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>ITT Comfy ships.
Also, trek general.
>tfw nobody is posting
Trek threads always seem to be hit or miss
>>63514920
Boobs always seem to work.
Are there rooms/quarters on the enterprise that don't look like a hotel? They usually only show the quarters of the main characters who are officers, but do they all look like that? What about low rank personnele?
>>63515001
Actually this always works.
>>63515017
Lower deckers share quarters with roommates.
Source: Lower Decks
>>63515017
There was that one episode with the qt ensign in TNG... I forget if they showed their quarters but it might be a good idea to look there
>>63515017
when you can replicate everything then you don't need to load your home with shit except for a few sentimental momentos
>ywn be on evil!Voyager
>ywn be part of Janeway's harem
>swn force you to do obscene things with Seven for her amusement
Why live?
>>63514920
daytime Trek threads seem to have a 50/50 chance of success.
>>63515024
qt trekfus always brighten the mood
>>63515190
>I'm so horny, please help me greentext about my sex fantasies
B O R I N G
>>63515204
She counts, although /tv/ would prefer the show version
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>it's a body swap episode
>>63515228
Who said anything about help? That was a complete thought.
>>63515204
Can't fault that.
>>63515100
ensigns are always qt
>>63515240
Plasma coils, huh? Plasma coils.
God damn trekkies in my star wars board...get out
>>63515260
Friendly reminder that Garak fucked Dukat's daughter and that Garak is the superior character.
>>63515321
>Garak is the superior character.
Won't argue with you there.
>>63515319
I hope that you will enjoy your JJ Abrams flick, farn.
I know that I sure didn't enjoy ours.
>>63515309
Especially those with 3 tits
>>63515319
>liking a series of kid's movies
Kekked.
>>63515319
enjoy having JJ ruin your series too pleb
>>63515344
He literally said hes more of a star wars fan, in my personal opinion i find star trek too monotone.
>>63515321
>>63515260
>tfw Cardies
>>63514583
your universe had to beg a spot in front of starwars movie. I think that says it all
>>63515440
Don't you have enough threads on the board? /tv/ is literally /sw/ right now. Fuck outta here faggot.
>>63514583
This is objectively correct
Morn.
>you will never drink at a space bar
Just kill me now
>>63515399
JJ is just gonna give you more of what he already gave us.
>John Harrison: "My name is KHAN!!!"
>casuals: "Is this supposed to be shocking or significant in any way at all?"
>hardcores: "Damn, this is stupid."
>Snoke: "My name is DARTH PLAGUEIS!!!"
>casuals: "Is this supposed to be shocking or significant in any way at all?"
>hardcores: "Damn, this is stupid."
You can take this poetry to a poetry inspector and they will verify for you that this is literally solid poetry.
>>63515495
Best character
>>63515522
>With Guinan as a barkeep
No thanks.
>>63515522
It is...it is green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RuRJOQa8M
>>63515522
>wanting to drink synthehol
Do you know how I know that you're a filthy disgusting hew-mon?
>it's a Vic helps Nog cope with his PTSD episode
Best couple.
>>63515578
He doesn't eat tube grubs. that's enough for me.
>>63515489
>waltz not GOAT
fuck off
>>63514920
Trek and tolkien lore threads are a nightime /tv/ thing.
But seriously OP, how are you going to call the Enterprise E comfy? Its exclusive to three of the worst trek movies ever.
Now pic related, that nigger is capable of sustaining comfy factor 9.95
>>63515560
>not wanting to drink with a wise old negro that scares even Q
>>63515640
>the aliens from Conspiracy never came back to invade the Federation
>because the Ferengi agreed to sell them tube grubs in exchange for peace
Where were you when the Ferengi saved the galaxy?
>>63514583
>comfy ships
Patrician choice op, the Ent-E is a thing of beauty. The Excelsior is probably my second choice.
>>63515640
Waltz is a great episode but tbqh it IS the start of Dukat becoming a wacky villain rather than suave
>>63515204
>50/50 chance
Every time I see or start a ST thread I end up watching a random episode after 5 minutes. I suppose I'm not the only one.
>>63515633
Teal'c is gonna be pissed off that Todd is banging his boo.
>>63515805
I make my way through the franchise slowly. Watch an episode before bed usually.
>>63515771
>the nacelles don't connect to the stardrive section
>they connect to a pod on top of the stardrive section
Absolutely disgusting. Blunder of the century.
>>63515820
Shit, I meant Micheal, not Todd.
Arr rook same
>tfw the soulless minions of orthodoxy have hampered your research at every turn
>>63515788
I actually never got this. Why does /tv/ hate Dukat becoming a full-on villain? Isn't that a logical arc for the character after all his plans are thwarted and heloses his QT daughter?
I liked him as a full-on villain too tbch
>>63515240
>What's he gonna do? Point it at someone while they're crashing?
>>63515862
So leave the liberal run college you're posting from.
who /likesDS9themost/ here?
>>63515869
>Why does /tv/ hate Dukat becoming a full-on villain?
It wasn't that he became a villain, it's that he turned into cartoon space-hitler.
>>63515869
I hate it because it was a logical arc for his character, but it was stupid to change the Prophets from "mysterious and enigmatic" to "Good versus Evil".
>>63515910
Reporting.
>>63515910
TOS == TNG == DS9 > TAS > ENT > VOY
Centaur Class is GOAT
>Ship thread
>not Star Trek thread
>>63515960
DS9>TNG=TOS>VOY>ENT
>>63515910
Reporting
>>63515967
Here's your reply:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapAjjTDbh4
>>63515555
NORM!.... err I mean Morn!
>>63515358
GOAT semen demon
>>63515578
Wasn't synthehol supposed to not make the drinker intoxicated? I watched a Voyager episode a few days ago where a foreign ambassador got plastered on synthahol
>>63515910
TNG = DS9 > TOS > ENT > VOY > JJ Abrams
>>63515996
>legends of the rangers
It has such a bad rep i never bothered to watch it, hell i didnt even bother to finish that youtube link.
>>63515763
That angle got nixed because it was "too dark".
>>63515633
I really did like them but she was right, you needed a better story like season 4 instead of just TnA
>>63516009
It makes you intoxicated, but then you can "shake it off" if you need to.
>>63516051
Braga and Berman aren't capable of doing that.
The show and its writing may have been shit, but I feel I need to give a shout out to Voyager as the comfiest ship. Had a small crew, everyone felt like family, all battling against the odds, slogging away at their one goal, to get back home. In a place full of weirdness and truly alien shit, at least you still had that 130-odd crew to hang out with and fuck around on the holodeck. Plus it had better mood-lighting, and a less 80s-tastic decor in general.
The Enterprise D may have had all its beige carpeting and overwhelming lights and the capacity to host entire families, but its hugeness makes it seem overwhelming and impersonal to me. Plus as the flagship of the Federation, if you had your actual family with you, you were potentially dragging them into crazy dangerous situations at times. Why would you do that if you had a choice?
>>63516102
forgot my pic
>>63515960
TNG > DS9 = VOY > TOS > ENT
>>63516102
Agreed. TNG is my favorite series but when I first saw the Intrepid Class I fell in love with it. The metallic interiors felt more 'real' than the white-and-beige of the later Enterprises.
Also ditto the point about impersonality.
>>63516138
Voyager is one of the uglier ships
she looks good from the top and a bottom view like that but any other angle makes her look fat and that thick ass saucer doesn't help
Anyone else have a thing for Seska? I dunno why, i jsut found her really sexy for some reason.
Did federation officers pay when they went to drink at Quark's bar?
>>63516181
low test beta confirmed
>>63516200
they get a stipend from starfleet for mingling with otherworlders
>>63516188
>ywn cum in her spoon
>>63516210
kek
>>63515910
I love ds9 because there were so many qt dabo girls and all of them half-nekkid.
>>63516181
Voyager would probably look fine if she had nacelles like the Enterprise E. As it is she's weirdly front heavy with those tiny nacelles.
>>63516138
The Intrepid class deserved a better show.
Can we get a powerlevel discussion going? It seems as though the Empire has the numbers and the force going for it, but sheer tech wise Starfleet wipes the floor with them. Starfleet also has Q to match the star wars force.
Pic related.
>>63516274
Most of the cast in general deserved a better show. People point to a lot of problems, but I think just getting rid of the 'reset button' as a singular change would have drastically improved the quality
cf. by the end of the Battlestar Galactica reboot the ship was literally falling apart
>>63515598
>Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Fontaine!
Fly me to AR-558,
Let me fight for worthless real estate.
Let me see what life is like
With one leg after you amputate.
In other words,
Give me a hooooooolosuite.
Quit bothering me,
And let me beeeeeee a NEET.
Is it canon that Ferengis ejaculate honey?
>>63516330
They can cross the entire Galaxy in short order in the Star Wars universe. It takes upward of a century at max speed for the Trek universe ships to pull that off. Even though I tend to lean towards the Federation in the 1 on 1 fights, in all out war, that kind of mobility advantage is a trump card in the empire's hand.
>>63516102
>>63516138
Also, I liked this little ship too. Maybe I just like the smaller ships. I like that you can look at it and the windows and equate it to a real world size. Neither Voyager nor the Equinox are much bigger than a mid-sized cruise liner. The Enterprise D is like the biggest building ever, in space.
>>63516330
its not really a debate, empire ships have no defense against Starfleet
and even if you want to argue they have literally no answer to a Borg cube
its moot
>>63516102
>>63516138
Damn you're making me want to watch it now, I've only seen random episodes. What are the best seasons?
>>63516138
What did they mean by this?
>>63516330
Pic is wrong, Star Wars ships do have shields, but if that one episode of TNG where they comment on lasers is true, 99% of Star Wars ships would be pea shooters compared to Trek ships.
As I understand it, the Star Wars side has trash weapons but great shields/infrastructure; and the Star Trek side has good weapons but weak and volatile shields/infrastructure, putting them on a relatively even footing.
There was, of course, that one scene in RotJ where a single ship flying into the bridge of an Executor Class destroyed it, but IIRC they had already lost shields or something like that.
Anyone know how hyperdrives compare to warp drives?
Shouldn't a starship have Thrusters on all sides of it? There's no way to stop in space unless you exert an equal amount of force to propel against your motion...so how do spaceships dock and stuff?
Also, how the hell do you get out of light-speed travel? How do they slow down?
>>63516420
But it's not the same Galaxy, maybe the Star Wars galaxy is really small
>>63516447
>Pic is wrong, Star Wars ships do have shields,
EU non-canon garbage
>>63516446
Janeway had penis envy and wanted to fuck the stars.
>>63515398
Wasn't Star Trek 1 pretty good though? Into Darkness was shit, but I liked the first one
>>63516444
There are no best seasons, just refer to this >>63515489
>>63516498
>deflector shields
>non-canon
>>63516463
I'd be willing to give some on that point, but the Federation itself is pretty tiny. The Star Wars galaxy would have to be insultingly tiny for them to ever be on any sort of even footing engine wise.
>>63516498
How could it possibly be non-canon when they actively talk about shield generators and shields in the movies?
>>63516529
Prove me wrong big brains
>>63516509
It was enjoyable to watch, but you think back on it and realise it was kinda a hectic but empty movie. The problem with Into Darkness is you realise that WHILE you're watching it.
>>63516330
Let's leave technology aside, that's always debatable, and focus on:
>logistics
>willingness
>strategy
1) Logistics. Pretty equal, although from what I've seen ST ships seem a bit faster. They are also more apt at repairing and maintaining the vessels. SW always seemed like more chaotic, which may help them on occasion. Call it a draw.
2)Willingness to commit and fight. There is no doubt that the Empire is willing... but so would be The Cardies, Romulans and even the Federation if push comes to shove. Never mind the Klingons. Draw.
3) Strategy. So, ST has Dukat, Picard, Kirk, Martok, Worf, Sisko, Garak, Riker, Velal... I'll count Weyoun and Chang too. All brilliant in their respective fields, tactical, sabotage, strategy, diplomacy, etc.
SW has The Emperor who manages to get rekt by an inferior rebel fleet, Tarkin, who fucks up the same, The Jedi Council, which is a joke, Grievous, who is an idiot puppet, Dooku, who is also a puppet, Han Solo and Lando, both more like field officers, and Admiral Ackbar, who only notices traps when they are already sprung. They made Jar-Jar both a general and a senator, what more do you want?
Based on strategy and sheer leadership, ST wins. Quickly.
>>63516463
The SW galaxy is about the size of the milky way
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_galaxy
>>63516553
Pic related: the exact scene I was referring to
Here's some true comfy for your feels hole.
>>63516330
>>63516447
I don't think they meant literal lasers in star wars, it was just a casual name for lots of different types of energy weapon.
>>63516553
>r2 repairing the shields in TPM as they run the blockade
>the death star shield projected from the moon of Endor
>x wing pilots constantly referencing deflector shields
There's shitloads more.
>>63516358
I mean it's Trek, so they're allowed to have an omega 13 device, but it was just used so irresponsibly.
I agree though that the show needed better continuity to really sell that it was traveling. I alway cite the xindi arc from Enterprise as a better season of voyager than voyager. They're effectively on their own, the ship is usually undermatched, it gets damaged, the damage sticks around, and by the end of the season it's limping around with one nacelle, chunks of the hull plating missing.
The enterprise that traveled back in time and was lost in the delphic expanse for generations was another good way to show the evolution of the ship. Retrofitted with all kinds of after market and on standard parts.
Voyager had so many opportunities to be a better show with just minor changes. Shame really.
>>63516691
>>63516670
RIP in peace admiral Piett ;_;7
>>63516509
Into Darkness was a great Star Wars movie
>>63516728
He was bro tier
>>63516744
Why didn't Khan just use his Magic Blood to bring Padme back to life?
>>63516721
Trying to man that center station when the inertial dampeners have failed would be hell...
>>63516444
You don't get to skip episodes your first time around.
You're posting in a trek thread on /tv/ so I know you don't have better things to do.
>>63516587
None of those arguments were cogent.
>>63516788
I skipped The Fight.
Did I pleb?
>>63516691
>space winnebagos lmao
>>63516836
>cus what we got is what you need
>>63516461
>Not using reactionless drives
>2364
What are you, a pakled?
>>63516461
>How do they slow down?
You don't need to slow down because you're not moving fast.
The warp drive doesn't move the ship. The warp drive moves the space-time continuum around the ship.
>>63516009
I thought the alcoholic effect was optional?
also hottest trek character right here
>>63516845
Duh-ta?
>>63516821
You're right. I should stick to shitposting when buzzed
>>63516826
I mean whatever, its a trash series, but if you want to be able to talk about it you need to experience the whole terrible thing at least once.
>>63516896
See >>63515805
Intendent Kira is my fetish.
>>63516845
Why did Star trek have so many actors who played several characters?
This girl is Pulaski
The qt vulcan doctor is Worf's mate
Lwaxana is the computer
Weyoun is half of the DS9 cast
And that's only off the top of my head.
>>63516993
I think it's an effect of the era. The X Files has a ridiculous number of doubled characters too
>>63516993
>The qt vulcan doctor is Worf's mate
And Q's mate.
>Lwaxana is the computer
And Nurse Chapel and Number One.
>>63516993
Hard to say, they're just actors that the fans and producers like. HBO and several directors use the same actors over and over again as well.
>>63516993
Sci-fi doesn't have a huge budget left over for actors, and since it's shot in the same location, you have access to the same extras. Also what >>63517050 said.
What a fucking beautiful ship.
>>63516777
>>63516888
>>63517111
Why do Trek threads always have so many gets?
>>63516993
dont forget Ro
https://youtu.be/NQZei7b5w1o
>>63516993
>Watching "That guy who was in that thing"
>Guy looks right at the camera and says "...and we ALL did star trek"
Star Trek fed half the working actors in Hollywood.
>>63517169
>Ro
That's a funny way to spell
>OBJECTIVELY the best trekfu
>>63516993
>12/10/15(Thu)18:48:36 No.63516993
ive watched tng through about 3 times and I never noticed lwaxana is also the ships computer
mind fuckin blown
>>63517169
>>63517234
see filename >>63517050
>>63517234
didn't say she wasn't friendo
>>63517234
>IMPLYING
Voyager killed the franchise.
>>63517320
>tfw you will never find Ro just sitting in your quarters.
>>63517359
Enterprise killed the franchise.
>>63517285
I capitalize all my filenames. Other Ro guy evidently doesn't:
>>63517169
>>63517320
>>63517336
Also god-tier
>>63517336
Never change /tv/
>>63517359
>implying it wasn't enterprise
>>63517359
Honestly, blame 9/11 and UPN.
>>63516993
>Weyoun is half of the DS9 cast
And Voyager plus Ent.
Voyager is on par with TNG.
>>63517402
>not putting in your time
>>63517372
I wish the Riker Ro-mance was more developed. It was entertaining to see them go from hating each other to all over each other in that episode where they lost their memories..
>>63517372
life is suffering
>>63515298
it's funny and gave us great performances and memes, but it doesn't make any sense at all. why would his program even have "subroutines" for sexual arousal and tasting food if his "body" isn't designed for any of that?
even if you buy into the whole "doctor program taking over titborg by being stored in her implants" nonsense, he still magically gets those "subroutines" to experience all those feels.
>>63517428
AgreedBecause they are both GOAT
>>63517456
When it comes to Voyager, hologram=magic.
Don't forget that you can shoot a hologram with a phaser and that'll corrupt its program. No, not shooting the computer that the program is stored in, but shooting the holographic projection itself.
>>63517476
>>63517428
Acoocheymoya tbhfam
>>63517456
>it doesn't make any sense at all. why would his program even have "subroutines" for sexual arousal and tasting food if his "body" isn't designed for any of that?
Isn't this fairly well developed throughout the plot? It was only in like the first or second season that he was experiencing romance and going on 'dates'
>>63517440
Well shit, you're right. But still not best,
>>63517234
Kira is best bajoran waifu, hands down.
>>63517521
>ywn see a Kira/Kira lezbo scene
Why is life so painful brehs?
>>63517521
>I M P L Y I N G
>M
>P
>L
>Y
>I
>N
>G
>>63517479
wow man, thanks for these pics. I never went back and recapped images after the HD transfer of TNG on Netflix, so I really needed these.
>>63517521
>not Kai Winn
low pagh beta
>>63517587
I should go back and get some more. I need more Ro.
>>63517521
>Kira: A hero who fought in The Occupation
>Ro: A coward who ran away
>Kira: Fucked that O'Brien-level sufferer Tom
>Ro: Fucked that Chad Thundercock Will
>Kira: Spent her final episode saving Cardassia, thus saving the galaxy
>Ro: Spent her final episode betraying her friends and joining the Maquis
Kira > Ro, all day, erry day.
>>63517618
Literally the only thing wrong Dukat did.
>>63517618
>low pagh
That's where I lost it lads.
>>63515869
It's too cliche, but that's what the masses demand. Dukat must become a cartoon villain with no redeeming qualities, and the hero can only kill him via self-sacrifice when he is left no other choice.
>>63517618
It doesnt take an orb experience to know that Opaka is waay hotter than Winn.
>>63517695
>Saving Cardassia good
>Joining the Maquis bad
Found the Cardassian
>>>/carddit/
>>63517276
You'll never hear the computer the same again. It's such a minor thing, but completely changes everything now that you know.
![ambassador_class_ortho___uss_enterprise___c_by_unusualsuspex-d6t3yt5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0FkwP1C.jpg "ambassador class ortho uss enterprise c by unusualsuspex-d6t3yt5[1]")
Anyone else a big fan of the Enterprise-C? It kind of combines my favourite traits of the TOS and TNG Enterprises. I know it's probably not for everyone.
>>63517773
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>63517785
YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM
>>63517695
This. I hoped Ro died when Cardassia joined the Dominion.
>>63517807
Why did we never see more ambassador class ships? I mean there are still Oberth's and Mirandas flying around, why not one of these.
>>63517653
well I appreciate all these pics mango. I'm saving all of them
>>63517521
INCORRECT
>>63515996
God that kind of firing control system would be fucking horrible. Your limited by your bodies physical ability to move rather than the weapons ability to charge/fire/and aim.
>>63517618
Bless you my child.
>>63517899
>it's a Kai Winn episode
>>63517844
She survived, and made it to Admiral.
>>63517948
>>63517899
>>63517814
>>63517713
>>63517698
>>63517618
Is this the birth of something great lads?
>>63517844
>I hoped Ro died
The most heretical thing I have ever read
>>63517984
>somehow manages to be a bigger cunt than nurse ratchet
>>63517984
>birth
We've always loved Winn. There is no other character in all of Star Trek that genuinely got under people's skin like Winn did, and we love her for it.
The only people who don't like her are those who are still mad at her, and haven't realized that is exactly why she's great.
>>63517587
For science
>>63516888
>The warp drive moves the space-time continuum around the ship.
this is not correct.
the warp drive creates a subspace displacement field, reducing the inertial mass of the ship and making it 'glide' on space warped around said field. Neither is the ship propelled nor is the universe being moved around the ship.
Daily Reminder that Kai Winn needed an assistant.
>>63517476
Where do I find the rest of these?
>>63517850
She's fucking disgusting. I'd rather double team Quark's mother with the Nagus and then eat tube grubs out of Maihar'du's bare chest than fuck this ugly bitch.
>>63517341
man apple isn't the same since steve died
>>63518154
Great post. Love your work. I'm promoting you to Vice President of Acquisitions.
>>63518137
This meme shit
>implying Dukat was awful
>implying Zek was awful
>implying Odo's fuckbuddy was awful
You need your head examined anon. With a fully charged phaser.
>>63518220
>Dr Bashir, I am FCA
>>63518154
>tfw you will never be spitroasted by Mr. Homn and Maihar'du
>>63518231
Not him, but the picture is saying that they were awful leaders for their people. Not that they were awful characters.
That picture really needs some sort of disclaimer on it.
>>63515260
Fuckin' spoonhead, go back to where you came from.
>>63518270
>tfw ywn walck through Ferenginar's mud, muck and swamps, while lizards and leeches gnaw on your balls only to fuck some hanging-tits skinhead Ferengi broad
>>63517507
>When it comes to Voyager, hologram=magic.
yeah, well, ok. I guess you just have to accept that. Along all the bullshit they did to the Borg.
>>63517512
>>it doesn't make any sense at all. why would his program even have "subroutines" for sexual arousal and tasting food if his "body" isn't designed for any of that?
>Isn't this fairly well developed throughout the plot? It was only in like the first or second season that he was experiencing romance and going on 'dates'
yet he says that he never experienced any of those sensations and feelings before.
>>63518139
Reverse image search and a bit of navigating tumblr's byzantine format got me this
http://vaiyamagic.tumblr.com/tagged/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater
Which seems to have the full collection contained within
>>63518137
>Dukat
>Awful
All Cardassians are awesome.
>>63518327
Gowron was a great leader for the klingons up until he got spooked over Martok.
I mean you think things would have been better with a fucking Durass as chancelor?
>>63518405
>OFFICIAL KARDASHIAN POWER RANKINGS
00, Mila
01, Damar
02, Aamin Marritza
03, Garak
04, Kira Nerys!?
05, TAIN?
06, Chief O'Brien, I'm Fertile.
07, Madred
08, Tekeny Ghemor
09, Macet
10, Kovat
11, Makbar
12, Rugal
13, Natima Lang
14, Joret Dal
15, Daro
16, Korinas
17, Kotan Pa'Dar
18, Turrel
19, Parn
20, Boheeka
21, Broca
22, Dejar
23, Evek
24, Toran
25, Silaran Prin
26, Rusot
27, Seska
>BETRAYED HIS FAMILY
>BETRAYED HIS STATE
>BETRAYED HIS PEOPLE
>BETRAYED HIS GALAXY
>BETRAYED HIS LINEAR TIMELINE
>BETRAYED HIS CORPOREAL DIMENSION
9,001, Dukat
>>63518405
Bro-tier at parties to say the least
>>63518154
it's okay to have shit taste bud, just don't broadcast it to the world
>>63518461
>torpedo tube directly under the bridge
Trouble.
>>63518418
I didn't make the picture. I was explaining it.
>>63518440
TELL ME ABOUT KORGANO. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASAKA?
>Its a deep undercover episode
>>63518484
Cardassian at a party:
>my feet hurt
>this music sucks
>I wish I was at work right now, dedicating my time and energy and life in the name of the glorious state, may it last a thousand millennia
>>63518596
>It's a Troi is actually somewhat useful episode
>>63515489
>anything from enterprise
>GOAT
Get the fuck out of here.
>>63518596
>we have a super important under cover mission deep into romulan territory
>you will be walking a razors edge
>the tiniest slip up will result in intergalactic war
>better send some dumb bitch who couldn't even get a license to practice psychology
>with the combined empathic ability to tell that any given romulan is "hiding something"
Jesus christ
>>63516721
Where do you sleep?
There were a ton of DS9 episodes that had 2-man trips in those runabouts that lasted weeks at a time due to the smaller engine
>>63518659
Season 3 & 4 were better than anything Voyager offered desu.
>>63518597
>tfw he was never invited to Dukat's weekly orgies on terok nor
Stay salty bro
>>63515001
Indeed they do.
>>63518722
Checked.
>>63515965
No kitbash can ever be GOAT.
>>63518716
Seasons 1 and 2 have some good episodes too. 3 is pretty consistently good, and 4th is almost entirely GOAT arc after GOAT arc.
Alsobest doc.
>>63515992
DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY - but I enjoy all of them.
Overall Best Episodes
1. The Inner Light - TNG
2. Q Who? - TNG
3. All Good Things... - TNG
4. The City on the Edge of Forever - TOS
5. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1 - TNG
6. In the Pale Moonlight - DS9
7. The Visitor - DS9
8. Similitude - ENT
9. Amok Time - TOS
10. Timeless - VOY
TOS
1. The City on the Edge of Forever
2. Amok Time
3. Balance of Terror
4. Errand of Mercy
5. The Doomsday Machine
TNG
1. The Inner Light
2. Q Who?
3. All Good Things...
4. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1
5. Chain of Command: Part 2
DS9
1. In the Pale Moonlight
2. The Visitor
3. Duet
4. Whispers
5. Hard Time
VOY
1. Timeless
2. Blink of an Eye
3. Living Witness
4. Message in a Bottle
5. Death Wish
ENT
1. Similitude
2. Stratagem
3. The Andorian Incident
4. Regeneration
5. Twilight
Movies
1. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
3. Star Trek
4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
5. Star Trek: First Contact
6. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
7. Star Trek Into Darkness
8. Star Trek: Nemesis
9. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
10. Star Trek: Generations
11. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
12. Star Trek: Insurrection
>>63518716
That is the front cabin only. I am pretty sure there is a TNG episode(Enterprise is frozen in time with a warbid firing on it) where they show the back conference room.
>>63516438
Equinox looked like it could fuck your shit up
>>63518731
Someone post the Janeway and Seven comics
>>63516181
Not to mention her big ole pot belly. The original design looked like the later Prometheus.
>>63518747
>tfw the death star and star destroyers were just kitbashing every WWII model they could get their hands on and spraying it all white
Starfleet ships are also pretty modular.
>>63515992
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>>63516145
Fuck I hate when people put = signs in their ratings.
No two series are equal, you just lack the required nuance to distinguish between subtle differences in quality.
>>63518454
>seska 2nd worst
poor seska
hated janeway constantly but everyone still hates her anyway.
>>63518867
You == need to deal with it.
>>63518800
>no holodecks
DROPPED
>>63518867
Or maybe we aren't autistic enough to care about those subtle differences
>>63518799
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that noone had a chance to interrupt.
>>63518867
I wouldn't say "nuance", I'd say "conviction".
Don't be a namby-pamby, trying to please yourself or anyone else.
Pick your order and stick to your guns.
>>63518928
It was really quite hypnotic.
>>63518886
>hating based Janeway
shiggy
Threadly obligatory post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
>>63518908
>not autistic
>in a trek thread on /tv/
Why you so cray cray anon?
>>63518973
Hating Insaneway is the definitive sign of a redditor
>>63518973
youd think she'd get more sympathy with all the janeway hate floating around.
>>63517846
One got destroyed at wolf 359 in the first ep of ds9
>>63518867
>Fuck I hate when people put = signs in their ratings.
seconded
>>63519005
I said "not autistic ENOUGH"
lrn2adverb
>>63515633
mirror universe episodes are always so hot, is that just where they kept dumping their hot ideas
>>63519036
If you're here, you're off the far end of the spectrum.
Who are you trying to fool?
>>63518973
>Writer 1: "What flaws should we give Janeway to make her a well-rounded, three-dimensional character?"
>Writer 2: "None! We can't give her any because our audience will reject a female captain with any weaknesses!"
>Writer 3: "Agreed. Janeway will stay a perfect cardboard cutout of mediocre pap."
>20 years later
>Anon: "Oh wow, she's so bland and boring, just like my life! I LOVE HER!"
>>63519075
>that picture
Captain, according to sensor readings, it appears we've gone back in time 10 years.
>>63519095
>no flaws
Janeway is a murderous caffeine addict with no scruples. The fuck are on about?
>>63519002
This reminds me of old YTMND. Whatever happened to that site?
>>63519095
She was literally insane, willing to murder and genocide anyone that stood in her way, but then turn around and get mad at people for not following the Prime Directive. Is that not enough of a flaw?
>>63519118
So how about Enterprise's finale? I liked it.Don't get why they made a new episode of TNG afterwards though.
>>63519072
I want to have sexual intercourse with mirror universe Ezri
>>63516529
Having to "angle the deflector shield" makes it useless against Star Trek technology Familia. All you need is a continuous phaser beam to keep the deflecte shield in one spot and then beam a quantum torpedo around the other side right onto the hull.
>>63519095
>She's demonstrably insane
>Violates every law in the Federation
>Refuses to break up "The Family"
>Refuses to violate federation law to get her "family" home
>or to keep them safe
>happily gives the borg weapons
>sees more action than the defiant
>No FlawsNo test
>>63519127
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>>63519195
We as the external audience can recognize the shitty writing, but within the show she's perceived by the other characters as Flawless and Perfect and Always Right.
>>63519175because enterprise killed tv star trek so they wanted to piss the fans off
>>63519213
Bullshit. Did you watch Tuvix?
And she's very, very fucking often having DnM's with Tuvok telling him she's not sure what's right and what's wrong.
>>63519008
I liked how Evil Janeway was essentially the same but with the addition of black leather gloves.
>>63516896
Very first boner right here. Had a thing for bellies, creamy white skin and feet ever since.
>>63519213
Would have admittedly been nice to see a later-season mutiny episode. If only to then watch Insaneway's retribution.
>>63515190
>ywn shove Neelix out the airlock
The ultimate evolution of the martial arts.
>>63519213
>but within the show she's perceived by the other characters as Flawless and Perfect and Always Right.
You want to be the guy to tell her that she's fucked in the head? Have fun. I'll make sure the Doc brings his holocamera.
>>63519301
Every single Tuvok episode was GOAT. They should have made more.
>>63519281
Yep. Her opening speech sounds like something the real Janeway would say
>"When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: violence. Force must be applied, without apology. It's the Starfleet way."
>ywn be the terror of the Delta Quadrant with Kathryn ‘Better dead than bumpy forehead’ Janeway
>>63519317
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu desai senpu to be honest farn.
>>63518766
I'm also a Phlox supporter, he's generally quite based.
evil janeway would have ended up like ransom.
>>63519301
Can anyone make a gif or webm of the moment in Living Witness when Tuvok gives the huge smirk? Always been one of my favorite Tuvok moments, but it's hard to find on youtube.
It's right before he says 'my apologies'
>>63519437
>it's a Phlox writes to his pen-pal episode
>>63519450
if you can give me the timecode or point to where abouts in the episode it would be.
>>63519437
>You will never have a Doctor who encourages you to fuck his wife.
>>63515967
Oh, Babylon 5. The Deep Space Nine ripoff.
>>63519492
>tfw Denobulan O-face
Is Voyager as bad as people say it is?
I've finished all of the other Treks and VOY is the only one left
>>63519213
this
sometimes I like to imagine that Janeway got one of the parasites early on in the Delta Quadrant. You know, basically the entirety of Voyager is their comeback. They fuck up the entire Delta Quadrant in the name of the Federation. It also explains why she has to keep "the family" together at all costs, yet still get back to the Alpha Quadrant, where she'll eventually fuck up the Federation from within.
>>63519532
just watch it and form your own opinion, sucka
>>63519532
It's not that it's "bad" so much as its just the worse entry. But like star trek V, knowing what a train wreck it was behind the scenes makes it better on repeat viewings.
>>63519532
It's still worth a watch. I'm one of the people who generally rates it as lower than Enterprise, but I still like it. It's an overall enjoyable experience. It's just the worst Star Trek.
>>63519257
I thought the ending waspretty fun tbqh. It at least kind of tied it to the older series and helped underline that it really was a historic time in history that people remembered. It just kind of ran hollow because the show wasn't that great.
>>63519542
>implying that Janeway wants to take Voyager back to Earth
If that's true then why didn't Janeway take Voyager back to the Alpha Quadrant in Threshold, after they found a way home?
Theory rejected.
>>63519609
maybe when tom stole the shuttle they used up all their shiny new anti matter.
>>63519665
They didn't say so in the episode. Wouldn't they have said so if that was the reason?
>>63519689
The reason is that the episode never happened.
>>63514583
>mfw The Next Geriatric-ation
>mfw Deep Sleep Nine
>mfw Bore-ager
>mfw the one with Scott Bakula
TOS, TOS movies and the JJ Abrams ones are the only shit worth watching.
>>63519188
>having a 3way with mirror Kira and Ezri
>as you nut they both shoot you with plasma rifles
>your jizz erupts in 10 million colors as it dissipates through eons on space
>and one speck lands on Wesley's yogurt just as he reaches for a spoon
>you reach sto-vo-kor where you do nothing but fuck broad-shouldered aggressive highest-test female Klingons for eternity
>>63519712
the reason is the show is gilligans island.
>>63519713
Actually, scratch that, the JJ Abrams movies are pretty much the only good Star Trek thing made in its whole 50-year life.
>>63519491
It's about 7:12-7:20. Checking back it unfortunately has opening credits over it, but it would still be an amusing thing to have if you can do it.
>>63519609
you always thought they get turned into worms because of the super warp causing some kind of evolution mumbo jumbo, right?
wrong. they get turned into worms by the warp mumbo jumbo because of the parasites they are carrying. It's the human and parasite dna getting fucked up. So why don't they use that tech to get back? Because their plan won't work if half the crew returns in mutated parasite form.
>>63519765
Without Ginger or Marry Anne... and then whats the point. But seriously, I miss a time when at any given moment in the world a gilligan's island rerun was playing. Things were better.
>as your superior officer, im telling you to leave! THATS AN ORDER!
>>63519777
>weak b8
>great trips
>>63519803
I mean seriously, no one ever wondered why 2 humans would evolve or devolve or whatever into fucking worms. These fuckers tampered with the doctor and the ship scanners so he would never reveal their secret and instead come up with bullshit explainations.
It's also why Janeway got so obsessed with 7of9. That parasite is hot for the possibility of taking over a borg drones. Or maybe at that point 7of9 is the only humanoid left on Voyager that can't be infected by the parasites?
>>63519870
Sir, I think that I speak for the whole crew when I say: Fuck this shit, they cannot tell us what to do. I am a gangster, I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and I live my life on my own terms. To hell with orders.
>>63517440
HUBBA FUCKING HUBBA, NAOMI WILDMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!!??!!
>>63519967
Mr. Data, I am warning you, if you keep stepping I will go so deep into your ass that your your yet to be constructed second child will feel it.
>>63520133
>baldly going where no cunny has gone before
>>63520133
Holy fuck I have found my eternal Trek Waifu. My god, this changes everything. Thank you anon, thank you.
New thread, this one hit bump limit.
>>63520202
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>>63520133
Looks like a young Crusher
FIRST POST
>>63520261
Thats the kind of man I want defending the alpha quadrant.
>It's a 7o9 fights the Rock episode
>>63515190
>>63519301
b-b-but what would become of Naomi Wildman?
>>63520615
you know what's really jumping at me in that scene
the arena
the arena is so fucking bland and boring, it says nothing, tells no story, no background, does nothing for atmosphere. it just looks so fucking lazy and uninspired.
even pic related is better in every way.
>>63520731
I imagine she would be raised in a super redneck laissez-faire way, allowed to just roam around the ship getting into trouble. Then Insaneway would give her an 'education' that essentially indoctrinates her into supporting their genocidal adventure.
>>63515298
I love body swap episodes episodes
>>63520865
Holy fuck, dat jpeg artifacts, brightness, and watermark
>>63521040
>>63520133
damn she grew into a real fox.
>>63521040
why does she look like a $20 prostitute on the right? is that some sort of singing career or what is going on there
>>63521307
>a $20 prostitute
Bruh, either your market is over saturated, or you've never seen a $20 dollar whore.A good rule of thumb is 5 dollars per tooth.
>>63521393
>>63521393
>$20 dollar whore. A good rule of thumb is 5 dollars per tooth.
I never pay per teeth that I knock out, I never heard of that. don't you pay a fixed price for a certain amount of time in america? I mean ok if you put her out of work definitively then you gotta pay more after the fact, but that doesn't go per tooth
>>63521543
>I never pay per teeth that I knock out
goddammit
