Webm Thread Christmas Edition.
Now that American eating feast is over let's get in the mood for Christmas by posting our favorite Christmas/Winter themed Webms.
Old thread: >>63113864
>>63120504
Hnnng.
>>63120763
>ywn be that burger
it hurts
I hear you man.
>>63120823
lel
>>63120763
sloppy eaters fucking disgust me, what a boner kill
>>63120929
>>63121003
Building PCs feels this way a lot of the time.
>>63121045
With AMD it does
>>63120903
>>63120504
How the fuck do they get away with calling this a kids show?
>>63121125
>>63121100
>>63121153
What is this from and is it good ?
>>63120504
>>63121131
Thank you, Based Dan.
And now something ugly.
>>63121023
why would you get a boner watching someone eat?
>>63120504
Aw fuck yeah, shake that ass you underage slut. Imagine how tight that ass would be if I stuck my dick in it
>>63121183
5cm Per Second. Yes it's decent.
>>63121183
5 cm Per Second and no.
>>63121268
>>63121269
thanks senpaitachi
>>63121269
Just the animation makes it worth it tbqh
>>63121131
It is the will of "The Man With The Plan" Dan "Put Drugs In Her Cider And Then Stick It Inside Her" Schneider
>>63121224
So smooth. Why isn't everything 60fps or even 120fps?
>>63121367
Got the train scene ?
>>63121246
Why wouldn't you? It's perfectly normal
>>63121413
Man polar bears are beautiful.
>>63121413
dontstopbelieving.webm
>>63121426
Which? This? >>63121153
Half the first story takes place in a train.
>>63121413
that baby seal flapped it's fins and flew away, r-right?
>>63121413
Jesus christ, that tension.
>>63121367
You mean the backgrounds.
>>63121479
>comparing someone using a knife and fork to cut a small piece of food to someone taking a bite out of a huge ass burger
dumbfuck
>>63121498
Nope, the last train scene. With the song.
>>63121413
Did the polar bear survive?
>>63121521
>>63121539
>comparing someone
Wtf are you talking about retard, can you not read?
>>63121611
Fuck, that's not a webm, apologies.
>>63121367
It's not animation.
90% is just rotoscoping.
The actual animation is the characters.
And they look like typical animated crap
>>63121479
Every since some anon pointed out that the shot of the knife/fork has more pastry than creme than the fork she puts in her mouth, that's the only thing I see in that and it annoys me. Come on Tarantula, cinematic consistency is important!
>select all images with street signs
>do so
>we need you to do it again
>do so
>no, we said all images with street signs
>there are no others
>street signs, anon!
Fucking bullshit.
>>63121549
?
>>63121652
As good as that scream queens one with Aria. You know the one
>>63121712
>tfw it's a street names and you select all the signs captcha
>>63121697
Maybe she scooped more cream for a split second off screen before she at it.
>>63121724
Yep, that's it.
/r/ that scene from Fargo where the guy fucks the widow of his dead enemy.
>>63121791
>that look
>>63121712
You answered too many already and your IP will get blocked soon, change it and delete your cookies.
>>63120504
Name of the one on the right?
>>63121867
that scene was hot
>>63121794
>perfectly cut to loop forever
Genius work, 10/10 webm.
>>63121867
>>63121867
That's not the scene.
>>63121949
why do you do this
>>63120504
whats the deal with that red head i cant remember the name?
she just has her mouth open like she's been lobotomized and i doubt she's singing since the other girls aren't
and her movements lack grace aswell
>>63121998
drugs
>>63121984
it is
>>63120763
dat pickle in her hair
>>63121998
Still in shock from a night with Dan "the Man" Schneider
>>63122029
It's not, he's talking about the scene where the fucking actually happens while he's staring at a picture of the bully.
Webm related, there's a surprising number of thumbs inside asses in Fargo.
>>63121997
do what?
>>63120763
>those fake smoking skills
>im acting
>the look on her face
>OMG this beef is disgusting
>cant wait for this scene to finish so i can eat some Kurds
>>63122129
DELETE THIS
>>63120519
>>63120546
>>63120639
>>63120661
>>63120733
>>63120762
>suburban white people problems, the movie
>>63120504
Who are victoria and Arianne looking at that's offscreen?
Victoria looks and turns around as if out of embarrassment/getting caught, Arianne stares the entire time
>>63122159
ENJOY.
>>63122163
>I was born in 1996, the post
>>63120763
>just sitting there, with sauce on your face, knowing there's sauce on your face but unable to wipe it off because that's what it says in the script
I couldn't be an actor
>>63122168
Movie?
>>63122119
gross
>>63122260
Operation Espadon
>>63122260
looks like that terrible one with john travolta and halle berry's titties
Who has the episode in 720p and can upload it somewhere? It's down everwhere.
>>63120504
Dick status: Muh
post liz
>>63120504
I have no idea who these sluts are and what movie or show their from but I NEED to watch more like this and I need to watch NOW. Just sauce my shit up famm.
>>63120504
Ariana was hotter when she was thicker here, she looks horrible now.
>>63122531
She always looked like a animatronic to be honest
>>63122482
I love that wiggly arm dance move he does when he's getting shot
>>63122563
reminder that vjuice being problematic and joking about rape is why her career failed
>>63122563
>Dan was in the suit the whole time
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!
post more Alex
>>63121521
the delivery of "but, it's fine" is so fucking awkward, why wouldn't they use another take?
>>63122824
He is far too fat to fit in the suit but he did play santa during rehearsals.
>>63122800
>problematic
Why is American youth so doomed?
>>63122163
Wow, what a clever insight. Please share your observations in the future they will be much appreciated faggot
Anybody got webms of that kid's show that's by the guy who made The C-u-c-kold?
>>63123511
>>63122189
Larger body count in that one scene than tom Jane's abortion of a movie.
>>63123511
I love the story told about how Sam Raimi wrangled Gene Hackman in this movie.
>>63123628
I'm afraid I don't know that story.
>>63123613
that's just sad
>>63123683
>Raimi directing working on Quick and the Dead
>tells Gene Hackman for the following scenes he's going to tip his hat to the guy across the street, sit in the chair and ask what the odds are on the kid
>GH: I'm not gonna do that.
>Raimi in trouble.jpg
>tells Gene they already have footage of the guy reacting to his hat tip and they can't just waste it
>Gene says he'll tip his hat but won't sit in the chair or ask about the kid
>Sam says that since his character is like the king of the town the chair is his throne, his seat of authority
>ok he'll tip his hat, sit in the chair but won't ask about the kid.
>oh but that scene establishes that even though he's standoffish he genuinely cares about his son and will add to his character
>GH:ok, I'll tip my hat, sit in the chair and ask about the kid.WHO'S THE BOSS EH, WHO'S THE BOSS?!
>>63123613
She's so pretty until her tattoos start being visible.
>>63123613
so how many STDs did those three pass to one another?
>>63123741
Why was Jew Hack such a pain?
>>63123779
HOLY FUCK
>>63123580
why does he lean into the shotgun the whole time like a super-camp-marathonner
>>63123613
BILL NO.
>>63123807
Actors man, it's not the first time either
>As John Badham reported in his excellent book I’ll Be In My Trailer (co-written with Craig Modderno), Richard Donner was faced with a problem when Gene Hackman was cast as Lex Luthor. For Hackman was sporting a moustache and hair at the time, and Donner wanted his Luthor to be bald and demoustached. Hackman refused to shave off his facial foliage, and Donner had a challenge on his hands.
>Donner's tactics, however, were sublime.
>He went down to the make-up and costume departments, and got them to put a fake moustache on his mush. When faced with Hackman on his first day of shooting, Donner made the actor an offer: shave off yours, and I'll shave off mine. Hackman eventually agreed, going first. And then, in front of him, Donner pulled off his fake 'tache. After a moment of stony silence - that sounds quite terrifying - Hackman eventually laughed, and set about putting the definitive Lux Luthor - thus far - on screen.
>>63123837
It's Dolph Lundgren, let him have his thing.
>>63123827
Kill more people than crocodiles every year.
>>63121697
it's called continuity
scene to scene continuity
>>63123779
>not getting an STD from clooney
>>63120504
Dan "Spread her wider I'm deep inside her" Schneider
>>63123928
I would have been shitting myself. First with suspense, then with laughter.
>>63123837
The guy's like nine feet tall, consider the physical forces involved.
>>63124049
She is the best present
>>63121067
Old time HollyWood stars seem like they would be such dick irl
>>63124272
The press didn't have as much access and technology to follow and track them, so they'd also get up to way more fucked up stuff back then.
>Kirk Douglas raping Natalie Wood when she was a kid
>That one actress who would only ever fuck dogs, never men
>Errol Flynn, literally everything
>>63122773
oh my gosh
>>63124359
a lot of good the fucking helmet did mate
>>63124359
LEL
rekt
>>63123779
and imagine the Hippo is actually running on the bottom of the river that fast
>>63121902
Elizabeth Gillies.
>>63124676
dude they're out pretty far, it's not touching the bottom, they really do swim that fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXYw91lQuY
>>63124359
Top lel
>>63122503
From left to right: Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice and Elizabeth Gillies.
Show is Victorious, from Nickelodeon.
>>63124789
That pissed me off so much as a kidbecause I was already hopelessly addicted to black asses and couldn't stand these flat bitches taking up space.I had no patience or appreciation for the depth of the satire at the time.
... Anyways, speaking of Chris Evans roles.
>>63124933
Thanks wreckage brother. If only I could find that specific episode on the torrents now...
>>63120762
is that Raymond's mom at the end?
>>63125121
Yep.
Also, the son in this one was the guy from Big Bang Theory and Roseanne.
>>63125042
That I don't know, sorry. Just try to find some Christmas special episode and I think you're golden
>>63125191
And Elane from Seinfels is the neighbor
>>63125042
A Christmas Tori
>>63124272
I watched the horror movie Tourist Trap a few days ago and looked up stuff about Chuck Connors who was in it. It seemed like everyone who met him really liked him and said he was a great guy who was really grateful for everything he had, so probably not the dude in the webm you're replying to. Chuck seemed like a bro. He was a pro baseball player too.
>>63124359
>That one actress who would only ever fuck dogs, never men
wat
>>63125374
Ew.
>>63124359
>Natalie Wood
>kid
She was a teen, not a kid.
>>63125374
YYEAH BABY WHO'S IN CHARGE NOW!!!1
>>63125506
What can't even handle the kids show about shaving armpits?
>>63125660
She's hot but this is disgusting
>>63121186
So how much CP did he have exactly?
>>63121492
I would go in that store just cause i felt bad for whoever had to do this... C-cute though : /
>>63125660
>Dan "The Absolute Madman" Schneider
I'm not even trying anymore to understand how can he be so based.
>>63125698
Remove you're self.
>>63122168
>filename
>/news/ exists
>still no audio on /tv/
Hiroshima is getting on my tits
>>63121902
>this fucking new
>>63126048
has she gotten a cameo in season 2 yet?
>>63125986
>remove youre self
I came here to judge webms
>>63126118
We've got "Okay then" girl now.
>>63121413
w-what's happening here
>>63126211
Nature motherfucker, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE.
>>63126248
>Nature motherfucker, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE.
Carnivores out
>>63126248
>didn't go up
>kills hundreds in a derailing
thanks hancock
>>63124014
Mmmm Bill is still pretty strong for a guy his age.
>>63126321
HEROES
IN
A
HALF
SHELL
>>63126353
it's a cargo train not a passenger train, at most he killed the conductor
>>63126409
>>63125629
What's this from?
>>63126321
>you will never have a bro that will flip you over when you need it
>>63121697
I was just thinking this. She would need to really struggle to get the original pastry cut into her mouth.
>>63126498
Drive Angry.
>>63126394
>>63126321
>>63126516
>>63126498
The Dark Knight
that guy tried to rob the wrong bank
>>63126369
Its a 110lbs chick, you shit bitch.
>>63126628
I chuckled.
>4chan attempts murder
>>63126321
pretty cool too be honest.
>>63126598
A 110Lb chick at what 65-70? That is not automatic.
I know a lot of Guys Bills age that could not manage that who are in fairly good health.
>>63126749
>I know a lot of Guys Bills age
Why?
>what if we were the bad guys
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448747973793.webm
>>63126628
What is this from?
>>63126781
Dad and friends of my dad.
>>63121697
>>63121479
I want to give Mélanie all of my thick cream
>>63126820
God Bless America
>>63126830
Why do you hang out with old people?
>>63126781
Because he's an aspiring actor and is too old for Bryan Singer.
>>63126820
God hates America
>>63126830
Your dad can't even hold a 50kg woman with both hand like that with 65? lol
>>63126830
You get passed around?
>>63126850
yeah, sure.
but what does the movie called?
>>63122727
that looks so bad
>>63126856
Why don't you hang out with your dad more and stop being an awful ungrateful son.
>>63126943
It is.
>>63126931
:^)
>>63120504
Is this a Mean Girls homage?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448748527540.webm
>>63126976
yes
>>63126914
Stop try to live out your gay fantasies through me. You can get a train run on you by a bunch of oldguys if you apply yourself. Make your dreams come true!
Never forget
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448748957402.webm
>>63127045
What's with the slow-mo? What does that do?
>>63125629
>>63126557
I wanted to make a joke about "bat" but I have failed. I just want you to know that I tried...
>>63127131
>>63126984
What?
>>63120504
Man I miss that show so much. I like Dan's current show Game Shakers, but the girls are nowhere near Victorious level.
>>63122163
>Wanting nigger problems
No thanks. Just because you shit skins can't function like decent human beings doesn't mean I am not going to bitch when I metaphorically stub my toe.
Go fuck yourself tyrone, paco, achmed, dindu, chan
>>63127149
>What does that do?
Slow it down.
>>63127184
You know what
>>63127213
>>63127229
What a little leg
>>63127185
>I like Dan's current show Game Shakers
Jesus Christ there are actually people like this here
>>63127219
Those aren't tv
>>63127219
What? Wow.
>>63127258
The first episode wasn't that great, but it gets better. It's pretty damn funny imo. I'm 23 btw.
>>63121492
>>63125966
I mean, at least people can't see his/her face. Probably quite fun if it isn't too hot out.
>>63127304
Was it rehearsals?
>>63127258
>tfw 32 years old and have no idea who these people are or what these shows are called
I had find out some of this shit was on Nickelodeon. Which I didn't even know still existed because the last time I watched Nickelodeon salute your shorts was on.
>>63127311
It's shooped, it's nothing to do with self-driving cars
>>63127354
yes
>>63127363
I know the girls from Victorious but never watched a single full episode. I watched the first 3 minutes to make the christmas webms tho and wanted to shoot myself after 3 lines of the redhead.
>>63127314
Are you a neet?
This was some weird shit
>>63127478
>that crotch area of her jeans
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448749677350.webm
>>63121822
>>63127478
Not a neet, but a university student.
>>63127527
How do you do your subs, I'm fucking awful at it.
>>63127527
I love this woman
>>63127579
>university student
>not a neet
that's a pretty funny joke, anon.
>>63127579
So you aren't simple minded just autistic, ok.
>>63127618
tbf I do feel like a neet most of the time.
>>63127609
>dat Flanno
HNNNNGH
>>63127691
>>63127611
>woman
Naughty
>>63127638
I dunno, I just like Dan's style of comedy and the girls are cute to look at.
>>63127691
>0:41
Great Krypton..
