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Disclosure
30 mins left. So heated from these mudslims so SNL better be okay tonight.
>>62735204
Well, it certainly can't be worse than last week's disaster
>>62735204
Has anyone else seen the Marc Maron WTF episode with Lorne Michaels? Lorne pretty much said that the network doesn't mind if it's a shit show as long as they get viewers. Which isn't so surprising but Lorne was just really open about how bad the show is now
>>62735204
and Sam Smith and Lorde
Wonder if they'll start with a tribute. They do that sometimes.
>>62735204
Does anyone have a stream?
>>62735378
Most likely
>>62735305
That was worse than yesterday's disaster
>>62735384
Get cable poorfag
Cecily is about to cry
rip dead french people
Awww, that was sweet.
Cecily is french?
>>62735204
Why would you still watch this garbage?
>TFW you will never fuck cecily strong while she moans in french
Hammond sounds different today.
>>62735551
you don't need to be french in order to speak the language
>>62735204
sad to see Disclosure going all normie desu
>>62735568
She spoke it pretty well
>>62735556
So idiots like you will waste your time asking that question.
>>62735556
sometime's it's ok
also i'm usually drunk while watching
that dress
what the fuck
I can only envision Bobby Moynihan as Panda Bear now.
That is a very big dress.
I'm betting on a musical number
i guess they only had 24 hours to even think about that.....
i wonder if there will be a cold opening-tier sketch after the monologue.
literally 1832, The dress
>>62735601
Its meant to come off
Disclosure is going to be cringe worthy
Do you think Cecily cries like that when she terminates a pregnancy?
>>62735605
por tu
>>62735623
she was clearly pregnant during the christmas 2013 episode
It's like she moves independently of the dress.
>>62735615
Called it
>>62735615
Well, shit
she has a pretty good body for 41
>>62735204
so, every host is going to do a singing monologue now? This is getting old
>>62735623
>>62735645
she probably had a miscarriage then. maybe the father was french.
>>62735609
Called it
She does have a strong pit game though.
>>62735661
Terrible voice.
>>62735350
I honestly feel bad for him, he probably hates it but is too old to care or do much else to fix it
STARWIPE
STARWIPE
STARWIPE
>go pro didn't work
how many hot, Ivy league educated actresses are there that can do comedy?
- Elizabeth Banks
- Julie Bowen
.......
any others?
Holy shit, this is great.
Penis pranks?
>Sasheer with dreads
PLSNO
I FULLY BELIEVE KYLE MOONEY IS A SEX OFFENDER IN REAL LIFE
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IS HIS COMMUNITY SERVICE
HE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE PAID FOR IT BECAUSE HE'S SO TERRIBLE AT IT
So whats this aboot crying? I turned at 11:31 and the intro already started.
>>62735704
Why are you saying Julie Bowen can do comedy when she plays the straight man in everything she is in?
Public urination gets you on that list?
Looks like I can finally get a job again
This is the first short that has actually gotten a vocal laugh out of me all season i think
that was actually genuinely funny
>>62735712
I fully believe that you go on these threads every week just to bitch about Kyle Mooney. You're a toxic human being.
Off to a good start.
>>62735305
>>62735492
I still have to watch it, what am I expecting?
>>62735733
In some states.
>>62735726
Cecily said some stuff about Paris and her voice cracked a little like she was about to cry.
alright this is brilliant.....
I actually once helped a nonviolent sex offender....i didn't know it at the time.
he was an elite tennis coach that was accused of innapropriate contact with teens.
>>62735204
SNL is still the best show on television, possibly the best show of all time. I don't care what anybody says
That selfie stick made me spit out my drink.
>>62735746
IT'S A CRUSADE THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
HIS NONHUMOR PERMEATES EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN
HE IS THE TOXICITY
>>62735749
90 minutes of pure shit
BLACK JEOPARDY
>>62735783
I miss the white Jeopardy.
>>62735758
I helped him by endorsing his coaching skills in a newspaper.
my boss eventually told me why he was so effusively greatful to me.
>>62735795
That's just called Jeopardy
>>62735749
>I still have to watch it
You really don't.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Musical
>mfw it's real
>>62735795
Not enough whites on the show to do white jeopardy.
Will this be the first show thats actually good within the last five seasons?
>sex offender sketch
>black jeapoardy
>>62735763
>low quality bait
>I dated a black guy once
D R O P P E D
>Shaking my head
>>62735783
The Louis CK one was funny.
how did "shaking my head" become a black person thing
>What Had Happened Was
I once worked with a 63 year old black woman who said this all the time.
>>62735689
I feel bad for everyone that works for the show. They have so many great comedians that are wasting their talent
>>62735850
You're not gonna start having PTSD flashbacks on us, now?
Elizabeth is a cutie.
>Bill Cosby
Ha.
Who writes these horrible stereotype enforcing sketches?
>>62735350
I listened to that....the context of him mentioning the network not caring about the quality was in reference to the era where he decided to quit for a few years.
who /sp/ here?
>hey lorne, lets rip off the classic jeopardy and add in some black people, AND THATS IT its so progressive
>just fuck my show up
His name isn't Alex Treblack anymore
Damn, this skit is pretty edgy
>>62735204
Tell me if she does anything sexy please. Make webms then show me.
that was a great skit fuck yall
>white girl winning black jeopardy
what the fuck has happened?
These five girls song again. Why?
>girl music video
Is it just common knowledge suge knight killed tupac at this point?
They like making the girls sing, don't they?
>>62735831
I assure you there is no bait here my friend
I can also assure you that you are completely, utterly retarded and the your parents should have aborted you, taken your fetus out and smashed it against the rocks of the chespeake bay and then shat on you and fed you to wolves. then the wolves would shit you out and dung beetles would eat you. until you are microscopic bacteria. then you would be raped daily in microbacteric prison will onlookers point and laugh. when you serve your fifteen to twenty years you go home to find you husband fucking another man and decided to end it all and attempt to commit suicide. then you remember microscopic bacteria cannot commit suicide
tl;dr: FUCKING KILL YOURSELD YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62735965
I guess they didn't say that because everyone's still afraid of him
I want Lonely Island back.
what a shit episode
>>62735961
why do they keep doing these??? they NOT funny ever
my first horny was ginger spice
>tfw you will never watch cecily strong masturbate by dry humping
I guess some girls like the really bad boys
>>62736008
me too ;-)
Heh, that was better than it sounded.
Alright alright alright
>>62736011
We all just saw that, dumbass
McConnaughey should be decent.
>>62736011
Wow totally wasn't expecting this one
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
>>62735973
This pasta came straight out of the freezer section of the supermarket. Goddamn, are you cheap.
>i don't even live on chesapeake bay, nigger
>>62736001
WE'RE THE NEW LONELY ISLAND!!
r-RIGHT?
>>62735852
>everyone that works for the show
theres a handful of them that are, but not everyone
>>62735841
Nigga how did it become a white person thing?
>>62735982
nigga is 50 now though
>>62736072
Doofus probably thought it was a 4chan meme
>>62735982
hes in jail for running somebody over with his car, right?
Anyone want to speculate what the opening sketch would have been if Paris didn't happen?
>>62736001
I would bet it is simply because the female cast is strong-willed in terms of their bigger, group ideas
>>62736089
yeah don't all memes start on 4chan? :^)
>>62736073
he still has a lot of power
>>62736095
Dem debate yawner.
>>62736095
Ben Carson falling asleep while telling lies
>>62736095
Republicans are dumb lmao
>>62736095
maybe something about Jihadi John? if not about him, then ridiculing media coverage.
as a theater major i like these sketches because i relate to themsomeone please give me a job
this fucking sketch again
Ugh, and the show screeches to a halt.
>>62736144
Oh great a inside joke for theater kids
>>62736121
>>62736122
>>62736136
I'm so glad sandmonkeys shot up Paris, this way we didn't have to suffer that cold open
god this sketch again
I thought this died by now
Subtle
I think this shit is hilarious.
You can say "jacked off for your sperm" on nbc?
Aidy would be kinda cute if she wasn't so fat
THAT'S THE SECOND SKETCH IN WHICH KYLE MOONEY KISSED ANOTHER MAN
BECAUSE HE CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY OTHER KIND OF HUMOR
serious question
would you work at SNL?
SJW's BTFO
>>62736185
Well, if they can say 1.21 jizzawatts....
>>62736095
it's a week late, but a University of Missouri football race protest would still be timely.
>>62736059
>is so new that he can't tell when somebody made up a pasta on the spot
KYS YOU FUCKING FAGOOT BACK TO REDDIT YOU PICE LF SHIT OFF TO TULBMR YOU FUCKIMG RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62736201
you think it's "humorous" when two men kiss?
OPEN YOUR MIND, SHITLORD
>>62736226
absolutely
>>62736226
of course it seems like they all really like eachother so working around them would be cool
>>62736226
Nah, km not funny enough.
>>62736235
I still don't know what happened there. Weren't people literally trapped in a closet or something?
Too bad that's been done before, though....
>>62736226
I would, and only write sketches making fun of liberals
Mmmm, I hope they get Eva Longoria to host as promotion for that show...
I'm unfamiliar with this musical guest.
will this suck?
>>62736226
that's a stupid question. everyone here is emotionally invested in entertainment.....they'd kill to work there......what percentage of internet knowitalls could handle it? i think people would be surprised.
>>62736269
They're pretty good, and i'm gonna sound pretentious but their first album was better
I am Lorde ya ya ya
I am Lorde, ya ya...
lorde is pronounced "lord"?
i always pronounced it "lor-duh"
That and the girl 5 shit ended up being funnier than my dread let on. Is it based Elizabeth? They're like 3 for 3 right now
IM AM LORDE, LALALALA
>MUH DICK
>>62736282
untz untz untz
>>62736226
>working within abduction distance of Cecily and Vanessa
Yes. Yes I would.
Lorde with straight hair
what the fuck?
>>62736269
its techno-ish but they'll have Sam Smith and Lorde as cameos.
She has an olde soule.
>>62736292
That's dance music for ya
>>62736287
I'm sure she has a lot to do with it. They have a bunch of ideas and the host picks what they like.
>>62736309
So I'm guessing no one in Disclosure can sing.
Are we positive Lorde isn't 30?
>>62736313
and face
This is fucking awful. This sounds like Stomp on Broadway, but without talent.
>>62736325
They're the Santana of this generation
I kinda dig this.
Its rather... Caribbean.
Just tuned in. How's the show so far?
>>62736325
Disclosure are electronic music producers. So no they don't sing. they don't even play real instruments.
She's doin' the kiwi,
>>62736325
all that really matters in music now is if you have production skills and access to other talents. DJs are making shittons of money
Better disclosure song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibvS-2oTBa4
>white people trying to dance
>>62736226
>would I
yes, its a great career opportunity and a chance of a lifetime
>would I enjoy every minute
no, read some books of former cast members, shit can get crazy in there plus I hear the pay isn't great and NBC has you by the balls in a serious of contracts I certainly wouldn't want to be Keenan and spend over a decade there
>>62736361
much better without you
i think this song is about doing it
>>62736361
fairly decent, actually
So this is the debut of their newest single.
Doesn't sound electronic at all.
>>62736377
Did you see Lorde thighs, bruh? Hhhnnnggg
>White performers followed by nazi propaganda TV ads
Weow
>>62736367
I wish it wouldn't, it encourages talentless people to be successful.
>>62736361
Aside from one sketch, not bad.
Miles better than last week.
Is Disclosure is kinda like Pet Shop Boys without their own singer?
>>62736396
Thundies.
CANCEL JOST
>>62736421
? I don't think they have a similar sound at all
Here comes Colon ghost to defend the mudslimes that attacked Paris.
come to think about it, I sincerely think she's beautiful, even if its unconventional. maybe its her attainability.
>>62736226
I still want too
>tfw lorne is getting old
>tfw the show is actually shit right now, not even bandwagon "old SNL was great, new SNL sucks"
>tfwe lonre will die/retire and the show will go with him
They're gonna end WU with a not about Paris.
Oh, Donald. You so crazy.
>>62736374
>I certainly wouldn't want to be Keenan and spend over a decade there
I always thought he was on the show for long because it seemed like the safest bet for him.
>>62736445
no! he's a qt :3
>>62736456
She's definitely fine
>>62736456
>attainability
If she was the average slag down the street.
>>62736456
If that were the case, all girls would be beautiful.
>>62736456
shes got the average/slightly below average look
>>62736458
No, Tina Fey will run SNL when Lorne dies. Its been widely rumored for ages he has been grooming her for said job, so he can control who gets the job when he's gone rather than leave it to hacks or suits
>pete davidson
DUDE WEED MASTURBATION LMAO
I feel like we haven't seen Pete all season
>>62736456
Is english not her first language?
>>62736504
Good.
>>62736482
that's just a look. i'm talking about a look, combined with an aura. her aura takes her to a different tier.
>>62736498
if that were true, she would have a consultant credit there already.
>>62736500
DUDE MY DAD AND 9/11
>dude, ill add lib and make fun off colin and go off the cue cards
and Ii finally got why I hate update now. They spend way too much time beating a joke over and over like its stand up.
Watching girls pee is my fetish tbqh
>>62736498
I thought Lorne like Wiig more.
the audiences seems really happy this episode, they're laughing at everything
>>62736498
What makes you think she would accept?
>more race jokes
I'm really getting sick of them going off on these opinion tangents...
Why are blacks not funny?
>6.89 GB used
who the hell uses nearly 7 GB on gmail
>>62736540
After last week...
>Dads with custody
lel
>>62736533
Wiig isn't a showrunner.
>>62736541
it's quite possible. it's the ultimate job in terms of running a show, at least for those who want to be culturally-relevant.
>>62736567
Saved videos on the cloud drive
OH DEAR GOD
Riblet when?
>A black man, or nigger as I like to call them, saying someone of another race stinks.
Atrocious
OH LOOK IT'S KYLE MOONEY
OH LOOK HE'S DOING THAT ONE GESTURE
OH LOOK HE'S PLAYING A VAGUELY ITALIAN-NEW YORKER-AWKWARD GUY
Mooney sucks
>kyle mooney on weekend update
and the television goes on mute
>>62736567
dudes who email themselves their sex vids with rashida jones.
Jesus Christ, he's sucking all the energy out of the room
>>62736498
I thought she already declined?
>>62736533 shes gone too, I don't see why she would give up movies for SNL
Whats that hairstyle called?
>>62736589
I'm expecting him for Thanksgiving.
>>62736613
the public masturbator
>>62736607
What the fuck. Lucky fucking bastard.
>>62736592
Oh look, it's that guy who can't turn off his Caps Lock bitching about Mooney again.
Bruce Chandling is not a bad character.....there are many depressed NYC comics that have hacky acts and awful lives.
>>62736613
The Douchebag
>>62735305
>>62736573
seriously, what the fuck happened last week?
>>62736632
WHEN DID KYLE MOONEY START POSTING IN SNL GENERALS?
>>62736613
idk but it looks good on rugged men
>people will still defend Mooney after this performance
>>62736643
Trump hosted and it was awful
What the hell is this
>>62736643
Trump's not funny. Plus they lectured the audience before the show.
Caffeine... what? Ew.
Reminder that you should never trust a single woman who owns a big dog
I HATE THIS RUSSIA SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH
OLYA!
ive put peanut butter and had my dog lick it off my balls before
>>62736666
OK Kate's old Russian lady is pretty funny
i want to have sex with kate mckinnon while she does her olya voice and lectures me about lesbianism
Kate doing her one main shtick.
where the fuck has he been tonight???
>inb4 boning Cobie
that kyle mooney skit was hilarious. ya'll don't understand new humor
>Kate will never ever ever in a million years fuck you
>idiotic russia bashing
who find this funny?
Olya has a big dog.
Oh fox. I thought she said fucks
I love these Olya bits.
>>62736743
i do
>please tell me my babies are up there
caught me off guard, SNL will apologize on twitter soon
>>62736742
I've got a chance.....
how long does update last now, I don't remember it going on for this much
kind of weak weekend update
kyle mooney was so shitty i feel bad for him, olya was ok
>>62736814
they had a few extra minutes due to scrapping the cold open
>>62736738
>you are so fucking mad right now
>yfw he impregnated her before he even got hired on SNL
Bruce Vichandling really seems like an Andy Kaufman character
>elizabeth banks in 60s hair
Banks looks so hot in this sketch
>bill mahr doing stand up
this sad fuck did a show in my town a few years ago to a half sold out stadium
>>62736860
shit
didn't realize that I got quads
>>62736910
that's not 60s hair
BLACK YEESUS!
OK, Young Ben Carson had to have been the original cold opening.
I guess this is funny?
I don't know anything about Ben Carson...
Ben is a great surgeon. Dunno what else he is great.
>>62736937
he's a black nerd....dull personality.....a weird combo.
KHAKIS?
>>62736937
he claims he stabbed people when he was young
he says straight people go to prison and are gay when they leave
he thinks the pyramids were built to store grain
he says the holocaust could've been prevented if the jews had guns
he has no personality
well, shit.....
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/05/ben-carson-believes-joseph-built-egypts-pyramids-to-store-grain-and-it-just-may-get-him-some-votes/
yup, this was going to be the cold opening....its more smart than funny, but its defintiely culturally relevant.
>>62736991
he seems pretty whacky for a guy with no personality
>>62736991
Looks like his first brain surgery was on himself. And it wasn't very successful
>>62736937
Ben Carson said he tried to stab his friend, but failed when the knife hit his friend's belt buckle and broke. He also thinks the pyramids were built by Joseph to store grain, and has paintings of himself and and Jesus.
>>62736991
>he says straight people go to prison and are gay when they leave
implying that's not true
>>62736991
>straight people go to prison and are gay when they leave
that's not exactly far fetched
before this thread ends, i just want to post my favorite SNL sketch ever.
https://screen.yahoo.com/mr-belvedere-fan-club-000000384.html
Is The Bureau a real thing?
>>62737090
I don't think so
oh yeah, jon rudnisnky is on this show
Ha, poor bastard.
That sketch was shitty
Maybe it was because last week was so awful. but I'm really enjoying this episode.
>>62737136
so, we're all in agreement bobby is one of the best one on the show right now, right? Something about his expressions just make me laugh
>>62737138
Procedurely, maybe. But it was funny.
>>62737154
They really had nowhere to go but up.
Lorne must have chewed them out something fierce.
>Sam Shepard
Bring back Lorde
and mute
>>62737177
>done drunk uncle like twice in the last 3 seasons
>>62737190
Im sure a lot of it was the unique position of having Trump decline edgy sketch ideas because he's running......it's the same problem when someone as image conscious as taylor hosts.
Damn, it's 12:45 and we're still on the first thread. Did last week scare away even some of the regulars?
>>62737177
He's the original Riblet
>sam is now skinny
young gay dudes have zero excuses to ever be fat.
>>62737177
Some cast members dont get along with him very well
>>62737255
Yeah, him being on did it no favors.
No wonder these guys needed Sam Smith. Apparently all they can say is "Oh".
>>62737177
He's definitely the most consistent performer. Good timing and is pretty good about not looking at cue cards all the time.
>>62737279
I don't know where the joy for tonight's episode has come from, its been pretty uneventful with the best part being Lorde dancing.
>>62737308
I heard it was that fucking toast
>>62737255
>someone as image conscious as taylor
Its odd how she comes off as innocent and "safe" but in reality she's more of a thot than miley.
Hey
Mike O'Brien
>digital short
Annnnd we've reached the "its the end of the show, just put whatever on" point of the evening.
So what the fuck is so great about Uber? I've never used it before, is it cheaper than a regular cab?
I forgot Mike OBrien's on this show.
That guy is still on the show?
>>62737378
they have to fill a few minutes due to the aborted cold open
Why isn't this guy in the cast anymore? He's pretty funny
>That fake baby
Lel
Mike O'brien shorts are always solid. Much better than most of the crap Kyle/Beck put out.
I enjoy Mike O'Brien's stuff.....always pretty unpredictable.
>>62737384
in a lot of cases yes
>>62737422
Better than American Sniper.
>>62737386
I thought he was gone.
>>62737420
he'd rather focus on directing and writing the short films......also, someone needed to go to make room for "muh black female diversity"
>>62737405
It feels like everything is dragging tonight.
>>62737474
Speaking of which, its interesting how much better the show is this week, considering how little they used Leslie Jones.
>A scene in a city restaurant
This isn't going where I think it's going, right?
This sketch reminds me of my life
Oh fuck this is too real. I hate hipster tumblr meme-rap listening bitches who talk like this.
>>62737492
lesbian 4-way?
I think 90% of their sketches are about race
>>62737384
Yes, but since it's not regulated, your driver can be a bit of an ass (even worse on your part if you're a grill, because perverts).
My state wants to now regulate the shit out of it because they are taking away customers from immigrant and nigger taxi drivers who have mouths to feed, lel.
>>62737506
YES
This blonde background girl behind Vanessa and Sasheer is hot as fuck
>Jamarcus
lel
>>62737524
Seriously, this whole episode has been "fuck white people"
>>62737533
she's hot in a businesswoman way....
what the fuck was with that WSJ commercial? It's 1am on a sunday.....
>>62737589
Looks a little like Drew Barrymore
>>62737350
He seems to get along with Garnanarnar, at least.
Well, stumbled a bit at the finish line, but overall a big improvement.
Night, /tv/.
Who's watching TCM later? Abar, the First Black Superman
>>62737386
>>62737392
>>62737449
he was a writer, then got to be in the cast for a season, then left. John Mulaney said most people can come back for guest appearances if they want and are well liked
Wow, I thought one of the guys loaned Lorde that jacket. Turns out its part of her outfit
>>62737576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaHKS_Nyc2s
>you will never go to an SNL afterparty
>thanks Lorne twice
YOU JUST KNOW
>>62737641
I'd be too tired anyway.
>>62737620
>tfw no HD TCM stream and no cable
if any pleb stream viewers are still here use this for a quality NBC stream
http://play-prod1.nbc.anvato.net/server/play/wrcxctg/master.m3u8
>>62737620
Bitch, AMC's got The Matrix on.
I'll find a torrent sometime.
>>62737641
>ywn go to a 70's/80's era afterparty with the entire cast fucked up on drugs
I bet it was lit as fuck tbqh
>>62737641
or the orgies
>>62737651
one of them was lorde
>>62737524
>>62737553
Oh lord, white people feeling threatened by a sketch comedy. You wanna sleep in mommy and daddy bed tonight?
so, overall episode ranking?
>>62737553
i thought it was evenly spread between sex offenders and race but hey
>>62737676
You just put an image in my head of Vanessa and Cecily spread out naked side by side on a bed, just taking cock after cock. Sadly, I can't even masturbate to this mental image because I'm drunk and my dick is a limp noodle right now.
>>62737849
But I can. Truly, thank you.
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