/sug/ - Steven Universe General
This show destroyed my life Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Reminder that it's Steven fault that Peridot tried to kill the him and the CGs.
Post Peri getting assfucked
Daterape here:
so, i have an outline for my new planned multi-part full prose half-smut half-story steven universe fanfiction.
im trying to make another really good, successful story that actually compares to my best my little pony story.
who wants to see the outline?
Lapis Lazuli
I want so badly to feel okay again
Post RubyxSapphire?
>>755124
i miss secret
>>755121
fuck off daterape no one wants to read your shitty futa fetish fics
make a non futa jasper x reader fic and you will get my respect
>>755121
>daterape
>pone
Fuck off
>>755121
let me hear it
>>755135
>>755166
nth for pearl abomination
>>755176
>>755135
Here you go.
>>755121
Yeah sure, is it ntr stuff?
>>755185
Love you /sug/
Even when you show your faults
>>755135
my favorite pic of them
>>755145
>hate futa
>non-futa jasper
whats the point? whats the fucking point you vanilla normie? futa is literally the best fetish ever.
>>755156
pone is great and is where i got most of my writing practice and notice as a writer. also maud is a perfect pony.
>>755190
not this new one, i have at least 2 with jasper/ruby/sapphire, though that are NTR.
>>755160
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gwlk3cUOzXtc8LsFTJygwUtzT-ZnXfkyp9-FwkMGxiU/edit?usp=sharing
>>755199
thanks anon, I like it
>>755213
>liking futa
gtfo you fucking cancerous faggot go back to /b/ where you belong
Looking for me, PIZZA Steven Universe?
>>755213
I literally don't understand anything you just said. My autism filter blocked out all pone related shit.
>>755216
>>755253
>>755232
>not liking futa
Fag
>>755213
add peri-cherry
>>755271
well excuse me for not wanting a dick in my ass
>>755232
its objectivly the best fetish, get over it you repressed fag. if you hate futa its because you are a closet faggot who can't accept you like cock, you also probably have a small dick complex and the thought of a girl having a bigger dick than you is scary to you, and thats why you dont like it.
>>755243
PERFECT
E
R
F
E
C
T
>>755269
>>755213
> futa is literally the best fetish ever.
Get off my thread NOW
>>755287
>>755297
may not be RubyxSapphire but I love this one so much
>>755102
Wait, you're MtF, right? There's so many futafags here that you could just send them pictures for money and then you'll have enough for your hormones or whatever.
>>755295
hows that small dick, mr. 7th grader?
>>755319
>>755310
>>755324
I have to agree with him anon futa is worst fetish
This thread so far
>>755319
bonus round
Could you handle her, /sug/?
>>755349
daw. that cute
>>755324
These are literally girls with gigantic dicks drawn over their genitals, if you think this is the best fetish you should think about suicide you fucking horseshit
>>755366
Why would I want to?
>>755197
fuck you
>>755371
let's get spicy here
>>755345
>every thread so far
FTFY
>>755316
I've thought about camwhoring or becoming a prostitute for money before. I'm way to shy for that kinda shit though, and have to much pride.
>>755377
whats wrong with gigantic dicks?
and i should kill myself for liking girls with dicks? what about my lust of horse cocks and mare pussy?
>>755424
it's always a mixture of sexual frustration and sexual content
>>755438
Yeah, you should definitely kill yourself for all that.
>>755426
I'd pay if I was in commiefornia with you. I need a qt transgf to watch SU with.
Quick, who's best gem
>>755460
horse genitals > literally every other kind
>>755461
Pearl is best gem and why would you pay me I just want a SU watching bf to share my time with fuck
The first episode of the Stevenbomb is up
>>755472
my taste > your taste
>>755484
got a link, nigger?
>>755477
I respect your opinion. BadPearl is best Pearl. And I am very much okay with being that person.
>>755477
> Pearl is best gem
You got that right.
>>755501
Check my ass ;)
>>755472
For a horse, maybe. The genitals of all animals are specifically adapted to best suit their needs. Horses can't get into crazy positions like humans, so they have giant dicks. Hell, some whales have dicks the size of humans because it's hard to mate underwater. My point is, horsecocks aren't for humans for a good reason.
>>755484
I checked, it ends with Steven going back to normal because the cookie cat cake reminded him of when he was 12 (at the beginning of the show when he ate the cookie cats)
So now he's 12 and Connie's 13
>You will never feel Pearls fangs gently poke your cock
>>755484
POIDH
>>755366
no
>>755484
>>755531
>Never feel Pearls fangs
>never have a qt trans gf to watch SU with and accept fugg
why live
>>755528
The first ep is The Answer not Steven's Birthday. I just owned you how does it feel faggot nerd?
>>755135
>>755477
Damn straight. It's a shame I like pussy too much to go out with you.
>>755549
Then the leaker got Steven's Birthday before The Answer.
>>755366
>tfw legit 11"x7
it would still barley even do anything
>>755520
horsecocks dont look very good on humans, no. but they look perfect on anything with fur and hooves. furries, mostly.
anthros can have the giant cocks of horses and do any position a human can do. they are truly
the best species.
>>755559
faggot, your dick cant tell the difference between a boy's and girl's asshole.
>>755477
pics of boypussy?
>>755565
That doesn't make sense I just pwned you again how does it feel bitch nerd?
>>755548
>trans gf
So a man who cut off his penis?
>>755579
daterape pls you are not making life good for yourself here or when we make our triumphant return to /co/
>>755589
not all mtfs are post-op, and 'man' and 'male' are related but not identical concepts.
If an episode did leak can someone post it already, I can't take this any longer.
>>755589
>implying some of us don't keep it to use on faggots who like us
>>755589
/sug/ this post has officially been marked as b8. Proceed with caution, any replies to tagged post will be considered samefagging for attention.
>>755579
>dicks don't have sexual preference!
nope
>>755614
>she tops
Oh my God booking a ticket to Cali right now
https://kat.cr/steven-universe-the-answers-t11809751.html
Someone brave enough to check it? It's the apparent leak.
>>755632
it's a star wars download spam
>>755579
>your dick cant tell the difference between a boy's and a girl's asshole
Yeah, but my brain can you fucking faggot. I'd get hard, sure, but that doesn't mean I'll enjoy the experience.
>>755620
they look equally good on guys and girls.
>>755614
Aren't girls with peepee's just men?
>>755632
>https://kat.cr/steven-universe-the-answers-t11809751.html
>Star Wars AoR Strongholds of Resistance
funny
>>755648
there are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits
>>755655
This isn't true. Hormone replacement therapy changes the body's sexual maintenance cycle, quite literally turning the person into a sex hybrid.
>>755648
Nice reference to the last thread, but to answer your question: they are men; their brains are just so fucked that they've conditioned themselves to think they aren't.
>>755644
>I CANT ENJOY THIS TIGHT WARM HOLE BECAUSE ITS A GUY!
>IT LITERALLY WOULDN'T BE ANY DIFFERENT IF IT WAS A GIRL, BUT IM JUST A PICKY FAGGOT LIKE THAT!
you deserve to be repressed, nigger.
Sorry anyone who doesn't want to have the thread argue about trannys. My bad.
>>755213
I love it Daterape. I really hope you write it.
>>755674
You can heat treat an Ethiopian Opal to look like an Australian Black Opal but at the end of the day it's still just a treated Ethiopian Opal
> Stevenbomb next fucking week
> /trash/ is our home
> entire board is ponyshit, yiffing and now guro
> this is obviously a play at an ironic punishment, but I can't imagine why beyond the mods just being cunts
This is really disgraceful when you think about it. Doesn't matter if we burn through generals, everything gets deleted eventually, shit.
>>755701
Nah you're fine. I still love you tranon
>>755704
thats good, but this thing will be a minimum of 10,000 words, so it will take a long time to write, my biggest, most successful story, 'sparkle family secrets' is 30K words and took me a year to write, but at least 8 months were just not writing anything.
i kind of feel like writing pony porn again, thats always fun.
>>755705
> still just a treated Ethiopian Opal
Which isn't an Australian black or an Ethiopian. It's a new thing entirely. Yes you can trace its lineage but that doesn't mean it hasn't changed.
If someone has female secondary sex traits and male primary sex traits, you can't call that male. It'd be incorrect.
>>755742
Everyone in the opal industry would disagree with you
>>755701
Oh please, half of them are trolls anyway.
>>755735
Hey man, you can't rush good porn. I can't wait, you do what you want to. Just let us know when you finish.
Actually do you have a pastabin or something in case I do miss when you are finished?
>>755509
pls
How do you think the Gems view Earth religion?
>>755799
Whatever Poil said to Steven when he was talking about Sneople pretty much sums it up.
>>755799
The crystal gems are Mormons, homeworld gems are Catholic.
Hey. Before you shit on me know I already feel dirty all over for asking but, is there a reddit version of /soc/?
I've pretty much given up there and I'm still really fucking lonely. And I don't know how to navigate that normie reddit shit
>>755799
There might not be, what with all the AU and such. In any way, most would probably worship gems from the old world
>>755771
So you could sell a treated Ethiopian Opal to someone who wanted a regular one?
>>755799
I can confirm Jesus was an okay guy but I don't remember anything really after all the wine, steven. Where he got so much is still a mystery to me.
>>755788
i prefer people to read my stuff on AO3
but i have both.
>http://pastebin.com/u/ipwnlocks
>http://archiveofourown.org/users/Ipwnlocks/works
>>755794
We can cuddle, watch the Stevenbomb together, gush on lore and shit and then fuck like animals.
That's all I really want from life anyways.
>>755843
I'm down lets do it
>>755829
Tons of sellers on ebay do just that, especially sellers from Thailand.
>>755799
http://pastebin.com/P6rHM9Uv
>>755820
https://www.reddit.com/r/foreveralone
Good luck getting alone with em, redditors are a different breed. Could never really be friends with any myself.
>>755863
Yeah I'd usually never ask this but would be down to contact outside of /sug/ via kik/email/whatever the fuck you want? You actually seem pretty dope.
sad anon here
got any sad stuff
I DOWNLOADED IT
IT'S A SNUFF FLIM
>>755908
Rad
>>755644
So what you're saying is that it's a superficial social issue that doesn't even matter to your body biologically and the only reason you're being such a faggot about it is because society told you you should.
>>755907
lapis.
now go away
>>755835
>don't remember anything after all the wine
I kek'd, but the Wedding at Cana was Jesus' first miracle. All the other cool things he did were after that (at least according to John, I'm too lazy to check if the other Gospels structure it the same way).
>>755820
>true love bloomed in fucking /sug/ today
And they say we're nothing but shitposters
>We will never get to see Mr. Mahaswaren operating operationally in operational operations
>>755908
what ?
>>755935
>true love
>>755936
Because he's spying on the crystal gems.
But that won't be revealed yet
>>755135
>>755799
Since the language we speak is apparently based on Gem language, is our religion based on misinterpretation of Gem powers?
>>755990
fuck off autismo
>>755919
Doesn't matter what society says, I just don't like dick. The same can be said for fatties; I'll get hard but I won't enjoy the experience. Why? Because I don't like fatties. A man can get hard to just about anything; even if he's being forced to have sex.
Now go back to tumblr, faggot. I like pussy and I'm not ashamed.
>>755997
That'd be a pretty interesting way to finally involve the government to see how they feel about Gems tbqh, plus it would drive a rift between Connie and Steven, even if she didn't know about it.
>>756013
I can take Athena as being based on Rose
>>755887
made it about 12 seconds before I had to leave. I'd rather be alone.
thanks tho
>>756018
eat a dick
where's the leak you fucking rejects
>>755820
r9k
it's here
just don't mention your gender
>>755887
>first thread on top is "I think I'm going to kill myself"
kek
when will garnet tell pearl it's ok?
will pearl get the shit kicked out of her by ruby?
>>755904
[email protected]
>>755509
anything referencing anything i like is cringe
fuck who ever made this
>>755701
Re posting from last thread since it was after new thread was up.
Are you the trans anon who's skype friend cut them out of their lives because they disagreed with them about cross dressing Steven having anything to do with gender identity.
>>756049
can't
too busy fucking your mom
>>755717
I don't understand how it would be any more respectable to be a grown man posting on a cartoon board.
At least here you can't lie to yourself that you've hit rock bottom
>>756096
you might want to delete this asap, but email sent
>>756032
I've tried that idea before and I failed. Even I read it and agreed with my critics that I didn't pull it off right, but maybe there isn't a good way to pull it off. I've toyed with the idea and now I realized that involving the government raises a whole lot of questions that the show never answers.
>Why didn't NORAD pick up Poil's spaceship when it clearly isn't designed for stealth?
>Where to the Gems get money to pay taxes?
>Why doesn't Steven get visited by the truancy officer?
>>756078
the girl the OP was talking to was a feminist STEM student and told him to fuck off because he tried to make a decent conversation happen
>>756158
I'll enjoy the ride.
>>756096
hope you're accepting unsolicited dick picks and great deals on coach purses!!!!!
>>756125
Yeah actually. We're talking again though.
What kind of music does Jasper listen to?
>>756096
>esquire
hehehe, who's my laffy saphhy?
>>756203
old rock
>>756183
Same here
>>756183
Im proud of you guys.
I think.
this thread is shit
>>756203
She was on Earth for less than an hour. I don't think she had enough time to take it in.
I know she was on Earth during Rose's Rebellion, but the music back then is lost to history and probably didn't sound too good.
>>756220
Someone needs to feed that Steven!
>The lewd gem then twisted the nipple, of the gem who was a cripple
Should I continue? I got like 75 lines so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB0dHXhaqqY
All I want to do
Is help you turn into
A Super Saiyan
A Super Saiyan
All I want to be
Is a dad who gets to see
A Super Saiyan
Oh I know it will be great
I just can't wait
To see your golden hair, spiked and glowing
Let out your rage
Just break out of your cage
Because you are
At least half Saiyan
Your power will rise like never before
Just tap into the power deep in your core
It's waiting for you
For you to turn into
A Super Saiyan
A Super Saiyan
All I want to do
Is help you turn into
A Super Saiyan
A Super Saiyan
>>756243
That honestly killed me
T4S still has the juice
>>756197
>>756232
In my AU Malachite is present when Dethklok records their underwater album
>>756203
Whalesong.
>>756241
is this an erotic gem poem?
Yes of course you should continue, friend.
>>756220
>those hands
everytime
>>756285
Not a poem, just one rhyme I added in.
It's RubyXSapphire lewd with Ruby having two broken legs and a broken arm.
>>756211
It's a throwback to a waaaay old profile I had. Please don't judge.
>>756304
>Not a poem, just one rhyme I added in.
well rewrite the rest in poem form and then post it please.
>>756260
Lapis' theme playing while Krillin decides whether to blow up Lazuli might be funnier, though.
>>756197
Oh thought that was the friend you were referring to with your post on the other thread.
They see the error of their ways or was this one of those i'm sorry your sorry shticks.
>>756315
I won't judge you as long as you don't judge my email name I made literally 8 years ago
>>756325
wait
what
I need to rewatch that
>>756338
there's nothing to be ashamed of, [email protected]
>>756331
It was more like
"Lets not talk about it"
Why were you so upset though?
"I don wanna talk about it"
>>756355
>aol
confirmed old email.
i bet you really liked anime
>>756355
>AOL.COM
>>755799
Huh. I never really thought about that 'till now.
Here's a funny thought: In the SU universe, Christ was some kind of male-form gem being. Instead of being crucified, he was simply poofed. Three days later, he reformed in his tomb. Then, instead of "ascending to heaven", he just hauled ass back to Homeworld, where he now lives in total seclusion.
And that's why there's no Christmas in the SU universe.
>>756383
Ill head cannon it for it no reason.
>>756389
>not using icloud
fucking normie
>>756355
I don't know whether to be disappointed in that email, or astounded that you used aol.
>>756027
I can give myself a handjob and cum just fine and I'm a man. Why would it be any different if another man gave me a handjob? If you don't like it that's fine but if you're arousal depends so much on your knowledge it seems you're just overthinking it more than anything. It's fine to not like dick, but if it looks like a girl, sounds like a girl, and you can bang her, then your knowledge alone that it's NOT a girl is the only thing keeping you from enjoying it. I don't stop enjoying cake I like just because I find out it has nuts in it.
>>756096
I emailed you congratulating you but all I got was a confused person.
What did you do.
A platoon of marines > quartz gem warrior > 100 bronze age human soldiers
here's mine: [email protected]
Do you faggots even jack to crystals?
>>756434
>gmail
>>756444
oh wait here's the real one
[email protected]
>People posting their emails
>>>/soc/
>su thread on /co/ got deleted
Right as i was posting a reply.
fuck it.
>A while ago i had the idea of some person from the time of the war had found a blank, fresh Pearl and teached her the basics, so she basically never understood herself.
Now what if said person was a Dewey ancestor and passed her from generation to generation?
[spoiler]is this even a good idea or am i just letting my autism leak a tiny bit?[/spoiler]
>>756455
Man, aside from /ghw/ I haven't seen a chatroom in ages.
>>756471
I think there was only like one to start because people were hooking up or something.
I thought it was cute initially.
>>756477
I was just to come here to ask about what happened to the thread
It says it doesn't exist when I try to post but it also doesn't say that it got purged
>>756477
I often thought about the possibility of a blank or abandoned Pearl just shambling around the planet. Would make a good episode.
>>756489
Nothing is cute here
test
>>756272
> I AM THE WATER GOD
>>756471
don't have to worry about me trying to make friends past giving you this good bit of information right here.
>>756513
>>756478
good times when my only means of finding porn was duping people with promises of "s2r"
>>756521
what are you testing?
>>756513
Ehem?
>>756511
stop reading my fanfic notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>756534
>bulge
beautiful
>>756565
your fanfic sucks harder than your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any good SU fan musicians? Back when I was into horses I always had something to jam too, would be neat if I could do the same for Su.
>>756572
no bulge there m80
>>756587
no
Anyone got any good Jaspreg/Grasper/Jasper X Greg?
>>756564
What is that white stuff?
>>756587
Was it really necessary to mention your horsefaggotry? Also, no, the fandom is devoid of competent content producers.
>>756619
my dick could rape your fanfic if it had an ass!!!
>>756621
Semen, obviously.
>>756587
I'll jam with you senpai. I can play any string instrument except bowed and mandolin (fingers too big)
Also working on drums.
Anyone have any Rose and Greg porn?
The purest and most significant pairing in this show doesn't have enough.
>>756621
a proboscis
Guys
Which 48 tributes do you want to see in my custom Hunger Games in the BrantSteele simulator?
>>756619
your name is hamethyst
>>756631
My fan fic is very open and non discriminatory and would welcome all sexual advances. My fan fic is no BIGOT and it is no PRUDE.
>>756269
Would you believe that that image gave me a fetish for girls sucking their fingers?
>>756623
>the fandom is devoid of competent content producers.
Alright...
>>756649
Mike Doughty
>>756639
I played a viola for a couple of years. Lets form a band.
>>756511
The original idea was that the guy/gal just teached what he could to that Pearl, he ends up dying of old age and the Pearl just ends up exploring the Earth, looking for someone to serve. She ends up getting jobs and asks the manager what she can do to him and what not.
>>756659
horny girls biting their fingers it's where it's at
>>756564
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
>>756675
Let's do it. How do we jam over the internet tho
>>756641
what the fuck? no
jesus that's sick, anon
that's worse than cp
>>756564
Oh god cringe
>>756679
Gud tastes man
>>756685
Skype, we need more stevens to join though.
>>756685
>How do we jam over the internet tho
with a shitload of latency!!!
>>756685
what is vocaroo
what is skype
know what though, let's not do it
>>756707
True. We can jam uke and viola like Connie and Steven though.
>>756694
>lets have more greg/rose
>let's cuck pearl fags to the max
>>756714
fuck off autismo
>>754918
Get in here, gembros.
>>>/co/78524656
>>756705
That's not cringe, this is cringe
>>756641
There's a blog i found that posts only that
http://cooldadhotmom.tumblr.com/
>>756659
The scene or that particular image?
>>756731
Please be my gf I am very sad and lonely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
