How about that new episode of Supergirl guys?Worst fucking tornado EVER.
>>63218210
she's hot, any lewds?
>>63218896
>>63219097
TIGHT
>>63218854
Is this show a problematic comedy?
>>63218896
full penetration pics in the fappening dump. look them up. she's a real hooer.
>tfw currently living in denial, knowing someone's gonna say she's Ashkenazi. pls don't
Is this show garbage or nah?
>>63219870
It is.
Not as bad as Gotham though
Jessica Jones
>girl gets fucked by black dude in episode 1
Supergirl
>loves big black dick
Brendan Fraser's wife
>loves big black dick
What does all this mean?
>>63219097
>people talk shit about that arrow chick for having the same fucking body type as this
>>63219870
It's 9/10 at best
>>63219910
>>63220106
So garbage or nah?
>>63219913
Sounds like /pol/ ruined TV for you.
It's ok, I can't watch sense8 because gays and trannies disgust me
>>63220264
>So garbage or nah?
It's ok if superheroes are kind of your thing. She's too cute.
>>63219990
Arrow literally has the best looking cast of any show I've seen on a while.
Everyone on that show is attractive.
>>63218210
At this point I'm just watching this show to see how low they can go.
Each episode it manages to get noticeably more retarded. It's almost a little impressive.
>>63220289
I like superheroes.
Just was scared about it being a empowering feminist circle jerk
>>63218210
>not cooking, cleaning or fugging the benis
How exactly is she super?
>>63220338
It is. But without the empowering part.
>>63220355
pls don't be true.
Also
>Netflix when
Which superheroine is the best at fighting the worst enemy of all, patriarchy?
-Supergirl
-Jessica Jones
-Ayy Lmao from Gotham
>>63218854
oh my god its so fucking awful how is this even fucking possible
>>63220338
The only feminist in the show is Cat Grant and she's always portrayed as a bitch.
Supergirl is just a qt3.1416 100% of the time.
>>63218854
I feel like they got conned by the production staff at some point. There' is just no possible way the costume designs, make up, and effects can be this bad with the budget they have for this show. Some one has to be in five star hotel on the companies dime laughing at every episode that come out.
>>63220398
It is. If you know anything at all about the characters, don't watch this shit. It was made by and for people who have no idea about any of it to serve as a vehicle for an extreme feminist agenda.
It's only wearing the superhero guise for the sake of playing into the current pop culture fads and maximizing potential viewers.
>>63220484
>The only feminist in the show is Cat Grant
>>63220398
they said lets take super man and make her a woman. and thats the origin of this fucking show. It is nothing like super girls origin at all its just clark kent as a woman, so instead of a news paper she works at a fashion mag
>>63219097
what a fucking whore
>>63220558
pls don't insult superman like that. They took his basic outline for a character and then made it an inept feminazi
>>63220617
my bad, but super girl is a fucking character why just make her female super man, they wanted to show she was not super man and her own character by having her live a similar life?
>>63220617
>superman
>>63220558
>super man
Don't you mean "the big guy"?
>>63220662
no I mean her cousin *wink
>>63218210
>its a DC Cringe thread
>>63220662
>They don't even get the nickname right
It's big blue. Jesus christ...
Speaking of how shitty this show is, have literally any of the "villains" survived so far? I'm pretty sure she's killed everyone.
>mfw the only thing she knows about red tornado at the end is that he's "become sentient" (what an asspull that was) and then she immediately murders him
What the fuck is even going on? Was it because he looked like a male? It's a fucking superhero character for fuck's sake.
>>63220725
>le company wars
insecure marvel shill pls go
This episode was hilarious
>>63220799
Wait this is footage from the actual show?
What the fuck?
>>63220799
Wow, this looks like pure shit.
>>63219097
How does she pluck her superhair and trim her supernails?
>>63220901
Jesus christ what the fuck?
Just stop
>>63220799
this cannot be real. this is some nigerian parody shit right?
>>63220799
Is he shooting missile fingers at her?
>>63220901
lmao, so glad i didnt watch this weeks
>>63220901
good old hologram switcheroo
>>63220484
Post more qt webms
>>63220799
am I watching a first year film students youtube channel?
>you know I never really noticed Clark having to get his rage on
>well because hes a man, girls are taught to smile and keep it on the inside
>well its not like black men are encouraged to be angry in public
now THIS is tumblr
>people actually watch this
i find this legitimately hilarious, have i finally gone beyond the cynicism horizon?
>>63221011
Yeah, he's fucking SUPERman.
>mfw they actually implied that he of all people has never had to show restraint
>>63221011
That whole conversation was bewildering, suddenly only women have pent up rage issues? Pshaw!!
>>63220895
Why with her super tweezers of course
>>63221011
when she took her glasses off I thought she was going to get him to punch her in the face lmao
>>63221064
Greatest speech ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etPYl1OQoqk
>>63221082
>it's always MEN who go crazy behind the wheel!
>>63220799
>>63220901
SO I TOLD THE NETWORK TO RENEW THIS GARBAGE AND THEY DID. ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>63218854
Why is she chocking herself?
>>63221113
>I can never let loose in case I hurt someone
>punches bad guy through half a dozen sky scrapers
Man of Property Damage
>>63221179
She likes it apparently
>>63221113
Darkseid really knows how to fuck with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0pcChyV6o4
>>63221179
makes her cum harder
>>63220895
in the cartoon clark uses his laser vision to shave by bouncing it off a mirror, so I guess that
>>63221243
>>63221211
This has been the only decent fight in the series so far.
>>63220975
I got you pham
>>63221282
Live Wire's was actually kind of fun
>>63220799
Is this supposed to be Vision?
>>63221313
shut up you mean girl
Holy shit how does a show this bad even get aired
>>63221286
>LOOK honey, it's Supe...OK my daughter is staring at her ass. Time to talk to Spiderman.
OK guys time to do a comparison and it's a bit unfair but CBS has more money than CW so fuck it.
This is how Supergirl stops a tornado
>>63221313
That's pretty dope. I remember seeing her on the animated series of Superman.
>>63221286
Ew.
>>63221203
Well duh, he wasn't holding back anymore THAT'S THE POINT.
>>63221357
she probably should've put on some goggles or something
>>63221357
>literally ripping off the far more successful male oriented superhero show
It's just sad at this point.
>>63221286
gf/10
Then we got how the Flash does it. My biggest issue is you can't see fuckall of what's going on in Supergirl's in comparison it's a big grey mess besides her dumb face
>>63221357
Flash did it better
>she's wearing the New 52 version of the costume without the huge red kotex pad
show needs more upkirt shots
Every girl you like has at some point, fantasized about gagging on BIG BLACK DICK. Blacks are the alpha males of this world, and the female insticts to breed awaken when they see BBC
Even Supergirl and Jessica Jones love BBC
>>63221357
Fly, Kara, fly
>>63221445
That's because the people making the Flash series actually try to make an entertaining superhero show while the one's making supergirl just want a couple of cosplayers to stand around spouting gradeschool dialogue about how great feminism is.
>>63221488
Chaim pls
>>63221486
Agreed, she has great thighs.
>>63221357
>>63221011
This is actual dialogue from the show?
>>63220901
>>63220799
These are actually clips from the show?
People actually watch this trash?
>>63221488
prolly. thank god they come to their senses and go for guys that can hold a job.
that said a luke cage/iron fist heroes for hire show would be dope
>>63221488
This is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUtGLLyxl4
>>63221445
>>63221357
Just look at the difference in the cyclones.
Seriously, I need to know where the money is going in Supergirls supposedly huge budget.
>>63220901
>>63220799
>>63218854
Is this supposed to be red fucking tornado?
>>63221235
I can;t remember if it's at the end of the series or if there was another Darkseid episode inbetween but there's a point where they meet and he says
>If I had known just one human's death would bring you such misery I'd have killed more.
>>63221445
Bazinga.
>>63220901
There are films from 90s with better effects. This is fucking hilarious.
>>63221590
Like I said, that's the Flash pilot, all in on the money there, but CBS said they spent 14 million on episode 1.
Man fuck you, who is cooking the books over there.
>>63221604
That was after he got brainwashed to serve Darkseid yeah, also has the most Pyrrhic victory ever
>I am many things Kryptonian. Here, I am God.
>>63220901
>super sentient robot is tricked by a hologram
>>63221592
Yes.
All capeshit shows pull stupid, laughable shit like this.
>BUT IT'S FUN
no it isn´t
>>63221563
It makes me sad to admit that I really wish death on all of those people except the little girl.
>>63221563
>>63221563
>>63221563
Whiteboys in this thread just died
>>63221604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTECNKpZAM4
>>63221683
Actually at that point T O morrow was remote controlling with his brain, still, pretty dumb.
>>63221705
>no it isn´t
>says the guy saving webms so he can join in on discussions and let everyone know how much his opinion matters
:^)
>>63221715
Not really. Trash sticks with trash. Poor little girl, though.
>>63221592
early version i hope
he gain sentience a second before he was destroyed so i hope the beta scientist had another more streamlined version hooked up somewhere else
>>63221663
Even though they wanted to do one last season I thought that was a great end. Superman lost on several levels. I wish more stories ended that way.
>>63221739
It's a fool's errand to try and open the eyes of capeshit watchers as you just proved but i have nothing better else to do.
>>63221779
>hope
>for this show
>>63221271
Doesn't he need a supermirror?
>>63221800
Well he did stop Darkseid's invasion so there was that, but at the same time lost the trust of the people while mind whammyed.
judging by justice League though he won it back eventually.
>>63221816
>nothing better else to do.
okay.
>>63218854
>AAAAAAH HELP ME CLARK HE'S GOT A RED ARM
>>63221563
>LaTasha - Stacey let him beat on her kids u know that nigga givin her that mangingo dick doe - 5 Likes
>>63221286
flabby/10
would not mate with
>>63221864
It's alright though, you can still watch your capeshit and enjoy being a retard.
>>63220901
>it's a hologram
>>63221889
u 2
>ok in this scene REALLY bulge your eyes out!
>>63221983
she is so fucking hot
>>63220799
>97% on RottenTomatoes
Did the network pay off the critics or are the critics trying to be "hip" and "progressive"?
>>63222003
>babbys first skirt shot
How's highschool these days?
I've debated trying to watch this show on mute just to fap to SuperQT, but from the look of these webms, even without sound the show might still be awful enough to keep me from getting a boner.
>>63222051
>RT
>Reliable critics
Haha. Silly goose.
>>63221983
Why didn't she just blasted him with her heat vision?
Who else wants a overpowered girlfriend who still acts nice and gently?
>>63219097
>>63220484
This makes me want to watch the show.
>>63218210
>>63218854
>>63220799
>>63220901
This is so so bad it's kinda good, just to laugh at. But probably couldn't handle whole episode.
>>63222058
>blonde
>pale
She's hot senpai.
>>63222157
Your standards are quite low.
Nothing wrong with that though. It's good that you know your place.
>>63222157
i wish i was rich so i could have perfect teeth
how much do you think those fangs cost
>>63220799
Why is she punching explosion?
>>63221816
>open the eyes of capeshit watchers
You think really highly of yourself, huh?
>>63222085
I know they're extremely unreliable but it's bewildering that they've sunk this low.
>>63222187
shark, SHARK SHAAAAAAAARK!!
>>63222186
>Melissa Benoist isn't hot
Muhammad pls go
>>63222156
>This is so so bad it's kinda good,
I wish people would stop spouting these retarded utterances.
There is no such thing as "so bad it's good". There is only "I am afraid to admit I have shitty taste and awful standards so I'll try to play it off as something it isn't."
>>63221211
>shitty fire effects
>the fucking pipe bends
what the fuck?
>>63222106
>fucking your superpowered gf
>when she orgasms her vaginal muscles crush your cock
>>63222051
I don't even have to read the reviews to know what the critics are probably saying. It's probably something about how the awful fight choreography, terrible special effects, and clunky dialogue don't matter because the overall message of the show is so positive and heart-warming. And probably something about how it's okay that the product is so woefully inadequate as a whole because "it's so fun!"
Or some shit like that
>>63222213
It really isn't after the ratings they've given over the past 10 years.
>>63222246
>use heat vision to weld my penis onto pelvis again
no problems mate
>>63222106
She will never gently try's to have sex with you with out breaking you.
>>63222213
How?
>Hey let's chuck the potentially well reasoned and properly thought out reviews in with the overwhelming shitheap of bullshit spewed by the majority and call it an aggregated result. That will lend credence to our scores!
>>63222093
She's really inexperienced.
>>63222246
just have to master the pull out method
>>63222249
>the overall message of the show is so positive and heart-warming
>All men are pigs except when they play into our delusions
>>63222207
Hard not to, when I'm dealing with manchildren that probably collect toys too.
>>63222328
See now, those are the type of shoulders that you can massage for hours.
>>63222312
>>63222093
Oh don't worry, she did get ready for ACTING!
>>63221705
>Michael Ironside's face
>"What the fuck am I doing....Why am I even here?"
He deserves better, god dammit!
>>63222328
hmmm
>>63222386
don't worry it was his first and last appearance, he played a pretty scummy asshole there too.
>>63222375
This looks terrible.
>>63222375
>kara! its sentient!
>immediately savagely destroys it
KARA OF MURDER
>>63222446
>guy drops his bluetooth dongle
>quick glance at the computer screen
OH NO THE FUCKING ROBOT HAS BECOME SELF AWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, how Red Tornado...works....always kind of confused me as a kid.
>>63222226
The phrase "so bad it's good" is kinda misleading. There are different types of bad. There are shows/movies that are so bad they make you physically sick at how terrible they are or even angry that such a steaming piece of shit was allowed to be made. And then there is the so-called "so bad it's good" stuff. This stuff is bad, but not to the point where it offends you. It's just dumb garbage that's fun to laugh at. It's not necessarily good, but a good time can be had making fun of it.
Of course it's all completely subjective. A certain individual may consider a show/movie terrible to the point of making them angry while another person may see that same thing as "so bad it's good"
>>63222469
He's no Hawkman but yeah, it's an android possessed by some intergalactic wind spirit
>>63218854
this is making my pee pee hard
>>63222375
Ok I'm going to get flak for this but i think that looks really good and she is really selling it.
>>63222473
>dumb garbage that's fun to laugh at
I stand by my assertion that this is just doublespeak for "I have no taste", but I can appreciate your opinion on the matter.
>>63221313
>it's actually s01e04
Why are you being mean?
>>63222328
It disappoints me that the network forces her to wear clothes. She looks much better naked.
>>63222517
Actually it isn't, they aired 5 before episode 4 because 4 was about bombings and it was to air like 2 days after the Paris shit, so they aired episode 5 instead
>>63222512
having no taste would imply they legitimately like it
for example I watch the walking dead every week just to laugh at it, I dont think its good
>>63218854
This reminds me a bit of hercules/xena and all the goofy expressions they used to make.
>>63222375
>Those shitty quick cuts to "le dying planet" in a hamfisted attempt to tug at people's heartstrings
>>63222562
>I watch the walking dead every week
For shame.
>>63222562
That's pretty tasteless, brotendo.
>>63218854
>>63220799
I can't believe adult human beings watch this crap.
did Man of Murder appeared in this show? i saw a webm yesterday but i cant remember well, i was drunk as fuck
>>63221170
10/10 post
>>63222469
He created the tornado that killed Kevin Costner in Man of Steel.
>>63222664
he turned up to save kara from some guy that was kicking her useless ass but his back was to the camera and it was only for a split second so you dont see his face
>>63222664
Yup
>>63222375
he moves like the qwop guy
>>63222556
ah.
I tried to google it and imdb lists it as 4.
>>63222664
>i was drunk as fuck
>>>/reddit/
>>63222695
C-CLARK HELP! HES GOT ENERGY BLASTS!
>>63222695
good, that's it all for Man of Murder? does he appear in another ep?
>>63222875
Just in the 1st episode when he finds Kara's escape shuttle, they never show his face.
oh he also congratulated her via text message for beating Reactron, something he never did.
>>63220799
>>63220901
is this show a secret embezzling scam? this is worse than syfy channel shit
>>63220799
i've always thought that flying on camera has always looked fake as fuck but this shit is definitely the worst i've seen. shit looks like a middle school peter pan production
i half expect a cable to snap and supergirl hang sideways, struggling to use her tvguide's daytime outstanding actress nominee tier acting skills to make it seem like that was supposed to happen
>>63222695
Well this girl gets her ass handed to her quite a lot.
>>63222556
>>63221313
Livewire is the only thing the show's done right so far
not even the character who became Livewire, just Livewire as the villain
>>63223034
she was sassy as fuck, lori Petty would be proud.
>>63223023
>>63223023
why is this webm so fucking short? Post the full thing you fucking faggot what's your problem
>>63221705
That was pretty cool.
Worst part of this episode? Red Tornado's hand had been torn off by Kara during the field test but when it reappeared it had both hands and it is NEVER fucking brought up at all, probably the biggest clue that Morrow was behind it all.
>>63222695
>he just lets the guy go
Hmm, Clark?
>>63223328
He's a man, dummy. They are big and dumb and can't do anything but punch their problems away.
>>63221834
He uses a reflective piece of material that was part of the spaceship he arrived in as a child.
So yes. It is a super-mirror.
>>63223328
He had to check on Kara's precious widdle owchies
>>63223328
It's like when your dad made you fight a dog as a kid. He didn't want it to kill you so he'd step in but he didn't want to win the fight for you so after you caught your breath he let it go again so you could beat it.
>>63223328
Nigga needed to super check his super privilege after stepping in like that.
>>63223394
you mean touch her up in her sleep
>>63223405
>It's like when your dad made you fight a dog as a kid.
is this how white people raise their children?
>>63223490
>able to spread thick labias with a single tongue
>>63223533
Not to the death or anything, just enough to learn some life lessons.
>>63223563
that you can abuse your kids and get away with it?
>>63220958
Dude niggerain shit has higher production values...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
>>63220799
Watch this.
Now think of all the good shows that got cancelled.
Now realize there is a conspiracy to keep people as stupid and pleb as possible.
>>63221146
That got me. They talk, text, put their makeup and drink their frapachinos while driving... Fuck this shit.
>>63223601
it's a bonding experience between a man and his son and their dog
All this hero shit is like power rangers for the current GEN...like cmon guys these hero shows all have shitty CGI.I much rather cartoons
>>63220799
Okay, the effects are pretty bad, but I dig that Red Tornado is getting love.
>>63222644
you tell me I can't masturbate to this?
who do you think you are?
>>63222469
Why do so many robots in comics just look like regular human beings in costume? Robots don't have muscle tone.
>>63224073
Manchild please
>>63224984
He's an android not a robot
>>63222695
>Super Girl is floored by an energy blast and brought to the brink of death.
> Super Man descends like an angel from on high and proceeds to act like the same blast doesn't even tickle.
Feminist writers really are pretty inconsistent. I mean, this scene pretty much renders her pointless by showing that there's a male who's able to dominate in areas where she can't even begin to compete. And yet they'll throw in a load of ham-fisted nods towards equality for the Tumblr crowd, and these idiots will lap it up in an attempt to seem as PC as possible.
Third wave feminism really is ass backwards.
>>63221357
holy shit that's literally the same plot device flash has in the pilot
>>63225012
To be fair, live action superhero shows are just as childish as cartoons.
>>63224984
Easier to draw a human form than mechanical body that wont be scrutinized for it's functionality several times a page for however many pages an issue along with other characters and background every month.
>>63225165
That's how Superman or Thor or whoever fuck superhero ever deals with tornados.
>>63222375
That's a big mouth
>>63225399
Thor just says 'stop'
>>63225452
>>63225399
Superman just blows it out like a candle.
>>63220901
this is power rangers tier
>>63225449
for you
>>63225452
If it is a natural tornado he does but if it isn't he usually flies into it and swings mjolnir counter-clockwise or whatever
>>63225483
No, Superman literally does exactly what Flash and Supergirl did.
Post her sister pls
>>63225554
No, you're dumb and wrong. Don't talk to me, sperg.
>>63218854
Its so pathetic. They are too scared to show her being actually chocked, save the sjws screaming about rape triggering.
>>63221563
>"Black guys always always always have a bigger dick"
>>63225597
I know what I'm talking about and you're just cramping my style faggot bitch
>>63225619
Fuck you, nigger!
>>63222375
>that shot where the camera zooms past her shoulder
??
>>63222446
>MAAM OF MURDER
>>63221705
>he just froze light
>they realize Hank might be evil
>cuts to him walking through the base
>they have already shown twice that he is an alien with glowing red eyes when hes alone
>think to myself how stupid it would be if he just suddenly flashed his eyes red IN A CROWDED ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE WHOS JOB IT IS TO HUNT ALIENS just for the benefit of the retarded target audience realizing hes under suspicion
>actually groan out loud as if in severe pain when they do do that
>>63221563
These people are cool as hell.
#BBC4LIFE!
>>63225916
Yeah that was pretty bad and they won't stop doing it either.
And you just know he won't actually be evil and he tried to save Mr Danvers or some shit.
This show literally looks like a porn parody
>>63221705
>that vid
new level of dumb
>>63225916
Heh, do do
>>63221563
Bravo amerikeks
>>63225998
I don't know which one of you to be more ashamed of.
why are all the women on this show so hot
sister danvers is smoking hot
jimmy's gf is stupid hot
auntie astra is insanely hot
supergirl is pretty qt
even ally mcbeal was hot some time before electricity
the show would be more believable if they had at least 1 ugly girl
>>63221494
kek
>>63226389
Why are you complaining you fucking faggot? It's literally the only reason anyone watches this pile of shit
>>63219990
Most of the women on Arrow/flash/supergirl have this kind of body.
>>63221705
I'm convinced this is writers trolling.
>>63221705
This is called : the rule of cool
>>63221563
this is staged as hell lol
This show is poopoo
Who the fuck keeps making threads about this garbage
>>63222157
Let me guess Jewish
>>63220901
its a hologram
you can see the clotches move with the wind
>fucking retarded
>>63218210
>>63218854
>>63220799
>that fucking tornado
>>63218210
>>63218854
>>63220799
>>63220901
>>63221211
>>63221983
What is it with Kryptonians and tornados?
>>63228355
Who doesn't enjoy a good blow-job?
>>63226015
>Happy American
>Posts photo of an Aussie on a fat pride show
>>63221113
His speech doesn't explain why he kept getting his ass knocked down with electrical shocks and punches throughout the series.
