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Is it true (canon) that Yoda would NOT win in a fight against Vader?
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Why do you post an empty thread faggot
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>>63194774
To have a truly decent discussion the time would have to be before 1990. Sadly, it isn't.
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Yes, the force is used for knowledge and defense, never to attack, so if Vader got the jump on Yoda somehow he could physically overpower him for sure. Yoda would have seen it coming probably weeks previously though so I doubt you could really sneak up on him.
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>>63194774
Vader have over 20 000 midichlorians, even master Yoda doesn't have thet high count
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I'll put my money on the seven foot cyborg over the rock-flinging goblin
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Reminder that Yoda is voiced by the same man as Ms. Piggy.
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>>63196492
He sounds more like Grover desu
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>>63196549
Frank Oz voices many muppets.
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How was Luke able to become a Jedi master after a few months or a couple of years training at most? That always annoys me, it completely undermines the ideas of devotion, patience and understanding that are supposed to be central to learning the ways of the force. It also makes the other force using characters look pathetic in comparison, as they've all been training for years, decades or centuries.
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>>63196646
he was the actual chosen one
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>>63196353

But size matters not.
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>>63196691
Found the kek
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>>63196646
SS+GOMAD
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>>63196646
He wasn't a jedi master in RotJ. I don't know if he was really that powerful at all. His main accomplishment is pummeling a eighty year old man into submission, and being electrocuted by Sheev.
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While Vader was a dangerous combatant, his main advantage came from raw strength due to his robotic limbs. His control of the force was weakened due to him losing so much of his body (nothing to do with midichlorians, he was just a mess physically and mentally).

Most of his great battles were exadurated by the Emperor to inspire fear. The Emperor hated Vader due to how weak and troubled he'd become, his suit was too old and essential to upgrade, his limbs were slow and heavy, and he was in constant pain and discomfort due to the pressure suit and cybernetic implants that kept him alive.

He spend most of his time in that chamber, where we could remove his helmet and limbs and just be alone.

EU Vader is such a tragic character.
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Vader > Sheev (end of RotJ)
Yoda = Sheev (end of RotS)
Therefore, Vader > Yoda
Simple maths
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Yoda lost to Dooku (Dooku only fucked off because the clones were coming)

Anakin beat Dooku

Yoda lost to Sheev "the Senate" "Darth Sidious" "The Emperor" Palpatine

Vader beat Sheev

Darth Vader > Yoda
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>>63196802
>implying Vader didn't die as a result of his injuries from like 4 seconds of Sheev electrocuting him.

Vader = Sheev
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xwing > death star
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>>63196802
So in order to win, Vader has to chuck Yoda down into a pit?
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>>63196492
So that is why Yoda sounds like Cookie monster(especially on first meeting with Luke)
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>>63196802
Only because he took Sheev by surprise. Without that advantage Sheev would've fried him.
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>>63196646
High ppm of midichlorians in blood from father
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>>63196802
>Yoda = Sheev (end of RotS)

No, Sheev kicked the shit out of Yoda. It wasn't even close. Yoda was limping off in defeat while Palatine was laughing triumphantly, with Yoda having completely failed to stop him from becoming emperor. That is not a tie.
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>>63196874

Yeah. He has to yank the puppet out of Frank Oz's hand and throw the fucking thing.
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>>63196836
Yoda only lost to Dooku because he was distracted by the fight when Dooku used the unconscious Anakin to get an upper hand. Because Anakin had JUST LOST to Dooku. So yeah, Anakin killed Dooku in the end, but he lost two him twice before. Yoda was dealing with him just fine before he had to save Anakin's life.

Also, Vader didn't beat sheev. He grabbed him and chucked him down a pit while he was distracted torturing Luke. head to head, he would have been thrashed.
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>>63196960
Now it wasn't They fought to a standstill until Yoda fell. Yoda knew he couldn't beat Sheev, and that more guards would come the longer they fought, so he fled instead. They were pretty much equal though.
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>>63196706
Rippletits pls go
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>>63196724
this, he's "strong with the force" due to his genetics but he's far from being a jedi let alone master. He can't keep his emotions at bay for more than two minutes during any fight.
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>>63197017
>Yoda lost to Doku

Yoda didn't lose to Doku in the first place, Doku just escaped and he even had to pull out a cheap ass trick to manage to escape.
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>Episode III
Yoda would've beaten Vader with or without his injuries
Based Sheev would've beaten Obi-Wan

>OT
>Yoda would be on par with Vader
>Based Sheev would be able to defeat Yoda AND Obi-Wan
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>>63197058
Here's a breakdown of the fight:

Yoda walks in with the element of surprise, gets zapped hard and flung against a wall
Palpatine gets pushed over his table, lands pretty gently
They bounce lightsabers for a while, mandatory in prequel fights
Palpatine chucks the senate at Yoda, eventually yoda is able to throw one single senate seat back
Yoda loses his lightsaber
Big explosion, yoda falls and hurts himself like an uncoordinated old puppet, while Sheev effortlessly catches himself and gets up a few seconds later

Sheev laughs triumphantly, having never been hurt, while Yoda limps away in pain from the powerful lightning blast and falling several stories

yeah, sheev one, deal with it
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>>63196646
He was trained off screen
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>>63196787
why did he want to kill sheev and take over the empire then?
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>>63194774
this thing says Vader wins
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>>63196646
After blowing up the Death Star luke had enough experience points to immediately buy up a level of Jedi Knight and Jedi Master at the same time. He already had enough levels in the Ace Pilot prestige class so he qualified
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>>63196151
>Yoda would have seen it coming probably weeks previously though so I doubt you could really sneak up on him.

Yeah, because he totally saw Sheev operating as the most powerful sith ever in the same city, right?
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>>63196151
>never to attack
if you can never use the force to attack then what the fuck is force lightning, force choke, and throwing people/crushing people with telekinesis (powered by the force)!?!?!?!
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>>63196353
George Lucas is a fucking hack that shit isn't canon to any true star wars fan
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>>63199812
>prequels
>not fanfiction
Sheev isn't Vader. Also we were talking about whether he would lose to Vader. Darth Vader. Ok?
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>>63199868
Dark side powers are corrupt and can't be weilded by jedi my nigga, have you ever even seen star wars?
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>>63199540
It also said Jabba would beat Jar Jar.

I kinda want to see that fight.
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>>63199898
>It triggers me
>So is not canon
Grow up.
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>>63197471
this
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Well... This is what George used to think
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>>63200000
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>>63200000
FUCKING WASTE OF A GET
KILL YOURSELF
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>>63200000
What a waste.
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>>63200000
That's the most worthless get I've ever seen. A fucking meme would have been better
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>>63200020
star wars is a clusterfuck of contradictory lore m8 there really isn't any one canon even if george lucas said the eu wasn't we all know how consistent he is
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>>63200000

QUINTS
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>>63200000
>Jar Jar ruining everything, including gets
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>>63200128
>>63200107
I HAVE FAILED YOU /TV/
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>>63199961
there are plenty of examples of jedi fucking people up with the force. First one that comes to mind is when yoda using telekinesis to smash those elite guards against a wall when he was fighting sheev.
>the force is used for knowledge and defense, never to attack
>the force is never used to attack
Also isn't the dark side of the force still the force even if it's a different part of the force
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>>63196845
I was always under the impression that Sheev designed Vader's suit to be especially impressionable to Sheev's attacks, in case Vader ever turned
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>>63200238
yep that's why his suit was vulnerable to electricity
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>>63200226
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEME THE QUINTS, NOT CONTENT THEM
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>>63196646
In ROTJ, he's bullshitting Jabba. He's a Jedi, but not a master.

He does manage to beat Vader in a fight though.
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>>63200238
Sheev probably took the chance after Obi Wan rekt Vader and with his recovery process, so he could never be overpowered.
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>>63200307
*and fucked with his recovery process
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>>63200000
YA BLEW IT
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Daily reminder that by combining sheevposting and baneposting you will learn the secrets of the force and of big guys
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>>63197143
I think part of this as well was that Vader's heart wasn't in the fight. He was redeemed after this. I think it's pretty clear that he didn't want to kill or hurt his son, deep down.
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>>63200000
let's GET this party started
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>>63200435
I think it's obvious that from Empire on, he doesn't want to kill Luke, but it's obvious that he >>63200435
had no problem doing what he needed to win a fight.

In Empire, Luke lands a single blow on his shoulder and Vader answers by cutting his hand.

In ROTJ, when Luke gets pissed, he just beats the shit out of Vader, who can barely stay on his feet. Luke, when powered by anger, was a fucking fierce opponent
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>>63200488
Hay que ver la de Paul Allen.
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>>63200096
makes sense, yoda was the embodiment of jedi morals, not some top rate warrior like mace windu was.
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>>63196802
Vader never fought Sheev, though, and even with a surprise attack, Sheev fatally wounded him.
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>this thread
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>>63200608
what? DO YOU SPEAK ENGRISH ASSHOLE
I'm not mexican just because I posted an image with mexican on it fuck off spic
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>>63200847
>not being trilingual

kek, stay away from me you savage.
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>>63196691
except when it does. If we have learned anything, Jedi are dumb and full of shit.
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>>63196706
Low bar
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>>63200000

>Jabba
>JarJar
>one stood in the light
>the other stood in the darkness

P O T T E R Y
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>>63194774
Think about it

George said so when he was sane

If yoda could beat vader in a fight, why is he hiding on degobah instead of saving the galaxy?

Dude is old as fuck and was in that last year of his life. Obi wan was in better shape, but still not young enough to beat vader in a duel.

Basically unless vader stood there and allowed yoda to crush him with a large object, yoda would get cut to pieces.
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>>63196353
Fucking midchlorians. Fucking abortion of an idea.
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>>63196646
This was a plot point that was dropped with ROTJ

In ESB, it was imperative that luke finished his training with yoda. If luke didn't finish his training, he could be tempted by the dark side as an easy and fast route to force mastery.

In ROTJ, luke is wizard levels from the start, returns to yoda to finish his training, yoda tells him to fuck off, dies, and exits the plot so we can get back to the action set pieces.

But ultimately the most impressive thing he accomplished was beating vader, but he used the dark side to do that, and it's implied vader lost because he was old. Then luke realizes he's a replacement for vader because he has youth.
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>>63200933
my digits are bilingual
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I feel like it would suit their personalities more if Yoda refused to fight and just jumped all over the place, hiding or using defensive manoeuvres and refusing to be drawn into combat with him. That's what Yoda would do, and it would make Vader madder and madder.
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>>63202051
can't beat those trilingual double 3's
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>>63196966
dunno why this made me kek but thanks
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Vader was the strongest all around Jedi/force user there ever was. He was literally the chosen one
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>>63200163
You're literally just saying shit
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>>63202270
proof of this being the fact that he could force choke someone through a fucking telescreen
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>Vader can't breath well
>Chokes other people
Poetry
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>>63200000

Jesus fucking Christ how does Jar Jar Binks just fucking stumble his way in and ruin everything? He has to be a goddamn sith lord because this shit can't happen by accident.
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>>63202334
he forced choke some guy over several hundred feet so yeah, through a vid screen across several foot ball fields distance.
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>>63202442
>he forced choke some guy over several hundred feet so yeah, through a vid screen across several foot ball fields distance.

Weren't they in separate star systems?
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Has there been any recent interviews with Lucas about the hole Darth Binks thing? I'd love to hear what he says about it.
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>>63202508
No, Vader was in his personal quarters on the Executor and Ozzel was on the bridge
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>>63202508
no, he was the captain or whatever of vaders ship but he would've still been pretty far away with how massive it is
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>>63196802
Did Sheev survive his fall? He didn't get chopped in half like Darth Maul and Sheev is the greatest bad man of all time.
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>>63204183
Nah, he kind of exploded.

Maybe that was him becoming one with the force and he'll appear as a force ghost in Episode VII.
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>>63194774
It depends; Does Yoda have the high ground?
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>>63204629
Height matters not
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>>63194774
Lucas said that by the time of Revenge of the Sith Yoda, Sheev, and Anakin were all 9's on the powerscale.
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>>63194813
rekt
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>>63200000
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>>63200000
>implying jar jar isn't the key to all of this
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>>63204183
No but he has like 6 clones
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>>63194774
Yoda is a pacifist in the OT so literally yes by definition.
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>>63194774
Yoda wouldn't fight.
The prequels aren't canon anymore.
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>>63200000
WHERE ARE THE MEMES
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>>63200000
>implying jar jar isn't snoke
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>>63199961
No where it is implied Jedi can not use those powers...
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>>63204090
It's only 12 miles long.....
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>>63196724
>His main accomplishment is pummeling a eighty year old man into submission
what?
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Yoda would beat Vader
>Revenge of the Sith states that Yoda is more powerful than Obi Wan, hence Obi Wan will fight Anakin - the weaker of the two Siths while Yoda takes on Sheev
>Obi Wan beats Anakin
>Therefore Yoda (more powerful than Obi Wan) would beat Anakin as well
>then it's implied that Vader never fully recovered and never fully regained his combat ability after being dropped into lava
>so if Yoda would beat Anakin then he sure as hell would beat Vader too
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