ITT: Fictional characters you can take in a fight
>>62993472
nigga hes got a fuckin lightsaber
i can one shot this guy
this nigga
>>62993892
I don't know man, watto seems like a cheating nigga he might fuk u up
>>62994026
Quigon was the cheater
>>62993472
lol'd
>>62993511
too bad he doesn't know how to use it lmao
>>62993472
I don't have arms, so this walking carpet is royally fucked.
Itd be neck and neck the first few hours
>>62993537
Steve could kick my ass even like that to be honest. He probably wouldn't tho, cos I'm a cripple.
>>62993472
>>62993747
kekd hard
>>62993472
After scouring through folders of hundreds of powerful waifus, I'm sure I could take on fish guy here if I got the drop on him.
>>62996393
Oh that's real nice.
the lore on this guy is that he was a god-tier swordsman or something too lmao
>>62993472
If a shirtless Ramsay and 20 good men could do it, so could I
>>62993537
SS + GOMAD
As long as I can keep the little fucker in front of me.
>>62997422
>fighting instead of living in acid symbiosis with him
>>62995813
How is Ellen Page a fictional character?
>>62999745
That's that slut high schooler Juno, retard.
>>62999773
Nigga Willrow Hood would fuck your shit up.
>>62993472
I couldn't believe it, but his name is actually Coleman Trebor. That sounds so mundane for SW.
>>62995813
I would wrestle her tenderly.
What's the best way to pretend you're totally a woman (besides cutting your dick off)?
>>62999779
She'd fuck you up with her hamburger phone!
>>62999745
She is
>>62999999
A big girl
>>62999999
...we thought she couldn't ACT. Turns out she has been acting this whole time
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>>63000039
For
>>62993472
>>62996477
He's actually a great swordsman; his one weakness is very specifically just an old unarmed man standing perfectly still and a guy casually shooting a single blaster at 1 shot per second.
>>63000063
Amazing
>>63000098
what's his name?
>>63000098
Damn, I didn't remember it looked THAT cheap.
Jesus.
I would beat the bazinga guy any day. And gladly.
>>62996000
a cripple with a tripple
>>62993511
>As if a memesabre automatically means you can fight
They were giving them out to younglings like lollies anon, younglings.
>>62995885
kekaroony
>>62996347
He's real man, he's got a massive chip on his shoulder too, like it's everybody else's fault he looks like a melted kettle.
>>63000148
Coleman 'When I'm writhing in agony, I fall over the balcony' Trebor
>>63000098
Wait why the fuck does his lightsabre turn off when no one's touching it? It's an on/off button. Did he bring a broken lightsabre to the first battle in a million years?
>>62999999
Wew lad
>>63000584
>>63000148
Coleman 'got friends in high places, I'm not sure where my face is' Trebor
>>63000655
>Replying to sextuplets with dubs
MODS!
>>63000148
Coleman 'my skills aint so hot and I'm gonna get shot' Trebor
>>63000639
It's not an on/off button, it's a dead man's switch (or at least it can be, I think there's multiple settings)
>>63000800
Yeah and Coleman's was set to 'JUST'
>>63000098
Watching these now it's so painfully obvious Christopher Lee is actually standing on his own in a green room
>>62999999
>you were here when /tv/ proved Ellen Page doesn't exist
nice
>>63000148
Coleman 'The Mint Man' Trebor
>>63000148
Coleman 'Extra Weak' Trebor
>>63000545
Do you know him or something?
>>63000545
well with a face like that what is he supposed to be? happy go lucky?
i assume he's been deprived of all those things in life which most of us take for granted (romantic love, etc.)
>>63001403
Hey man, I've been deprived of those things as well and I blame nobody but myself
>>62999999
I don't even have an image for 6 numbers
>>63001429
yes, but that's on you.
getting a face like that is getting dealt an extraordinarily shitty hand of cards. it's not like he made a conscious decision to have a face like that and now has to live with the consequences. he has been denied a dignified life due to factors outside of his control. of course he's gonna have a chip on his shoulder.
>>63001403
>which most of us take for granted (romantic love, etc.)
>He posts this on 4chan
>>63001403
He can always kill himself if he's so miserable.
>>62996347
Man, Kirk Douglas aged really badly.
>>62999999
Noice
:DDDDDD
>>62996000
Witnessed hell in wheels.
>>63000098
Its a chame he was one week from retirement too.
>>62993472
Why are dinosaurs so bad at lightsaber duels?
>>63002930
Their vision is based on movement. He had trouble seeing both Dookie and Django because they were standing perfectly still.
Also Jango Fett had the high ground.
>>62999999
Oh my
this guy any day of the week
>>63000098
So did that last shot hit the lightsaber and knock him over, meaning the impact killed him? That's what it always looks like to me.
>>62999822
Dubs just confirmed what we knew already. Name a character he HASN'T fucked up in the eu? Yoda even got rekt by him in a young adult novel, dude tried touching his ice cream maker.
>>62993747
underrated post
>>62993886
Finally realised who this mother fucker reminded me of
>>63001498
He should invest in cosmetic surgery ;^)
Cage match.
>>63000639
i think only lukes had an off and on button, iirc vader or sheev commented on it
>>62993723
>thinking he wouldn't tap into his retard strength
You're FUCKED anon
>>63004561
[citation required]
>>62993886
i hate this piece of shit
>>62993472
I could take on the entire cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
