45 minutes folks.
get comfy.
Who gonna die?
>Ya gotta stop stabbin him
Has Cancerfu got her face cheek stroked yet perchance?
First for Ed "The 'The Butcher of Luverne' Bull" Blomquist
Cancergal dies, something comes out that indian man is the kid thats in jails dad
Cap it fahm
>>63427773
Shut your whore mouth.
>>63427306
JUST
Stream?
My dad works for FX and he said that twenty minutes of this episode is Peggy breastfeeding qt cancermom. Can't wait.
link livestream please
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO SIOUX FALLS?
>>63427863
>She's not a baby, ya gotta stop breastfeeding her hon.
>Okay then.
>Okay then.
http://ww
w.stream2watch
.co/live-tv/us/fx-live-stream
Fuck off guys, just type fx streaming on google jesus christ.
>>63427784
SO FUCKING QT
>>63427910
I've been to Souix Falls!
GET HYPE
>>63427784
s-sweet f-f-feet
>only 2 episodes left
Why God?!
>>63427306
stream and chat
bretty good dot com
bretty good dot com
>>63428252
is it ok if i just stream and not chat?
>>63428285
YOU WILL CHAT
almost time to get comfy with some fargo!
been looking forward to this all day
This OJ thing looks like it could be pretty good
I cannot take Travolta seriously in any role though
>>63428300
where is the chatbox here?
>>63427910
this episode. didn't you see the last episode?Ed is meeting with milligan in sioux falls
>>63428333
God Dunst is so fine
UHHUGUGUUHUHUHUHU
>>63428323
It's from the guy who brought us Glee and American Horror Story. It's gonna be terrible.
>tfw you don't want any of the remaining characters to die but the Sioux Falls Massacre hasn't even happened yet
I like everybody too much ;_;
WHY MUST YOU HAVE SUCH BASED CHARACTERS, HAWLEY
WHO WAS SUE FALLS
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME
I AM DE CAPTAIN OF DE FEDERAL PRISON NOW
So captain Philips was just on, and S3 is said to be taking place present day... Are they telling us that Minnedishu is going to be a major part of the plot?
>>63427784
HOLY FUCK!!
Those toes NEED to be sucked
>>63428483
>/k/'s raid is a sub-plot
>>63428333
(°_° ;)
niggers, its starting
>The History of True Crime in the Midwest
IT'S HAPPENING
>>63428503
Full bottom cotton panties are the hottest kind of panties
oh shit the massacre
Martin?
Martin Freeman narrating kek
Martin Freeman narrating. That's awesome
>Martin Freeman reading
Thats awesome
SEASON 1825 CONFIRMED
What the fuck the shit in that book is spoilers. Hanzee kills this clerk.
The the stream is not working ;_;
that opening was cool
Shopkeker bought to get keked
>>63428563
hobbit reference with the opening?
>has guns
>calls police instead
wutta dunce
>1825
>1825
>1825
Aw shit Hanzee knows the clerk dicked him over
>Events from 1825 to present day
>Martin Freeman narrating
HYPE IS FUCKING REAL
>>63428582
good god what a spoiler
>ayy lmaos
Ayylien reference
AYYYYYYYY LMAO
ALIEN SIGHTING
ALIUMS
>>63428605
There was more than that you smartass.
Holy fuck, that intro, this is the greatest show ever made. We need screenshots of every page of that book
>No origin
>No Birth Certificate
>No Tribal connections
Hanzee is in with the Aliums some how
Wow so subtle
WE ARE NOT ALONE
>we're realized
That feel when Fargo Season 4 is set in pre-1900s or some shit.
Deadwood, South Dakota shit.
this ones 3hrs right??
niggas gon b dyin n shit on dis 1
>>63428653
>you now realize Hanzee is an Indian that was abducted during Wounded Knee and dropped off in Modern Times
Love these inter-state politics
>>63428719
No. 11:10 ending
>>63428719
psh pft psh pft no
>>63428719
Better not, I got three final papers to write
wow you two faced shit, fuck you
Is FX lagging for anyone else?
this music is some knick shit
>tfw that top cop guy is the IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T MAH CONSTITUENCY guy from O Brother
>south dekota necktie
;P
>Lou knows what's coming
>If they listened to him the massacre could have been prevented
>Danson is staying behind
was nice knowing you Danson
officially outta control!
fug those guys, better be part of the massacred
Wew hateful 8 trailer
Season 3 in 1825 western confirmed
>>63428757
I've got one. 250 words due on Friday, I'm freaking the fuck out.
>>63428818
The fat guy is in S1
They will all get killed, except for the moustached dick cop from Season 1.
Then Lou will come to clean up.
>>63428808
I'm pretty sure the previews for this week shows Lou gets back with them somehow.
So Lou tried to save them all.
>>63428831
Season 3 is already confirmed for 2008.
>>63428757
oh yeah lets not have more fargo because you couldn't manage your time
>>63428832
>tfw want to make a grilled cheese in the microwave but my wife's son broke it yesterday
>>63428722
I donno if you know this but Wounded Knee refers to two different events, one of which happened in the 1970s
>Based Walton Goggins in Hateful Eight
Aww shit, definitely going to see that
>>63428832
Fuck off nig I'm serious
10-12 pages comparing walt whitman and Don draper, 2000 word investigative report, and 7-8 pages defending utilitarianism
Fuck this bro
>>63428846
RED HERRING
E
D
H
E
R
R
I
N
G
Why is Lou so great? Not only character, but the actor as well. He's perfect.
>>63428860
what when? i didn't hear anything about the time period
>>63428832
That sucks. I'm hungry and want a grilled cheese but my microwave is broken.
>>63428860
Are we sure it's 2008? I thought they said a couple of years, not 1.
calling it now
the massacre is a mexican standoff between the Gerharts, KC and the cops
Hanzee sets it off and mows most of them down himself while the rest start shooting each other
Milligan sneaks away, bear gets captured by the cops, Peg and Fat Damon die (Fat Damon definitely, Peg might just have a complete break from reality)
IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T
>>63428868
Apparently he is just as good as ever in it and is on the short list to be nominated for best supporting actor.
>>63428841
I dont think so, Tim. The little squirrely guy is supposed to be Colin Hank's boss in season 1. Molly's dad hates him.
>>63428875
I hope so! Don't want shit to be obvious in this show
>>63428882
Because Lou as a character is comfy pops tier
And Wilson is elder bro tier when you meet him
>>63428831
S3 is already confirmed for after S1, chronologically
>>63428874
>10-12 pages comparing walt whitman and Don draper
That actually sounds interesting, what kind of sources are you using for that
>>63428860
I thought it was 2015?
>>63428874
>comparing walt whitman and Don draper
just drop out and get a job now my man, save yourself some money
PEGGY BEST WIFE
Shit wife, but best wife.
Was that Martin Freeman doing the narration at the intro? If so Lester lives??
>>63427306
hopefully she doesh.
>>63428894
its actually the jews vs. the aliums
>this narration and jazzy music
I love how different every episode feels
I don't want this season to end
Imagine Martin Freeman telling this story in between puffs of one of those big hobbit pipes
>>63428941
Lester doesn't have a british accent, you mungus
are there any alternatives to brettygood for a stream?
>>63428929
Bunch of episodes of mad men, particularly the flashbacks and the finale, along with several biographies of whitman. Whitman also heavily promoted himself so I'm comparing that with draper advertising everything
BASED NOREEN
>>63428961
Yes your television
QT waifu dies today
Cancer is sad
:(
ded
>>63428982
but how can i shitpost while watching the show then?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CANCERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
> mfw I can't watch it live
Noooooo ;___;
No ;_;
:__:
I <3 Whateverfu
RIP in peace Cancer wife
OH FUG NO OH FUG
stroked out brah
OH MY GOD NO
;_;
God poor fucking Molly. Shir fuck i didn't ask for this fucking feel
:<
RIPIP
>that practiced quick draw
the feels yo
ayy
WE ANTON CHIGURH NOW
but how did they not hear the pitcher break?
These South Dakota chucklefucks are the worst
god damn white-nigger cop
fucking POS cops.
being Lou is suffering
Which state are they in (the gas station and cabin)? I can't remember if it's MN, ND or SD
i cant breathe
>they have Ross playing Robert Kardashian
>>63429117
south dakota
>cancerfu never showed feet or gother face cheek stroked
its ogre
F U C K S O U T H D A K O T A
>>63429089
Music was playing.
>>63429129
weekend pass revoked
>radio is now OJ simpson
no
eddie redmayne full nudity? post op or pre op?
eddie redmeme is a blight on the acting community
So is Hans Lee the Indian going to go all commando and show up in Sue Falls and kill Ed and Peggy? ;_;
>>63429117
South dakota.
>John Travolta in a serious acting job again
Mite b gud
>>63429115
It was stated there's corruption.
>>63429156
lel
>>63429156
only in that there has never been an actor who does oscar worthy acting, then best Razzy actor, then back to oscar again
>>63429116
>Wife just died
>Hank might die too
>Leg gets fucked up
>No more police for Lou
All in the span of a week, damn.
>eddie redmayne
ejact'd
>>63429129
Maybe he'll have a vision of the future, see what whores his daughters turned into, and become Red Ross.
>ND cops are all paid off
>SD cops are gigantic assholes
>MN is the savior of the midwest
Nice kuck propaganda you got there, MNfags.
who else /went downstairs and hugged their mom/?
OH FUCK X FILES NIQQAAAA
AYYLMAOS ARE BACK
>it's probably going to suck like that last movie
What the fuck?
Is that a new x files show
???
the ayy lmao files is getting a reboot?
>>63429183
LET ME JERK YOU OFF OJ BRO
>tfw mondays will go back to being terrible instead of one of my favorite days after this ends
>>63429204
My mom is dead...
>all this alien stuff
>new x-files season coming
fargo/xfiles crossover confirmed
>this entire season was just one big advertisement for x-files reboot
Wow really FX?
>>63429214
Cancer Man is back tho
If you read the description for the next episode you will see that they don't get killed in this episode.
>>63429219
Yes. It's finally coming back ...
>>63429226
Not a reboot. A miniseries from my understanding. Like Fargo.
WHAT THE FUCK. Fucking March for The Americans? It was a fucking Winter show.
>>63429204
My mom is in bed right here next to me already so I didn't have to go downstairs.
>>63429236she will always love you
>have to wait until March for The Americans
Fuck this gay Earth
Nice, Americans are back in March. Will Philip die?
>everybody died that day... INCLUDING MY WIFE
ILLSHOWYAWHATADAKOTAMANCANDOO
That entire car full of cops that lou is talking to is going to die, aren't they?
>>63429279
Paige went full christfag anyway, dropped
>>63429300
Oh shit, I forgot all about that.
>>63427773
One prediction correct so far. :^)
That OJ show isn't going to have an ounce of subtlety, is it?
>>63429324
When did anything made by Ryan Murphy
>>63429316
hah yea so dramatic
pls come back stream
Nutfu confirmed dead
STRAEM?1
Fuckin' Indians
>Hanzee throwing more fuel on the fire
>tfw brettygood is kil
>stream down
I didn't know Jewish Indians existed.
I like Hanzee and all but Betrayal against people who cared for you is absolutely dispicable
Hanzee gradually became the best character on this show
>>63429391
>DESCRIBE IT TO ME
hahahhahaahahahahaha
Tina Fey is such an underrated MILF to be honest family
Lester narrating is getting me so hard. This is too fucking good.
>skanky Tina Fey
MUH DICK
>>63428493
It`s funny but I`ve been thinking about this entire scene while watching this season.
There`s something awesome about an old man guarding his family with in step-granddaughter. I know I would do the same
>>63429424
>treated like a half breed
>served in vietnam
>otto took him in
why would he give a fuck about them except the mom a little maybe
>tfw Nick Offerman shows up and kills everyone from the KC mob with breakfast utensils and takes over Fargo
>>63429424
to be fair Dodd and probably others treated him like shit for his whole life
>>63429469
bear was nice to him
>>63429499
bear is the biggest autist on the show tbqh
This "detective" is in the Gerhardt's pocket, that's why Lou hates him so much later.
Meth Damon looks a hell of a lot skinnier than he did at the start of the show. Pretty drastic change in such a short time.
>>63429575
That or he's just way in over his head
post yfw she stabs the detective
>>63429575
Lou hates him because among other things he is a spineless incompetent cowardly shit
but yea he's probably on the payroll
Bitches love potato chips.
Meth Damon gonna get keked
Peggy you are fucking ridiculous.
>>63429590
All the cardio from running back home.
Kek Damon
>>63429575
He's a shit cop
lovin this music tbhfam
JUST LET THE MAN CALL HIS DAUGHTER
;_;
Dyke confirmed ded
Peggy got her master killed. Oh jeez.
They just found the lesbian?
>consans heck
Wtf?
This music is awesome.
BASED LOU!
BASED SOLVERSON
SNARE DRUMS
HABBENING
>>63429670
lesbo girl
>>63429670
Constance
>STILL 30 MINUTES
>>63429733
>27 minutes
>>63429733
of ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJn2b8Pa18
I'm feelin it.
>>63429733
i have to shit :(
HAPPENING IT BEGINS
here we go boys, time for a massacre
>>63429769
Hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like killin it
>tfw cant fullscreen on this shitty stream to get rid of the redditchat
SHIT IS GETTING HYPE
Welp, was there ever a more screwed group of people?
Goddamit McManus theres more at stake here than keeping your Miller Lite cold.
Everyone in whit shirts and jeans. the SDPD can't die soon enough
ok these cops are rlly dumb
>>63429841
The vanguard at Normandy, but this is pretty bad too, atleast the Normandy boys knew how fucked they were
>RADIO
>SILENT
>radio silent on a stakeout
why the heck
JAYSUS CHROIST JACKEH BOI
that same movie is playing in the hotel
>>63429870
it's not like their even in an age where it's easy to listen in on that shit
Being a cop seems pretty comfy desu
FUCKFUCKFUCKF7CJ
>Drinking that much beer when you have to be up early and be functional enough to fire a gun straight
gg SD, no RE
SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN
holy fuck my boner cannot be contained
OH SHIT KNEE-GRUMPS
>>63429896
quite the opposite. anyone with any kind of ham equipment could pick up on ocmmunications.
no encryption back then
>>63429912
Maybe in a small hicktown like this it is
I'm so fucking hard right nowand i'm a woman
ITS GOIN DOWN
I fucking love the flashy guy from Buffalo
>>63429782
Pause it.
>Hanzee takes out Ma himself
>leaves her for last to watch her last child get killed by his treachery
cold as fucking ice
>COMMERCIALS
>Hanzee's betrayal will practically go unchallenged since all of the SD cops are in plainsclothes and KC won't be there for another few hours
Oh baby, how can one show be so based?
sometimes i hate being a burger
>>63429946
pic of dik
>written for television by Noah H a w l e y
Stomach actually dropped because I thought it was coming.
>>63429946
H O U S T O N
O
U
S
T
O
N
>>63429961
>that look he gave to the back of her head
>>63429925
We are the second most alcoholic state. Only North Dakota beats us, though it's debatable because we drink more liquor but they beat is in liquid volume because they consume way more beer.
>>63429965
Mike's probably gonna get there early to scope the place out and see all this shit going down
he might even save Floyd and let Kitchen have his revenge
>>63429499
Hanzee kuked bear
>>63429965
Lou's gonna get him, I predict.
>>63429925
I'm from SD, that's pretty much how it works here.
We're a state of drunks.
>>63429961
>that pic
>literally #gamergate the comic book
>IT BEGINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOD6Lm08lg
>>63429816
right click and open frame in new tab
>>63429946
No worries my nipples are hard and im a dude. Jeeezee Creezee this show is tence
>>63429946
got to bed felecia
>>63430008
Yep. He's the "Strange little fella" Lou talked about in the first season.
>>63429986
Do you like living there? Are your police actual turds?
i agree, pissing in the pool is great
>>63429986
>>63430009
You guys need to come to Pennsylvania. The state needs to be the only one selling liquor or else we'll drink ourselves to death.
>>63429986
>>63430009
I'm from WI boys, I know how it is.
>>63430036
i feel so insulted right now
>>63430042
goddamn i need to rewatch season 1 now
>>63430044
Police are decent.
Living here is cheap as fuck, though. So I like it.
Plus there's no crowds anywhere, which is also nice.
>ted danson's gonna die
most underrated character tbqh ;_;
oh no i don't want santa claus danson bro to get whacked!
Are they ever gonna reveal what that room in Hanks house was?
Ted Danson noooooooooooooooo
These police officers are god damn retards
>>63430036
You didn't have to post her anon
peggy already in the know
FUCK YAR DANSON AND COMPETENT COPS
PEGGY
CANT DEAD THE TED
HE WAS READY FOR YOU CHUCKFUCKS
>Its rapid city all over again
Season 3 in rapid city confirmed
HANZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OHSHITZORZ
>>63430157
this
H A N Z E E!!!
A
N
Z
E
E
OH BABY
Hanzee you absolute madman
ICE COLD
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY FUCK HANZEE THE MASTERMIND
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BEST SHOW ON TV
BEAR IS LITERALLY A BEAR
fucking hanzee
WHAT A SHIT TRAITOR SCUM I HOPE HE BURNS ALIVE
BY GOD KING HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>that sniveling little shit of a cop is actually going to survive this
>season 3 is about him as a rookie in Rapid City who actually wanted to be a good cop but lost his way
DANSON NOOOOOOOO
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AYYLMAOS
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
FUCKING AWW LMAOOOOOOS
>>63430248
LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay then
AYYY!!!
>>63430233
WHAT THE FUCK
AYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALIUMS
AYYYYY LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. LITERALLY A 11/ 10 SHOW
AYYYLIUMS
WHAT IN THE FUCKING AYY LMAO IS FUCKING HAPPENING?
i;m not saying it's aliens but
IT'S ALIENS!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCK THIS SHOW
ITS JUST A FLYING SAUCER ED
PEG AND ED MAKING A BREAK FOR IT
YEAH BABY UFO
>JUST A FLYIN SAUCER WE GOTTA GO
AYY LMAO
>It's just a flyin saucer hon
>shits a flyin saucer, ed. we gotta go
JUMPED 10/10 SHARKS
ALL THAT TIME
ALL THAT TIME I SPENT DEFENDING THIS SHOW
WASTED
THIS SHIT WENT FROM 10/10 TO ABSOLUTE SHIT-TIER ADVERTISING FOR X-FILES IN 1 SECOND
A Y Y Y Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
L M A O
M
A
O
my mind is full of fuck desu senpai
Wow.
LMAO
>oKAY THEN
>OK then
That was fucking awesome
>>63430329
Actually you can see a UFO in that opening western movie of the very first scene of the season
This is fucking great. If you didn't expect a UFO to show up after the first episode you're a dipshit
FUCKING CCR OH MY GOD
Holy fucking shit that was intense
>>63430318
>>63430329
>this is what butthurt haters actually believe
Cry more
isn't there one more episode yet?
Fuck yes Run Through The Jungle
>>63430360
Screencap?
Wow.
I liked it
11/10 SHOW OF THE CENTURY HOLY SHIT FAMTBQFHWY
and of fucking course they play Creedance
How can one show be so great?
>yfw the aliens could've cured Cancerfu but Hanzee scared them off
They have borrowed a lot from Big Lebowski this season, Run Through the Jungle and I just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in) were both used in the soundtrack this season and at one point Mike Milligan says "Sometimes, there's a man." Echoing the famous intro by Sam Elliott.
That was an amazing episode but the UFO shit was stupid as hell. Very conflicted.
First 11/10 show
I'm not even watching it right now but
AYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED
FUCKING
CCR
>Penultimate Fargo episode
>Run through the jungle starts playing
just a flying saucer lets go
Ayy/LMAO
The aliens are going to polarize the fuck out of the audience between people who thought it was awesome and the complete fucking idiots.
>>63430384
Yes, the next episode will be the finale
Before tonight
S2 > Movie >>> S1
Now
Movie > S2 > S1
>It's just a flying saucer
I love you Positive Peggy.
Aliens. holy shit that was hilarious. Awesome.
AYYYYYYYY LMAO
>Jump the shark
>It aint me starts playing
>>63430408
Good points my man
>>63430417
I know what you mean, but my gut feeling is that I liked it.
I think if there had been anything more than just it showing up and then leaving I would feel different
what does the UFO represent bros?
So we have to pretend that the last three episodes don't exist and the gerhardts and kansas city had a big war, right?
That was awful. This show is a huge let down and I am done with it. It is 1000x shittier than "Walking Dead" which is shittier than my shittiest turd on my shittiest day of shitting.
PEGGY GOAT
PEGGY GOAT.
PEGGY GOAT
PEGGY GOAT.
PEGGY GOAT
PEGGY GOAT.
PEGGY GOAT
PEGGY GOAT.
i'm not mad about the ufo but they could have used it better
it was a pretty straight deus ex machina
they had aliums in "american nigger story: asylum"
Wat the fuck
Well you can't say Hawley didn't deliver on the hype
SHOW RUINED
H
O
W
RUINED
>>63430439
Ah nah bro. That was awesome. The aliens did exactly what they were supposed to do. DUES EX MACHINA for the modern age.
SEASON 3 = HUNTING AYY LMAOS
>>63430430
kek peg is the best.
>>63430470
hi pleb
>le shitty shit shit
are you 12?
>Everyone is so pumped up on Adrenalin or dieing, they see Ayy lmaos
Even if it's too out there they can just explain it away.
Not saying you have to think the AYYYYLMAOS is a good thing but I don't see how you can say it jumped the shark now when the ufo was literally shown in the first episode.
>>63430470
narrator made it clear that this story is about ed and peggy.
the "war" is only filler for the real story
10/10
DANSON SUMMONED THE ALIUMS
>>63430469
it's just a Man Who Wasn't There reference
>people disliking the aliens
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO HAWLEY'S TRAP
UFO Hype
>>63430470
Epic post Timmy. Now go to bed, you have a spelling test tomorrow.
holy shit all those people dead! I'm confused though I saw the green lights in the other episode but where were the ayy lmaos in this one?
So... is there any way the aliens actually weren't real/canon?
I'm thinking based on the way they introduced the narrative device of the guy reading from a historical record maybe it turns out to be like an alternative story agreed upon by the survivors or something like that? but it's a long shot. if they're real I don't think I hate it. Still pretty overwhelmed.
>it's just a flying saucer
what did she mean by this
Why was it wet?
How many shows tease something paranormal or supernatural and then bitch out? I LOVE that a seemingly "normie" show like Fargo went there.
>>63430516
This, there were many references, several of them weren't even subtle and a part of the events
The ayyliums had direct influence over Rye and Hanzee
>people bitching about aliens
>forgetting the fish falling from the sky in season 1
>First five minutes is Peg and Ed taking down Hanzee
LET ME TELL YA A STORY
BOUT PEGGY AND ED
RAN INTO A SUPER STORE
AND ENDED UP DEAD
That next episode teaser looks great
HANZEE SHOWDOWN IN THE GROCERY STORE
Man that is going to be sweet
9/10
>people getting mad at a UFO that was literally in episode 1
Why did this episode have a shorter runtime?
If they abducted Lou during the gunfight, I would of lost my shit and it would of cemented this show as the greatest of all timr
Jesus fucking Christ, a show set in the midwest managed to pull a Gainax troll better than Gainax.
>>63430555
It was just so commonly accepted in ths 70s that ayy lmaos were around that it wasn't a big deal.
Is that the last we see of Mike? I mean it would make sense and it was a pretty great send off but I'd like to see him in the finale.
fuck it, i'm rewatching it right now
>>63430562
>62â–¶
>Why was it wet?
Bear's Blood,
>>63430581
>AND ENDED UP DEAD
You underestimate Peggyfu senpai
>>63430595
AYY/LMAO
Molly, did I ever tell you about the the Sioux City Massacre? The last son of the North Dakota Mafia was strangling me to death, and I would have been a goner if an alien spaceship hadn't appeared in the sky long enough to distract him! Afterwards I went and talked to my dying father in law instead of chasing the indian psychopath who was hunting down a butcher and his wife because he asked them for a haircut.
He was a good friend.
It said Martin Freeman was a guest star. Who did he play?
>>63430637
The narrator
>>63430630
>that's her grandpa, ya dunce
Now I can switch over to this dumpster fire of an MNF game
>>63430637
narrator
>>63430524
It is no *trap*, it is shitty writing. It would have been mentioned in the first season.
I could see if it was only Rye and Lou that saw the aliens in their delirious state, but it was clear that it was just something that happened for all to see.
Maybe next week a wizard will make everything right.
>>63430618
there's no way he won't show up in some capacity.
So all the Gerhardts are dead expect Bustanut?
>>63430637
He was piloting the flying saucer.
>>63430637
narrator
>>63430519
OH MY GOD
>>63430637
You're a bit touched, ain't ya?
>>63430630
He was the narrator
>>63430637
Narrator
>>63430562
It had crashed in the icy lake.
>>63430637
The ayy lmao
that final
>okay then
Hawley knew it. Hawley knew the meme would be born. He executed a flawless meme.
>>63430650
lel I wasn't checking during Fargo but this looks awful
who /adamarkin/ here?
>>63430624
I don't see how she can survive it tbqh, not after we've established she's a psychopath. Plus we had Lou telling them that their luck will run out eventually.
>>63430637
You
>Mike will take credit for the massacre.
Just gotta tie up some loose ends and it's smooth sailing for him.
>It's Rapid City all over again
So Rapid City season 3?
Has a season of a show ever gone to complete shit as fast as that?
>>63430658
Will he be involved in the main story or will they just wrap it up for his character?
Guys S1 literally had fishes and shit dropping from the sky on top of that guy's car, and we didn't think that was weird
On one hand I am happy that the UFO stuff came back with a vengeance
On the other it brings the "Muh realism" and everything MUST make sense nutbags out
Fargo is and always has been a modern fairy tale. That is what is so great about it. I fucking loved it when the UFO came out. But why at the hotel at the near crest of the story I dont know
>>63430699
each team has 3 field goals
>>63430731
Bingo
>>63430731
Its actually happened.
>>63430618
I think he's gone. Kansas City won, he has no reason to stay
>>63430720
You mean in the first episode?
>>63430731
I still don't understand why they wanted fish from the sky. Like what the fuuuuck. U.F.O's have been since episode 1, but it still is weird.
>>63430516
It is easily explained away in the first episode as a hallucination because the guy had a shitload of blood loss, pleb.
>>63430650
I don't say this often but I want the Cowboys to win
is peggy secretly an alien y/n?
>>63430755
And North Dakota has had famous UFO sightings too
Does it really count as a deus ex machina when they've been foreshadowing aliens all season?
>>63430731
That is something that occasionally happens as I say literally every week
>you don't look like much
>we're realized
I LOVE YOU PEGGYFU
Love the UFO but they should of went all out. Either show a grey or have someone get abducted in the middle of the fighting. Shit would of been amazing.
>>63430157
>>63430233
>>63430171
>>63430717
They already confirmed it takes place a few years after season 1.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/03/fargo-season-3?hootPostID=b808899b50b0f0407a42644e2245b9c7
>>63430731
The next episode it is explained that the fish were the result of a hurricane which passed over a lake.
>>63430539
You like shit. You are probably retarded and you mother should have aborted your retarded ass.
The aliens don't fit the story. It is bad storytelling only liked by faggot who jerkoff to cartoon trannies.
>>63430650
Please tell me the game is going like tonight's episode and the Redskins (Hanzee) are murdering the shit out of the Cowboys (Cops) in front of an alien (Jerry Jones).
>bitches suddenly complaining about the ufos
>>63430770
>le there was an alien because le hallucination
you're a pleb if you would've preferred that horseshit. Fuck off realism pussy
>>63430720
i think that would've gone too far, I think they went with a nice balance
If they did the the >le jump the shark people would have gone nuts
>>63430729
I bet there's some sort of a big scene between him and Lou.
>>63430819
A LIKELY STORY
>>63430659
Uhhh, her uncle killed her
>>63430815
>modern day
Boring. Maybe S4 will take place in Rapid City in the mid to late 60s.
>>63430819
next episode, secret government recon drone was flying over
>>63430806
I agree. Having the ayylmaos just show up as an ex machina then leave is kind of weak. They should have gone over the top with it.
>>63430820
You are doing a terrible job of combating the accusations that you are underage.
>>63430819
>A landlocked hurricane that far west and north
Yeah okay
>>63430739
It doesn't fit in the story as an actual occurrence because it would be a huge part of the character in the future.
>>63430731
How fucking stupid are you? Raining *objects* actually happens and is the inspiration for the biblical plagues Malvo inflicted on Stavros, right up to the killing of his first born.
>>63430739
>I fucking loved it when the UFO came out. But why at the hotel at the near crest of the story I dont know
Because daddy cop had all that ufo symbol shit in his office to cure cancerfu with and summoned the aliens so they came looking for him and he happened to be there
>>63430872
Accept the mystery
having mulled it over I think I'm mostly OK with the aliens. They've been telling us all season the aliens were there. On us if we chose not to listen
>>63430820
You're fucking retarded.
>>63430819
A Hurricane in Fargo is more far fetched than aliens.
>you're half the reason we're in this mess
What did she mean by this?
>>63430872
God damn just suspend belief and enjoy the show
What is wrong with you people
>>63422188
Let's swing on over.
>>63430233
He was Colin Hank's superior officer in Season 1 iirc
>>63430932
How 'bout we stop swingin dicks
did anyone see what happened to the cool guy with the shades? The one whos friends with the bear?
I know he probably got rekt but i didnt catch it
>>63430897
This
This
This
Every episode had a fucking alien tease, fuck you guys for not being ready for it. I did honestly expect it in the last episode though.
>>63430861
And you are still a fucking retard who likes shit television. Go watch "Game of Thrones" or "Big Bang Theory" or some other shit television, faggot.
The idea that this was all done by aliens is fucking retarded. It is even worse than Bear taking 3 shots to the head because he is not magic powers. It is even dumber than Hanzee actually being an alien.
>>63430872
what is a waterspout? how are people on here so fucking stupid? do they not have school in your country?
>>63430974
The Buffalo kike? He ran away when shit started getting really real.
>>63430832
I can just picture it now, final scene, last man standing (Probably Hanzee or Ed) unzips their human skin and is beamed up into space. You stand and applaud your TV.
"Now THATS how you end a season! Take note Nick Pizzalotto!"
>>63430974
Nah, he ran off before Hanzee stabbed Floyd.
>>63430997
>three shots to the head
Wrong.
One shot to the ear. Another to the upper chest. Possibly two if I go back and rewind. But no, he did not get shot in the head three times. Only once. The ear is not the head
>>63430987
agree. aliens were based AF.
Bear's face when he first saw the saucer :o
>>63430855
I've already explained my theory on BrettyGood but here it is:
We see UFOs twice: after Peggy hit Rye in the first episode and during this shooting.
We also now that the narration is unreliable, the narrator remarks multiple times that we don't really know some aspects of this story.
So the UFO question is simple: we see them only through the point of view of shocked, traumatized people.
Peggy sees one after hitting Rye, nobody else sees it. We've also seen her hallucinate after she stunned Dodd,
Lou sees the second one while being strangeld by Bear. No survivor makes any remark about the UFO (I guess Hamzee will die next episode so he won't be able to tell his version of the shooting). if you think about it every person who looked at the UFO died during the shooting (Bear included). Lou was also being strangled so the lack of Oxygen may have caused the hallucinations.
Don't worry guys, aliens are not canon.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD!
I NEED TO DISCUSS THIS DONTCHA KNOW
>>63430997
>he thinks a hurricane and a tornado are the same thing
>>63430906
Too close to home, loser?
This isn't good writing. The characters have been pushed along by the plot for the second half of the season. Oh it just so fucking happens that the indian goes out the front door because the guys who weren't even from South Dakota arrived first even though the local police were called by the guy in the bait shop. It just so happens that Hank doesn't check on the woman he was protecting because reasons. It just so happens that everyone is exactly a step behind. Dodd is an idiot because he has to be as he wont die otherwise.
Fuck it. It is bad. Admit it or be retarded. I don't really care which you choose but I hope you kill yourself if you pick the latter.
>>63430997
A waterspout is not a hurricane.
You are the biggest faggot in this thread, probably twelve years old, and so fucking stupid you didn't expect aliens when they were saying HEY THERE'S ALIENS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ALIENS ALIENS ARE COMING GUYS GET READY FOR ALIENS. That's like one of the thousands of Johns your mother services every month saying "I'm gonna cut your throat after I cum" the whole time they fuck and her saying "I THINK IT'S RETARDED HE CUT MY THROAT BECAUSE I'M A DUMB HOOKER AND MY SON IS AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT!"
>>63431017
Butthurt True Detective fan detected.
Have these been the only people trying to shit on Fargo all along? People upset that their precious angsty white guy show was proven to be garbage written by a hack all along?
>>63431017
>implying it's not Peggy who's been trying and failing to blend in this whole time
>>63431040
Except all present did see them. It would make sense if it was only Rye, Peggy, and Lou who were all in altered states, but the indian who is implied to be an alien was the saucer leaves after he is killed and todd saw it too.
>>63431097
Keep crying faggot. Best show on TV, perfect writing, too good for the likes of stupid kids like you. I hope an alien assrapes your entire family in front of you tonight and then crashes his flying saucer into your shortbus on the way to your special school tomorrow.
>>63430997
>y-y-you're retarded, not me! I b-bet you didn't even uhhh go to school in your country!
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>63431149
>implied to be an alien
wat
>>63430788
Yes.
>>63431144
Nice troll attempt, 5/10
>>63428404
>American Horror Story
>terrible
Does /tv/ think that show sucks? Them guys on /x/ recommended it but I think it's really bad.
>>63429247
Holy. Fucking. Shit. You're probably right.
>>63429483
Yeah but they never showed it to us. I feel like his betrayal was kind of random. Like we didn't see enough for it to be justified. But fine, I'll go with it, whatever.
>>63430974
You mean bradley cooper from american hustle?
>>63430577
It was from a tornado that had formed above a lake.
>>63430615sauce?
>>63431199
no history. doesnt exit. named "ghost"
>>63430720
Have you seen The Cape?
>>63431193
i dont pretend that things are good so other people will accept me, faggot.
>>63432035
Or he wasn't documented cause he was a fucking native orphan adopted illegally