carrie fishers daughter is no princess leia's daughter in star wars episode 7 - the force awakens
who is that blue guy though?
PZ-4CO
>>63480254
What the fuck is this from?
>>63480297
The Force Awakens
>>63480254
New designs are Pixar tier.
>>63480265
whats he do?
copy that
>>63480352
at least they are not sw prequels tier
>>63480311
judging by the shit costumes I thought it would be some porn parody
>7 feet tall
>idiosyncratic bone structure
ITS
SNOKE
Why that's BBC-4U of course.
>>63480364
ayyy, roger roger
so apparently the leia bun hairstyle is still popular after all these years
>>63480254
>guy
I DON'T SEE A PENIS SHITLORD! STOP ASSUMING EVERYTHING IS A MAN!
>>63480352
Agreed, they remind me of the robots in The Black Hole, and seem like cheap, cartoony knockoffs of the classic Lucas designs.
Have we always known Carrie Fisher's daughter was in this movie? Wtf?
>>63480410
They needed something to connect her to Leia, since the actress looks like a young Carrie Fisher fell down the ugly tree and struck every branch.
>>63480410
Who is this semen demon?
>>63480454
its carrie fishers IRL daughter, billie lourd
>>63480475
She reminds me of the yoga chick from the Aflac ads.
I like it
His name is BGY-4U
>>63480254
is that one of those admiral akbar guys in the back?
>>63480415
>Implying men have to have penises
Its 2015 you fucking bigot women can have penises and men can have vaginas cant you get that through your backwards racist mind and get on the right side of history?
SOMEONE
>intakes breath
SOMEONE POST THE TRAILER LINK
>>63480254
>who is that blue guy though?
U-WOT-M8
Billie a cute
So why are there not uniform droid identifications in star wars?
Like, R2-D2 is shortened to R2 but C-3PO is shortened to 3PO. So which part is the model and which part is the idividual droid's ID? Does it vary? Is C-3PO even an official robot name? He was built in a shed from spare parts, allegedly.
>>63480377
get a load of this kek
>>63480446
so regular Carrie Fisher?
>>63480840
Is that fucking president snow?
>>63480840
President Snow is a rebel?
>>63480431
Us waifuists have known for a while
>>63480840
>Cropping the real qt out
fuck off
>>63480741
Mon Calamari
>>63480916
is that 3PO? what happened to her arm?
>>63480951
He didn't let the wookiee win.
>>63480840
Wow, she was in that image the whole time? Someone post shia edit
>>63480951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HpdleCgeg
>>63480951
R2 finally got tired of that faggot whining all the time so he ripped it off and bitch slapped him with it's own arm
Why is the New Republic still all ragtag and hiding in ruins? Aren't they the primary power in the galaxy now?
>>63480410
she reminds me of charles manson
>>63481155
because muh ragtag rough and ready rebels are part of le Star Wars feel
>>63481155
It's probably about half and half.
>>63481155
We'll tell you after we see the movie.
>>63481155
The New Republic is now the Empire.
You see, it's like poetry.
>>63481155
Why would you believe they're the "primary power"? They were a small group. Sadam Hussein was taken out of power and it's still a shithole run by extremists over there.
>>63480840
Why JJ?
>>63481155
Because this is more a remake than it is a sequel.
>>63481301
But we saw the celebration on Coruscant.
>>63481346
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?
>>63481155
Because it's literally a rehash of Episode IV.
JarJar Abrams cannot into original ideas. Super 8 was a mashup of ET, Close Encounters, etc but not as good as any of them. Cloverfield was Godzilla with a found footage twist. Mission Impossible 3 was stolen from an unproduced script called 'Head On'. Star Trek Into Darkness was an inept rehash of Wrath of Khan/Space Seed.
Even Lost was Gilligan's Island mashed up with Twin Peaks.
He's a mid-tier TV director who somehow inveigled his way to the top of the Hollywood pole.
>>63481346
We saw the celebration in Iraq. In fucking fact, Lucas added the scene of Palpatine's statue being torn down after being inspired by the Hussein statue being torn down.
>>63480821
>>63480254
Recycling character designs already?
BRAVO Disney.
>>63481387
>>63481428
It's been like 30 years though.
>>63481301
More like extremists took over once Saddam was out of the picture.
>>63480377
Yeah, we don't want anything new or fresh accidentally getting into Star Wars.
>>63480410
Surely you mean Padme anon
>>63481387
>when the germans bombed pearl harbor
>>63481155
Because this is the Marxists' mentality.
There must ALWAYS be opposition.
Why do you think that even after the fags got their marriage they are still bitching about "muh rights"?
>>63481522
Come on now, he clearly meant 9/11
God I just want to cut her ears off!
>>63481423
Cloverfield wasn't even his movie.
He was just a producer.
>>63481439
Holy fuck, that's uncanny.
>>63481671
she actually does look a little like her mum there
>>63481482
Well then, there you go. Even better.
>Knights of Ren
>less government based, more dogmatic
In the finale she was fully rocking the Leia buns. Also her reaction in the court scene was great. Best character.
>>63480355
He cleans the jizz in the holodecks
>>63481904
>Chanel #3 will never show you her ears
JDIMSA
>>63481937
Why even live.
>>63481546
>it's a "/tv/ injects their political beliefs into literally everything because they feel impotent rage about not being able to do anything about them in real life" episode
Every fucking time
Billie Lourd > Daisy Ridley
>>63482677
>it's a "faggot thinks he's the sole arbiter of moral justice in this harsh and cruel modern hellscape and feels the need to interject banal, ultimately pointless comments into random discussions online so he can pat himself on the back and pretend he's actually done something of value without actually having to make an effort" episode
Every fucking time.
>>63482677
This.
>>63482898
Absolutely savage
>>63482677
>/tv/ will never have competent mods that keep /pol/ and /co/ where they belong
Her mother was hotter
>>63482898
>he condones turning a discussion about a still from Star Wars into an assmad comment about Marxism and gay rights
I don't know what kind of faggot shit I should have expected from a tripfag but I should have known better tbqh :/
info about Billie Lourd's character from a magazine
>Billie Lourd is talked about at least enough to make it sound like her character is at least slightly important and interesting
>Her character name is even said to be "top secret"
>>63483089
>was
sometime before electricity
>>63483317
GENERAL TARKINS GRANDAUGHTER TURNED REBEL TRAITOR
>>63483226
>he thinks he's somewhere other than 4chan
I'm surprised you know enough to even utter "le tripfag boogeyman" meme.
See, if you get triggered by something you have the option to just ignore it and move on instead of, as you put it, 'inject a political belief into literally everything because you feel impotent rage about not being able to do anything about it in real life'.
Get it? It's funny because it's true.
No need to thank me, my man. I'm happy to make the transition from 9gag as painless as possible.
>>63483317
She's Hux's sister...
>>63483379
OH IT'S BROOOOTAL
>>63482677
Not /tv/ anon, /pol/
>>63483379
>tripfag is triggered because no one cares about his political beliefs
Wew lad
>>63483541
Wow, that's a depressing response even for this place.
Did you use memegenerator to fill out that comment?
>>63483607
>he keeps replying and having to try to save face instead of just moving on like he suggested
>this is the world he created for himself by becoming a tripfag
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>63483686
>only ad homs
Alright.
>>63483725
>le "rules of debate I learned from an infographic on the internet" meme
*tips fedora*
>>63483725
You are one of the worst trips on this board and you make it a quantifiably worse place with your posts. If you get the chance you should kill yourself
>>63481330
>>63481423
This is true. Force Awakens is exactly what Abrams did with the Star Trek reboot, minus the literal time-travel plot explanation. Instead of saying 'this is a younger, alternate universe version Luke', they just made it his daughter or something. The character's' motivations are, literally, to reenact the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, but better this time. Note that Episode 7 is not being marketed as an episode. That's not accidental.
The narrative being pushed is that this film will be your child's first Star Wars, as in that terrifying Toys-R-Us ad. Rey and Finn are the new generation, and Han shows up to teach them that OT Star Wars was really good, kids, seriously. The line "Chewie, we're home" was obviously carefully selected, to send a message that these characters were missing. Now they're back, and they need your help.
It's the ultimate Special Edition.
>>63483826
>le no argument argument
*tips hotpocket*
>>63482898
> it's an "anon cannot into logical argument rebuttal" episode
Wait, it's like this everyday.
>>63483931
So what you're saying is that you've been following my work. I'd say I'm flattered but you know... :^)
>>63483974
Great argument, I've seen deconstructions a lot lately. I wish we were actually thinking like this instead of arguing about tripfags.
>>63484089
>great post, let me derail the discussion further with my anti tripfag bile
>>63484021
>make initial post about people moving on when they're supposedly offended or see something they don't like that didn't actually apply to what he was replying to anyway
>proceeds to argue about it for the rest of the thread
>keeps pretending this was supposed to be an argument to begin with
Embarrassing tbqhwy familia
>>63484244
>make initial post about people moving on when they're supposedly offended
'no'
Either learn to read or please stop responding to me, sport.
>>63484125
Osiris we know it's you
>>63484377
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>63484361
>cute condescending nicknames
>tripfag
>still replying to things he thinks are stupid
>not mad
O i am laffin
>>63484516
>all this irony
Unfortunately for you, I'm rubber and you're glue.
What now, gaylord?
>>63484619
>still defending his honor because he decided to become a tripfag on an anonymous website
>still hasn't said anything relevant as to why people aren't huge faggots for bringing up politics in a discussion about Star Wars
>accusing others of breaking muh debate rules
Faggotry reigns supreme
What an age we live in
>>63484619
Stop posting any time.
>>63484874
He's done it again!
PS: Are you having as much fun as I am? ^_^
>>63484933
Now that's just uncalled for, flubbertits.
>>63484361
>>63484244
>>63484516
>>63484619
what are you fags talking about
>>63485019
All me btw.
>>63484972
>he's still trying to distract from the fact that moments ago he literally typed the words "ad homs" into his computer
>>63485128
>he's still trying to deflect away from his retarded political interjection earlier on
>>63480254
She should be a Lobot.
For the love of christ mods do your job and ban all of this scum.
>>63485186
>implying my initial post wasn't against political interjection
>implying I said a single thing about my beliefs
>mfw you're in charge of reading comprehension
>>63481155
Because Abrams is a hack director and couldn't come up with a convincing reason for us to root for the dominant power because people have a tendency to go for the underdog. So instead of figuring out a way to make it work he just said "fuck it" and decided that the New Republic should be even weaker and smaller than the rebels in the OT even though that doesn't make any sense because they won the war just so we can feel an emotional connection to them and sympathize with their plight without him having to make any reasons as to why.
>>63485410
>implying being against political interjection isn't you stating something about your belief
>mfw I am not in fact the designated reading comprehension guru
Hypocrisy abounds!
What a time to be alive.
>>63485433
>blow up one super weapon
>the entire galactic government automatically loses and doesn't keep fighting
Did that make sense to you in your head
>>63480842
3PO is the model of protocol droid that c3po is
>>63480951
> her
Get your pronouns right, sith lord.
>>63485228
lobot posting will never be a thing
time to give up already, you tried.
>>63485462
Now that we're past the point of no return for this thread, what does not wanting to hear every assblasted partisan shill's unrelated opinions in every discussion about a movie or TV show say about my politics?
Also what should I have for lunch?
>>63482992/pol/ is home.
>>63480916
where is lando?
>>63485594
A meat popsicle.
>>63485688
>A meat popsicle.
A bold, respectable political position to hold, surely, but it's not the way I lean.
>>63480840
Is that Sio Bibble next to Han on the left?? Lol
>>63485814
>itt: people unaware that Chanel #3 was best girl in scream queens
>>63481155
Because it is what people know.
JJ loves to revisit/reproduce stuff people already know.
Also this could be quickly set up front bases
>>63486215
I look forward to our next bout of discourse.
>>63486460
>notice me, senpai!
stop
>>63486460
All me btw.
>>63486383
https://youtu.be/NFkryh6hC-k
>>63480410
>picking a Scream Queens actress for your mega blockbluster
Nice choice.
>>63480254
Is this Doctor Who?
>>63480254
Threadly reminder they thought this was a great looking ship design
>>63481311
Because he is based.
Rebels = Jewish illuminati satanists
New Order = Aryan white resistance
>>63487399
>can't have our ships looking too generic!
>I know, lets just turn the cockpit 90 degrees and call it a day.
>>63487464
"It's gonna be great"
>>63487430
>Jew Jew Abraham making the heroes Jewish Illuminati
Sounds about right
>>63480951
>her
>>63487399
that poor blastboat
>>63487399
>Rotate cannons 180 degrees to face the other way
>Rotate engines 180 degrees to face the other way
>Rotate cockpit 180 degrees and shove the flat section in the middle, leaving the glass and half of the hull on top and the other half with the protuberance on the bottom
>Get rid of the asymetrical wing
There's a pretty neat fix and a great ship design.
They had one job
THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>63480254
>Dr Who
