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ITT: Rare Brendans
Bamp
>>63291747
>>63291696
>>63291631
Need more of these bump
today is his birthday, did you all wish him a happy bday on his imdb? :)
>>63291801
We still love u ChamCham
>>63291696
>>63291814
Cmon guys, we want him back. Dont do this to him ;_;
>>63291631
Super rare Brendan
today is also ChamCham's birthday.
totally a coincidence, though
>it's a reddit thread
>>63293547
Hi Afton!
>>63293533
KEK
>>63293533
no that aint right
that cant be him
that guy still has money on his bank account
>>63291829
>>63291631
Hehe...meme.
JEST
>>63291696
fucking lost
brendan isn't looking good
>>63291631
who fucking did this fucking shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA9zqWdMt0g
These threads were comfy
I hope we don't forget brendan's birthday next year
>>63294466
You're right, I bet he doesn't even goes to the bank anymore on fear of being sucked by the black hole that's his account balance.
>>63293533
holy fuck i'm dying
>>63293533
Holy shit kek
>>63300810
Is that Sir Ian? What movie?
>>63300840
Best BF movie. Gods and Monsters.its homo
>>63300833
he needs to keep that wig on
>>63300941
how you know it wig?
>>63294293
>And why should your haircuts be unfit for my halls? Come, fuck my shit up.
>>63300833
I bet he only reason Fraser picked Texas Rising - beside the paycheck :^) was that he got to wear a wig like that. Probably wore it off set, and just said he was method acting.
>>63291631
guys, I dont think Brendan will be with us much longer
>>63301563
sauce?
It's me, Ankh Su Namun.
I've come into this thread because I can resurrect Brendan's career. However, only those with the power to achieve three repeating digits can decide Brendan's fate.
>>63301800
I will do it for brendan
>>63301800
roll for brendan
>>63301800
UNJUST
>>63301800
888
>>63301800
UNFUCK
HIS
SHIT
>>63301887
>887
JUST
>>63301887
>887
it was not meant to be
>>63301800
Poor Brendan >>63301887
>>63301887
>1 off
>>63301887
IM SORRY BRENDAN I TRIED
Can we start making James Deen JUSTS? I'm pretty sure he's worse off than Brendan Fraser now.
>>63301800
UNFUCK his shit up senpai
>>63301969
reroll
>>63301938
Fuck that kike. JUST edits would be great though.
>>63291631
SAVE BRENDAN
>>63301800
Can't haze the Frase
>No AT-AT walker Brendan
I'm rolling trips to further curse brenden
May his alimony be unending and eternal
>>63301938
He literally gets paid a shit ton of money to have sex with some of the hottest women in the world.
I'm sure it's not as glamorous as it sounds, but I literally don't give a shit. There's a lot of whores coming out saying he's a piece of shit. If that's actually the way he acts, then he deserves everything he gets. He'll still be okay, he's literally been in every porn ever made, so he has to have a shit ton of money.
>>63301800
pls
>>63302111
WINRAR.
Brendan's getting his career back
>>63302107
Yeah because we all know whores are the best form of character witness.
>>63302111
beautiful
>>63302111
GOD BLESS YOU ANON
>>63302107
Yeah, I don't give a shit about him either. I just think it would be funny if someone put the hair on him. Tons of companies are cutting ties with him.
We did it bros...we did it.
>>63302246
TOO FUCKING BRIGHT ANON what the FUCK are you DOING
>>63302111
Yes power of the trips unJUST Brenden!
>>63293533
shit made me laugh then that laugh turned to a sad sound
how someone get so ug op
>>63302100
fuck hahaha
Are there any Nick Cage JUST's? he literally has at least one movie in each netflix section with like 2 stars
>>63302111
afton btfo
he didn't unjust so good
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/brendan-fraser-broke-alimony-injury/
>The Mummy star, who has requested that his annual $900,000 alimony payment to ex-wife Afton Smith be slashed, wrecked his back while trying to free a tree that fell on his Connecticut home when Hurricane Sandy hit the east coast.
Holy shit the guy can't catch a break. First his career, then his bank, then his fucking house.
>>63302473
He's literally made of money, and in spite of his piles of shit movies has some good ones as well.
Like adam sandler's horrible career and movies, he's still made of money.
Cham Cham's life and career are FUCKED
>>63301800
>>63302111
capt' for excellence.
Here's how to save brendan. If afton were to disappear, so would all of brendan's problems. And there's one man that's perfect for the job
>>63291881
Holy shit kek
>Brendan Phaser bread
>no nail in hand
fixed it for ya ;)
>>63291631
He can spread these lips and dive right in.
>>63293533
IS THIS HIM ! ! ! !? ? ? ?
>>63302925
newfag here, can you briefly explain what happened to brendan?
>>63303291
>>63303378
divorce, alimony, then a meeting with gino
you JUST know
>>63303529
I don't think i'll ever understand his hair
With so much trouble with The Ali-mo-ny
It's kinda hard bein' Brendan F-r-a-zee
and somehow someway
My wife keeps fuckin up my shit like every single day
May I
keep a lil something for me (nah)
Then make it all end Oh please, (ooh)
/tv/ in mournin and the JUST folder dumpin
cuz Brendan's alone
My wife got Tyrone in the living room gettin' it on and he ain't leavin till 6 in the mornin'
So what you gon do
I got fucked up hair and my dentist do too
I fucked up my life and didn't know
JUST (just what) never trust a ho
Nice guys get trounced by this
JUST's up, hoes down while you Mummyfuckers bounce to this
Trollin all the neets
Postin Brendo
Hollywood’s JUSTs & Jews
(FADE BLACK)
I LOST MY MIND CUZ OF 'MONY
AND THE 'MONY TOOK MY MIND
Happy birthday Brendy I love you!
>>63303385
Lel that file name
>>63303722
>>63303378
>>63302111
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Someone on Facebook got upset that I was posting happy birthday to Brendan. They also thought the pictures were real and I was making fun of his looks.
>>63300833
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW AFTON IS EVIL
>>63303802
Eventually some anon is going to try and assassinate his ex wife just to get him out of alimony.
>>63301800
By the power of GETs, I proclaim this movie to be the savior of Brendan's career!
>>63303802
>obviously a social outcast
>memeing on fb
>pirate fb skin
>no likes
Lmao kill self you fucking loser
BASED BRENDAN: Master Hebrew! I take it Afton has been destroyed then
JUDGE GOLDBERGSTEINBLATBERG: In the name of the County Court of Los Angeles, you are under arrest
BASED BRENDAN: Are you threatening me Honorable Judge
JUDGE GOLDBERGSTEINBLATBERG: Justice will decide your fate
BASED BRENDAN: I am JUSTice
JUDGE GOLDBERGSTEINBLATBERG: Not yet
Based Brendan: So, it's alimony then. AUGHHUUUUUUGHHHGGHUH
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
>>63304016
wow
I completely forgot that this band existed
>>63301938
>>63301992
>>63302107
What happened to this faggot?
>>63303889
>gets ego boost when people like post on internet site
>>63302948
You need to add >>63301887 tho for maximum dramatic affect
>>63304164
Weird fb is fuggin fun, senpai.
how is thechamcham doing?
>>63301900
This is the glazed stupor of a frog eyed lobotomite that's about to have its stupid grapefruit head stomped into mush with hobnailed combat boots. This is the final contortion it's dumb fucking mug makes before whatever brain remains in that sunken head leaks out it's ears.
I legitimately love the Mummy movies, Brendan Fraser was basically my Indiana Jones in those movies, as I didn't see Indiana until I move countries.
>>63304155
Stoya was ass blasted that her career is dying off while her ex-boyfriends was flourishing and went to twitter to talk about that time he raped her yet she never called the police and still won't file a claim.
>>63293533
>banco sabadell
Fucking catalanes man
>>63301887
>HEELP MEEE
>>63304016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI&index
>>63304301
who hurt you
>>63304492
prob a bong tourist
>>63301938
There's no true end for rapists until they get caught.
That's the gift of rape.
If 444, Brendan shall be alimony and JUST forever.
>>63305444
What have you done.
>>63305444
DELETE THIS
>>63305488
Nice dubs.
>>63305488
Wait what
>>63305488
how the fuck
>>63304415
>hurr durr internet contrarianism
You first character attack doesn't even make sense. Her career is fine. She's not even 30 yet and not a meth head. Pornstars don't have dying careers otherwise.
There's nothing to "report" to the police. Police aren't magic. She says he didn't obey the safe word, not that he jumped her from an alley while she was walking home. Why do so many faggots on the Internet not have basic reading and critical thinking skills?
>>63305488
Hol' up.
>>63305444
>>63305488
mates... what's going on HERE
GRANDMAS GONNA FREAK!!
>>63305517
>Porn whore defense army
/tv/ is below even reddit m'lady tier now, incredible.
>Please give women the ability to destroy people with 0 proof, I want to be c
>>63305488
what the FUCK
>>63305517
>Why do so many faggots on the Internet not have basic reading and critical thinking skills?
Critical thinking?
Try critically thinking about the wording of her tweet
>whenever I hear him mentioned I can't keep it secret anymore
>Whenever I hear him mentioned
Cut and dry jealousy, her wording straight up says the "rape" was fine enough to not mention, until he keeps getting talked about.
>>63305488
Wicked 88, can I borrow it?
>>63305488
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>63302107
>hottest women in the world
biggest skanks? yes. hottest women? baka desu
>>63305570
Not, yet Sheev.
>>63305565
>James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword.
"I can't for the life of me figure out this sentence implies that they agreed to have sex beforehand and it got out of control. Why didn't she just go to the police to accuse the man she agreed to have sex with of having sex with her with a rape kit or something?!?"
- some idiot on the Internet that can't read
>Cut and dry jealousy
>jealousy
What the fuck is this? Manlet defense force?
>>63305667
Missed opportunity
>the hands
you just knoww
If Brendan gets his career back will you go see his new movies and how much alimoney will he have to pay out to that evil bitch?
Are you all so pathetic that you make fun of a famous movie star ?
>>63305731
He is not gay.
>>63305731
If I pull that mask off will you be a big guy for me?
>>63305696
I stopped him with a holy 7. Don't worry family, I got you. Triple sixes mean bad things if they end up in Brendan threads.
What the fuck is this thread.
>>63305811
Uno Farto @3:17
>>63305777
Hm.
JUST
This thread is reaching critical mass.
>>63305932
The ex-wife keeps it all.
>>63303575
It's incomprehensible
>>63305932
no problem
>>>/r9k/
>>63296389
Did you really download the same image six times, Anon?
can't faze the fraze
>be brendan fraser
>everyone calls you ''Brandon Frasier''
http://desustorage.org/a/thread/134321375/#134321375
/a/fton'd
>>63305488
what the hell
>>63293533
lmao it fell perfectly on the bottom just to spray that shit all over his face
>>63301800
By all that is JUST, liberate him from his burdens.
>>63293533
he's scrambling for those coins that fell on the ground ahhaha
>>63305488
what the fucjk
>>63305777
ayy
>>63293533
you fucking killed me, man
>>63301800
Biopic about washed out actor.
He gets an oscar and his ex-wife dies on a carcrash before the money from the studio arrives.
Interviews everywhere and brendan and he gets simpathy from everyone
Gets called to be on the next marvel movie and the success of this film serves to launch a new Mummy trilogy.
>>63300781
>implying he'll make it another 20 years
>>63301800
UnJUST him!
>>63301887
IT NEVER ENDS
>>63302107
He's also the guy who was complaining women refuse to fuck niggers in porn.
Fuck him.
>>63305444
holy shit
>>63305757
Brendan please don't listen to these hotheads. Get well soon, big guy.
>>63303385
True words for that filename
>>63305777
Mary mother of God
>>63293533
JUST
>>63295179
/veddit/ crossposters GTFO.
>>63305444
fuck
you
ITT: We write a letter to Brendan Fraser one word at a time. I'll start.
JUST
>>63311606
FUCK
>>63311621
MY BIRTHDAY CARD
redditors not knowing about the dub script
rofl
>>63305444
damn you man, we almost saved him
>>63305777
DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN
>>63304016
>EDIT: I have got about 3000 comments saying "this song is called bring me to life" I know it's called bring me to life but when i made this video everyone was calling it wake me up inside so I will not fix the name. Deal with it.
>>63293533
Looks like the guy timed the beer tho, weird
>>63311863
CAPPUCCINO
>>63311973
UP.
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