>you will never ask a 16 year old Natalie Portman if she is an angel, making her smile and saying she is glad to have met you
She only acted like that because of Darth Bings.
oh gosh
I'M A PERSON AND MY NAME IS HERSHLAG
>>63228407
>tfw I only now realize that the love interest of the prequels was a princess just as in the originals
POETRY
>>63228407
You think Hershlag spun around Ani's weiner during the honeymoon?
>>63228407
>george_lucas_listens_and_smirks.jpg
>ywn
How did Anakin know what an angel is?
Don't worry, Autismpedia has you covered family
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Diathim
>>63228407
>tfw I will never put a 16 year old Natalie Hershlag in a doggy position, take her womanhood by my rights as a man then throw her screaming into a oven.
>mfw
>>63232363
>planet lego
yes i will
>>63233127
I'm sorry that was rude. Would you prefer being shot first to avoid the agony? If I do that. I have to use your mouth aswell.
>>63233072
Fucking hell 4chan can be scary sometimes.
>>63228407
Did you know her real surname is Naberrie?
>>63233255
How about this then:
Tell me where your qt Ashkenazi girl friends are hiding and I "might" hypothetically cross your name off the list and send you to work at the manor house as a half jew on your paternal side only allowing you to continue working in the Reich. That'll be nice. No pain, no beatings, no rapes. Just simple servititude in the womens quarters until operations cease here at the labour camp.
How does that sound?
>>63233515
They're all in LA :3
>>63233072
>tfw blonde white guy with german heritage really into jew girls
>tfw current gf has said she'd want to do holocaust RP
>>63233609
It's very common.
>>63233567
Rare Hershlag
>>63233644
I would appreciate more rare NatNat's
>>63233567
How very witty. Is that your final answer?
>>63228407
she was 14 though
>tfw you will never join a glorious Natalie society
who NatSoc here?
>>63233689
No, it's my final solution.
>>63233724
Prove it.
>tfw will never achieve my sexy jewish princess
>>63233889
the movie finished filming a little after her 15th birthday
>>63232336
damn, thats good acting
>>63232363
If Angels exist in Star Wars, does also the devil?
>>63234007
>acting
See >>63233292
>>63234033
Cute!
>>63234062
You think thats not acting and she is really attracted to Thors actor?
>>63234126
Wouldn't you be?
>>63234033
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63233609
plz post pic of gf
i just want to know the taste
>>63231771
Who was the han and chewie
I know when they got older the age difference wasn't a big deal, but the age difference when they met was so big that a romance wasn't really on my radar.
Why didn't George make Anakin older? Like around her age? Even by doing that the whole "he's too old to train" shit would've made more sense.
>>63234548
She was 16.
It's like snuggling up to your babysitter watching a movie, no big deal.
>>63233945
Impossible. Filming started June 26, 1997. Portman was born June 9, 1981.
>>63234548
>>63234734
>>63233724
portman was 16 padme was 14
>>63228407
>angel
>brown hair
>>63234791
Why in the fuck did Naboo have a 14 year old girl as a monarch?
>>63235180
Probably the same reasons it's happened throughout history in real life.
>>63235248
but Naboo elects their monarchs
>>63228407
Yes, but at what cost?
But on a deeper level, why do Lucas and Spielberg always insist on having a child in their movies for the audience to focus on, Phantom, Jurassic Everything, Indiana and the Temple of Doom, ET, etc.
Star Wars 4 and Indy 1 had no children. Imagine if young Anakin was a sixteen year old gearhead rebel without a cause. It would make more sense and the romance would be less creepy.
But the man-children must have their children viewpoints.
Why?
>>63235403
Everyone was at one point was a kid or is a kid. Thus they are instantly relatable. (The same reason there are so few elderly leading roles.)
Parents can take their kids and have someone the kids can project themselves onto. Just covering bases.
We also have a natural instinct to worry about and protect children, so it raises the intensity.
>>63235595
i dont know about you but as a kid i never once "related" to other kids in movies
the interesting characters are the ones that people think about and pretend to be when they are kids
how about you take a poll of how many kids played as boba fett vs the asian kid in indiana?
children relating to other children in movies is an old person meme
>you will never rape a 16 Natalie Portman
suicide watch 2bh f4m
>>63233126
That's an I, as in pronounced Eye-EE-Go
>>63234061
Learn a book you stupid idiot they aren't real angels they're just winged humanoids
>>63235711
Data from Goonies was my role model for a while.
>>63235403
>>63235595
>>63235711
I was 10 when Star Wars came out and I identified with Luke with no problem, as a teen I identified with Indiana Jones. Wesley in Star Trek NG was a little younger than me and I found him annoying.
I agree that children needing children to identify with is just a crutch.
>ywn blast your midichlorian count all over her face
>>63228407
I want to lick her poop and butthole.
>>63233264
Hola reddit!
I can't hate the phantom menace because it gave me my first willy tingle
>>63233609
greentext pls
>>63233264
Fucking kill yourself.
