Neppu assist thread
Panoramix
>>636993
It's on my to-do list.
>>637001
Screw you! I have plenty of friends!
>>637009
Glad you understand. Nothing else you're curious about? I mean, I literally fought things like Greed and Envy.
Thank you Nepgu!~
Anyway...
OPERATION: Fallen Hawk
First 48
>>637014
So just like your skin.
>>637032
Garnet
>>637032
Korosensei
>>637032
Nepgear
No problem qt~
>>637032
Bob Dole
>>637032
Vito Scaletta
>>637032
Hotler
>three active new threads
>>637032
Squid Girl
>>637032
Celes
>>637032
Zombina
>>637020 (Rachnera
>Actually like 99% done. Should have her ready for tonight
>>637032
Spy
>>637032
Iceberg-chan
>>637032
Chara
>>637032
Ebrietas
>>637032
WAKE ME UP Klopp
>>637032
Rachnera
>>637032
Eggman-kun
>>637032
Lilly and Mister B
>>637032
Martin Rauch
>>637033
I guess, If you really hate it that much, yes, like my skin.
>>637032
Kneesocks
>>637032
Top Roll
>>637032
Haruno Yukinoshita
>>637032
Francis York Morgan
>>637032
Ginger Fingers
>>637032
Furuta
>>637032
Matsuda
>>637032
Wild Bunch
>>637032
8man
>>637032
Metal Bat
>>637032
Spider Nigger
>>637032
Mami
>>637032
Araragi
>>637032
Julius Caesar
>>637032
Prof. Farnsworth
>>637032
Lord Beerus
>>637032
Haru
>Filler
>>637032
Wild Tiger
>>637032
Shit Tier League
>>637032
HORA-HORA-HORA
>>637032
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>637032
Monster Girl Remover Dog
>>637032
Denmark
>>637033
>>637060
Would you just leave her the hell alone? I know more than anyone what it's like to be made fun of every waking moment of the day.
It's not fun.
>>637032
Temmie
>>637032
Zest
>>637056
Do you have an ass, or is it just spider abdomen?
>>637032
Best Girl
>>637060
>laughs
Yep. Well, carry on you freak-of-nature, the games are starting soon and I've got stuff to do. Ciao.
>>637032
Late Garrus
>>637032
Lambda-11
>>637003 (Garnet)
>>636994 (Edward)
Hello. How have you been faring?
>>637009 (Ebrietas)
Did you...trail off?
>>637088
Sorry but I've got freedom of speech. There's no law protecting your feelings, shortstack.
>>637098
I'm quite normal in hell, but, whatever, see you around, person.
>>637088
Edward, I don't need your defense, I can do it myself just fine.
>>637028
Nothing more. But fighting emotion seems common for humans.
>>637027
You give food to the people you wish to invade...?
>>637028
Youre lying. Stop lying you liar~
>>637032
SHIV Leader Sentry
>>637110
It's all a part of my plan ~de geso.
>>637103
Faring well. Almost won again today. But it's getting busy over here.
>>637110
>finally get time to play BB DLC
>9 fucking gig download
>dialup-tier interbutts
>fuck
>how's the chalices going?
>>637091
This should help you out.
>>637049
>good to hear, can't wait to see best zombie
>>637103
Trail off...?
Elaborate
>>637122
You poison your food and give to your enemies.. Most interesting
>>637032
Cirno
>>637107
No law protecting your life, either, punk.
>>637103
I'm alright, been having a pretty peaceful day today, surprisingly.
You?
>>637109
You want me to just sit around and say nothing? Sorry, I'm not the type to just let a friend take that kind of abuse.
Even if she is a big bitch sometimes.
>>637110
No, no.
I LITERALLY fought them.
Physically.
>>637114
I'M NOT LYING!
>>637129
I don't feel informed, just extremely uncomfortable. Could you be less creepy?
>>637129
>I'm just hoping I'll be able to do her justice, but thanks anyway. This should be fun
>>637032
Event Making Yukine
>>637135
(a) Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being with malice aforethought. Every murder perpetrated by poison, lying in wait, or any other kind of willful, deliberate, malicious, and premeditated killing; or committed in the perpetration of, or attempt to perpetrate, any arson, escape, murder, kidnapping, treason, espionage, sabotage, aggravated sexual abuse or sexual abuse, child abuse, burglary, or robbery; or perpetrated as part of a pattern or practice of assault or torture against a child or children; or perpetrated from a premeditated design unlawfully and maliciously to effect the death of any human being other than him who is killed, is murder in the first degree.
Any other murder is murder in the second degree.
(b) Within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States,
Whoever is guilty of murder in the first degree shall be punished by death or by imprisonment for life;
Whoever is guilty of murder in the second degree, shall be imprisoned for any term of years or for life.
>>637135
Awww you are being delusional~
>>637131
E-eh? No. I don't poison any of it ~de geso.
>>637144
We're in a lawless zone, dumbass.
Where the hell d'you think we even are?
>>637147
You're being a dick.
>>637135
I appreciate your attempts at help, Edward,
I'm a High Class Demon, I don't need the help of a human.
>>637138
>I felt the same for Rachnera, you'll do fine.
>>637137
Typical human, always afriad of a harmless Arachne. By first glance people alusually get disgusted or freightened. You're no exception.
>>637150
Did you say you didn't have coffee?
>>637137
looking at the graph, it seems she has an ass, but no bunghole.
>>637126
>haven't been doing the dungeons. But I did beat Ebrietas and Mergo's nurse recently. Currently at castle Cainhurst
>>637135
How can you fight an emotion.?
Was it a physical manifestation of your own mind?
>>637144
Laws hold you back. It doesn't matter how you do things, you just get it done, no matter what.
>>637160
Yeah, well, I'm a High Class Human!
Take the damn help and be grateful!
>>637168
Not really my own mind, someone else's.
It's a long, long story.
>>637157
>disguises itself
And you don't have one
>>637164
>Just gonna have to see
>>637164
Hey, it's not my fault that you eight legged freaks are creatures from hell.
>>637166
What's the good in that?!
>>637103
>51st entry because after waking up my computer flips the fuck out and makes it take a year and a half to do anything
>>637131
That is to say, you had sounded like you had something else you were thinking to say before stopping.
>>637135
Uneventfully unlucky. Which is to say, nothing out of the normal.
>>637150
....Then why feed your enemy..?
>>637173
Hmmm....
Understandable
How are we looking soldiers?
And don't be afraid to seed yourself with your friends!
>>637175
Oh yeah, and who cares about stuff like that!?
I'm only interested in alchemy! Got it!? Al-che-my!
Those kinds of insults don't mean shit!
>>637183
Eh, just keep at it.
You'll win one eventually.
>>637189
Swap me for best sentry >>637114
>>637168
>nice, Ebrietas is a great fight. same with cainhurst boss (heh heh heh...)
>i'll try and get motivated for a bb ava, doll could be cute for a few games
>>637169
Like how He got fucking up your face structure done?
>>637189
Terrible district, but I'll live with it.
>>637157
/trash/.
Come watch Littlefinger get rekd by undyne the undying kek http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198067432689/
>>637189
Looks fine.
Kappa Squad, eh...?
Seems like a moderately professional bunch.
>>637177
But I'm no hellspawn. Lesser demons are their own thing.
>>637176
>how many images?
>>637166
My human half is the same as everyone elses.
>>637189
Looks good Ilya
>>636088
slowpoke
Female
>>637173
B-But I seriously don't need your help, Edward,
I can't take help I don't need, It's against the rururururules.
>>637189
Looks great, lets get going.
Swap me with Lambda.>>637103
>>637189
Delta Squad looks great.
>Even if Dog removes us, we'll still win if he does
>>637203
>170 and counting
>>637164
I'm afraid not. We have plently of other things though, miss. I recommend the shrimp fried rice, it's my favourite! Surely a meal fit for celebtratink your last victory ~de geso!
>>637185
To earn their trust! Also, it's beneficial for me to do my job for other reasons ~de geso...
>>637189
Let's go Gamma ~de geso!!
>>637199
broadcast aint avalible m9
I return. Apologies for my sudden disappearance
>>637205
Trying to be your friend is suffering.
>>637197
...What?
>>637189
Looks acceptable.
>>637195
Thank you little organic. Your help is most appreciated.
>>637192
Im here to diagnose you. No seriously come closer...
...
>he whispers
You're a massive flaming faggot, and this is coming from me.
>>637208
>>637189
Three eyes and yet you are BLIND AS SHIT!
>>637219
go back and disapper
>>637216
you gotta log in
maybe it only let's you view if you're friends on steam, in that case nevermind this post
>>637189
>Eh missed my shot. Should still be enjoyable to watch
>>637197
No, more like he assaulted someone and I ended up bashing his face in so badly he can't see out of one eye done. All for justice
>>637214
>Based as fuck
>>637203
Yeah but you don't look like anything from Earth. You spiders really should just go extinct, ya know?
>>637220
Edward, Listen, If I needed help, I'd let you help,
but I don't.
>>637189
Looks well.
>>637183
Hmmm... No nothing was on my mind. I merely greeted you.
>>637196
>didn't beat Cainhurst boss yet. Try to find an excuse not to fight gehrman. If anything the doll would work but she or go Amygdala.
>>637189
Change Beta Squad to Republican Party Featuring Bob Dole.
Looks good.
>>637225
Such a rude child
So you are grown ups males who pretend to be animu girls on the internet?
Seek help.
>>637224
>claps hands
I'LL TURN YOU INTO A TOASTER, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>637189
Time to win
>>637192
Eventually. Perseverance will see through eventually.
>>637208
>>637189
...Thank you, again.
>>637233
Ah, apologies. I believe on occasion I...over-think some things.
>>637189
Mister Bubbles and I want to swap. >>637099
>>637220
Eh, nevermind. You're not meta enough.
>>637227
That's assault. HeLivesMatter friendo.
>>637231
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.
Next time you need my help I just won't be there, then.
See how much you don't need me when that happens.
>>637243
Probably. Strength's pretty important too, though.
>>637249
The hell's that mean?
>>637245
>Much thanks
>>637242
Rootin for ya Mocha.
>>637230
Thanks a lot, but please, keep your spot
>>637230
Sorry Cirno! Started a second to late!
Part 1
Francis has an experiment with gravity!
>>637241
Why a toaster?
Why not a laser gun or something?
Oooh, or even better, a human!
>>637219
Hastur.
Greetings
>>637212
Hmm... Earnings their trust, a noteworthy plan..
>>637243
Do you require any assistance?
>>637251
Oh don't be like that, Edward, I'm simply following the rurururules, I hold nothing against you,
nor your help.
>>637258
>>637257
No problem at all
>>637258
Part 2!
Eggman-kun is a traitor!
One left behind!
>>637263
Good to see you once again, Ebrietas. You fare well, I hope?
>>637267
For Humanity!
>>637203
Do you have human naughty bits where your torso meets your spider half?
>>637249
It got the job done though. If someone was about to destroy the entire galaxy and wipe out civilization and the law said you couldn't' arrest or take him down because reasons, wouldn't you go above and beyond.
>>637267
>welp watching from the sidelines
>>637241
Why dont you behave like your vibrator and run faggot.
>>637251
adjective
1. (of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.
>>637267
FOR WEEBERY!
>>637274
Eh, you have a point.
>>637267
For Humanity!
...Wait, what am I shouting about again?
>>637253
>>637267
>no need to thank me, it seems it didn't swap.
Oh! Marshmallows!
>>637267
Thanks Kneesocks, I'm not properly equipped to handle these things yet.
>>637254
Much appreciated Kyo
>>637267
Bob Dole prefers American brewed pilsners and cocaine.
>>637284
I'll take my payment in the form of my permanent record,
You weird tentacle teacher thing,
My life saving services don't come free.
>>637263
It gives me plenty of time to figure out the next step of my plan ~de geso.
>>637267
Alchemy is a science!
A SCIENCE!
>>637259
..You can't create human life.
>>637264
Sure. Sure.
Whatever you say.
>>637277
Isn't it way past time for you to fuck off?
>>637281
Thanks, dictionary-man.
>>637258
>>637267
How did I die ?
>>637267
No seriously, I actually really like Iceberg-chan.
The Ginger fingers a rocket, HA.
Nepgu honey, you need to check your rockets before firing them...
Say... any of you feel that?
>>637296
>two parts of the same slide, you're fine.
>>637296
Pushed out of the skyranger in part 1.
I think that's fatal
>>637288
To correct you, they call me "Korosensei", meaning "Unkillable Teacher"
>>637292
No problem, kiddo.
>>637299
Thanks for the assist.
>>637292
>Can't create human life
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.
when a bee didn't get his honey, he rapes the bird.
>>637281
All works out in the end
>>637267
You are rather slow.
>>637269
I do fare rather well.
These beings have be teaching me about emotions.
>>637291
A most excellent strategy. I was beginning to think you were primitive.
>>637299
Human work on your skills
>>637263
Not that I am aware of, but thank you for the offer.
>>637251
Which I should have far in excess of any normal human. However...luck and the willingness to try again seem to the the only two characteristics that matter here.
>>637292
Oh believe me, with science, that is entirely possible!
You can just slap a microchip into a human brain, and alter the personality of the person entirely!
Some would say it's immoral, but I say it's genius!
>>637299
Good job team!
Ham sandwiches for everyone!
>>637299
The potion is a little tricky to handle in not expert hands...
>>637299
Mister Bubbles, Mister Bubbles, are you here? are you here? come and give me taffies, come and give me yummies. teddie bears, teddie bears.
>>637299
Good work, corporal.
>>637309
Hey sweetcheeks, where's that sexy momma of yours?
>>637292
Oh come on Edward, I don't mean anything by it,
Honest.
>>637299
Could you shut up, Hotler, your preaching is making my head ache.
>>637301
Well then, Korosensei, My permanent record,
If you'd kindly.
>>637299
I got too hyped up..
>>637299
Guess I'll just take it easy ~de geso.
>>637306
Thank you for the compliments ~de geso.
>>637320
>>637306
I see. I am glad to see you are well
>>637318
Oh, here you go then
>Korosensei takes the permanent record out of his clothes and hands it to Kneesocks.
Here you are, unwritten in and everything
>>637303
NOT IN THAT WAY, YOU DAMN PERV!
>>637309
I dunno, if that's the way you look at it, then sure.
I don't think so, though.
>>637311
No, it's NOT!
You can't create human life.
You can't play God.
It doesn't end well for anyone.
>>637318
That's fine, whatever.
I'm done tryin' to help people around here if this is the response I get.
>>637299
Is that a....
Oh shit...
GET BACK INTO THE SKYRANGER EVERYONE!
31 Soldiers dead on the first day... unimaginable losses.. they were some of our best... with the best equipment...
>>637337
Lel, slides
>>637332
Thank you, Korosensei,
>She gladly takes her records
>>637334
No need to become so negative, Edward.
>>637340
A-ALREADY!
>>637340
You Missed the bad-man, Mister Bubbles.
>>637334
You can't change the facts though.
Artificially creating and altering human life is possible, and there's no real way to stop it from happening.
>>637340
Oh dear.
>>637342
I'm not being negative.
I'm being realistic.
>>637309
Hmm very well. If you insist.
Tell me Lambda, do you ever wish to be human..?
>>637325
Hmm.
But now we must focus on the challenge that this game has to offer. I wish you luck squid female.
>>637331
As I am to you.
Hastur I ask you a question.
Are you certain that our kind is not the same?
>>637340
First rule of Hunger Games: the winner has to survive.
>>637340
Merde.
>>637348
You're wrong.
You're wrong!
It's not possible! I tried it myself, a long time ago!
>>637340
*sigh*
Yet again.
>>637340
I'm dead? Alright , then i shall return to my social life and won't come back for a few days. Later nerds.
>>637340
Why didn't you check if it had a shield?
>tfw start getting into bioshock games again
>no good characters available
>>637349
That's not an excuse to be negative.
>>637340
Obviously
>>637340
Do Bob Dole's bidding, monster.
>>637340
Darn ~de geso...
>>637351
Good luck to you as well, I won't be needink it anymore ~de geso.
D E T E R M I N E D
>Adol is covered in sand... and also a little bit of blood.
God... why can't I escape this place...
>>637366
RP Booker
>>637376
Sorry let me rephrase, good bioshock games
>>637340
Roll, good luck resupplying.
Hive minds don't work, stop trying.
Hikki is a terrible shot, or is that impressive having killed an entire country?
>>637366
they's alot of bioshock characters that are good.
there's no Andrew Ryan.
>>637366
Booker
>>637358
Well, that's what happens when you don't use the power of science.
Magic is bound to screw something up someday!
That's what makes technology so reliable!
You can almost always know what'll happen if you use it!
>>637359
>>637366
You should RP a Big Daddy and play along with the Little Sister
>>637380
So just the first one then.
>>637380
So... One?
>>637366
>Sander Cohen, Jack, doctor Steinman
>>637381
Rule two of Hunger Games: When Vito gets cocky he dies the next slide.
>>637381
Don't ever try to scan Bob Dole, motherfucker.
>>637366
>>637387
>This
>>637381
Nope, just a horrible shot.
>>637381
Mami! Why are you feeding them Thin Man meat of all things!?
Rachee takes down the EXALT spy.
>>637402
Do Frank Fontain qtpie
>>637367
You're the one being negative here, calling ME negative!
>>637384
Alchemy IS a science, you old geezer.
More of a science than.. Whatever the hell it is that you do.
>>637381
Denmark is a shitty country anyways.
>>637406
Hush, faggot.
>>637372
*Nods*
>>637374
Hmmm...?
Adol.. you well?
>>637351
I am not certain, no... we may very well be of the same species... but I do not have enough information to tell
>>637334
Either way, I was designed to...take a fair amount of punishment. I can endure.
...And as it were, I was artificially-created.
>>637351
...Technically, I am human.
>>637409
Hikki watches some IRL Hentai.
>>637413
Yes, but, unlike technology, alchemy is too wild and unpredictable.
>>637413
Nooo, you're being overly negative because I refused your help..
>>637409
Guess my hopes are on either The Spider, or the skeleton.
>>637409
Bob Dole is a highly trained killing machine who hunts humans for sport. Bob Dole is the resupply.
>>637416
>Adol told Ebi that he is okay. He had a run in with Dela, she was getting attack by monsters. So Adol helped out.
>>637385
>>637421
Hmmm...
We both share some features. I thought we were one in the same. A brother or sister you might add. I see now.
>>637423
What about to be fully human..?
>>637436
Hmm...
I see...
*Forms a small star*
Stand still... I wish to see something.
>>637438
...
>>637427
Rachee forgot to look both ways before crossing the street.
Lambda sure is scary. Cute, but scary.
Mokou, I have high hopes for you. I believe in you!
Say, anyone left alive still have a Battle Scanner available? I think we should go ahead and use it now.
>>637443
>Adol ask what that small star is. Curious about it's properites.
>>637429
Maybe you shouldn't refuse my help, then!
>>637428
It's not unpredictable at all, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>637445
>>637438
Now kiss.
>>637460
Kiss my feet first
>lurking intensifies
>>637447
A Cyberdisk destroys that poor squad...
>>637460
No.
>>637463
I'll join
>Cirno
>>637447
....Well there's one down..
>>637458
Well sorry, but I didn't need it!
>>637467
Welp, That's the way the cookie crumbles..I guess.
>>637443
It would be an...intriguing prospect. Though, I wonder what it would mean for the rest of my functions...as I doubt that I would be able to assist my creator as a.... 'normal', human.
>>637455
We shall see if it works.
*She guides the star to him*
*Pushing it into his chest*
*Completely healing him*
Did it work....?
>>637458
With alchemy, there are many factors that could go wrong. And without there ever really being a point in the process where you can stop to check if your doing something wrong, it can quite easily fail.
....err, what was I talking about again?
>>637467
Bob Dole, this isn't Halloween.
>>637443
Unfortunately, I share no siblings. I am the single spawn of Yog-Sothoth, half-brother to Cthulhu. We may be of the same kind, possibly, but I doubt we are that closely related
>>637480
>Adol says that he feels great. He then asked what kinda of magic Ebi used on him.
>>637487
That a yes?
>>637460
>flicks nose
Hush.
>>637469
He works alone.
>>637467
Jealous?
>>637482
You were saying how amazing I was.
>>637491
No...that wasn't it....
I swear I was talking about how technology is superior to alchemy.....
>>637470
....You're so stubborn.
>>637482
You were talking about how unknowledgeable you are.
>>637484
EXALT Strike again!
>>637491
Yes, I am jealous of you both.
>>637484
Fucking fascists, complex carbohydrates and little gayboys. Bob Dole hurt his back carrying his squad this far.
>>637490
Is the sky purple?
>>637491
>Holds her face
A-Asshole, take a joke!
>>637499
Was I?
No...I don't think so...
I think I need to just...have a nap.
Technology is still superior, though.
>>637505
>tongue punches your fart box
>>637505
>>637493
...
>>637497
Trust me, that's not it. You were all like, "That Hachiman fella sure is swell! I wish there were more people like him here..."
>>637502
:^)
>>637506
Sorry to disappoint you, Ice Fairy.
>>637505
It's completely fine to fuck with people, as long as the person you're fucking with isn't me.
>>637493
Do you think Hikki-san is cute, Ge-Ge?
>>637475
Hmmm....Indeed. Forget I had asked..
>>637485
Hmmm... I see now. That's is understandable.
>>637489
I merely was testing healing arcane. I haven't used it in centuries
>>637499
Sorry, not sorry, I was raised to be stubborn as Demonly possible.
