/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Weird fetishes edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Steven Bomb #4 from January 4 through January 8
Episode titles and synopses:
>Monday, January 4: "The Answer" - Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
>Tuesday, January 5: "Steven's Birthday" - Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
>Wednesday, January 6: "It Could've Been Great" - The Gems take a trip to the moon.
>Thursday, January 7: "Message Received" - Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>Friday, January 8: "Log Date 7 15 2" - Steven sneaks a listen to a friend's audio diary.
>>623179
Is this a weird fetish?
gotta post the best gem
>>623197
No, not at all!
>>623202
What do you think would happen if best Gem and best fire-breathing turtle king got into a fight?
Best gem with the best ass
Where my fangfags at?
All about that vore, bruh.
>>623293
>You like the sound of that
Damn fucking right I do
Same-size vore ftw
All wings, check in.
>>623324
ye bruh
Really?
Alright guys enough with the gross here's some cute.
>>623202
Look at that cock
>>623449
Based Gnome-no! Holy shit!
>>623449
>>623482
jasper's tits ate it
>>623537
I'm sorry, I only like consensual deflowering.
>>623604
WE
![tumblr_nwv5va7Bro1uk97lqo2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/owGxSXb.png "tumblr nwv5va7Bro1uk97lqo2 1280[1]")
Lapis is a big slut!
Anyone got more of greg x dewey?
>>623524
For your viewing pleasure.
You know that feeling you get before you enter thread and know it's going to be terrible? OP just couldn't help himself?
Why do i still come here?
Everyone just go back to the old thread.
>>623701
Because you're a masochist for feeling disgusted every second of the day.
>>623449
>Shota
Say goodbye
>>623677
You better be joking.
>>623775
Nah
http://flockmod.com/sug
Password: jasper
I want Pearl eating
Please
I want Jasper to sit on my face
>>623844
I want Amethyst or Garnet to sit on my face
>>623859
I want Amethyst to shit all over my face. Especially after she's eaten spicy foods. I want to taste the spice in her feces as I rub it all over my erection.
>>623916
Free reply
I want Buck Dewey to trample me under his sneakers.
I want a 700-pound Pearl to crush me under her gut
>>623939
>gara
It's shit
I want Peridot to became a devout Christian.
>This thread<
>"I don't understand anything anymore."<
>>623960
>You're doing it wrong.
>>623960
Not like you should, anyway.
I want Jasper to stuff my stockings, while I jingle her bells
>>623261
that's not really a fair fight, gamera's like 200 feet tall.
“Log Date 7 15 2” – Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
>the whole episode will revolve around stevidot confirmation.
>>623999
>friend’s
>friend
I might be reaching because I want Peridemption to happen, but you don't call just anyone your friend, right?
>>623999
It's her fanfiction
I mean she is written by the duke
>>624029
She was already called friend in the When It Rains summary.
>>623537
this guy makes some weird stuff
>>623999
trips confirm
>>624029
right.
From my perspective it's very unlikely that we get confirmation of her betraying the gems, why? because she would keep those thoughts to herself considering she is a hostage (kinda) and all that.
what is more likely to happen it's that we will get a glimpse of how diferent homeworld is from the perspective of a peridot to her life with steven + company.
>>623261
Hot Koopa-on-Gem action.
And, maybe if he's lucky, Bowser Jr. won't be an only child anymore.
But he still won't have a momma, you have to give a little to get a little.
>>624153
Isn't that a font used in the TF2 backpack?
Are permanent fusions the equivalents of NEETs on Homeworld? They don't fill a job, if you try to get them to separate to pull their own weight they get violent, and they're awful in social confrontation.
>>624162
I'd rather have the CGs end up betraying her, to be honest. It'd show the grayness of the situation instead of it being Bad vs. Good.
>>624263
Honestly, I'd rather see that as well. Like, as soon as YD sends Peridot a message the CGs find out, and before Peridot can do anything or ssay anything they poof her and bubble her just to make sure nothing happens. I imagine Steven would be very conflicted about them being so ruthless.
>>624210
No because permanent fusions don't exist on Homeworld. And Garnet doesn't stay at home all the day and do nothing, so...
>>624310
They don't exist because Homeworld doesn't allow it. The only reason Garnet has something to do is because she's the only one capable of holding her own in a fight. On Homeworld she would have no defined task.
>>624210
I think they'd be the homosexuals or feminists to be completely honest. They'd get easily violent if you trigger them on there sexuality. (See; Jail Break.) Highly 'oppressed', and are a complete nuisance. (See; Gem War.)
>>624306
And X Gon' Give it To Ya plays in the background when the CGs beat down Peridot.
>>624153
>tumblr
The absolute madman!
>>624205
>TFW it is.<
>>624357
But there cannot be an equivalent of anything if it doesn't exist on Homeworld. Anon, stop.
>>624389
Fine then, faggot. Let me rephrase my question.
Does Homeworld hate the idea of permanent fusions because they would be jobless sacks of shit who would be worse than specialized single gems at anything that isn't combat.
>>624460
> because they would be jobless sacks of shit who would be worse than specialized single gems at anything that isn't combat.
What a baseless assumption. Your question is shit.
>>624460
More evidence points towards a permanent fusion would ruin the organization and caste of Homeworld. You have to remember that Ruby and Sapphire were probably one of the first different types of gems to fuse with one another. So no, they wouldn't hate it because they'd be "jobless," I can think of thousands of things a permanent fusion would be able to help Homeworld with in combat. It's more about tradition than anything else.
>>624478
Well what exactly is the benefit of having a Garnet over a Ruby and Sapphire? You already lost one worker unless you built a station where she can somehow fulfill both roles simultaneously. What job is Garnet good at that isn't fighting and selling her body.
>>624565
>Well what exactly is the benefit of having a Garnet over a Ruby and Sapphire?
You can't know this until you try it and find out. But you can't just assume a new thing is useless because you haven't found a use for it.
>>624565
Anon, give it up. Your headcanon is not going to work.
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/677989858615230464
What was it?
>>624565
>Not remembering she has Future Vision.<
>Tfw she could be a battle strategist.<
>>624623
Zuke, what the fuck? I can't see shit.
>>624573
Garnet's abilities are
>Future Vision (equal to Sapphire's)
>extreme temperature tolerance (gained from Ruby and Sapphire)
>electricity generation(may have practical applications, but seems to be obsolete in gem society)
>enhanced strenght, speed, agility, and endurance (less than, or equal to a Jasper's)
I can think of very little Homeworld would do with this.
>>624599
I have no illusions that this is true, nor am I asserting it is. I am merely speculating. In all honesty, >>624544 is most likely correct.
>>624663
>She could be a high ranking scouting unit.<
>Battle strategist.<
>Body Guard.<
>Etc.<
>>624663
Anon stumped by the Peri-cherry again.
Reminder that permanent fusion is bad and you should feel bad for wanting it.
>>624713
>Peri-cherry
>>624721
> peridot not understanding the value of innovation
shocking.
>>624727
Care to argue with her on why the idea of sticking the front of a gun up your ass is a good idea?
>>624623
I think it was a tweet about Willow Smith and her love song to Marceline.
>>624770
Should of expected as much from Zuke the Duke of Gayness.
>>624779
>Should of
Should've*
Wew lad.
>>624779
She wants to learn to play bass to make a song about Lapis like her. I hope I get to see it years down the line when she's made a name in the industry.
zuke's posting about furries again
>>624709
>She could be a high ranking scouting unit
>Battle strategist
>Body Guard
Roles filled better by Jasper's and other soldier gems.
>>624756
A money shot you'll never forget.
>>624756
The gun up the ass is just a specific example - but it doesn't debunk the general principle of finding new ways to use something. Just like the gun is a bad example, there are other good examples.
The example is textbook sharpshooter fallacy.
>>624623
Sometimes I worry about zuke.
>>624805
>but it doesn't debunk the general principle of finding new ways to use something
According to you, but I'm not asking for opinions, anon. What would be the actual benefit two gems permanently fusing. Even Pearl agrees that fusion should be used for dire situations.
>>624830
> Even Pearl agrees that fusion should be used for dire situations.
But she doesn't agree that they're only useful for combat - she acknowledges the usefulness in social bonding and love. Which is a counter-example to "Peridot"'s argument that you can't/shouldn't re-purpose things (and extension, that fusion is only for fighting).
>>624798
A direct quote from Too Far by Peridot.
>"Well, you're a quartz. They're huge, loyal soldiers. You should be twice your size. Broad shouldered, intimidating."
They're clearly not meant for strategics nor scouting. They're the grunts, soldiers, gladiators if you will, of Homeworlds military.
>>624853
Also, it should be noted that Pearl's insistence on only fusing in dire situations isn't a general principle - it's specific to her fusing with Amethyst precisely *because* they no longer get along. Knowing that, it makes sense that they only fuse in dire situations because it's the only time they'd be compatible.
>>624853
Fair point. But you it feels like you avoided the question. What's the actual benefit of Garnet being a permafusion? Love isn't a good enough excuse when there's all types of clusters and Homeworld enemies on the way.
As much as I like us talking about the show, you know this argument is pointless, yes? You'll never agree.
Threadly reminder that Jasper did nothing wrong
Question, how's /sug/ going to celebrate Steven Bomb 4's announcement?
>>624930
You're right, we should be discussing important things. Things like when is Peri-cherry going into labor!
Any predictions for new episodes?
>>624918
> What's the actual benefit of Garnet being a permafusion?
Well, calling it perma-fusion isn't really accurate. Yes, it's the term the show uses but it'd be more accurate to call it an indefinite fusion. We've seen Garnet de-fuse multiple times on the show,even if it wasn't for very long.
That being said, the benefit to being an indefinite fusion is simply one of synchronicity and time. All the benefits of a regular fusion, just on a longer timescale. It's the same benefit of having multiple people on the same team, just with tighter integration.
> Love isn't a good enough excuse when there's all types of clusters and Homeworld enemies on the way.
Despite the fact that I see additional benefits, I would hesitate to say that love isn't good enough.
>>624953
on /co/
>>624727
>the value of innovation
Yeah, look where that innovation got the CGs.
>>624967
>People using love as an excuse.<
If that's an excuse, they're the back alley lined up fusion prostitutes.<
>>624959
The CGs go to the moon, something bad happens that makes Peridot betray Steven and Steven finds it hard to keep believing in everyone after that, but feels better after listening to her audio diaries.
Do any of you actually like TTG?
>>625029
Good.
>>625024
Don't you mean YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW?
>>625024
The DC references are pretty funny.
>>625024
It's my new favorite show you autismo
>>625042
Not really.
>>625045
ok
>>625024
There's R34 of this.
hope we see some cool new gems in the new episode
>>625061
Do I care?
Reminder that Jasper is coming back and will crush Lapis
>>625063
I hope we see variants of the same gems, like multiple Amethysts or Pearls or something.
>>625065
That's a question only you can answer, buddo.
>>625063
Me too!
>>625070
The pic is cute, but the comments make me want to kill myself.
>>625070
Lapis and Jasper will come back and will both join the team and work out their differences with Steven as a mediator.
>>625071
That's unbelievably boring. Why would anyone want to see the same ones we already know?
>>624951
In her own given context, no she did not, but from our context as its our plenty and the characters we care about at stake, she did
>>625081
and then they fuck eachother while peridot watches
>>625071
>multiple Amethysts
Maybe we get a glimpse of a proper Amethyst? Like the one Peridot described?
>>625116
We have already seen one, a Jasper.
What will the new gems be called?
>>625151
Gems.
>>625151
waifus
>>625123
So was Amethyst supposed to be a Jasper, or are there big Amethysts and she was just an overcooked one? They're both quartz gems so maybe all Amethysts are fucked?
>>625155
No I mean what Gems will they be named after.
>>625159
There are supposedly big Amethysts too, our Amethyst spent too much time in the Kindergarten.
>>625163
cummingtonite
>>623279
>>625163
Gems.
>>625170
Pick one or two of these.
>>623537
>sample_
>S A M P L E _
>>625186
Garnet and Rose Quartz, obviously
>>625186
Amazonite could be an Amazon.
>>625186
>Malachite
>Release supressed emotions
What if Steven is actually way, way younger than we thought? What if he's six years old? Gems come out as adults, so it could be possible that Steven ages very rapidly.
What are your hype levels for these two?
>>623279
Sorry m8, I was a bit late.
>>625212
Any HW affliated gems are like the complete opposite of what their gemstones represent. It's a nice touch by Sucrose.
Anyone got any good Jasper/Male Reader fics?
>>625258
There's that one which spawned all the freaks, but I don't have it.
>>625258
>Jasper
>good
>>625252
That sounds incredibly unusual, why do you think that is?
>>625259
I hope that's not a thumbnail. I don't want to save thumbnails.
>>625272
>trashes jasper
>posts pearl
>>625258
http://pastebin.com/Fa00vGvR
>>623279
bad pearl's sharp teeth count?
>>625281
Pearl is best gem.
>>625279
That's some cute shit anon.
>>625311
Even Becca Sucrose hates pearl
>>625300
How is she supposed to suck shota dick with teeth like that?
>>625316
The truth is not democratically elected.
>>625311
Fuck Pearl, she's a rapist.
>>625330
You can't argue with facts
>>625318
she's careful anon
>>625352
"It's nothing but trash"
How the hell is this still on page 1
>>625383
Because you touch yourself at night
>>625316
Pearl is Dextrose's pet.
>>625336
So is Garnet, Amethyst has an extra chromosome, Peridot is a coward, Jasper is a jack boot thug, and Steven is an unholy hybrid abomination. What's your point?
>>625258
http://pastebin.com/ZgLJmpQG
>>625422
How the hell is Garnet a rapist?
Does anyone know a fanfic where a gem finds steven masturbating?
>>625469
Right after Garnet found out Pearl lied to her, she turned around and forced Amethyst to fuse with her under implied threat of violence after Amethyst refused.
>>625439
holy shit that food porn
>>625522
I'm sorry, what? Amethyst didn't fuse anything.
>>625576
>fuse
refuse*
Fuck.
>>623939
>>625279
These two are cute together.
>>625590
Would redraw/10
>>625590
We need a better artist to redraw this. Drawfags, would you kindly?
>>625590
This is why no one likes freaks.
>>623324
i wish it could work in real life
>>625602
do it anon
>>625576
>>625585
She was clearly intimidated into fusing with Garnet.
>>623417
this is soon cute! Is there more? If not, post chubby gems/ gems eating. Preferably jasper or peridot, but any gem would do just fine.
>>623449
dress pearl up as santa lol
>>625640
Why would she refuse? Wouldn't that only make the situation worse? Also, they needed the tower destroyed so Homeworld wouldn't possibly get the message. Amethyst isn't THAT dumb.
ayyyy
>>625675
Uh... Is that guy stupid? Lapis did make it home.
>>624951
i want jasper to beat me up, then piss on me
>>625698
The comment is from 2014.
>>625024
the third worst show,
1. johnny testicle
2. super boobs
3. TTG
>>625671
>there's no need to provoke your rapist and possibly worsen the situation, just give him what he wants.
>>625720
How do you get raped? with a struggle?
drop your requests anons
>>625733
No struggle required. Any situation where you can't freely say 'no' is rape.
>>625720
The thing is, Amethyst didn't refuse and you're trying to grasp at straws. She had no reason to. The only rapist here is Pearl, who deceived Garnet twice so that she could fuse with her. Pearl wasn't even thinking about Homeworld possibly getting the message and dooming them all. So enough of this bait, Pearl a shit.
>>625757
Pearl didn't re-send the message, she just built the towers up again. The message was only sent once, and even if Homeworld didn't get it on the 1st try they wouldn't have gotten it on the 2nd or 3rd.
>>625686
i want them to kiss
>>625784
The frequency was still being broadcasted and Homeworld could have caught wind of it. Shut the fuck up, there's no defending Pearl in this.
>>625737
jasper spanking pericherry
>>625811
I'm not denying that it was stupid of her to rebuild the hub, but the message was only sent to Homeworld once.
>>625716
true dat
>>625820
do this plz dear drawfag
>>625794
A kiss on the lips, right?
>>625737
the crystal Gems debating on how to give Steven "the Talk"
E L E P H A N T
>>625737
Steven trying to get bad Pearl to stop smoking.
>>625847
P E N I S
>>625838
yyeeeeeessssssss
AMETHYST
YOU SUCK
>>625744
i dunno, i don't feel like putting anything up steven's ass. it's ok if i do the redraw with peridot instead?
>>625873
Instead, can you draw older Steven having sex with Pearl on the floating rock we saw in Rose's Scabbard?
>>625737
Jasper roughly fucking a cute human girl.
>>625838
Post more Steviedot please
>>625838
a kiss on the dick
>>625838
Stop posting thumbnails.
>>625865
Does anybody have the pen15 joke from long ago?
>>625872
amethyst rules
you suck
>>625866
This is the closest thing I've got at the moment.
>>625888
Ok.
>>625888
trips,,,,, this guy means business
>>625915
pen15
>>625943
>no picture
Shit.
>>625956
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
>>625933
Dubs confirm that I do
>stevidot
>Steven x gem
Fags
>>625336
Can someone tell me who drew this?
>>625956
>>625983
Its just for the lewd and cute fanarts anon, but any sane person knows that Stevonnie needs to be endgame on canon
>>625983
It could be Older Steven x Yellow Diamond for all I care. Steven is going to be loved by everyone.
>>625990
Last picture, don't want to fuck up the thread too badly with these.
>>626006
He really is too pure for this world.
>>625986
Based Havesomemoore
Also use google image search next time faggot
gnome-no is truly a man of the people
>>625997
>>626006
Shit better be fucking platonic
>>625716
[spoiler]Supernoobs isn't that bad.[/spoiler]
>>626034
why would it be anything else ?
>>625905
hey
hey guy
fuck you
>>626025
Please don't save thumbnails off soup.io
>>626061
You're the only faggot here anon
>>626049
because /ss/, i like /ss/
>>626034
I want Yellow Diamond to be more like an estranged aunt who hates her sister, Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond. But grows to like Steven.
>>625983
>not shipping Steven with one of the Gems
You absolute madman!
But honestly, I find Steven's relationship with all the Gems to be very interesting, so it's fun to put a romantic spin on it and see what happens.
>>626079
i know you are, but what am i?
>>626066
But this is the same size
>>626081
/S S / H I T T A S T E
S
S
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H
I
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A
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T
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>>626086
porn would be better, porn would be much, much better
>>626034
Who in the world are you to tell other people how they can or can't ship couples?
>>626035
O RLY tell me why.
>>626034
>>626061
>>626079
>>626094
Come now children, stop fighting and look at the cute art.
>>626095
>526x519
>500x493
>same size
Get your eyes checked.
>>626111
Is steven trans in this?
>>626100
fuck you
>>626100
I honestly prefer shipping Steven with the Gems once he's an adult.
>>626117
Its funny because I wear glasses
>>626120
What makes you think that?
>>626111
you got trips, so ok
>>626114
no dude, if you wanted to be a funny guy, soup.io lets you do some bullshit
>>626127
That scar would only make sense if he would've lost his gem powers
>>626137
Why the fuck would anyone want to see this little fat jew boy naked
>>626127
my nigga
>>626147
If you can't read the text it's probably not the intended size
If you are going to sexualize Steven at least sexualize big ol' bara Steven.
>>626181
>>626192
I *AM* the thumbnail anon, son
This is me >>626174
soup.io is fucking retarded but i don't mind, there's literally 3 people on the site
>>626197
Dumbass
>>626107
>>626165
>Hippie hair Steven
get the fuck out of here
>>626109
The relationship between the aliens and the kids are cute.
There's no constant annoying sound effect happening every half a second.
The jokes aren't forced with lolsorandom stuff and fit along with the show.
The first episode was kind of rushed but the rest of the show is actually pretty okay. It's nothing special, but it's not awful. The biggest downside is the orange haired kid's weird character design and voice.
>>626209
>that stomach
>>626218
Fight me chickenbutt
You looking for scars imma give you some
>>626209
Bara Steven for the win.
>>626219
It's Steven with Rose's drills, you imbecile.
Why is Peridot so racist?
>>626127
i don't mind either way, porn is porn
>>626211
Wait, so is there just one thumbnail anon that has been here for fucking months or lots of people do this?
>>626231
>It's Steven with Rose's drills
who gives a shit, it looks retarded
>>626239
Only Indexer is autistic enough to be Indexer, he's been a presence here and on /co/ since Nightmare Hospital
Just a bunch of posers every now and then show up to make the thread worse and they disappear out of thin air after a couple of hours
>>626253
Steven already has curly hair, he's very probably going to get something like Rose's hair when he grows up.
>>626178
Leave, Para.
Steven is a better shota than Peedee. No one wants a little greasy potato head with attitude.
>>626239
Thumbnail anon is a person called Indexer.
The reason he does all this is because his autism compels him to.
Oh jeeze just look at the time
>>626219
There is no reason that should be 975kb.
>>626224
what i don't like about it is those DAMN SCHOOL STEREOTYPES. I mean really, the 'jocks' acting like their king of the world, the teachers being allowed to do whatever shit they want to the kids, being shoved into oversized lockers, ect.
>>626283
Why does she have penis?
>>626265
I do it when I find an image I want to save but it's a thumbnail, just to be helpful.
>>626293
She can shapeshift, so she can have whatever she wants really.
>>626285
kill it with fire.jpg
>>626271
That's assuming he decides to go with the "unkempt dipshit" look and doesn't bother getting a haircut every now and then.
>>626283
I'd suck it
>>626302
Don't mind me just posting best human ship
give me a little time with your requests guys, i think peri needs some surprise sex
>>626211
>>626197
Thanks for the intended sizes friend
>>626269
oh my
>>626283
Thats a cute dick
what does peri-cherry mean
>>626434
I believe it refers to Peridots cherry.
>>626283
it's always futa time anon
>no love for fusions
Sad
>>626434
It's a pet name some anon is forcing.
>>626434
its just a cute way to say Peridot, she's small
>>626455
Im in love with a fusuion
>>626434
It means she's a virgin.
Steven is a cherry boy.
>>626468
>she's small
Not anymore.
>>626455
i love malachite, i wish there was more porn of her
>>626498
you only have to ask for it anon
>>626283
Aw that's a cute LapENIS SHE HAS A PENIS
>>626510
then yes, would somebody please post porn of malachite
>>626446
im in there, i feel appreciated
>>626527
Lapenis Lazuli, /trash/ /sug/'s new mascot
>>626219
oh god not that picture
>>626527
Lapen15 Lazuli
>>626541
>taint
>implying there was anything clean left to taint
Post Jasper wearing douchey shirts
>>626513
Not really.
>>626541
wut wut in the butt are you talking about?
>>626576
Based lapis
>>626541
Like I can't even?? Why are you sooo?? I don't know why even?
Like wow?????? Why would you even??? Can you not???? Like why???
>>626570
This is really good.
>>626563
Take it off you slut
>>626066
Love you /sug/
Sorry I wasn't fast enough with an image
>>626607
Fuck off.
>>626586
it's like im there right now
>>626607
Fuck you, no one gets to love me on my watch.
>>626527
>Lapenis Lazuli
>>626607
Thanks anon
>>626607
Just get to the cock sucking already
>>626539
your welcome. :)
>>626651
LAPEN15 LAZULI
more like crapiss spazuli
>>626670
fuck off
>>626670
Please don't insult Lapis, she tries her best.
...Guys, someone just sent Rebecca /ss/ porn of Steven and Connie. Which one you assholes did it?
>>626563
>>626576
>>626553
what the SHIT are you guys doing?
>>626697
POIDH
>>626698
I find Lapis cuter than Jasper, I'm sorry if you don't agree anon.
>>626697
source?
>>626711
I cant see to well. Is there some big difference im missing here compared to the last one?
>>626728
>Lapis
Cute, petite, would cuddle with
>Jasper
BIG
VERY BIG
BUFF
BRAWNY
JUICY
THICK
YES
>>626698
thing is i think that jasper is the best, Peridot is second, and Lapis is third. I just thought that you thought Lapis was shit.
>>626738
It's the lossless stitch i made
It's the one that's going to be posted every time someone fucks up and posts a garbage stitch or a jpg
>>626747
>Lapis
Always wet
>>626697
If your goal was to bait us, you didn't do a very good job. Try again later.
>>626747
I like cute more than I like brawny, sorry anon.
>>626747
so true
>>626776
lapis reminds me of me. thats why i love her
>>626789
Wew, wouldn't want to meet you. You'd probably do some crazy, irrational shit when things don't always go your way.
>>626789
a glass of water ?
>>626789
>reminds me of me
so you almost killed two children, dropped one of them from the stratosphere, and then enslaved a random gem under the ocean?
>>626789
I feel bad for your family
>>626816
I like the idea of Lapis with a robo arm.
Sucrose, make this happen
Please be nice to Lapis, she's been through a lot.
>>626856
What the fuck you gonna do about it, faggot? That's right! Nothing! Because you know Lapis is retarded and shouldn't have fused with Jasper.
>>626882
Everyone makes mistakes.
>>626885
Pic related.
>>626885
You can't even put up a fight regardless. No one can defend Lapis. She could have hit Jasper away with water and the Crystal Gems could've rekt Jasper's shit.
>>626856
"Please be nice to Jasper, she's been through a lot."
FTFY
>>626910
Man, you just trying too hard. You really need to krill out.
>>626986
>facts are bait
Yeah, I expected as much from a Lapisfag.
>>626756
>implying png isn't sometimes an utter waste of bits
There is no hope for some people.
>>627007
>My opinions are fact
????
>>627036
No, it's a fact that Lapis could have resisted Jasper and allowed the CGs to take care of her, but no, she wanted to act irrationally like she did with the sea and almost doomed everyone on Earth. Everything Lapis did was irrational and had no though put into it.
>>626979
Ew, get that thing out of here.
>>627026
>Dealing with digital imaging
>Wanting details to be lost
>>627068
>not caring about file size
Autism. You don't care about efficiency. You care about everything being perfect because you can't stop yourself.
Would you have a drink with Pearl?
>>627094
>Having issues with raster images being able to display 16 million colors on each pixel
Why even save and post images?
>>627188
Because it's the entertaining information you obtain from the image that matters. If two images look nearly identical but one is less than half the size of the other then the smaller is superior image. But people like you can't help themselves.
I want to have a threesome (foursome?) with Jasper and Garnet.
>>627225
You're fucking retarded if you think that's how it works in digital art. Please stop embarrasing yourself.
>>627225
Then why not just the filename?
Just send a string of text, it doesn't get any smaller than that
>>627157
What? No. She's a rapist after all.
>>627240
You have a death-wish or something?
>>627258
Because that's not how humans take in visual information.
>>627249
The fuck are you even on about? Why do you post images here if not for the effect they have on the people viewing them? If there is little to no discernable difference between images then the next criteria to judge them by on an image board is file size. Where do you think you are? We aren't saving these images for posterity.
>>625873
>>625883
>>625820
you gave the idea guys, i wonder if things got rapey for peridot during the long trip to earth
>>627271
Yes. I want to feel them crush my tiny body.
>>627307
We are on an imageboard. Why are you acting surprised people want to save their images the highest quality possible? You might have a point if we were talking about digital photos but graphic design and digital art really suffer from jpg artifacts and resizing.
>>627354
I'm not the one posting my preferred image format every time someone posts something different.
>>627388
>I'm not the one posting my preferred image format
When you're not posting the highest resolution possible, that's basically what you're doing
Hell, even when you ARE posting the highest resolution possible, that's your preferred image format
That is exactly what you can do. Does it count as spam? If it's not redundant, no.
Can /sug/ stay in /trash/ when the show comes back? I like being able to post NSFW art
>>627414
It's definitely spam. Just be a decent human being and knock it the fuck off. No one appreciates you. You're a fucking burden. You're ACTIVELY harming every thread you spam by limiting the amount of actual images.
>>626446
>mfw I posted twelve of the ones listed
>>627414
>telling other people what their preferred image format is
My prefered image format is that which is barely different from a lossless format but significantly smaller in file size. But you can't understand that because you have autism. You can't help yourself. That's why you spam your preferred version of every image. You can't understand other humans who don't share your compulsion.
>>627157
i would, but only if it would lead to something more .
>>627495
>My prefered image format is that which is barely different from a lossless format but significantly smaller in file size.
Do you have autism, son?
Why compromise just a little? It's either lossless or full on 80Q 4:2:0 jpgs. That's how the world goes right now, On one side there's Indexer and the PNG Crusaders and on the other is Funnyjunk, ifunny, zerochan, tumblr and god knows how many other sites
Obligatory reminder that I'm on a mission from god to make this the OP image of the first /sug/ back on /co/ when the new year rolls around. Save the image and spread the word.
>>627589
>Do you have autism, son?
>Why compromise just a little?
I don't think you know what autism is. They have a hard time understanding others (like you not accepting other peoples image standards) and are often obsessive and therefore cannot make compromises (like your unwillingness to sacrifice a single bit for the sake of image size). Learn to compromise. It will help you in life in the long run.
>>627615
dank content bro, i'll def spread the word so the homies know
>>627655
thanks nigga
>>627615
Couldn't you find a less grainy image to edit?
>>627652
You seem to be as passionate about this as Indexer is
A compromise would be either for the sake of Quality or Filesize, you're compromising both, saving neither of them. You have a quality that is worse than the best, and a filesize that is bigger than the average site reencode
You're getting the worst out of both worlds
>>627615
I want to make it and post a picture of jasper cucking someone. A new year only happens once and we all need to remember 2016 is the year of the jasperfag.
>>627721
How are you determining my "passion"?
>>627729
Just post it in /aco/.
>>627709
sadly I couldn't! if you find me a better image though I'll redo the whole thing. but I think there's something amusing about the shit quality, that's also why I half-assed the text replacements on purpose, to make the best of it.
but I'd make it all nice if someone could get me a higher resolution image to work from
Wowie wowie w-how wow
>>627735
I dunno, I obviously can't tell your feelings just by text, but you are defending your choice fiercely by calling someone who disagrees with you an autist
If you weren't as firm about this as you think you are you wouldn't even have gone past the first reply and just let it drop
>>627757
Lapis is dumb.
Your friendly reminder that Peridot is the purest gem.
Unlike that blue slut.
>>627768
i'm triggered
>>624378
>>TF2 it is.<
>>627734
anon, I am not a jasperfag but I respect your jasperfaggotry. she is a better character to be a fag about than most. but we'll have multiple /sug/s to for you to get your jasper on. this loses its impact if it's not the first one.
If you pledge to help me on my mission from god, I will edit Jasper into the next revision of the poster. true facts
>>627781
>buzzwords
Please, don't even try to hide how butthurt you are about your waifu being the dumbest gem on the show.
>>627806
I guess if you had to compare a list of gems I'd put lapis on the bottom of the list, but she's [spoiler]hot_____________________________________[/spoiler]
>>627815
oh cool there's no spoilers on /trash/ nice job 4chan. why
>>627756
Damn, you're right. There are no high quality images of that.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/We're_Back!_Movie_Poster.jpg
http://www.drewstruzan.com/illustrated/documents/img/gm0809091636005121.jpg
http://www.blurnet.net/Tangibilities/Movie-posters/i-vCqC8B2/1/L/1553438602_7e607d43e0_o-L.jpg
>>627751
But i like doing it in a general
>>627851
Just use waifu2x
>>627761
The case for Indexer's autism is pretty straight forward.
>>627851
yeah see I told you. so unless some madman loves my idea so much that he goes out and gets a fresh scan of the original poster (or equivalent case art I guess) then I'm SOL
>>627869
I'm the one hyping up the first /co/sug thread back, but I don't see any reason why /co/sug and /trash/sug can't exist at the same time. it's /trash/, there are basically no rules.
>>627881
The fuck is wrong with the kids' faces?
>>627894
why do we need /co/sug again??
>>627881
holy SHIT this is a fucking nice upscale. I've never heard of waifu2x but man it gets some results. okay I'ma go edit the image then
>>627905
Actual discussion.
>>627806
i thought we were memeing
Goodnight sug
Please don't kill yourself and then sue me
>>627922
No, faggot, I'm serious.
>>627935
Oh, you were being serious? Let me laugh even harder.
>>627919
We already have legit discussion threads on /co/ for SU now though
>>627806
>dumbest gem
You mean Amethyst
>>627935
as a heart attack?
here's a picture of dottie
>>627959
>>627943
Why can't you just accept that your waifu acted irrationally and dumb? All the decisions she made were just straight up retarded. You are idiots if you believe fusing with Jasper was the right decision. There was thousands of things she could have done. Why do I have to keep explaining this?
>>627967
The prettiest
>>627991
lousy smarch weather
>>627979
Im surprised you keep explaining it. Most people would just let it go by now. Let the water fuckers be ignorant. Your very passionate.
>>627979
lapis is not my waifu but
humans don't always make rational decisions. if anything that's what makes us human.
and that applies to non-human but human-esque fictional characters too don't get autistic on me you know what I mean
you can like a character in spite of making flawed decisions. she made a snap decision under pressure. there were better things that she could've done but under the circumstances she didn't have time to think it through, relentlessly analyzing shit, etc. like, come on, sheesh.
it's dumb that she fused and it's dumb how committed to the fusion she is but man she has a lot of fucking shit to deal with that's in the way of her judgement. don't get why people find her so unsympathetic
>>628030
I think he wants the Lapisfags to stay down because of that one Lapisfag yesterday that tried to defend his waifu furiously.
>>627332
Lewd! Very lewd! Thanks Anon.
>>625737
Futa Bad Pearl cumming on Peridot's face, please.
>>627979
Don't assume you know what I think about Lapis and what she's done.
>>628077
So you think she's dumb too? Thanks.
I find Lapis charmingly stupid.
i want steven to explore peridot's body
>>627991
she owns a fucking sword
i can relate to her even more now
Is this /lapis/ or /sug/? Its getting hard to tell.
>>627332
delightful
>>628119
it's /straight shota/
>>628116
what kind of sword do you have Anon?
>>628087
Put whatever you want in my mouth friend.
>>628138
That sounds like something Lapis would say!
>>628138
How about my dick?
>>628130
Thats really cute
My god, Lapisfags such at defending their waifu. Kek.
>>628167
You such at grammar
>>628167
*suck
I want /ss/neeple to stay on /trash/ forever.
>>628177
>being so butthurt you want to grammar whore
Lel, my point still stands, you guys can't defend Lapis, though.
>>628109
>Steven and Peridot having sweaty clumsy exploratory sex
Unf
>>628192
just let lappy be happy
i want pearl to grope trap steven's tits
>>628206
Not even Lapis wants to be happy.
Is SU a meme show?
>>628206
There is no such thing as happy lappy.
>>628259
ignore the /ss/neaple.
>>628266
It's the Undertale of cartoons.
>>628274
ant ant ant ant
>>628273
That image looks so bad
>>628294
>waiting on my sweet prince the indexer.
>>627709
>>627881
OK I updated this with higher quality shit. Thanks for the help with the upscale friend. This is the new image to spread around. I'm going to make a Jasper variant for >>627734 though
>>628302
Someone has zoomed in on it for some reason so it's all pixelated.
>>628308
I want the T-rex's cock up my ass.
I fucking hate /ss/neeple
>Martin O'malley makes an old person joke at Bernie's expense
>>628318
Probably Indexer.
>>628360
It's better than Lapisfaggotry, I'm afraid.
>>628364
wat a piece of shit right?
>>628386
'another generation's perspective'
buddy what r u, in your 50s? get out of here
Two huge black cocks hung oppressively low and on to Rebecca Sugar's face. They belonged to Ian Jones-Quartly and Lamar Abrams.
"You Ready to fuck dis' bitch?" said Lamar, with his deep, almost buttery voice.
"Aww yeah" said Ian, in a tone of voice that matched Lamar's sexy timbre.
They then continued to stick they're huge cocks in Rebecca's pussy and asshole. She let out a groan of unimaginable ecstasy.
"Aww fuck YES YES YES YES. I always knew you boys were "Strong in the real way". She giggled seductively.
She then brought her attention to Matt Burnett's puffy white member, which jut out in front of her face. She drooled and licked her lips.
Across the room, Lauren Zuke and Hilary Florido were working the fat shafts of Jeff Liu and Steven Sugar, occasionally stopping to make out and swap the cum, spit, and sweat from their mouths.
>>628415
wow
>>627734
as promised here is the jasper variant for you friend. I hope this is an OK compromise. I am on a mission from god to make this the OP image for the next /co/sug so please help your humble anon friend out and put this in the OP if you get to make it.
>>628377
No, it really isn't
>>628415
haha... amateurs.
>>628415
You're missing a bunch of the boarders in your story. Rewrite it and try again.
there is literally nothing wrong with /ss/
>>628497
Like who?
>>628510
4ants
This is one of the worst threads I've seen in awhile and that's saying something.
>>628415
lauren doesn't like wieners anon
>>628541
Well in the story she does. Just go along with it.
>>628529
Joe, Katie, Raven, Paul? Know your crew before you shitpost about them m8
>>628534
post a bigger version then faggot
>>628551
Last names pls. I'll write the next one tomorrow morning. Maybe.
>>628533
yeah exactly that's the idea. there's no way that the first /co/sug image back can't be this. I spent like 30 whole minutes of my life I can't get back on this at this point. it's just the perfect sort of leering statement of bemusement that we once again get to have /sug/ and piss off the super autistic people that can't stand being within 100 feet of someone who likes steven universe. it's a mission that I must complete.
>>628541
she can shapeshift a love of wieners
>>628415
>>628573
Have this informative tumblr post I found about it http://heliodorable.tumblr.com/post/135293125173/the-majority-of-the-steven-universe-staff-have
>>628576
I'll try hard to make sure it isn't the first image for /sug/
Was Rose a brilliant revolutionary or did she just get thousands of gems addicted to her lacrimal sweetness?
I really want Jasper's big cock. I want her big orange shaft. I want it, at fully erect, laying on my face, covering my eyes, her heavy musky balls resting on my chin. I want to lock her tip, and give her little kisses to make her throb with anticipation. I want to stroke her, her foreskin rolling up and down. I want to roll my tongue around her head. I want to taste her salty pre. I want to feel her cock pulse and her balls tighten as she bites her lip with brazen lust. Then I want to take her in my mouth, her massive girth stretching my jaw to aching.
I want her to lose all pretense and just grab the back of my head, her strong hands gripping my skull and fingernails digging in as she thrusts forward, her cock sliding past my tonsils.
I want to feel her balls slap against my chin and the air to escape my mouth with a whorish 'glug'. Then I want her to use my face like her own personal fucksleeve, ramming her pelvis into my face over and over again, barely giving me a chance to breathe. Finally once she has been throughly satisfied she would hilt herself inside my mouth and shoot her hot thick ropes of stringy sticky jizz directly into my stomach, filling me up.
Am I gay?
>>628415
>stick they're huge cocks
>they're
>>628621
Uh huh that's gr8 anon
>>628621
you're saying "she" and "her" so no. you just like
CHICKS
WITH
DICKS
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
>>628638
>8)
>>625851
im kinda busy, but keep requesting guys
>>628462
I wish I had a Greg of my own
>>628541
That's why she is making out with a chick on the side.
>>625737
Bad Pearl hugging Steven and crying.
>>628638
okay good, but what about if its a twink's femine cock? is it gay if i like that too?
>>628667
It's hard for me to see zuke making out with someone else other than Amethyst's va.
>>628698
Like this?
>>628663
One of these days I'll reach these kids.
>>628705
Send it to Amethyst's VA on Twitter. She'll love it.
>>628698
Wow, her V and her A that's pretty gross Zuke
>>628739
D-Don't do it anon. It's a lie.
>>628755
Don't listen to this faggot, do it. I'm sure she'd love it.
>>628663
just a small fix
>>628817
it doesn't take balls to anonymously harass someone online tbqh
>>628846
Whats her Twitter?
>>628854
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton
have at it
So one of the fine fags on /co/ finally gave me the fucking source on the "Sugar said there'd be no villains" quote.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-is-a-show-about-fantasys-love-affair-1458060916
Specifically, it seems people are talking about this paragraph:
>But we won't necessarily see that many iconic villains on Steven Universe, says Sugar — the Gems aren't dealing with a particular person, but something "bigger than that." There's not "really a singular enemy." Instead, the conflict will be within the group, and it'll be about Steven figuring out what's right.
So, like I thought, this shit just got telephoned to hell and people started saying she said there'd be no evil villains.
The point of it was that the gems aren't facing a single threat, but rather whole forces and more meta issues among themselves.
Yellow Diamond can go full Hitler for all that matters, the point is that the Gems are facing Gemkind, not the leader alone.
I hope our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come out with a failed safe plot
To piss of the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late
I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
>>628863
Oh no you don't, faggot! No pussying out. https://twitter.com/whammybah
>>628817
I'd be funny af if someone did do it
>>628876
>yfw yellow diamond turns out to be a nice person with a camp accent
>>628907
A what accent?
>>628895
what exactly is funny about that?
seems pretty juvenile yall!!!!!!!!!
>>628917
>seems pretty juvenile
Where do you think you are?
>>628916
think Lt. Surge from Pokemon abridged
>>628930
don't use a web site to excuse your acting like a dipshit!!!!!!
>>628609
thanks bro. I need an archenemy or else my mission doesn't feel missiony enough. 8)
(also I'm obviously kidding about caring about how much time I spent on it. I just think it's funny)
>>628907
Is it bad that I want Yellow Diamond to be really nice and understanding but stuck in a "gotta do what you gotta do" situation?
dot
>>628894
So what do I win?
>>628961
Nothing
>>628961
probably a block
>>628961
ABSOLUTE
M
A
D
M
A
N
>>628961
another memory to look back on and cringe
>>628961
BRAVO! GOOD SHOW, LAD.
>>628961
Should have tagged zuke too
>>628961
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>628999
>>629000
>Those digits
damn son
>>629001
Since he doesn't give a fuck, why not just send it to Zuke too?
>>628953
I want that to be one of the other diamonds.
I want Yellow to be the more straightforward "this one is flawed" and have blue or white be the "genuinely nice, but doing things for the sake of her people"
I can't even fucking compose myself right now. This is too damn funny for words.
>>629018
But I like Zuke I wouldn't want her to block me.
>>629048
Oh, okay, m8, I understand. Still, good job.
>>628961
Oh fuck me this is great.
>>628949
I do it because I care.
>>628985
>scotgem
thanks anon, you just reminded me of all the tripfags we have to look forward to upon our return to /co/
>>628985
Didn't hear about that. Care to provide images?
You know this thread was shit but it was nice right at the end.
>>628961
>implying Michaela will even remember this was something Zuke said to her
>implying she'll get it
>>629108
we make the best of what we got
>>629108
Im sorry what was that?
>>629113
Hey anon
anon
Hey anon
Shut the fuck up.
>>629129
I said the thread was nice right at the end.
>>629067
What's worse is that I know he's still just around and waiting. He's one of the first to get at the edits I put up on tumblr.
Seems a lot of people get shit from him too.
>>629212
Just another fucking tripfag. They're all the same and they're all horrible.
>>628415
Just to say you made my fucking night
>>627334
i like the way you think anon!
>>629212
Who is*
A fucking nobody that loved to shitpost, who badmouthed Zuke on a dare and then pussied out just like the huge faggot he is.
>>629318
How the fuck was he afraid of badmouthing someone on the internet? All you have to do is be an asshole and make it convincing.
>>627332
<3<3<3!!!!! Im fapping to this right now.
>>627332
I sure hope so. Anyone have anymore of Peridot and Jasper?
>>628621
i-i love you for this anon...
>>629430
image limit bubba
>>623677
Whp is this artist again? I used to have them bookmarked, but lost it.
>>630718
meekbot
>>630755
Thank you.
