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Brendan Fraser speaks candidly in regards to why you won't be seeing him in


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Brendan Fraser speaks candidly in regards to why you won't be seeing him in The Mummy franchise any longer.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/board/thread/250945217?d=250953554#250953554
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>>63144579
>Because of medical issues Brendan has been advised not to do his own stunts anymore which is why he is no longer doing action films.

He's dying, isn't he?
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>>63144611

Being drunk for ten years will give anyone medical issues.
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he is the mummy
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>>63144611
That cunt ex-wife has almost bled him dry.
His life force is waning
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TheChamCham is Fraser ?
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BFIDF
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What the fuck is up with his face? No, really. I get the meme and the fucked up days, but he's always like this now. Even during some event people dragged him into. It's the man is fucking melting. What the fuck. Look at his face.
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>>63144579
Can someone give me the JUST breakdown of Brendan Frasers life?
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>>63144680

It's a breakdown, alright.
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>>63144680
I JUST hope he gets his own sticky after he blows his brains out.
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>>63144579
I've seen posts from this account before. Pretty funny. The funniest thing would be if that account isn't actually Brendan but some super dedicated hyper-autist who specalizes in Brendan.

If it is Brendan, what the hell does his account name actually mean?
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>>63144707
There's really no denying it's him, unless this fucker's going through his rubbish and living in his back garden.
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>>63144650
not him, but definitely someone who is in his inner circle.
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>>63144579
http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=67423

fucking harsh
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>>63144777
>http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=67423
Those motherfuckers need a good ddos
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>>63144707
Thunderbirds reference. Brendan is a big fan of that show.

https://youtu.be/B-1kQXwh23Q
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>>63144734
lol yeah. Cham Cham even knew all about Brendan's thinning hair and how exactly he got (his own) hair back.

How embarrassing. Is Cham Cham aware that everyone knows that he is Brendan and how needy and desperate he seems? Has he seen the JUST edits?

It isn't quite as bad as Edward Furlong's Twitter but still.
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>>63144579
TheChamCham
I still think it's not Brendan Fraser but just some guy.
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>>63144653
Alcoholism. I don't mean the normal kind, I mean the kind where if you don't down a fifth of liqour daily you start getting seizures and sweating bullets. You might die if you don't drink.
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>>63144579
>>63144579
>https://www.youtube.com/user/stayfrozty2012/videos

Is this theChamCham/Fraser's youtube account?
Not theChamCham profile prcolaims to ba lifelong thunderbirds fan, and Fraser's airforce flight video is titled Brendan Fraser's Thunderbirds Flight.
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>>63144651
>hobbies
>travel
>culinary
>photography

THESE ARE LITERALLY ALL THINGS ON BRENDAN FRASERS WEBSITE
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>>63144860
sauce??
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>>63144868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLq0jeuSlk
A fan dedicated since 1999, or Brendan Fraser taping his appearances?
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>>63144868
ChamCham profile? Created in 2012.

StayFrozty2012? Created in 2012.
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>>63144895
want moar...
https://www.youtube.com/user/MoonlightShadowLove/videos
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>The Mummy star, who has requested that his annual $900,000 alimony payment to ex-wife Afton Smith be slashed, wrecked his back while trying to free a tree that fell on his Connecticut home when Hurricane Sandy hit the east coast.

The man just can't catch a break.
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>>63144882
Nothing official, I can just spot a severe alcoholic from a mile away, I am one. We are good at hiding it, but if your a crippled booze hound you can never hide it from a fellow alcohol.
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>>63144952
>http://amazingbrendanfraser.tumblr.com/
This person seems more like a crazed fangirl, especially given she likes RDJ as well.
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>>63144961
Most people end up with a bloating of their facial features. Pretty easy to spot if you have younger images to compare. Especially noticeable if the alcoholic in question is still young.
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>>63144958
atleast his back in action
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>brendan can't do any more action movies due to health concerns
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WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
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>>63144802
god that cunt looks like a demon incarnate. like her jaws could unhinge and swallow a man whole.

i bet brendan fucked her rough doggystyle. what i would give to be his penis at that moment.
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>>63145407
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>>63145407
God im keking way too hard at this.
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>>63145407
I wish I listened to awful music so I could appreciate this
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this man is the voice of a generation
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JUST
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>>63145407
just chop suey my shit up
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can you fucks stop bullying brendan?
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>>63144798
not really necessary. They're tea sellers after all. They don't even have any shit to be fucked up.
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>>63145695
It's ok Brendan. They're only meme's.
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>>63145407
>i feel sad knowing my grandchildren and children will never witness such memery
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>>63145564

stop pretending you've never heard chop suey
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>>63145695
Hello brendan
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>>63145407
Someone should actually sing this
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>>63145695

Although we poke fun, we all want Brendan to unfuck his shit one day
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>>63145407
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>>63145811
but dude, the whole issue is that we're in power to unfuck his shit, but all we're doing is spouting memes. If we'd take as much as effort in unfucking his shit as we do in memeing it up, the jews in Hollywood will notice significant internet buzz for Brendan. They'll see he is really popular again and cast him in roles, therefore shit would get unfucked once and for all. I bet Brendan would even come here and thank us all.
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>>63144816
He also had intimate knowledge of Brendans childhood and family resentments
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>>63144579
those imdb emjois bring memories back
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>>63145844
If he wants to be successful, Brendan should come out in full support of Donald Trump.

He should also start hanging around with CIA.
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>>63145844
Looks like someone missed all the twitter posts shitting on the Frase when that awful Texas Rising shit was on
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Intriguing. Is ChamCham really Brendan?
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>>63144650
>>63144774
>>63144854
>>63144868

ChamCham is Brendan Fraser
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>>63145914

see >>63145922
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>nobody even cares about taking down brendan's movies for copyright anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT6d7Y9WpJE
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>>63145980
It's actually because it's out of print, so the studio doesn't stand to lose any money if the movie is freely available.
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>>63145844
We made the planecrash happen
We made 2015 happen

Are we fucking Brendan's shit up with the power of our memes? Should we start photoshopping pictures of Fraser looking happy with a full head of hair in an attempt to save him?
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>>63146028
You can't bring the dead back to life
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>>63146028
can we use memes to help brendan? I want to see him smile again, make memes about him improving movies and saying how great he is
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Keking in the name of

Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)
JUST

Keking in the name of
Keking in the name of

And now you take all my paychecks (x12)

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK

Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)
JUST

Keking in the name of
Keking in the name of

And now you take all my paychecks (x4)
And now you take all my paychecks, now I'm hiding assets (x7)
And now you take all my paychecks

THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK

Fuck you I won't pay alimony..
Fuck you I won't pay alimony...
Fuck you I won't pay alimony..
Fuck you I won't pay alimony...
Fuck you I won't pay alimony..
Fuck you I won't pay alimony...
Fuck you I won't pay alimony..
Fuck you I won't pay alimony...
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY!!!

FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST (JUST) (JUST) (JUST) (JUST) (JUST)
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>>63145695
Can't flam flam the Cham Cham
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>>63145980
>skip to the end of the movie for no good reason
>shot of a parking lot
>it looks really similar to my university
>next shot
>it's literally my university
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DON'T CALL YOUR LAWYER
NO HAIR TOO
LOOK WINDSWEPT
THE BUS FARE REMINDS ME
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CucK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
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>>63146028
Just fix my shit up
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>>63146084
which college is that
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>>63146114
ALIMONY, NO PRENUP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>63146129
USC
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>>63145407

it's beautiful.
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>>63146171
Can't be, there's no empty condoms or ongoing drivebys in the shot.
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i acn't decide which would be funnier, if thechamcham were actually brendan or some super aspie specializing in fraserology

perhaps it's best JUST to keep the myth alive
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>>63146243
kek, I won't argue

Some Chinese student got beat to death by a gang of Mexicans last summer like a block away from my apartment
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>>63146249
ChamCham is confirmed to be Brendan. Once you start digging through the IMDB forums of BF he's constantly dropping little gay hints that he is Brendan Fraser to all his (a grand total of 4 or 5) lonely single women fans.
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>>63145908
>He should also start hanging around with CIA

hol up
u sayin
we sum kinda meme squad?
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>>63146263
Weren't two Red spies also killed by some basketball Americans a year or two before that too?

Also
>tfw going to UCLA as a film major and everyone asks me why I didn't go to NYU or USC if I was actually serious about it.
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>>63146311
I haven't heard that. But another Chinese student was shot in his car a year or two back.
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>>63145098
>>>/reddit/
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>>63146357
Yeah yeah, was it the same as these?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Ming_Qu_and_Ying_Wu

Also how hard would my friends and I get shit on if we just decided to hang out and meet people in some random dorms during FYF Fest?
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I dont think Brendan fraser's life is THAT bad
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>>63146398
Yeah, exactly. I think only retarded frat bros (there are a lot tho) and autists will actually be a dick to UCLA students.
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>>63145922
more evidence
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>>63146406
hi brendan
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>anon, why do you have so many pictures of Brendan Fraser
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>>63146438
Any bad blood with either Cal Poly campuses or are they just literally whos?
I might just go full Bruin if it leads to some interesting banter.
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Lol
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>>63146468
wow lol, he's truly a broken, broken shell of a man
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>>63146592
Literally whos. I wouldn't go full Bruin though.
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>>63146598
I seriously want to see him make a comeback tho ;_;
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>>63146550
Because I'm a very big fan. Why do you ask?
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>>63146598
>Brendan is literally in this thread right now
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>>63146598
>Am I right, ladies..? L-ladies?!
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>>63145407
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>>63146598

So he knows about JUST after all...
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>>63146612
Cool beans, if the atmosphere is off then I'll just say I'm from the Pomona one. Ideally I'd hope to snag some spoiled bratty USC princess slut who's interested in cross-campus exchanges, but if the rumors about the vapidity levels are true I might not even bother trying.

Also is there a lot of blacks over there, since every person I see on campus or around Westwood wearing a USC shirt is either black or a middle aged Mexican.
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>>63146667
>>63146598
there are like 2 or 3 sad lonely women who post constantly on the Brendan Fraser message board talking about how sexy his lips are or how much better he looks now than in 1997. Its surreal.

>You are now imagining Brendan Fraser aka ChamCham masturbating his dick raw to the posts of SixPaws67
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>>63146598
>trolls leave amirite ladies? :)

top kek, 40yo housewife fraser defense force assemble
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>look you guys Brendan is alright and still really handsome, he just needs some time to adjust so he won't be in the new Mummy film this time, maybe next though we'll see
>I really appreciate all your support
>I m-mean, Brendan really appreciates all your support I'm sure of it...

JUST
U
S
T
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>>63146697
>Ideally I'd hope to snag some spoiled bratty USC princess slut
No chance, they only fuck frat guys.

Like black students? There's not that many, but I don't know how many there are at UCLA. Does it matter?
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>>63146550
>Anon: that's called the 'just fuck my shit up meme'
>Louis stares, puzzled
>Anon: see, his shit got fucked up
>Louis: have you edited these? they look edited. Why do you post these pictures on 4chan? What do you get out of it, anon?
>Anon: hahaha JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, SENPAI!
>Anon proceeds to pull out a pair of hair clippers
>Louis: (confused) what are you doing with those?
>Anon: I want you to fuck my shit up, Louis. I want you to help me raise awareness for Brendan
>Louis: I don't think that would be a good idea, anon
>Anon:JUST DO IT (standing up) FUCK ALL MY SHIT UP
>Louis: (amused yet a little unnerved) I think I'm going to step outside whilst you cut your hair. Call me back in when you're ready
>cuts to a shot of Louis outside, silent, the clippers barely audible in the background
>the occasional shout of 'JUST' can be heard
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>>63146871
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>>63146824
That's a shame but also probably for the best.

UCLA has like 5% blacks students and majority Asian students. I think it's just the difference in surrounding environments that makes me think that USC would have more.
I feel safe walking alone up Santa Monica blvd at 3:00 AM yet I wouldn't walk alone around USC at 3:00 PM.
It doesn't matter either way, I was just curious.
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>>63146871
>I wasn't quite sure what I'd just seen, but I decided it was time to leave
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>>63146918
Don't believe all the memes, USC is safe if it's not late at night (and even then, there are campus police stationed for a few blocks surrounding the campus at night). There are a lot more Hispanic crimes than anything else.
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50.000 DOLLARS
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he knows about JUST
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>>63146967
Gotcha. Though is there any shit to do or see in the surrounding vicinity? I mean, it's no Pepperdine when it comes to its location.
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>>63146871
>>the occasional shout of 'JUST' can be heard
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>>63146598
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/board/thread/250826386
Which one of you is this?
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>>63147099
The natural history museum is right across the street from campus, as well as the Shrine, which has cool shows pretty often, but besides for that you're going to want to take the metro downtown.

Most students entertain themsevles with drinking and fucking.
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>>63147051
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/board/thread/250941190
This is getting out of hand
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>>63146598
>Brendan thinks we hate him
;_;
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>>63145407
>LAWYER (LAWYER)

Every fucking time
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>>63145407
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>>63146598
B-but we really want him to make a comeback.
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>>63146598
This has just made everything even sadder
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA


YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
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>>63144579

>tfw his money income is stollen by a greedy scientologist slave
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>>63146075
kek
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>>63146598
This is epic
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just, just
just fuck my shit up
broke as he can be
(ahhhhhhhh)
pay ali-mon-E
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>>63147321
Before JUST
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>>63146550
Louis is actually friends with Brendan so I think he'd understand.
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Can we get a hard confirmation that ChamCham is him and not just a super autistic fan?

Can we get Brendan to acknowledge JUST or any of its derivatives?

Can we get Brendan back in the movies? ;_;
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>>63147474
Is ChamCham Louis?
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>>63146969
900 000 US DOLLARS PER ANNUM
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>>63147474
>Louis is actually friends with Brendan
Source
>>
JUST
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA


YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
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I'll just remind you all that Brendan Fraser's website hasn't been updated in ten years and it's theme is some movie he did 10 years ago.

http://www.brendanfraser.com/
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Where's his weak point?
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>>63147051
>>63146598

brendan needs a little ad-JUST-ment
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>>63147300
/r/ing the wonderful recording of this
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>>63147667
>Flash enhanced hi-bandwidth site
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http://justiceavenger.deviantart.com/art/The-Mummy-4-530384048
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Soon...

All we have to do is...
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>>63147667
It's like I'm 15 again
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All he needs to do is get cast in capeshit and he'll be golden
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MODS WE DEMAND BIRTHDAY STICKY FOR BRENDAN
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>>63147777
quads confirm it, someone screenshot this post and send it to him on twitter.
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>>63145695
we are not making fun of him
we are trying to save him
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>>63146871
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>>63146084
americans love caring about this shit
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you guys don't spend enough time on imdb if you think this guy is him.
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Goddamnit, anon.

If Brendan sees this thread his birthday is officially ruined.
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>>63148051
it's not like he has anything better to do than post on his own imdb page. it's him
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>brendan is not verified on twitter
how much more JUST can you get, does it cost money because a ton of random people are verified
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>>63148051
nobody actually thinks it is, but it's funnier if we pretend that we think it is because then it's a little bit true
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>>63146871
pretty good
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>>63148141
That's not Brendan on twitter.
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>>63148203
wait neither of them are? I assumed the one talking about praying was
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Brendan and his ex-whore share the same Birthday

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807211/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/
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BRENDAN FRASIER I KNOW YOURE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW.

ON BEHALF OF EVERY ANON I WISH YOU LUCK AND PROFICCIENT ACTINGS

PLEASE RESPOND

WE LOVE YOU BRENDAN
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>>63148224
Nope chamcham has said he's not on twatter.
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>>63148035
What? Being amused by seeing a familiar location in a film is something specific to Americans?
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>>63148246
you don't really think brendan fraser has nothing better to do than browse 4chan on a weekend

but thanks
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>>63148267
only that they clap involuntarily when seeing a familiar location
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>>63148288
>http://www.brendanfraser.com/
PHILLLY WOO GO THE EAGLES STALLONE STAIRS STALLONE PHILLY
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>>63144579
I legitimately want a Mickey Rourke comeback from this loveable cunt.
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>>63147122
>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/board/thread/250941190
>>63147172

Fuck this is really depressing, hope no dickheads go and scare him off
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I was walking down Sunset Boulevard of all places. A humid, lingering June afternoon it was. The sun was blinding, the heat was blistering and I was wandering. Not a wonder, not a care in the world. Off in the distance there was this figure, twisting and turning in the crowds of people coming to and from, not one of them paying him any attention. As I made my way closer, I removed my sunglasses to wipe the sweat from my brow, squinting as I did so. Firstly, to shield my eyes from the baking sun, but squinting even more so when I saw who the tall glass of water-like figure was. It was Brendan Fraser. A babbling, incoherent and frantic Fraser. I stopped to take this in, the thought of "What the hell is Brendan Fraser doing?!" As that thought crossed my mind, Fraser crossed my path, locking eyes with me. Noticing that I was the only one besides himself at a standstill, a crazed grin began etching its way across his face. He came lumbering closer to me, he let out a yell of "Hey, buddy! Hey there, my man! How's it going? You want an autograph? A little meet and greet, one-on-one Q&A with the slayer of the mummy?!" Hoping, praying he was directing that at anyone but me, I sensed the awkwardness of the situation, as I tried to shuffle past him with a retort of "Uh.. no." (1/3)
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Why are you people so autistic?
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>>63148531
As I tried to make my way around him, he tapped his hand on the front of my shoulder, his grin widening even more. Smiling and talking through his teeth at me "Please! Talk to me! Let's do lunch, huh? $50 and I'm all yours, buddy. Okay?" His hand still on my shoulder, I noticed how grubby it was. The man hadn't shaved, showered or even slept in days it seemed like. I shrugged his hand off of me before stepping back, I put my hand out in front of me to distance myself from him, but also as a gesture to tell him to calm down. Before long, we're in something of a stand-off, maintaining eye contact with me, still grinning from ear to ear. He began to break out into a little dance, flapping his arms up and down, wiggling his head from side to side and tapping his feet. He said "How's this, huh?" This is entertaining, right?" I simply shook my head and before I knew it, Fraser was howling and bellowing like a wounded animal, exclaiming "Why?! You don't like this, huh?! How about this f--king shirt?! You like this?!" He began to unbutton his shirt, but became unsuccessful halfway through and began having some kind of fit. Spinning around in circles with half of his shirt stuck up over the top of his head, making noises the likes of "Weeeeeeeee! The Mummy returns?! The erections of my highschool days never returned! Flaccid pee-wee, flaccid credit hards, flaccid f--king stomach!" He put his hands on his hips and began to gyrate; his fat, sweaty gut, glistening and jiggling in the afternoon sun. (2/3)
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I think if his ex wife disappears all his problems will be solved
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>>63148582
Soon, Mr. Fraser found himself out of breath, tired and looking defeated. With an exhale of breath, he dropped his hands to his sides and let out a nervous laugh. Thinking he had calmed down, I stood, not knowing where to look, so I looked at the floor. I had my eyes closed, not wanting to believe that this situation was actually happening. All of a sudden the silence was broken with a scream of the word "Shhhhhhhooooooooeeeeeeeesssss!" I shot my head up to see Fraser, hopping on one leg trying to pull his shoe off his foot on the opposite. He began again "You see this shoe?" He sniffed it "I don't like it!" He began smacking himself in the head with an Addidas training shoe. He hit himself, but realised, obviously, that it hurt, so he threw the shoe on the floor and screamed "You little bitch!" Unzipping his pants, he started to urinate on the single shoe, some of it splashing onto my own shoes, as he went up and down on his tip toes humming "Always look in the bright side". "I have half a mind to sh-t on it too! Just like that bitch took a sh-t on my dreams!" said Fraser. With one shoe on, his shirt in tatters and his pants hanging by the top of his thighs, Brendan Fraser simply said "You know, life has dealt me this. This hand, these cards. Turn 'em over, you cash in your chips and what d'ya get? A one way ticket to loserville. Front seat, express line, singing a swan song, sharing a carriage with Edward Furlong." And as quickly as he had babbled, grinned, bellowed and yelled, Brendan Fraser was gone. That's how he harassed me. (3/3)
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>>63148606
This.
We need to put a think-tank together, make the bitch have an 'accident'.
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>>63148531
>>63148582
>>63148626
Is this the evolution of the "I was in a grocery store" meme?
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Have any of you looked up his brother Regan? Its pretty telling, the JUST gene runs in the family. Apparently he was homeless in Hollywood when our hero was at his peak of stardom.

https://twitter.com/ReganFraser?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Look at the comments on these:

http://www.sinosplice.com/life/archives/2005/06/22/the-mummy-in-shanghai

https://alfinadolphina.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/my-ex-roomate-regan-fraser-brother-of-actor-brendan-fraser-was-victimized-by-tabloids-esp-prostitute-ivana-winkelmayr-trump-mazuchelli/
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>>63148842
>Left expression
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
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>>63148962
>You have a good heart as you remembered my recent 50th Birthday, when even my own family members: brothers, including Brendan and “our Mummy” forgot.
Fuck Brendan, this guy is the real JUST
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>>63144579
I know Tarantino's a meme but Brendan could really do with starring in one of his films to kickstart his career again ala Travolta
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>>63146598

>brendan knows about /tv/
>he probably browses here

Brendan, just become a tripfag on here and grace us with your presence.
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>>63144802
> that boyish enthusiasm

He was just a victim waiting to happen for some immoral gold digger, wasn't he? It was always too late.
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>>63144802
>had to ask his wife's permission

what the fug
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>>63148842
3 stages of grief
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>>63149154
Who do you think makes all of the threads
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>>63148962
Jesus christ....im changing my allegiance to fuck brendan
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>>63149276
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>>63148962

Regan seems batshit crazy tbqh senpai.
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>>63149397
According to the ChamCham Regan left Brendan by himself in the city when he was a kid, or some shit like that I can't remember I read it like 6 months ago
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>>63146121

this is good
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>>63145407
10/10 well meme'd
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>>63149186
Bitch is probably a borderline or a sociopath.
Control is what those types specialise in.
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>>63149186
He was a proto-kekold, truly a man ahead of the times
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>>63148288
Aw, I'm sorry that your shitty third-world university is never featured in movies. You sound really bitter about it.
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>>63148538
Go back
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>>63146871
>>the occasional shout of 'JUST' can be heard
kek
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>>63149742
>berlin
>third world

okay
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>>63149920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
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>>63145407
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>>63144579
>There have been many "Mummy" movies since the silent era
But this one might be the biggest since the silent era.
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How do we sik latza on brendan's ex
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>>63150031
make her move to Milwaukee
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>>63146084
Funny, the only thing that could get shot at my university is people.
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>>63146075
Jesus Christ.
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>>63147810
>>63147777

Which Capeshit hero or villain could he play?

I see him as The Penguin in a future Batman film.
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>>63145012
Yup that's me. Gonna kill myself now.
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>>63145407
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>>63147777
>>63150161
I hear Marvel's planning on having Star Lord's dad be the original version of Captain Marvel. Can you possibly think of a better actor to play Chris Pratt's dad?
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>>63150382

What does space divorce look like?
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>>63150567
That's why he knocked up a human slut. And, I suppose, his radioactive space-seed gave her cancer.
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>>63144868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLq0jeuSlk
How is this not fucking creepy?

Some guy was taping all brendans interviews back in near the end of the 90s and now puts them up on youtube with a camcorder

This has to be cham being obsessed
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>>63145980
>go to random part of the movie
>see this
is he crying throughout the whole movie?
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>>63146598
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>>63144651
>Thunderbirds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1kQXwh23Q
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>>63150804

Or maybe he thought Brendan was going to be the next big thing?
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>>63146871
I've been awake for like 3 minutes today and I'm crying laughing.
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BANE?
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>>63150830
Brendan is really good at making these faces

I wonder why
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>>63151091

I want to watch a 72 hour film of Brendan doing nothing but making funny facial expressions, no plot or anything just a camera zoomed up on Brendan himself as he is pulling them. It would be the most experimental thing since Warhol's Empire.
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these threads keep getting better and better
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>>63146871
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>>63148051

it's literally him. He slips up sometimes when talking about Brendan and speaks in first person
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>>63151153
He would do that for 5 dollars
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>>63146075

>And now you take all my paychecks (x12)

brilliant
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>>63148051
go to infinitychan /just/ and take a look around

its confirmed to be him
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>>63144579
>tfw Mummy Returns is literally on TV right now.

Fuck, I want to cry right now.
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>>63151328
i remember watching the mummy episode 3, back then i had only just discovered 4chan but i didnt know anything that existed outside /b/
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#savebrendan
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ALL THIS TIME, I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE KEPT IN THE RED, FORCED INTO AL-I-MO-NEY (I've been cUcked by a thousand bucks it seems, it's time to pull the trigger finally!) WITHOUT ROLES, WITHOUT FUNDS, WITHOUT A HOPE (Don't make me pay here) THERE MUST BE SOME BIT PARTS! CUUUUCCCKK MMMYYYY SHIIIITTT UPPPP!
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>>63147703
I need this
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>Wasn't even on at least 1 of the 2 commentary tracks for Bedazzled
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>>63144651

>Bragging about how many people you ignore because they hurt your feelings
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>>63151834
God I hate 90s movie posters. I know the film was released in 2000, but close enough.
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>>63151834
>Brendan wasn't crushing that puss
>He went home to his parasitic leech
He made his own bed
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>>63144802
>
YWN be a fighter pilot
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>>63144802
I wonder what he thinks of the reboot.
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>>63144860
Aren't seizures stage 3 and delirium tremens stage 4?
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Will we be sending him a birthday card? Have we started the fire?
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He can only save himself /tv/.
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>>63145407

holy fuck hahahahahha
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How big is his cock?
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>>63152175
13 inches
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>>63145875
If he knows things that supposedly only Brendan would know, then how can you confirm that its not made up? Fucking idiot
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What did he do make his wife so angry?
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>>63152227
well its safe to assume its not made up when the guy gives them personal details not straight up "I heard this about him" stories.
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>>63152227
Because I'm Brendan, obviously
>>63152270
Stop sleeping with black men
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Tom Cruise as Rick O'Connel in a rebbot would be pretty neato. But he's old andim sure they want new blood.
One of the posters there said it was supposed to be set in present day Egypt and rick was going to be a Navy Seal

If that's true then the franchised is fucked.
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>>63144651
>period on the inside of the parentheses
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>>63152333

i thought navy seals had a minimum 5ft height
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>>63147667
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>>63152390
So does the naval air service and he was still a TOP GUN
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>Google the mummy reboot for more details
>Universal wants to create a cinematic universe with all its classic monsters

I.. I don't know how to feel about this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdBxptyZWs
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>>63152397
>Salon
>Undistilled opinions or the straight dope? Try some new ideas on for size.
Was Salon once a credible news website?
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S-save me p-please...
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>>63146598
>Brendon not realizing we love him and want the best for him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqrmxIDNsw
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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>>63152542
Kind of, yeah. Like 15, 20 years ago.
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>>63144579
J
U
S
T
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Is she one of us?

http://youtu.be/RIx6NIjacX8
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>>63152397
>marital bliss
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>63151166
>the internet hate machine hates nothing more than itself.

That's a powerful statement.
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>>63152542
this was in 2001 before clickbaiting was even a thing
15 year laters they get replaced by women studies graduates
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>>63151581
Wat is this
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>>63152737
fuck off
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How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
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>>63152397
>Shockwave
oh shit I remember that
good times
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>>63152397
>Volume to 11.
Spinal Tap references were still alive and well
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>>63152820
>Not the GOAT Frase theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
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>>63152771
An empty shell of a man
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We have to wake him up.
Wake him up inside. He can't wake up.

One of us must rise to the call and kill his ex. No ex no alimony.
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>>63152771
I saw Brendan Fraser at a soup kitchen in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “J-Just fuck my shit up”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “JUST JUST JUST” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him start sobbing as I moved on and served the next person. When I went to refill the servings I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen servings in his hands.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, the others need to eat too.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them back.

When she started serving the next in line, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any alimonial infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she served the man, he kept interrupting her by yelling JUST really loudly.
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>>63152968
Shine the Paul Latza beacon
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>>63152478
the fact that this has already been going on for a while and at least two of those films are out (dracula untold, i, frankenstein) and nobody gives a shit tells you all you need to know
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Attention britfags, The Mummy Returns with your favourite JUSTer is on ITV right now. Get in lads
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>>63152737
Fucking kill yourself, faggot.
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>>63153148

>>63150517
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>>63152552
His wife looks like a man in a wig
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>>63152397
>Hunger Free America
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>>63144651
I think he wants to be Brendan Frasers boyfriend.

>musical theater
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Post >yfw you realized that Brennyposting is back
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>>63144802
>afton smith
she's the author of brendan's pain
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>>63144579
I love how positive he is
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>>63153467
Brennyposting can't be JUSTed
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>>63153283
That fucking ending
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>>63146598
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
THEY TOOK HIS MUNNY
THEY TOOK HIS MUMMY
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>>63153467
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>>63153520
Actually made me sad. I wasn't prepared for feeling that from this thread
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>>63146075
Simple pottery!
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>>63153652
I feel that my dude. I wish we could do something for the guy. Isn't his birthday coming up? Are we doing a card?
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RING RING RING RING RING RING

>I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet. Please leave a message after the beep.

>BEEP

hey Jim!

it's me, brendan! from the mummy! ha! we actually met and um we spoke at the avatar premier in new york a few years back. i'm the fella you saw vacuuming the red carpet (for my friend) out back in the alleyway. we talked about how fishing and how great your career is.

i did manage to sneak into the screening.. and WOW! i was blown away! my ticket stub from that day is stapled to my bedside table to inspire me every time i wake up and jerk off in the morning! ha! no, i'm kidding! ha!

but hey, listen, my son, griffin, he's turning 14 soon and my ex wife and i have been discussing getting him a part-time job. we think it's about time. when we uh, POSED the question to him.. he thought maybe it would be cool to work on a movie set like his old man! so i said, HEY buddy, you know i'm a successful actor with lots of connections in H-town, i'll hook ya up!

so anyway! i know you're about to get down to work on the new avatar 2 movie. if you've got, you know, any camera lenses you need polished or coffees delivered....... i've got the guy for you!

and you will understand of course that since he is only 14, i would be chaperoning him around.. maybe you can pay us both? ha! well.. i mean..nahhhhh. wouldn't make sense

UNLESS you had an acting role in mind? nothing major, just something small to keep me tethered to the set while my son gets some first hand experience!!

yeah so uh give me a call back ANYTIME and say hi to your f-family for me!

t-thanks as always
your buddy brendan

CLICK.
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>>63145407

fukin' saved.
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>>63153894
Brendans kid is on the spectrum, he has no chance outside of a Rain Man remake
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>>63153894
Keep working on it, guy. It's almost there
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>>63147172
>eagerly awaiting a package sent by himself
I wept upon reading
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>>63153894
BEEP

Oh hey Jim, Brendan again. I don't know if you remember but you dropped your pen at the premiere. I tried to give it to you but the security held me back. I still have it. Its a really nice one too.. ha. So anyway, I can drop it off at your house if you'd like, uh, petty much anytime. My schedule is open this week, so give me a call. Alright, take care. Talk to you soon. Alright, Jim. Bye. This is Brendan Fraser. Ok.

CLICK
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Does anyone have brendan thunderbirds interview?
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>>63154060
fuck I dont know why I add named a picture brendan
Oh I do, I lost 50€ on virtual hats
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>>63154060
what its this?
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Why dont they just have Cruise play a future version of O'connels son from the second one?
Or did they already have a grown up son in dragon emperor? I never saw that one
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>>63154110
It's a new cinematic universe, there are no O'Connels
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>>63154056
BEEP

Jim! It's Brendan. Listen, I called you yesterday and left a message.. Not sure if you listened but if you did, well... uh.. ,ha... uh, well the things I was kind of high on whippets and said some crazy shit, so... You know how that is, ha. Yeah, sorry about that..... But hey! Still got your pen though, buddy! So give me a call. Oh and if you haven't listened to the other voicemail, just go ahead and delete it. Alright talk to you soon!......bye.

CLICK
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>>63154136
>BEEP

Hi Jim, it's me Brendan. I went ahead and contacted a surgeon who would be willing to turn me into a Na'avi for little charge. I was hoping to, uh, surprise you at the audition but my excitement couldn't contain itself. The procedure is scheduled for this Monday the 22nd and I can't wait to see how it turns out! The man I'm paying doesn't have an office so we're gonna do it at his home. Can you believe it, though? I'm gonna be a Na'avi! At no expense to you, of course. Although, it would be nice of you to respond to my other... ahem, hundreds of calls but I don't blame you! You're a busy man! Anyway Jim, wish me luck for this Monday I'm gonna need it! Okay, bye!

>CLICK
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>>63144961
>a fellow alcohol
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>>63154268
>BEEP

Hi Jim! I was wondering how you are doing! I don't have an agent at the moment because my career 'is a dead end' haha! Can you believe someone said that hahaaahaa...?!

*sound of holding back tears*

People are so crazy nowadays haha!

So I was wondering if you'd like to meet up for dinner sometime? Sadly we'd have to get something at my local wendy's near my motel! Wife took everything and is taking more in the alimony haha!

Just hit me up when you are next available! I know you must be a very busy man!
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>>63146598
Oh. This just blows the lid off it. TheChamCham is JUST an elaborate Brendan joke by someone from here.
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>>63145407
fucking amazing
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>>63153467
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>>63154545
I'm pretty sure he quit while Texas Memeing was on, maybe some anon has taken his account and donned the mantle
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>>63154545
You wish, he registered in 2013 and posts a lot on different imdb boards.
He is THE Brendan Fraser Defence Force

Also I am starting to suspect Brendan is not in JUST mode


>Alimony woes begin in 2013 and nothing happens in 2014

This is is Brendan 1 year later, goofy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gYCdLJr0eQ

His face is looking good there aswell
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Chamcham has posted before that he has pretended to be Fraser to fuck with trolls.
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>>63154679
>1 comment
>it's "JUST"
sides currently in orbit
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>>63154679
How come these people always have pictures of the celebs they meet? Surely they don't walk around with pictures of Brendan all day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3Yp9h36A
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>>63154384
>RING RING RING


uhh.. yeah I... I-i'ts me again... I..... I just can't do this shit anymore you know... people are laughing at me... *sniff*............................ I just need this one role and I can get my shit together ya know Jimmy! I don't know what'll do if I don't get it.... I'm tired Jim.. SHE FUCKING RUINED ME!!!!! *sob* ................................I feel like this is my last chance..... Anyway.... I hope to hear from you Jimmy-boy hahha... hehe............ *click*
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Brenny is everywhere
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Hello. You have 15 new messages

Message recieved yesterday at 5:18 PM

"hey Jim!

it's me, brendan! from the mummy! ha! we act..."

MESSAGE DELETED
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>>63154799
That's not even chamcham, he wouldn't misspell his name.
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>>63154869
This, he's way too autistic or Bren Bren to do that shit
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>>63154384
>*sound of holding back tears*
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>>63145781
I just listened to it for the first time to understand how this song is supposed to go.

I'm 23.

Song was kinda lame but anon made the parody pretty well.
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>>63154949
How did you miss it in your youth? I'm 25 and that shit was basically a meme in all but name on the radio and school
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Brendan should shave his head, muscle up and do a movie like John Wick. I'd watch that shit.
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>>63147300
>>63147703
>>63151824
shit doesnt even rhyme
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>>63155000
Never heard it on the radio and nobody really listened to that type of music in school outside of weird kids. Mostly pop top 40 stuff.
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>this whole fucking thread
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This is for you brendy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcCJvnlLves
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>>63146075
>>63145407
dont you have the papa roach one?
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>>63153467
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>>63154787
hahahahhahaha how do you lads think of this shit
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>>63153467
he's adorable. I love Brendan
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>>63155540
ChamCham pls go
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>>63144579

>tfw Fraser has so much free time that he trolls around his own board on IMDB
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SOME LAWYER ONCE TOLD ME
TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST MEME IN THIS THREAD
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA GLUM
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF A $ ON MY BANK CHEQUE

WELL THE BILLS KEEP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
FACE TO THE FLOOR AND MY CAREER BIUMMIN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO HAVE A GUN
MY JOBS ALL DEAD AND I HAVE NO FUN

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO MEME
BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH SMOKING A PIPE OF PCP LACED WEED?
YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T SMOKE
I NEVER SHINE WITHOUT A TOKE

HEY NOW YOU'RE A MEMESTAR
GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY
HEY NIW YOU'RE A MEMESTAR I DON'T GET PAID
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
ONLY MEME STARS DIE IN THE CO-OLD
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I plead my case, cham is not brendan

cham is just a lolcow, if imdb didnt have that faulty sms sendout for verifying shit we wouldve shitposted on brendans board to death
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>>63155617
IMDB IS A COOL PLACE
WAIT TILL IT GETS COLDER
BUT THE MEMIA MAN TENDS TO DIFFER
JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN MY LIFE PICTURE

THE MARRIAGE I MADE WAS GETTING THIN
THE MEME'S BEING ,ADE ARE MAKING ME CRINGE
MY CAREERS A PYRE, HOW BOUT YOURS?
I HATE MY LIFE AND STAY INDOORS
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>>63155820
>someone even more autistic than ChamCham took the time to make that image
wew lad go outside or something
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>>63155820
Another problem I have with cham is that he listed this as a way to reach Brendan

"Mr. Brendan Fraser
c/o Creative Artists Agency
2000 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, Ca.90067
U.S.A. "

which is something imdbpro gives out

For instance this is Tom Cruise's contact info

"Tom Cruise is professionally represented by agents of Creative Artists
Agency, Inc. His agents (he has several with the same agency) are:

Kevin Huvane, Victoria Metzger and Rick Nicita

These agents can be contacted at:

Creative Artists Agency, Inc.
9830 Wilshire Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA
90212
"

See the problem?
thechamcham is having people bombard Creative Artists Agency with fanmail and gifts to Brendan which won't even reach him.

Either he doesn't know this or he is on purpose trying to fuck with them
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>>63155820
What are you trying to say?
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>>63156065
kek
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>>63149920
More like third Reich.
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Anyone else think BF will go the Bryan Cranston route and end up getting a vehicle on TV?
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>>63156234
Nope
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>>63156303
Me neither. Lol.
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>>63156234
he needs a good agent
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>>63156408
Is he even a good actor? Like can he do serious roles?
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>Brendan is not "out" because he was never "in"
JUST
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>>63156419
Yes he can, but again:
shit agent
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this was a nice thread.
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