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Down with the old man, Rassilon for Eternal President.
Confessed >>63172119
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>>63175383
See what happens when people mention secret santa again.
The autism came right back.
No one sign up for this shit, fuck the autists who support it
>>63175383
>Don't worry if you can't gift back, thats not what this is about.
What if I can gift back but just want to be a cheap arsehole?
>>63175383
This guy is trying to determine your real life identity through his shitposts. Why is it allowed?
We have entered an endless recursion of time
>>63175418
Have you not seen the last few years? None of that shit is true.
>>63175410
>No one signs up for this shit
Like fifteen people have dude
>>63175412
Then you're being a bit of an arse, sure, but it's entirely your choice
/who/ burns itself after every time too. Do you guys think we will break through to Gallifrey at some point?
>>63175340
>Romana, the Rani and _your favorite time lord here_ probably won't even get a shout-out
>>63175340
Gallifrey Tier 10.png
Right, I need a wank now, I'll go watch porn unless people have some sexy Doctor who related shit.
>>63175454
Not surprised, normies would be all "who the fuck is Irving?"
>>63175479
wank to this fanmade cover (i hope BBC does a similar cover)
>>63175454
even moff wont shove all that continuity into one episode, it will bleed out slowly over next series if gallifrey is truly back. dont be upset if they dont mention too much tiem lord shit next year, normies need it slowly explained
>>63175479
>spinning_zoe_ass.webm
>>63175479
Hear that? That's the sound of ten people clicking the "Doctor Who Wank Material" folder
>>63175383
What sort of priced gifts should I put on wishlist?
>>63175479
It's unethical to masturbate to anyone without their consent
>>63175592
$10-25 USD would be best; you'll have the best chance of someone buying then. Last year most people got each other Engines of War
What is Douglas Adams' involvement in all this?
Reminder that this door has been with the Doctor longer than every companion combined. They spoke at least once a week, every week, for 2 billion years. And then the Doctor just left.
>>63175441
>Like fifteen people have dude
You realize you edited my comment by putting an "s" in "sign" right?
Fuck off m8
>>63175617
Nice meme.
>>63175631
Holy shit poor handles must be crushed
>>63175623
>it was great to work on such an intimate atmosphere. I cried real tears, which really surprised me!
what the fuck is going on
>>63175631
And reminder that the Doctor can now telepathically open wooden doors
>>63175634
You realize "sign" already has an "s" in it right?
Fuck off m8
>>63175631
But the door didn't remember more than a single instance.
Haven't I seen these posts before? It's Groundhog Day on /who/.
>>63175678
Pre-BF audio plays, they couldn't afford any rights so they just made a bunch about "The Professor".
>>63175706
Not everything was reset. The painting aged. The stars moved.
>>63175714
Did you not read >>63175419
She did say ass. I didn't hear arse either.
>>63175665
It's disrespectful to the woman in question and violates their right to be respected
Making pornographic videos however is implied consent since they're made for the purpose of masturbation
>>63175751
Aren't they the same thing?
>>63175764
what?
>>63175730
The stars moved because they were the real stars he could see from the confession dial, the painting aged because a previous iteration of the Doctor painted it with a miniature paint kit he carries in his pocket.
>>63175751
Why do britons even distinguish the two? There's no 'r' sound, it's ahss not arrrse
>>63175764
Keep on memein' on, my friend.
Lads where can I torrent Big Finish from, don't want to give money to that fat jew Briggs.
>>63175768
Yes, not sure why >Americans are taking this to mean such a big thing, maybe because they think ass means donkey here, but in this context he wasn't on a donkey so that doesn't matter, she meant the part of his body where shit comes out.
Is that JL&Strax cross over any good? I think I might spend some money in it if it's worth it
>>63175777
>The stars moved because they were the real stars he could see from the confession dial
No they weren't because the stars were from Earth's perspective but the dial was on Gallifrey.
I want to do filthy, disgusting things with Jenna
>>63175804
Think of it as "keeping Colin from robbing liquor stores"
>>63175804
This
>>63175623
My dick is azbantium.
>>63175833
I want tohave sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreationwith Jenna.
>>63175840
Learn to read famalam.
>>63175851
>you will never curl up with Colin Baker on the couch and watch his shitty DW episodes together
>>63175851
Jesus how is he still alive?
>>63175851
Is Colin the JUST of Doctor Who?
>>63175631
>Telepathically communicating with a door, and "being nice" to it to get it to open
I mean what?
>>63175804
search audio book bay, I created an account using my porn email address.
How could the doctor see the sky unobstructed inside the confession dial for 2 billion years?
If it was a virtual sky, why did it change over time?
So the Doctor's going to kill Ashildr right?
>>63175905
>this is OTT
>but knowing the exact position of literally every planet and star ever anywhere at any time isn't
Shine on, /who/.
>>63175879
>Learn to read famalam.
Learn how not be buttblasted cause I called you out, kuck
Listen guys, my cousin knows Moffat. I don't usualy pull in favors, but I'd like the star-field-in-the-dial question answered, too.
I'll post the answer as soon as I can.
>>63175952
fuck off star autist
you lost
>>63175952
I mean, yeah. The latter is at least theoretically possible, the former is just plants on head retarded.
>>63175926
legit question actually. I mean I'm still skeptical of the Azbantium wall not repairing each time, but there at least there's some argument that the Azbantium isn't part of the simulation/it's the exit, the sky makes no pissing sense
>>63175952
Look, it's a stretch sure, but when you're about 2000 years old, from an incredibly intelligent higher race, and travel through time and space is what you do when you aren't giving lesser species the dick, you're gonna remember a few things son
>>63175930
I should hope so, it's been established that she can die a violent death easily.
"The hybrid is ME" maybe he'll turn her Mary Sue ass on Gallifrey as revenge.
>>63175926
>If it was a virtual sky, why did it change over time?
Because it wasn't in one of the rooms. The rooms reset, the ocean and sky don't.
>>63176031
Azbantium is what a white-point star is made out of. That's how the dial gets to Gallifrey.
>>63176005
What story is that from? Season 17, I presume
>>63176031
Wait, azbantium is already established in who lore?
>>63176075
But it's a virtual sky, why should it change? The doctor certainly didn't influence it
>>63176091
Don't know but I'd guess Seeds of Doom (or Seeds of Death, I always get those two confused).
>>63176075
that doesn't answer his question though. The tower, the sea, the sky, all part of a simulation. If it was a simulation, why would anything act the way it does in the real world? Keep the sky the same, and thus leave the Doctor more in the dark would make sense if the Time Lords want info from him.
>>63176155
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
>>63176108
>>63176155
>But it's a virtual sky, why should it change?
Why not? It was made to simulate Earth, maybe the dial was programmed with some sort of commonly used Earth environment simulation program that includes a changing sky over time by default. That's just speculation but I dunno.
>>63175905
>>63176175
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
>>63176190
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
who is the best assistant?
>>63176248
Clara, not debatable
>>63176248
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
>>63176262
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
>>63176248
Doctor Donna
>>63176248
>>63176248
Donna, she assists and doesn't try and act like the Doctor all the time, unlike Clara
>>63176312
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze - have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
>>63176248
Shona
This is the most cancerous /who/ meme since ride like an animal die like an animal
>have I impressed you yet, Amelia Pond?
maybe
>>63176175
Who said it was a simulation?
The confession dial could just be a portal of some kind.
>>63176346
sweet dance moves
Complete the following Doctor who quote, lads.
"What a tragic waste... __ _ ______ _____"
>>63176346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA
Reminder that the Doctor can fantasize about the TARDIS in less than a fucking attosecond.
>>63176377
A forest in a bottle in a spaceship in a maze?
Did I get it?
Who?
Doctor Pavel.
>>63176392
And knows exactly where every single star in the universe is at every year throughout time.
If your name was Basil Foreman, you'd steal a TARDIS too.
Afiabiasiam hiiyyap
>>63176364
Good point, but if the castle was a real place on Earth you'd figure there'd be a high chance of someone finding it after a 2 billion years. I mean the ocean is big and all, but come on, two billion years. Other things like the Doctor's door telepathy actually working and the flies being able to freeze in midair support the idea that it's some kind of simulation, but it's not like physically weird stuff like that never just happens in DW.
>>63176455
>implying his full name isn't Basil Who.
>>63176464
>Basil, save me!
>Coming, my love!
>He can save her in less than a fucking attosecond because he's not human.
>>63176004
No one ever wins or loses internet arguments. We just waste a little more of our lives and get closer to death.
>>63176364
It's some time lord 'bigger on the inside' technology, where it leads is a mystery
Sometimes I wonder if I watched the same episode as everyone else.
>>63176464
>Rose getting tied up wearing very little
aw yis
The Doctor's face when he finally breaks through the barrier is perfect reaction image material
>>63176514
Not Basil Fawlty?
>>63176798
>mfw punching through azbantium.
>The Hybrid, destined to conquer Gallifrey and stand in it's ruins
>puts on sunglasses
>is Me
>YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
>>63177013
He's already setting up the next plan.
It's obviously not him.
It's the nut job who calls herself Me. You know, the one the time lords were working with to capture the Doctor.
>>63176798
That pan out the moment he realizes what's actually going on is my favorite.
>>63175952Speed Force
>>63176421
Knowing every constellation may have been an exaggeration on his part to sound tough to his captor.
>>63177096
Here you go
Doctor Who celebrating 50 years of power creep in a fucking attosecond.
>>63176248
Donna
>>63177355
I'm sorry. I meant to say less than a fucking attosecond and he can guess what powers he will have in the future because he's much smarter than a human.
>>63177397
>This autist just wont stop
>2015
>Not thinking Heaven Sent is the GOAT episode of all time
If the doctor is destined to conquer Gallifrey and stand in it's ruins, why was he so depressed when he thought gallifrey was destroyed in the time war?
>>63177355
Power creep?
NuWho has turned him into a complete pansy most of the time.
The Classic Doctor was smarter, faster, stronger than any human by far. An expert marksman, swordsman, and martial artist.
In Nuwho he's manhandled all the time, scared of guns, and holy fuck I cringed every time Tennant picked up a sword.
>>63177450
>Not thinking Heaven Sent is the GOAT episode of all time
I honestly don't, not memeing like you are though
>>63175673
topkek
>>63177473
Two options, since we don't yet understand the prophecy:
1. He thought that by destroying Gallifrey he fulfilled the prophecy
2. The prophecy was only that a hybrid would exist, but nobody knows what side it is on. The Doctor is saying that he is now going to conquer Gallifrey as revenge for what they did
>>63177473
It's not the Doctor.
It's Me.
>>63177473
Cause the Hybrid thing didn't exist back then.
Notice how suddenly the Doctor, Davros and the Time Lords are obsessed with something there had been legends about a long time ago with no signs even now heralding that the hybrid is coming or anything
>>63177558
*and I mean didn't exist in that the writers didn't come up with it back then, only now
>>63177508
>scared of guns
Stop with this meme.
>>63175904
He was the original, yes. Followed by McGann and now Smith.
>>63177519
>The prophecy was only that a hybrid would exist, but nobody knows what side it is on. The Doctor is saying that he is now going to conquer Gallifrey as revenge for what they did
I don't mind this theory
Still kind of hoping for a moffucking leading to Ashildr/Me actually being the real hybrid, and gallifreyan arrogance just made them assume the two warrior races were time lords and daleks instead of humans and mire. I have a rough time believing moff's actually going the half human route when he himself has criticised the movie for that
>>63177618
It's not a meme, it's modern British sensibilities leaking into popular culture.
Shame really.
The Doctor used to be hardcore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74
>>63177665
It's a meme. Stop.
>>63177718
Classic Who Doctor straight up beat the shit out of people or shot them in the face.
9 threw a guy into a wall. Once.
You could make the argument that he's older now and using his brains over brawn. You could if you did it more than once a series.
>>63177718
You know what would have made that episode not shit?
If he used his superior reflexes and marksmanship skills to solve the problem. Instead he was a massive hypocrite and gigantic pussy.
Two billion years into confession and chill and he gives you this look...
Classic Doctors killed in battle. Nuwho Doctors are murderers like Mace Windu or an American cop.
>>63177782
>>63177938
You're exaggerating, Classic Doctors were not that edgy and only used violence as a last resort. Remember the First Doctor saying nothing would ever induce him to raise a gun in anger?
>>63177820
What are you even on about? The Doctor's reflexes and marksmanship skills aren't superior to a fucking cyborg super-soldier.
>>63177886
can someone tell me what this is a picture of cause im not a fuckin ant
>>63177981
>The Doctor's reflexes and marksmanship skills aren't superior to a fucking cyborg super-soldier.
They are though. The Doctor is extremely strong, agile and precise, yet he uses his physical skills very inconsistently. I want him to fuck shit up, not run all the damn time. They are hyping how powerful he is all the time yet most of the time he simply runs or is captured and gets out by some accident or chance.
>>63177981
The first Doctor literally threw a guy out of a window to impress a chick.
Christ. Brits don't deserve Doctor Who. You people are lost.
>>63177981
>Remember the First Doctor saying nothing would ever induce him to raise a gun in anger?
Yes but I also remember the first doctor trying to smash a mans head in with a rock
>>63177981
>Remember the First Doctor saying nothing would ever induce him to raise a gun in anger?
Anon, did I ever tell you about the time the First Doctor in his first serial, was stopped from bashing in the skull of a caveman with a large rock in an attempt to murder him in cold blood?He was a good friend.
>>63178076
>>63178087
Point taken, but that was edgier-than-bismuth first season Doctor, he mellowed out pretty fast after that.
>>63178065
Brits are c.ucks m8. I hope it wasn't lost on you how multiculti the refugee alien street was. Or how there are no white male leaders at Unit anymore
>>63178105
I love when someone who has obviously not watched any classic who starts talking like an expert.
>>63177981
>>63178105
Oh my sweet summer child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuHV-iLBRw
>>63178046
The Doctor has good reflexes but not better than someone who was literally engineered to be the ultimate assassin by a race that's supposedly very technologically skilled.
>>63178115
I know.
It's a tragedy.
Honestly, it's a miracle that Doctor Who is even on the air.
>a white male is occasionally clever on modern television
>>63178151
lol, seen literally every episode senpai.
>>63178159
And in almost all of those cases it was as a last resort in self-defense. So what's your point?
>>63178105
Anon, the Third Doctor used to Kung Fu the fuck out of mother fuckers on the daily. He even had a name for his fighting style. He beat the shit out of hundreds of aliens and would be henchmen.
He was James fucking Bond!
>>63178065
Not every country is lucky enough to have a Muslim President I'll admit.
>>63178115
Still been a better series than Jessica Jones.
>>63178230
Most of those were him doing it because it was the best option. Most Doctors didn't have an anti-gun anti-violence stance. Look at fucking Pertwee for fucks sake. He fought with his fists constantly.
>>63178175
Reminder that he went through several thousands of calculations, took out his sonic, connected it to his teleporter and recharged it in a few nanoseconds.
>>63178230
>seen literally every episode
Did you like watching Power of the Daleks?
>>63178087
Yes, quite so young man. That will teach them not to fuck with me, eh?
>>63178265
>>63178232
>Pertwee
>the Doctor who bent over backwards to try to get UNIT to not kill the Silurians
>the Doctor who constantly criticized the military for their shoot first, ask questions later attitude
>the Doctor who died because he went back to beg the spider queen not to stupidly kill herself instead of fighting her
>>63178065
>Amerifag thinking he gets Doctor Who
Clue's in the name, the First Doctor was the 1st, he was the edgy teenager who evolved into the Doctor we know.
>>63178310
Did any of that stop him from beating the shit out of people? It's still violent, retard.
>>63178299
Nah, it's actually terrible when you have the footage, horribly directed. Seriously though, you know what I meant.
>>63178265
Pertwee shot bitches all the time.
hm? Yes, yes. If you read this in my voice it would be very intriguing, dear boy. Wouldn't you say?
>>63178328
I don't even know what we're arguing about anymore. The NuWho Doctors aren't afraid of guns, that's all I really wanted to say.
>>63178312
He spent the entirety of Classic Who perfecting the art of murder.
In nuwho he cries about killing daleks.
>Leela: What is he saying Doctor? I do not undertand.
>Doctor: Can't make ends meet. Probably too many economists in the government.
>Leela: These taxes, they are like sacrifices to tribal gods?
>Doctor: Well, roughly speaking, but paying tax is more painful.
The Doctor is an American at heart. Maybe your women are easier, I don't know.
>>63178334
Power of the Daleks is missing...
>>63178397
Yes, that is the joke.
>>63178411
>I was just pretending
>>63178435
>when you have the footage
>yfw the very first time the Doctor dove into the water, he took his clothes off after and did the rest of it naked
>>63178435
But apparently you're not.
>>63178446
>yfw they filmed it and Moffat has it in his private collection.
>you will never rim John Barrowman
>>63178466
Christ, it's as if Lister and Jeremy Clarkson had a love child.
https://mydoctorwhoblog.wordpress.com/2015/11/29/review-heaven-sent/
Found this review of Heaven Sent. Take a look /who/, it's probably the most well written critique of the episode so far.
>>63178466
>yfw Moffat has secret Capaldi/Jenna sex tapes that you will never get to watch
God dammit
>>63176248
the door
i would like who to drop companion concept altogether
>>63178523
We need to create a wiki page for Door.
>>63178510
>So The Doctor himself is the mythological “Hybrid”…
Stopped reading right there. The hybrid is obviously Ashildr
>>63178555
Trips don't lie, companions are shit.
Ashildr being the hybrid would be a major copout that would ruin the entire season
>>63178510
>I will give Moffat a change to ‘splain himself.
Stopped reading there.
>>63178555
It can work, but would be confusing to build a new world in limited time frame.
>>63178604
Not as much as it being the Doctor
>>63178502
you mean if Lister aged? 'cause that is Lister
>>63178650
It's him, FROM THE FUTUUUR.
drwhocontinuityzone
blogspot
/2014/09/mary-poppins-you-are-not-listen-review.html
Found this review of Listen. Take a look /who/, it's probably the most well written critique of the episode so far.
>>63178621
same world - he just doesn't pick up plebs with him
>>63178466
In what episode did he fist his sister anyway?
[Historical figure]. Ah yes, wonderful [man/woman]. [He/she] was in my [modern day group activity], hell of a [characteristic/ability related to group activity]
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63178768
Moffat overuses it, but this isn't even a NuWho thing. It's always been there.
>>63178716
>film flopping
Oh god why.
>>63178802
Did tintin actually do bad?
I've never liked my name and have decided to change it to Dalek. I'm still undecided as to whether it should be my forename or surname. Can you guys suggest any Who related names that would go well with it as either a surname or forename?
>>63178718
No, I mean, you get to new setting, with companion Doctor will have someone to outline to what's going on.
>>63178900
Basil
>>63178938
Basil Dalek or Dalek Basil?
>>63176464
Bury nice. Source?
>>63178955
Basil Dalek I guess. Then your name will be half Doctor half Daleklike some sort of hybrid
>>63178900
Change your name to literally Doctor Who.
>>63178974
How is Basil Who related?
>>63178955
Basil Who
>>63178989
The Doctor's name is Basil, he told Osgood in The Zygon Inversion.
>>63178975
I can't legally use the title of dr. Dalek Who might work though.
>>63179003
It's too Fawlty Towers. Also I'd prefer if it was more Classic Who than NuWho.
>>63178900
How about Dalek Cyberman?
>>63179009
Then you have to become a real doctor. Good luck.
>>63179044
Already considered and rejected.
>>63179050
Or get an honorary doctorate. I know that doesn't entitle one to use the title but that never stopped Mrs Maya Angelou.
>>63178900
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
>>63179009
Actually become a real doctor and change your surname to "Who". Also whenever anyone asks you for your first name, simply say that that question must never be answered.
>>63179102
Too NuWho
>>63179103
Too much work
>>63179103
This would be hilarious except that people wouldn't believe his name was really Dr. Who and would just think he was an autist.Wait, is it more autistic to pretend your name is Dr. Who or to actually change your name to Dr. Who?
>>63177013
I am so fucking tired of that Me character...it simply doesnt work
>>63179140
It's more autistic to actually change it to Dr. Who imo. You know, he can just show them his ID with his first name obstructed. (or just blank paper and act as if it were an ID).
>>63178900
Dalek Chatterton.
>>63179160
This is surely what he must do
>not changing your name to Jack Harkness
>>63179335
Why does he have such feminine eyes
>>63179373
Because he's a faggot.
>>63179445
20 minutes into Torchwood and chill and he gives you this look.
Jack forgets how fragile mortal assholes are.
>>63178900
>forename
I've never heard that term before
Am I uncivilised?
>>63179445
>One of the Tenth Doctor's last actions in his life was to make sure Jack got a good buttfucking.
>>63179693
how do you know they didn't just cuddle and watch a movie?
>>63179761
Because it's Jack.
>>63179693
>Implying Jack isn't the top
>>63175883
>Why even live?!
When I watched the Fiveish Doctors I thought it'd be fun to watch the Colin Baker era episodes with him.
so what's the deal with Peter Jackson?
facebook/PeterJacksonNZ/videos/10153602968491558/mfw first episode of series10 is a 6-parter and the next companion is all cgi
>>63176086
>Azbantium is what a white-point star is made out of. That's how the dial gets to Gallifrey.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>63178768
I like it. It's often funny so it's okay.
>>63179492
It's a common term for the first name. Anyhoo, I've just got back from posting off the deed poll. I decided to go for a DS9 reference as a surname. I am now Dalek Dukat.
Peter Jackson just confirmed he's doing a DW episode. GET HYPE.
>Heaven Sent 4.51m (overnight) TBC (final) AI 80
>AI 80
>80
What the actual fuck?
>>63180376
You can't use Dalek since it's copyrighted by the BBC and Terry Nation. At least try to b8 convincingly.
>>63178510
>linking to your own blog
Does anyone have the drawing where old Who Companions are drinking in a bar?
I just don't see how they can run away from this plot point, Jenny, forever. She's at least as dangerous as River.
>>63180388
People don't get anything. But hey it's not as bad as Sleep No More so that's something.
>>63180394
Copyright does not apply here. I am not using my name for financial gain.
I can't wait for the Doctor to move on to a new arc. I can't stand this hybrid shit.
>>63180406
They left her to Big Finish m8.
>>63180452
I... agree with that. I'd swap series 1 and 2 though.
>>63180452
We have very different definitions of "fun".
By "fun" do you just mean childish?
>>63180457
a little comforting if it happens
>>63180394
There is no copyright or trade mark protection of people's names. Therefore, if you want to change your name to David Beckham or Aston Martin, you can. However, you cannot use your new name if it results in passing-off or deception. For example, if you changed your name to Elton John and you published songs in that name, you will find yourself subject to trade mark infringement legal action by the artist Sir Elton John on the grounds that you are passing yourself off as him.
Guys, the hybrid is obviously handy
>>63180545
I want to make art of Capaldi staring at Prius in confusion, but I can't draw.
>>63180383
Did he get his Dalek?
Capaldi is such a great actor that he can really carry an entire episode all by himself, it was great. but I'm still a bit confused
>the doctor is now the billionth clone of himself or was the whole thing some kind of simulation?
>the confession dial is somehow a trap for the doctor by the timelords to interrogate him but also a portal to Gallifrey?
>the doctor calls himself the hybrid (destroyer of Gallifrey) because he's pissed at the timelords for their scheme of trapping him and as such indirectly causing Clara's death?
What does the Ninth Doctor say before someone pays him for sex?
So how many runthroughs before the loop stabilised itself?
Obviously one Doctor had to paint the picture, leave behind his clothes, write the find 12 words under piles of dirt and so on.
>>63180629
Fantastic!
>>63180629
Lots of planets have whores?
>>63180593
All answered with mundane explanations in the next episode. Your theories are guaranteed to be more interesting than Moffat's.
>>63180629
Allons-y!
>>63180629
and now for my next trick
>>63180634
The first runthrough maybe, I can imagine the first one had noe clue what to do and spent time painting and whatnot. When he found the wall he left behind clues and then went wall punching naked
>>63180653
>>63180644
and for my next trick
>>63180685
>>63180688
Oh ffs
>>63180530
No. Funny adventures in space that's just it. Series 4 and 5 got that perfectly, mixing funny episodes like The Unicorn and the Wasp and dark episodes like Midnight.
>>63180653
There are planets out there that are nothing but whores. Imagine that!
>>63180593
>the doctor is now the billionth clone of himself or was the whole thing some kind of simulation?
In Doctor Who extea it was revealed to be a simulation, probably gonna be refferenced next episode
>the confession dial is somehow a trap for the doctor by the timelords to interrogate him but also a portal to Gallifrey?
Answered next episode
>the doctor calls himself the hybrid (destroyer of Gallifrey) because he's pissed at the timelords for their scheme of trapping him and as such indirectly causing Clara's death?
Answered next episode
>>63180700
Do you mean the Twi'lek homeworld?
>>63180723
ooh baby
>we will never hear this ever again
https://youtu.be/IqAblY4tWJo
>>63180748
He really looks like John Travolta.
I have 0 hype for Hell Bent. I just want Clara to live, I don't give a fuck about the Time Lords.
>>63180710
>In Doctor Who extea it was revealed to be a simulation, probably gonna be refferenced next episode
You mean when Moffat used the word "Construct" to describe it? That doesn't mean it wasn't real. It was made up of his nightmares and fears but we have no idea what level of "reality" it had. It could've been a pocket universe, could have been a dream, we don't know.
>>63180452
>series 7
>good fun
gr8 b8
>>63180771
I hope so.
So sick of this bitch.
>>63180812
If you want an example of something that is real in Doctor Who but is made out of someone's memories, look at THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE and Amy Pond.
I've just been invited to a party on Saturday night. What do I do? Hell Bent or party? I'm never invited to parties but I don't want to miss Hell Bent. Please help me...
>>63180806
>0 hype
Thats not a bad thing, the show turn more enjoyable when you stop hyping up every episode
>>63180841
Go to the party and avoid /who/. Thats what I alway do when I am at a Saturday party
>>63180841
Hell Bent will finish around 9-9.30, just arrive fashionably late. Anyone who arrives at a party before nine o'clock is a raging faggot.
/who/ what are your greatest fears about Hell Bent?
What can go incredibly right and what horribly wrong?
>>63180866
>>63180878
It's a birthday party and I'm quite poor. Also my timezone makes that 10-10.30 pm.
>>63180880
clara regenerating would be kind of stupid imo
i actually like clara but that would be lame
>>63180841
How long into the night will the party go on for? When does it start?
>>63180880
The person regenerating in the next time trailer is actually the doctor and jazz hands was real all along
That rumour about clara becoming the first weeping angel becomes true, undermining the best companion departure episode in nuwho
>>63180880
I don't want the Doctor to be half some other species.
>tfw I've never been invited to any party, not even birthday parties
>>63180926
I don't know she just asked me in a hurry. I'll see her tonight and ask her but something around 9 pm to 1 or 2 in the morning I guess.
>>63181001
Just record it or watch it online the next day.
>>63180926
Any party with a strict ending time is also not worth going to
>>63181001
Be very careful anon, don't you dare tell her you're considering not going so you can watch doctor who
You'll never recover from that reveal of autism
>>63181001
As an ausfag I can't be bothered getting up early enough to watch the episode live UK time (I did once or twice but couldn't keep it up since I was already staying up late to watchmy little pony), so once I get up I just download the episode instead of waiting for the 7:40pm broadcast time in my country
It won't be the end of the world if you have to download it a couple hours later, especially if the reason is you actually have some social interaction
>>63181041
Well yeah I'm not going to tell her "I'm watching Doctor Who I can't be there", I'd be fucking retarded. But I've never missed any episode and it's the finale.
>>63180257
>Silmarillion
I don't celebrate my birthday since I'm 11 mainly because I have no friends. I should probably off myself.
>>63181041
>tfw all of my friends would accept it.>my gf too>because she's completely autistic when it comes to social relationships and wouldnt go either
Feels pretty good
>>63181063
>But I've never missed any episode
The sooner you break that tradition the easier life becomes. Ultimately it doesn't matter if you wait an extra couple hours before seeing it, just avoid /who/ and read the threads after watching
>>63181110
>I don't celebrate my birthday
>I'm never invited at parties
>I barely have any friends
>I've never had a girlfriend
>Doctor Who is all my life
I spend my entire days on /who/. My God what a shit life.
>>63181106
I don't even consider celebrating my birthday because it just feels unimportant now, it's not like every extra number added to my age means suddenly I can do more things anymoreplus all of my friends are alcoholics and I'm too self conscious to want to get drunk in front of people or be put in a position where they'll try and get me to that point
>>63181143
but think of the memes
>>63181143
do you not have a job or something?
/who/ - /r9k/ edition
>>63181120
I know... but what if I get massively spoiled on Twitter or something? Plus apparently it's a pyjama party...?
liking this show is coming out as gay
>>63181169
My life's a meme.
>>63181177
Nah, I'm still studying.
>>63181194
Then don't look on twitter silly, don't go on any website other than the torrent site you download the episode from until you've finished watching the episode
>pyjama party
sounds cute, is it a sleepover?
>>63181106Alan?
>>63181190
DEATH TO THE NORMIES! DEATH TO THE NORMIES! EXTERMINATE THE NORMIES! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
>>63181209
I'll probably watch it on the BBC iPlayer on replay when I get home but I fear there might be spoilers on the BBC page.
>is it a sleepover
I have no idea. I've never done any sleepover, I hope it's not one. I may be the only guy at the party.
>>63181245
>not wanting to be at a sleepover with a bunch of girls
m8
>>63181245
>may be only guy at party
>Doesn't want it to be sleepover
seed them all
>>63181245
>I may be the only guy at the party.
I'm really really sorry but i'm pretty sure they think you're gay.
>>63181260
>>63181269
Maybe he's gay?
>>63181213
Stupid Dalek poster
>>63181277
>>63181284
I'm not gay no but they're not my type at all anyway. I still don't know if I'll be the only guy. I'll ask her tonight.
>>63181245
she wants you there because you can't hide your boner in pyjama pants
>>63181311
I don't even have pajamas.
>>63181326
do you just go to sleep balls naked?
>>63181353
I have a boxer and a shirt but that's it.
>>63181353
don't you?
try it, it's fun and not so gay as it seems
even better if u live with your gf/wife
>>63181353
I do. I thought everybody was doing the same.
>>63181362
even better.
your boner will be much more visible.
and don't bother with the shirt...show off your abs.
>>63181353
Does anyone over the age of 10 or under the age of 50 actually wear PJs?
>>63181370
When I do it I'm either too cold or wake up too sweaty or get woken up in the middle of the night by a boner that needs a wanking to let me go back to sleep
>>63181383
I don't have abs so yeah...
>>63181373
but what if mum walks in?
>>63181436
You've got 5 days to stop eating and do some push ups
![Doctor_Who_-_The_Doctor2C_The_Widow_And_The_Wardrobe_314[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QiaqVjW.jpg "Doctor Who - The Doctor2C The Widow And The Wardrobe 314[1]")
>Lily will never return to become the new companion
Why even bother watching anymore?
>>63181440
>Being ashamed of your dick in front of your mom
But she's family and she saw your dick since you're little.
>fall asleep listening to Big Finish audio
>have several dreams featuring McGann's Doctor
Felt good, bros.
>>63181458
'when', not 'since'
last time she saw it was long before puberty
>>63181143
This is almost me
>Don't like celebrating my birthday
>Haven't been invited to a party since 2013
>Barely have any friends
>What friends I do have live to far away and I only get to see them at least once a year
>Have had 3 girlfriends
>Doctor Who is the only thing I find enjoyment in
>>63181473
Wait, is my family really weird for not having shame in front of each other?is that a french thing?
![tumblr_m0lc7pZ4E51qb7rx3o1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6bhyAdM.gif "tumblr m0lc7pZ4E51qb7rx3o1 250[1]")
>>63181457
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