Urgh... Back to normal, am I? The only time I've been white, that last thread. Dear Lord, how do you cope with all that privilege?
Last time >>63391488
First for Jenna's smile
First for legit autism.
Wait, is that the Doctor? What the fuck?
>>63395043
No
This is our Doctor
I want to impregnate Ashildr.
>>63395043
Worse, your doctor is now Southern European.
>>63395071
>blue eyes
Is he really half Italian half Irish?
>>63395071
Also best Doctor.
>>63395128
Maybe you're just retarded.
>>63394986
>>63394986
Goddess
>>63395062
Its not like I mind a black lady doctor, really, I dont, but i want at least one more Series with Peter.
>>63395128
Yes.
OFFICIAL DOCTOR RANKINGS
High Tier
Peter Capaldi
Shit Tier
Everyone Else
>>63391634
>>63391952
Claim men and women from history, /who/, before some fuckhead takes them.
>>63395174
I wonder if he actually likes the scripts he's getting, or if he's just putting up with them to be the Doctor?
I find it hard to believe that a 60yr old oscar winning actor would actually think Moffat's scribblings are anything other than utter shit.
Especially when your an olde school who fan who grew up with pertwee.
>>63395272
>high tier
>no doctor martha jones
>>63395273
>>63394922
KEN BONES TO THIS
>>63395298
>being this edgy
>>63395382
ffs really? that is an edgy comment to you? christ.
>>63395332
>>63392865
Already claimed, senpai
Find your own steamy little Jewish Princess
Time to start discussing thing, /who/.
How did Ashildr and Clara learn to pilot a Tardis? Their brains are human, not advanced enough by far, it's like giving a monkey a plane, you need specialist time lord training to fly a TT capsule.
>Clara returns to Earth
>Invites her headmaster to come on an adventure with her
>He enters the console room
>OH FUCK NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>Clara is confused
>>63395298
well he had argued about scripts with Doctor Who already
>>63395441
what?
>>63395431
Ashildr has lived for 100 Trillion Years, and has the intruction manual.
If that's not a good enough explanation for this childrense fantasy show to you, then you have autism.
The important question is how long was it before they bit the bullet and started eating each other out.
>>63395298
I doubt he cares that much. He may have been a die hard Who fan back then, but he doesn't into Big Finish and he's seen NuWho and still wanted to be a part of it, three times. That said I think he knows when a script is utter shit like KtM or HB, but doesn't really have a choice. Lucky for us the good/average outweigh the terrible and Capaldi will want to continue being a part of it.
If you could pick a country for an episode to take place in, what country would it be?
>>63395455
Back in Season 8, he demanded rewrites because some of the scripts were apparently really shit
>>63395431
They're Moffat Hedgehegs so they can do anything.
>>63395431
>How did Ashildr and Clara learn to pilot a Tardis?
Ashildr has 100 trillion years of technology she's gone through. She's probably had enough upgrades to her mental faculties to rival even the Time Lords
>>63395273
Cathrine the great, Lady Godiva, Judy Garland, just before Wizard of oz a loli Belle, Cathrine zeta jones, just before Entrapment, Original Mummy era Rachel Weisz, I'd take a hayley atwell clone if you've got one in stock, and a series 2 era billie piper for when im feeling violent.
Belle says tay tay and the three emmas.
>>63395509
Japan. A Monster movie pastiche ending up with a cute Jap companion.
>>63395431
12 taught Clara some things, enough to get it going. Me had the manual, together they can probably get it somewhere, even if they can't control where it lands like early Doctors.
>>63395511
>making up bullshit
>>63394911
>>63395258
Threads?
>>63395543
>I'd take a hayley atwell clone if you've got one in stock,
refer to >>63392224
>obsessing over gay fan fiction
>moffat apologists
>people liking hell bent
/who/ really is tumblr now, jesus.
>>63395569
Not making it up, but whatever.
>>63395598
I don't like Hell Bent
>>63395552
Not even a weeboo but a two part story set in Tokyo would be decent. And yes a sexy Asian companion would be good too.
>>63395598
At least we're not Reddit
http://strawpoll.me/6199712
http://strawpoll.me/6199712
http://strawpoll.me/6199712
>>63395598
Literally none of that has happened in these threads though
>>63395583
A shame, sorry m80. Then 2 Kat Deninngs and a 19 yr old alicia witt.
>>63395598
>No
>Nope
>Never
It's like you aren't on /who/ or are just really bad at detecting bait.
>>63395674
Can I have Jackie? I would mince her something rotten.
>>63395509
Is this from a gay porn?
It looks familiar
>>63395654
Is this your first fucking post? This place died, fell off a cliff, died again, regenerated into a trans black woman, died again, was brought back in an extraction chamber, flew off in it's own TARDIS shaped like a diner and died along with the show and /who/
>>63395598
fuck off retard
>>63395706
Moffat's already got some great ideas for the new companion.
>>63395552
>>63395642
A jap companion is long overdue.
>>63395696
Camille? I didn't claim her. I guess that makes her yours.
>>63395654
I've seen posts with people saying that they liked Hell Bent, I've seen posts saying that they were okay with Moffhack. Now I wish I'd had the foresight to screenshot them. Now this bullshit with Clara and Ashildr, post after post after post of people endlessly talking about gay fucking fan fiction about the two of them. Pic related.
>>63395500
I haven't seen anything to suggest he disliked Hell Bent. I haven't seen anything to suggest he dislikes anything really. He was praising Moffat in a radio interview recently saying he's one of the best British television writer.
At this point, I think it's time to let the show die.
We know the next Doctor will be either a black male or a female. The next companion will be a Muslim.
It's over. Time to move on, or just start rewatching the old episodes.
>>63395433
kek
>>63395776
By far the hottest woman ever on the show, you can take your skeleton mannequins, if you ask me she's one hell of a bird.
>>63395800
Oh kek, funny you screencapped that. I wrote it and forgot to. Thanks.
Also, now that I know it #triggered you, I'mma keep writing it.
>>63395800
At least I understand the clala love.
but Ashildr? not on any level.
>>63395800
go back to reddit
>>63395767
holy shit them melons
I approve of this idea
>Finished watching Heaven Sent
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>Watched Hell Bent
Eh, it was okay. I still wanted Capaldi to go full Nuclear
>inb4 all niggers must die.
>>63395851
Look, I'm not a "nice guy" or anything, I appreciate the female form but I don't want my discussion cluttered with that drivel, if you want to wank go to pornhub, this board is for discussion.
>>63395821
I'd watch Richard Ayoade as the doctor. I wouldn't watch a mudslime companion or Doctor.
how long until we get a lactating companion?
>>63395839
You do that miss tumblrina.
>>63395904
>this board is for discussion.
kek
Hello /who/. Any advice on which Doctor Who audiobook i should get my mate for christmas? i watch the show but ive no clue on the quality of each audibook. Dont think he owns any atm
>>63395897
It was such a waste. That first part was like a space spaghetti western, fucking awesome then it just all trickled away to the usual clala shite.
>>63395945
buy him the war doctor audios
they came out on the 14th i think
>>63395433
>>63395897
It isn't in the doctors character to act like that. This isn't metal gear, sorry.
>>63395945
Do they watch the classic doctor who?
>>63395945
The Chimes of midnight.
>>63395832
If I had a /who/fu it would be Dorothy McShane. Camille is pretty hot though, she aged very well too. I'd probably abdicate the throne for her after finding out I were unknowingly an heir to the throne after pretty much every royal died via electrocution during a family portrait, if you know what i mean.King Ralph
>>63395904
>this board is for discussion.
What the fuck, fám?
Where the flying fuck do you think you are?
You want general, honest discussion? Talk to real people in real life.
Not a bunch of autists on the Internet.
>>63395945
Comfy
>>63395904
Just let /who/ die
These guys are going to make sure that happens to just embrace it
I'd agree with you normally, but everything is shit now
>>63395945
How into Doctor who is he?
Does he actually have time to listen to it? (Long train journey to work, endless free time, etcetera)
Don't get him it if he'll never be able to listen to it, Like buying a Swiss person a boat.
>>63395813
That's because he can't bash him. Could you image how that would look? "Oh the guy writing the show is fucking shit" wouldn't go down very well.
>>63396032
m8 the actors don't have problems with the script just accept it
>>63396013
Well not everyone has friends like you anon
>>63395993
And in the heard of the storm is a tripcunt encouraging cancerous discussion
what a fucking surprise
>>63396025
>How into Doctor who is he?
Obsessive m8. its all i can think of buying him desu
![[Fassing Intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FLoc9Ps.jpg "[Fassing Intensifies].jpg")
>>63395979
You recognized my Epic Meme. Thanks friend! :DIt's to get the point across dumbass
>>63395897
If the Doctor is Big Boss, Clara is Ocelot, who is Miller? Ohila?
>>63395433
Then Clara keeps fucking up his name.
>>63395569
>Wonders if Peter likes his script
>An anon recalls a time when he reportedly didn't
>instantly denies it.
Sure, sources a good, but what does anyone benefit from making this up? adorable.
there were for sure reports last year about it. unfortunately google searches are only pulling up him being dead set against the doctor being a big flirt. I'm gonna keep digging
cheers to the other anon for confirming it's not some thing I dreamed up or some shit.
>>63395904
>>63395933
>Not appreciating Ashildr's sweaty asshole
>>63395993
Dude, your references are out of control, you'll be referencing uncle buck and Matilda next.
>>63396082
I dunno, Kate?
>>63396077
>spews unfunny unoriginal meme shit
>thinks his post successfully conveyed anything other than the above
You're a cunt.
Why /who/?
Why did you let this happen to me?
>>63396103
>>63396069
I would say - take slow steps to better yourself.
Find hobbies you like, and slowly build a friend base from that.
But then I remember that /r9k /is everywhere.
http://www.bookdepository.com/The-Fourth-Doctor--The-Well-Mannered-War---Damaged-Goods/9781781784419
Best bet for some good stories.
>>63396076
Get him the McGann basement collection then.
Also, before you buy anything drop hints to make sure you're not buying him something he has "Jesus, you love Doctor who, I bet you'd fucking listen to it if you could"
>>63396141
I think Kate is shit.
The idea is a nice one - That the Brigs daughter is head of UNIT, but they have written her so boring and inept.
Everytime she appears it's cringe making.
>>63396072
Just living up to expectations anon. Couldn't disappoint you. It's the holidays.
>>63396111
If i can think of one relating in anyway at all to /who/ I would. havent seen Matilda though
>>63396072
Around trips never take kips
>>63396171
No need to get angry anon.
I apologize.
> I don't fucking like music, it's just noise with occasional good sounding bits, but I listened to hours and hours of music to see which I despised the least just to fit in. And I still didn't fit in.
/who/ has been invaded
>>63395800
Waifufags loved it because muh Clala and muh Quasimodo are now practically eternal; the show is now fapfest everlasting
>>63396218
You haven't seen Matilda? You're either too old or too young to be here, m8
>Clara rejoins the Doctor and tells him everything
>They go on more adventures
>She doesn't age any more so they travel for thousands of years
>They end up in the same situation eventually so she erases his memory again
>She vows never to meet him again but then caves in later
>They repeat the entire things hundreds of times over millions of years
>Clara does the same thing that the Timelords did to the Doctor in the confession dial
>>63395433
>Ian attempts to leave but the TARDIS malfunctions and flies away
>Ian realizes he is stuck traveling the universe with two sexy young bisexual girls
>Ian's face when
>>63396014
How do I download this?
>>63396305
>two sexy young bisexual girls
I know Clala is the one sexy young bisexual girl but who is the other?
>>63396310
http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/relative-dimensions-545
>>63395128
what? you're american right?
>>63396305
>'60s who
>weird aliens with weird customs everywhere
>not a single homosexual or minority
Top kek, I like how the been had no problem with everything under the sun unless it was unacceptable to their contemporary standards.
/who/ could any of you write a decent episode of Doctor Who?
*Note* - Not good. Decent.
>>63396409
A single one? Probably.
>>63396409
I honestly believe that I could write one that is better than kill the moon.
>>63396409
Yes.
>>63396284
Another autisthere, I love music, the memetic quality inherent in the lyrics punctuates my life.
Not a day the goes by the someone doesn't say something and it triggers some song i've heard ringing between my ears.
>>63396292
Too old, with a developmental disability I'd reckon. I remember it coming out. I just always thought it a "girls" movie. Uncle Buck I have very fond memories of, and Tone Loc.
>>63396377
God, I wanna fuck her face so bad, knowing she would accept and love it just to have male attention
>>63396409
Yep. I think I could write a pretty decent story.
Likely a 7/10 but I am pretty critical of myself so maybe better.
I can do better than Gatiss, I know that for sure
>>63396488
hu-how old are you?
>>63396525
Sure you can.
>>63396488
I bet I am older than you.
>>63396576
fuck you, I'll start writing it now
>>63396377
>halfling on a stool combing her hair
i once tried to fix the end of time script
couldnt do it
>>63396593
Oh Shit.
Let's go Anon.
How about this: The Doctor and dog the bounty hunter team up to take down Clara and fix the crack she left by not completing her fixed point?
>>63396181
I'm sorry Ken.
Moffat was too powerful for us to stop.
>>63396622
we all tried
it's so broken it needs a total rewrite
>>63396382
It was my understanding the official site is mega.co.nz.
>>63396544
37
>>63396589
Have you sat on your balls yet? How can this be avoided? Are your gray hairs a completely different texture?
>>63396628
*clap clap, clap clap clap*
>>63396576
Oh please.
Are you honestly telling me that the standard of writing nuwho is THAT high? The series that over the last two years have brought you Kill the moon,In the forest of the night,Sleep no more and hell bent?
Come on m8, this isn't Pinter tier stuff we need to compete with.
>>63396645
A common misunderstanding.
>>63396677
anon your story would be love and monsters tier poop and you know it
>>63396644
>>63396639
>>63396622
Well we got time who/vians.
Fix the script
You are decent writers, right?
And there's enough of you guys here so.....
>>63396672
42. No gray hairs. Not a fucking one.
>>63396509
Yes actually
>>63396672
tripfag driving quality discussion as always
They need to be ignored, isolated and generally ridiculed. You never engage with tripfags it just breeds more of them.
>>63396434
>>63396443
>>63396464
>>63396525
I'd like to read you guys' out of curiosity.
>>63396700
we should do a google doc and collaborate on it
we all know it will turn into a mess of shitposting but it'll be fun anyway
>>63396677
C'mon fám.
It's time to let go of fantasy dreams.
>>63396748
Why the fuck not?
Who's got time on their hands?
>>63396644
i was trying to remove the dumb master shit and some other stuff but then I realized its not just one dumb shit the whole episode is pretty dumb so I gave up.
i think there were other RTD scripts out there though
there's also the leaked S8 scripts and officially released S9 scripts for the opening two parter and face the raven. i guess if you hated those episodes you could try and fix them.
>>63396752
I am amazed that you hold the current script standard of a children's tv show so highly that you cant believe its possible that someone on here cant write a half decent script.
Did you not even watch sleep no more?
The fact is with Doctor Who writers it's not how good you are, but who you know and how cheap you are.
>>63396712
Wow, good genetics i guess, I'm starting to get wisps at the temples and in my beard almost like delgado. And they're kinkier and curlier. it's very strange.
>>63396734
>it just breeds more of them.
No anon, When two tripfags love each other very much, they make a wish on a star and a hell of a bird brings that bundle of joy to /who/ and or elsewhere.
Romana when?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bFbwuVqTmKRz2pu13Qaoqrh1a6b0hGYZBqodPZ7BqF0/edit?usp=sharing
I think I did it right
follow the link and we can begin making our own end of time
>>63396832
It's more of the fact that most people here (including us) wouldn't do much better.
Of course, you're more than welcome to pitch a halfway decent idea.
I HAVE MY DICK OUT! WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT, LADS?!
>>63396899
Im not saying that I am the next Robert Holmes, but do I believe that with time and effort I could come up with A story better than most of the dross nuwho comes up with? Sure.
>>63396944
suck on it
>>63396684
When I'm done with the torrent we'll see who misunderstood, fuccboi.
>>63396961
MY MOUTH CAN'T REACH IT! IT'S IN ME HAND! STARTING TO GROW PROPER! WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME?!
Why aren't there any good Big Finish torrents? I want to listen to The Light at the End and The Brink of Death among others
>>63396958
And with that, you've proven that you're a reasonable person.
I know you and everyone here can create a very good script with time. The problem is how many times can it be done?
A writer will inevitably experience a slow burn regarding writing. And it always shows.
so I've been taking a look at the guy who's been conducting/orchestrating the music for the latter half of S9, Alastair King
and he's actually done music for some notable films/tv beforehand
but he also did the music for Shrek so yeah don't know what that tells youwhere's Ben Foster though
>>63396409
Yes.
>bring back Matt
>write something
there.
>>63396944
Put it away, before a hell of a bird swoops by and trys to sharpen it's beak on it.
>>63396944
Jerk off to Ashildr
>>63397038
what
/who/ already fixed end of time
FUCK IT, ABANDON THE END OF TIME REWRITE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX IT
>>63396748
What about Doctor who and the tubberware? Did one of us right that?
>>63397106
http://leethomson.myzen.co.uk/Doctor_Who/Doctor_Who_4x17_-_The_End_of_Time_pt._1.pdf
the script is right here. i'm gonna give it another go because i'm that autistic.
How retarded are the leddit plebs /who/?
I thought I met Maisie Williams once but it was just a halibut.
I will post this every day until Christmas!19 days.
>>63397067
Matt Smith presence just made Doctor Who better overall.
Hope all this contrarian edgy bullshit boner with Capaldi is just a phase the fandom is going through and we get someone closer to Matt.
>>63397039
WHat is this from????????
>>63397196
Series 5 episode 7
"Amy's Choice"
>>63397152
Laughed way harder than I should have at that, show me the upboats it got, I'll fucking die laughing.
>>63397183
i loved matt but how dare you insult capaldi
>>63397183
C'mon bruhAdmit it /who/. You'd smash Gomez and Jenna - hard.
>>63397196
the kevin bishop show.
>>63397228
not insulting, just saying he's overrated and I personally dislike an old doctor.
I need to ask a serious question.
Why did ANYTHING in that last episode have to happen?
Post rare Moffats.
>>63397263
the Doctor's already old anyway what does it matter
>>63397233
I would fuck the ever loving shit out of any of those three people. But top tier is Missy. I bet she can ride gear.
>>63397233
Not that anon but I'd honestly smash Kingston before even thinking about touching Gomez
>>63396944
Cut the filthy thing off
>>63397341
>being this gay
>>63396944
Check its privilege then cut it off so it can't rape
Question, /who/. Say I'm in the middle of shitting a turd the size of a fist. The timelords then freeze me in time and stop all my bodily functions. Does that mean I will be an immortal being with an eternally gaping anus? Or will there be a brown brick lodged in my rectum until the end of time? What's the deal?
>>63397372
Kingston looks better than Gomez m8. Gomez has loose skin fucking everywhere and looks bony and decrepit, much more so than kingston
Let's write series 1 of Clara and Me. It's for adults, like Torchwood.
>>63397422
Kingston looks like Phil Mitchell with hair.
>>63397410
It will permanently be both inside of you, and outside of you in mid defecation, like a hybrid
>>63395128
He's like some kind of
hybrid
JACKIE: I'm in my dressing gown.
DOCTOR: Yes, you are.
JACKIE: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
DOCTOR: Yes, there is.
JACKIE: Well, anything could happen.
DOCTOR: Yes, it could.
The Doctor walks forward and passionately embraces Jackie, her nipples start to harder as his tounge slips further down her throat, he guides his hand down to the seam of her robe and dances his fingers on the waist of her knickers, in one fell swoop he dives his hand into the slick dock awaiting him, Jackie shivers, this is the first man she's been with since the milkman an hour ago, her robe falls off her shoulders as the Doctor begins to suck her nipples that now resemble bullets, Jackie shudders ungracefully as her entire body is overun with that familiar sensation she's come to know and love, after about a minute the Doctor pulls his hand out of her and licks his fingers, Jackie just tie the cord of her dressing gown when
Rose: Right, those things, what's causing them? 'As someone been messin' with the mannequins...? Docta?
Doctor: Mmh, sorry whadaya want Rose?
>>63397486
THIS IS THE ABOMINATION!
>>63397444
Clara and Ashildr slammed the TARDIS door shut, drenched in sweat following a very dangerous encounter with what they assume was some kind of dragon.
Panting, the duo looked into each others eyes, before they started laughing. Ashildr took note of Clara's rosy cheeks, before brushing the thought away.
"I. Need. A shower," Clara panted, removing her top, which was singed with scorch marks.
"Y-Yeah," Ashildr stuttered, before turning away, suddenly uncomfortable. "Me too."
"A little weird, talking about yourself in third person like that," Clara joked. She removed her bra. Ashlidr was somewhat jealous, because while Clara's breasts weren't exactly plump, Ashildr barely had any at all, and would gladly switch with Clara for her squishy, squishy pancakes.
Ashildr timidly removed her own clothes, but kept her distance, avoiding eye contact, as they headed towards the shower room.
"Y'know, you... I see why the Doctor liked you, Clara. I really like traveling with you. It made the wait all the more worth it."
"Yeah, well, nice to have some eye candy this time around." Ashildr blushed.
"Y-You too," she stuttered back. It was too late. Her composure was blown. Through sweat-soaked strands of hair, Clara turned and stared towards Ahsildr. Their eyes met. Their traveling together had built a bond, and their lust for human contact had become instantly overwhelming. Ashildr wanted nothing more than to tackle Clara to the ground, wrap her legs around the woman, a hybrid of flesh, sweat, and love.
Clara stepped towards Ahsildr slowly. Ashildr wanted to step back, but she couldn't. Petrified, but full of lust, she wanted this. She wanted to taste Clara's lips. And explore the rest of her body, more so than exploring the universe itself. Right now, Clara was Ahsildr's universe, and the wait for her was over.
>>63397444
Trips commands, start with a episode title
>>63397474
Honestly don't know who that is.
What was the point of the last episode? Was there really any point to it at all?
>>63397444
>The entire pilot episode is Clara and Ashildr having steaming hot sex and scissoring each other constantly.
>Everytime they look at each other for too long, they race back to the bedroom.
>After Morning sex, Clara wakes up to Ashildr making Eggs and Bacon for her.
>They literally cannot stop fucking
>They spend weekends snuggling in bed and watching Family Feud.
>>63397539
Praise from "fans"
>>63397537
Stop watching shitty British kids shows you burger eating FUCK.
>>63397523
Fuck off you tripcunt apologist
>>63397523
"Monsters and Love"
>>63397581
What, and start watching regular shitty British show with Phil Mitchell in them?
>>63397577
Why cant this be my life.....
>>63397523
"Do Me"
>>63397517
>>63397577
HBO series when???
>>63397611
People who don't watch Eastenders know who Phil Mitchell is here you disgusting hillbilly.
>>63397655
I don't watch EastEnders and I know who he is, he's that guy who sings coming in the air tonight.
>>63397684
Do you like Phil Collins?
>>63397652
If it makes you feel better, Moffat could probably make a Spin off. It's probably the reason why the crazy motherfucker even wrote this ending.
Retcon Clara to being a Time Lady via BS from the TARDIS (give her a new actress), and we're good to go.
Maize would probably down.
>>63397655
>is here
Here where faggot?
>>63397715
Who the fuck's he?
>>63397577
>tfw they will never invite you to have hot steamy sex with them
>>63397727
The United Isles of Britbongistan of course.
>>63397717
Problem is, neither of them can age in-universe, sooooooo.
>>63397523
Episode 1 is The Harem. The Diner has stopped on an alien planet because Me knows someone who might be able to help them with the chameleon circuit. Meanwhile, Clara gets recruited into a club for sadomasochism, master/slave, and bondage.
Reminder that Hell Bent was good tier and you're all blinded with rage over clara getting a tardis
>>63397717
It's pretty clear that Moffat is in love with Jenna and wants the Clara character to live. The past few Doctor Who series have basically been his loveletter to her. I'm sure he's hoping to create a spin off now so he can 'work' with her some more.
>ashildr and Clara get a spin off by popular demand
>literally no lesbianism whatsoever
You know it will happen, lads.
>>63397324
The way she plays Missy I'd love to play her sub for a night.
>>63397784
No, they're more angry about the black woman.
>>63397770
>bongs expect americans to know who a character in a shitty British soap opera is
Fucking bongs
>>63397812
That's even more ridiculous to be mad about
ABANDON THE FUCKING THREAD /WHO/RES THE RETARDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM
>>63397824
fuck off
>>63397775
Fuck it. Make them both Time Ladies.
Clara as a Time Lady renders her "death" null-and-void as she was supposed to be 86'd as a human, not a Time Lady. Regenerate into a new actress before the series begins.
As for Ashildr? Wimbly-Wobbly Timey Wimey. You underestimate the power of Retconning.
As much of a disgrace that episode was to what it should have been, I find peace in knowing the Clara bullshit is done and Gollum will never be used again due to aging like milk.
>>63397715
He's not my favorite trailer park boy.
>>63397784
>Reminder that Hell Bent was good tier
Your mother must be so disappointed in you
>>63397784
I'm angry about Rassilon being shit.
>>63397842
>acknowledging you're retarded
kek
>>63397798
>It's pretty clear that Moffat is in love with Jenna and wants the Clara character to live. The past few Doctor Who series have basically been his loveletter to her. I'm sure he's hoping to create a spin off now so he can 'work' with her some more.
I always wondered about that.
Moffat is approaching new levels of creepiness.
Just get another woman to play Clara you horny old fucker. There's no need for this shit.
>>63397850
>Clara becomes a time lady
>in order to do so she has to leave what's left of her humanity behind
>residual humanity becomes a spiteful evil Clara
>time lady Clara sends her alter ego back to the raven
>timeline is repaired
>time lady Clara regenerates into River Song
You've got it all wrong
Hell Bent was a comedy episode
Why else would webm related have happened? It's fucking hilariously bad
Episode 2 is Safe Word. Me and Clara escape from the harem and help their friend become the new mistress.
Episode 3 is The Agency. The Time Agency infiltrates the Diner and tries to steal it while Me and Clara search for an alien artifact.
>>63397942
This is some Valeyard shit.
All very good until the last line.
Moffat's OC needs to die as soon as possible. Nothing against Kingston as an actress, but my GOD her character is insufferable at times.
>>63394922
Victoria isofficial hottest companion
>>63397850
>Clara as a Time Lady renders her "death" null-and-void as she was supposed to be 86'd as a human, not a Time Lady. Regenerate into a new actress before the series begins.
Nope, no amount of exposure to the Time Vortex is gonna keep the Raven from getting that soul.and Clara being frozen in time means the Vortex's effects can't do anything anyway.
>>63398002
>Episode 3 is The Agency. The Time Agency infiltrates the Diner and tries to steal it while Me and Clara search for an alien artifact.
This actually sounds like a fun episode.
Moffat, I know you're lurking. Listen to this man.
>>63398002
Episode 4, "The Hybrid"
The artifact is an alien two-sided dildo based on two different alien species. The hybrid was the dildo all along, and to celebrate, Me and Clara use it vigorously.
Torchwood season 5 with Clardis & Me when?
>>63398037
>Implying.
I dunno man, I think >>63397942 has the right idea.
With the current state of progressiveness, how mad would people be if the doctor regenerated into a black man?
>>63398075
>Threesome with Jack
I'm in.
>>63398085
That's more fanfictiony than Hell Bent.
>mfw
>>63398073
>>63398128
When what?
>>63398128
JUST
>>63398147
Moffat
>>63398135
hey HEY
This is a FAMILY restaurant.
So the Doctor is half Human again?
>>63398233
>mfw Moffat is pitching "Clara and Me" Right now.
>mfw the Executives love it for being so progressive
>mfw They let Capaldi be the Doctor for life as a result.
>mfw A Black Man and a White Woman get their own Time Lord spin-off.
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