Why didn't the Balrog simply fly back up with his wings after Gandalf pushed him off the bridge?
>>62933725
You can't fly underground.
Balrogs are the penguins of Middle Earth.
He didn't want Gandalf to think he was a fool
Wingspan too big for the cave
everybody has magic, can't Sauron make 1000 atomic bomb with magic and conquer the world?
>>62933952
10/10
i laughed.
out loud.
>>62933952
D E E P
L O R E
>>62933952
It all makes sense now
>>62933952
I don't get it
Because Middle Earth is actually hell
Jar Jar was Sauron all along
Their eyes look exactly the same
Anyone else notice how the books became much more interesting when gandalf died?
>>62935158
>"Fly, you fools!"
>>62935235
baka the third had him and it won 11 oscars senpai
>>62933952
cheeky m8
I wonder if King Kong and Godzilla exist in Middle Earth
>>62935311
>>62935322
>>62935286
>>62935298
autist what are you doing
>>62935340
it was my fault
I tried to post
's.m.h the third had him and it won 11 oscars f.a.m.' (sans the dots) in a obnoxious way.
My post didn't appear but that one appeared, so I thought that maybe my post was lost and someone posted the same thing with two words changed.
Now I realized that there's a word filter from 's.m.h.' to 'baka' and 'f.a.m' to senpai.
>>62933952
Kekkerino
>>62933769
underrated post
>>62933952
underrated post
>>62936955
overrated post
because balrogs doesn't have wings in the book.
>>62937300
This notion was the foundation of this thread! Come on, man! Are you totally daft?
>>62933725
Because that will make sense but I'm sure angry Reddit shitlord will scream at you why this couldn't have happened
>>62937343
Final outcome in the book was balrog falling down. Jackson didn't change outcome, but added wings creating yet another logical inconsistency.
>>62937427
I don't care about what you just posted. Balrogs having/not having wings has been a longstanding point of debate in Tolkien fandom since way before the movies.
>>62933952
Why does this post have so many upvotes when it does not make any sense?
>>62933952
hahahaha, great post! see you in /r/4chan
Why wont OP cure his Redditism with simply paying a whore to remove virginity?
>>62933952
u kunt
>>62933725
Magnetic testicles/ Middle Earth's iron core
>My work is finally finished
What did Gandalf mean by this?
What happened to Frodo eaglesposting? That meme sure died a sudden death.
>>62939961
baka desu senpai kek
>>62933725
BecauseBalrogs have no wings.
Or they're like penguins.
>>62933725
Why the Balrog is so unrealistic? there aren't non-insect creatures irl that have 6 limbs, why didn't they make it more like Smaug? 4 limbed realistic dragon.
Fuck thisshit.
>>62936955
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>62940203
underoverrated post
>>62940037
how did smaug lose his front legs between the movies?
>>62933952
that is one healthy sense of humor my friend
>>62940203
HELLO REDDIT
>>62933952
11/10
>>62933952
well done
>>62933952
>>62934118 >>62934139 >>62934276 >>62934300 >>62935113 >>62935138 >>62935158 >>62935233 >>62935300 >>62935387 >>62936582 >>62936955 >>62937507 >>62937634 >>62937803 >>62938134 >>62938529 >>62940038 >>62941331 >>62941788 >>62941974
if there was any doubt that /tv/ has become Reddit lite that doubt is gone
also
>>62933725
>>62933952
samefag
>>62942057
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
>>62942057
underrated post
>>62935250
Oh fuck, that actually made me laugh now that you explained it.
>>62942087
GO
BACK
TO
>>62942169
or what?
>>62942222
or i'll take your quads
>>62942222
wow look out tough guy quads
