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>>62961347
>unironically watching this shitty weebo show.
>young teenaged girl shows up
it's like they're specifically catering to /tv/
>>62961347
Can't watch, but I'll be monitoring the threads to see what happens.
>>62961425
with that hairstyle
>twirling swords just because
But why.
WHY DONT THEY USE GUNS?
>>62961475
arm strength
> white ninja girl in blue robes with butterfly throwing stars
how...fun
>>62961490
BECAUSE RAISINS
i want to fuck that widow
>>62961514
>wanting fun
por que
>>62961490
because they banned them, lol.
Mad Max Chinese Road
>>62961490
they were outlawed
>meet random girl in the woods
>turns out she's the Baron's daughter
what are the fucking odds?
This episode so far:
>girls can use swords too!! not just boys!!
>hey boys!! girls can throw, too!!
>girls can beat boys in combat and get the jump on boys too!! ;)
>#likeagirl
That Joseph Gordon-Levitt commercial is dumb.
It needs better music. A nice drum beat during the initial fight would have been sick.
>>62961612
>puts a throwing star to the neck
>"Oh you're cool, come take a bath in my home"
this is kinda hot
>>62961613
>/ss/ already
don't forget the multi hit combo of the week with all them slashes breh
>you will never bang the baroness and her daughter
is k (or whatever his name is) gay i mean come on he's already inside
>>62961612
Who else would be out there?
WE SS NAO
from /a/ to /ss/
hey kid wanna /ss/?
I'll even throw in my daughter
If it was a grown man washing a 13yo girl the SJWs would riot
>>62961666
>you will never have widiow give you a subtle hand job while bathing you
Why even live
>>62961710
Never say never. God damn she is hot.
>Liking this shit show
Kill yourselves
Goddam the Widow is hot.
was that a tarrot card?
Why is the baron who only supplies Poppy to the world the strongest out of all of them?
>>62961739
this piece of shit is going to be the buffer for the talking dead for at least
ONE
MORE
WEEK
get fucked nerd
I love the Baron. That smooth Southern accent is great.
this girl power shit is getting tiresome now
>>62961801
he's got the beard of a civil war general
or ryan fitzpatrick, either or
This show is pretty good desu. I
>>62961771
where did they say he was the strongest?
Women stronk incoming
She has cute eyebrows.
Holy fuck that was retarded. Leon Matilda is better.
>>62961823
the Baron she's going after is Poppy Baron
she also said he has the largest army, which again how does a man who only produces Poppy accomplish that
>>62961817
W O W
O
W
>guy has no chance
>little girl demolishes the guy in 4 seconds
women too stronk in da badlaends
So how strong is the widow's forces I'm hoping it's all women.
>sunny gets called out for hitting and quitting
what an interesting protagonist
>>62961857
they accept anyone and are in the center of the badlands
>>62961864
Do you think the Great Dolemite will let me join his all female army of kung fu killers?
>>62961864
Its probably gonna be some all women gurl power sort of deal.
why are the photos old timey? can you only get your photos taken at dollyworld in the badlands?
>le stronk small 90 lb womyn can over power grown men
I'm getting real tired of this meme.
>>62961864
seems to be a combination of women and men in bowler hats
what race is sunny's girlfriend supposed to be?
>not allowed to have a family
>still jizzes inside his girl
retard
>>62961907
native badlandian
>have fucking MRI scans
>don't have guns
>>62961902
hey faggots amc just went out where is a stream?
>>62961920
Cancer the show
>the first actual acting of the entire show
FINALLY
>>62961920
Guns were outlawed.
Just have them destroy the fucking MRI scan, Jesus.
why did he kill them went to the pot
Why kill them? Is it just to establish that he's evul.
>>62961928
I demand an answer
>>62961960
But if he did that they couldn't paint the baron to be 100 percent evil.
>>62961960
>>62961976
>>62961978
apparently any appearance of weakness would be like blood in an ocean full of sharks
>>62961958
Yeah because we all know that works
>>62961978
probably because the baron knew sunny did the sex with their daughter
and his warriors arent supposed to have the sex, apparently
>>62961978
or that he's going insane with paranoia
>>62961817
>>62961827
>>62961862
>>62961894
>>62961898
>W-WHAT STRONG WOMEN!!!??? IMPOSSIBLE
>M-MUH MASCULINITY
Jesus Christ
>>62961978
And the plot device to have him disobey the baron so he keeps his pureness
Pleb at maximum levela
>>62961976
>>62961978
To secure the secret of his tumor. If an enemy were to torture them for information, for example, the word might get out.
>just lets him kill the two innocents
Bravo Sonny you fucking pussy kekfaggot
>>62962019
ITS NODDA TOOMAH
so why do they still use horses when Sonny has a badass motorcycle?
>>62961978
Because they are too good and could easily tell everyone "Hey guys! The Baron has a tumor!".
Then everyone and their brother would go after the baron's land.
>>62962003
apparently it does in the badlands since everyone uses kung fu and swords to fight their battles.
>>62962013
Don't do that.
You know exactly what people are expecting it to be like in 2015. There is a difference between strong women and sjw shit. In this day and age I'm expecting the latter.
>>62962061
Because it's kobold also no guns n shit
We half way through it what do you think so far?
>>62962061
the writers are hacks
>>62962087
it's okay
i'll keep watching because i'm interested in the worldbuilding and i want to see the other barons and find out the backstory of the earth as it is in the show
- Badlands Drinking Game -
>Everytime a white man is evil
>Everytime a white womyn is stronk
what else?
>>62962075
Hey, at least the Widow is a voluptuous Southern Belle with a butterfly as her symbol. That is as anti-sjw as they get.
>>62962123
>Everytime Sonny looks introspective but completely confused at the same time
oh hey it's Quartrich
>>62962110
This.
>>62962087
I'm partly with >>62962110, plus I really like the action scenes.
>>62962123
every time kid goes into dark eyes mode
hard mode everytime there's a swoosh sound effect
>>62962123
everytime someone appears shirtless?
>>62962123
Every time someone wants to molest the Indian.
she isn't really her daughter is she, just her favorite soldier
I'm guessing her sisters have the same haircut and the boy is gonna get a ring that cuts him
Why couldn't Sunny just be the main protag instead of inserting this retarded "dark eyes" faggot to move the plot along? I could seriously give a shit whether that kid lives or dies.
This girl is just weird to look at. The eyebrows are distracting, and with the haircut and clothes, I am constantly reminded of Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
>>62962231
The boy is not Annie
>>62962236
She's pretty hot desu
>>62962236
I'm getting a very Asuka vibe from her
This is not a good thing.
>>62962235
Gotta have an epic demon mode power up.
>>62961347
HE LIKES HER kek
>>62962123
blood splatter and swoosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs6xtWpaw_Y
>>62962195
Nah its an all women assassin group. The men all work as slaves and the women are trained to be assassins
i'm really confused
are there only barons in the badlands? or are the badlands ruled by one baron (quinn), and the domain he rules is just called the badlands?
should I get the amc app?
>>62962291
It sounds like there's fertile land and then some huge expanse of land known as The Badlands
>>62962291
Several Barons (Kings)
They control territory and are practically their own nations.
>>62962317
No are you crazy
>>62961855
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that vibe though
>>62962291
there are like 6 Barons who each have territory and export 1 thing to the other barons.
>>62962291
there are 5(?) barons who each rule their own respective lands in the badlands
each one keeps a tentative alliance with the other if only because the victor of a war between two barons will be put into the ground by the others
Quinn is considered the strongest military wise
>white parents
>black kid
>>62962326
http://www.amc.com/shows/into-the-badlands/exclusives/digital-comic
Did he kill the doc because he knows about Sonny's babby, or is that just a convenient plot device to add drama?
>>62962385
they already said she's adopted
if you actually give is a try the story is pretty coherent
>>62962385
They couldn't have children and the baron gave them a baby as a gift. Fuck man pay attention
I wish Sunny hadn't knocked up a black chick. If they had to go interracial route - why could he have put his sperm into some hot Hispanic chick?
The fuck is this fan disservice. Nobody wants to see this nigga's ugly ass clubfoot.
>that ugly ass foot
dafuq
>>62961347
>>62961347
I bet you foot fags love this nasty shit
>>62962400
1 He was pissed he was dying of a tumor.
2 He didn't want his secret to get out (cut the loose ends)
>>62962426
I think it's supposed to make us feel subconsciously subservient and yet simultaneously resentful towards him and the upper class/barons themselves
>>62962416
fuck off
>>62962416
AM/BF is the least common mix, it's weird to see
>>62961771
Muffins and drugs?
fuckin lel
Fucking twat.
literally everyone is molesting the indian kid
>>62962395
Thanks for clearing that up
Just hit me.
When did Glen from Mad Men have a sister?
The fucking setting designs are all over the place. One moment we're in this asian looking city, some southern place, some ancient training place, and a forest of some kind. Christ
jesus that red head raping me would be so hot
>cute white Loli kisses curry nigger
Just about done
>>62962513
I mean,
Game of Memes does the same thing
>>62962537
And yet its fanbase is slowly dying.
>>62962524
Get a fucking grip.
>>62962491
>>62962524
is he actually indian? i thought he was like greek or something.
also
>loli
she's older than him
So I'm just going to try and predict this shows story.
Eventually the red baron is going to kill Sunny's girl. Sunny will defect. He's going to team up and journey with secret super sayian Gohan kid and find this lost city they both know. Red baron and black baron are going to be recurring antagonists to kill them. Blue ninja girl is going to have feelings for Gohan and eventually join them on this magical journey to free the badlands from evil.
>>62961347
It's shit.
>>62962544
even though season 5 finale beat out the NBA finals when it came out?
8.1 million unique viewers?
>>62962451
It's ugly is what it is. Black/White and Black/Hispanic never ever bothered me but Black/Asian has always been disgusting and I find Asian/White boring as fuck.
Asian/Hispanic would actually be something new.
>>62962591
even though
>>62962539
I can smell the SJW influence from here.
>>62962586
>Eventually the red baron is going to kill Sunny's girl
I hope so.
>>62962625
kek desu senpai
>>62962586
sounds about right
And now we're in some kind of industrial place, there's like no proper transitions its just all hard cuts
>>62962586
the guy playing Red Baron is a legit actor
I doubt they can afford him for more than one season, he'll likely die and Red Son will take his place
>>62962569
Reddit pls
>>62962574
He looks Indian desu senpai I'm disgusted
Either way lolis getting kisses from anyone but me makes me upset
Why don't they just throw shit at him?
>>62962685
>red son dying right now
WELP
>>62962710
That's why.
>>62962691
What was reddit about my post?
What kinda sword is he using?
whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh SHLING SHLING WHOOSH WHOOSH
>>62961347
THIS FIGHT SCENE LOOKS LIKE KILL BILL 1 BB VS CRAZY 88
>>62962727
^_____________^
>>62962712
trailers already have Red son eventually plotting with Widow to take out Red Baron
i love in these fight scenes to just watch the guys shuffling around in the background waiting for their time to attack the main guy. karate fights where it 1 v like more than 3 people are so retarded.
>That perfectly placed wood box
>>62962751
4 dudes attacked him at once and he rekt dem all
>>62962751
so why are you watching a kung-fu show?
that's standard fare for this genre
>>62962586
> I can train you
Piccolo and Gohan. Called it anon lol
Did he just do the Kill Bill breakdance move?
>>62962610
I will never understand you people.
Is there a reason no one is talking about twd??
>>62962691
doesn't look paki or indian to me at all
his wikipedia page says german, paki, and east indian. so all the curry is on one end probably and all german on the other, and it mixed to make him look paki.
>>62962780
i said i love it, i think its funny.
>>62962793
Doesn't making the blade straight make the katana less effective? That's stupid
>>62962813
>him look paki.
make him look greek* fuck
>>62962842
it makes it harder to quick draw, that's about it
Widow vs Quinn looks god damn badass
I will stick around.
They have the potential to make the world look interesting. The comic seems kinda cool, as well.
>>62962806
B/A children are usually ugly as fuck and have a shitty attitude.
H/A has the possibility of making delicious as fuck children.
>>62962877
should I post there weapons from the sight?
>>62961801
That accent sounds fake as fuck. No one around here sounds like that.
Can we say that this show is a campy,comfy show?
Not the best, but has a certain charm about it.
>>62962930
This. No one gets southern accents. Watch the walking dead.
>>62962914
Sure, why not? Keeps the thread going while I listen to Talking Dead as background info
>>62962904
>H/A has the possibility of making delicious as fuck children.
So you can molest them you perverted ass pedo, right?
>>62961766
Pretty sure it's The Empress
>>62962969
alright
>>62962942
I really like it anon. I feel like all Kung fu fight shows and fight anime have the same level of comfy. Plus Widow is total waifu material.
>>62962127
>voluptuous
Hardly. She's wearing a corset, she's got a bad case of DFC
>>62963027
That's a bad ass blade.
6 episodes until next year or 3 months or so off like the walking dead?
>>62962973
Its not about molesting children. It's about eugenics fag.
>>62962813
>>62962844
> be Greek
> find out we are just equal to a mix of Sauerkrauts and Pakis
So are they all called Baron and Widow is the only one using a special name? Or do the others have names like King and General, so only Southern Gentleman Opium Man is actually called Baron
>>62963084
>nigger anything
That's objectively stupid and inferior from a eugenic standpoint
>>62962869
The curved blade also gives it more torque and cutting power since it's cutting at an angle that is slightly greater or slightly shorter than 90 degrees.
>>62963172
Because no one recognizes her as a Baron. Her husband the late Baron died. So she's the Widow now.
>>62963177
The only way to get rid of the black man is to bread them out.
>>62963017
>>62963172
well she killed her husband so that's why she's widow
>>62962793
>katana
>wakizashi
>straight bladed instead of curved
This triggers the weeb in me.
>reading the web comic, you realize that Quin's dad lied so that he would live
Maybe he did care about his dad after all.
>>62963280
Muddying up solid genes isn't the answer.
>>62963414
I thought that guy was kidding about the firearms being banned thing.
what a fucking joke. Banned by who?
>>62963449
The one and only.
>>62963414
What the hell is stopping someone from making guns and go on a rampage?
Why can't this show be about gun-fu instead? That would be pretty cool/
It feels a lot like Wild West meets Feudal Japan, minus guns.
Still doesn't explain why they don't have bows or crossbows either.
>>62963573
With what muskets?
I can keep going if you want
>>62963653
>Wazikashi
>>62963634
>They can make this shit
>But not a single gun
>>62963640
You don't think muskets alone would wreck these sword fucks? Judging by the tech (fucking MRI scans) they would have moderately modern weapons anyway.
>>62963770
I hate this kid already. Fucking plot device the character.
Did the writers think that an Asian character in an martial arts show couldn't hack it as a main character or something?
>>62963912
God she's ugly
>>62963889
God she is so hot
>>62963732
>>62963732
the real powers that be, like some kind of enclave or NCR on the otherside of the badlands?
i would love for some gunslinger types to come out from the otherside and be all like those who kill with their hands have forgotten the face of their father, i kill with my heart. and NIGGABLAST everyone in their way, that they dont kick the living shit out of barehanded.
or some 23rd generation delta force/seal team 6/NIGHT 9 infiltrators.
>>62963912
IRL Helga
>>62963653
These are pretty cool.
>404 kills
Neat.
>>62963912
>she stares at your dick as you undress..
>>62963928
Shit taste
>>62963945
they have full bios to if you want I can post those
>>62963971
>Liking a chick with man brows and a clef chin.
Faggot
>>62963942
i would love for some gunslinger types to come out from the otherside and be all like those who kill with their hands have forgotten the face of their father, i kill with my heart. and NIGGABLAST everyone in their way, that they dont kick the living shit out of barehanded.
it's so fucking cliche that I can't even wait for this to inevitably happen
>>62964029
>not liking Kiki
>not liking Cara
>not liking Watson
Shit taste
>>62963912
that's a bad picture of her, i think she looked better in the show
>>62964010
post everything family
>>62961475
it's a good trick
I like that they jumped straight to war rather than draw it out for season 2
Also Daredevil just got btfo in fight choreography
>>62962942
The choreography and production design are top shelf
>>62963449
The Barons presumably.
>Stephen Lang as a wise old dude in a monocle
If he knows wheel chair fu I will lose my shit
>>62964397
i want a Cromartie High School style oompah loompah attack team.
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fuck that was cool
>Widow's soldiers are blue
>Quinn's soldiers are red
that poetry
>>62964275
>>62964316
this guy is why he has experince
>>62964316
I need people to talk more about this.
The fucking choreography, only a moron watches this show for writing story plot characters etc.
I want to know if I can be entertained by the amount of effort put in to the fight scenes.
>>62963895
It's based on Journey to the West. Sunny, the guy doing the heavy lifting in the plot, being the one that gets into all the brawls, needs his Tripitaka, a less of a combat guy ward to guide him to the holy land in exchange for his protection.
good news! the premiere had ridiculously high ratings due to TWD as it's lead in.
bad news! it's about to lose TWD as it's lead in.
>>62964687
They aren't quite on the level of top tier action films, but the fights are really good and spectacular by TV standards.
>>62964275
>Also Daredevil just got btfo in fight choreography
>shitty wuxia tactical ballet vs shitty rip off of unskilled Kimchi zerg rush
>white people think any of that is good looking fighting or choreography or fighting choreography
>>62964687
best fight choreography on tv by a WIDE mile, the shot durations are ridiculously long for non-long take style fight scenes.
>>62964753
then change the channel to spike and continue jerking off to UFC
>>62962793
>straight edge
>chinese styled hilt and guard
Why the fuck didn't they just make it a double edged chinese sword? Did they have to get the red neck "muh sam-mur-rai sword" audience?
the show runs a second unit as large as the main filming unit for all it's fight scenes with a 8 day shoot schedule, unheard of for American tv fight scenes.
>>62964829
Leave it to /tv/ experience in martial arts in media being little more than capeshit/Japanese pervert suit time/Chinese capeshit and professional manhugging.
>>62962751
dogpiling someone a sword fight is a bad idea. you cant really have more than a handful of people on one guy at any given time in a melee
streaming the repeat
http://qchat.rizon.net/?nick=i7...&channels=/tv/shows&uio=d4
>>62964655
>Tai Chi Hero/Zero
Welp, I'm invested now.
I think Quinn is the only badland that I like.
>>62965917
it sucks that there's basically no chance of him living more than this season.
>>62965917
He's far and a way the best actor
>>62961347
i dropped this show about 4 seconds into the opening monologue. pure YA garbage
>>62961347
Why is this series so edgy?
>>62966311
is that a problem?
>>62964103
kill yourself senpai
>>62967290
Only when it's non-stop.
>>62961520
Raisins is your intel guy?
this show is getting cancelled soon. Remember when Low Winter Sun tried to get ratings from Breaking Bad? "STAY TUNED FOR SCENES ON NEXT WEEKS BREAKING BAD FOLLOWING THE FIRST COMMERCIAL OF LOW WINTER SUN". amc just pulled this stunt again by making people watch into the badlands for Steven Yeun's stupid 15 second video. They're also going the extra step by interlocking walking dead and badlands for adverts
>>62963027
>european middle ages longsword
>that hilt
baka clearly from a much earlier era for a late roman spatha style
>>62961978
so who will treat the Baron?
>>62968201
Other baron.
>>62961347
>that first fight scene
Those guys got fucked up real hard, man.
>>62969799
I thought you were gonna say how comically bad it was
>>62962942
I like watching it a lot, especially for the fight scenes.
>>62964747
I love how they don't do much "close-up" fight shots. When people do that, it literally makes the fight scenes less impressive.
The Widow fight and the Factory fight would only have been as great as they were the way they were shot.
>>62969824
It was actually very impressive. Especially the multi-slash combos.
>dat bath scene
Needed more naked Widow washing herself
>>62970383
I'm surprised they pulled something off on that scale, I wonder if they'll keep the show to 6 episodes in season 2 so it can maintain this level of set piece quality
>>62961347
Fucking Sunday has turned into my favorite TV day. This, The Expanse. . .fuck, it's like I need more eyes to watch stuff with.
>>62961801
Marton Czokas owns every role he gets, though I still can only see him as the Russian ex-Spetznaz cleanup killer in The Equalizer. Nice to know he's been typecast as a murdervillain.
>>62962842
The only reason it's curved in the first place was so it could be used from horseback to maximum effect.
>>62963895
I want to fuck that kid already.
>>62972365
The Expanse is a Tuesday show, the preview just happened to be a Sunday
>>62963895
But Sunny IS the main character. He is Batman and M.K. is his Robin.
The kid's ethnicity is bugging me. I though the was some sort of Middle Eastern, my wife says he looks greek...
>>62972579
Did you ask your wife's boyfriend what he thought?
>>62972598
Top kek anon.
>>62972579
>Aramis Knight (born October 3, 1999) is an American actor.
>Knight was born in Woodland Hills, California, to parents of German, Eastern Indian and Pakistani ancestry.
POO
>>62972634
>Aramis Knight
>not Aramis Musketeer
Blew that surname lottery they did.
Seriously? He doesn't look like he's being choked at all.
>>62964687
>moron for expecting decent writing, story, plot
Top pleb t b h familia
>>62961347
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
>>62963895
Asian males aren't seen as leads by US audiences
>>62972499
Tuesday? Fuck, now it has to compete with The Bastard Executioner for my attention. Oh no! /sarcasm
I can dig it.
