Star Wars General - Trailer Hype Thread #6
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FINALLY FUCKING HALF-TIME NOW
ONLY 15 MORE MINUTES OF COMMERCIALS TO GO THROUGH
first!
>>61924684
Holy shit, is always some 15 min more.
star trek is better
Who cares about a kids movie
>american television
>american sports
cringe tbh
where is this shit airing again?
ITS ON
>>61924801
>But I will wait for an American movie!
You are a total retard tbh fam
No One Kenobi
CRASHING THIS TIE FIGHTER
REPORT IN YOU FUCKS
nth for BANE
WILL IT BE A BETTER TRAILER THAN THIS MASTERPIECE???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyJszxnJydA
I'm 5 and what is this?
>that voice
DROPPED HARD
It's in Youtube already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
>It's true...all of it
What did he mean by this?
My little white dick is getting hard in anticipation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL IT'S UPLOADED
>>61924886
/sp/ standing by
>>61924886
/lit/ standing by
Holy shit does Finn take his helmet off panting every single time?
>>61924901
>A dindu
>A surprised boy
Dropped
3/10 tbh
/sp/ fag here whats name of new Darth man?
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OH
MY
GODA SKLDFHSFDKLFADH;FAFKLSFA
LKFJDLAHDHFASL;H;FA;SHAHLDKDFH;DSLADHALSDALF
White woman and a black man protagonists how surprising
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
JUST LET IT IN
>The force...is calling to you...just let it in
>Black man seen charging up his lightsaber
JUST
Well that was shit.
>Finn fights a sith
#Sithlivesmatter
>>61924901
FIRST FIRST FIRST PLEASE GOD FIRST
So the nig is a fucking jedi?
>>61924684
THE DARKSIDE
BRAVO
>>61924903
same tbh
>>61924902
Vader was actually the one who killed the Emperor?
>>61924902
There have been rumors saying Lucas is actually directing the sequels.
I'm not in the US, anyone got a link ?
>still no luke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEE
>I'm no one
FUCKING NOTHING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR????
>>61924942
what spoilers?
>>61924755
Those Abrams movies say otherwise.
why is there a nigger stormtrooper
arent they all supposed to be clones of boba fett
Awesome trailer
Liked the design a lot.
i am crying
OMG HYPER AS FUCK NOW
I WILL FINISH WAT U SARTED
What garbage that nigger ruined it for me
tbh luke prob dead lads
That was underwhelming.
>>61924904
Wait. It's just a recut of the teaser trailer.
BAHAHAHAH
MANCHILDREN ON SUICIDE WATCH. BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
looks like shit tbh
>>61924942
Which ones?
That sucked ass
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
WOW EBIN LIGHT SABER DUEL BLACK PROTAG
WOW JUST WOW
BRAVO
>just let it in
Force rape confirmed. Edgy
that was dull
where's luke
how the fuck is the film not rated yet when its releasing in two months
BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI BOYEGA CONFIRMED JEDI
I hope Vader lite fucks up Cory in the house
>John Williams
FUCKING STICKY QUICKJ REDDWOOOD
Ugh.
Literally the only part of that entire trailer that looked appealing was the fucking villains
LINK TO STREAM PLEASE! the footy one is down
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PEOPLE STOPPED BELIEVING THE FORCE AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where do I go for the best frame by frame analysis by an autist
I'm hoping Luke was in there and I missed it
wanted to see kylo ren fuck someone up with a lightsabre oh well
THAT WAS WEAK
THAT WAS WEAK
it was literally shit
what boyega is a jedi? why
OH MY FUCKING GOD
*heavy breathing*
>>61924902
stories (from ep. 4,5,6)
>no luke
Seriously what the hell?
Where the fuck is Hamill?
link where
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
>>61924992
Arya?
JUST
LET
IT
IN
THAT TRAILER FUCKING SUCKED
>>61925054
JUST
>Kylo Ren has a massive hard-on for Vader
meh
Pretty good. I appreciate the atmosphere of the trailer anyway.
>>61925047
Hes the dude who touched R2 with his metal hand
youre a retard fam
PEW PEW PEW
JUST LET IT IN
>just let it in
J U S T
I CANT BELIEVE IT
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
>Ford has his usual "I'm too old to give a shit" face on
It's gonna be shit.
>the jedi
>the darkside
>they're real
muh dick
>>61924998
No, after the attack on geonosis the empire began using normal recruits too.
LE SURPRISED GORILLAMAN = JEDI CONFIRMED
PEOPLE HAVE SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN THE FORCE EXISTED OH BOY
looks good
>>61925050
Hand that touched R2 was Luke
So it's a female luke skywalker repeat
>People making 23421421 posts just to wait for a recut of the teaser trailer
smh tbh fam kill urselves
>that horrible James Earl Jones impression by Kylo Ren
>he's literally a Vader cultist
Bravo Abrams.
>>61925054
What did Vader start
Thats a fucking trash trailer tbh
>>61925054
posting some of the screenshots that I got
is the black guy a jedi also?
FUCK, is Kylo Ren related to that X-Wing guy?
LMAO all you nerds hyping the fuck out of this trailer and it's fucking shit. Oh god you people are pathetic
JUST LET IT IN
>It's true...all of it
Can this old ass motherfucker get off my screen thx
LET IT IN FAGGOTS
lol tryhard hater damage control in full effect
I thoughtTrayvonwas dead
>>61924886
silver jews standing by
Holy fuck
Is pic related Boyega's role in a nutshell?
that was short as hell
>>61925080
fuck you fags, it's beautiful
i'm buying disney stock as we speak
>Who are you?
>I'm no one.
we game of thrones now
Tears running down my face. That was fantastic.
>>61925050
He's been in the trailers before this, you moron.
Who the fuck else has an R2 and a cybernetic right hand?
>whole campaign is based around real effects guyz
>trailer cgi as fuck
>generic music
>shit tier dialogue
lol you nerds were hyped for this
KYLO REN/FINN DUEL CONFIRMED IN FIRST MOVIE
If you aren't hype you are a faggot
>>61925073
>>61925076
They did show him. It was the same shot of him touching R2D2 again.
JUST
LET
THE
BBC
IN
JUST
LET
IT
IN
>still no idea what the fuck the plot or character motivations are, barring shit we've heard from the leaks
Good final trailer JJ, I'm real invested now
I hate football. X games for life, skateboarding finals.
>>61925129
>when they bring a gun to a knife fight
The rumors about BBC? It's true, ALL Of it.
JUST
LET
IT
IN
>>61925036
He just uses the saber because Rey refuses to. He isn't Jedi, she is.
WOAH THE FIRST SCENE IS HER SPELUNKING IN THAT CRASHED SUPER STAR DESTROYER
>>61925139
Fucking shit up
>>61924901
awww, that's really not that great.
it looks like some star wars fan fic shit, with a lot of cinematic shit but next to nothing in terms of story depth and creativity.
dammit jj, fuck.
I hope it turns out good and this trailer is to troll out the haters
That was underwhelming
the music score was top notch
>>61924942
fucking hell they are.. shit
I have no particular interest or disinterest in this film but from the trailer it seems that these actors have no sort of charisma at all. Both the black guy and the white girl. It felt like they were reading lines instead of, you know, BEING the characters.
So how are there still Storm Tropers and Tie-Fighters if the Empire has been dead and buried for years now? Does this new Sith resurrect them?
>>61925143
>>61925129
I found it weird how they can forgot the force existed, its like they're resetting, jesus theres no need for that
>>61925145
>>61925129
> they didn't read the leak
He tries to use it but can't wield it for shit, the girl is the real future Jedi that the force is seeking out.
>white inferiority complex betas and no fun allowed autists will cry/complain about this trailer
>>61925148
salt
/sp/ here
You're all fucking nerds.
>>61925076
>>61925073
>>61925049
>>61925047
Did you guys not hear Han when he told the girl it all "actually happened"?
Luke failed, the empire still has power.
.>Star Nigger: The Coon Awakens
DROPPED
>>61924886
/v/ here
JUST
sucked
M E D I O C R E
>>61925139
KYLO REN CONFIRMED FOR KILLING YOUNGLINGS.
>>61925177
>>>/Reddit/
>Let it in
>>61924901
>no luke or the trio together
u avin a giraffe
>>61925181
Yeah, the music sucked at the start. It got better as the trailer went on.
>hurrrrr the trailer was shit
I'm sorry but im just not feeling the hype. The less I know about this movie the more I think it will be shit, and this trailer is shit.
>>61925229
the empire didnt magically collapse because the emperor died.
>>61925230
>tbh no more crack left
>>61925127
You mean after the clone wars
Geonosis was the first battle fam, it wasnt until waaaaay later that recruits were used
>I will finish what you started
What did he mean by this?
God I fucking hate football, but damn what a good trailer.
>old han solo and leia
>all of it is true
Now time for youtube videos to be uploaded with frame-by-frame commentary of the trailer
>>61925238
Of course the empire would have power, those fuckers were expansive.
The Force = Black Cock
The force....it's calling to you
Just let it in. ;)
JUST
>>61924904
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THE SAME FUCKING TRAILER JESUS CHRIST YOU CUCKS WILL KILL ME ONE OF THESE DAYS
That writing was fucking awful
> No Luke
> interracial couple
> female lead
Into the fucking trash it goes
>>61925030
Did you not actually watch it? He looked seconds away from getting BTFO, he's obviously not a jedi
You nerds hyped that shit? Lmao, fucking losers tbqh
test
How was that a trailer, I still don't know the plot, setting, I don't even know the fucking characters. Whats with these garbage trailers with fucking loud ass music that say nothing.
>>61925237
what was the point of this post?
>>61924942
indeed. the googledrive leak confirmed for correct.
>>61925230
>no Solo kids
JUST
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
>>61925222
Looks more like Serenity to me
>>61925235
this was the expected outcoming
>>61925279
she'll get a shitload of money for doing this anyway, infinite crack
Ok that last scene with them about to duel gave me massive chills
>>61925129
the way he just sort of jumps around reminds me of any world star hiphop nig nog video with them attacking each other with a bat or something, the step forward swing step backward five times tactic
>no luke
FUCK YOU JJ
lol cuck relationship confirmed
I hope this bombs hard. George has nothing to do with this, so it's non-canon. JewJew Abrams will put his PC liberal spin on this and ruin it. the guy under the mask is that douche from Girls, not Luke.
>>61925182
Finn gets an arm chopped off confirmed
>I will finish
>What you started
Vader 2.0 sounds pretty childish retardation.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY
>JUST LET IT IN
what did she mean by that?
>>61925182
Ren isn't going to kill him, so who even gives a shit?
>>61925289
THE FIGHT OF PROOOOTTTOOOMANNNNN
>>61925268
This nigga gets it
>>61925238
Luke won but it turns out not everyone hated the Empire and the galaxy has been having a civil war for decades ever since.
Read the fucking leak.
Everyone who is asking
>WHERES LUKE, WTF?
it cant get any more obvious than this
So how badly is this Jew going to fuck up Star Wars?
>>61924998
no the CGI is too expensive
>>61925303
LET
It was actually pretty good
>>61925272Because he didn't die?
>>61925289
To kick ass and then kill the next emperuh
>black storm trooper
welp there goes the whole damn galaxy
>>61925050
he was in it. he put his robot hand on r2
PLINKET REVIEW FUCKING WHEN HOLY SHIT
>>61925297
I can't wait for the George Lucas remaster of the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng
I'M READY TO LET IT IN
Literally the best trailer for the film thus far and everyone is bitching. You people don't deserve to have your expectations met.
WHY ISNT IT ONLINE YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61925319
>>61925319
>>61925319
got that googledrive link ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
Not gonna lie, I couldn't give a shit about the movie before but this trailer got me hype as fuck! War For The Planet of The Apes is gonna be the best movie of the year!
Holy shit that was terrible
>I have nothing to fight for
Ham fisted as fuck and a shitty way to start a character. Literally a fucking template.
>Who am I, I'm no one
What?
>I will finish what you started
Killing the emperor? Trying to bring Luke to your side? Vader really hasn't done much
>The dark side is
Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.
Booyega still seems completely confused abd does that same exact expression he's been doing in every fucking scene as if he has no idea what facial expression to make.
>Heroes in the light
>Villains in the pouring rain
Just fuck my shit up.
If the trailer is an indication of the movie it's a cookie cutter movie driven by the action with little emphasis on characters.
JJ will has done to Star Wars exactly what he did to Star Trek
>>61925327
ahh~
>>61925368
>I'll finish what you started
That was obviously luke, probably more focused on force lightning instead of physical feats since hes old now
>>61925139
Vader was tasked with hunting down the Jedi after the events of Episode III. Kylo wants to continue that legacy and wipe out the Jedi
>>61925229
The "new Empire" is called the First Order. It is inspired by the former Empire.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/First_Order
it's pretty obvious that the new enemy dude in all black and a mask is LUKE you idiots. he's going to finish his father's work.
>beginning with the door being opened
>a split second before the door opens it looks like stars
anybody else notice this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r0287tUEgk
>JUST meme gets fresh content
IS HE THE ONE PROPHESIZED TO OUTMEME BANEPOSTING?
its gonna be great
>>61925368
I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT YOU FUCKING MONGREL
THAT'S NOT FUCKING NEW
JUST
>>61924684
It looks like Star Wars 1977 with brown heroes.
Like the part where mexican Han Solo pats black Luke on the back while standing next to an X-wing was identical to the scene on Yavin.
Damn it! Any one who read the leaks know what happens to Poe?!!!!!!
>>61925182
This was already confirmed in spoilers posted
>>61925368
They just really want to hate this movie
>>61925054
thought that was the death star from the thumb
>>61925415
Yeah, but it wasnt his idea
>final scene will be the black guy kissing the white girl on the bridge of the Millennium Falcon
>HURR THE TRAILER WAS GoAT
Name one single good thing about the trailer
I'll wait
Darth-Sasuke uchiha confirmed.
so this is episode 1-3 with a cuck relationship all over again?
>episode 2 is just anakin and padme frolicking about
I mean....mace dindu and padme 2.0
btw, this girl is LITERALLY an inferior natalie portman.
>>61925368
Why no face? and the robe is different than on that photo. Gonna say it now - Luke is dead and will appear as a ghost
![star-wars-force-awakens-r2d2-01-636-380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A6UeK5k.jpg "star-wars-force-awakens-r2d2-01-636-380[1]")
>>61925047
he was in it though
>>61925368
looks like girl arms
What utter shit. How angry are you nerds now jesus christ if I was you i'd kill myself.
SOMEONE POST THE REN GANG
RLM started the star wars milking https://youtu.be/H1pn4bTAQWA
The Knights of Ren look great.
>>61924991
Isn't that him with the robot hand touching R2-D2? Maybe I'm just a simple chicken.
>>61925418
It's Adam Driver you fucking moron
He could be Luke's son though
Felt ALOT like the new Star Trek tbh fam
>>61925460
just let the bbc in tbh fam
so wait, black guy is a storm-trooper, does that mean that there are literally thousands of other clones that look exactly like him with different motives?
would make for an interesting story arch
WHite guy says "It's true..." as a black dude approaches behind his woman, then he says "...all of it"
He then says "The dark side, the Jedi, the force, it's calling to you"
*black man shown charging up lightsaber*
...just let it in.
CUCK WARS
THIS CHRISTMAS
>>61925286
Yes. I meant kamino. Sorry fam, I'm pretty drunk tbh
post yfw unlike the two teasers you could actually tell that this trailer was for a shitty JJ Abrams movie
>flares
>those shots
I don't know... It's so cool but it doesn't feel like Star Wars
>>61925406
Here comes the autistic analysis by the film critics of /tv/
Luke is obviously the main villain, are you guys potato?
>>61925373
>Black stormtrooper romance with the girl, who will most likely turn out to be luke's daughter
he already has
>>61925387
is he going to turn out to be Lando's kid from a whore? And then he signed up for the Empire to find and kill daddy?
I guess there were too many threads up
>>61925080
It feels like a star trek movie, is the music not finished? because the fake starwars 7 trailer evokes more feeling WTF
nothing like rooting for the supposed bad guys to win.
>>61925489
It's JJ Abrams and his go-to DP. Why are people expecting anything different?
this movie needs comedy or it will be shit, come on simon pegg.
Why would people not be aware of Luke/Jedi/the Force after the role they played in defeating the Empire?
It also never made sense how people in the OT didn't seem to know about them considering the prequels showed the Jedi being all over the fucking place merely 20 years ago. It would be like if today no one knew what the Soviet Union was.
>>61925465
Nostalgia! Things in the older movies showed up here! Therefore the movie will be great!!
LUKE WAS THE ONE WITH THE ROBOT HAND CARESSING R2 YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS
>>61925368
that's Max Von Syndow's roll you fucking casual
Atleast the music is pretty good. Too many flare shots though. Star Wars relied on raw but well done CGI . JJ is a bit more...ehh, unpolished, and it really showed in the star trek movie.
>>61925465
Name a single bad thing about it other than >muh nig nog race mixing girl powah
>>61925036
>this cuck didn't read the leaked script
kek
>>61925129
You'd make the same face too if you saw Adam Driver.
>sjwars
>>61925496
>new empire
>clones
>>61925509
We can't all be cast and crew
>>61925327
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT!
>>61925496
No the troopers haven't used only clones in decades
>>61925471
Why does Luke have a metallic hand there when he had a very realistic looking one at the end of Empire
>>61925467
Underrated post.
BRAVO JJ
why did they ham fist in a dindu jedi
samuel l jackson was cool but this guy looks like an ape.
>>61925504
>shitty
I can actually tell how hard you are trying
JUST FUCK MY RACE UP
The space battles look pretty good
That one over Dantooine looks h*lla f*cking epic
>>61925406
lel this, this movie is shit
>the dark side
>the jedi
>they're all real
Movies is about a dark jedi. Get it?
There will never be a more hyped movie in our lifetime
Some cool shitposting
>JUST LET IT IN
fucking degenerate nigger loving cucks...
>>61925567
>>61925559
aw man. that would have been a great story device
>>61925512
Girl is Solo and Leia's daughter, Kylo Ren is implied to be their son.
Read the fucking leak.
>50 years
>jedi were a prominent group
>they were real
BRAVO JEW JEW
>>61925368
that's r2d2 you faggot
LET
People that still don't believe that the Empire stayed strong after Sheev's death haven't seen the Uprising trailer yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z-JuKJZYRo
>>61925458
And how exactly is Kylo supposed to know that with both Vader and the Emperor dead?
It's obvious that Vader has become a heroic figure in the Empire, the actual facts of the situation don't really matter to what is essentially a cult
>>61925568
because it got shot in Jedi are you this retarded?
>>61925473
Rey is getting her hand chomped off confirmed
>watching Jew Jew Abrams magic merchant race mixing trilogy
You are all good Goyim. Never change.
Well, this isn't like Star Trek at all.
>>61925599
hype did so much for episodes 1-3 didnt they
>>61925591
Literally no space battles
>>61925123
>implying Ford cared about Solo even in the first movie
So is ROTJ just getting completely retconned? The empire is clearly still a thing and the Jedi remain completely unknown.
>>61925618
>the leak
hahaha lol
>>61925129
>PEOPLE HAVE SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN THE FORCE EXISTED OH BOY
>People have already forgotten that in original trilogy, you mongoloid
>/tv/ is more obsessed with blacks than the actual movie itself
jesus christ I dont even, I mean sure it probably seems hamfisted but christ man when your posts are 80% about him you know you gotta stop watching gay black porn
>>61925555
>Evil white man looks weak and frail
Thanks JJ
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS GREAT
i cannot wait to take my gf to see it. so glorious i think there was a tear in my eye.
may the force be with you all!!!
>All that X-wing porn
Fuck you guys this is all that matters.
>>61925568
It...broke?
JUST
LET
IT
IN
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You couldnt get more obvious
BLACKED™ WHEN?
>>61925317
Just how a good trailer should fucking be. If you want a 3 minute spoiler of the entire movie then go watch one of the many other trailers for other movies. So many trailers these days just show everything worthwhile in the movie that it's not even worth going to see them!
Looks like Llewyn Davis is barely in it. He hasn't said a single word in any trailer. Guy is a fucking side character like Senator Organa
Was this a preview for the new Blacked.com video or Star Wars?
Holy shit @ all the "subtle" cuckold references
John Williams pls
JUST FUCK MY CHILDHOOD UP AGAIN FAM
>>61925194
Who are you?
>OG trilogy happened barely 30 years prior
>People don't believe it happened or have records
>JJ ruins star trek
>JJ ruins star wars
is there anything this man cant fuck up?
>>61925129
>>61925230
There were 10,000 jedi MAX ever and they were pretty much wiped down to 3.
The empire must have spent a lot of time wiping them from history books.
And keep in mind there were like a trillion people on Coursant alone. The jedi were NOTHING.
>retards saying luke wasnt in the trailer
:^)
J U S T L E T THE N I G G E R B B C I N
U
S
T
star wars episode 7: the cuckhold awakens: just let it in.
>>61925398
its on the official star wars youtube you idiot
>>61925655
Anon this trailer just confirmed so much of it that its safe to assume the whole thing is true as well.
I really hope it is as bad as the prequels
>>61925323
FUCKING DROPPED
>mfw there's people that think this won't be worse than the prequels
That hyperspace jump was god tier though fam
There was a black guy in the original series and nobody said shit. Now they cast a black guy here too and everyone wants to crucify JewJew
>>61925699
original gangsta trilogy?
>>61925330
This
MKE A FUCKING STICKY
ITS FLOODING THE BOARD NOW YOU SHIT POSTER ENABLER
>>61925465
That jump to hyperspace made my dick rock hard.
JUST
>>61925658
Racism is a termite of the mind. It eats everything else.
>mfw they blow up starkiller with x wings in a trench run
>so both of them have no idea what they live for and who they are but somehow will defeat Luke with a ragtag rebel forces?
this I gotta see
>>61925739
no, see
>>61925643
>>61925330
>>61925755
looked dumb as hell
black guy can't act for shit
shitttttttt writing
>>61925743
They're all wrong anyway, Rey is the Jedi, Boyega is obviously about to get BTFO in the trailer
So this is what it's like to see another Phantom Menace in the making? This will be fun.
>>61925129
This movie is going to be a reaction image goldmine
Why the fuck was nigtrooper wearing stormtrooper armor if he was in the TIE that was downed? Shouldn't he be wearing a flight suit?
>all this parroting meme hate ITT
>>61925572
Darth Negroidius
>>61925658
>the actual movie
What is there to expect? It's Star Wars. It's a pop-corn flick, where the whole purpose is to sell action figures and video games. The movie itself is not worth talking about.
>>61924770
why are you posting here
Just let it in
RED LETTER MEDIA HAS SPOKEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1pn4bTAQWA
RED LETTER MEDIA HAS SPOKEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1pn4bTAQWA
>>61925653
>one jedi left in the galaxy
>the empire spans the galaxy losing a battle isn't going to topple it
stop being dumb
>>61925739
you mean warp drive?
why is there a nigger? this is the future after all
>>61925546
the music was just a rehash of some ot bits with big movie release volume added too it.
>>61925599
REDDIT GET OUTTTUTOUTUTUOTTUTUOT
>>61925797
He presumably hijacks it
>>61925653
nah, the scene with Han is because Rey's been hanging out on not-Tatooine trying to pick up power converters and she doesn't know anything. Han gets that scene to reference him not believing in the Force in ANH
>>61925396
And the 'best trailer' is mediocre trash.
>Disney spend $4 billion acquiring the biggest, most beloved blockbuster franchise of all time
>They have a golden opportunity after Lucas essentially killed his own baby with the prequels to hire the very best producers, writers, directors, actors, artists, designers, etc in an effort to make the greatest space opera since Empire Strikes Back
>Instead hire half-dead Lawrence Kasdan to script doctor screenplays put together by a panel of hacks, mid-range director who's worked primarily in television JJ Abrams, and a cast split between literally whos and ageing has-beens, with the majority of the design work being rejected MacQuarrie sketches from the 70's
They could have gotten literally anyone they could think of to get involved in these films. Instead they've decided to play it so safe they only hired utterly mediocre talent to make this film, and the result is in turn something crushingly mediocre. That's honestly worse than being terrible like the prequels, at least they were a talking point. This just looks boring and dull.
Lol just le let it in my good fam sjwcuckwars tbh xD
>>61925644
>underage
Episode 1 was the most hyped movie, ever. That's not even an exaggeration.
>inb4 arbitrary box office numbers and lists
You have no idea
>>61925737
>there are people that think this won't make more money than each of the prequels combined
God it just looks so much like Abrams Trek and I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
Really? No TIE Interceptors? Just shit TIEs?
Poe's home planet got wrecked by the baddies?
>>61925816
fuck off shill
>>61925406
>Literally a fucking template.
>implying star wars was ever original
Don't fix what's not broken
>Who am I, I'm no one
>What?
Do you have attention span of 1 second?
>I will finish what you started
>Killing the emperor? Trying to bring Luke to your side? Vader really hasn't done much
Eliminating the jedi, dufus
tldr: people itt pretending star wars was some moviemaking masterpiece and not an amalgamation of bits and pieces from all over the cinema.
JUST
>>61925547
the music, it felt like a rehash or it wasnt finished, I was hoping for something original.
Lets see..it felt and looked like star trek..
those are just the beginning
>>61925737
that's not possible.
>>61925816
fuck off shill
>>61925828
>A long, long, time ago...
>>61925864
retconned. only bombers and TIE fighters
>>61925856
No one thinks this. Not even the haters.
>>61925710
Actually at the height of their power during the clone wars the Jedi was 20000 strong still an insignificant number in a galaxy of quadrillions.
>>61925907
TIE Interceptors are in the new Battlefront
>>61925679
>Holy shit @ all the "subtle" cuckold references
nice projecting m8
What does he plan on finishing for vader?
sticky
>>61925230
>I found it weird how they can forgot the force existed, its like they're resetting
NIGGER WHAT
>The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
>>61925323
>implying
soundtrack when?
>sticky
>>61925895
it's necessary
Music wasn't williams for the record.
STICKY IN MY BUM BUM :^)
>>61925893
>the music, it felt like a rehash
no
>It looked like Star Trek
which was supposed to look like Star Wars
>>61925907
So Return of the Jedi was retconned?
Idiot.
lol so much trying too hard
I can hear all the fat little fingers typing on dirty cheeto crumb keyboards trying to fit in more than the next person by just pulling shit out of their ass while at the same time having their heads firmly planted up them
POSTING IN A STICKY
>all action scenes
>no character-building or exposition teased
>no new aliens
It's Star Trek all over again. Thanks, JJ.
We 404 now
>>61925652
don't make me hard
I'm worried it's going to be too action-y. I really liked the slow, relaxed parts in the original trilogy.
Please don't turn this into a Transformers-tier snoozefest.
>>61925422
thanks fam
>>61925406
>JJ will has done to Star Wars exactly what he did to Star Trek
it shows, just look
>sticky
thank fuck
lol'n @ this many threads for a 2 minute trailer
hahahahahahahahahaha
cucks
>>61925971
Haha
>>61925878
>Don't fix what's not broken
Abrams already did.
>Do you have attention span of 1 second?
It was painfully fucking stupid narration.
>Eliminating the jedi, dufus
That was Sheev's plan; Vader was just a tool.
>>61925872
he got captured. then nigger saves him and crash on Jakku
JUST
Cuck Wars: The Bull Awakens
Real talk, looked like that shitty Star Trek movie from 2009.
Nigga looked SCARED AF when Kylo activated his saber. Look at that face while he jumps back. I am fucking curious what will happen in that scene.
I have the feeling Luke might come to rescue him and end up dying.
Pls no
>>61925893
>Lets see..it felt and looked like star trek..
By that, I assume you mean JJ's trek, which in turn was more like star wars, so that's hardly a negative
>>61925932
Destroying the Jedi probably.
I bet he kills Luke fairly early in the movie, hence why he isn't on the poster.
>>61925953
I refuse to believe that twink is Solos son.
HELLO???
>>61925962
same day the movie will be released
Who's already pre-ordered their tickets?
>TFW my timezone means I'll be one of the first int he world to see it
Fucking Americucks
>>61925878
>Do you have attention span of 1 second?
The only thing that line tells us is she has no self confidence and is pointless and obtuse because she's clearly someone with potential that the audience can tell at first glance. It would be as if Lea says to vader, "I'm just a poor maiden trying to survive damnit!"
It just doesn't fit
>Eliminating the jedi
That was palpatine not Vader, he just followed orders
I'm literally not seeing this movie because of the forcing of a black guy as the main Jedi.
Not even kidding, 5 years ago it wouldn't have even crossed my radar nor would I care, but now knowing this is a DELIBERATE attempt to force blacks into lead roles, I'm out.
All the Reddit browsing, Daily Show watching, Democratic supporting cucks who stink up 4chan now sicken me tbh
>>61925599
kill yourself redditfag
>sticky
/tv/ just let it in
>>61925050
Luke has isolated himself, hiding in the volcano planet in pic related, just like Yoda did. Either he doesn't want to risk getting captured by the Empire or he is afraid he will get corrupted like his father did.
That's my theory, at least
>>61925863
Bad. Very, very bad. Star Wars has always had a very clear visual style with extremely well-composed shots and graceful, steady camera movements.
Now we have this hyper-kinetic videogame-looking garbage instead.
>>61925181
Tryhard Reddit contrarian confirmed
>>61925926
who gives a shit about battlefront? I mean literally, if you still care about EA and the games they make I would consider throwing myself off a bridge
>>61925982
I'm sure JJ will come with some stupid excuse
>>61924902
That episodes 1-3 are canon despite some nerds saying they're no
>>61926025
LET
>Star Wars and Disney combined
>in the year 2015
Gotta sell dem black acshun figures to da childruns
Got to capitalize on the success of Katniss in the Hunger Games
Got to make sure all the middle-class families buy BB8 this Christmas (I mean holidays)
You realize Star Wars has (and always will be) an avenue to sell merchandise to guillable "collectors" and "fans"?
looks pretty epic guys. the only reason you racists hate it is cause a black guy is in it. this will be the most epic movie of the year. so pumped
>>61925981
yes? The music fucking sucked, it wasn't as distinctive as prequels or sweeping as the OT so far.
I could just put on the ot music and listen to the whole thing.
That sounded like big movie music with some williams thrown in
Luke is the new sidious you retards
JUST
LET
IT
IN
>>61926039
>mfw you are probably right
>luke is same age as alec guinness when episode 4 was made
>will probably go out the same way
>>61926057
This, I'll be voting for Trump and pirating this movie.
>>61926035
Kylo will destroy Finn as he is not force sensitive, Rey will pick up the saber and fare better
>cinemark website not working
>>61925971
This. This shit sounded like Zimmy ZAM ZAM.
cant be Williams
>>61926000
Star Trek was pretty well paced.
>>61926035
Yeah I have a feeling that fight doesn't last long.
ONE MORE TIME GUYS HOW DOES IT GO?
JUST
>>61925816
RLM bottom feeding again
Well fuck, they're taking a steaming dump on the end of Return...
Fuck this, I shouldn't have stayed up. Looks boring
>cuck wars
Not an epic trailer, but it made me want to see it more; so in that context, it was a good trailer.
>>61925295
>harrison ford as beautiful as ever
>leia a toad
VOTE HERE
http://strawpoll.me/5782108
http://strawpoll.me/5782108
http://strawpoll.me/5782108
>>61925241
Back to /pol/ you go, doublewide
>>61926000
Have you seen either of the Jew Jew Trek movies? This movie will be almost nonstop people running around and shouting intercut with just enough moments of EMOOOOTION and you'll forget the entire movie before you even make it back to your car on the way out.
JUST LET IT IN FAM
WE STICKY NAO
>>61925643
Exactly what I thought.
HAHAHA DID YOU SEE THAT KNIGHT OF REN LITERALLY DOING THE EXACT SAME POSE WITH THE EXACT LIKE SWORD
They really are fanboys
>>61926073
No ZimZam?
>>61926129
LET
Guarantee this is where they find Luke. He's making golems powered by the force either a) at a comfy school, or just b) in deep hiding like Yoda in OT.
Fuck you crazys, i got literal goosebumps
JUST LET IT IN
U
S
T
L
E
T
I
T
I
N
>>61925343
>noncanon
I love this meme. Stay bootyblasted forever, EU cuck
>>61925737
It won't be worse, and that's the problem. Those things were so bad that it's hilarious -- not watching them hilarious, no. But the amount of shit-flinging they've brought to internet communities was fantastic. All of us can get together and have a laugh talking about how shitty the prequels were.
This one with Abrams at the helm? It's going to be mediocre like his Star Trek films. It'll be safe and boring and it'll have a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Everyone will be like, "Wow, it's a return to form!" when it's just boring and uninteresting.
I'll take the prequels any day of the week.
>>61926098
>epic movie
>space battles bro!!!
It won't even be the best space film of the year. Take off your nostalgia goggles.
>>61926037
but neither of this felt like or trek looked like, it looks like someones bad fan fiction trying to recreate something and failing. Like a clock missing a few numbers
>>61926090
go back to your capeshit comics and acshun figures breh
>>61925643
hm
>>61926082
>who gives a shit about battlefront?
It's canon you silly sausage, I didn't make any comment about the games quality
>>61926057
He's not the main jedi you mongoloid, Rey is
the trailer is depressing. after all the rebels and luke did the empire is still there, as strong as ever. it was all for nothing.
>>61926057
same here fam. Few years ago I wouldn't have thought twice about it and never did. Now I actively don't watch shit that forces 'diversity', because its extremely obvious when its done on purpose
which one i brienne of tarth?
im lost
who else thought of anakin here
Why is a CLONE TROOPER black?
What the hell is JJ doing?
I haven't had need to get the movies in some time. What is the objectively superior release? preferably one i can get on PTP, and not one of the fan cuts
Rey was cute! Cute cute CUTE!
>>61926057
If there is a kiss between him and the female lead I won't see it. I'll ask my friend to confirm it for me so I don't risk any other spoilers.
Don't care if he's a lead, but if it's that or worse I won't see it.
lol at all the redditards desperately trying to think of something clever to say so they can lap up fake internet points.
At this point it is painfully obvious that most people here just want to bitch and complain for the sake of being contrarians and going against mainstream opinion. Whenever the general public likes something, you can bet your ass 4chan will hate it. The trailer was great.
Luke will die early, I'm sure.
We probably see Luke with R2 on that hot planet.
And we also see Kylo on the same planet (not 100% sure of course).
Either he dies there or he comes to rescue Finn and dies.
What do you guys think?
JUST LET IT IN
/tv/'s new meme
It was actually pretty good.
It didn't feel like it was capitalizing on nostalgia like the other ones.
If the tone of the movie ends up like this trailer, I'll be happy.
>>61926146
>tfw women age like milk
I hope star wars dies a quiet death, the same way star trek did. giving the two series to JJ was the worst thing they could have done
fuck you disney
>>61926147
first two "teasers" were miles better
should i care about his skin solor to be a true 4channer?
>>61926205
SUPER STAR DESTROYER CONFIRMED
/tv/, are you ready to JUST LET IT IN?
>>61926180
>powered by the force
Or electricity because it's a fucking droid.
>>61926213
Shiny and chrome
Best part of the trailer.
>still no plot other than bad guy wants to finish what vader started
Wew lad it's nice that there's no plot to this but if it sucks holy shit fam
>>61925230
>jesus theres no need for that
Yes there is. This film is essentially a new beginning for the franchise.
Besides, by the time of the OT, Jedis and the force were already mythic. If the Rebellion failed to deconstruct the Empire then its safe to assume the force would be even more mythic decades later.
>Who are you?
>I was no one until I put on the mask
>>61925465
Phasma-chan
>>61926215
Where does black guy get his Lightsaber from?
what if mace dindu steals lukes saber and this is what leads to his ultimate demise?
>>61925129
>PEOPLE HAVE SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN THE FORCE EXISTED OH BOY
That's not a really big deal. The Jedi were spread across the galaxy in the Clone Wars and not many actually saw their powers. Hence why that uppity faggot mouths off to Vader in A New Hope.
>>61926215
I did. Maybe he's Luke's son?
>>61926231
>Pulls a Ben Kenobi and guides Finn as a force ghost
I think I'm okay with this.
STICKY
>>61926223
>Luke is kill
Eh not worth watching since the only two good characters are luke and han
>>61926223
Luke is kill confirmed
>>61926205
I can't see shit with the fucking lense flare
THIS ISN'T STAR TREK AND STAR TREK ENVER HAD LENSE FLARES
FUCK YOU JJ
>>61926266
KNIGHTS OF REN FUCKIN HYPE
>>61926280
He mugs Luke for it
So how much money is this going to make?
>White cuck wants his GF fucked by black bull
>Girl: "Honey, I'm not sure about this..."
>Cuck: "Just let it in."
>>61926266
Only Thing that hypes me up after reading the script
>>61926280
Goodwill
>kinetic camera
>cg junk cluttering the frame for the FX shots
>color graded up the ass
looks like every other blockbuster coming out
>>61925624
the googledrive leak said they put luke's brain in artoo's body
>I WILL FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED
>HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
>>61926227
But wasnt it confirmed long time ago that Oscar was her romantic choice or whatever?
>>61926280
probably stole it from a jedi after deserting
>>61926221
Harmy's
I-is it safe to be cautiously optimistic? It actually looks niceeven though that guy's voice is not nearly imposing whatsoever even trying to deepen it and put in Vader distortion effects seems like a shitty villain.
>>61926057
are you serious?
kek
CuckWars bros ww@?
Whos gotten their cuck partner ready to come with your gf for optimal viewing experience?
>>61926057
I think the forcing of the white girl is just as bad of not worse
>Preordering movie tickets
I really don't understand this. It's always been a dumb system for consumers to preorder readily available product.
>>61926323
1.4 billion
So I watched the trailer and I still can't tell what the movie is ABOUT. What is the plot, exactly?
The fact that they are not showing Luke at all in the trailers makes me feel like they are going to pull some dumbass plot twist in this movie :\
>>61926204
What the hell has that image got to do with anything? /pol/fags are the scum of the earth and aren't "just as bad" as anything, they're worse.
The characters look so fucking
SHITTY
>>61926266
I like Kylo Ren's look and all but the whole Knights thing seems gay. Essentially stupid fanboys.
>Fandango isn't working
WHAT IF MY THEATER SELLS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
looks pretty cheesy tbh
WHAT IS RED ROBOT THO
>>61925793
Is this a still from skull island?
>"just let it in"
>he fucks the white girl
>they have a baby
>the baby is the first new user of the force in hundreds of years
>this is why it is called "the force awakens"
FUCK
220 THOUSAND VIEWS ALREADY
>>61926180
I recognize that blue flag with the white symbol on it. Wasn't that Anakin's pod race symbol or something?
OOGA BOOGA WE STORM TROOPER NOW
>>61926201
Jesus Christ you expect anyone to be allowed to make a proper Star Trek movie? Pray after 3 they stop with the fucking movies. As a reskinned Star Wars it was great.
>>61925643
hyperspace looked like that in the original trilogy tho
>Literally no space scenes
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>61926215
>takes of his helmet
wew lad
looks like thats why boogiewoogie is scared
reminder this is a 1 out of 3 movie series
>>61926355
nothing can come close to vader's intimidation anon I thought even they are admitting that
>>61926328
not even close
>>61926266
Is that a baseball bat?
>>61926215
this was my fave part of the trailer
>I am your father, again
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61926367
It's about embracing the force of BBC and JUST letting it in
>>61926337
Can someone link or post the googledrive link???
>>61926333
nice trips
That trailer was fucking boring. I think I officially hate force awakens. I don't care if everyone else ends up liking it. They already like everything I hate.
>>61926364
Well if you want to go to the premiere, depending on where you live the product isn't readily available
>>61925129
People have been fed misinformation about the force and Jedi for the past 50 years. Even in ANH a high ranking imperial didn't know jack shit about something that happened 20 years earlier.
>>61926215
Adam Driver confirmed
>>61926382
Then just go to a different show time? Maybe wait a day?
>>61926280
Because people who never had force ancestry can still be born with high enough mediclorian count to use the force, you still need someone to teach you how to use it, otherwise you'll never know you had it
>>61926391
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
JUST LET IT IN
![Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv_snapshot_00.00.47_[2015.10.20_12.32.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wgWC0KW.jpg "Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv snapshot 00.00.47 [2015.10.20 12.32.44]")
>>61926353
cant find it for jedi though
>>61926157
I haven't, but thank you for reinforcing what I'm afraid of.
>>61926355
>I-is it safe to be cautiously optimistic? It actually looks nice
I suggest you get first an eye exam and then a brain scan.
dis gon b gud
>>61926386
Nu3PO
>>61926384
Is that really Carrie Fisher?
I miss lucas
>>61926408
>hyperspace scene isn't in space
>>61926386
Jedi temple, they'll find luke and then he will die shortly after
>>61926386
That's a big robot
>>61926230
cynicism is the last refuge of the idealist. you couldn't be more wrong. The people here want to be wrong and like it, what they're finding does not evoke the same feelings and it is even more depressing.
>everyone bitching about not seeing Luke
>not realizing Luke is Kylo Ren
>>61926442
what the fuck is wrong with his face
>>61926215
>Boyega looks absolutely terrified when he sees that saber coming at him
Leaks are true, not a jedi. Rey will save his ass
Working on my Baneposting Star Wars trailer edit now.
>>61926443
Out of the question, I've been waiting 10 years for this
Episode 7 will follow the "Save the Cat" formula
Screencap this
>>61926244
Star Trek will continue in undeath forever anon. As will Star Wars. There is no hope.
Looks like shit.
JarJar Abrahams strikes again.
Here's what I gleamed from that extended teaser:
>Rey does stuff.
>Han's old.
>Finn's a deserter.
>Darth Bland has Bane voice.
>>61926417
maybe a stun baton
Luke is the bad guy.
>>61926391
shes so fucking awful
literally a poor mans natalie portman
>>61924684
COMPLETELY RUINED
WORST STAR WARS EVER CONFIRMED
>rebels vs empire
>bad guys in all black again
>bad guys still use the red light sabre
>still focused on the old bad guys (Darth Vader and the Death Star)
>still focused on the old good guys (Han and Luke [guaranteed one will die to get some cheap emotional sympathy from the audience])
>cute droid
Am I missing anything else?
It's a shame. We could have a real movie. Instead, we get a generic popcorn-blockbuster from the world's most generic movie company. No original ideas.
>star wars
>takes place in the future
>still has silly concepts like good and evil
I CAN'T GET MY TICKETS
Where do you hardcore fans learn all about the canon and shit or whatever? how did you all get so invested in this series? i want to know
>ANOTHER trench run
>ANOTHER death star
goddamnit abrams
>>61926438
>Well if you want to go to the premiere, depending on where you live the product isn't readily available
As in the official premier or just at your theater's first showing?
If you have a theater, it is readily available.
THIS BETTER NOT BE HANS FUCKING BODY
Tell me about Kylo why does he wear the mask?
>check local cinema sessions
>already been on sale for 2 weeks
>sold out for the first week solid already.
>>61926456
>Goes from being determined to scared shitless in one frame
JUST
>>61926456
>that waddle
>>61925047
Who needs Luke when you have the new strongest force user in the SWU in it?
>>61926456
>the flicker of the lightsaber
>>61926367
After the events of ROTJ the rebels break up the empire in some places, but they cool their jets and there is "reform" across the galaxy, that is, everyone does their own thing and goes isolationist.
Meanwhile a contingent of the empire is gaining forces, collecting sith artifacts, gaining power, making plans.
I'm guessing luke is some swamp somewhere training a little legion of jedi, or he's just training anyone who wants to learn, good or bad.
Dindu defects from military.
There's a death star in the frozen wastes that empire is going to dig out.
Star Wars is garbage, you should be ashamed of yourself to be even moderately excited about this crappy movie made for kids and nostalgiafags. If you actually consider spending money on it, kill yourself.
>>61926484
Constantly seeing Dunham naked will do that to you
>>61926488
it's JJ man. how are you supposed to drop that lens flare and abuse motion blur in space?
>>61926296
>I enjoy rehashes of the same shit over and over again
>>61926417
it's a gun nigger
>>61926266
Fuck yeah.
Half Jin-Roh, half LOGH, half SS and all awesome.
>>61926127
No, it really wasn't, especially Into Darkness.
>Kirk dies
>not five minutes later, Spock and Khan are fighting on a speeding train
>five minutes after that, Kirk is revived
>>61925355
Underrated post.
Can the mods do something to get rid of the rampant racism and blatant /pol/ posting?
This is why most of us are just discussing the trailer over at /r/movies.
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*smacks lips together loudly*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*eats grits*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*checks for nearest friend chicken joint*
U BE SAYIN
>*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
>*licks teeths and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
>*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
>*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*faint and then get up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
>*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
>*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
>*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
>*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
>*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
>*warns fellow black men about approaching five oh*
WE GON BE
>*adjusts penis and testicles*
SOM FINNA
>*participates in a drive-by shooting*
MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNDUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>*evolves to a primate*
JUST LET IT IN FAM
>>61926412
>natalie portman with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>61926391
>tfw sight of Finn's BBC
>>61926523
you can blame george lucas for that for thinking the universe in black and white. I thought him killing grey jedis/grey siths out were clear anon
Death Star III?
>>61926538
Looks like Chewie
>>61926526
i grew up with the movies, played some of the games, and read some of the books and comics. i was pretty obsessed as a kid.
Pretty mediocre trailer.
The only good part is the classic John Williams theme.
>>61926533
Theater's first showing, that is. They're selling out where I live
>SW fags seriously thinks this will out gross Avatar
It's JJ. He's not a Jedi, desert bitch is. What a twist.
>>61926521
They aim independently they aren't fixed. Did you even watch the OT?
PLINKETT WHERE
>>61926538
it can fucking see chewys belt
>>61926456
is that Annie aka Hayden Christensen?
So why does Kylo Ren have the Vader helmet with the skull in it anyway?
Didn't they give Vader like a viking burial on Endor at the end of Jedi?
>>61926456
i really hope he doesn't go from 'oh shit i cant lightsaber' to wirefu bullshit in a few moments
>>61925465
>Knights of Ren
>dat aerial combat between TIE fighters and X-wings
>dat remastered/remade force theme/cloud city music
>final shot teasing lightsaber duel
>yfw old dash rendar saves the day
thats why they had their hands up
>>61926557
oh man now I feel bad for the guy
>>61926192
Yeah, the prequels really brought people together. That's something to be proud of
>>61926523
>A
>LONG
>TIME
>AGO
>>61926581
fuck off falseflagger
>>61926526
starwars.wikia.com and some of the books, games and comics
>>61926603
me too kinda
>>61926560
>Because no one in history has ever emulated their mentor
>>61926608
but finn dindu nuffin he a good boy helping out da church
Actually, I think making a vagina be the lead character/jedi is even worse than a dindu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niuK7TNhog
Who else /CIA/ here?
>>61926538
Looks like the same forest where the black dude fight Ren. Maybe it's him
>>61924901
>I was raised to dindu one thing...nuffin
>HAHA EBIN CUCK WARS
Guy for it to be Cuck wars we need the White Manlet who gets Cuck'd
>>61926456
>that acting
lol
who the fuck did this casting?
Trailer was fine. The aerial combat was actually surprisingly cool looking. Kylo Rens voice bothered me a bit. As for the black Jedi people are having a shit fit over...I'm not threatened by people of other races or cultures since I'm not an insecure beta. It actually bothers me more that they got such a pansy ass twig to be the main villain.
>>61926471
go to bed george
>>61926610
>get_a_load_of_this_guy.png
wait is his name literally finn? wtf
>>61926456
>>61926597
I can imagine these spammed on /pol/.
>>61926456
Finn is scared as fuck tho. He even jumps back. There is no way he can do shit. Again, I think Luke will save him...
>>61926489
LITERALLY BIZZARO SPLINTER OF THE MINDS EYE
FUCKING ABRAMS, JUST MASHING EVERY DECENT EU STORY TOGETHER ON TOP OF A NEW HOPE BASE
>>61926516
>Luke is the bad guy
>>61926521
do you know how "time" works and how things can move between certain "intervals" of time? eg. the next laser shot would follow your supposed line
can someone post the leaks?
>>61926609
Then go see it later that day.
It isn't as much of an event, but it's not like you can't see the movie if you don't hand over money right now.
>>61926391
I see the PRs are trying to teach her to not show her teeth in the photos.
![Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv_snapshot_00.01.45_[2015.10.20_12.37.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xkjjyqz.jpg "Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv snapshot 00.01.45 [2015.10.20 12.37.00]")
I want to fuck her so badly.
>>61926538
its chewie
Those xwings look pretty cool but I wasn't overly impressed by the rest. The empire was destroyed but the rebellion still failed nice
>>61926538
>dem teeth
>>61925615
JUST THE TIP
>>61926386
>Multicultural national flags
THEY'RE NOT EVEN HIDING IT
MISS ME YET?
>>61925178
Just you and me bud. The nostalgia when the score kicks in with the sad song rather than the epic stuff
>>61924901
Looks like shit tbh
IS THIS THE NEW STAR TRACK?
>>61926597
>Dinduforgetsaboutneighborhoodwatch.png
>>61926526
Read the wiki and watch the movies.
Ignore EU stuff unless its actually canon or you find it interesting.
>>61926417
force pikes are old tech, its all about force batons
is just a movie
why you heff to be mad
Why the fuck isn't Isaac the lead instead? Jesus if they wanted to have a dindu they could've at least found one that was easy on the eyes.
>>61926704
Thats Han's jacket
HAN DIES HAN DIES HAN DIES!!!!
>>61926456
>yfw this scene will just be a dream/simulation and Boyega wakes up covered in sweat
>>61926456
DUDE IT'S A PRANK LMFAO
>>61926715
star wars always had that/
So this new Sith lord leads the remnants of the Empire than?
>>61926678
See you in December,faggot
>>61926704
is.. is it just me or does that look like a face full of cum?
>>61926739
the girl is the lead you stupid fuck
>being hyped for a generic blockbuster formulaic cliche filled toy commercial
shaking my fucking head
>>61926708
>The empire was destroyed
nope.
The empire is massive.
>tfw black
>tfw fucking 7 different white girls on a daily basis
>tfw you fat beta whites only get excitement from bitching online
>meanwhile me and my niggas fucking your women
>we don't even want them cuz they're bottom tier and all gonna marry Asian women anyway
AYYY LMAO
>>61926192
you pretty much nailed it, honestly. It's absolutely EVERYTHING I can't stand about the industry. It's like fast food. Adequate, but not particularly satisfying.
>>61926538
rip chewie
>>61926739
He's not the lead either.
>>61926488
Really looking forward to those dogfifghts.
>>61926593
Quigon was a grey Jedi though
>there are people in this same thread who are desperate to get tickets to this cheat cashgrab
>>61925068
this is shopped right
he doesn't actually look like that
This trailer was the equivalent of a first trailer for any other movie.
Name my band /tv/
I don't like that literally no one is seen smiling during the trailer. Too much drama, too much heaviness, not enough sense of adventure.
>>61926657
Was being a jedi part of your plan?
>yfw Han dies of old age and not because of anything heroic
>>61926723
Yup, that's when I lost it. Feels good, man.
>>61926538
it could be chewie and rey holding a different body, just because chewie is in the shot doesn't mean it's his death. pretty confident solo dies, ford has been wanting his character to be killed off since empire.
>>61926656
I agree. Boyega is a genius misdirect. And look how well it is working.
>>61926581
fuck off back to reddit you faggot.
no gold for you here.
I really wish they would have recast the 2 leads. They are very ugly and look sweaty all the damn time.
And Jar Jar Balldroid is killing me. I hate it so much.
>>61926386
>rainbow flags
Diversity Temple
>>61926718
no, back to chicago with you.
>>61926780
that's a big ship
>>61926538
It's Chewie
>Chewie gets fucked up by Vader lite
>Finn gets blown out by Vader lite
>before Vader lite can strike down Rey Luke appears and saves her, but dies during the fight with Vader lite.
Pottery.
>>61926733
>read the wiki
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz
Good joke m8
>>61926704
>implying your white dick could satisfy her even one bit
LMAO KEEP DREAMING BUDDO, maybe next reincarnation
JUST LET IT IN
>>61926789
yes, and lucas didn't liked it so he killed him off
lucas is very incapable of writing characters that are between the two spectrum, outside of mercenaries
>>61926708
>implying the Imperial Remnant wasn't a superpower even in the discarded books
>>61926656
This it's gonna be A New Hope reboot female remix
>>61926800
Boyega and the Dindus
>>61926800
Dark But Not Black
>>61926779
>Lightsaber pitch forks
What are you doing Disney....
>>61926718
GEORGE, PLEASE, COME BACK
At least your movies were "so bad it's good". New ones will be bland as fuck
>>61926790
>tfw they will never stop making these star wars movies
and people will grow to resent them like cape shit
JUST
LET
Is it me or does the girl look the spitting image of Shmi Skywalker
>>61926700
>Then go see it later that day.
I don't have to, I preordered. That's my point.
>>61926800
Cuck-182
>>61924684
I'm shaking, that was fucking beautiful.
So much to fucking discuss, it didn't lay on Nostalgia too hard, that opening shot looked directly out of McQuarrie's concept art...
HOLY SHIT
>>61926800
the jeddo killers
Would you a Daisy?
>>61926780
Rome was massive
Rome never had its emperor killed, it's main legions and top general killed, and one of its most important cities razed to the ground in a single day.
>>61926488
Its fucking nauseating to look at.
No sense of steady camera work. Might as well be found footage.
I thought Disney liked making money? Where is the white lead? episode 8?
>>61926718
i miss him every day
>>61926765
no, this monkey does.
>>61926597
>when bae realizes yo food stamps aint legit
>>61926597
>Black character terrified by a masked white character with a flaming cross
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
So are the Knights of Ren the Nazgul?
equality brehs
>>61926853
Underrated toast
>>61926853
At least they don't hide the agenda anymore.
>>61926397
its a t-16 bitch
>>61926456
i love how anakin/luke's saber has that vintage-like rotoscoped effect instead of the perfect sabers in the PT.
>>61926870
Is he/she a trap?
>>61926877
I'd fuck both of their voices.
>>61926877
>it's a wormhole plot-line
>>61926808
>there's a 30 minute long eulogy in the movie for him which is just chewy growling into the mic.
>>61926865
This. There's nothing worse than an utterly forgettable middle of the road "we want the everybody audience" kind of movie.
>>61926756
maybe this
https://youtu.be/infZSKB5L9I?t=210
So where the hell is Lando/Billy Dee Willams? Like hell he would not be in this.
>>61926704
Fuck it. I was actually excited for this movie until I saw this. Why? Why do we have to see "generic young girl crying staring into the camera" We've already seen it for the past 10 years with Twilight and the Hunger Games. Haven't we had enough?
Why not make it a little more memorable than a bubbling face taking up 80% of the entire screen?
you know......something a little more tasteful...like this? You don't need a crying girl to be emotional
>>61926800
Kylo Ren-sync
>>61926800
What the fuck does the one in the back got slung over his shoulder?
![star-wars-2012-clone-wars-exclusive-battle-pack-mos-espa-arena-c3p0-anakin-s_9356319[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dd88b2e.jpg "star-wars-2012-clone-wars-exclusive-battle-pack-mos-espa-arena-c3p0-anakin-s 9356319[1]")
>>61926395
not quite
>>61926880
shouldn't they be going the other way?
>>61926723
>that ESB music kicking in when the Falcon flies across
>>61926541
cause he's fucking ugly
>>61925218
>it looks like some star wars fan fic shit, with a lot of cinematic shit but next to nothing in terms of story depth and creativity
Are you high or something, or do you just want to not like it?
>>61926800
The Shit Lords
>>61926824
A glaive would be cool.
>>61926870
cuck!
oops I meant, kek!
>>61926890
She only fucks black guys, so I couldn't ;_;
>>61926832
>implying Rey won't win with the power of feminism
Please look forward to it
>>61926923
Would watch
>>61925856
I traced with my finger and got 2.
>>61926800
the fuck is the guy in the back got on his shoulder? a shield? a maul? a cricket bat?
>>61926891
>its main legions killed
haha no.
>>61926880
>cool
>cool
>turns into a generic background
ONE
JOB
>>61926930
shouldn't you be prepping the bull?
>>61926870
>Trying to act
That's a pathetic way to mirror Luke's view of the twin suns. You can tell that she's acting...
>>61926517
Kek. Natalie is hot as fuck.
>>61926697
THIS SOMEONE POST THE GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS
>>61926945
beat me to it
>>61926877
They're related.
>>61926929
he retired after his notable performance in Scrubs with fellow black surgeon Turkleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BXEvmWbeC8
>>61926723
>>61926811
I feel it.
A SITH LORD?
At least the trailer is exposing the Reddit among us.
>>61926956
She looks good for her age.
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
CHEWIE IS FUKIN DED MAN
>>61926870
>That black robbed person in the back
2spooky.
>>61926538
Looks chew 2 me.
The bottom of this lightsaber looks like Anakins tbh.
>>61926930
JJ can't think of anything original. He only repeats the ideas and images that he's seen before.
>star wars: a new affirmative action hope
it's literally nothing new.
recycled ideas. fanservice.
BIG
RED
SITH
LIGHTSABERS
>>61926985
A CIS-th LORD, shit lord
DL link?
>>61926985
>The ShitLord
fixed it for you fam
>ITT: insecure dorks who talk shit about a kid who's at a point in his career where he's about to be in one of the highest grossing films of all time
Good for Boyega, hopefully being the lead in one of these films won't fuck up his future acting career. Not like he will need the money anyway tho.
>>61926997
hahaahahahaha
stop
>>61925178
>>61926723
And me.
Oh, God.
I can't wait.
>>61926180
>that Mandalorian logo at the very top
>another trench run
People are actually hyped for this nostalgia pandering piece of shit?
>>61926904
they're actually probably us. HOW META.
>>61926147
>adding "Bane?" as an option
it's like you want this to win
LET IT IN
>>61926215
It doesn't make any sense but I was reminded of Isaac because of the hair
>>61926956
>Luke is kill
>tfw no star wars where grizzled old man saves universe
>instead some little girl
Not worth watching fam
>>61927006
>Chewie
>not Luke
Why is Leia crying nigga?
>>61925989
it's a trailer
character building is a thing movies do not 2 minute trailers
>>61926749
Looks more like Chewie's fur tbh
>>61926608
>are those vials of coke in Han's pocket
>I sure hope those are vials of coke....
>>61926899
He's an ape, not a monkey. This is a monkey.
>>61926718
No, fuck off.
Fuckers are just being pissy because "Muh race".
Wonderful! I hope you all enjoyed the trailer, and I can't wait for you to see the film.
Cheers,
Peter Mayhew
>>61927034
It's not another trench run tbh fam
>>61926967
>insecure black man imaging dicks
Why am I not surprised? Most black guys are latent homosexuals
>>61926223
rip luke
![Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv_snapshot_00.01.54_[2015.10.20_12.41.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CBPPywx.jpg "Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv snapshot 00.01.54 [2015.10.20 12.41.54]")
>>61926723
The movie's gonna be shit, but that music hyped me the fuck up.
>>61927048
luke is the guy in the black suit with the red lightsaber
>>61926800
>>61926932
>>61926961
Looks like a very large cleaver to me.
>>61926904
BRAVO JJ
>>61926934
You are the camera and you move equidistant with the ship.
>watching spaceshit
Fuck all you manchildren
>>61926917
Rey Skywalker, another in a long line of useless desert slaves.
>>61927025
Not him but she looks like a nice welcoming grandma
Kylo Ren genuinely seems badass. Haters should apologize.
>Another trench run on the Death Planet
POTTERY
>... the dark side ... *cuts to boyega*
BRAVO JJ
R
A
V
O
>>61927055
What game?
>>61927055
I appreciate that we're going back to the prototype-looking X-wing, thats about one of the few things I liked about the trailer
>>61926723
Amen, it's beautiful.
Does anyone know how long the film will be? Saw some pic of someone screenshotting the length of it yesterday.
>>61926180
that or maybe where they meet with maz for the first time/vision scene?
>>61926608
This scene is pointless knowing that Han is married to a black woman in the new expanded universe.
>>61927115
arma 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LFO2y04_9g
>>61926880
This should look pretty cool in 3D.
This is gonna be so fucking based
>>61927106
He's the best character. Going to be sad to see him get BTFO by a girl
>>61927034
Go spam your joyless cinema fascism somewhere else
>>61926718
>that chin
Every time.
>>61927012
It is Anakin's. That's why the Vader fanboy wants it so bad.
>Boyega has a lightsaber
>You can see the fear in his eyes as Kylo Ren approaches
>He actually flinches and backs off when Ren gets close
Holy shit, called Boyega just picking the thing up in self defense and not actually knowing how to use it.
>>61927097
ok makes sense
>>61927012
LITTLE
BLUE
JEDI
SWORDS
JUST LET IT IN
>>61927123
2hrs 39minutes.
>>61927123
1 hour, 36 minutes
>>61927147
Why is it?
Why does he wear the mask?
>>61927012
It is Anakin's.
>>61926880
Literally straight out of dr who
>>61925335
No it didn't, stop trying to be funny. you're not good at it
>>61927051
There could have easily been some dialog, them sitting in a cantina, something.
>>61926966
That's how hyperspace has always looked in Star Wars you nematode.
>>61927082
Come on, she looks way too much like Luke... daughter of Luke. Most def.
She has the lightsaber with her but she gets knocked out, Finn picks it up and then Luke rescues them.
what's the rolly droid called?
>>61927012
no shit bruh, it is anakin's, where have you been for the last year?
WHAT?!
THERES A NIGGER IN THE MOVIE?
JESUS CHRIST
>>61926367
http://www.fashionnstyle.com/articles/62804/20150528/star-wars-episode-7-spoilers-major-force-awakens-script-leaks-reveal-full-plot-and-character-details.htm
Here's the full plot from the script leak. Spoilers, obviously.
This movie will be mediocre because they are afraid they will fuck up if they try something new. Movie will probably have a fuckton of nostalgia and references, so nostalgiafags will defend it cause "muh legacy being passed on" and newfags will defend it because it's their's generation star wars. In the end you who think that this movie is average will be crucified and labeled as a hater and racist.
Quote me on this if you want.
>>61927181
because he had the low ground
>>61927015
And I am so fucking excited.
>>61927006
>RA Salvatore will never stop getting death threats
fucking kek, its like pottery
>>61927082
HANDS UP
DONT SHOOT
>>61927055
Is the camera gonna shake in every fucking shot ?
>>61927181
Because the actor is ugly as sin?
>>61927119
it's literally the same x-wings that were in all the other trailers with the half circle engines.
>>61927098
>spaceshit
>>61926800
looks like something out of fucking Naruto
>>61926800
Black Outfits Matter
>>61926800
>that shitty fake rain
Did this confirm any of the supposed leaks? If so where do I go to spoil the whole movie for myself
>>61927174
Hes 16 years old
>>61926927
Like TPM?
>>61927141
*Wilhelm scream*
Watched it while getting dinner. Couldn't hear a thing. Did nothing for me. Didn't see much new.
Used to be obsessed with this stuff as a kid too, owned a dozen odd books of EU stuff, had some of the original action figures. I just feel numb to it all now.
>>61925907
Retconned my ass, they were in Return of the Jedi.
>>61925872
What if he was from Alderaan but wasn't on the planet at the time?
>>61926456
if you look closely when goes scared he looks the sword quickly meaning he does not trust force at all on this fight
i'll pass the disney show
>>61927187
Nolan is rolling in his grave
So it wasn't just a disguise? Finn actually IS a former Stromtrooper? And the movie is actually going to adress the fact that the Stormtroopers are people?
A stromtrooper is going to be the hero of the new trilogy?
Fuck you all, I'm interested. I suspect I'm going to like the character.
>>61927123
56 minutes
>>61927154
Yeah, he's the Han (or maybe the Chewbacca) rather than the Luke
Him using the lightsaber will be like when Han tried to shoot Vader in Cloud City.
>>61927082
are those dentures?
>>61927113
Someone out there is already writing an article. 100%.
>tfw the original trilogy wasn't even good and is just become a social phenomenon
>>61927181
He's supposed to be a massive Vaderboo.
>>61927198
BB-C
>implying the white girl won't end up with the x wing pilot and niggatrooper is just comic relief
Even Disney won't ruin their cashcow with cuck bs
>>61927211
the scene was glorious tho
>>61927208
I'm a nostalgiafag and I appreciate that they're taking more older stuff from ralph's concept art but the whole movie is just so fucking garbage and it screams star trek.
Let it in?
only redditors like starcrap
>>61927123
I'm thinking between 124 and 133 minutes
>>61926800
Dark Side Fan Boys.
CONFIRMED SHIT
>>61927119
>30 years after endor
>prototype x-wings
No
>>61926662
legitimately lold
>>61927208
This
This whole "muh nigger in starwars" is just manufactured controversy
That is also why they will kill off Luke, so that fags will defend the movie no matter what
>>61927082
What's wrong with her face? I think she scares me more than Bogoyolo.
>>61927247
When will you people realize that JJ ABRAMS HAS NEVER HAD AN ORIGINAL IDEA IN HIS LIFE?
>>61926280
maybe he was vader's secret apprentice they might have stolen part of the force unleashed plot. the new superweapon is called starkiller base. It would also explain what he meant by continuing what vader started
>>61927247
black people cant be heroes
>>61927286
grasping at straws now
>>61927262
It's so dense
OOOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE JEDI WOMEN AT?
>>61927257
no those are classic American teeth children acquire after their teenage years of braces
is there a single post itt that wasn't made by one of the Redditors?
genuinely curious, i mean like wtf happened to 4chan?
>>61927048
Gotta fill those diversity quotas. Next is the female director.
>>61926918
Is it just me or does the one all the way to the left have a Mandalorian helmet on?
>>61927208
There's already another death star confirmed, the main cast from the original trilogy are returning, vader's helmet returns, and it looks like they might be doing another trench run
So yeah it looks like it's banking heavily on the nostalgia
>>61927247
This was known for a while. Also Poe turncoats. Hippy doo.
>>61927082
>DIE CIS WHITE SCUM
What did she mean by this?
>>61927141
and we thought this guy had it bad
>>61927213
shaking distracts from the chance of bad cgi
Finn kind of ruins it for me, I'm still hyped but its a 7.5/10 instead of a 10/10.
If they had cast someone else as the lead I would be hyped as fuck.
>>61927147
You are such a fucking child. How will this shit be based?
>in b4 no reply
because you are an overhyped child
>>61927247
It's already established that Stormtroopers aren't clones
Guardians of the Galaxy will be better than this.
>>61927181
Quack quack
>>61927012
how is it anakins
>>61924684
So where the fuck is Luke Skywalker?
it's pretty fucking obvious that kylo will end being a good guy in the sequels, mark my words
>>61927198
JL2
who is the sand snake playing?
is she a friend of reys??
what about lupita?
Fuck off racists
>>61926983
God he's so cool, it saddens me that he isn't coming back.
Why aren't there any young black actors that are cool and handsome like him?
WEBM OF THE TRAILER WHEN?
I DONT HAVE CABLE
>>61927281
>but the whole movie is just so fucking garbage and it screams star trek.
Amazing. You're making a value judgement of the film itself based off its promotional material. You mean "the whole trailer is just so fucking garbage and it screams Star Trek"
>>61927141
Perfect wilhelm scream moment tbh
>>61926800
Not going to lie, I got hyped for edgy rain cult
>>61927356
Luke is the Sith now. That's why Leia aged so much and is crying into muscular Han Solo's chest.
>if you think it looks like shit you're a racist
is this genius marketing?
How do buy tickets guys?
>>61927274
kek!
>>61927277
yeah it was, JJ will never compare if he does decide to kill chewie off
>>61927294
the concept design for them were prototype, please read
Only redeeming thing was William's music.
So fucking underwhelming.
>>61927247
Yeah, tbh he's like the only original thing in the movie.
Hol up. So the main bad guy is essentially a space hipster obsessed with the past trying to act like Vader and probably likes no name bands?
![Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv_snapshot_00.01.56_[2015.10.20_12.42.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QGRSMyf.jpg "Star Wars - The Force Awakens Trailer (Official)-sGbxmsDFVnE.mkv snapshot 00.01.56 [2015.10.20 12.42.35]")
old age
>>61927380
>Luke is the Sith now.
But thats wrong
>>61927371
Amazing. People are using the material released for consumers to judge a product before it comes out to judge a product before it comes out.
>>61927112
It rhymes.
>>61927369
Because they are all awful Dindus. There is very few suave motherfuckers like Billy Dee.
At least there weren't any crash zooms this time.
>>61927370
It's been up on Youtube for 30 min, jesus. On the main starwars channel. They put it up the second the trailer aired on monday night football.
JUST
LET
IT
IN
So has Luke fallen to the Dark Side? Is he training some nigga?
Seriously where is this nigga
they are recycling the original fucking trilogy
luke is the bad guy
the bitch is his daughter
daughter will end up fighting him a la darth vader vs luke.
she finds out kylo ren is luke skywalker
DUN DUN DUN
They will do the same fucking thing they did with Lord Genome but with darth vader
mark my fucking words
>>61927396
you mean the ones in the trailer? Why would they be prototype?
>>61927369
they're being shunned for the more primal looking black guys
>>61926456
is he always out of breath
>>61926800
>>61926800
Does that guy in the back have a giant cleaver?
>>61927381
This is not new.
>>61927409
Prove me wrong you son of a bitch.
>>61927292
>Kylo's voice
Y'ever have your asshole clench so fast you can hear it whistle?
Fucking amazing but it didn't top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe1LrMqURuw
Snyder > JJ
>>61926408
>crashing tie fighter into tattoine 2.0 isn't space
>>61927381
>/tv/ makes actual racists jokes about the actors
>"kek hollywood just trying to make us look racist"
i feel like they are trying to fit to much into the one movie.
we dont need more than one space and planet battle.
But instead we get le snowy planet, le desert planet and le forest planet and le space fight and countless other retarded action scenes that I just know will be used as filler to sell more merchandise without contributing to the story.
Post yfw the trailer is a Suicide Squad rip-off
>>61927262
Wow such a cool scene too bad the jews at EA are doing a half assed attempt at recreating it
>>61927411
It's promotional material. You might as well call an electronic product shit because the box it comes in is ugly.
>>61927450
ROW ROW FIGHT DA DARKSIDE
Why can't they at least hint at what Luke is doing? Goddamn.
>>61927443
He is off in exile of some sort. Expect a short appearance at the end of the film
>>61927338
BLACK PEOPLE ARE SCARY xD
>>61927467
Looks like some sort of poleaxe.
>>61927473
lol no
>>61927247
Did you never play Battlefront 2's campaign? One of your missions is destroying the cloning facilities on Kamino.
Storm troopers were always recruits, only a few vets from the clone wars were still around. They'd be dead by now.
>>61927381
>tfw black and I think its shit
diplomatic immunity
>>61925245
it's a star wars thread, we already know that
>>61927067
it's funny cause his wife is black
>>61926231
what the fuck can kill luke in the star wars universe
hes the most powerful jedi
You people realize this movie is gonna end in a cliffhanger right?
>mbfw I try to book tickets and the fucking ticket site is b0rked
>>61927281
>screams star trek
Only jew jew abrams ruined abortion.
>Trailer on YT
>Not even 1 million views
JJ IS FINISHED
>>61927502
jamal get off 4chan
Poetry.
>>61927446
Han will play the wise old man who dies in Episode 7. The girl will find out Luke is actually the bad guy in 8 and she will kill/redeem him in 9.
fandango let me buy my god damn tickets please.
>>61927497
>the New Republic sues Luke Skywalker for his theft of an X-wing class Starfighter from episode V
the end
my bets
>kylo kills han
>finn fights kylo gets rekt
>rey saves him and holds off kylo until they escape
>rey goes to meet luke at the end
>shes actually the daughter of han/leia
>kylo is her brother
not a real bet i read the script u fucks
this is what u get for being racist fucks
>>61927181
Because he has a lopsided face
>>61927485
HOL UP
Kylo Ren being Luke makes no sense. If Kylo Ren is Luke then who the fuck is this guy?
>>61927368
>He's not ironically racist
Smh tbh fam
>>61927436
>tfw canadian
>will never experience life in an old NY apartment
>>61927512
Fuck off Uncle Tom
>actually complaining about an actors race
literally fuck off
Is the evil guy actually A SITH LORD, and if so, how?
>>61927502
>Scary
Just ugly tbh. It takes me out of immersion when a main character looks like they were ripped out of the Baltimore riots or a genocide in Rwanda.
>>61927426
The Revenge of the Sith tie-in game let you do that?
pretty fam trailer tbh
>>61927112
ok if they do that i'm done with star wars
>>61927523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM
>>61926912
>>61926912
Luke's first saber = Anakin's saber in Ep III
>>61927521
>the first part of a confirmed trilogy ends in a cliffhanger
great deduction skills bro
>>61927542
what a shitty plot
typical jj
>>61927552
Anakin
>>61927558
falseflagger ;^)
>>61925632
>It's obvious that Vader has become a heroic figure in the Empire, the actual facts of the situation don't really matter to what is essentially a cult
But why? The higher ups in the Empire shat on him for being some freak in a suit who was basically a relic of the old times.
Even the Emperor was less than impressed with Vader, he still clung to the some of the Jedi ways even after he became Vader.
>>61927426
>young force sensitive kids
>easily manipulable
>lets murder them instead of converting them into sith
dumb.
>>61927224
Don't go to Making StarWars (MSW)
>>61927529
you seem a little troubled fam smh tbh
>>61927480
>using the word racism non-ironically
>2015
>Rey is Luke's daughter living on Tatooine while Luke is off doing important jedi business
>Finn is a stormtrooper who is in a dogfight and gets shot, hurtling down to Tatooine where Rey saves him
>Kylo Ren feels a tremor in the Force and immediately realizes his sister (Rey) is down there. he then sends his forces down to find her
>Rey and Fin escape and try to locate Han, Leia and Chewie on on Tatooine
>They all meet up but immediately are found by Ren's forces. Han gets them out in the Falcon and they make the jump to lightspeed to find luke at his Jedi school with the banners
>They find it deserted
cont.
>>61927502
>BLACK PEOPLE ARE SCARY xD
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in-the-u.s.-2010
>>61927552
That photo was taken on the set though, it's not an official promo pic. He probably won't take off the mask in the movie.
posting in epic bread
>>61927552
"Always two, there are; no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."
why is Llewyn Davis getting tortured by Ren?
>>61927014
THIS
>>61927470
Why would Luke Skywalker, the guys who whole family was killed by Sith, and who specifically said, "No, I'm not like you, ill never join you." THEN to be in communication with Yoda and Obi Wan?
There's no reason for him to join the Dark Side. He's spent his whole life fighting it. Yoda and Obi Wan taught him well.
Watch this clip and tell me you actually think this guy will be bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiM5zEEI_Jo
>>61926296
>>Pulls a Ben Kenobi and guides Rey as a force ghost
FTFY
>>61926523
>>61925828
>Star wars
>Future
Get the fuck out /pol/cucks
>>61927205
Damn so all of this has now been confirmed. Luke is barely in it.
>>61927564
luke trained him in the ways of the sith after he learned from vader
>>61927426
AHHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61926541
This is why.
Im kinda lost. What are the roles of tyrone and the girl? Who are they?
That shot of a distraught Leia definitely gives off a whole "my niece is about to go confront my evil son" vibe.
>>61927552
Stunt double
>>61927609
>Rey is Han's daughter
ftfy
>>61927544
Yea but isn't being ugly good for a villain?
>>61927417
>mfw dindu gets rekt
>>61927609
JUST
>>61927552
That street lamp gets me every time
>>61927605
>unironically actually being a racist
>>61927626
He kept asking for royalties.
>>61927610
>Space nig nogs
You sure proved your point. M'lady.
>>61927205
Welp.
>>61926367
First Order raises a village to get to Resistance members and Old Man Luke, leaving random Stormtrooper Finn disillusioned. He decides to defect, breaking out Resistance prisoner Poe Dameron and providing a diversion to help the guy escape, that goes horribly wrong. Finn gets shot down and lands on a desert planet, where he meets Rey. Finn asks Rey to help get him off the planet, which eventually leads them to the Millenium Falcoln, one of the few spaceworthy ships left on the planet owned by a local pirate/warlord.
Meanwhile, Poe returns to the resistance, who sends Han and Chewie to extract Finn for the intel he has on First Order Operations. Han, Chewie, Finn and Rey cross paths on the Falcoln, at which point they return to the Resistance base, only to discover Finn has a tracker on him, and the First Order attacks. The Resistance manages to fend them of and launch an attack of their own on the First Order's own base, a death star esque superweapon built into a small ice planet, the "Starkiller".
Finn and Rey fight literal Darth Vader knockoff / fanboy Kylo Ren, Poe blows up the First Order base, everyone has a medal ceremony AND CHEWIE FINALLY GETS HIS FUCKING MEDAL. IT TOOK OVER 30 FUCKING YEARS BUT FUCK YOU REBEL ALLIANCE, THE WOOKIE ALWAYS WINS.
>>61924684
I definitely want to watch the movie now.
But I need to find a respectable theater that bans cheering, clapping, and loud crying.
Otherwise, this movie is going to be unbearable.
(I might need to reserve a 1:00am viewing or delay watching this for 2 weeks)
>>61927650
The lovers
>>61927609
Who is in the TIE Fighter inside the ship? I think it's Finn and that he actually tries to gtfo of there. Or it's the chrome Trooper? Dunno.
>>61927614
bro his mask was off in the trailer you dumb fuck.
>>61927649
is the left half of his face wider than the right somehow?
>>61926541
because he's ugly as fuck
Visually it looks cool, but everything else feels so very cliche.
>>61926880
That cinematography looks like something straight out of JJ's Star Trek.
They haven't even shown Luke in any promotional shit/posters/trailers ... Is he gonna be a sith?
>>61927329
Be cool if they are actual Mandalorians, those guys are awesome.
>>61927552
those goddamn ghost troopers
If the guy is alright and not a cyborg then why does he have a voice modulator?
>>61927563
literally reddit
>>61927588
Some of the leaks suggest that it is due to Kylo being related to Vader. Either way we should learn more in VII
>>61927141
>Airborne stormtrooper with his leg missing and blood gushing out
>>61927698
Yes. his entire head is asymmetrical.
>>61925632
Who viewed Vader as a hero in the original trilogy? He was basically the emperor's chief of staff.
>>61927679
Agree with Mercer
>>61927381
That worked out real well for fantastic four
>>61927687
just wait for the pirated bluray
>>61925196
>>61925119
>>61925234
where can i read this leak?
idk i guess it looked okay
ive always found its story to be lacking tho. i mean, literally the only somewhat interesting character in the entire story is spock. have they announced who is going to play him, btw?
>>61927591
>muh rule of 2
Which didn't even make sense in the prequels because there were 3 different sith in the first 2 movies alone.
What happened? After Obi Wan killed Maul Sheev went and recruited the old fuck Dooku and made him a fully fledged sith off the bat? Or was he just a useful idiot who got the title lord Tyranus and was basically used as a fuck toy for Anakin's ascention to the darkside?
GUYS ITS SO OBVIOUS
The female lead character is meant to attract the hunger games crowd, while the black male lead is meant to attract those urban viewers. Putting them as love interest also brings out the progressive viewers
This movie is guaranteed to gross $1B and above. Will be this decade's Titanic. The hype for Episode 1 was never this large because it wasn't fully into the internet age that we are now.
>>61927684
Han also dies.
>>61927552
Notice the lack of Mark Hamill on this poster even though he's second billing?
Hmm.
>>61927631
>fake ghost skywalker
triggered as fuck tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXpmunmG5ss
have the real version
>>61927502
It's not that he's scary. He isn't. He sure is ugly though.
Everyone loved Lando and Mace Windu, they were huge fan favorites. But when people hate this guy all of a sudden it's "RACIST!".
I don't like him because he's ugly as fuck and looks like, partially evolved or something, like eveolution stopped for him before he hit homo sapien or some shit. Like are we supposed to pretend otherwise? Like when people say "Oh that Serena Williams is so attractive, shes BEAUTIFUL!" and you just kind of have to keep an expressionless poker face and nod your head. I mean is that what we want, just pretend world all the time? He looks like a carjacking, dumb, ugly as fuck thug.
>>61927724
>Either way we should learn more in VII
Wow amazing analysis anon. You should work for the FBI!
The trailer was fantastic
I really like, well, everything about it
I like John Boyega, and I'm sure beneath the usual "le racism so funneh" shit plenty of other people do too, he seems great for the role
Rey seems strong, and her costume is much more bad ass than I thought, very star wars and intimating.
Kylo looks and sounds great
I really hope this movie doesn't go to shit
>>61927719
that fucking light post in the background
>>61927631
Nah he has not gone to the Dark Side. I had my doubts first but, it doesn't make any sense at all.
>>61927726
His leg isn't missing. I can see both of them, and they are bent. Are you retarded?
>>61927301
it's soul ingesting
>>61926662
kek
>>61927693
It's Finn and Poe. They're escaping. They crash on Jakku and Finn steals Poe's jacket and then Finn meets up with Rey. It's all very stupid.
>>61927686
Glad to see normal star destroyers are still around
what theme was playing when the Falcon was flying?
>>61924684
>mfw Disney threw out all the Expanded Universe
>mfw no Grand Admiral Thrawn
>mfw no Jorus C'baoth
>mfw I realize the dude with the mask might be Jorus C'baoth
wat
>>61926491
wew lad. nice
>>61927718
There's a Mandalorian banner in the trailer at least, so they're at least being acknowledged somehow. I wonder if Phasma is Mandalorian?
>>61927609
>Fearing the worst, they all head to the secret Rebel base where Poe is
>Poe and Finn hardly get along at first in this time of war they have to put their differences aside
>huge fucking battle takes place in which we see the starkiller base (which is actually a planet)
>trench run scene
>Poe is abducted by Ren's forces and interrogated
>Kylor Ren pulls a general tarkin and BTFO Poe's Homeworld
cont.
>
>>61927614
it's off here
>>61927417
If they enjoy it what's the problem. Most art exists solely for aesthetic experience. If someone enjoys Star Wars the way others enjoy Ozu or Vivaldi or Joyce or whoever -- what's the problem?
>>61927753
More like tears because her cousin just killed her uncle.
>>61927719
>I'LL SHOW YOU DAD! I'LL CAPTURE THE AVATAR AND THEN YOU'LL SEE!
>>61927578
no shit nigger, both owned it...or did i trigger your autism by not specifically saying anakin was the original owner? fuck off fam tbh
>>61927769
CUCK
Who do you think is going to do the best job, or least shit job?
JJ, Johnson or Trevorrow?
so they are bringing balance to the force by having a white (light) girl make a baby with a black (dark) guy.
you now realize it's called the force awakens, cause they have a baby.
zero (0) good looking actors in this movie tbh
>>61927770
>we have no need for lighting in the future
Will we see shadow troops ?
>>61927753
jesus christ anon
its WAY TOO SOON FOR THAT SHIT
>>61927785
dude wearing the mask is probably luke
>>61927329
All Imperial helmets are looking Mandalorian. The guy on the left may be a hired gun tho, but Mandalorians are supposed to be nearly extinct
>>61927790
That's cool. Too bad they will suck
>>61926391
crazy bitch eyes.
WTF EVERY TIME I TRY TO BUY A TICKET OFF CINEPLEX THEY SAY "PLEASE ENTER A VALID EMAIL" BUT IT IS FUCK THIS SHIT
>>61927752
Notice the lack of Alec Guiness on this poster even though he's top billing?
>"A JEDI"
>*CAMERA PANS TO FINN*
cumskins btfo
>>61927769
>I like John Boyega, and I'm sure beneath the usual "le racism so funneh" shit plenty of other people do too, he seems great for the role
You're not reserving judgement until he displays more than one facial expression?
GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS WHERE???
GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS WHERE???
GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS WHERE???
GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS WHERE???
>>61927767
Thanks fam
>>61927753
>Shoulder
>>61927552
>a teenager with beautiful hair having a role as the absolute threat of the galaxy
n1
>>61927308
Woah. That room was black and red?
>>61927552
He has his Grandfather's hair
>>61927686
That's the same one as the one in the ship shooting at everything inside right?
>>61927790
>She's Mandalore
>>61927775
Going from the screencap it looked that way , sorry to upset you so much :)
>>61927757
There's literally people here making monkey jokes. It's blatant racism. stop trying to justify it.
>>61927757
people just approve it cause they are PC.
it's like saying caitlyn jenner is brave. no, bruce jenner is a mental case.
>>61927200
But Anakin's saber fell down a bottomless pit on Bespin when Luke had his hand buzzed off.
>>61926456
>>61926870
coming through with some more webms. Pretty much the whole thing
>Just let it in
That's is some superb subliminal marketing right there
Not even subtle anymore
>>61926598
I'm betting its a crashing star destroyer, which will have a solid 10-15 seconds of a massive nuclear-like explosion with a bunch of different angles of shit getting ruined
>>61927839
Try buying off the AMC app or Cinceplex's app.
I got it first try
>>61927819
Jew Jew is a 1 trick pony only able to mine nostalgia. Notice how the first Star Trek was "ok" and the 2nd which had to rely on its own narrative and originality failed miserably even when he tried to mine even more nostalgia with Khan.
>>61927816
good job parroting basic phrases anon. He'll think twice before showing his face here again.
>>61927552
>we want the Game of Thrones audience
>seriously implying this based motherfucker won't be the ACTUAL main character and jedi of the new trilogy
>>61927841
You're falling for JJs trickery. Rey is the Jedi
>>61927686
im pretty sure gravity takes care of the ship before it even lands lol
>>61927782
So the Poe scene with the Sith is before the crash you think?
>>61927473
Comparing JJ to Snyder is like comparing marmite to vegemite. It doesn't matter, they both taste like shit.
Seriously why this nigga so sweaty all the time.
>>61925551
Link?
>>61927719
He looks like some faggot teen
Can I get the webm of George Lucas acting retarded with highlighters please?
>>61925172
>bought disney stock over a year ago
>it's just been skyrocketing ever since
and people hate capitalism because...?
How would you guys honestly feel if they include ghosts of Yoda/Obi/Vader/Etc?
>>61927819
best job : johnson
shit job : obviously trevorcunt
it'll be the original trilogy all over again
Ren is Han's son?
>tfw Han didn't want to raise his son so sent him to Luke's jedi school and then revolted with his edgy gang
based JJ
See trailer,
Come to /tv/ just to see 14 year olds and neck beads have a racist shit fit over it
Have a smug sense of how predictable /tv/ has gotten
Psst no one tell then that the voice of Darth Vader and Lando Calrissian were black they might really get upset.
Oh and please back it up if you are really that pissed don't go see it or watch it. I double dog dare ya. Dropped my ass
>>61927609
>Tatooine
Wrong. It's already been confirmed it's not Tatoonie.
>>61927609
Not even close.
>>61927753
hair is on the right, sholder pad is on the left. Andy Serkis had to shiv a bitch for his lack of vision.
Boyega is going to be fucking fantastic
>>61927897
We can only fucking hope.
>>61927552
>>61927752
Adam Diver is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too skinny to be Mark Hammil.
>>61927876
i hate this part looks shitty fiction tier
>Sticky
Thank you based swaglord for weeding out the Star wars shits.
>>61926456
>mfw the light sabers actually look pretty cool
>>61927609
You got that so fucking wrong you tard
>>61927864
Is comparing dubya to a monkey racist? Because I'm old enough to remember lots of that.
>>61927864
He's ugly as FUCK, and he DOES look like an ape. HE DOES. Why pretend he doesn't. George Bush looked like a monkey, that's not racist, he fucking DID look like one. Jesus it's like you can't tell the truth anymore about anything if its a black guy.
>>61927575
>unironically defending nutrek
for what purpose?
>>61926000
"Sir, if I may venture an opinion..."
"I'm not interested in your opinion, Threepio."
>tfw TFA will have no such bantz
>>61927769
>Kylo looks and sounds great
The voice when he's talking to Vader's helmet...holy shit.
How'd he get a hold of that thing, anyway?
>>61927899
I hope so. I want a QT female Jedi lead.
>>61927757
Yes, Sam Jackson is totally one handsome motherfucker. Yup
>>61927929GET HYPE
>>61927757
Just shut up you faggot, you who actually cares that your male actors look conventionally attractive.
Go wank off to Chris Hemsworth in Thor then. There are handsome actors to masturbate too and imagine being buttraped by.
>>61927755
Thanks.
There's no reason for Luke to turn to a Sith.
Luke is the last of his kind; he's the last crusader of an extinct order of knights. Like his master, Luke will go off and live his final days in peace before becoming one with the force, like his Father before him. In this sense, Luke is also celibate.
The girl we see is Han's daughter who has acquired the force through Leigh. It's pretty obvious Luke is an eccentric hermit who spends all day talking to dead ghosts; he has no time for females.
>>61927769
No fun allowed here fag. Leave.
>>61927929
why does she have a walking stick if she isnt going to use it?
>>61927940
You are a fucking idiot. Please stop posting.
>>61927874
again, where have you been the past year? watch the previous teasers, those specifically emphasize the saber.
that trailer suckks
>>61927847
this
someone post it
just let it in fam
>>61927308
Why didn't they picked a producer who actually enjoys star wars
holy fuck
star trek and star wars are two entirely different beasts. I cannot fucking comprehend assigning ONE person to do BOTH of them
hollywood is so megafucked I cant even believe this is happening. I'm in the wrong timeline I'm fucking certain. a part of me still believes that I'm dreaming.
>>61927947
all those dutch angles really make it hard to get a sense of scale. Makes it feel disorienting and cg, not cavernous
this boyongo guy or whatever is terrible.
lando was a good character.
windu was a good character.
this new guy just looks terrible. and the acting is hilariously bad, look at the saber scene.
>>61927552
Boyega's fluffer
>>61927977
>I want a QT female Jedi lead
Well you've got no hope of that anon
>>61927976
ebay
>>61927417
GONNA
GET
REKT
>>61927876
Is this a Starship Destroyer?
>>61927982
it wont be the same without the 20th century fox intro
>>61927982
>>61927987
It's for hiking, I assume.
>>61925843
No.
>>61927959
B-but that doesn't count because being racist is a white people thing!
>>61927972
2009 Trek was very good in its own regard. It wasn't tonally or thematically consistent with the rest of the series, but it didn't have to be.
This made my dick hard
>>61927791
>Poe escapes and vows vengeance, we realize he is Han and Leia's son and is force sensitive. He is the Luke of this story
>Poe meets up with the gang and they go in search of the missing Luke. They find him and Luke decides to train Poe as his padawan
>more battles
>final battle of movie is ren against luke. he kills luke and ooga booga tries to be a hero but fails
>poe tries to fight him but is not prepared and loses his arm
>bad guys win
google drive link to plot summary
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
>>61928028
yes crash super starship destroyer
>>61926538
Looks like chewie is going to be carrying Han.
>>61927631
>not realising he's actually the good killing the literally dark jedi
Trailer looks cool. I'm not some obsessive Star Wars fanboy, but I'm really looking forward to seeing this. The whole cast looks good except for the girl, who seems to be some kind of Hunger Games-esque ultra bland "strong" female character with no personality.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
here you go assholes
>>61927205
>zero mention of the Starkiller Base
It's fake.
>mfw he's called Fin because he's the end of the white race
>>61925129
>I knew about SW because of the prequels
>I can't comprehend that the force is a forgotten religion in which only a few believe
>>61927990
Ahaha how mad are you that a BLACK jedi will be lead :^) does it irritate you that Boyega is a talented and wealthy actor getting ready to be a part of one of the biggest movies of all time while you're a faggot posting on a shitty website?
>>61927979
Sam Jackson is fucking scary, especially his bulging eyes.
>>61927876
reminds me of nausicaa
>>61928030
>not black man sneaks out of space KKK
>>61927983
Yeah why don't we cast ugly women as leads too. Why don't we just cast exclusively ugly people in all roles in all films and tv shows. It seems like an awesome idea. You seem like a genius. Should be fucking great for ticket sales too, lets make you a fucking studio head!
>>61927917
This trailer has ZERO interesting things about it
F U C K I N G N O T H I N G
We can at least make fun of a black guy who clearly got casted because of his skin color and not his acting abilities
>>61927986
>>61927990
You really aren't cool. You think because you are un PC you are cool but you aren't. You just shit up the board and make people of different races sad and your Nazi bullshit is getting old.
Nobody likes you and may God have mercy on your wretched soul.
>>61928046
>>61928058
delete ths
>>61928050
Okay thought so.
We need someone to combine all trailers/teasers into one.
>>61928046
THANKS FAM
THANKS FAM
THANKS FAM
THANKS FAM
THANKS FAM
>>61927684
>First Order raises a village to get to Resistance members and Old Man Luke, leaving random Stormtrooper Finn disillusioned.
>raises a village
Why would anybody be upset at that act of charity?
In other news my cat is named finn and now I'm worried people will think I'm a nigger lover
>>61928000
>I cannot fucking comprehend assigning ONE person to do BOTH of them
He got assigned Star Wars because he made turned Star Trek into Star Wars.
>>61927897
Jar Jar got less screen time in the later films because he was hated so much.
So maybe the opposite will happen with Poe.
KHAN!
>mfw john oogabooga looks like Caesar from planet of the apes
>>61928085
enough with the false flagging, just fuck off already.
>>61928065
He's a black character that got the role through affirmative action. The fact that people are hyped about "diversity" proves every racist here right.
>>61927686
Really sucks how much camera shake is going into the action.
When you think about the action in the OT the camera's always rock solid steady, this just looks like more in vein of the prequels.
>>61928078
I hate the camerawork so fucking much.
is this anything more than episode 4: affirmative action edition?
>>61928084
The music is very good. The set and costume designs are very good. The Sith in the rain looked cool.
>>61928030
i just realized, that's a different take of the same scene when finn removes the bloodied helmet...interesting.
>>61928106
Who the fuck is this supposed to be?
>>61928061
>an actor in a fantasy movie is the end of an entire race
you have no excuse you don't deserve to stay
>>61928046
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
ty
>>61928030
>I have nothing to fight for
I'm really interested in this. Finn being a deserter from the First Order is gonna give him a lot of insight into what they're doing, obviously, but what makes him turn in the first place? What atrocity could have pushed him against what he was raised to do?
>inb4 the white booty
Is there any site that isnt fucking broken as hell and i can throw my money at that jew fuck?i have a date for when it comes out
>>61925139
he started the fire, the fire rises
>>61927752
lmao what the fuck is she holding
A light batleth?
>>61926269
The first teaser for TPM had more plot than this.
>>61928125
torture
>>61928116
fuck off back to /pol/
hell, I like /pol/
I go there all the time
but get it out of my movie discussions you faggot
This is literally a retelling Episode 4 but with a black man
Can't wait for a cube-shaped Death Star to be the final scene
>>61928121
>100% cgi
>camera
ayy
>>61928030
>Kylo Ren
>Phasma
>the Knights surrounding them
Kylo Ren in power confirmed.
>>61928121
typical JJ there man
muh geriatric romance
looks like utter shit. This trailer insulted my intelligence. Also fuck them for trying to force that le chrome stormtrooper is cool because we say so fake hype.
>>61928142
JJ cant think of any ideas so he stole one from the klingons of star trek.
>>61928078
good looking PS4 cutscene tbh fam
>>61927943
>>61928099
It's no coincidence that 'it's calling to you' is said at the precise moment he's on screen in the trailer.
It's happening lads, Star Wars is saved.
Ooga boyega will get utterly BTFO and realise he doesn't actually have the Force, and then mouth of Sauran and Pacino 2.0 will discover they both have it.
>>61928123
>The music is very good.
Of course it's good. It's the same music used for 40 years. No one in their mind would change it, all nostalgic appeal would vanish instantly.
>>61925555
All I can think of whenever I see this edge master.
>>61925343
>George has nothing to do with this
THANK. FUCKING. GOD.
>His scripts went straight into the trash
As they should have.
>>61928113
anon, Ooga Boyega can do only one facial expression.
Caesar had Serkis animating him.
>>61928125
It's Poe Dameron, Oscar Isaac's character.
>>61927790
>Han Solo and Boba Fett have learned to respect one another in the last 30 years
>Boba Fett is now the space viking king of the united Mandalorian tribes
>Han is at his castle to ask for a favor
>>61928142
It's a stick. The lighstaber is in the background.
>>61928153
>I go there all the time
What do you discuss when you are there if you go so much?
>>61928153
buttmad you're getting called out? eat shit you disgusting shitstirrer
>music was just John Williams mixed with slowed drums and louder volume
why
>>61927347
Only in the OT Empire.
The First Order is basically a resurrected and redone Empire by Snoak.
Would you consider this to be famcore?
>>61928121
I hate how the lasers don't hit. Even in ESB, the Millennium Falcon was getting rocked. Its the fastest smuggler in the galaxy, not a fucking Gundam.
>>61927961
>>61927999
>>61926073
>>61925828
>>61925540
>>61925479
>"hur dur youre just a pc cuck its not racist"
>>61926800
Seven Swordsmen of the Mist
>>61927757
Agreed, he doesn't even look like an actor. Just looks like some dude you'd walk by on the street. This isn't even a race thing, there's plenty of white people who should not be in movies due to their looks, it seems they are just typically weened out.
>>61925821
Luke didn't re-create the Jedi Academy? What the fuck was he doing the whole time? Being a loathing angsty bitch?
>>61928126
Go back to whatever hug box you came from, you fucking eunuch.
>>61928187
That cockpit is fucking huge.
>>61928046
holy shit people have too much time on their hands
I've seen every Star Wars but never really been into it that much, but want to get ready for this. What order do I rewatch them in, and what supplemental materials should I look at?
>tfw Poe isn't going to give his BBrC to Rey
>>61928135
>planning a date two months in advance
Be prepared for her to cancel.
Actually, I should probably get one as well.
>yfw the prequels turn out to be better than this shit
JJ is a hack.
This is an early Kylo.
>Disney shits on the EU
>Then rips off bioware and makes Kylo Ren the Raven 2.0 and he is Luke
>Luke went through the same lobotomy the MC of KoTOR went to became Raven and a sith god
>It is claimed the biggest twist ever since vader reveal
>gets a shitton of oscar and a new annoying meme
bravo disney
>>61927082
Briar pistol is canon now!
>>61928046
is it possible to download the googledrive spoilers somehow?
>>61928046
I dunno seems like a lot of conjecture to me
>still no von sydow
wtf fam?
>>61928199
When I go there its to rant about the shit hole that western Europe is becoming thanks to fuck sticks like Merkel.
I basically use the place to vent or to post during riots or shoot outs.
>>61928204
JJ wants to leave his sign everywhere even on the classic score of star wars.
>>61927836
There's also the whole thing about Boba Fett's armor resurfacing, it's a stretch but it could've been repurposed for this.
>>61928243
>Lucas' face
Miss me yet?
>>61928123
>The music is very good.
No
>The set and costume designs are very good.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, fuck no! You've set your standards too low man. It's pathetic.
>>61927826
Daisy is attractive enough and Oscar Isaac is universally considered handsome.
>>61928237
literally just watch 4,5 and 6
dont worry about the rest
>>61928085
>he cares about other races
>>61928037
>None of the political cartoonists who portrayed Bush as looking like a monkey were white
Keep living in fear, plebe.
>>61928197
I don't think you realize that Boba Fett hates all Jedi, and any other outsider for that matter.
>>61926180
Holy shit
>>61928262
how far in the future is this shit?
>people thinking the PC is just the black guy
are they forgetting the
>muh powerful female main character
>muh powerful leia politician
>muh powerful woman trooper in bad ass armor
literally every white male in the movie in a powerful position is evil.
>>61928237
Watch them in whatever order you want. You can't make episode 1-2 good regardless of what you watch first.
>>61928286
KKKYLO
>>61927917
>not just pirating it
gud 1
>>61928286
nigga bout' to get crucified
>>61927417
wut happened to his mask tho
>>61926456
Is that lukes lightsaber I swear to god if they try to shoe horn some bullshit way they found it ill be pissed.
>>61928262
>them going into a Doctor Who title screen after the hyperspace jump
Fuck me, that's got me hype as all hell.
>>61928278
>AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, fuck no! You've set your standards too low man. It's pathetic.
Your atrocious taste aside, even you have to concede that it's light years ahead of the prequels aesthetically.
>>61925251
>le ebin reddit comeback!!!1!!
Kill yourself, he wasn't wrong
>>61928292
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>>61928308
30 Years I think
>>61928262
>no BBC at the end
>>61928309
Luke and Han are literally evil.
Nice conspiracy theory m8
>>61927205
Honestly sounds bland as hell. Pretty apparent he's blatnatly following the script for 4-6. Han pulls a Kenobi sacrifice, Luke is Yoda, I guess Boyega is Han 2.0 and Rey is Luke 2.0.
And Leia is literally in the same position she was in the last movie.
Kylo is prob getting a big reveal in the sequel Vader-style.
In other words, Abrams is doing the same fucking shit he pulled with Star Trek: No ideas of his own, so pulling shit straight from the old ones.
Get this faggot outta here.
>>61927987
Do people usually use walking sticks on sand?
>>61928308
Either massively retarded or just pretending you are.
It's set in the past.
>>61928255
>tinking kylo ren is luke
>he has an actor cast who does the voice for the toys
>is a whole foot taller than hamil
>much more thin
You're a fucking moron.
>>61924901
>mfw the Darth Vader clone
...really? They couldn't think of anything better than "Oh vader had a hidden disciple the whole time!"
Also, going by that trailer there seems to be a society of solely robots living somewhere. Either Luke runs this society or C3PO does..
>>61928328
it's anakin's
So now we know where Hiroshima Nagasaki plans to make his money - he probably got paid megabucks by disney to put up a sticky for a fucking TRAILER.
>>61928286
>>61928317
KOON
KILLER
KYLO
What annoys me about the movie and the diversity angle is that self hating whites don't understand this movie was made popular by white guys and they are manipulating this success to force in diversity. It's a perfect representation of what is wrong with this world when white men are being shit on and others claiming their success and citing diversity. I would not hate this shit if it happened in original IPs but that always fails so they push it into successful IPs, successful ones due to the hard work of whites.
>>61928309
yep, pretty much this.
>>61928308
30 years after episode ROTJ
50 years after ROTS
>>61928038
I disagree
>>61927277
>Chewie died in a much more noble fashion than Han does in the movie
How many death threats does Abrams get?
>>61927044
am i the only one feeling incredibly uncomfortable watching this ?
>the force awakens is really a metaphor for the erection that the black guy is going to have in front of the white chick
>>61928242
So you dont have any?
Also, i doubthe would cancel on me. He's free during winter time and we both love star wars.Im a dude btw.
Nothing will stand in our way
I will meme
What you shitposted
>>61928348
Knights of Ren look pretty good
>>61928367
>They couldn't think of anything better than "Oh vader had a hidden disciple the whole time!"
That's not what it is at all though. He basically worships Vader, but Vader died before he was born
JEW JEW ABRAMS GETTING BTFO IN THE COMMENTS
>>61928286
oohh lawdddy jesusss dis nigga done kissing his mama
>>61926180
What fucking planet is this anyways?
>>61928353
>Luke
about as import as yoda was in the original trilogy (secondary character)
>Han
literally Leia's sidekick. He is doing nothing thing movie except pandering to fans
>>61927262
>all those lasers
>not a single fighter on either side gets hit
They all suck tbh
>>61928396
and in that time everything about what happened in ROTJ was just fucking forgotten?
Man, you people are really obsessed with forced diversity.
Funny, I don't see anyone complaining about the spic, only the nigger.
>>61928403
why is the black dudes nose so fucking wide?
>>61926331
link?
>>61928409
No. I'm not even against Boyega etc... that webm looks fucking violent. It's like they were told to chimp out. They fucked her raw.
>>61928371
This,welcome to the new 4chan, a edgier version of reddit
>>61928436
Wookie death confirmed.
RIP Chewie
>>61928348
>they have unique gear
cool
>>61928436
She clearly misses the BBC
>>61928367
He's a cultist, not a disciple. Like the villain in The Incredibles.
>>61928446
Isaac is basically white
So who the fuck did Luke fuck to produce Rey
>>61928436
>>61928348
>guy on the left with the potato vader helmet
>>61928446
We reached the consensus that the spic is white, at least honorary white
>>61928435
>shifting goalpost
what happened to 'literally every white male is evil'
now it's 't-those white males don't count'
>>61928446
>I don't see anyone complaining about the spic
Oscar Isaac is based as fuck and got the role on his acting merits alone which is evident if you've seen anything from his filmography.
The nigger and chick are literally made to pander.
>>61928421
They call themselves the knights ofthe old republic
>>61928447
so he can steal more air than you weak ass crackas.
>>61928459
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
>>61928348
what the fuck is that staff guy doing
>>61928446
Because diversity just means more black people. Always. It's utter bullshit. If this movie was full of Asians guaranteed the shitposting would be 50% less
So who is Sydow playing
or Andy Serkis?
>>61928481
Leia.
>>61928481
midichlorians
>>61928429
Han believed in the Force at the end of fucking Ep 4. What a faggot.
>>61925465
Dogfights look great.
>>61928483
>Hair behind ears when you have ears like that
literally why
>>61928483
Wrong movie Agent Smith.
>>61927347
Yeah but they were still killed like flies without remorse, what with being faceless mooks. What I meant was bringing up the disturbing truth about them being human beings with their own stories.
Even if the characters had no choice but to kill them when running into them, it's still questionable to gloss over their side of things just because they are "just mooks".
>>61927510
I don't know about that one game, but I like when clones and stormtroopers are shown to be individuals in a tragic situation, I wasn't expecting one of the movies to focus on it.
>>61928483
That's some quality bad acting
>>61928506the main villain will be revan
c3po is dead?
>>61928412
Nah, I don't. I have my eye on someone, but I'm beta as shit and probably couldn't ask her if I wanted to.
Also, that's good. Hope it goes well.
>>61928197
>new films could have been entirely about the empire fracturing into a bunch of independent states and fighting for control three kingdoms style
>instead we just get a rebels vs deathstar rehash with a bunch of old people who don't want to be there and cardboard leads
>>61928523
>just
>>61928481Mara Jade :^)
>>61925942
>Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader! Your Sad devotion to that pathetic religion has not helped you stop the rebel base, nor given you the clairvoyance to conjure up the stolen plans.
>I've been from one end of the galaxy to the one and I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all powerful force controlling all our destinies.
>all these movies where woman are le tough guys!
>the moment the apocalypse sets in they will be reduced to crying, quivering babies latching onto the first strong man they find
>>61928348
>That one guy with the massive cleaver
>>61928483
>laser gun
>still wince like its a modern firearm
oh for fuck sakes
Incredibly enough Ridley looks just as a bad casting choice as the great ape.
But at least she's cute when she cries.
>>61928523
whats your point
you can make any argument look childish and retarded by just putting a '>muh' infront of it
go fuck yourself
>>61928524
Word. I welcome my negrobros but where the fuck are the native americans man, or the asians, or the eastern europeans, or huezilians
>>61928555
I'm worried about Daisy being a shit actress. Haven't seen her in anything.
>>61928187
The old X-Wing had a huge fucking cockpit too, but this one's more modern and dressed up, little cleaner, so it seems more spacious.
>>61928242
>taking a date to see Cuck wars 7: The BLACKENING awakes
>>61928523
Just now? /tv/ has been like this for months. I just came back today to see if the trailer leaked.
>>61928584
she's gonna cry when she lets it in
>>61928575
just like muh chinese cartoons
>>61928041
>>Poe escapes and vows vengeance, we realize he is Han and Leia's son and is force sensitive. He is the Luke of this story
>Han and Leia have a Mexican son who's 40 years old
k
>>61928436
No he's with the rebel space fleet they haven't show yet.
>>61928590
That's because she hasn't been in anything. But have faith anon.
>>61928516
>Kylo Ren taking his order from ancient aliens.
>>61928571
At least this movie will have the 'she uses the force' excuse
>>61928504
I said every white male in a position of power is evil. Then I explained why the two white males that you mentioned aren't in a position of power. I don't see how this is shifting goal posts
>>61928559
>he wants it to be about politics
We already did that trilogy.
/tv/ btfo
>>61928348
>Buster Sword Ren
Fuck yeah.
>>61928198
oh. I thought his crossguard beam was the main beam of his.
Bravo JJ
>>61928588
Asians will come once the market in China blooms. You'll probably get pissy about it then too though.
>>61928571
In this case, The Force is with her, so there's an in-universe explanation why she's stronger than an average woman.
>>61928611
It didn't leak. It fucking tsunami'd.
>>61928523
It's going to get worse before it gets better. If the movie is good, /tv/ will play coy and keep shitposting for a few extra months before only having an occasional thread where they claim they 'never had negative feelings about it'. If it's shit this board will burn and the memesters will rule for all eternity.
>>61925661
This, the irony though is that he actually looks Jewish.
>>61928660
well I don't live in hongcouver so I should be fine
>>61928483
Did Abrams set out to cast the ugliest fucks he could find? Literally only the Mexican guy is attractive.
>Black guy looks like an actual monkey from planet of the apes
>bad guy has a face made in the oblivion character creator
>leading lady looks like Hugo Weaving in drag.
But who cares right? JUST LET IT IN!
>>61928446
Oscar Isaac is a handsome man and a good actor. He was obviously hired based on merit
>>61928558
I meant a website i could get a ticket on but i must admit i was kinda curious if you had a date.
Just think about if you want to be awkward with her or not be with her at all.
FACT: I will not watch this movie until I have confirmation that Finn and Rey are not each other's love interest.
>>61928619
That guy is talking shit, but there is a more grounded rumour that Leia and Han adopt Poe, or at least look after him after his parents (who were rebels) die
>>61928670
Go to bed, JJ.
>>61928692
JUST LET JJ FUCK YOU IN THE ASS ANON. LET HIM DO IT.
>>61928607
Subliminal messaging. Sees a hot guy on screen, gets horny, knows she's got a willing fuckbuddy right next to her.
I just want to get laid.
>making the bad guy related to the main character
I'd say I can't believe they'd be stupid enough to do that, but I'd be lying.
>>61927876
The worst part is, this is what the opening crawl is going to pan into.
is 7pm EST the earliest showing? I'll drive if I have to
>>61928636
>two main leaders of the alliance aren't powerful
>only jedi master isn't powerful
top kek
Not feeling the hype, it looks very subversive.
>>61928653
noone cares john bonegro
>>61928708
Just to be safe watch this on like week 5. At that point 90%+ of the proceeds go straight to the theater.
I #boycott this
>>61928621
What game is this
>>61927876
This looks like 48 frames. what the fuck?
>>61928442
The battles in ROTJ were small-scale insurgent attacks. A lot of the galaxy didn't even know that the Rebel Alliance existed until the empire got toppled. The assault on the second death star was the largest attack that the Rebel Alliance had ever mounted and it would have been impossible if not for their alliance with the Calmarians, who had enough military resources that the Alliance could form a fleet big enough to take on the DS2's security forces.
People forget that the Rebel Alliance was extremely small. They were well funded but short handed, which is why they invest in things like shield generators on their fighters that the Empire considers cost innefective. If the empire's pilots get shot down they can always conscript more, but for the rebels every single volunteer mattered.
>>61928721
Let his cut Jewish pole send that hot mess swimming into your quivering rectum.
>>61928757
>Imax 3D
>3D
JUST
Is the IMAX in washington DC still 70mm?
>>61928705
Oh. Well, I don't think getting tix right now is a good idea, seeing as there's a huge rush for 'em and all.
http://io9.com/you-dont-need-to-buy-star-wars-tickets-tonight-1737443167?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
>>61927044
>>61928409
WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
Why does Kylo hate the Jedi?
>>61928653
>very weird that biblical epics still represent an all white world
>>61928483
>I was there when the power of white men failed us
>Disney hasn't announced the original versions of episodes 4-6 on bluray.
I thought disney liked money.
>>61928766
>it looks very subversive
This, I heard they put a black in the film. Very risky.
>If you talk about black equality you are a social justice warrior. If you talk about white equality you are a racist.
>>61928653
>not having no
From a profit's stand point, I think killing off Luke is a horrible idea. But right now I think there is a 75% chance of him dieing
>>61928757
yes thursday at 7:00pm should be the first showing
>>61926870
>Filename
Top fucking kek
>>61928085
How are those bluepills treating you?
>>61926227
Are you actually serious? You're so butthurt about black people that you won't see a movie because there's an interracial kiss? You take this shit too seriously.
>>61928768
I didn't say pay for it, I said watch.
I will not pay for this in any way.
>tfw no friends to see it with
A-anyone want to go see it with me? ;_;
>>61928786
http://www.moddb.com/mods/fwtow
>>61928818
because he lived a hard teenage life and a creepy alien offered him happiness in exchange that he became EVILLLLLLLLL
>>61926800
Kylo and the Rens
>>61928348
wouldn't the rain put out his lightsaber?
>Finn fighting Kylo in the first movie
>Somehow he knows how to magically fight in a one on one duel with a guy with much more training and power
Gonna be shit.
>>61927876
>>61928752
No way JJ would do that.
Right?
>>61928862
>You don't like being disgusted?
What is wrong with you?
>>61928523
>Muh JJ Lens flare (He is looking directly into a fucking sun)
>implying jew jew didn't put that in for precisely that reason
>>61928834
If you're black and poor, it's at least in part due to hundreds of years of social and economic inequality. If you're white and poor, you're just a fucking failure.
>chewie this laid back
>>61928879
nigga they work underwater
Be honest with me /tv/
I've been trying to get tickets for opening day for over 90 minutes now.
By the time the sites clear up, will they all be gone?
I live in Pittsburgh PA
>>61926772
welp time to fap
Sup guys, insider here. Ask me anything.
Finn: The first character introduced. We meet him on Tattoine. He meets Han Solo who's a grumpy old man at this point and tries to capture Finn. Finn explains he's trying to run away. Finn doesn't know that Han is basically the prince of the galaxy.
Han: Han is considered a prince, but likes to act like he's not. He meets Finn on Tattooine. Han is looking for his daughter who has been gone missing, but Han has not told Leigh. Finn tells Han about a distant planet on the out skirts of the galaxy that is creating a super weapon.
Rey: Rey is on Tattooine. She eventually meets up with the rest of the group. She is considered a martial artist expert and takes after her daddy. She is on Tatooine hunting generic bad guys. The first time we see her, she fights a smuggler or whatever.
Luke: Luke is on the forest moon of Endor living with C3P0 and R2D2 and the ghosts of old Jedi. They have set up a new Jedi temple. At this point, Luke is considered by far the strongest Jedi to ever have lived. It is discovered that he has figured out how to stop death and even look into the future, which is known when Luke tells Han that he saw Finn, "his brother" [Han] and his niece coming. This is Luke's jedi temple >>61928292
Kylo: The final battle comes, which is what these two scenes are >>61928403
>>61928348
This scene is when Luke is communicating with Ren from across the galaxy
Poe: Poe is not a jedi nor is he related to Luke or Han.
>>61928760
he's as powerful as yoda was back in the original trilogy, and he is most likely going to have an impact about as big. In other words, he's the mentor for the new generation, which is represented by the black guy and the chick.
How is Han a leader of the alliance? Leia is the leader, he's the smuggler.
>>61928887
He's clearly gonna get BTFO in under 2 seconds. Nigga ain't even a Jedi.
>>61926891
>Rome never had its emperor killed, it's main legions and top general killed, and one of its most important cities razed to the ground in a single day.
The Death Star was destroyed, but that doesn't mean the Imperial Fleet- which was a small fleet considering they control hundreds/thousands of worlds- present wasn't able to survive the fight or that they didn't manage to escape. They were more than holding their own against the Rebels BEFORE the Death Star even started firing.
The Empire was massive and in the first movie, power had already been transferred mainly to Imperial Governers.
The most important city wasn't razed. Some people went out and celebrated in the streets.
Bad battle for the Empire. But this is a war.
/TV/ SLOW DOWN.
tbh Act I of that google drive spoiler board sounds pretty legit
>>61928801
>not wanting to experience star "mother fucking" wars in the highest possible quality
>>61928843
great, thanks!
>>61928153
Pretend time is over, off to bed now Billy
>>61928887
They're both untrained and just swinging swords around, neither of them had official training from any sort of sith or jedi, so it makes sense Finn can hold his own but we all know Rey is going to pop up and save him with her force powers.
>>61926405
Thank god at least one other person has watched the OT unironically. Shitposters gonna shitpost, friend. Don't let them get you down.
>>61928887
He is going to get utterly demolished though.
The shit part is going to be when Rey picks up the saber and and holds her own
>>61927974
No 1/100th decent bantz within a million parsecs was the worst thing about the prequels.
Not possible to do worse than Lucas.
![MV5BMTM0NTY1Nzc3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDk0NzI4NA@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BRzGkF2.jpg "MV5BMTM0NTY1Nzc3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDk0NzI4NA@@. V1 SX640 SY720 [1]")
>>61928446
Diversity means "black" to neoreactionaries. Oscar Isaac is a white Hispanic. He gets a pass because of looks. The cast is deliberately diverse. Isaac plays into this. Sure he doesn't look like he's about to chow down on empanadas like Jimmy Smits but that's besides the point.
>>61928879
No, but there really should be some steam coming off that thing.
>>61928909
I thought Kit Fisto's only worked underwater because he had it designed to work underwater?
>t-this trilogy will be different!
you cucks are all delusional expecting JJ hackbrams to save star wars.
it's dead.
>>61928834
I just ignore everything and like what I like as should you. Ignore this place and the rest of the internet.
>>61928917
Same here, me and my fraternity is trying to get tickets to a theater in Moon Twp
>>61928917
Pittsburgh is a big city. You're fucked, friend.
>>61928898
>it's at least in part due to hundreds of years of social and economic inequality
Can't have anything to do with the fact black people murder each other at much higher rates than any other race and actively encourage ignorance and crime. Nope. Must be the fault of all those white crackers from the 1800's.
>>61928925
>Insider
>Leigh
>>61924998
the clones died out more than likely before Luke. started his adventure, they have short life spans.
>>61928814
Oh shit, thanks for the heads up.
I really would love to see it opening day.
Good luck with your chick fam, and keep in mind that if she doesnt want you then you can either stop barking up the wrong tree or try and get her.
Its largely in you, bee urself and all that garbage
>>61928887
He's black, meaning he's a god at everything athletic.
>>61928925
>Rey is on Tattooine
Now I know you're full of shit. The planet is called Jakku.
>>61926800
Ren and the Stimpys
BRAVO JEW JEW ABRAHAMS
the worst part of the movie wont even be boyega
the worst part will be everything else. I'm calling it now, the trilogy will be worse than 1 to 3. that's right, 1 to 3.
>>61928925
>tatooine
You done goofed, that's Jakku. Fake.
>>61928917
Try going through AMC's mobile app or whatever theater you go to mobile app. I was able to get tickets immediately.
>>61928966
https://youtu.be/ENGHEsFrXtU?t=501
just like in Jedi Academy
>>61928879
Fucking torches work in the hard rain if movies aren't memeing. I think a lightsaber would work fine.
MEDIOCRE
>>61928966
Fucking best scene ever.
>>61926405
Hyperspace was never shown from that angle in the old movies.
What's the appeal of being a racist? Who has the energy to devote to just hating large groups of people based on the actions of other people you've never met/have had a bad experience with?
>>61929010
>worse than prequels
I'm calling it, you're a retard
>>61927994
>tfw Jackson demanded the purple one, they didn't exist before
>>61928971
>it's dead.
What does this even mean? It's been a commercial for selling toys based on older commercials for selling toys since the very first one. And seeing as how 7 has already sold a lot of fucking toys before even coming out, they're going to keep this bullshit going for at least 10-20 years now.
>>61928734
>sees a hot guy on screen
Unless she creamed herself during planet of the apes I think you're all out luck
>>61928947
3D is the lowest quality possible m8
>>61928966
Not canon.
>>61928538
and here's a last one since the original one went over 3 mb for some reasonUP THE LIMIT CHINK M00T
>>61928559
>more Star Wars space politics
Please no.
>>61928963
>diverse
>no curries or chink despite them being like 2/5 of the whole population of earth
sure
>>61926442
he looks like mr. potato head
>>61929011
Whatever its called. I'm no expert. I see desert planet and I call it tattooine
By the way, in this scene >>61928561
Luke ends up saving Finn. Luke is so powerful that he can be anywhere else and "hone in" on Sith lords and enter their mind. Before attacking Finn, Ren starts hearing voices and starts going crazy
In this scene >>61928436
Han is shot but lives
>>61929065
MUH VADER
>>61929065
he looks like a duck
Amazing how they can distort the classic melodies by trying to make them bombastic and "epic." The only one that really sounded "right" was the Force theme.
Are we just going to ignore how bad chewie looks
I'm all one for practical effects but holy shit that shot with chewie with his hands behind his head is just, it looks so bad
>>61929046
I'm actually starting to be against 4chan and all this racist shit. It's bad for my health I think.
>>61928986
I thought the clone program was destroyed shortly after Palpatine showed his power level. With the Republic now in ruins, the clones would have died out shortly thereafter.
>>61928990
No problem fam. I'll keep that in mind.
>>61929084
DID HAN SHOOT FIRST THO?
>>61925222
>Star Trek and Star Wars are in the same universe
>There will be a crossover
I do not see a problem here.
>>61929062
No, The Clone Wars is still canon thanks to Clone Wars.
>>61928966
>>61929031
>>61929046
because statistically there is a high probability something bad will happen to me when I interact with these people. It's nice to sit on your ivory tower but the reality is most blacks hate white people and the only thing stopping them from stomping all over you is the government.
>>61929010
Can't be any worse than Ep2
Fuck you guys Boyega looks decent.
jedi are a rip-off of samurai. Is it so hard to get a jap? Wtf is with this nigger shit?
So Han Solo dies at the end of the new Star Wars movie huh?
>>61929046
I get to ride the coattails of great Whites that never knew me, or even give a shit about me. I can indirectly claim to be significant despite having no personal achievements. Simply by virtue of being born I can convince myself that I've 'worked harder' than everyone else and I deserve treatment that reflects this.
So yeah.... call me a racist cunt if you want, but im just not feeling this. It basically looks like a rethread of the previous movies, although after the prequels i dont blame them for making something safe and bland like this.
>>61927033
Highlight it please.
>>61929112
Only into your mom's mouth.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE MOVIE POSTER, WITH ALL JAR JARS?
>>61929130
The Tartakovsky cartoon isn't canon though. The CGI one is.
>>61929057
uneducated contrarian
>>61929046
>just hating large groups of people
>people
>>61929079
Rogue One
>inb4 trying to make a distinction between Rogue One and TFA
>>61929021
Took me over an hour to get them thru AMC about 2 hours ago.
>>61928887
>luke fights vader and gets btfo
>anakin fights duku and gets btfo
>finn will fight kylo and get btfo
I bet your shocked that kylo will die in the third movie too?
BANE VOICE
THEY EXPECTED DARTH VADER IN THE FIRE
>>61929162
FUCK YOU CUNT
>>61929140
everybody want the robot arm.
>>61928060
>They didn't reshoot/retool anything after the leak
>>61926800
p sure that's where they put the dudes from the raid
hope it's not a waste of talent
>>61928966
there is steam, look closer
>>61929143
by farm animal standards, sure.
he just isnt an attractive male. even if he was white.
>>61929046
>>61929102
seriously, leave. There are better subreddits for you and you will be happier there. no even kidding
>>61927876
does this remind anyone else of syfy tier camera work and environment?
>>61929152
Han solo is arrested because he didnt have a permit for his gun when he shot first... and Chewy is actually a yoda female that is trans species and trans gender. In the next Starwars Chewy sues Han for slavery and not for checking white male priv.
The end of Starwars will be all of the white men in the universe being marched to concentration camps while the empire crumbles to gay bullfuck who cares its starwars fuck it
>>61929112
Han is tricked into an ambush because of Rey's headstrong nature. Despite Leigha saying she doesn't want Han to go fight and search of Rey, he does anyways. That's why Rey is sad
>>61927335
>fandangoservers.jpg
>there are people who don't think this movie will break $5 billion
>>61929169
Pretty sure the CGI one confirmed events in the cartoon one. Like literally in the first episode.
>>61929140
Holy fuck. Genndy was fucking based.
Shame about the Hotel Transylvanias, though.
>>61929141
This what slays me. You statistically speaking have a greater chance to die in a car accident than in an aerorplane. Are you going to fly every time you go from Florida to South Carolina?
>>61929153
And don't forget to feel bad about all the oppression these evil white men who died long before you were born caused you filthy white racist.
>>61925129
"Do you see now why the White Man is stronger, Finn. You are nothing before power of the White Man. Your striving is insignificant. Let your death be the same."
>>61929084
>I see desert planet and I call it tattooine
I see a faggot and I call it a faggot.
So what's up fag?
is it me or does this plot sound really, really fucking bad?
Will this be like Mad Max FR where the girl takes down the patriarchy and becomes the new emperor of the galaxy and all the male characters are side characters?
>>61926205
The flare is strong in this one
>>61929143
>>61929179
Did you get it finally? I'm fucking hype
>>61929197
I'll stay here thanks.
I cried it was fucking perfect. But the dopamine has worn off and I can't help but notice how they're literally reskinning the OT. I expected more from Kasdan. Still hyped because it's nostalgic popcorn fun. Looking forward to seeing it with my dad. Sucks if your father didn't raise you on the OT.
>>61929226
Some Star Wars EU is de facto canon. Clone Wars CGI probably references and loosely confirms a lot of shit.
>>61929046
>taking the piss out of the fact that Boyega literally looks like a fucking ape means you literally want to gas all blacks
>>61929251
What plot? :^)
>>61929169
That's a shame. The CGI cartoon fucking sucks
>official trailer
>only 251,074 views
HAHHAHA It's fucking over. No one cares.
>>61929046
I don't even care about the black guy, I'm just wondering if that's the only face he knows how to make. Almost every shot of him in these trailers is him huffing and puffing with his mouth open, sweating.
>>61928970
Since none of their components relies on oxygen to operate, a lightsaber would almost certainly work just fine in a vacuum, though it wouldn't seem quite the same without the trademark hum.
Most lightsabers are vulnerable to water, however; the crystal circuit can easily short out when submerged. However, an ancient modification from the early days of the Jedi order was known to circumvent this problem. Amphibious Jedi Master Kit Fisto was the first to rediscover it, finding that a bifurcating cyclical-ignition pulse (a quick-change circuit that continuously alternates drawing its power from two separate crystals) could prevent his lightsaber from shorting out underwater.
When he added this knowledge to the Jedi holocrons it became a common modification among the Jedi generals in the clone wars, who frequently had to command on very wet worlds. One such lightsaber was Anakin Skywalker's, and Luke studied its design and later replicated it in his own green saber. By the time he founded the New Jedi Order, crystal pulse bifurcation was standard on all new lightsabers constructed.
>>61929251
Everything feels off. What happened to the simplicity of it all? Everything from the names and "First Order" "resistance" sounds more try hard than unique
JUST
>>61929251
The plot in the Star Wars movies were never that great, imo. Whats going to make or break this movie are the characters.
Have you made a reaction video yet fam?
https://youtu.be/X2T-uoYtjVg
>>61927112
that's no trench, it's an opening
>have you felt it?
>>61929266
cuck-a-doodle-do
>>61929175
>you will defend this
Okay, so, I know that Lucas shouldn't be anywhere near a writing desk or a production seat...but at least his shots are memorable.
Fucking JJ Abrams just said "This is Star Trek again, right? Just ignore the old fuck that used to make this and do it in my style."
And it's fucked.
Fuck JJ.
>>61929238
shittiest logic i have ever seen, jesus
>>61929284
It got pretty fucking good in the later seasons actually. It just took a while to get off the ground. I do think the 2D one is better overall though.
>>61929292
It's only been out for an hour dude.
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE&feature=youtu.be&t=105
RIP CHEWIE
>>61929046
Fuck off, normie
>>61929263
I could swear the last time I saw this guy holding a plane he was on top of the empire state building
>the weapon used by the female jedi is a big, black staff
CUCK
WARS
>>61929238
Wait how does this invalidate what I said?
>>61929325
>this was also practical
RLM trailer is much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1pn4bTAQWA
>>61929169
It's unclear AFAIK.
After Disney took over only the six movies and the CGI cartoon were confirmed 100% canon, but since a lot of the elements of the CGI cartoon went off of the assumption that loads of Clone Wars EU stuff was canon, a lot of stuff that falls in the "legends" category is still pretty much canon.
>>61929325
That scene looked pretty great in 3d. Really nice with the music aswell. Very intense.
>>61929263
I thought Skull Island hadn't started shooting yet?
>>61929352
All whites are normies :^)
>>61929354
he's a big guy
>>61929266
>Did you get it finally? I'm fucking hype
Yeah. 9:30pm on the 17th and 11am on the 18th.
Regular (aka 2D) was only $3.99 for the matinee and 5.99 at night. I can't remember tickets ever being that cheap, but let the normies think 3D is good.
>>61928631
Very serious.
>>61929243
No I don't, I get to cherry-pick which Whites I piggy-back off of. I only inherent the good stuff like ancient Roman and the Renaissance, the British Empire, and the invention of the Flesh-Light. The bad things are un-inheritable, the past is the past m80.
>>61929345
>It's only been out for an hour
So has every other hyped as fuck movie at the time and they had millions of views.
Avengers got 2 million views in under an hour, m8.
>>61926456
I was legit angry that some fucking social activists be getting in my Star Wars - then I thought "Oh right, this is Star Wars and I guess Lando was a pretty cool guy."
Then I heard Finn talk during the new trailer and he doesn't talk like an OG nignog, which is fantastic. Who knows, maybe he'll be a good character, although this acting sort of brings down the hype.
>inb4 Phantom Menace II
Fine. Here you go
Imagine the end of Fellowship of the Ring, when the Fellowship breaks up and they all go their separate ways. Got it?
At the final fight on the ice planet, the Fellowship (Ren, Poe, and Finn) all go their separate ways.
Finn: saved by Luke >>61929084 he then goes with Han and becomes a smuggler to smuggler agents out of the empire and into the rebellion
Rey: goes back to Endor to search for Luke (who isn't there anymore)
Poe: flies off after his ego was crushed because
Ren: is left in the woods as Finn runs away, hands on his head, wishing the voices would get out of his head. His scream is heard all over the planet
Roll credits
there you go
>>61929166
May you burn in hell
>>61928898
>If you're black and poor, it's at least in part due to hundreds of years of social and economic inequality.
So where does the five decades and trillions of dollars of welfare come into play?
>>61929046
I'm not a racist, but it bothers me the way the liberal American media uses white girls to convey their political narratives.
The Hollywood elite has been liberal for a while, it's no secret.
But race relations are catching fire, and have become the main focus of the Hollywood liberal elite.
And the way they approach this is with a racial play on the poor boy and the rich man's daughter trope, a bolshevik fantasy older than the own bolsheviks.
So no, I'm not comfortable seeing white girls turned into trophies in every show and movie made after 2014.
>>61929325
That's all practical effects comped together. The steering wheel was on a rotating rig.
>>61929140
>this passes for a great action scene in Western cartoons
>>61929404
I got 2 for the 18th in IMAX3D at 11PM.
Should be fucking great.
>>61929263
Looked strangely like Denzel.
That music when Kylo Ren first speaks. Is that from anything?
>>61929329
This
>>61929167
No matter how cucked Star Wars gets it's going to be ten times better than that piece of shit.
CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
>>61928621
man freelancer was tha shit.
>>61929437
>>61929391
Who said anything about whether or not it was practical effects?
It still looks like fucking garbage, and Miller should be shot for putting it into the final cut.
>cinemark website
>>61929199
the new emperor will open up a "concentration" star to hold people just like him.
he'll die of typhus and his relatives will claim the sith executed him so they're owed money.
neo-siths will blame jedi owned media propaganda and categorically deny order 66 every happened.
>>61929410
it wasnt shown at halftime of monday night NFL football
thats 10s of millions right there mr salty
>>61929441
the scenery is nice at least, not filled with gigantic explosions and super force powers and other useless effects
>>61929458
I forgot about her shes that alien jedi right.
>>61929441
Yeah, 10 episodes of back-and-forth monologing and flashbacks and crying MC's is really where it's at. Prove me wrong.
>>61929251
>Star Wars
>Plot
Keke
>>61925355
Severely underrated post.
kylo sounds like shit
Greeeat, a lead girl who probably can't even act and a negro as the main role.
I can't wait for all the Star Wars TM entertainment coming my way!
Hopefully i'll have time to find a black girlfriend before this movie comes out! I love black dick in my anus
>>61929457
Not that I can tell.
>>61928653
he's actually called boyega, thought it was just a /tv/ meme
>>61929432
The truth is controversy generates sales. Theres no secret conspiracy to get all white women in America to fuck blacks or asians. You're just not going to give a shit if shit is vanilla. So fuck you heres some content from BLACKED.
>>61929432
With that in mind you accept that they should be trophies for your race though. As if they are a prize exclusive to you. More over, you treat them as a prize to be won when they are people too.
It's sad that your issue isn't the fact that she's a prize to be won but rather a prize to be won by a game you had no standing in. It's insulting that this take priority in your mind.
>>61925568
>>61925634
>>61925667
The question should be rephrased to why did Luke get a new hand that looks technologically inferior to his first?
>>61927752
Who's that blinged out chrome nigger up front with the cape?
star wars is for children.
>>61929426
>1965
>Good time for black people
Not sure if serious.
In any case, you understand how a loan works, right? And inflation for that matter? White people ain't working off that debt for at least another thousand years.
>>61929511
I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I'VE CAN
>>61925178
What did it?
Hyperspace got me
>>61929537
Brienne of Tarth
>>61925355
Underrated post.
What a great fucking band. Act III when?
>>61929515
where you hoping he would sound like leia in the bounty hunter mask?
>>61929325
imax 3d is literally the highest possible resolution possible to see star wars 7 in
>>61929519
Let it all flow out. Feel better now?
>>61929303
>>61925471
wasnt lukes left that got cut off?
sheeet he is really taking after his father
>>61929537
The female stormtrooper. Don't you just love all of this DIVERSITY?
>>61929501
She's a pirate queen apparently. She's the little alien on the poster.
Why is it hard to take /tv/ posts serious?
>>61929556
THERE ARE NO HEROS LET IT IN!
>>61929537
Captain Phasma
it's a chick
>>61929441
Post something good like Sword of the Stranger final battle or fuck off with your boring slice of life shit.
>>61929556
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN
>>61929586
Because this place is anonymous.
Don't take ANYTHING seriously.
>>61929561
yes
>>61929507
wait, we talking about Steven Universe?
>>61929424
By the way, for those who think Finn will be Rey's love interest....no. Rey and Poe are the love item. Poe is the new Han, he is pretty arrogant and egotistical. Poe has a crush on Rey because shes a strong woman
After Han is injured, Poe attempts to take the fight into his own hands and attack Kylo head on with his star ship. Luke gets into his head and uses the force down Poe's star ship. Luke then stops Kylo. Poe flies away all huffy and puffy that Luke did all the work and Rey is sad again that her crush also left, but shes happy Han is okay
>>61929523
I don't look at women as trophies, I look at them as human beings.
I'm a Spaniard, I've had black friends, they had spanish girlfriends, I didn't care about any of this until I came in contact with American media and saw how they objectify white girls.
>>61929457
It has like one bar of the imperial march leading into something new.
RAMZPAUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb9TUanLQ3I
>>61929551
Unless you're old enough to remember Jim Crow laws, there's no one to blame for your lack of accomplishment but yourself.
>>61929580
>>61929594
>>61929559
Please be rusing me
>>61929380
Stop spamming this crap.
>>61929238
False analogy, both South Carolina and Florida are in the black belt, so you are at equal risk of dying by just leaving the house whether to get in a car or take a plane.
>>61929519
I don't even know why I come to this board anymore with people like this. You don't even know if the movie is shit, hell you don't even care. All you concern yourself with is the fact that it's not "you" on the screen. "You're" not the hero and by doing so it's committing genocide on your race.
This stop being a representation issue a long time ago, now it's exposing what whiny little twats some people can be because something has changed in a favour that doesn't suit them. You're so desperate to feel like a victim that it doesn't even require logic on your end, just the mere presence of something that hasn't been fed t you for a century just breaks your fragile ego.
>>61929625
I just wanna futa Jaina Solo to fuck Jacen Solo while he's fucking that one-armed buffoon.
>>61929562
It doesn't matter the resolution, when all 3D formats use induced parallax to imitate 3D, thereby ruining the resolution in the process.
![jennifer_morrison___house_md_by_nacho0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jSMvnBh.jpg "jennifer morrison house md by nacho0[1]")
>>61929573
Nope, not going to watch a nigger and some Hollywood bimbo attempt to act for two hours.
Instead i'll watch my waifu do cute doctor things.
(P.S) The negro in this show can actually act
RATE THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER!
http://strawpoll.me/5782461
>>61929646
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Phasma
>>61929499
Wonder what the DVR rewind stats will be.
>>61929562
It's just 35mm blown up, if you're lucky enough to get a film IMAX that is.
Otherwise IMAX for most people will be two 2k projectors throwing a blurry image onto a screen too big for it.
Man. I'm going to be fucked up internally when Luke appears on screen for the first time.
>will probably take my dad to go see it
>he showed me star wars OT as a kid, first movies I remember
Fuck man.
>>61929624
oh, it's bait. okay, thought so
>>61924886
/qa/ standing by
>>61927369
Not having Lando in the new movie is probably the worst idea Jew Jew Abrams could've made.
>>61929646
nope, it's the tall chick from Game of Thrones
>>61929653
>You're so desperate to feel like a victim that it doesn't even require logic on your end
>The pot calling the kettle black: the post
>>61929646
>not finding this hot
What are you, gay?
FANDANGO IS BACK UP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FANDANGO IS BACK ONLINE
GET YOUR TICKETS QUICKLY BEFORE IT GOES BACK DOWN!!!
>>61927112
>rebels attempt trench run
>it's a ruse
>missile battery where exhaust port was on stolen plans
top snoke
>>61929647
Why is RLM so butthurt about a popcorn flick meant to made money any way possible.
why did they make luke skywalker black?
fucking liberal bullshit
Hey /tv/, I only ever saw Episode 1 a long time ago. Is it worth watching all the movies, starting over in the correct order?
>>61929628
>I'm a spaniard
>I have black friends
>etc
I love how you feel that your race and social standing would have validated your response but you can be wrong just as much as anyone else and all.
>>61929656
Luke has no children; Han and Leigha have all the children. Luke has spent the last 30 years on Endor meditating
There won't be a single white male in this new set of sequels by the 3rd film.
>>61929673
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Phasma
> Phasma's chrome armor reminded J.J. Abrams of the film's antagonist, a murderous silver sphere.
BRAVO ABRAHAMOWITZ
>>61929628
dude what the fuck are you even talking about? Are you high?
>>61929734
post more incase
>>61926180
That's Fett's symbol, top center, isn't it?
>>61929751
>there are people who actually believe this
>>61929731
Yes. Prequel trilogy can be a slog though. The better prequel material are in non movies media.
>>61929722
Some of you are okay. Don't go to the movies on Dec 17th
>>61929141
>>61929153
>>61929176
>>61929197
>they dont like whites
>muh achievements and prosperity
>muh honor and never told a lie
>they be hating whites for no reason
>we didnt du nuffins
white washing history as if it was second nature to them. America has plenty of skeletons. its the reason i never stand up for the anthem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16th_Street_Baptist_Church_bombing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Martin_Luther_King,_Jr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_race_controversy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_University_of_Oklahoma_Sigma_Alpha_Epsilon_racism_incident
>>61929761
Nope, generic mando.
>>61929722
Why are you people so eager to buy tickets 2 months away? The movie isn't going anywhere.
>>61929653
Star Wars is a massive cultural icon, and the key to multiculturalism or cultural marxism is to get in early.
What better way to get in early then through our media, specifically one of the most known movies of all time, a movie dads will show to their sons.
I'm mainly pissed off cause the movie is going to suck major bollocks. Like seriously all those empire people look exactly like Nazi's. We didn't need that kind of imagery in the first two sets of movies but for the third we haul it all out?
>>61929721
>female storm troopers
>monkey men storm troopers
What's next?
>>61929731
Do you want to watch episode 7?
Yes? Sure
No? Why are you here?
>>61924886
/mu/ standing by
>>61929785
boba is the mando'a
>>61929761
Good eye.
It's the Mandalorian symbol at least.
>>61929783
Do you stand up to piss, m8?
>>61929761
Yep, symbol of Mandalore.
Based Fett is gonna be a big part of this, I think.
>>61929754
>Phantasm
Kek
Why would I want to see a bunch of my childhood heroes get old and fat and then killed?
>>61929657
>>61929691
ok I'll keep that in mind when I'm watching star wars 7 opening night
>>61929799
Empire has always been like that though.
>>61929783
this is like the definition of autism
>>61929646
>>61929711
what we know so far:
main characters
>strong independent womyn that need no man (except for BBC)
>a nigger
team badguy
>mostly white pussies
>only tough guy is in fact a hag m a game of whores no less
>>61929722
pic related is literally you right now
>>61929751
>implying skin color matters.
Remember when we could relate talk turtles?
>>61928041
That's an interesting point, because in the Star Wars lore, it was always said that a Force sensitive could see just a little bit into the future, which explains why Jedi were always respected pilots and why Vader in his youth was an incredible pilot. It's not like Jedi are trained and specialized in piloting. Obi-Wan stated several times that he hated flying, yet he was superior to clones of a genetically perfect soldier who were born and trained to do one thing and one thing only - fly, and Obi-Wan fucking Kenobi just wrecked their shit.
But that's beside the point. So it would make sense for Poe to be the kid of Han and Leia, but it would also make sense for the qt3.14 grill be the offspring as well, escaping her destined future as super mega Jedi politician, so she escapes her burdens and wishes to shut out her destiny and force sensitivity. Or maybe she's just some kid who was in the wrong place at the wrong time (aka rule 63 Han, sort of)
>>61928041
>we realize he is Han and Leia's son and is force sensitive
but he's not, they already said who his parents are in the new comic
>>61929783
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_race_controversy
There is no controversy. Only insecure African-Americans trying to steal Egyptian history (like always)
>>61929181
>miss me yet?
>>61929783
No one cares, Jamal. Go rant about how yous waz kings an shiiet on your blog.
>>61929734
I know it's automatic among your folk to dismiss a statement when it contains "I have black friends", but if you can't find logic in what I say, you should learn how to read.
I don't just have black friends by the way, I have black little siblings, well, half black. And a half black ex gf.
>>61929802
female monkey storm troopers
>>61929734
>le 3 line green text
>le ebin reaction image
>etc :^)
can you imagine browsing the front page and seeing someone so invested in this gay shit and this chain of replies as this poster is? that's literally what i just did. get a life, fatfuck
>Mace Dindu
>>61924886
/fit/ standing by
>>61929783
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>>61924886
/vg/ standing by
>>61929761
The mythosaur skull, yes. the general mandalorian emblem
>>61929799
>never noticed the fascism undertones of the empire
We're not all as dim-witted as you, friend.
>>61929636
and your parents, who couldn't pay for a house in a community with high taxes that put lots of money into education, because them or their parents were under jim crow laws that made it hard for them to get jobs, or tax money into their schools, or many, many other things.
White people have an insane number more advantages than people with darker skin colors. Just accept it and exploit it like the rest of us.
what's up with JJ trying to cast young people everywhere? I mean is he supposed to be the new grand moff tarkin?
Post pics of the cute girl lead
>>61929799
Confirmed never watched Star Wars. The Empire has and always will be Space Nazis.
>tfw the black guy never asked for this
>>61929895
I think it speaks more to the lack of care placed into all non-brown/tan costumes.
>>61925342
>cuck relationship
are you retarded?
>>61927573
Instead of Force Choke, Kylo Ren just calmly lowers his hand and Poe just starts losing his shit.
That's something I'm noticing - the similarities are skin deep. They take something familiar and go the opposite direction with it. Like, we expect Luke to be the one who introduces the characters to the Force, but it's goddamn HAN SOLO.
We expect ten thousand red lightsabers, but only Kylo Ren has one.
We expect the Empire to fail, but what do we see the First Order doing? Fucking up everybody's business with cold efficiency and fire. We see one First Order soldier die. We see one Tie Fighter explode. Every other time? The heroes are fleeing for their lives or getting captured. The only time one of them raises a finger to Kylo Ren, like two seconds later he's shitting his pants.
This isn't just a retelling of A New Hope, this is subverting expectations and going somewhere pretty fucking grim by the looks of it. You know what's gonna happen in that trench run?
The Resistance is going to fail. They don't have Leia's support, they don't have Han, it looks like they're barely holding together.
>>61929754
SO did jew jew just think a chromed storm trooper would be cool for no reason then made up the character after that?
>>61929791
The theater I wanted to go to has already sold out of tickets. Depending on where you live, If you wait too long then you won't be seeing the movie until several days after it's been released.
Sometimes people like to see something as soon as it comes out, and not wait several days later.
>>61929834
Always been space nazis? Sure I got that when they built a giant holocausting space station.
What i'm saying is the cast is finally "diverse" and they instantly start bring up nazi imagery that does not belong in a adventure space movie for kids.
>>61928832
>They will only sell them for 'limited times' maybe once a decade, like they do with all the rest of their swill
>>61924684
Who's got their ticket?
>This guy
>>61929783
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment
reprehensible
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16th_Street_Baptist_Church_bombing
Ditto
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Martin_Luther_King,_Jr.
MLK jr. was a plagarizing, whoremongering communist who liked to do coke aand beat white prostitutes.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_race_controversy
Who even fucking cares>
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching_in_the_United_States
Fun fact: whites and blacks were lynched at the rates predicted by their criminality.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_University_of_Oklahoma_Sigma_Alpha_Epsilon_racism_incident
Literally just hurt feelings.
people who aren't buying tickets right now to the 7pm showing on december 17th are not true Disney™ Presents Star Wars™ Episode VII: The Force Awakens 3D an IMAX® Experience™ fans
>>61929895
>all the white people dress like SS
BRAVO JJ
>>61929046
A lot of people here are pretty racist but I'm sure if you met them in real life, they'd still be little shits but at least not openly racist.
>>61924886
/v/ standing by
>>61929945
people still use the theaters?
>>61929842
>he doesn't want to experience the sequel to the ORIGINAL star wars trilogy on opening night
Probably the biggest motion picture event of the modern era
>>61929895
Ageism tbh.
The whole scenario of the "universe" seems to be pretty crazy.
How the fuck did they get from ROTJ to this crazy world?
>>61929799
Yeah, anything relating to Nazis triggers me too.
>>61929329
george had a team of writers and directors through out the originals. this is why star wars and the empire strikes back were good because fox made sure to have a team and different directors help him out. Return of the Jedi was directed by him, thats the reason why it sucked. But it still made money enough for the executives of the studio to allow him to direct the prequels and in the middle realized how bad it was and they had to finish what he started.
>>61924968
There is nothing saying that normal plebs can handle a lightsaber.
>>61929895
Hux looked like he was at the forefront of the First Order, so he's probably a little more powerful.
Unless I'm remembering the OT wrong and Tarkin was really fucking powerful.
>>61929942
I'm glad to see we're dealing with a butthurt tumblr drone ITT
Probably came here thinking 4chan started the boycott hashtag
>>61927208
>quote you on this
nigga youre quoting a million people before you
>>61928403
This just looks awkward as fuck painfully trying to recreate han and luke's scene. I know it's a trailer, we have no context of what is going on and we're supposed to just enjoy the visuals. But look at it... is this acting? Why would anyone want to watch boyega's stiff face?
>>61929931
>they've always been space nazis
>but why are they space nazis now?
what?
>>61929965
If there was another way I could see a movie before it was spoiled all over 4chan I would.
>>61929783
>i never stand up for the anthem
Edgy
>>61929979
First movies had a lot of nazi undertones it was fine.
These movies are so blatant about it though, it's not stylistic at all it's just disgusting.
>>61929920
What I found interesting was that Kylo Ren seems to have the ability to cause terror in his enemies - a power held originally by the Dread Masters in the SWTOR MMO by BioWare (which is rumored to be added to the canon, considering the new expansion, Knights of the Fallen Empire was vetted by Lucasfilm and J.J himself).
This could in theory confirm that Darth Vitiate, the Emperor of the old Sith Empire might be the bad guy of the trilogy.
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>>61929935
>Who's got their ticket?
The theaters where we could reserve seats were all sold out/down, so the only place we can get seats are at the shitty local theater.
We're camping out the night before to make sure we get prime seats.
>>61929096
All the chords were turned into power 7ths and power chords. It's everywhere nowadays and it's getting tiresome.
>>61924886
/pol/ standing by.
>>61929994
>Return of the Jedi was directed by him, thats the reason why it sucked.
It had the best duel of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ_j3s5xj8I
>>61930010
wow, you autists are really showing your colors
/tv/ really doesn't know anything about film and acting
something about the girl just screams "interracial pornography"
maybe it's because she reminds me of Kristina Rose
>>61930020
Yeah, they sure were subtle with those Stormtroopers and Imperial Officers, huh?
>>61929921
Hey, if nothing but design worked for Boba Fett, why not Phasma?
>>61930011
>but why are they bring out all the nazi imagery out now
maybe because it looks cool and ABRAMS wants to make a quick buck.
>>61927024
this
>>61927777
checked
>Fukunaga and his good looks will never direct a star wars movie
WHY
>>61929999
still he looks way too young to be leading a fleet, or a large spaceship. This should require years of experience. Surely they have someone more capable and with more experience than this kid...
>>61929994
Return was directed by Richard Marquand you fucking retard
>>61924891
Was it a good movie?
It looks like it was
Lens flares are a bit much though
>go to theater
>get shot
is anyone else avoiding this by just torrenting it?
>>61929057
Only if it's a shit theater. My local large-format screen and the nearest IMAX are both really good quality. Saw Skyfall on the BTX 3D screen and it looked great, and I saw Godzilla in Imax 3D and it looked great.
>>61924684
tried to get tickets to navy pier imax (every other theater gets BTFO by it atm) since the moment the site listed. failed miserably after nearly an hour of purchasing attempts on every showing through the 20th.
Eh, I'll settle for Cinemark XD quality then.
If anyone I know admits to seeing this peace of shit, I'm done speaking to them.
>>61929458
is this that negress that everyone said....oh she is sooooo beautiful???
>>61929799
The imperial uniforms are futuristic SS uniforms.
Also
>stormtroopers
>>61930022
I'm not a gaymer, are the games (game?) that are part of the EU worth getting and playing through before 7
>>61929895
>Caleb imprisoning Nathan this time
>>61928523
>Look at me Muh posting as if that adds any sort of meaning to the words with them
You're apart of them and just as retarded dw :)
>>61929910
You are so stupid you can't even understand his post.
You will still not even understand it after mine, but you should at least know you are fucking stupid and don't belong in this discussion
you sure as hell supporting it.
>muh white genocide
>still have the white privileged of getting a comfy movie rather than being shipped to detainment camps and eating a bullet after roll call.
>>61930040
>Luke has the high ground
>Vader chucks the saber remembering what happened last time
Holy shit Lucas gets a lot of shit wrong but this is spot on.
>>61929915
you didn't see his twitter, did you? He literally asked for most of it.
>>61929042
>JJ NEVER HAS AN ORIGINAL IDEA
>JJ IS SHOWING HYPERSPACE FROM A NEW ANGLE, WHAT A FUCKING HACK.
where is the full Empire of Dreams on youtube?
disneynazis took the 2 hour vids off
>>61929962
Educate yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
>>61929799
The Empire from the start were always modeled after nazis...
>>61929924
>Depending on where you live, If you wait too long then you won't be seeing the movie until several days after it's been released.
Unless you live in the middle of fucking nowhere, you'll be able to see it day 1.
>>61930088
I'm hoping this is included in The IMAX 3D Experience tbh
>>61930083
He does look a little young to be taking the role of space Hitler.
Maybe he's just seriously fucking talented, rose up through the ranks and bribed/killed anyone who got in his way.
>>61926215
JON SNOW ALIVE CONFIRMED
>>61927208
>will be crucified and labeled as a hater and racist.
it doesnt help that a bunch of people are saying racist shit about bogeya.
>>61930116
Yep. The one that got the SocJus Oscar for 12 years a save
>>61930090
see
>>61929657
It would look better in regular IMAX format, and 3D has never added anything of value to visuals
>>61930118
and all the scenes like this in the first movies as well!
do you remember the scene where the nazi leader gave some kind of demented speech to his troops? That was a great scene.
three words: hella fuckin' epic
seriously though, that was a pretty good trailer
>>61930080
Never say never. He'd make a killer Fett movie.
what are the odds of seeing star wars on opening weekend if i don't want to pre-buy tickets?
>>61928292
He has a pair of balls on his stomach.
>>61930050
>ur dumb
Try again using some real words if you're so much better than /tv/
>>61928436
Its obviously fin or han. Thats not hair on his face, its just sticks in the background.
>what about the belt
No its just snow on Fins hair
>same jacket
He probably gets his arm cut for having Vaders Lightsaber (which Ren's cock is erect for)
>>61929994
>Return of the Jedi was directed by him
No.
>>61929042
>implying 90% of the OT wasn't ripped from other material
>>61930151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
>>61930159
I doubt it. It's not like this place isn't known for overreacting.
>>61930164
dutch angles and camera movements to express high speed movement is literally his whole shtick anon. Seriously, go back and watch mission impossible 3, he's doing the exact same kind of stuff in the helicopter scene.
>>61925643
WOOOO-EEEEEE-OOOOOOO
>>61930191
Imax 2D would look better than Imax 3D, but Imax 3D will still look better than a regular format screen. No-one does Imax 2D anymore because they can charge more for the 3D tickets.
Who's already bought their tickets? Took me like 15 minutes to navigate through 3 or 4 pages because my local theaters page is going so slow.
>>61928046
>>61928266
reminder that Weird Al wrote the entirety of The Saga Begins based on internet spoilers, and only had to make a minor change after watching an advanced screening
>>61929799
Was the Empire truly "evil"? I mean did the average joe oppose it? Wasn't the rebel alliance a small resitance anyway.
And was the republic any better in the prequels, it was corrupted as fuck and started a civil war because part of it wanted out from the republic.
I haven't read any novels or comicbooks but what exactly made the Empire so evil?
>>61930207
Absolute Zero.
>>61929181
Go to bed, George. It's over.
TFA being shit won't make anything you've done since the 80's any fucking less shit.
>>61929895
They cast everyone during the Matt Smith era
>>61930221
Episode 4 is literally Dune for dummies
It gets more original as it goes on though
>>61930198
So you're upset that there's more/different nazi imagery? I'm not following your point.
>>61930171
what?
>>61930246
fug
While I agree it's lame that the episode 4-6 scripts are basically being re-used, it's mostly George Lucas' damn fault for making a universe that happens in a cycle.
I think JJ is taking the cycle thing a bit too literally though.
>>61930214
ive been tryng to tell these guys for weeks that the black guy dies in the first ep but they dont want to hear it for some reason
>Just let it in
>Nigger turns on lightsaber
Fucking jews.
>>61930040
Return of the Jedi is still my favourite.
The only downsides are the relative brevity and inconsequence of the Tatooine stuff, and the over-commercialisation of the Ewoks (which wasn't as immersion-breaking as in the prequels, tbh).
The ending with Vader, Luke, and the Emperor is the best scene in the whole series.
>>61930056
She works in Holllywood for the big name companies under a Jewish director. Of courshe she is.
>>61926718
fuck no
>>61930164
But the star lines only exist from the perspective of the cockpit. it's not like the camera itself is accelerating into master than light speeds. In fact, it's remaining static as the Falcon passes by.
>>61930259
The Nazis literally had stormtroopers in their army.
>>61930250
He's just such a hack, in every possible way
>>61930258
I'm upset they're going to use this chance to throw as much cultural marxism bullshit in our faces as they possibly can.
And it will work as it always does. There will be little boys who want to be that black jedi, all because of those damn kikes in hollywood.
>>61930268
He just remakes Speilberg and Lucas films anon. This isn't particularly surprising.
>>61929799
>fags saying the empire was always like the nazis
Yea sure in the sense that it was a repressive, fascist government. But in no way we had this kind of imagery in the previous SWs. They even made the flag fucking black and red
>>61930151
What the fuck. Where is that coming from? You okay my nigga?
>>61929797
the guy who draws outstanding porn with the only serious flaw being sameface
>>61924886
/a/ standing by
I feel like such a faggot for buying tickets to a movie that comes out in 2 months, but in all of the theaters within a 30 mile radius there were literally like 5 seats left. Anyone who doesn't think this'll be the highest grossing opening of all time is fooling themselves.
>>61930281
nigger, stormtroopers are from WW1
>>61926800
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>>61930275
This is why
>Robert James Gilbert "Bob" Anderson (15 September 1922 – 1 January 2012) was a British Olympic fencer, and a renowned film fight choreographer, with a cinema career that spanned more than 50 years and included films such as Highlander, The Princess Bride, The Mask of Zorro, The Lord of the Rings, and Die Another Day. He was regarded as the premier choreographer of Hollywood sword-fighting,[1] and during his career he coached many actors in swordsmanship, including Errol Flynn, Sean Connery, Antonio Banderas, Viggo Mortensen and Johnny Depp. He also appeared as a stunt double for Darth Vader's lightsaber battles in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
>>61930214
Yeah, Rey is the Jedi, I've been saying this for months
>>61930214
>>61930272
Ya, I don't know why everyone is ignoring the fact that Fin "dindu nuffin" may die.
/tv/ has had a /pol/ hard on for him for a while now...
Now they're just doing rhetoric shitposting to get responses.
>>61924684
Is there any possibility of Finn getting his butt handed to him, and Poe jumping in to save the day?
>Multiple movies to explain the fact that storm troopers are all clones
>Throw in a black and a woman storm trooper in new movie
What the fuck is going on
>>61930346
That's Captain Phasma, anon.
>>61930342
>>61930275
Also, rewatch that scene. Its definitely Bob at around the 1:20 mark. The slamming of Luke's lightsabre onto Vader's is also something very realistic
>>61926057
this tbh
and JJ basically says as much
and the president of lucasfilm wants to push some Hunger Games girlpower trilogy shit
It is just merchandising shit
How can you be so excited about this movie? It's nothing more than an overrated franchise
Post yfw you recognized the Love Theme from the OT
>>61930296
#NRxPride
>>61930180
Yea I still think that is a poor justification. There is no kind of talent that could put you into this position so young.
>>61929380
>melting the SW toys that are worth a lot
I fucking hate RLM now.
Their ideas are uninspired. All the do is ride the "REVIEW MOVIES" shit that everyone on the dogs does on the internet now.
Mike is fat as fuck. Rich Evans has to force his gay ass laugh now because that is all he is known for. Jay is still unfunny as fuck.
>mfw (my fingers when) new star wars trailer
>>61926930
man i love rotj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQsbeMtfWg4
>>61930374
The empire branched out from clones shortly after wrapping up the Clone Wars.
>>61930389
hunger games had some girl power shit?
gotta watch me some of this nowi love grils
>>61930374
There was an attack on Kamino during the CW that made them unable to keep making clones. By the time the Empire took over stormtroopers were just regular people.
>>61930308
It's a fucking JJ action movie. Literally everything needs to be spelled out to the audience. It isn't going to be subtle like the OT. Stop grasping for fucking conspiracies.
>>61930374
Did you not watch Clone Wars?
The clone army place was BTFO and empire started recruiting normies instead.
>>61930374
This is all part of the plan to remake the prequels in 6 years.
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING KIDDING? I WISH I WAS FUCKING KIDDING. BUT DISNEY DEMANDS TRILOGIES FOR THE TRILOGY GODS.
>>61930257
Episode 4 is literally Hidden Fortress. Lucas even wanted Toshiro Mifune to play Obi-Wan originally.
>>61930308
>Imperial officer uniforms
>Imperial weapons are carbon copy ww2 gun
>Imperial banner
You fucking nigger what?
>>61930198
The emperor hardly appeared in the OT. When he did, it was private not public.
I have no doubt such images would have appeared in the OT if it made sense to the plot and it was technically feasible.
>>61929915
The stupid nigger has been race baiting in real life in twitter as well. I hope coon gets killed off in the 1st ep.
>>61930374
The clones died out after Order 66 was put out.
>>61930308
They were cuddly Nazis in the old ones, where they had the coolness of the Nazis but where their spookiness/macabre aspects came from more original to the story elements, like the whole dark side stuff, and the skeletal emperor.
Now ((((((JJ Abrams)))))) is just using le standard Jew directorial trope of "oy vey, goyim! Feel what I want you to feel at the sight of these Nazi-esque antagonists, or else you're an evil antiSemite!".
>mfw I'll still root for the EMPIRE
>>61930214
Jesus Christ m8
>>61930374
Isn't there some explanation about how they started using clones from different sources after the issues with order 66 and finally just started accepting randos? I mean even just in episode 4 there are noticeable height differences.
>>61926205
there's a certain possibility that they're just watching something really damn shiny though...
By that I mean: There's a possibility the lens flare isn't entirely gratuitous
>>61930214
>>61930362
He most likely might not die tho, He probably will lose an arm or something before intervention, would look like he's bleeding out. Ren will toy with him since he doesn't know how into saber.
>>61930374
At least they're fixing the mistake of the prequels and going back to how it was before
>>61929977
>Disney's new race mixing propaganda cash grab
>star wars
Everything ive learned from the new trailer:
>Rey is scavenger, finds item of interest in ruins of star destroyer (possibly luke's lightsaber)
>Finn is half-hearted storm trooper who either turns cheek or sees something gruesome that leads him to steal tie fighter and escape star destroyer but is shot down and lands on jakku where he meets Rey
The notion of him being a pilot is ridiculous because A: hes wearing a storm trooper uniform not a pilots and B when that tie is shot down there is no battle going on or other ship than the star destroyer in the back ground
>Lightsaber leads Finn and Rey to Luke about 40 min into film, hes living in desert camp possibly with sand people
>empire comes and attacks camp, Kylo Ren kills Luke (shot in trailer of Ren executing someone)
>Ren and Finn team up with rebels to stop Kylo Ren and new 'death star'
I think its literally going to be a rehash of New Hope.
At first I thought the alternative theory of Luke being evil was retarded but now I honestly hope its the case just so things are somewhat interesting
>>61930389
I'm curious to see where this "girls acting like men" thing is going.
The gap between its fiction and the reality is so large, that I don't know if they'll keep doing it, if it will get more ridiculous, or if they will drop it at some point.
>>61930420
>subtle
>OT
Come on
>>61930396
everyone knows the Bespin song
>>61925989
>no character-building
why waste a whole scene on that when you can build character by ALMOST DRIVING YOUR DAD'S CAR OFF A CLIFF
or
GETTING IN A BAR FIGHT AND FUCKING SOME SLUT
seriously JJ is so shit. Star Trek reboot is shit.
I will just torrent this for the special effects and spaceship stuff
>>61928117
>He's a black character that got the role through affirmative action
source?
Anyone familiar with the layout of AMC theaters?
I just got two tickets at the AMC Waterfront theater near Pittsburgh.
I circled the two seats I have. They are in the "reserved seating" area.
It looks a bit to the side.
Also a bit back. How will my viewing angle be?
anybody else ever notice that Ren is similar in form to Ben? almost likepottery
>>61930372
>Is there any possibility of Finn getting his butt handed to him
Yes
>and Poe jumping in to save the day?
No, it will be Rey
>>61929530
to remind himself who he really is. there's a scene at the end of RotJ where he looks at his mechanical hand then at his father's amputated wires and realizes what would happen if he tried to fight the emperor. by keeping a mechanical hand it's a constant reminder to never go down the path of the dark side
>>61930394
The Star Trek movies were fun and had great action scenes.
>>61930434
>Darth Vader has the same mask as a samurai dude
Yeah he stole that, doesn't change the fact that it's still literally Dune
>>61930475
....rehash....JJ Abrams...the same guy who made Khan the central villain of a 2009 Star Trek movie?
No way brah
>>61929906
>66 trillion B.C.
So, black people predate even the universe, yet alone life by about 2000x the current age of the universe?
Nice. I was unaware of this.
>>61930495
that's probably one of the best regions imo (only beaten by being center and two rows up). Congrats
>>61927450
>TFA substitutes Midi-chlorians with Spiral energy
>>61930495
You got lucky. Back and towards the middle. I was forced to buy up front tickets
>>61929046
It's more about disdain towards violent, ignorant, disrespectful, disorderly, uneducated, hypocritical and overall shitty people. Humans use stereotypes to make sense of the world. If someone spends a couple hours on worldstar watching shitty people perpetuating the encouraging the stereotype, some tend to form the consensus that the majority of black people are "niggers".
STAR WARS IS FOR BLACKS AND WOMEN NOW
>>61929977
These exact words were said about Phantom Menace. The pessimist in me wants the result to be the same but the SW fan in me wants relief from years of disappointment.
>>61929942
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_University_of_Oklahoma_Sigma_Alpha_Epsilon_racism_incident
>Literally just hurt feelings
my humanities professor had the discussion of why universities are important compared to a college. Universities push ethics and enlightenment of the arts and sciences in order for you to progress from the tribal like mentality that stunts development.
Those are your future doctors, engineers, lawyers, law makers and teachers that are chanting racial songs. let that sink in for a bit.
>>61930495
i saw ant-man two seats in front of yours in an amc and it was fine. you won't even notice
>yfw Chewbacca dies
>>61930488
The Bespin theme is similar but different.
>>61930521
Now you know
>>61924886
/k/ standing by.
>>61930519
>Khan the central villain of a 2009 Star Trek movie
But that's wrong you fucking retard.
>>61927917
Darth vader's voice actor was black because he fit the vocal role that George Lucas was looking for. Ongo Bongo on the other hand was cast specifically because he was black, JJ "The Jetplane" Abramski said so himself.
Fuck off Reddit.
>>61927777
nice quads
>>61930549
see
>>61930214
God these plebs cant use their eyes.
>>61930420
>>61930438
Those subtelties as a kid meant I didn't make the connection between WW2 Germany and the empire at all.
This movie could not be MORE ham fisted in it's approach.
I don't mind what they're doing, but to steal the stylistic elements from... nazi's? would a jew dip so low? Of course they would.
>>61924998
>>61925011
>>61924998
>>61925615
>>61925828
>>61929151
>>61930330
>>61930273
>>61929839
please watch the nbombs
Why are you retards buying tickets already?
It's like you want to have a fucking bullet put in your head.
Just wait until it's been out for a day or two and then go see it on a Wednesday afternoon when there will be literally 10 people in the room with you.
OH YEAH, REFREHSING TO SEE SUCH AN ODD COUPLE! A PROUD BLACK MAN AND WHAAAT? A WHITE WOMAN? WOOP WOOP
>>61924886
/sp/ reporting in
>>61930545
>Those are your future doctors, engineers, lawyers, law makers and teachers that are chanting racial songs. let that sink in for a bit.
Good
>>61930488
>>61930551
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/dyssXk4pODE?t=1m
>>61929530
It's possible the skin just needed upkeep or something. By TFA, all the skin on his hand has been removed due to wear or something and since he's a recluse, he can't get it fixed.
I doubt they'll even address it in the film though.
>>61924902
They've fucked up that's what. "The stories" refers to the Jedi which implies that people forgot they even exist. 30000 years and people forgot they existed after like 25 years. Right...
>>61930451
>Rooting for the enemy makes more sense because of "oy vey, goyim! Feel what I want you to feel at the sight of these Nazi-esque antagonists, or else you're an evil antiSemite!"
edgy dood
>>61930213
>judging a 5 second scene that has no sound and no previous knowledge of context
Real enough words for you, dumb retard?
>>61930517
It literally isn't.
>>61930018
i also donate to churches that probably help illegals into this country. the government cant do shit because its a church and not a warehouse.
>>61930586
you antisocial uncultured swine
>>61930129
SWTOR is hit or miss, but Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR I and II) are both must-plays.
Jedi Academy and Republic Commandos are both great games in their own right, and you won't get any plot out of the Battlefront series but fuck me if they aren't a blast to play.
>>61930600
it's a big galaxy
>>61930551
no, it's the song that plays on Bespin when Han gets dunked
>implying a sticky will help
Oh boy, I can't wait for shitstorm when this shit premiers
>>61930582
Hes comfirmed to be in the Episode 8 you retared
Look at the hair on >>61930549
Where does black stormtrooper man have that?
>>61930586
then you have to wait till wed to shitpost about it
>>61930491
JJ Abrams himself said it.
>>61930431
I am praying they remake the prequels. Complete reboot, dump the plot and start over. Keep nothing from the Lucas shitfest.
>>61930407
Literally bread and circuses the youtube clip
>>61930533
I saw TDKR in the exact middle of the front row at an IMAX theater.
My neck was killing me but it was a wild experience and I'd do it again.
>>61930617
Go read Dune, then come back and tell me it isn't.
>>61930495
Never been to an AMC, but based on what you posted, your seats suck.
I have no idea why they're considered "reserved"
This seriously looks like shit.
Im going to the black imax so I can watch the movie by myself
>>61930549
I'll legit be mad.
>be sweaty and out of breath
>be black
and that's how you get called a good actor by sjws
>>61930522
>>61930533
>>61930546
Thanks anons.
Feels good.
>>61930677
downvoted
>>61930645
Would be awesome to get enhanced prequels are something. I have to wonder if there's decent cuts of those films.
>>61930669
Further back the better tbh. I don't like having to move my head during a movie
>>61929046
I just want them to leave me the fuck alone and stop ruining my things. This guy is shoehorned in. Attack the Block was shit. At least the girl is a no-name. But this is the only black guy they could find apparently. Why does everything white people make have to be blacked. Even europe now.
>>61929141
actually, a white person is more likely to fuck your shit up if you're white
>>61930604
>le multi-sided object meme
Even if I wasn't redpilled, I'd probably find the creative bankruptcy they show by just cloning the "OMG EBUL NAZIS" image. It's "Flanderization" of the Flanerized version of the Nazis that we saw in the OT Empire.
>>61930705
Then why go to IMAX you dipshit?
Honestly, the fact that the protagonist is a storm trooper who realizes the bad guys are bad is just fucking stupid. The fact that he turns into a Jedi is even dumber
>>61930669
You've never been there so shut the fuck up dude
STOP FEEDING THE RACSIST
predictions
luke ded
han ded
leia ded
>>61930649
>I saw TDKR in the exact middle of the front row at an IMAX theater.
How big was the guy?
>>61930705
I'm opposite. I like having the screen take up almost my entire field of vision.
>tfw got perfect seats right in the middle halfway up from the screen for opening night 11pm showing
fucking right boys I'm PUMPED
>>61930517
>>61930668
>Dune
>A fallen noble escapes into the desert, is trained by indigenous people while taking advantage of latent messianic elements of their religion to reclaim his house and eventually becomes the thing he was trying to avoid
In what way is Star Wars even remotely close to Dune excluding the fact that a desert planet exists
>>61930635
>>61930549
>>61930214
Are you dumb, HE HAS BLACK HAIR WITH SNOW ON IT, you can even see his dark complexion.
>>61930684
dont forget to flare your nostrils and display your underbite through your gaping munky mouth
>>61930727
Higher resolution screen with better sound
>>61930610
I admitted to those things yeah good job anon! So are you saying you like what you've seen from boyega so far?
>>61930733
I was too busy trying to understand what the fuck he was saying to notice, unfortunately.
>>61930491
>source
http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-7-racially-diverse/
>We wrote these characters but when we went to cast it, one of the things I had felt, having been to the Emmys a couple times — you look around that room and you see the whitest fucking room in the history of time. Its just unbelievably white. And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of color? Like not for sure, and if we can’t find the actors who are great, we shouldn’t, but why don’t we make that effort because it wasn’t written that way and isnt that the cooler version of doing this as opposed to saying ‘this is an urban show’. It fucking kills me when they call something ‘an urban movie’ like its a separate thing, like ‘its that thing over there.’
Now fucking vanish without replying like you coward libs do all the times when your "source" card fails.
>>61930718
>Even if I wasn't redpilled
kek, c'mon man
>>61930749
Do weebs really find that garbage attractive or something?
>>61930748
>11pm
enjoy your spoilers while waiting in line
>>61930683
>>61930214
Its not Chewy, its Fin
>>61924886
/co/ standing by
who
>going to see star wars on the first day so I can shit post on /tv/ about it asap
here?
>>61929636
>the past doesnt affect the present
>>61929999
>Tarkin was really fucking powerful
Tarkin was more or less giving Vader orders in ANH.
>>61930669
Can we all agree this guy is objectively wrong?
>>61930779
seats are reserved so I can walk in anytime dumbass
also it's in IMAX which is perfect
>>61930635
>>61930214
Those long "hairs" are just branch sticks from the background.
>>61930762
If you sit at the back there's no difference.
Picture quality is moot after about the middle since it becomes too far away to notice the sharpness.
Surround sound is lost because it "surrounds" the middle of the room.
>>61930717
That's a misreading of the statistics and a nonsensical position, m8.
Sure, more total white crimes may be done, but the likelihood of a randomly selected black to be a criminal is much higher.
>>61930749
The first part is pretty much what OT Star Wars is, except Luke consciously avoids becoming what he was working against.
>>61930801
France still owes England for the 1066 invasion, tbh.
>>61930668
I have, it's not. It's fucking Hidden Fortress. Lucas even admitted it was a major influence and straight up stole Kurosawa's screen wipes from it.
Does the Tarkin book explain what he was doing during the PT?
>>61929895
I'm actually most excited about this guy and Phasma. I hope he's a ruthless son of a bitch.
>>61930717
>actually, a white person is more likely to fuck your shit up if you're white
http://www.colorofcrime.com/
>"Blacks are statistically 50 times more likely to attack whites than vice versa"
You are right that ultimately the races kill themselves the most but as this study shows blacks have a higher rate of killing whites then the other way when you compare it like that.
>>61925504
The two teasers were much worse.
>pan and zoom on the spaceship
>shaky angled closeups of storm troopers with erratic lighting
>no semblance of tone
>>61928142
it's a vibrolance you fucking pleb
kill yourself
>>61929895
You feel it too don't you?
THE FACT THAT THEY'RE RETCONNING THAT THE REBELS FINALLY WON IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST.
Why not have a happy ending for once??
>>61930874
"no"
>>61930749
>Takes place on a desert planet
>Jedi= Literally the Bene Gesserit
>Protagonist is the one to "bring balance to a force"
>close quartered combat is preferred with space tech additions
>lightsabers vs. knives and forcefields
>Sarlaac = Sandworm
>Rebellion against the evil galactic emperor
>Luke = Paul
>Leia = Alia
>Han = Gurney
>Obi Wan = Thufir
and many more i'm too lazy to list
>>61924684
JUST LET IT IN
>>61930766
I know, you're so stupid you answered your own "question" in your original comment. Then you proceeded to respond to mine trying to sound smart when really you are still just fucking stupid. Good job!
>>61929141
You can go back to reddit anytime kid
>>61930897
weak.
>>61930214
Hmm...
JJ is a really tight ass faggot and we got the final trailer and we still know shit about the movie.
>>61930773
>And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of color?
>literally did it because why not
Some of the most innovative creations of our time have happened because of that level of open mindedness. Meanwhile literal jackasses like you get triggered at the very notion. Go back to your underground bunker and stay there.
>>61930861
>jared taylor
>unironically using WN "stats" as proof
have a better source?
>>61930912
ebin.
>>61930891
End of Jedi was fucking stupid. It was stupid then and it's stupid now.
>Hurr teddy bears helped us destroy another death star and an old faggot died guess we won guise amirite?
>>61930909
Sure as soon as you fuck off JIDF
/v/ reporting in.
Got my tickets and I'm all set to go.
Which of you can I expect to see in the official vidya adaption in November?
Rate my seat picks.
>>61930773
>we shouldn’t, but why don’t we make that effort because it wasn’t written that way and isnt that the cooler version of doing this as opposed to saying ‘this is an urban show’
wow so let's miscast on purpose then
>>61930931
its more hilarious that people believed it was ewoks who killed the emperor and not the last jedi
>>61930942
>buying EA products
KILL YOURSELF
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>>61930818
>If you sit at the back there's no difference.
That would only be true if the distance to screen in IMAX is so much greater than the distance to screen in a standard theater that it loses its resolution advantage. The IMAX theater I go to as actually fairly small in terms of seating; and the screen takes up your periphery in all but the last two rows.
>>61930947
why do so many of u niggas get tickets already?
>>61930834
>France still owes England for the 1066 invasion, tbh.
>comparing the recent past(not even a full lifetime yet) to things that happened almost a thousand years ago.
Also that does not at all say anything about the silly 'IT DIDNT HAPPEN TO YOU PERSONALLY SO IT DOESNT HAVE AN AFFECT' shit that people spew.
>>61930902
Let the dark side slide into you.
>inb4 the nigger beats kylo ren in a lightsaber duel because muh plot armor and muh black people are oppressed
>>61930942
That game is gonna be worse than the movie.
And I don't have particularly high hopes for the movie.
Also
>EA
Kill yourself.
>>61930902
>blue and orange
Oh no oh no
>>61930918
>open mindedness
Wait how the fuck is forced casting based on racial preferences being "open mindedness"? They could have found the perfect actor but if he was white too fucking bad next on line. That isn't fucking being open minded.
>>61926800
Akatsuki
>>61930947
10/10.
Can't really do any better than that.what the fuck is D Box motion code?
>That scene with the X-Wings dogfighting with the TIEs
Okay you know what that was pretty fucking good.
>>61930970
They think it makes them special if they see it at midnight. I remember when I was 15.
>>61930897
>midichlorians = spice
>>61930776
i kekd
>>61930942
>didn't play the beta for free already
>also being a consolecuck
>>61930991
I think it's when your seat rumbles and moves a bit
Screen Cap This
>Anakin's lightsaber is on Jakku
>Kylo is there for it
>Rey gets it somehow
>Finn defects and sees Rey with the Saber
>Tries to warn her but they get spotted anyway
>Rey owns the Falcon and they dip out
>Meet Han and Chewie
>Revelation is that Luke Ran a temple
>It got smashed by the Knights of Ren
>They took Kylo as the Sole Survivor
>Luke Exiles himself
>Rey is to have destiny
>Kylo is Han's son
>Rey is Lukes daughter.
>>61931004
nah
but Storm Troopers are literally Sardaukar
>>61930985
>Like not for sure, and if we can’t find the actors who are great, we shouldn’t, but why don’t we make that effort
It's bullshit, but it's not that level of bullshit, anon. Calm down and step back a bit.
>>61929895
>what's up with JJ trying to cast young people everywhere?
Same reason he cast young people in Star Trek.
Because it appeals to the young hip generation he's producing movies for.
>>61930942
Please don't buy this piece of shit game.
There are so many better fps games out there... Unless you reallyREALLY want Call of Duty in space...
>>61930949
In their mind they find the perfect mixture of a cast, they would never see it like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97PuLYZzTJs
Diversity makes me sick, I think it's because they force feed it to us through our education like it's the best shit ever.
>>61930920
wow you're dumb. stats are stats.
>>61930979
The game is already confirmed to be pretty fun m8.
Not that I would buy any game for 60 dollars though.
>>61930920
They draw the numbers from department of justice statistics you dumb fuck. Jesus Christ you think you faggots would learn with your shitty last ditch source card how many times this blows up in your face.
I felt pretty racist when I found out the black guy is the main main character. I just assumed it was some white guy and I had never seen a toy of the real main character because everyone bought them up.
>>61930834
>but the likelihood of a randomly selected black to be a criminal is much higher.
yes and the victim will usually be another black person, not a white person.
>That's a misreading of the statistics and a nonsensical position, m8.
not at all. The crime data states that the majority of people who kill white people are other white people. and that blue infograph shows that assault interracial assault rates(percentage) ares the same for blacks and whites
>>61930942
>console piece of shit
Kill yourself faggot!
>>61927141
Wouldn't that stormtrooper just explode rather than fall down?
>>61930856
He looks like a "Oh I'm so British" ginger version of Derek Crumplesnatch designed to appeal to Tumblr.
I still like discount Revan/Bane, if only to have a bad guy to root for against the diversity.
>>61930891
THIS.
The old EU had like a decade of warfare to properly re-establish the Republic, and an Imperial Remnant (which they made peace with) survived.
They actually had to introduce new bad guys in the form of the Yuzzahn vong to fuck shit up enough to continue the "grand" story.
>>61930971
Okay, you dumb leftist fucktard.
How about muh Jews, who had 6 million killed in the Shoah? They're better off than they were before they went through that, whereas negro performance is still pretty much a downward trajectory.
Your whole philosophy consists of making excuses.
>>61930995
Yeah, my cynicism was broken by these trailers when I saw X-Wings and TIE Fighters. I geek out for them.
>>61930942
man the beta was garbage
the game was fun but there was no depth and after 30 minutes of it you pretty much get the full experience. Literally a watered down battlefield
I'll admit fighting in the battle of hoth was pretty damn fun but it got old quick
>>61931047
welcome to 2015
>>61931043
It must be bliss to have never played a good video game before, that you think a fucking DICE game in 2015 is good.
Just finished the Plinkett reviews.
Why do you guys hold these in such high regard?
He doesn't even analyze the movies, he just complains.
>>61930979
>>61930968
>they didn't play the beta
It was pretty G.
Plus, it ties into the movie with new battlefields that appear in the film!
How does that not excite you?
>>61925143
That actually looks pretty sick, also THE X-WINGS SHOOT RED!!
>>61931038
>Unless you really REALLY want Call of Duty in space
New Battlefront plays nothing like Cowadooty. At least try playing the game before talking shit about it.
>>61931000
oh. yeah that thing got pretty old. its like pre-ordering games or getting the special edition with some extra tat.
>>61931041
>>61931045
? Jared Taylor has been shown to outright lie about and misrepresent "facts" in the past.
again, do you have a source from someone who isn't trying to push an agenda?
>>61925230
This has long been one of my issues with Star Wars. Magical beings that do huge, world-altering shit would be well known as an established fact by anyone with any connection to the first world (galaxy?) for a long, long, long time.
Yet in Episode IV we have Luke in awe of this shit, and Han -- a well-traveled individual -- not believing in it. It had only been a few decades since magical beings had an active council, were major figures in a war, and a super magical being killed all of them and choked people with his mind in front of lots of other people on a regular basis. This shit wouldn't just be mysteries from the past.
Here we are three decades later, and apparently all this stuff is a rumor? No. Fuck no. This is not enough time for this crap to be forgotten. There are still A LOT of people who lived it. At most you're a couple generations removed.
Happens all over the EU, too.
God, somehow I love the franchise, anyway, but it's stupid.
>>61930718
I just found it humorous how much you inner /pol/ is showing. Deconstructing your thoughts about the new Empire and why it's a little too on the nose (which I agree with) but then admitting you'll still 'root' for them anyway.
>>61931029
>calm down
Oh please I was replying to him(you) don't play the bullshit you mad bro card because my answer contradicts your beliefs.
>>61931028
lol not rly
>>61931000
I bet you wait til videogames have been out for a year before you buy and play them too
>>61931064
>How about muh Jews, who had 6 million killed in the Shoah? They're better off than they were before they went through that, whereas negro performance is still pretty much a downward trajectory.
you're comparing a few years of jewish oppression to the hundreds of years of african american oppression? How does that make sense?
>you dumb leftist fucktard.
nice meme
>>61931093
What part of their numbers come from the department of justice don't you understand you reddit fuck? Your biased source card isn't working here.
>>61931103
This is some advanced level trolling right here. I actually have no idea what the fuck you're talking about or why. Good job, I'm confused.
>>61931065
Worst part is I'm suffering some sort of inner torment.
I bit the red pill hard, I've been biting it for years now, and when I heard about this movie I was doing more of the same.
But it looks *so fucking good*, how the hell am I supposed to ignore all these delicious practical effects and crazy ship-to-ship combat?
>>61931072
>It must be bliss to have never played a good video game before
I have played dozens of online shooters, I have played FPS games for more than 20 years, that's almost certainly longer than you have ever been alive kid.
Battlefront was fun and a breath of fresh air into the stagnant genre. You will probably will never play it anyway.
>>61931080
They always shot red. The Tie Fighters shot green.
>>61931101
My inner /pol/ is the same as my outer /pol/, m8.
>>61931116
>slavery was worse than the holocaust
I'm done.
>>61930942
Are they releasing this on the n64, too?
Has no one noticed how you can easily deduce the plot from the trailer, and how it is almost a carbon copy of the original?
>She's a poor girl living off metal scraps in Tatooine
>One day she finds a lightsaber
>Around that time, renegade Stormtrooper crashes into the planet and meets her
>BTW, Kylo Ren is looking for that lightsaber
>Some action scenes happen
>They meet with Han
>Fly away in the Falcon being chased
>Some plot exposition/Luke cameo whatever fuck it
>Turns out there's gonna be a battle
>X-wing battle scenes
>Forest duel
>Finn dies/is injured
>To be continued
>>61931082
>level up progression system
>instant respawn
>HP regen (bloody screen, so real)
>Extra CASUAL edition NO AMMUNITION/ NO RELOAD TIME.
Okay it's third person CoD with vehicles and hero's, the power ups fill the kill streak part of CoD.
Also it plays WORSE then CoD, the gunplay is literally better in call of duty. It might be more balanced too.
>>61931116
fuck jews
fuck blacks
fuck off
>>61924901
A bunch of cgi shit
>>61931141
>kid
Oh man. Is /tv/ always like this or is it just for this one thread? If I can get my jollies this easily, I might stop by more often.
>>61931133
>you mad
>i'm confused by you proving me wrong
Wow I am seeing all the liberal fallacies come out in this thread.
>>61931054
From X-Wing weapons?
Probably, but that'd be R-rated stuff.
>>61931116
>you're comparing a few years of jewish oppression to the hundreds of years of african american oppression?
Jews have been oppressed for thousands of years goy.
>>61931142
>the holocaust happened
I'm done.
How's everyone's browser holding up? I'm sitting around 500K memory on Firefox right now.
>>61931116
>a few years of jewish oppression
Holy shit you idiot. I don't want to intrude into this racist discussion, but the Jews in Europe have been oppressed for far longer than blacks in the New World. Antisemitism is literally thousands of years old. Even today, Jews are attacked more frequently than Muslims in countries like France.
>>61925054
Every time I see that mask.
>>61930985
Do you know how actual casting calls for roles work? 9 times out of 10 white actors/actresses are picked as priority over black, asian, hispanic, etc with the "was just perfect for the role" excuse pit in use. Your insistence to be upset at this one instance where the production team actively tries to find the best minority actor is needless.
> Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) is Han and Leya's kid
>Luke has no kids unless he fucked his sister
This movie, its so dense
>>61931180
>jews
>oppressed
topgoy
>>61931171
>you mad
That wasn't what I said.
Not even close.
Go home.
For fuck's sake, I'm one of the people in this thread that thinks them going out of their way to find a black actor is bullshit, but you're so stupid and defensive you just lash out at anyone that doesn't nod their stupid head at everything you say. Fuck off, kid.
>>61931197
Do you actually read what Jew Jew Abrams said? Like are you shithead redditors even reading what I am fucking linking you too?
>>61925317
You are thinking about how trailers work for movies that will not make a shit load of money simply by existing.
>>61930942
Battlefront 3 beta was prettyfun
I remember getting Battlefront when Revenge of the Sith had come out and the way it tied in to the movie and connected it with the original trilogy was pretty hype.
I hope Battlefront 3 does as good of a job tying the OT into TFA.
Plus, looking at how bleak this holiday is in vidya, it makes it easy for me to get it as a day 1 buy. Hopefully it helps hold me over until december 18th.
>>61931108
Why would I pay $60 for a game, $40 for a season pass and $10 each for DLC when I can buy all of it for $50 in a year? There's very few games worth buying at launch anymore.
>>61931168
always like this
>>61931197
dumb nigger detected
just admit whites are superior at acting. academy awards have already dunnit, nigger.
>>61931197
>Your insistence to be upset at this one instance where the production team actively tries to find the best minority actor is needless.
Bro, this isn't some fresh IP or B-list series to pull that shit on, this is fucking Star Wars.
>>61930903
My question of why would anyone want to watch boyega and his acting? I don't think either of us answered that one, it's a tough question to answer I know. If you're done shitting up the thread refusing to talk about the actual trailer i'd be glad to have a real discussion with you.
>>61931234
10/10 board. I welcome it with open arms.
ayy it's my good pal jon snow wht are u doign here :D :D :D
>>61929915
He totally did ask for this, and more.
He's a hardcore SJW and is always complaining on twitter and in interviews about not enough forced diversity in films and tv. Like its literally all he talks about every time he opens his mouth, about how there should be more black people in films, more black leads, more blacks in historical films, more blacks in tv shows, blacks blacks blackety black black etc.
>>61931140
Just go along with normie friends, spread Sheev memes and the redpill at the same time, have a good fun laugh time.
>>61931172
I still mourn that gritty war drama the prequels never were. You saw little glimpses of it in Ep 3.
RLM made a good point about it in their third review, where the clones should have been the bad guys, like Orcs in LOTR, and Stormtroopers should have been drafted citizens making huge sacrifices.
>>61931185
I'm just trying to work with what the normies believe to be factual.
Plus I don't doubt muh Jews got BTFO to a certain extent by the nazis.
>It's over Obi Wan...I have the high ground!
AYO HOL UP
>>61931217
You literally have not said a damn thing about what I said was wrong just typing how I need to calm down when I simply answered the other guys question. No one buys your bullshit when liberals lose their arguments they resort to childish bullshit like you are doing.
>>61931153
>level up progression system
Battlefield had that before Call of Duty.
>instant respawn
Common in multiplayer shooters at least since Quake.
>HP regen
Literally copied from Halo.
>NO AMMUNITION/ NO RELOAD TIME.
Call of Duty has ammunition and reload times.
>power ups fill the kill streak part of CoD
The powerups and the vehicles are nothing like the killstreak rewards in CoD. Have you even played Call of Duty at least once?
>gunplay is literally better in call of duty
No.
>>61931038
>comic-con
wow "nerd" culture is getting so disgusting
sounds like he'd remove all white people if he could
>let's just ignore like 95% of fans in US and Euorpe are white because of our little redditcuck convention
you guys are tremendous faggots, you fuckers actually watched a game to catch a fucking 1 minute commercial for star wars?
>>61931023
>I think it's when your seat rumbles and moves a bit
sounds fucking sweet
>>61931225
>I hope Battlefront 3 does as good of a job tying the OT into TFA.
It looks like it has its work cut out for it.
>>61931142
>slavery is the only thing black people have been through in this country
again, think about what you're comparing. You're comparing a few years of jewish oppression to hundreds of years of AA oppression.
>>61931180
>Jews have been oppressed for thousands of years goy.
which jews and where? Was it on and off? How exactly were Jews treated? How hard was it for them to blend in to the dominant society? How hard was it for Jews to make something of themselves under the oppressive European society? Were the Jews ever given any form of reparations? Did they have people helping them get back on their feet?
>>61931189
same question to you
>>61931142
I'm sure you're used to being laughed at with your outter /pol/ too then
>>61931221
Does it matter? You will watch the movie regardless.
>>61931093
you're clearly not interested in learning anything that isn't upvoted on reddit. I'm not even that guy and go fuck yourself you dumb closeminded idiot
>>61931277
I watched both because I'm alpha as fuck, fuck off back to /b/ you neckbeard virgin
>>61930444
>gets killed off irl
fixed
So is Kylo force sensitive or not?
>>61931140
Maybe it's time we accepted the little bit of mainstream-ness in all of us.
I love Star Wars. I even love the stupid, moronic parts. I can't and won't defend them, but I love it anyway.
>>61931297
Nope. I had no urge to buy a ticket. If I watch this it will be a yiffy rip.
>>61925368
>droid hand
>cloke
>r2-d2
Could be anyone.
>>61931251
>Just go along with normie friends, spread Sheev memes and the redpill at the same time, have a good fun laugh time.
That's actually what I've finally realized.
All the butthurt in the world won't change the movie, and since it actually looks real good I might as well fall in love with it.
>>61931258
>You literally have not said a damn thing about what I said was wrong
Because I'm not arguing with you? I'm not saying you're wrong. I posted what I did just so you know that JJ said the casting decision wasn't 100% because he was black.
That's all I said, retard. I'm not the dude you're arguing with.
>liberal
>childish bullshit
But seriously, go grab a beer, wank one out, and calm down, you're lashing out like a little faggot on /v/ right now.
>>61930214
>>61930214
Just a reminder that Fin Dies.
>>61931285
>which jews and where?
The vast majority of Jews living in Christian and Islamic empires. Before that Jews living under Roman, Persian and Babylonian rule.
>>61924684
The villain feels and SOUNDS like such an tryhard edgelord
Where is muh James Earl Jones
Casting killed this thing before it was even launched, Harrison Ford can save this thing himself...
>>61931265
Quake = good game
All those other games you listed = bad games.
Battlefront mainly takes elements from BAD GAMES and takes them into an even worse engine. I will give you one thing though the game looks very pretty and as an arcade experience wouldn't be too bad.
I like competitive games though, AND more importantly finished games that actually run on my computer, instead of crashing over and over again.
>>61931038
>were totally not racist
>were going out of our way to appease all races
>the reason this movie bombed is because of racist white america not accepting the superior bbc actors.
I hate hollywood. I want that fucking place to fall in the ocean now.
>>61931310
>So is Kylo force sensitive or not?
What do you mean?
>>61931225
Why does that energy gun have a fucking charging handle?
And I'm not talking about batteries, here.
>>61931343
he can? well that's good that he's in it then
>>61931327
>randomly arguing with me about how I need to calm down after I give a calm answer to someone you claim to disagree with
Like it's sad that you think anyone buys this bullshit. The moment a liberal loses an argument right to fallacies and misdirection all the bullshit you are doing now.
>>61931362
Do you know what force sensitive means?
>>61931333
>Finn dies
>Is replaced by a white guy
DESTICKIED
>>61931282
>I think it's when your seat rumbles and moves a bit
>sounds fucking sweet
>laughing-kkk-man-eating-broccoli-from-thai-take-out-box-with-chopsticks.jpg
>>61928483
much anger I sense in her
like her father
>>61931126
again, he has been shown manipulating numbers in the past before. Screaming 'DOJ STATS' doesn't and wont change this. Again, I ask you for a non-biased source.
>>61931300
>you're clearly not interested in learning anything
I dont mind learning things. I just want to make sure what I'm learning is not bullshit. I wouldn't take sources from feminist or black nationalist sites either.
>>61931367
I mean can he use the force. Rumor was it that he couldn't but this trailer kind of heavily implies he can.
>>61931350
>I like competitive games
Why play a dead game like Quake then?
>>61931285
>The first clear examples of anti-Jewish sentiment can be traced back to Alexandria in the 3rd century BCE.[43] Alexandria was home to the largest Jewish diaspora community in the world at the time and the Septuagint, a Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible, was produced there. Manetho, an Egyptian priest and historian of that era, wrote scathingly of the Jews.
>During the Middle Ages in Europe there was persecution against Jews in many places, with blood libels, expulsions, forced conversions and massacres. A main justification of prejudice against Jews in Europe was religious.
>The persecution hit its first peak during the Crusades. In the First Crusade (1096) hundreds or even thousands of Jews were killed as the crusaders arrived.[115] This was the first major outbreak of anti-Jewish violence Christian Europe outside Spain and was cited by Zionists in the 19th century as indicating the need for a state of Israel
>During the mid-to-late 17th century the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth was devastated by several conflicts, in which the Commonwealth lost over a third of its population (over 3 million people), and Jewish losses were counted in the hundreds of thousands. The first of these conflicts was the Khmelnytsky Uprising, when Bohdan Khmelnytsky's supporters massacred tens of thousands of Jews in the eastern and southern areas he controlled (today's Ukraine). The precise number of dead may never be known, but the decrease of the Jewish population during that period is estimated at 100,000 to 200,000, which also includes emigration, deaths from diseases and captivity in the Ottoman Empire, called jasyr.
>A pogrom is a violent riot aimed at massacre or persecution of an ethnic or religious group, particularly one aimed at Jews.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogrom
Jews are literally the most persecuted people in Western history.
There is no reason for the black stormtrooper (implying such a thing exists in the original trilogy) to join the rebel faction other than to progress what is perversely called the plot.
If you were in the air force and your plane was shot down fighting ISIS or whatever, you wouldn't join up with them after being in the desert for like 3 days, its an assinine assumption and piss-poor logic.
If you were a stormtrooper, you probably have buts in your squad, you drink together, gossip, gamble whatever. You wouldnt leave all that shit behind at the drop of a hat to join the a rebellion.
It's going to be shit from the beginning and make no logical sense. It's a still appeal to the nostalgia-bait 20-30 yr olds who will go and take their kids to see it.
Truely sickening.
>>61931382
>Do you know what force sensitive means?
No but i a, sure you are about to tell me so i'll just wait before googling it up :D
>>61931353
Yup.
http://www.etonline.com/news/174229_miley_cyrus_dons_thong_leotard_to_celebrate_james_franco_bar_mitzvah/
>>61931383
11/10 troll by JJ "Jumpin Jiggaboos" Abrams.
>>61931388
Too soon.
>>61931341
>The villain feels and SOUNDS like such an tryhard edgelord
That's because he literally is a tryhard edgelord.
Did you even read what the First Order is, or is inspired by?
ONE LAST TIME BEFORE WE GO
JUST
>>61931418
The link to the actual stats are in the article you dumb redditor fuck. Are you saying the DOJ lies?
>in b4 wishy washy non answer
>>61931374
Okay, kid.
>>61931282
Like those 4D movies at amusement parks.
>>61931383
>>61931436
>Finn dies
>Is replaced by a white guy
>He's a dashing blonde with a go-getter attitude
>>61931251
>the clones should have been the bad guys
The real tragedy of the prequels is they had a glimmer of brilliance here - the clones, in a sense, WERE the bad guys all along - because they were all pawns of Palpatine. The Republic they fought to protect no longer existed.
Lucas didn't bother exploring that, in favor of MUH PURE GOOD VS PURE EVIL
>>61931418
>someone spoonfeed me I am too dumb to live
if you're interested look it up
>>61931457
>kid
>u mad
>i'm so confused bro you owning me makes no sense im confused
Next you are going to say you are a puppet master manipulating me.
>>61931488
Okay, kid.
>>61931488
>iwaspretendingtoberetarded.png
>>61931430
>It's going to be shit from the beginning and make no logical sense
Welcome to JJ Abrams movies.
>>61925054
MASKED MAN
>>61927055
how can people see THIS and not be hyped by the dogfights alone? Like Jesus...does anyone remember what Star Wars was? It was a wonky space western meets Japanese samurai romp with a dog man, a space cowboy and some other people fighting evil and shit. It's not The Godfather...it's supposed to be fun.
>>61931507
>yo bro totally not a liberal I agree with you but i'm getting so defensive and bent out of shape event though I agree with you bro
>>61930942
>PS4
>XBONE
full pleb
>>61931546
Okay, kid.
>>61931533
>it's supposed to be fun
apparently that gets harder to comprehend as one gets older and more seeped in their escapism bullshit. It has to be just so or all bets are off. Fortunately most the posters here are contrarians and will be watching the movie in some way so it serves them no good to bitch about ultimately pointless things.
>>61931533
I'm pretty stoked.
>>61931557
>yo bro I totally agree with you you are confused and you don't get it but I am being so bitchy now but I agree with you i'm not a liberal
You must be so annoyed you can't downvote me with 20 sock puppet accounts and bury my posts. Admit it.
>>61931622
Okay, kid.
>>61928981
Pittsburgh is a shithole
>>61928991
>>61928887
token you're black you can use a lightsaber
>>61931425
I play Counter Strike now, cause as you said Quake is dead :'(.
Looking for a new fun FPS though, the new Blizzard one maybe.
>>61931622
Okay, kid.
>>61931635
>>61931651
C'mon admit it!
>>61931334
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_under_Muslim_rule
>During waves of persecution in Medieval Europe, many Jews found refuge in Muslim lands.[2]
>For instance, Jews expelled from the Iberian Peninsula were invited to settle in various parts of the Ottoman Empire, where they would often form a prosperous model minority of merchants acting as intermediaries for their Muslim rulers.
>During the Middle Ages, Jewish people under Muslim rule experienced tolerance and integration
it doesnt seem like shit got bad for them until later
>In 1656, all Jews were expelled from Isfahan because of the common belief of their impurity and forced to convert to Islam.
And who are we comparing these people too? Ashkenazi Jews? Sephardi Jews
>>61931429
violence is not exactly oppression, it's more like one of the many arms or a tool of oppression. also that does not answer many of the insanely important questions I asked.
I'm completely aware of the violence faced by Jewish people but that does not tell us the whole story, or anythign close to it.
>>61931670
Okay, kid.
>>61931692
admit it
>>61931717
Okay, kid.
>>61927247
This actually seems kind of cool for a plot story/character, he got drafted into the empire but as we can see he's a chicken (About to fight kylo but steps back in fear) he doesn't seem like a confident character, so theres room for him to grow as character and change.
>>61931622
>You must be so annoyed you can't downvote me with 20 sock puppet accounts and bury my posts.
I'm pretty sure TFA did that to you well enough. Which is why you are here.
>>61928068
First thing that passed through my mind seeing this scene
>>61931429
>everybody else is the problem
Fuck off shlomo.
>>61931743
admit it
EVOLUTION OF THESE STICKIES:
>Why the fuck is there a sticky
>Guise I'm so fucking hyped
>IT'S ON RIGHT NOW
>THAT WAS SHIT
>I bought my tickets already
>Fucking Jews
>>61931798
Okay, kid.
>>61930346
Probably a bad time to wear a flammable cape.
>>61931804
you forgot cuckposting
>>61930346
looks like they picked the wrong day to quit smoking
>>61931671
>From the 9th century CE, the medieval Islamic world classified Jews (and Christians) as dhimmi, and allowed Jews to practice their religion more freely than they could do in medieval Christian Europe.
The Muslims considered Jews to be dhimmi, which meant higher taxes and lower social status. This was an actual Jim Crow-style society, and this is the BEST they had it during the Middle Ages.
>violence is not exactly oppression
What a fatuous remark. Blacks had it worse than Jews because they were only murdered and lived under the constant threat of being murdered instead of being kept as slaves?
>also that does not answer many of the insanely important questions I asked.
You're not going to get a detailed response to every single point you brought up on a message board. I have no intention of writing an essay about the Jewish diaspora. You were wrong, and now you're simply asking me to back up my point with more evidence rather than debunking what I posting.
>>61930220
What do you mean no? ROTJ was indeed directed by Lucas...
>>61931809
admit it
>>61931970
Okay, kid.
>>61929783
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_University_of_Oklahoma_Sigma_Alpha_Epsilon_racism_incident
really nig?
>>61931932
he said rotj was lucas u fucking faggot
This sticky is a fucking mess. What was /tv/ like when Episode III was released?
>>61931978
admit it
>>61931932
It was directed by Richard Marquand. Lucas produced and wrote it, and he's arguably the auteur, but he didn't direct it, officially.
>>61932085
you're too young to understand, underage b& please mods mods mods ....
>>61932094
Okay, kid.
>As the TIE fighters make another pass, Rey, Finn, and BB-8 retreat under heavy fire to Rey's transport - the constantly in need of repair - Millennium Falcon.
>While the fighters bank outside of town for another pass, Rey heads to the cockpit and spins up the engines, routinely hitting the wall when the lights begin to flutter.
le ebin homages!!
>>61932085
Nonexistent. /tv/ didn't arrive until 2006.
>>61932136
admit it
>starts off with Poe being chased near Jakku in his X-wing with BB-8
>He lands on Jakku, it's evident that he has something of importance
>he hides it inside BB-8
>First order lands at a nearby village, torches the place and massacres almost everybody
>stormtroopers find Poe, take him prisoner
>on the Finalizer, Poe is interrogated. Kylo knows his home planet was blown up by the Starkiller.
>Meanwhile, Finn is traumatized by what happened at the village, decides to go AWOL
>Can't pilot a TIE, needs someone who can
>steals Poe, the two escape after a lengthy chase/shootout
>shot down over Jakku
continue?
>>61932187
Okay, kid.
>>61931922
>rather than debunking what I posting.
there is nothing to debunk, hothead. I never denied that jews were oppressed. All I'm doing is asking questions so this conversation stays honest and we dont have a 'Japanese rebuilt tokyo' situation here.
>This was an actual Jim Crow-style society, and this is the BEST they had it during the Middle Ages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhimmi
>According to scholars, dhimmis had their rights fully protected in their communities, but as citizens in the Islamic state, had certain restrictions,[3] and it was obligatory for them to pay the jizya tax.[4] Dhimmis were excluded from specific duties assigned to Muslims, and did not enjoy certain political rights reserved for Muslims, but were otherwise equal under the laws of property, contract, and obligation.[5]
Doesn't really sound too much like Jim Crow tbh, aside from the political rights(dont know what they include).
> In the Mamluk Egypt, where non-Mamluk Muslims were not allowed to ride horses and camels, dhimmis were prohibited even from riding donkeys inside cities.[87] Sometimes, Muslim rulers issued regulations requiring dhimmis to attach distinctive signs to their houses.[88]
>Most of the restrictions were social and symbolic in nature,[60] and a pattern of stricter, then more lax, enforcement developed over time.[61] The major financial disabilities of the dhimmi were the jizya poll tax and the fact dhimmis and Muslims could not inherit from each other.[60] That would create an incentive to convert if someone from the family had already converted.[59] The jurists and scholars of Islamic sharia law called for humane treatment of the dhimmis.[89]
>Blacks had it worse than Jews because they were only murdered and lived under the constant threat of being murdered instead of being kept as slaves?
That's not what I was saying. Saying 'here's jewish oppression, look at the violence jews faced' doest really tell us much about the (1/2)
>>61932198
admit it
>>61932256
Okay, kid.
>>61931922
actualy oppression they faced. I can bring up anti-asian or anti-black riots through american history but that doesn't really tell you much about what the group went through as far as oppression goes.
>You're not going to get a detailed response to every single point you brought up on a message board
I'm not asking for a detailed response, just an answer to a few basic and very important questions.
>Blacks had it worse than Jews because they were only murdered
also this isn't really a 'who had it worst' competition, it's about if the two groups are comparable(even though jews aren't really a single group of people with just one history).
>>61932211
>Doesn't really sound too much like Jim Crow tbh
You're right, blacks weren't taxed more under Jim Crow and they were legally allowed to serve in public office. And like I said, this lower status is an example of the Jews being treated humanely. This isn't a counterexample to Jewish oppression, it's an example of a more mild form of oppression.
>>61932283
admit it
>>61932350
Okay, kid.
>>61932357
admit it
>>61932385
Okay, kid.
>>61932397
admit it
>>61932409
Okay, kid.
>>61932453
admit it
>>61932474
Okay, kid.
>>61932286
>look at the violence jews faced' doest really tell us much about the actualy oppression they faced.
It sort-of does, actually. Being under the constant threat of pogroms, especially after every Easter Sunday, does imply a form of oppression that's unimaginable to us in the modern Western world. They lived under constant threat of being murdered, WITH the sanction of the state. Literally millions of murders over thousands of years culminating in one of the largest mass genocides in human history.
>just an answer to a few basic and very important questions.
Do you want a detailed history of the Ghettos in Vienna? Of the Jews being spat at on the streets, murdered by Christians Crusaders, and forced to convert? I would advise starting here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghetto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogrom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_diaspora
The subject is vast enough to require entire books to detail. If want me to talk about it you're going to have to ask more specific questions.
>>61932493
admit it
>>61932520
Admit, kid.
>>61932520
Okay, kid.
>>61932543
admit it
>>61932573
Okay, kid.
>>61932573
Okay, kid.
i dunno why im not one to get one into the whole race semantics bullshit but as a black kid, the trailer made me tear up, i see me, i see jedi
>>61932586
>>61932610
admit it
>Han takes a closer look at the saber and ignites it, confirming that it is in fact Luke's old lightsaber (the one that was actually Anakin's, given to Luke, lost on Bespin. Finn is drawn to the blue light of the sword while Rey finds it disturbing.
>Maz tells them of how the saber belonged to Luke, but was lost and then found. She tells of Luke’s Jedi Temple and how it was destroyed by a mysterious band of dark warriors known as the Knights of Ren. She shows a vision of Kylo and Ren at the academy, and how Kylo was taken by the warriors, but Ren was hidden and Maz recovered the sword. She shows Luke, saddened, leaving into exile. And the vision is interrupted...
>Disturbed by the images and experience, Rey departs and Finn starts to go after her, but Han tells him to let her go. Maz is filled with conviction that she now knows the destiny of the saber and the significance of Rey’s path.
>>61932663
Okay, kid.
>>61932691
admit it
>>61932663
>>61932610
>>61932573
>>61932543
>>61932520
>>61932493
>>61932474
>>61932453
>>61932409
>>61932397
>>61932385
>>61932357
>>61932350
>>61932283
>>61932256
>>61932198
>>61932187
>>61932136
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Mods plz ban.
>>61932726
Okay, kid.
>>61927537
fucking this, luke confirmed petraeUSED
>>61932508
>It sort-of does, actually. Being under the constant threat of pogroms, especially after every Easter Sunday, does imply a form of oppression that's unimaginable to us in the modern Western world. They lived under constant threat of being murdered, WITH the sanction of the state. Literally millions of murders over thousands of years culminating in one of the largest mass genocides in human history.
like I said, violence is just an arm or a tool of oppression. I'm not denying that it's connected but I am denying that it is oppression itself.
>If want me to talk about it you're going to have to ask more specific questions.
>which jews and where? Was it on and off? How exactly were Jews treated? How hard was it for them to blend in to the dominant society? How hard was it for Jews to make something of themselves under the oppressive European society? Were the Jews ever given any form of reparations? Did they have people helping them get back on their feet?
Thanks for the links
>Do you want a detailed history of the Ghettos in Vienna? Of the Jews being spat at on the streets, murdered by Christians Crusaders, and forced to convert?
I'm interested in their oppression but also other things that happened to them(after all this is about of the two groups are comparable). Like were they ever given reparations and if people helped them get back on their feet.
Did find something interesting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghetto
>Jewish ghettos in Europe existed because Jews were viewed as alien due to their non-Christian beliefs in a Christian environment.[citation needed]
How much of the Jewish oppression has been religious based and how much has been racially based?
I did read this
>. However, in some cases discrimination continues after conversion, as in the case of Christianized Marranos or Iberian Jews in the late 15th century and 16th century who were suspected of secretly practising Judaism or Jewish customs.[43]
but as it says
>in SOME
I will have the last post in the epic sticky.
>>61932979
Okay
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Thanks.
>>61933165
poop skin
>>61933177
Cuck.
>>61933228
Okay, kid.
>311,519 views
HAHAHHA Pathetic. No one gives a fuck.
>>61933245
It's not nice to put yourself down like that
>>61932969
It's worth noting that this conversation started because you suggested that Jewish oppression was something that only occurred for a few years prior to the Holocaust. I don't really have the energy or the will to detail everything I know about the subject, which is why I post those links in order to give the opportunity to educate yourself.
>but I am denying that it is oppression itself.
Whether or not murder is oppression in the strictest sense, you can't deny that living under the constant threat of being murdered is massively oppressive.
> Like were they ever given reparations and if people helped them get back on their feet.
The land grab in Israel/Palestine was basically their reparation. The whole world looked the other way as they took back their ancient homeland after the Holocaust.
>How much of the Jewish oppression has been religious based and how much has been racially based?
Would that change the abhorrent nature of the oppression? Racial, ethnic, and religious maltreatment are often interlinked in ways that many historians have trouble parsing, but that doesn't change the nature of the oppression. Being killed for being black isn't any worse than being killed for being ethnically or religiously Jewish.
>>61933245
Look at the number of likes. It's been at around 300,000 views for hours, and Youtube videos with that many likes typically have millions of views. Youtube's algorithm just hasn't counted the views yet.
>>61926280
Han Solo gave it to him.
>>61932736
admit it
>>61933425
Okay, kiddo.
>>61926610
It won't even make as much as Jurassic World.
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