ITT: the worst film you saw in theater
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ITT: the worst film you saw in theater
>>63421727
I got the ticket for free but still... I would rather pay someone not to watch it.
Jupiter Ascending by far.
like 6 of my friends and i went to see jonah hex years ago, and they still talk about how shitty it was. i can't even remember what happened
>>63421727
I actually wanted to see it but half way through the damn projector started running the movie in reverse. We got a refund at least.
>>63421727
That was GOAT, faggot.
Legion i think it was called. I'm not spending the time to look it up. It was fucking offensive. Other than that, Sahara, Robots, Entourage, Straight Outta Compton (I have normie friends who insist on going to see this schlock).
Maggie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It was GOD FUCKING AWFUL
95% of the movie was long staring into the distance, "artsy" out of focus shots and reminiscing about random family bullshit
I wanted to walk out, but I was there with my dad.
I got tricked into seeing one of Tyler Perry's movies in theater. It was so fucking awful I walked out.
HOL UP
Sphere.
What an utter piece of crap.
>>63421727
>LOXG bad
Sure it wasn't just like the comic but this movie is pure funcore.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
Left as soon as one of the Black Eyed Peas showed up as Vega.
I went to see Divergent and then the sequal Insurgent. I thought the first one was shit but the second was such a cringefest it made the first one almost tolerable.
>>63423555
it was acrappyCGI shitfest full of cliches and oneliners
>>63423473
Which is sad because the book was pretty good.
Expendables 2. Fortunately I didn't end up paying money for it.
>>63423443
i liked the trendy, sunny 10am Manhattan setting of this movie. Made me wanna live in New York desu
>be 15
>opening night
>9pm-12am
>walk out with an extremely pissed off crowd
honestly though i think Transformers 4 might have surpassed this one. i swear that movie was purposely made as bad as possible.my face is my warrant!
Avengers:age of ultron.
Walked out the moment a truck flies with two small ultrons or some shit,by that time I had enough.
The fault is mine for watching capeshit but my friends convinced me.
>>63423803
I liked the concept but boy it just suck that bad
>>63423484
Yeah, holy shit. I can't believe that actually got finished before somebody sane stopped the production.
>no man then their swords catch on fire and all the lights go out
>why
>I DONT KNOW
DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION. I AM STILL MAD TO THIS DAY.
>>63423803
I snuck into attack the block after this, it was far superior to cowboys and aliens. It was basically Cowboys and Pirates. Aliens come to earth to steal gold. so dumb
It was shit.
/tv/ lied to me.
>>63421727
Street Fighter, the one with Van Damme and Raul Julia.
>>63424016
Because you're not a real human bean
>>63423951
real life anime can never, ever be good. they are better off just making really well written movies if they continue to do it. i really liked the trunks movie when it aired on toonami. probably my favorite.
It was also the movie that made me realize that bad movies existed.
Up til then I had basically enjoyed every movie I had seen.
>>63424047
>hating on Raul Julia
>>63424174
well written anime*
>>63424064
And not a real hero
>>63421727
mate this movie is top comfy food watch.
this was truly awful
beckinsale in tight pants was good, but that's about it
all I remember is that dracula yelled all of his lines and that frankenstein's monster quoted the bible a lot
The dark knight rises
The only capeshit movie I've seen at a theatre
Alien Vs Predator
I kind of expected it to be bad, but it was even worse than that. It's not even funny bad so not even worth watching again to laugh at it.
To this day, I have no idea how me and my friends endured. The tickets were free, so there was nothing to loose from simply walking out. Hell, we were the only ones in the theater, and we could have easily smuggled ourself into another showing.
To this day, I get angry simply thinking about it.
i love mythology and it was just...terrible.
>>63423354
did he like it
>>63424472
I think he appreciated how bad it was
I saw No Escape in theaters. Worst two hours of my life
>>63424284
Fuck you, I loved this when I was 13 and still do. You're just a fuckbrained cocktard.
Honestly surprised at how god-awful it was
>>63423873
T4 is the second best in the series.
>>63424603
3>1>2>4
4 made zero sense and had the worst characters and dialogue.
>>63424284
>dracula yells every line.
He only does it when someone pisses him off. Which does actually happen suprisingly often.
I did enjoy that scene where Helsing attempted to use a cross on Dracula but he just sperged out until it melted away
>frankensteins monster quoting the bible sometimes
*tips fedora*
Why not bring up the horrible 007 style vatican?
Why ignore the goat opening scene?
>>63424641
>putting 2 above anything
>>63424687
2 at least explained everything (as far as i can remember)
nothing will top the following in 4:
>45 minutes spent on the spaceship rescuing the autobots that really only served to get a gun
>the shit stereotyped robots that all of a sudden look not only like humans, but different races/occupations
>"my face is my warrant" etc etc
>killing off (surprisingly) the best character almost immediately
>the dinobots on the spaceship that optimus prime somehow just remembered and his secret ancient language
>mark wahlberg having a duaghter that he could just as likely fuck in any other movie
>an hour longer than it ever needed to be, but you can blame that again on the first thing i referenced.
theres more but i havent seen it since. dont plan on it. i dont even count it as part of the series
Only movie I walked out from.
>>63424834
>169 minutes of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Skeleton Knightley
Jesus Christ...
Never go full retard with this, my friend went full retard just to see james fagco movie
>>63423900
>no man then their swords catch on fire and all the lights go out
>why
>I DONT KNOW
Can't believe I remember this, but the idea was that the evil ruler dude had modified himself to be able to see in the dark, so to gain the upper hand, he had all the blinds shut so Violet couldn't see. In retaliation, she set her sword on fire.
>>63424556
But No Escape was intense as fuck tho
the love guru
>>63425004
would you rather watch that or dont mess with the zohan?
>>63423972
shut the fuck up, you shilling nigger. attack the block was a piece of shit.
We walked out and got our money back.
>>63425023
not him but id go for zohan.
>>63425023
zohan was better, but it was pretty bad too
>>63424834
Everything after the first is guilty pleasure.
I love them and i know my opinion is shit
>>63425004
The love guru utterly destroyed mike meyers career. Zohan, while bad, barely put a dent in sandlers.
>>63425336
What am I looking at? Is this a british comedy film?
>>63425466
fedoracore leftist drivel.
>>63422296
This is my gf's favorite movie. Literally what the fuck?
>>63425466
It's mostly a comedy, but it tries to have some sort of message. The actual message is complete horseshit and it's kind of a "revenge fantasy". They spend the movie killing people they don't like, just because they don't like them and they think people they don't like deserve not to live.
davinci code or the power rangers movie
It's been several years, but I remember two awful movies from the theater. One was the Dennis the Menace movie, the other was the uh, that one. Leave it to Beaver. It was so bad, nobody else was in the theater besides me and my hot aunt.
>>63425849
At least you're doing it for your aunt. Post her pic pls :3
>>63425789
Did you leave it in her beaver?
Transformers 3.Im sorry
>>63425971
>>63425849
woops
>>63421727
Dinner for Shmucks.
I walked out.
I also sat through Marmaduke twice in a row, but I couldn't fucking tolerate DfS
>>63425336
Agreed. This movie tickles ALL of the sensibilities of Reddit.
>>63423354
>>63422319
It's a shame how bad that movie turned out. It was pretty as fuck and could have been a solid Chronicles of Riddick tier sci-fi flick if it wasn't for all that crap with the protagonist being a janitor and spending like a quarter of the movie focused on her shitty Slavic immigrant family life.
>>63423484
>that motorcycle chase scene
I literally burst into laughter at how plain and cheesy the CGI was
>>63426081
Then you missed the dinner party?
MIND CONTROL
>>63425123
It was bad but for some reason I remember being kinda impressed with Jim Carrey outside of a comedy role for once I think hes a good actor
>>63425753
Dont know man. I can remember the whole theater applauded when it was finally over out of sheer joy. Your gf has peculiar taste but then again mine made me sit through stuff like Warm Bodies ect.
>>63423002
explain your situation
>>63425123
i keep seeing this number
Movie was so bad it killed Rouge Pictures and almost killed Relativity Media
i was deceived
>>63425123
Spooky.
>>63425123
>23
Every thread until i leave this fucking board. This is the only movie Ive ever walked out on.
Runner up: Amazing Spiderman 2. I would have walked out but i was with friends
Either this or Avatar.
>>63426975
who is this semen demon
The league of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a solid 6/10
>>63427018
It's a Semen Demon.
>>63424284
Nah this movie was at the very leastfunand I don't give a shit what anybody else says.
Underrated as fuck tbqh.
>>63424603
>>63424641
3>1>2>4
Honestly, I didn't even bother watching 4 because I saw a 5-minute video on youtube showcasing the worst bits and decided "nah, not doing that again".
1 was a genuinely entertaining "dumb"/kids movie. Same goes for 3, both of them had redeemable bits that made up for the mostly bad writing (good score, entertaining fights, insanely hot girls).
>>63424831
What took the cake for me in 4 was that the girl was 17, her bf was 21 or something, and he carried around a little legal notebook in his pocket showing that he was legally allowed to fuck her based on state and federal law.
"Nah, it's cool that I'm fucking your underage daughter. Check out statute 148, section 19, paragraph 2."
>>63425278
Get hype for the new one!!
>>63426933
At least Chloe survived
There was an alternate plot to how all the stupid skits were pitched. I don't remember it but it sounded better than what was made.
>>63423484
That movie was so bizarre. It's almost like a fever dream whenever I think about it.
>>63424284
I'll fucking fight you
>>63423002
I saw The Day the Earth Stood Still in theatres. My Keanufu made up for all the Jaden.
Expected a period movie about a mansion haunted by ghosts, gottom hiddleston fucking his sister
>>63423873
Saw Man of Steel in theatres and almost fell asleep
>>63424573
I thought it was fun and comfy but not a quality movie by any means.
>>63428259
DUDE IMMA PULL THIS SHIT OUTTA MY REKTUM FACE LMAO
Jesus christ, what happened to del taco?
>>63425466
> "the best American comedy of the year"
Yeah, a British comedy film, shitbird
Me and the guy I went with sat in stony silence, and just kept asking the other if they were ready to leave yet.
We stayed to the end out of apathy, and it didn't get any better.
>>63421727
Pic related by a landslide. It's the only movie I've ever walked out of.
>>63421727
Jurassic World
>>63423701
>he didn't like Norbit
>>63424284
Say that to my face fucker and not online
>>63424446
wrath was somehow worse.
>>63425336
what is this a satire of anyway?
>>63425789
oh so leftist being genocidal fascist?
sounds like reality.
>>63424677
007 Vatican was cool as fuck m8
Avatar
shittiest film i ever saw.
and i laugh at how everyone thought it would create big names and influence cinema.
fucking Sam Worthington and Zoe salamander literally got jack squat from that piece of shit.
the only way the film would have worked was with a last samurai ending, or the other tribes deciding a water filter and plumbing and an increased life span was worth more than one tribes selfish bullshit and xenophobia.
"hey these humans were nothing but nice to us and just want this rock thing....lets shoot arrows at them an antagonize them!"
>>63429237
>sounds like reality
Can you partisan shills quit injecting politics into everything like colossal faggots just for this one thread?
>>63425123
holy shit
>>63425123
superfucking creepy
Battlefield Earth
>Not my worst theater http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/e02.htmlexperience, though, that would be:
Pursuit of Happiness
>I also felt like a retard sitting in the theater watching
Spiderman 3
>and
Thor
>>63431760
Huh, that sure is an interesting tidbit about pizza!!
>>63424284
Get out.
>>63424284
I love this, fun and comfy, and love the aesthetics. plus beckinsale is a hotie as always.
I think I beat you all
>>63432520
what a shame that movie was
i liked those books as a kid so much
but even then i could have told you there was no way to adapt the bears and witches to the big screen
>>63425278
Same. I unironically enjoyed all 4 films. I actually though On Stranger Tides was one of the best ones.
>>63423876
THAT was the worst movie for you? Out of every movie made in existance and you choose age of ultron.... B8
>>63424446
Holy shit this and when i had to watch it it was only in 3d...
>>63425336
I saw it on netflix and all i can think of is its literally if a sanders supporter went on a rampage. It wasn't even funny and pandered to the lowest common denominator and failed
>>63425336
>those no name review sites
Always pay attention to the sources people
>>63421727
So I have a question - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the comic book, is supposed to be a continuation of the story and characters from classic fictional literature right?
So, in essence, this is just a highly successful fanfiction with pictures right?
>>63424879
>3
I loved the novel and I was so surprised at how bad the film was. They butchered Quentin.
The Apparition
took me all of one second to think of
>>63428259
My mother invited my waifu and I to "enjoy" a free movie, every time something bad happened i said something meme filled
>>63423354
mila kunis looked so fucking awful in that
i wanted to throw up
Recently, Godzilla.
People complained about Godzilla only having six minutes of screentime, but its real crimes were A: Gareth cockblocking two fight scenes for no legitimate reason, and B: giving absolutely no personality to any of his characters besides the Japanese guy (who was still Mr. Exposition) and Bryan Cranston (who got killed off).
All I could think was how much better The Host was, despite being made eight years before.
This was the first movie I ever walked out of. Holy shit what garbage.
>>63424573
so awful man
I've seen a lot of shitty movies in theaters but this was the worst. I couldn't tell 90% of the knights apart because they all had the same hair and beard. The Saxons were retarded. Everything was retarded
>>63424573
I feel if Eisenberg wasn't in it, it would've been marginally more believable.
He has absolutely none of the charisma his character was supposed to have.
>>63433061
That pile of shit only ever got praise because of that one ice thing.Excalibur will always be the only good English language Arthurian movie for no other reason than nobody will ever attempt to make another one.
This. Rolled my ankle out in the parking lot after, too.
>>63424573
This is the last movie that made me fucking angry. I saw Jupiter Ascending some time but it's shitiness didn't make me mad one bit.
"In theaters" being the key wording, my answer is Dreamcatcher.
>literally magical retard saves the day
>>63433061
did that movie killed Clive Owen career?
it is unbelievable shit
>>63423002
This
>>63433061
>technology finally catches up to fantastical ideas
>HEY GUYS LETS MAKE EVERYTHING HYPER REALISTIC BUT WITH OUR OWN BRAND OF BULLSHIT LOL
I just want to watch the Arthurian Legend come to life, senpai.
>>63433061
I hated the fedora moments in this film with a passion.
>hurr look how evil the church was trying to civilize these barbarians and shit
>hurr look these barbarian mercenaries are forced to rescue a defenseless family from other barbarians, poor fellas!
>>63423701
I watched it with my dad on my suggestion. I'm still ashamed to this day.
>>63433172
>that cast
didn't even have a chance
>>63433172
why wouldnt they just put the order of the names the same as the pic?
>>63433172
What's sad is it was almost comfy thanks to Lovitz and Atkinson, but holy dear everloving fuck that goddamned piece of shit ending.
I've seen some bad endings but that one is at the top of the list of bad fucking endings.
this
The Whole Ten Yards - maybe the worst movie ever, I was 14 and knew then that it was pure shit.
Hancock was an abortion, wish I walked out early. Contagion probably wasn't the worst I've ever seen but it was so fucking boring and poorly made that it ranks up there considering that it was supposedly good.
I watched I, Frankenstein in theaters because my dad was convinced it would be good and wanted to bond.
After we were introduced to the "Gargoyle Order" he just gave up.
>>63433288
I am so so sorry.
>>63433273
Agreed.
>>63433188
He did Sin City a year after then, what might as well be his magnum opus, Children of Men the year after.
It was a turkey no doubt but it didn't really hurt anyone's career
>>63432565
When I was 6 I remember my mom told me that this movie was shit right to my face and I started crying. She has pretty good taste desu
>>63421727
Still the only movie I've ever walked out on. Was brutally bad.
>>63433299
Sounds like prime riff material. Something to pirate and make fun of with your dad at home.
>>63433353
ebin bait
all these movies ITT are pretty great.
>>63433449
Holy shit this, fucking piece of shit
>>63433347
We watched it a second time on Netflix and spent the entire time making fun of it, so there was a happy ending to that one.
You need to see that movie, there's a montage of Adam killing vampires in the woods with a stick for a hundred years.
The guy playing Satan was pretty good, though.
>>63424834
I could only enjoy the first, the rest was Avenger tier
Too much shit happening I couldnt follow the plot, and I fucking bingewatched all of them
JUST
>>63433503
It sounds more like a huge mess the more I hear about it. I'll give it a look. I'm a sucker for trainwrecks.
>>63432565
I came into this thread for the sole reason of posting that movie. I was like 10 when I saw it, and even then, I thought it was fucking trash and I hated every second I had to watch it.
>>63421727
Spiceworld at a budget theater....only paid $1.25 for the ticket tho
>>63424834
isnt this the most expensive movie every made in the history of the world?
>>63433172
>Mark S. Allen, UPN-TV
>>63433007
The trailer hyped me for some dystopian action movie
but holy shit
HOLY SHIT
The disappointment, I wanted to punch my friend for saying that he liked it
What the fuck was even happening at the end?
>Dexter shows up, a mega mega billionaire streams some guy trying to confront him
>Dexter reveals he adopted said guys daughter a long time ago
I don't even
>>63425278
With the exception of On Stranger Tides I agree. I loved Dead Man's Chest and At World's End.
>>63433449
is that a kek flick?
>>63433648
>that feel when I'm a cen-calfag and know who he is
>>63424016
so true family
99% of the movies itt are not anywhere near as bad as you people make out. Honestly, I'm embarressed to be on the same website as you. Please leave.
>>63433627
yes. I wondered why too so I found out that apparently all of the ships were constructed and seaworthy.
>packed theatre the night after release.
>audience tolerated it for the first 20 mins but after they stopped.
>dead silence except a few chuckles here and there.
>walked out without any respect for sandler
>>63433834
Is he the new Rob Schneider?
>>63421727
Epic Movie
>>63433834
>sells his soul for prolonged success because he's starting to go stale
>makes Little Nicky as an additional tribute
>he actually stays successful and profitable, while getting less funny and getting less credit with every movie
These days he looks drained. Like he's already paid in full.
>>63433273SOMEBODY
>>63433527
You're going to love the flaccid tension and narrowly avoided romance.
>>63433288
the lettering is so late 90's it hurts
>>63433834
10/10 feet
>>63425123
I dunno. I think he was onto something.
>>63433909
He literally admitted he makes these movies just to take vacation in exotic places. Look it up.
>>63424284
"I'M.... VLADISLOOOOOUUUUSE... DRAGOOOOOOLIA!"
>>63434102
Of course he would say some bullshit like that.
Who would ever believe "I sold my soul to Satan to stay relevant"?
>>63424284
>tfw I'm not the only one here who loves this movie
>>63424446
Throwing based Bubo to the trash was the worst offense to me.
Sucker Punch.
I wanted to go see Rango, but nooo.
>>63424188
this
>>63426941
>this opinion
>/trash/
>>63424188
SW Episode 1 popped that cherry for me. I was 9 years old and I was still pissed I got tricked into watching a cartoon racing movie.
>>63424446
>tfw The Immortals was better at telling the same story and was still considered worse than this piece of shit
>>63434210
Really? It was kinda cookie cutter sci-fi, but it was till pretty fun, and Cruise put on a good performance as always.
Also, the OST was really fuggin good.
>>63434209
Sucker Punch was better than Rango.
>>63421727
>people exist who dont like LXG
whats it like to not have the capacity to have fun
>>63424188
Holy fuck, this. I was so confident that this movie would be great because I loved Scary Movie 2. I even took my dad, that's how sure I was. I couldn't even speak to him for the rest of the day, that's how fucking embarrassed and ashamed I was.
>>63434396
>>63434210
It's bait
>>63434444
Came here from /who/. Nice quads.
>>63434486
ty tbqh
>>63434407
Like hell it was.
Rango was an entertaining homage to the old spaghetti westerns. Sucker Punch was a nonsensical, hamfisted attempt to be "artistic."
>>63434486
>Came here from /who/.
Why the fuck did you feel the need to say that?
>>63434545
>has to watch cartoons because snyder movies are literally 3deep5u
>>63434596
>implying Sucker Punch wasn't a live action cartoon in the same vein as Spy Kids and Speed Racer
It was the same goofy bullshit, just with edge thrown in so people could pretend to take it seriously.
At least cartoons are honest.
>>63433449
>Ludacris
>top row center
What could this mean
>>63428955
Jesus Christ, that has to be the laziest fucking poster I've ever seen.
>blank white background
>characters just standing with arms crossed
>stupid inside joke from the first movie
Fuck Seth McFarlane, that fucking hack/fraud
>>63434709
I can't wait till he's reduced to small productions and bit parts in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
>>63428955
You thought that was bad?
A Million Ways to Die in the West was one of the worst experiences of my life
>>63434709
I loved the movie and love mcfarlane, so eat shit faggot
I literally can't remember why I went to see this, but I did. What a fucking turd. Has Gerard Butler ever done a good movie?
>>63434782
>>>/instagram/
Episode I.
I went as a kid in the middle of a years long Star Wars fandom from early childhood and the re-release of the original trilogy. I read the Episode I novelization as a 9 year old and was all kinds of psyched.
My fascination with Star Wars died a sudden and cold death. I didn't even see the next two in theatres, certainly not seeing the new one.
My hype died
American Hustle
Gravity
Battle of the Five Armies
>>63434797
Dating man. My first gf made me watch Horton Hears a fucking Who.
Considering everything else looked equally shitty and I was a horny teenager I figured why the fuck not.
>>63434821I'm a kissless virgin.
>>63424446
fuck I almost repressed the memory of it. damn you!!
>>63433449
What was up with this and the other films named after holidays (valentine's day etc) that were just random collections of celebrities in a shitty, loosely tied together story that related to that holiday?
I don't think there's ever been a more lazy basis behind a series in the history of mankind.
I saw The Spirit and years later Green Lantern with the same chick(she chose both movies). The movies were fucking terrible, we made out, she was nice but I wasn't really into her.
>>63434806
>certainly not seeing the new one
What, because of the prequels? They're completely shunning those, genius.
>>63434806
I was hype as fuck for ep 1, too. Also 9. I didn't stop liking Star Wars, but the only reason I watched episode 2 in the theater was because it was in theaters on the last day of school and my class won some kind of reading contest.
I watched episode 3 at my aunt's house, just to see if it may have actually improved.
>>63434829
If it softens the blow I never even ended up fucking her. We'd only ever make out and I touched her tits on like one occasion.
>>63434782
This JPG is more than you deserve but here you go
>>63434806
was that the moment your childhood ended anon?
>>63434782
>>>/facebook/
>>63425336
Is that the fat guy from Mad Men who pissed his pants right before a meeting and then decided to give up on drinking alcohol?
>>63423002
Welcum ta erf!
Dicraprio tries really, really, really, really, hard to get an Oscar: The Movie.
hey guys look
repeating digits
walked out and will literally never finish this piece of shit
i stayed til eva green showed her tits and got a refund
>>63434960
>literally ending the movie on 'I guess we really are the Fantastic 4!'
>>63425789
Sounds like it's sending mixed messages.
Like that mission in GTAV where the crazy guy tortured that durka, then went on some awful spiel about how torture doesn't work despite the fact that you literally couldn't get anything out of him without pulling out his teeth.
Fuck ive seen some terrible flicks
Diaster Movie
The Haunting of Connecticut
Red Dawn (with thor and josn peck)
Ultraviolet
Resident Evil 4
Machete 2
Chappie
House of 1000 Corpses
After Earth
>>63435000
nice script retard
>>63435018
I've heard stories.
Did he actually say "Fantfourstic"?
>>63425123
>23
magic
>>63433288
Jesus Christ that is one big belt buckle.
I mean, FUCK, it is huge. I can't stop laughing at how enormous it s.
>>63435024
Not that anon, but actually no, the message was pretty clear, and it honestly made me gag. The worst part is I watched it with friends who all ended up enjoying the movie on some level. I have honestly never seen a more fedoracore film in my life.
>>63434407
Rango is a damn good film and i'm sorry you don't understand that.
>>63435088
Jesus Christ. I thought it was just Postal: The Movie: But Different This Time.
Glad I never got around to it.
>>63435053
No, it cut off before they could title drop, just like Age of Ultron, but honestly, expectations were so low, audiences heard them say it anyway as the screen cut to black and the title screen popped up.
>>63432559
>Bootleg Brendan Fraser in the front of the cover
>>63435113
Read the synopsis if you ever want a good cringe.
Only go to about 3 movies in theater a year, went to this shit show with a friend. He still gives me shit about it. Stupid fucking show with a stupid plot and no likable characters.
>>63432520
>Eva Green
Does...does she get her tits out in it?
>>63421727
This shit.
>Menelaus jobbing
>Ajax jobbing
>Paris being a hero
>Paris living at the end
>O'Toole clearly realizing how shit it was and phoning it in
>no Diomedes at all
>no warrior Aeneas
I could go on forever
>>63434641
>Edge
What fucking movie were you watching buddy?
>>63435179
Dear Christ it was like reading a greentext joke.
Bobcat, what have you done?
>>63424446
gonna have to go with this
>>63435283
How great would it be to have a legitimate adaptation of the Iliad and all of the legends surrounding the Fall of Troy? Wouldn't you just kill for the scene where Hera goes through that elaborate plan to seduce Zeus even though they're already married, and have his spout out the names of all the people he's fucked just to say that she's hotter than them, but in the end only manage to piss her off? How about more scenes of people clasping peoples chins while also wrapping their other hand around their knees?
Me? I'd like some Terrence Malick filmed scenes of the Homeric similes, word for shot. Wouldn't that be swell?
>tfw the film Immortals actually gave a decent representation of what how the power of the gods was portrayed in epic greek poetry
>Young and dumb
>"Gee why do people hate these movies"
>Watching it in theaters and slowly realizing why
Even the "jokes" and references were dated 6 months ago at the time
>>63425747
This, jesus fucking christ THIS!
It was an hour and 30minutes of bullshit.
I shit you not, when the movie ended, everyone in the theater let out a giant moan of disgust for the movie, I have never seen anything quite like that since.
>>63435439
BOTOXB
O O
T T
OVERDOSE
X X
>>63427094
>>63424603
>>63424641
Like it fucking matters, it's a god awful series.
>Here, which big pile of steaming animal shit is better than the others?
I'm fall asleep half-way through this movie.
>>63435521
fuck you pleb, it was good
>>63424284
>he didn't like the coolest fictional weapon ever to be shown on screen
>>63434407
Woah woah woah... Saying suckerpunch is better than rango..... Full fucking retard
>>63434596
>hurr its so deep because they use some loosely based imagry 3deep5you
Crocodile Hunter Collision Course.
I have no regrets.
Friend of mine dragged me to this heap of shit.
>>63435436
I would have been satisfied if they showed even a part of Diomedes/Odysseus' bromance
>luring iphegenia
>killing palamedes
>stealth raid
>palladium raid
Fucking hollywood.
Wasn't awful, just kind of slow, long and boring.
There were some cool parts but all up it was just sort of shit.
>>63426941
shit taste detected
>>63424556
It blew its load too early. The riot in the streets, him getting to hotel, and hotel scene is insanely heart pounding. Then it just went downhill. I did really like how they had retired James bond though. They all but said it was him, but everyone who saw it totally knows that Pierce brosnan was retired James bond.
>>63435620
Shit taste detected
god this was so bad.
>>63435620
That was your worst movie. You must like trailer park boys?
>>63424446
I had almost forgotten this existed... also saw it in a theater
>>63424284
saw this in the theater. so fucking good. the jump scare from Mr Hyde was the best.
with this and the mummy movie had a
avenger thing going on.
>>63435609
Come on, anon, it had its merits.
My dick could cut diamond while watching it.
Went to see this with my mom, but I felt... cold, afterwards. It was just needlessly depressing and dark.
It was no longer a horror series and instead just a sick game of spills and kills. It really made me question horror movies and being a horror fan.
>>63435684
I don't see too many movies honestly, but Watchmen felt like a slap in the face. Too fucking long and nothing happens for long stretches. Any mind numbing action dogshit is better than that.
>>63435613
To be fair though, it was supposed to be a historical take on the events. A false, glorified, and sugarcoated historical take, but I'm pretty sure the goal was to sell Brad Pitt's body in plastic armor in the first place.
Would kill for an accurate representation of Greek epics though.
>>63435781
Saw 3 was the best one, and where the series should have ended. Sounds like you are your dear sweet mother are plebeians.
>>63435799
Why is it that there are no good Greek movies anyway? Rome gets all the good stuff, but Greece always gets snubbed.
>>63424174
>real life anime can never, ever be good.
Not true at all. It just needs to be adapted properly, which unfortunately hasn't happened before. Pic somewhat related.
>>63435283
This was an Ok flick actually, no one expected it to stay true to the very long original material
>>63435826
If that's the best one then lol. The entire series is grimey shit for trenchcoat wearing losers.
>>63435781
>letting a cashgrab like a second sequel change your view of an entire genre
Anon, I hate every Saw movie but the first two but they'd never keep me from still enjoying horror.
>>63424174
Monster would be easy as fuck to produce, and Master Keaton before it was basically just MacGyver.
>>63435838
There are some, but they're obscure, foreign, and old. There's a great French adaptation of the Odyssey, but I forget the name of it. I'm sure we'll get one somewhere down the line.
>>63435855
what anime is this based off of?
>>63432565
HEH HEH HEH HEHEH *toot*
I don't care how immature, I still laugh
>>63435950
It's based on a manga called All You Need is Kill.
Hence why he said it was somewhat related. It went straight from manga to movie.
>>63435879
I still like horror movies now, but as a teen, the movie was revolting.
Maybe it's super cheesy now, but the movie just made me feel dirty.
>>63435855
God I loved that movie the first time I saw it, but do not make the mistake of watching it more than twice. The loops actually do start to get old. In fact they start to feel like they pile up on you.
>>63433061
I though Mads' character with the falcon was pretty based
>>63435987
I think it's just you, anon. I watch it from time to time, probably about six times since release. It's only getting as old as your average movie for me.
>>63435950
>>63435975
It's not based on an anime or manga. It's based on an LN called All You Need is Kill. The manga is just an adaptation of the LN.
>>63425747
oh god THIS is the worst!
>>63436034
Oh my God who gives a fuck? The point was it wasn't based on an anime.
>>63436016
Holy fuck that was Mads?!?! No wonder I had a crush on his character when I saw that movie.
>>63436034
What the fuck is a LN?
>>63436034
>weeaboos
>>63436089
Weeb shit. Their term for a young adult novel. Not worth talking about.
>>63435894
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YOU!
>>63436060
>Oh my God who gives a fuck?
Probably the anon asking about it.
>>63436089
Light novel. They're basically short young adult novels with illustrations.
>>63436157
Get fucked weebshitter, sorry I asked now.
>>63435855
It also looks kinda influenced by Mass Effect.
>>63436157
I can assure you that nobody cares.
>>63434439
i imagine he probably thought he had such a fucking failure of a son after getting a glimpse of your taste in movies. i feel for you though. i hated all those movies those retards made after scary movie 2
>>63436174
Not at all. Where are you getting that idea?
My sister needed someone to supervise her at the movies. It was so bad I ended up wishing I was watching a real Twilight movie instead.
>>63434797
>Has Gerard Butler ever done a good movie?
300 and pic related, that's it
>>63425336
It's not too bad when you watch it in a "villain protagonist" way.
Never felt so fucking disgusted after watching a movie. This was utter garbage and a complete rape of the book.
>>63436407
So you didn't see the Star Wars prequels In theaters? You know, since they're the objectively worse prequel trilogy. At least Jackson actually cared and couldn't do much about his failure. Lucas just sat in front of a screen, drinking coffee.
>>63436544
>objectively
Yeah, no shut the fuck up. This is way worst...
Even attack of the clones was more watchable than this. The Hobbit really is a good story, one of my childhood's favorite. Jackson really did a number on it.
>>63426933
I loved this. Literally Shitposting: The Movie.
>>63436171
>>63436177
Not even that guy, but talk about asshurt.
Did a smug anime girl rape you at some point or what?
>>63424284
Fuck you son, that movie is solid gold.
>>63421727
Didn't even laugh once during this shitty bore-fest
i haven't seen this many shit and wrong opinions in a single thread for a long time.
>>63421727
Not even close, you need to get out more.
>Sideways
Pure and utter shit.
>>63422296
great movie
>>63435855
>hasn't happened before
>>63435000
WITNESSED
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