>then the mass bane
tell me about Belt, why does it wear the CIA?
>>63575599
Go for it
>>63583492
two more than I have
and I've only watched the Bane scene for the first time recently. it didn't sound the way I had it in my head.
Who do you want to catch, a big guy, or Harvey Dent?
>>63583737
also, early on as a fan of baneposting, I thought that CIA *was* Dr. Pavel.
As in, the character he was talking to had just told him his name, then CIA said his name AND his agency all at once.
It's much less funny to me if Dr. Pavel actually is another character. it almost made me give up baneposting.
>>63583737
>>63583845
hard to believe that people like you exist
>>63583829
Look at the shine in his eyes. He's so earnest.
>>63581429
Holy shit this.
Took a photo with a guy cosplaying Bane and told him to say "4U" and he just looked at me like "wtf?"
>>63571576
"IT'S A PRANK, BRO!!!"
>>63583845
are you like 12? nice blog post faggot
IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 4 YEARS, 43 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR.
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF CANCER, FUCKING BANE FAGGOTS GO BACK TO FAGGOTLAND!!!
>>63583829
Did the le hothead patrol guy die?
LOTTA LOYLE TEE FOR A STELLAR MASS BLACK HOLE
>>63583943
>43 years
He didn't copypaste so good
>>63583943
was getting mad part of your plan?
>>63583889
capeshit sucks
baneposting is a million times better
>>63571576
You have to be fucking braindead to be doing this in the first place but for fuck's sake, if you're going to do it why the fuck wouldn't you have the shower ready or water in the bathtub just as a precaution?
>>63584097
typical hotheads
what did you expect
>>63582073
>Fucking hell this is going too far, we're almost transcending reality itself at this point
There's no stopping the Bane Train at this point. All we can do is hang on.
>>63580214
So I told Bane to crash the plane and... he did it! The absolute masked man.
>>63584097
Never experienced kids doing dumb shit after a Jackass movie came out while in highschool?
>used to hate the CIA 4U meme when it first appeared
>now I laugh like a retarded every time I see this shit
Congrats! You made it.
>>63578484
>Dr. Emmerich, I'm DD
>>63583448
This one is really good.
![The.Dark.Knight.Rises.2012.1080p.AC3.BRRip.XViD-RemixHD.avi_snapshot_00.01.10_[2015.12.12_21.03.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1KtegYb.jpg "The.Dark.Knight.Rises.2012.1080p.AC3.BRRip.XViD-RemixHD.avi snapshot 00.01.10 [2015.12.12 21.03.47]")
It has been more than 4 years since Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises has appeared in movie theaters and a meme has come from it that will probably last forever as far as I am concerned. Therefore the time has come to to reveal
the reality that you are all facing there is one more thing that you did not see. If you can answer these questions correctly then you will get it.
1. Why does Bane REALLY wear the mask?
2. Why is the sound editing in the plane scene really bad?
3. Where else in TDKR is the plane scene continued? Why is it extended throughout the whole movie unlike the previous 2 dark knight films?
4. Why was Bane kneeling when he could have been placed in a plane chair?
5. When Bane was getting taken out of the blue car was he doing a little dance? Was CIA mirroring Bane's little dance in the plane?
6. Since it has been somewhat established that CIA has teleporting powers why didn't he just teleport everyone out of the plane like that flash webm thereby defeating "crashing this plane with no survivors"?
7. Why are there windshield wipers on the plane's cockpit?
8. How many CIAs are there if "Dr. Pavel Im CIA"?
9. Why does everyone in the plane scene wear a belt? Is Bane's Mask one of those belts?
10. Were there similarities in Catwoman stealing the pearls and Bane stealing Dr Pavel?
11. When Bane's henchmen were shooting through the window were they looking at you?
12. Why does N121TG have only 3 propellers instead of an even number such as 2 or 4?
13. How could he call it in if there is no telephones/cellphones in the scene?
14. Will Bill Wilson ever get laid?
These are the questions that will help you unlock the plane scene and the everything else about TDKR. I give you approximately 20 years to solve this if you cant then I am a big guy for you.
If only we could get Nolan to do a director's commentary over the scene.
>>63584394
The fire rises, brother.
>>63582993
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
>>63570724
>dat voice
>>63583943
Hothead
he survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSCx4cTN9E
>>63572044
THE MEME RISES
>>63585264
even memes are getting outsourced
Here's to 4(u) more years
I watched the post credit scenes only once in all these years, does thar makes me a hothead?
>>63571576
>4GIFs.com
were any of you faggots here when we crashed the reddit ama with Tom Hardy? it was for another movie all together, but all the questions were about the opening scene of TDKR... I know Tom Hardy confirmed that he "intoned" his line to mean "a big guy for you"... anyone have screenshots of that epic day?
>>63586097
haha, nevermind. found this :
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/23sxyu/director_steven_knight_here_joined_by_actor_tom
UU
UU
>>63586097
U U U U
>>63586140
>that comment section
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Big Guys
can we talk about the movie? what do you guys think about it? it was kinda okay, ending was meh.
>>63586140
>removed
>removed
>removed
>removed
>removed
>Why didnt Frodo use an eagle to fly to Mordor?
>removed
>removed
every time
Hey I got an idea...
You could probably rewrite TDKR and replace cat woman with CIA.
When's season 2?
youtube.com/watch?v=o2vHsIiISuU
>>63575732
>no nameplate
>>63577519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixViyNKIx4
>>63586821
>CIA and Bruce together in the end
who has the bday cards we sent to CIA? post 'em if you got 'em.
>>63586735
I was mainly into it because they filmed it where I live. Not the best batman, imo.
>>63586735
As someone who never watched the previous two that came before i was wondering what the fuck was going on half of the time due to the horrible pacing, does it make more sense if you watch the other ones first?
>>63583041
Today is actualy my birthday no lie xD
Does anyone here actually go on /bane/ on 8ch?
>>63570464
It doesn't matter who WE are. What matters is our flight plan.
>>63571781
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>>63584592
1. To mask his constant pain due to a severe back injury. I pumps a toxin called Ziconotide.
2. It's Nolan and most definitely was rushed in this case, what do you expect?
3. Any scene with Bane and Barsad or the Pentagon scenes, and later the scenes with Captain Jones. That wasn't important in the first 2 films.
4. I think it's standard protocol. Wilson is simply following what he was told when he signed up and is making his prisoners as uncomfortable as possible.
5. No, he was trying to inch forward a little faster because the man with the gun was getting too close behind him.
6. He can't teleport.
7. Isn't it obvious?
8. One agency, many employees. It's standard bureaucracy.
9. Belts are a symbol of loyalty and memory and Bane's mask could be. Not even joking: http://artofmourning.com/2011/03/20/symbolism-sunday-the-belt-buckle-garter/
10. No, it was a completely different kind of theft.
11. Almost.
12. It probably broke off, after all, it's American.
13. He had a cellphone and for a brief moment before we see the plane taking off, Wilson stretches his arm around himself to presumably grab one.
14. Who's to say he didn't already?
>>63586735
It's the greatest 5 minute movie of all time
>>63587203
not really, story is fucked up.
I really suggest batman begins, it's an amazing movie.
>>63586735
The opening 5 minutes is absolute cinema
>thread still up
Do you feel in charge mods?
This is fucking insane at this point.
FUCKING INSANE
STOP IT YOULL TEAR REALITY APART
>>63587951
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63582620
fuck me
>>63588043
HE WAS IN MY PLANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE
>>63588004
remember me
>>63588004
Vous êtes un grand gars
>>63588004
>>63588165
>>63588219
>>63588268
>these are your typical baneposters
Proves how autistic this shit meme is
>>63572044
10/10
>tfw Bane or CIA will never appear in Gotham or be a part of the DC canon
it hurts
It's true. All of it.
>>63588559
We still got that Batman V Superman shit coming up
Sticky pls
how many were in the plane scene? I'm not really sure
>>63588992
1 CIA
1 Bane
1 Masketta Man
1 Dr. Pavel
2 Militants
2 Hooded Men
2 Pilots
4 Paratroopers
5 Rangers
=
19
>>63588165
lmao what is this from
>>63588655
If I take off that censor would you die?
But seriously, why cover up your face? Are you ashamed of yourself?
>>63589301
a high school has a meme club and this is the group.
>>63589225
0 Survivors
>>63570724
Who are you?
"I'm Gotham's Reckoning!"
>>63570724
10/10
>>63570724
marry me
>>63570724
Oh god how could I have missed this
>>63570724
>my sides
>off orbit
top kek
HABLAME ACERCA DE BANE POR QUE USA LA MASCARA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08
>>63589949
Sos un tipo grande boludo
>>63590183
PARA VOS
>>63590183
>>63590325
ARGIENIGGERS OUT OF MY BOARD! VIVA CHILE
>>63590403
This is the chilean version:
-sos un weon grande qliao ctm
>pa vos weon qliao ctm
>>63590403
wena nido
>>63590403
eris un ql grande po
>>63590438
>>63590439
>>63590440
not funny fucking nubians
>>63590509
Oh god
>>63590509
topest of the keks
>>63570724
we are not worthy
>>63590509
jajajajaja
>>63589367
oh god that is pathetic
>>63590882
wish I was joking. that baneposter kid has been on some threads on here hence the photos.
How many big guys does it take to crash a plane ?
>>63591111
you only need a good plan
>>63589949
Baño?
>>63572044
>>OR PERHAPS IM WONDERING WHY I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF, BEFORE THROWING ME OUT OF MY PLANE
That got a nice laugh out of me...Oh and...
>DUBS
>>63583943
Check em
WHEN I SAY BIG GUY YOU SAY FOR YOU
BIG GUY!
God-tier thread
>>63591296
FORD YOUTH
>>63591296
FOR YOU
>>63591111
1,
With no survivors.
>>63591296
JOHN CENA!!!!!!
>>63591296
4 U
>>63588165
God why are Baneposters so fucking sexy? They just exude raw sexuality. If that badass approached me in real life I'd kneel down right there and start sucking his thick, meaty cock like a hungry weasel.
>>63591538
That's a child, you sick fuck. I just called the CIA. Enjoy your plane crash.
>>63591653
How am I supposed to tell? He emits the confidence of a 47 year old man.
