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IMHO this is one of the funniest shows to come out in recent years. Love all the


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IMHO this is one of the funniest shows to come out in recent years. Love all the characters and the blonde chick is the prettiest girl in Hollywood right now with a perfect body. I'm surprised this isn't more popular on /tv/
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>tonnes of panty in the first episode
>no panties thereafter
dropped
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>>63231706
We at least get a decent amount of conversation when the new episodes air.
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> swn physically and verbally abuse you
;_;
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>>63231706
yepp, pretty good.

best line
>"The Radwells make our beds, and we lie in them. We lie in them with our creepy, neckbrace, scoliosis wives."

only 3 more episode left.
Is it renewed for a second season yet?
I like the anthology concept.
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>>63231706
>its a denise doesnt have a single scene episode
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>>63231706
nice shill
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[Shannel number 5 is the red devil.]
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>>63231875
Comfy SQ thread, oh hell yea
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SHILL MY SHIT UP FÄM
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>>63231894
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>>63231938
is Channel #5 the one with the body of a 40 years old woman?
RD looks pretty fit to me.
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>>63231938
They show her with the rest of the girls in the preview for tonight though so it can't be her.
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>>63232043
Is it even confirmed that the other RD has to be a girl?
no one but Dean Munsch ever said this and she always lies.
Maybe there is even a third killer now
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>>63231706
>IMHO this is one of the funniest shows to come out in recent years. Love all the characters and the blonde chick is the prettiest girl in Hollywood right now with a perfect body. I'm surprised this isn't more popular on /tv/
that's because you're a faggot
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The earmuff girl grew on me. I wouldn't mind her being my girlfriend. She would be those really mean girlfriends who boss you around but has a heart of gold and truly cares about you.
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Shannel number 5 was in the kitchen whipping up aligator, and spam salad when sudenly the turkey was switched out for a human head. Shannel number 5 also brought in food to make the alligator spam salad because denise says there are never ingredients in kappa to make meals. When Shannel number 5 brought in her groceries the human head was snuck in among the alligator meat most likely kiddo.
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>>63232201
the fat chancel is really kinky, I like it
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I agree OP.

There are 4 red devils.

Pete is the red devil and Boone is also because he is gay for Pete. Gigi approves of the red devil shit. And the other red devil I'm not sure of.
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>>63232254
>Pete
most likely, the amount of information he dig up last episode was crazy.
He definitely knows more than he tells the others
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>>63232234

how what was with the red devil in the back of her car chasing after her? I feel like no matter who it is it will be illogical
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Shannel number 5 definetly snuck the head into the kitchen, and switched the turkey with it, so she Shannel number 5 is either the red devil or working for the red devil. Kiddo.
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>>63232343
this guy gets it
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>>63231706
What if she took the forearm hair comment to heart and devised a cute little outfit with a classy white sleeveless dress and those fancy shoulder length gloves in the next episode, but forgot that she didn't shave her armpits since the season began.
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Shannel number 5 definetly snuck the head into the kitchen, and switched it out with the turkey. Shanel number 5 is either the red devil, or working for the red devil kiddo.
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>>63232343
>>63232234
>>63232006
>>63231938
It's Chanel, you illiterate gash.

CHANEL.

C-H-A-N-E-L. One L, no extra N's, no friggin ampersand in the middle of it. It's not a difficult word.
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>>63231977
hot desu
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Kind of F'd up to kill your own brother like that. Also what triggered the red devil to behead that chick. Also why is the security lady still alive, jesus just kill her already.
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>>63232534
From American Horror Story, the other show by this guy
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>>63232502
I apologize , Chanel. You look lovely today.
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>>63231977
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>>63232479
much better
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>>63232638
hester is best girl desu
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>>63232681
but her poo belly
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>>63231706
>the blonde chick is the prettiest girl in Hollywood right now with a perfect body
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Well?
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>>63232716
Yeah she looks great, she should shave and wax less though.
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>>63232638
>>63232681
She is pretty gross, the least deserving to be in the house. How did she even get into the sorority?
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>>63232735
She seems like she's only saying that to set you up so that the jocks can make fun of you later.
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>>63232821
shes thick, and the whole intense crazy girl thing is hot as fuck
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>>63232821
Dean Munsch, forced them to take in all these freaks.
Chanel sees her as a valuable assest and uses her now.
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>>63232821
She is better than deaf taylor swift(was this a tranny?) and the candle chick
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>>63232735
No. I want to get to know you. I want us to become friends first and than build a loving relationship around that. I will never take advantage of you and make sure we take everything slow. How about this friday I'll pick you up and we will get Dinner and see a show?

That's how you talk to a woman, gentlemen. ;^)
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>>63232844
Hot.
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>>63232735
what season of ahs is this?
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>>63232788
Don't suppose you have that high-res photo where you can see her moustache, do you?
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>>63232735
I'd probably start crying and jizz myself at the same time.
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>>63232932
It's from a movie called The Art of Getting By
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>>63232502
They're all poor, they have no idea about men's scents, let alone women's.
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>Prettiest girl in Hollywood.

Nigga, she isn't even the best Emma.
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>>63233016
Why are you pretending to be krager?
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>>63231706
>tfw emma will never both physically and emotionally abuse you
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>>63232966
I don't think so, sorry. If anyone does, please post!
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>>63233016
dumb frogposter
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>>63233069
she definitley enjoys it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2366343/Emma-Roberts-arrested-domestic-violence-boyfriend-Evan-Peters-leaving-actor-bloody-nose-bite-mark.html
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>>63233070
that's photoshopped right hehehe

right?
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>>63233105
> bite mark
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>>63233070
wait what lol
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>the blonde chick
>literally all the girls are blonde besides the darkie and two old bitches
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Why does Carrie Fisher's daughter looks like she's in her mid-30s already?
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>>63233070
I don't believe this wasn't tampered with. She is a blonde so she would have blonde body hair like my gf which is a lot but not noticeable or disgusting like dark body hair.
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>>63233143
I don't know about that pic
But you should look for her arm and eye brows to have a better understanding of her hair color

she may not be that blonde or a blonde at all
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>>63233016

Wish her agent got her in better movies though.
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I am sad that Gigi is dead

>>63233137
Didn't know that Chanel #5 is Carrie Fisher's daughter, weird.
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>>63233070
the one I was thinking of was more like this
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>>63233143
she isn't blonde
have a old family pic
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>>63233137
>>63233229
>her name is Billie Lourd

ew
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>>63233070
Have some fuzzy sideburns instead.
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>>63233262
>23 years old
ouch
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>>63233247
Wow. I have that same thing where your eyebrows attach to your hair from the side. Is there a name for that? I'm a guy , but I don't think females should have that.
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>>63233296
>Lourd's character, a rich and disaffected sorority girl known as Chanel No. 3, wears earmuffs in every scene as an homage to Fisher's iconic "cinnamon buns" hairstyle from the original Star Wars film.[5][6]
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>>63233333
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>>63233247
>>63233290
right on
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>>63233254
Do you think having Eric Roberts for a dad is the best thing in the world or the worst thing in the world?
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>>63233333
fuck you
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>>63233247
Not bad, I'd love to see some more pics of her happy trail though. I think she almost always has it waxed or shaved, it's only visible in that one set.

This pic you posted also has nice plucked unibrow hairs growing back, that's so sexy.
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>>63233333
o-ooga booga
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>>63233381
Best thing.
He supports his family by getting regular work.
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>>63233247
Might have been this one actually
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>>63233247
what is this hair gene? is she part armenian or something?

if you're rich,can't you get your eyebrows plucked or waxed into shape? i do tweezers on my monobrow and i am an ugly man
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>>63231706

Get off 4chan Emma Roberts and start picking better projects!
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>>63233381
Well he's a really good entryway into the creepier side of the Hollywood gay lobby, which she seems to be getting a lot of money and roles from so...
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>>63233381
I don't know, people post in the comments to the article >>63233105 that she picked up her bad behaviour from him. he isn't a little innocent.
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>>63233333
Get wasted
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>>63233435
Well you're obviously a faggot.
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>>63233418
>by getting regular work.

The dude does more work than all the sweatshops in china.
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hhhnnnnnggggg
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>>63233068
I am the real Krager, different trip.
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>>63233555
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>>63233555
nice full housse
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>>63233555
She is a goddess
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>>63233446
rude
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>From the fag who made Glee

Yeah, I'm not watching.
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>>63233070
She needs a full body wax.
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>>63233623
You need to fuck off.
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post the coven webm already
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>>63233619
She was a fat little chipmunk here , wasn't she
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>>63233619
from what show/movie was this again?
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>>63233657
It's Kind of a Funny Story.

The funny story is the guy who wrote it went on to jump off a roof and kill himself.
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Just 8 minutes til new episode guys :D
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>>63233623
the last thing she needs is disgusting negroid pilosity
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>>63233595
More like this
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>>63233623
She needs a full body licking.
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>>63234014
This guy knows whats up.
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Stop darkening Emma's pictures and making her body hair stand out
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>>63234014
This.
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>>63233801
lol, thanks , thought it was palo alto after some googleing.
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Did you get BLACKED on Friday?
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here we go

>the greatest nonchaneloween holiday
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>>63233070
>>63233247
>>63234109
Never really paid attention to her before but this set is pure hnnnnnnng.
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>whale watching

heh
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>>63233984

>>63234014
what about the stinky parts?
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>Based Chanel keking the holiday shoppers
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>>63234079
Dude, fuck off, she already waxed her arms once because of fucks like you complaining. It's beautiful and she should leave it alone.
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we cannibalism soon
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>>63234145
PALE
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Chanel #5 getting fatter each episode
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trap thread? trap thread
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>>63234162
oops, too small
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>>63234162
If by stinky you mean her feet then YES
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Breslin is best girl
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>>63234201
It's thanksgiving, she can't just not eat.
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>perfect body
>literally a hungry fridge
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Grace is bae
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>>63234109
imagine how hairy the top of her ass crack must be
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>>63234231
This senpai. #5 is high test as fuck.
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>>63234145
>tfw have to wait for the download tomorrow
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inb4 Denise Hemphill becomes a real cop
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This is actually a fear of mine. Pretty scary tbqh
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>>63234311
there is actually a twitter/instagram pic from her in a police unfirom on set
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So none of the Chanel's are the killer
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>>63234231
>>63234281
Agreed to the max.

>>63234177
Also this. I love that Emma has a naturally hairy body that she lets fly on most occasion.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>63234382
Except for #4
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pls kill this black security
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>its a denise episode
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oh Denise you slay me
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Chanel was gonna go full Boromir
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>>63234162
Especially the stinky parts.
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>>63234382
everyone on the show has been attacked by now, could still be one.
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>>63234444
Your quads slay me.
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>mfw it ends up being pete or the father
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I bet the killer is Pete. And there will be a joke about him making out with his sister.
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>>63234499
>implying it isn't zayday williams
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So who is the Protagonist?
Is it Chanel #1 or Grace? I feel like it's Grace ,yet Chanel gets way more screen time.
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>grace isn't wearing a hat
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>it's a Chanel plots to murder someone episode
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>>63234525
It has to be a girl
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>it's a grace gives an overly sappy speech episode
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She does have a big ass head though.
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>>63234585
do you even pll?

They could go the trans route
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>>63234568
CHAD
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tfw Grace finally becomes likeable and bae
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>hester and grace becoming friends with chanel
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Poor Chad.
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>>63234585
Nah son. Sleepaway Camp ending coming.
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>>63234568
Channel, Grace is probably the killer
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>>63234585
It's Chanel #2.
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Did she call her Pumpkin head because she has that german square face? haha holy shit
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Anyone got a stream?
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>>63234620
Grace is bae
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>>63234638
She's on the painkillers.
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>>63234666
i love her face. also, decent trips
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>it's a Chanel #2 makes a camo episode
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Any pics of her armpit stubble?
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>>63234638
maybe it was the orange hair and black eyeliner
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Grace has a very masculine jaw, not cute.
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"My sorta hot, sorta girlfriend Chanel."
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>>63234719
>he likes weak jaws and chins

reported
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>>63231706

She looks like Colbie Smulders mixed with my dad
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>It's a Chad, Denise and Chanel episode
Thank you based Murphy
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Chad Radwell about to end Pete.
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I'll kill you so hard you will die to death.
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>>63234756
Small pebbles.
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If Chad dies I'm dropping this shit
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>>63234719
bae is Grace
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>Best actress
>Best filmography
>Best looks
>Best personality
>Best cuddling (she's the smallest Emma @ 5'1.)

Best Emma overall, end of discussion.
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>>63234783
>Dropping a show the episode before the finale
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>Kinect
>awesome
Boone was crazy
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>>63234820
>liking womanlets
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>>63234820
i can only even think of two other emmas and they dont even come close to this one
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what happened to webm bro?

i haven't seen new webms in weeks.
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>>63234820
Also the youngest of the emmas
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>>63234842
She is like a hotter , non-amazon woman taylor swift
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>>63234857
He was murdered to death
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it's going to be a version of that scene from the princess bride?
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>>63234828
BASED CHAD
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>>63234857
Present.
I've had a whole bunch of shit on my plate, anon.
Plus there haven't been any good moments really to pick.

I'll do something with tonight's episode.
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Grace is dead she drank poison
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doesnt pufferfish only imitate death by paralysis and slowing down your lungs?
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>>63234941
you can die if you ingest enough, but it takes a while
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>>63234941
Like how boone "died"
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>>63234960
And Chanel #2.
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Grace fucks Pete in the ass
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okay pete is 100% one of the killers
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Grace is awfully eager to murder the Dean...
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>slate.com

what an insufferable sjw that faggot is
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Grace is the virgin so she has to be the hero
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jlaw looking horrible
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>if you kill them you will become just like them
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>>63235020
It's the small details that really make the show good
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>It's a lets just go silver linings playbook but with jlaw as the main character episode
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>>63235038
>>63235071
That movie will flop harder than Chanel with an arrow in her shoulder.
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>>63234820
Wild Child
It's kind of a funny story
Adult World
We're the Millers
Palo Alto

It checks out
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>>63235071
It's actually an alternative American hustle with j law as the main character
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Jack Sparrow all up in Chad Radwell's ass.
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There is no one better than Chad Radwell.
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>>63234820
>best cuddling
>skeleton

spoken like a true virgin
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This plot line sucks because we learned a long ass time ago it wasn't the dean
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>Jack Skellington
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Jack Skellington ? Is that because she has that german square face?
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>>63235134
no need to state the obvi anon
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>>63235140
I like tiny skinny chicks, deal with it
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>Jack Skellington

Her insults are brilliant, lol.
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>the dads the killer
>that means the dad killed his son Boone in the name of revenge
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That cute girl from 1995 killed herself.
:(
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>>63235173
YES
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>>63235161
the point is the girls becoming willing to kill. not whether or not the dean is the killer
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This scene

hngggggggggg
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This playlist gag is fucking great
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>Teenage sex results in killer children
Well fuck.
I need to make a few phone calls.
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Black chick dead.
Screen cap this
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>its a character is coincidentally unkillable episode
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>>63235184
cant get tight without muscle,

lrn2human anatomy virgin
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It's T2, Chanel.
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FUCKING LEL
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Dean is literally the devil
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>bitch popsicle
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INFUCKINGVINCIBLE
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>it's a Fallout 4 reference episode
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>chanel #5 not showing feet

literally dropped
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Imagine being Emma Roberts and having to say "Damn Jamie Lee Curtis you still got it"
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>>63235325
there are dozens of references each week to random shit.
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>>63233555
I came.
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no pete!
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Pete's dead
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That phone call was a red herring.
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>>63231706
I can tell by that screencap that it's a show that people from Tumblr like. It's probably a semi-supernatural show, and she's in a group of about four women, and they go around being modern indenpendant strong womyn doing supernatural shit (only ever making hot guys lose their shirt or something - never putting out a house on fire or something) and sometimes their you-go-gurl attitude backfires on them and they argue with each other, and this screencap is an instance of that. Isn't she from AHS? I didn't know she was in another tv show desu
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its a fakeout

also dean is a cyborg
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THIS IS HORSE SHIT. HE CANT BE THE KILLER
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>>63235399
nigga how high are you right now
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>>63235399
totally spot on, you sure are an expert on this type of stuff.
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I have the same phone
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Who else googled Dr Giggles
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>>63231706
I'm sorry but I don't like shows about spoiled brat millenials. Your generation is just too juvenile and sheltered to be interesting.
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I'm a Samsung guy, but that doesn't mean I enjoy getting beat over the head with product placement every 3 minutes.
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>chanel 5 will never sit her fat ass on your face and suffocate you
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Skyler Samuels is the hottest.

/thread
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DUDE PRODUCT PLACEMENT LMAO
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>>63235498

I also own an Edge, I thought it was funny it it's shameless hokey nature

>But I like the phone I already have
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>>63235432
yes

>>63235445
what can i say? i'm a genious
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So how are they gonna explain the red devil costume in pete's closet since he can't be the killer?

Was it just the one he wore as a joke earlier?
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>>63235488
that's nice, i'm sure there's a Matlock rerun somewhere you can watch.
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>>63232343
She was also planted in the sorority by Gigi.
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>>63232716
She looks like a butterface who would be nobody if she wasn't related to Julia Roberts.
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>>63235521
hes the school mascot
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Drown that bitch
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>>63235514
I didn't get the edge.
I just don't trust a case to stay on and for the glass not to shatter.
I got the regular one.
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>>63235521
He's the killer
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Are they going to fuck?
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>>63231977

Shit shit shit. Where is this from.
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>>63235521
He was the 2nd devil at the mall but hasn't been a killer the whole time.
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>>63235527
Matlock? Is that the best you can come up with? Christ you millenialfags are even too fucking dumb to come up with original insults.
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>>63231706
>haha depravity is so funny!

You epitomize the downfall of scholarly and thoughtful media. It is shows like this one that unconditionally execute any prospective optimism I have for America or humanity as an aggregate. The palpabilty that folk can find such déclassé material engrossing or even poignant is doubtlessly staggering - truly an exhibit of just how deranged this present-day sphere has metamorphosed into.

Positively, a substance which to lament on.
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Alright guys.
WebM bro reporting in.
Any requests?
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>no girl will every say that to you
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>>63234909
that last scene with chanel storming through the doors, sitting down and cracking her knuckles would be awesome
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>>63232716
Sure, use the least attractive photo of her.

>implying you wouldn't empty your bank account to fuck her
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FUCK THIS SHOW FOR LYING TO ME
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>2 hour finale

M U H

D
I
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>two hours

tybcr
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Ok , Great thread /tv/. See you all next week
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>>63235627
palpability*
retard
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reminder if chad or denise die we riot
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>>63235628
Channel shopping at the beginning
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>>63235644
Sure thing anon.
I'll do it as soon as the video is at my disposal.
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>2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
>2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
>2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
>2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
>2-hour finale next week at 8 PM
2-hour finale next week at 8 PM

Don't be late, anons.
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>>63235717
Meh.
I don't like Denise.

>>63235726
Sure.
>>
>that pool scene
I appreciate them giving Emma a scene where she can actually act
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>>63235763
>I don't like Denise.
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Before we all fly away can someone post the baneposting edit?
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shes literally too pure for this world
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>>63235784
It's Niecy Nash.
She just annoys the fuck out of me.
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>>63235734
thanks m8.

angry kitten emma is best emma
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Pete deserves to tap that grace ass. I'd be disappointed if he dies before he could.
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>>63235628
Grace Chanel team up scenes it grace and Pete scenes
>>
So we know Pete can't be the killer so who is it

>Grace is literally bae and the virgin can't ever be the bad guy in horror so it's not her

>All of the known living Chanels were attacked while shopping

>Dean is likely the real devil and can't be the killer for other reasons

>Only girls left are the two black girls

So it has to be one of the blacks? Or an undead Chanel?
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>>63235915
>undead Chanel
Funny you would say that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScreamQueensTV/comments/3pn4p2/chanel_2_theory/
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>>63235915
It's the dad
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>>63235795
objectively
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>>63235915
i think it will end up being grace specifically because of the whole virgin, least suspected thing

there will almost certainly be a shocking scene where she kills pete
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>>63235953
It has to be a girl m80
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>>63235942
Interesting with the phone thing. I kinda want to rewatch that scene now.
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>>63235942
I couldn't get very far into that terribly written explanation. Can I get a summary?
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>>63235915
dead deaf taylor swift
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>>63235978
That would make me sad desu
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>>63236049
Skip to the part where he says
>now let's look for proof
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>>63236049
>>63236048
That's cool. It's implied that Chanel 2 and RD(boone) have been texting. On RD phone you can see text log, the scene where he "kills" chanel 2/
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>>63236049
chanel #1 is the bathtub baby and she orchestrated her death and made it as public as possible(tweeting it/haunted house display) to get people to believe shes truly dead and nobody would suspect her
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>>63236205
Fuck.
Does that change everything?

>>63236235
>Chanel #2
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>>63236235
my bad meant chanel 2
>>
So how would they explain the Ouiji board thing if Ari isn't dead? A dream?
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>>63236205
How does her texting Boone prove anything? Would it be impossible for her to have his number otherwise?
>>
>>63236296
Ouiji boards work because of micro movements in the arm muscles that are undetectable to the person.

Watch Penn and Teller's BS on it.

As for the dream sequence with her having knowledge of the plot to kill Chanel, the theory states that she's just lurking around the house.
I guess that would explain how the killer ALWAYS seems to be able to work conversations into the killings.
>toilet paper and whatnot
>>
>>63236358
There's just no reason for it to be there though.
Look how long it took us to notice the texts. We're at the episode before the finale.

It's just subtle enough to miss but still have been there all along.
>>
>>63236296
its chanel dreaming

theres no outright supernatural shit like ghosts in the show

chanel 2 also works because we the audience dont think about her since she was killed off so early
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>you will never have a friend like chad
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>>63236433
She does wake up after the exchange.
How the fuck didn't we see this?
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>>63236433
>theres no outright supernatural shit

The Dean still being alive after poison and freezing isn't exactly grounded in reality. I swear she's actually a ghost or something (but not the killer)
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>>63236422
It would be kind of disappointing if the killer was someone who was hardly in the show but it probably won't be the black girl. Oh well
>>
>>63236541
inside help from one of the chanels
>>
Whoever the killer is, there's probably going to be huge plothole around it. There's no way they can actually come up with a good twist that makes sense.
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>>63236567
Let's be honest, any of the characters being the killer would be disappointing because "WHY WASN'T IT THIS PERSON?!?"

At least with Chanel #2 we'd have something that took this campy show and made it interesting.
Remember this guy made AHS too, so bluntness isn't his strong suit.
There's something we're missing and I think we just found it.
>>
>>63236656
Find a plothole in Chanel #2 being the Red Devil.
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>>63236659
The unknown killer has been kinda tall tho. Should that just be passed off as they obviously aren't putting Ariana grande in the costume and don't give a fuck about heights?
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>>63236684
She's dead
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>>63236756
just like boone was dead
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>>63236756
And we met her parents and they weren't Gigi
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>>63236728
Slasher movies do that all the time.
Look at Scream. The killer is always the same height even when it's Emma and a nerd who are the killers.

They just get a bodyactor for the baddie.
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>>63236778
Boone died and became Joaquin Phoenix
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>>63236788
Yeah but if a detail like the text messages is thought of you think they would think about the body size of the killer
>>
>>63236855
Well, Nick Jonas is only 5'9".
He doesn't exactly fit the frame of the killer.
>>
>>63236875
5'9" would look big next to all these small bitches but I'm just assuming they put some random guy in the costume and didn't think about it
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>>63236855
Ari is only 5 foot tall.
That'd kinda give it away if the killer was that short.
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>Chanel has enough money to buy everyone pink Jeeps
>can't afford confident security guards other than an amateur cop who can't even use a gun
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>>63236500
uh, anyone that refers to Chad Radwell as "chad" doesn't deserve it anyway.

you're clearly NOT Dickey Dollar Scholar material.
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>>63236912
Guy's name is Riley Schmidt.
He was a bodyactor in AHS too so yeah.
Probably didn't even cross their minds.
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>>63236948
She actually liked that everybody was getting murdered so there was no reason for her to try too hard
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>>63236973
BASED CHAD BEST CHARACTER ON TV CURRENTLY
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I'll be disappointed if it isn't Chanel #2 now.
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>>63237240
I'm just gonna be mad if it turns out to be a guy and they lied to us the whole time
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>>63237309
Same here.
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>>63237309
check your cis privilege

If it's a guy they are going the trans route, I guarantee it.
>>
>>63237467
That would be such a cop out. No hint at all for transgender bs then just drop it on us like that
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>>63237467
I don't see Murphy doing that.
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see you next week
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Is this show South Park tier? It's honestly up there with it.
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>>63237565
>it's a sign
You bet your fucking ass.
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>>63235325
Explain
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>>63235839
>inb4
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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