/sug/ - Steven Universe General
So Damn Tired Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Time until the end of hiatus:
>Two hours are added every time someone denies Pearl is best gem.
-Rebecca Sugar
Pearlidot OTP
peri-cherry best rock
More Lapis bullying please!
>>597601
I hate this strip. It's ooc and sickeningly maternal considering Pearl is a fucking space rock.
>>597606
Morning cramps can be a pain. Stay strong Peri!
>>597622
Pearl is very maternal though.
>>597619
everyone knows she's the worst gem
Today, if everyone's getting their shit fucked by blue gem.
L-lapispam?
>>597680
You know it.
>>597659
It's mostly just throwing a tantrum, but whatever you say, pal.
Lapis' behavior becomes a bit more understandable when you consider Maslow's hierarchy of needs. After Steven helped her fulfill her physiological needs by freeing her and repairing her gem, Lapis is at the point where the fulfillment of her safety needs is her number one priority. It in no way excuses what she's done, but it does give context to her actions instead of just assuming she's a huge fuckup.
>>597697
A tantrum that can shake the heavens.
>>597659
so lapis has been raping jasper everyday for months?
>>597318
>>597698
She's a huge fuckup. I can understand everything she's done up until fusing with Jasper to save Steven because of her story. There's literally no need to keep the fusion going when Lapis can just destroy Jasper if she unfuses under the ocean. She's throwing a big tantrum and is getting a whole planet and a gem unrelated to her eternal suffering involved just for the hell of it.
>>597730
I think you're underestimating Jasper. Also, remember when Garnet and Amethyst was so tired from fusing they couldn't move? That's what's going to happen with Lapis and Jasper after they unfuse. Jasper, having more strength than Lapis will totally fuck her shit up.
i can do a last one before i go
>>597763
Steven hiding in Garnet's hair.
>>597754
Jasper will be tired from the fusion as well, but I doubt Lapis would lose all control over her water powers for that long. Remember Lapis is also pretty damn powerful. She could move the entire ocean with her gem cracked.
>Amethyst is an apathetic, fat, slob
>Pearl is a stick with a big nose and OCD
>Garnet is a mute statue who don't need no man
>Peridot is a homophobic, racist jerk who is at best a banal collaborator with evil
>Jasper is the same as Peridot only with muscles
>Lapis, petite and seemingly fragile, the picture of femininity
Lapis is the only balls to the wall waifu bait in SU. This is meant to get viewers to care about her so her circumstances seem that much more tragic.
>>597801
peridot sounds my dream wife
>>597801
Let's talk about how Homeworld is a society of homophobic, racist jerks.
>>597730
fuck you you don't know what you would do in the same situation or how you would react to being in solitary confinement for 5000 years.
just to finally get out,escape, go home,and find that it's been utterly twisted from how you remember it.
maybe she doesn't want to go back to homeworld or let jasper go back to homeworld to tell them about steven.
maybe your just not seeing the entirety of the logic lapis has in keeping a ranking homeworld officer from blaring the sos by locking her ass down at the bottom of the ocean. i think her logic is solid and the /freaks/ can "muh orders" all they want about it.
lapis is doing the right thing.
>>597771
Lapis has god-like water powers, that's true, but physically, she's very weak. She's between a rock and hard space.
Holy shit, Lapisfags, calm down. I just wanted this to stay in one thread, but you wanted to go and take the bait again like me.
>>597810
Let's talk about which space rock has the best tasting period blood!
>>597825
They
fucking
started
it
>>597815
If she wants to stop Jasper she just either has to A: Destroy her B: Poof her and bubble her and C: Stick her into an item like they did to her. What she's doing instead is let a fusion of hate grow angrier and more unstable under the ocean endangering the whole planet when she loses control. I'm not denying she's mentally unstable you idiot, just that what she's doing is not smart at all, which was the original argument.
>>597827
Gems don't bleed, period.
>>597840
There's no reason to be as dumb as they are.
Hey guys, I've been away for a while - why are we here now?
>>597860
Lapisfags decided they want to be aggro and did too much.
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135396906890/we-were-the-most-reblogged-animated-tv-show-on
>>597871
What a fucking surprise.
>>597871
Where the fuck is the news about the show, goddamn it!
>>597871
>Be strong and flexible
>>597871
Defeat on their faces
Defeat in their hearts
>>597902
>>597871
Out of all gems, it's weird she chose Peridot to be next to her along with Steven. I guess because she's relevant now?
>>597871
Ew I didn't know Peridot was so old
That's kinda gross
>>597846
Not with that attitude.
>>597917
The others were busy.
>>597871
Also the most posted about single respectable cartoon on 4chan. Not really a surprise why they wouldn't brag about that though.
>>597916
Is this what Indexer has done to us? Now we can't even let reaction images slide? I curse the day God gave Indexer his autism.
>>597953
Becky recorded a special video for 4chan but it's secret
Why do you think she has a little boy and an Asian woman with her
>>597871
HER VOICE IS SO QUIET. IT'S CUTE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REMINDER THAT YOU CAN'T MALARKEY THE PERI-CHERRY.
>>597770
alright
How was everyone's morning?
>>597981
That barely even rhymes.
Try again.
>>597997
But it rhymes, nigger, deal with it.
>>597967
They know.
>>598026
I'm just gonna index myself.
>>597981
Stop calling her that.
She doesn't like it.
>most reblogged animated TV show on Tumblr in 2015
honestly what other show was it gonna be
I'm here for the memes where are the memes
A lot of anger in these threads today. I think we need to just step back and cherish our favorite Gems. No matter what faults they may have.
>>598196
here memes have a meme
is this enough meme for your meme
>>598247
look i found a meme too gem's and it's even in line with the general.
>>598196
more memes never enough memes
>>598266
can this be a meme too dubsman
>>598271
no you arent meme enough train hard every day and youll be a meme
>>597619
Anon, it's not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
>>598274
THANKS DUBSMAN
>>598276
That's why it's so funny!
Peri-cherry's tight virgin asshole.
>>598257
Hey /sug/, if you don't mind me asking. What's your birthstone and zodiac sign?
Emerald
Taurus
>>598299
Why would I know that stupid shit?
When is garnet gonna beat the shit outta peridot?
>>598302
You could google it and literally click on the first link that comes up. But since I'm feeling in a nice mood this thread, I'll do it for you.
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-sign-dates.html
https://www.americangemsociety.org/birthstones
>>598308
When the gem drill is completed and they no longer have a use for her. Those who do not accept fusion into their hearts do not belong on Earth.
>>598032
>xanxor will never fuck you with her giant alien futa dick
>>598320
You never know, she could turn out to be be quite accepting with a little encouragement..
>>598341
I want to know Peridot's weapon.
I mean it'll end up being something pathetic like a dragon dildo but still
>>598299
Sapphire virgin
>>598341
It's possible.
>>598356
That's a rough zodiac sign to have.
>>598299
Pearl/Moonstone/Alexandrite
Cancer.
>cuck is no longer filtered
>>598374
fuck off retard
>>598374
Holy fuck, really?
cucks
baka desu senpai
cuck
RUBY IS A KEK
>>598417
BASED
>>598419
No, both of them were just me testing it out, you cuck.
>>598299
Virgo
Peridot
>INB4 peri-cherry jokes
>>598435
C-Can I pop your Peri-cherry?
>>598358
thats very close to a theory of what I thought they'd look like, colors are different, I was going to call her Hematite
>>598316
Ew I got worst gem, Amethyst
>>598482
Connie and Steven has to be the most forced relationship in cartoon history. It's also boring.
>>598374
Cry more cuck.
>>598487
>forced
I'm getting really sick and tired of this word. baka desu senpai
>>598487
>has to be the most forced relationship in cartoon history
Watch more cartoons.
You do know that they're just friends, right? Also I enjoy that Steven doesn't act like a nervous loser when he's around Connie all the time.
>>598487
>forced
Nigger, they are just friends. Forced is completely opposite of what their relationship is.
>>598513
What the fuck are you on? Of course it's forced, and for you to deny that it's romantic is just delusional.
Best canon pairing coming through
>>598417
so are you saying lapis is a homeless pedophile?
>>598594
Aqualung's not a pedo though
the harder riff-based verses are supposed to convey how people feel about the homeless vs. the acoustic verses showing the reality of the situation
another example is the front cover vs. the back
>>598576
Is there porn of them?
>>598612
but then the lyrics are that he's going after school girl panties and he likes to get fucked up and what have you.
>>598624
some pics and a sketched comic on paheal
maybe there's some on the galaxy tag
>>598356
>>598626
This pic is stupid.
>>598626
Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Feeling alone --
the army's up the road
salvation a la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't you start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
The December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard was
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
>>598667
>gentle giant was better.
>not going to be out jethro'd
lol at people not realising that pewey is more canon than their lesbo ships
>>598683
what are you even saying with this post?
>>598676
>gentle giant was better.
>>598713
>opinion
>/mu/
>>598704
Please replace your images
>>598683
lol at you for not realizing that you're fucking retarded
Trans Mayor Dewey
Genderfluid Mayor Dewey
Bigender Mayor Dewey
Agender Mayor Dewey
Non-binary Mayor Dewey
A Mayor Dewey who wanted to wear feminine clothes as a child but was not allowed to because “he was the mayor’s son.” A Mayor Dewey who grew up under the shadow of her family’s legacy and lived under constant pressure to be the next link in the chain. A Mayor Dewey who doesn’t know she’s trans, or even what being trans means. A Mayor Dewey who uses “he/him” pronouns for herself even though it doesn’t feel right. A Mayor Dewey who uses dated terminology because she’s uneducated on trans issues and she’s simply unaware of the proper semantics. A Mayor Dewey who doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin, or in that ill-fitted suit.
So she throws herself into being the mayor. She’s going to be the best mayor she can be, the best mayor Beach City has ever had! Her whole identity is being the mayor, because that’s easier than thinking about all that confusing gender stuff. It’s not like she can talk to anyone about it. What would the town think? What would her son think?
She works all the time so she doesn’t have to think about it. Still, some days she can’t help but long for a new life. A new town, a new name, a new set of clothes. She figures that it’s a pipe dream. “I’d make an ugly woman anyway,” she thinks. She’s so tall, she has big hands, big feet, a big nose, and she’s balding. Yes, it would never work. Best not to think about it.
But when she sees Pearl, she wells up with so much admiration and hope. Pearl is even taller, her hands and feet and nose are even bigger, and she too has a receding hairline. And yet, she’s so elegant and beautiful, so graceful and confident. The mayor can’t help her infatuation, perhaps because Pearl is everything that she wants to be.
>>598704
>howitshouldbebutisnt.jpg
good thing it never was
How would Jasper hit on you?
>>598733
Tumblr pls
>>598728
so you agree with me and the only rebuttal you got is ad homs. oh the denial.
>>598725
hi indexer, thanks for help, i usually dont nab your work but i will with these.
>>598740
She would hit me alright.
>>598733
oh god, those last couple sentences
>>598738
hdge fvgherygfhdgjrfsdbfeaybfyebyyvu..fuck you greg.
fuuck you?
fuck you.
greg fuck you
>>598744
>sapphire and ruby
you said pewey is more canon than my lesbo ship, you are therefore wrong and a fucking idiot. have a good day, sir. and don't try to move the goalposts either.
>>598762
stay mad pearlfag
>>598774
mad turns to sad real fast.
Bored, and messing around with those anti-blogs.
Specifically the one that called out gnome-no on Tumblr.
>>598770
>have a good day, sir.
>don't try to move the goalposts
holy shit. learn to read stupid faggot.
>>598786
this pearl shares some real striking similarities with mine
>>598683
>being this delusional
>>598683
steven having the space rock harem is more likely
>>598794
why are you still replying? are you that much of a retard you can't comprehend when you've lost?
>>598790
That pic reminds me. I once was lurking on a forum where people had phobia of vomit/vomiting, so instead of writing puke, barf or whatver they'd do it like it was a bad word. Like v* in place of vomiting.
>>598803
fanfic pearl they all love you,but they have grown cold to the suffering pearl fags. they might as well be lapisfags.
maybe if i did my own version of the peridot rap.
maybe i need a link to the peridot rap.
>yfw garnet dies
>yfw jasper takes her place
>>598683
Honestly at this point I don’t even know why Pewey shippers even ship pewey. Like, ignoring for a second the blatant lesbian erasure and lesbophobia, Pearl does not like Dewey at all, and is clearly uncomfortable around him. To start off, when they first met in Political Power, and Dewey asked where Steven’s “hot sister” was. This on it’s own goes to show a lot, showing that Pewey is really only attracted to Pearl’s looks, not having even met her, and developing a crush. It’s also just gross being that Steven is maybe around 10 so assuming she was actually his sister, that would put Pearl at 16-25, making a whole new set f problems with Mayor Dewey’s crush and assumption of familial status. But anyway, Peal answers the door, clearly not too fond of what was waiting for her.
I mean, she has shown in the past clear distaste for men, such as Greg, treated him as if he is insignificant, and being uncomfortable/running way when faced with his personal affection.
>>598830
here you go buddy
on the house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gejJXypSM
>>598816
lost what though?
>>598814
>>598807
>being this much of a samefag
I get it, you're a buttmad lesbo but just take it down a notch.
>>598837
>lesbophobia
is this a real word ? be straight with me now
>>598830
Sufferfags are terrible. Pearl will get her happiness.
>>598837
>Pearl does not like Dewey at all
classic tsundere
have you never watched anime, friend
>>598849
It's homophobia but for lesbians only. Because y'know, LGBT people need more separation.
>>598683
Yeah, things like Pearlnet, Amy+Garnet. All that bullshit that it's obvious they are self inserting.
Seeing their delusion get crused is kinda pathetic. Won't get my pity, tho.
>>598849
>be straight with me now
That'd be lesbian erasure, anon. I can't be straight with you. Fucking dddisgustttinggg!!!!!1111
>>598852
happiness is temporary don't delude yourself and especially in the case of pearl.
>>598843
if you wanna catch a samefag you gotta make sure you're 100%
>>598837
>I mean, she has shown in the past clear distaste for men, such as Greg
Pretty understandable
I want to fuck Steven in that dress
>>598858
Now in response to this people (Pewey shippers) often blame her. She is either being a “”tsundere” or is just being plain old mean. The thing is, why can’t they just respect her boundaries. Instead of thinking what she might want, they think of poor ol’ Mayor Dewey and his broken heart. Pearl is not just being mean, she has head her personal bubble popped, and won’t stand for it.
>>598880
wow gem cap me next i want to see how bad you make my posts look too.
>>598628
>implying you had an argument in the first place
>>598859
>Because y'know, LGBT people need more separation.
What they need is to die. Preferably by suicide.
>>598886
>people actually got angry at this
Is the SJW boogeyman so prominent that people think all cross-dressing is now pushing some sort of agenda?
>>598837
>Dewey is really only attracted to Pearl’s looks, not having even met her, and developing a crush
Same thing happened with Greg and Rose.
For the "lesbian erasure" let me correct you: Pearl has only shown attraction to GEMS. Not women, Gems. Pearl can't be a lesbian, she's not Human, she's not from Earth, and doesn't even identify as a woman. So far there is nothing that says it's bad to think of Pearl as someone who could be attracted to men.
Most of the pewey shippers ship them because they find the ship cute. In fact, a lot of shippers only ship something because they think it's cute.
>>598888
You're not wrong, but on the other hand she is absolutely 100% going to come around
just look at this face
>>598888
>She is either being a “”tsundere” or is just being plain old mean
You sure you're talking about Pearl?
Also checked
>>598907
I'd say that the patriarchy boogeyman is bigger and scarier, consider Sugar's background and the direction the show is going.
Mind you.
>>598888
They are both fictional characters. Not real-life people. People can do whatever the hell they want with them and if it disturbs you, just look away.
>>598918
Calling things you don't agree with edgy is edgier.
No words.
>>598937
not really
Why do I keep coming back to this place?
>>598940
We need a better artist to redraw this.
>>598940
ewewwwwwwwwwww that's not good.
this is why /ss/neaple have to be cast out and let them be weirdo's elsewhere on /trash/
>>598943
because your like a serial killer.
>>598927
>just look away.
That's not the solution for everything. You can't always ignore or walk away from a situation.
>>598940
fucking freaks, it's always the cock
>>598941
Is that all? Oh, how persuasive.
>>598960
he doesn't understand ethics, morality, or self awareness and all your doing is trying to help.
>>598949
Luckily I'm just into /gs/.
>>598959
>implying
>>598960
>you can't walk away from somebody on the internet drawing pictures of fictional characters
oh okay
>>598982
/ss/neaple get the fuck out. you fuck children.
are you not aware if the actuality of actions or what?
>>598989
>oh okay
I'm sure these tumblrisms are better handled when you reblog the posts instead, right?
>>599014
>you fuck children.
/ss/ isn't fucking children unless the person is a woman. If you're a man and like /ss/ then it's literally the opposite of fucking a child.
>>599014
What the fuck are you even trying to say, you braindead faggot?
And why the fuck do you assume I fuck children?
Kill yourself
>>599026
I'm sorry anon but I don't speak autism, you'll have to rewrite your post in english.
>>598960
Do you really need to make every situation a big deal, though? Shipping is the act of someone thinking that two or more fictional characters should be in a relationship together, and then creating content of it. Who in the world are you, and what kind of position do you think you have where you can say "No, don't do this, stop it" to shippers?
Shipping does not have to adhere to canon.
Shipping something does not mean that you like, or endorse the type of relationship the characters have canonically.
Shipping is harmless.
Stop shipshaming 2k16.
>>599044
>>599038
the both of you like to watch children fucking if your /ss/neaple there is no argument here.
weirdo's
Show me a better adult Stevonnie design.
Protip: You can't.
>>599082
I can't, because I really don't care for them that much.
>>598980
>/gs/
My man!
Love you /sug/
>>598980
i hope that means garnet sexual.
>>599171
Suck my futa cock
>>599171
such a sweetheart.
https://youtu.be/Kv3V5XEUGAU?list=PLDmyt6SSrdi_KJjjxSGY3sJXSgOrZwIof
>>599174
Keep hoping, mister.
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
>>599171
I love you too, but I love you more when you're blue.
>>599082
>dat feminine waistline
>dose masculine biceps
Best of both worlds.
>>599208
Single fathers are very attractive.
>>599208
get that fuckin spewey dewey to a Asian massage parlor.
>>599226
So are single mothers. Well, some.
>>599208
Fucking gross, take a damn shower
>>599171
This is almost as annoying as my tea is cold but also disgusting.
>>599276
Oh, would you like me to stop?
>>599309
No, don't stop, there are people in this thread who needs to be reminded that they are loved.
>>599067
>>599276
>he doesn't like Stevidot
How can you not like a pairing with two of the cutest characters in the show?
>>599276
Why do you hate love, anon?
>>599320
i'll take a love poster over an angry poster.
>>599336
Steven is fucking annoying
>>599340
oh jeeze
>>599375
fuck off, dirt bomb. Steven is 2pure
>>599375
Normally I'm not a person to tell someone to kill themselves over a cartoon
but fucking kill yourself
>>599171
Fuck you.
>>599382
Thanks for the big version dex
>>599375
Steven is the very first of his kind and will grow up to be the savior of mankind and Gemkind and will be the start of a coming masterrace of Gem/Human hybrids.
Would the HW gems be good moms?
>>599449
If the need arose, sure.
>>599434
>Wanting disgusting halflings
No wonder he's so annoying, rose was fucking retarded fucking a bumfuck monkey
What an absolute disgrace.
>>599309
Yes, please stop.
Does anyone have any new Peridot rape porn?
Post husbandos
>>599519
>Not wanting half-Gem half-human hybrids
Steven is the start of the coming race. The earth is a bitch, they've finished their news, Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use.
>>599336
Peridot is an adult, the space equivalent of a Nazi, and a rock.
>>599543
Yeah
here's a cool liveblog you guys
http://keyofjetwolf.tumblr.com/tagged/jet-wolf-watches-steven-universe/chrono
>>599566
Rock's don't reproduce like that, dumby.
>>599588
Fuck off.
>>599556
>>599576
Good taste. All the men in the show are pretty attractive.
The only bad husbando in the SU-verse is [spoiler]Marty[/spoiler].
[spoiler]Haha just kidding, Martyanon. He's pretty hot too.[/spoiler]
>>599566
It's never gonna happen so keep dreaming faggot
>>599282
this could fix everyone's problems
>>599633
It could.
>>599611
Yeah they do look good, but then hearin Lars's voice or Sour Cream's is fucking disappointing
Why do people ship Pearl with males? That's disgusting.
>>599649
this is so stupid and ugly
>>599654
Because they think a man will fix all her problems
>>599654
oh boy look, a butthurt dyke
what a surprise.
>>599654
Don't you tumblrs to dox?
>>599669
> A man
> fixing anything
>>599654
It depends on the male, but usually it's because they really like it, sometimes because they think it fits, and other times because it's cute.
>>599654
there is no need to be upset
hmmm
>>599679
Greg solved Homeworld's Rose problem.
>>599654
shipping her with anyone besides rose is weird to me, she shows no interest to really anyone except when it benefits her own damn self
>>599697
Sure he did
>>599611
Have a slightly bigger lars
>>599698
Shipping doesn't have to make sense.
>>599698
Well shit, you must have a problem with 90% of the ships
>>599679
>tfw no femdom/cbt Pearl
anybody got any sad looking characters?
My sis and her friends are watching TTG downstairs. I tried to stop them. They're being corrupted. Like those gems in the kindergarden.
>>599722
Anon, how old are you?
>>599710
Awesome! Thanks.
>>599698
>not liking GregPearl filled with hatesex
It's okay to be gay, anon. But it doesn't excuse your shit taste.
Vomits sound arent enough to express my disgust right now.
>>599740
>human AUs
Disgusting.
>>599722
>16 year old detected
>>599740
What the fuck. Does tumblr actually date women like this? Are tumblr women like this irl?
>>599722
What exactly is the issue here?
>>599759
>i was just going
>>599691
this may seem like nitpicking but would really improve the figure
>>599760
>Are tumblr women like this irl?
If only I could tell you of the expereinces I gathered when meeting with tumblrinas
>>599776
The lower body changes might not work from a physics standpoint. You do want the figure to be able to support its own weight, but the original version's head topology is inexcusable.
>>599711
who is this afro headed man ?
>>599776
What would?
>>599801
It's Steven meeting Pearl's and Lapis's fusion after he went away for a long time.
>>599740
why everyone draws human jasper with this skin condition (i don't remember how its named)
you guys aren't even trying anymore
>>599814
it's called vitiligo, it's mainly a tumblr thing (not even trying to start shit) , they use it as a way to translate patterns or stripes
>>599817
What do you want from us?
>>599814
vitiligo.tumblr do that to match Jasper 2 color pattern
>>599817
You aren't either motherfucker.
>>599082
>two midgets create an adult sized human
>two adults create a giant fusion
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>>599854
How can you make porn of someone that huge without sizing them down?
Peridot's pretty weak for a gem, isn't she? I bet an adult man could just hold her down and do whatever he wants to her.
>>599887
Or any type of woman
>>599867
>How do you make porn about a giant futa?
You should read more hentai.
>>599887
i dunno, she's weak by gem standards, included steven (who's pretty strong for s human anyway)
>>599574
Can you post some?
>>599967
BUNKGA KOWA
Amethyst
Aquarius
WHERE'S THE GAY
>>600036
Can you please delete this I don't want to see it.
>>598299
This is fucking stupid, you know that, right?
Besides there's different birthsone charts depending where you live.
>>600004
>those clothes
What is this referencing?
>>600044
Hide it.
>>600052
Steven Universe
>>600032
nice.i did not knew there was an animated version.
>>600036
>Kevin as a half way decent person
He tried raping Stevonnie.
>>600064
No, those clothes are not a reference to Steven Universe Created By Rebecca Sugar.
>>600052
>>600091
No he didn't.
>>598299
Topaz
Scorpio
>>600112
Watch Alone Together. It was pretty much rape.
>>600091
Oh god, I want porn of Kevin date raping Stevonie
>>600121
He just wanted a dance m8
>>600121
daily reminder that two 12 year olds dont make up one 24 year old.
>>600125
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER
>>600137
>daily reminder that two 12 year olds dont make up one 24 year old.
You're right, they make one big, sexy 12 year old.
Absolutely for sexual.
>>600149
With possibly both genitals
>>600137
Yeah, despite my mighty need to sexualize Stevonnie, that fact makes it difficult.
>>600046
Your opinion is noted and duly disregarded.
>>600149
your wacked and you jack off to children.
>>600166
she's just an adult sized 12 year old.
she just wants to run around,jump, and eat stuff why would you wanna fuck that whole think up trying to rub your dick on her or getting her to rub whatever she has on someone else?
>>600195
>mfw anon is trying to have a logical arguments with pedos on 4chan
Will you ever learn?
>>600195
>she just wants to run around,jump, and eat stuff
Don't forget the metaphorical "dancing"
Stevonnie has a mangina
If you are younger than 18 please get out of the thread.
>>600202
He was never the same after thatn
>>600166
i don't have problems with that, she's a separated character, as garnet, ruby and sapphire
>>600195
>she just wants to run around,jump, and eat stuff why would you wanna fuck that whole think up trying to rub your dick on her or getting her to rub whatever she has on someone else?
I want to sexualize Stevonnie because Stevonnie has a rocking body. Also the free spirit think is cool. I find it difficult to sexualize Stevonnie because psychologically screwing up two 11 year olds is a major turnoff.
>>600216
nope, just keep that pain train rolling
anybody got any sadlooking characters?
>>600221
Stevonnie has a very feminine body, so all of masculinity must be focused somewhere else.
>>600254
i think your confusing free spirit with child like be wonderment and i think a lot of the steven/stenvonie/connie weirdos have the same problem.
>>600279
>Stevonnie has a very feminine body
Androgynous actually.
>>600280
I just said that I acknowledge that Stevonnie is mentally 11 year olds and that Stevonnie shouldn't be sexualized because of it. I've said it twice. What are you even arguing at this point?
>>600280
>weirdos
Don't you get tired of being an autistic faggot?
>>597638
I mean, come on, look at her in Steven's sitcom dream sequence, she was the the soccer-mommest of lesbian soccer moms ever.
>>597871
Still looks like my old girlfriend.
>>598594
Hobopal kek
>>598740
With her fists.
Pain is so close to pleasure...
>>599449
Maybe. I see Jasper less as a mom and more like an uncle along the lines of Piccolo (grouchy, bitter, but still cares and wants the best for those whom she cares for).
>>599835
>>599845
If I draw Jasper human, I usually just make them battle scars instead.
>>600298
Im a girl and I'm having a poo right now as I type this does that doing anything for my mistake?
>>600291
Those curves are very feminine. What is masculine is the [spoiler]long and thick penis[/spoiler].
Pearl being raped episode when?
>>600338
She don't got no pusty or buttholel tho
>>600323
Of course it looks curvy you stupid idiot. It's fanart.
>>600380
Even in the official art, Stevonnie has a feminine chest and waist with masculine shoulders and limbs.
Does anyone have the image of Peridot doing Sexy Poses behind Stevens back but Connie could see?
>>600375
>Rose
>>600375
That's why it's sicko head canon for sickos.
>>600338
When Jasper reemerges. So will her dick
And Pearl's thirst
>>599780
Story time?
>>600403
Yes. That's called androgynous.
>>600408
>implying pearl is gonna shapeshift a pussy just to get raped
Fucking retard
>>600380
>not curvy
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.11].png](https://i.imgur.com/xRVafq7.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv snapshot 04.08 [2015.12.13 22.44.11]")
Characters that are literally you, personality wise.
>>600445
>>implying she does not want to know what Rose did everyday.
And gems orificies are already canon.Amethyst pees.
>>600403
>masculine shoulders and hips
How so?
>>600195
>she's just an adult sized 12 year old.
So is all of /sug/
>>597770
here. I'm back. god i hate banks, what kind of bullshit is close at 4 pm
>>600482
and pearl says they have human construct bodies so even if she chooses not to eat or fuck the option is still there
BEST SHIP.
So there is a Independence Day sequel coming out.
>>600509
>So is all of /sug/
nope, only you
>>600538
>pearl says they have human construct bodies
[Citation Needed]
>>600497
Must be me remembering the art wrong, but Stevonnie's shoulders seemed a little broad compared to most of the other ladies' in the show. Also, I didn't say Stevonnie's hips were masculine, I said their limbs were, as in arms and legs.
>>600550
And me.
>>600572
Sorry, I must have brain problems. I thought "limbs" but typed "hips".
>>600509
If you invert that, it'll describe me pretty much
>>600544
>father cucking his own son
I can dig it
>>600600
So you're smole? Are you qt too?
I'm actually ok with Pearl+Dewey but the porn they get is disgusting.
>>600607
>Are you qt too?
That's subjective.
>>600609
Pearl really does need to get laid with a human. She'll never go for it though.
>>600036
Um, excuse me, could you please tag any Homosexual content? It triggers me, I would prefer not to see it.
>>600646
No one cares about you.
No one will ever care about you.
>>600036
l-lewd
>>600565
says it word for word in fusion cuisine.
Peri-cherry!
>>600644
Sadly. Overprotective Mom Squad should be a thing.
I wonder what Priyanka's reaction would be if she got to see Kali- I mean, Opal?
>>600651
It's just a joke about Tumblr, man, relax.
>>600665
TRIANGULAR PUBES. I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THAT.
>>600673
epic
>>600673
in /trash/ average /sug/ posters are 10x more stronger , that means they can get triggered 10x more faster
>>600665
this should not turn me on as much as it is
>>600701
/trash/ is just a cheap tactic to make retarded posters more autistic
>>600665
that's a cute little toy pearl she has i wonder where she got it from
>>600701
I'm just picturing some kind of neckbeard hulk, retaining the comparitively tiny fedora and newly engorged neckbeard, with pimply, uncared-for hulkflesh and mysteriously elastic MLP-themed sweatpants.
When are they going to call her Peri-cherry in the show?
>>600723
It's the real pearl. Look in the BG. The gun is a shrink ray.
>>600747
wow i can't believe she still plays with toys she should grow up
>>600746
What is it with this Peri-cherry thing? I must have missed it. I'm guessing this is based on some sort of fanart?
>>600658
"Why does it have to be dinner? We get all the energy we need from our gems, and while our human constructs are capable of eating, I find it very uncomfortable. "
yep you're right
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_02.59.png](https://i.imgur.com/Bv7WTgx.jpg "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB DL x264].mp4 snapshot 02.59")
sug i got sidetracked a bit
can you hold this pile of bones for me?
I swear it's nothing serious, i just gotta take a plane off good ol' louisiana because reasons
I'll be back for the bones before you know it
>>600746
>>600762
Some fag forcing a meme
>>600762
It's just a cute name for Peri-cherry!
>>600746
Never because it's stupid. Maybe Zuke because she's a desperate dyke who seeks approval even on her dog
>>600775
Fuck off.
>>600665
Let's not forget to mention Amethyst is up her ass.
>>600746
Reminder that Garnet is fusing wrong.
The hell is with this Peri-cherry pet name anons are forcing?
>>600817
i wonder if it's actually a thing or samefagging
>>600817
its only one fag.This happens a lot when people have a shit waifu.
>>600817
Who cares just don't give him attention
post /ss/, the truest form of love
any drawfags around?
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
>>600784
Please anon, show us on the doll where Zuke touched you.
>>600870
drop your request
>>600544
>Steven will never double team Connie with Greg
Feels bad.
>>600870
I love drawing, but I can't draw specific characters.
>>600883
forced peridot sodomy
>>600871
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
I want more hot older Steven.
>>600871
> 2 characters are in the same frame
> it's canon
You're just as bad as those awful Helsa shippers
>>600919
It's hard to find hot older steven without stumbling upon dirty tumblr hippie steven
>>600920
Hahaha.
>>600777
Ah. That's too bad, I was hoping there was more of that "the games as ice cream dishes" art, and there was some sort of Peridot cherry sundae thing.
>>600947
I have something like that on my folder but
>>600940
I don't even mind the big Samoan Steven so long as he has some discernible muscle.
>>600407
You mean the one where Connie is meeting Peridot for the first time?
>>600947
Would you like to taste Peri-cherry, anon?
>>600919
>connie hiding her mustache behind steven's hair
>>600940
> tumblr hippie Steven
His father is a beach bum, really how unrealistic is hippie Steven?
>>600966
Nigga, you just jelly of how hot the two of them are and that they have one another.
>>600957
how is he even supposed to get this fat
the kid's running around and shit all day
So is it safe to assume Buck doesn't have a mom because Dewey murdercocked her?
>>600975
no I just wanted to make a bad racist joke in the safety of good ol anonymous 4chan
>>600977
Ask NFL linebackers.
The answer is usually lots of fried chicken.
>>600993
That is reasonable.
>>600960
I love this, wish there was more art of it
>>600977
Sumo wrestlers train like crazy and throw four hundred-pound men over their head, and they're even fatter.
>>600994
and steroids
>>600960
I... have a new OT3. I blame you, anon.
>>601021
they're not doing cardio like crazy
>>601017
>love triangle
>with a racist, homophobic, jerk of a rock
>that awfully drawn body and facial hair on Steven
You are entitled to your opinion, but I'm of the opinion that you have shit taste.
LAPIS IS FUCKING DUMB.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB. SHE SHOULD SHATTER HERSELF.
>>601025
Weight train and eat 7000 Calories every day and you'll change your tune.
>>601072
That is hurtful.
Homeworld needs ditch diggers too. We can't all be quantum chromodynamic physicists.
>>601072
Take it easy LapisAbuser
drop your requests guys
>>601024
i was the one looking for that, i can't fap to something i been working on lol
>>600883
Armstrong getting a flu shot from Mrs Maheswaran with Mr Maheswaran in the room holding a gun to make sure nothing lewd happens.
>>601097
Fuck you. Not him, by the way, I just realize what a dumb piece of shit Lapis is. She could resisted Jasper, but she didn't.
Art is subjective
>>601104
peridot on donald trump's shoulder, planting a kiss on his cheek
it is extremely important that this image exist
>>601037
Actually...
http://thedoctorweighsin.com/why-don%E2%80%99t-sumo-wrestlers-die-of-heart-disease/
A big part of their training involves them still being very healthy, despite their obesity. If you were to cut the fat from them, they're still built like a fucking war-machine-made-flesh, and they have little risk of heart problems, especially compared to softer obese people. Even after they retire, they still take laborious jobs that require a lot of endurance, so as to keep that same health and weight.
>>601104
Old Vidalia hitting on Mrs Maheswaran with a bulge in her pants, please.
[spoiler]Either or both characters can be the ones with the bulge.[/spoiler]
>>601109
Dumb people are people to.
Rather, dumb rocks are rocks too.
>>601120
LOL, you're the guy who requested the shirt thing?
>>601104
Amethyst choking Peridot because of food.
>>601137
Yes
But really Trump and Peridot are a perfect match. It is beautiful and the thought of it warms my heart.
>tfw tiger philanthropist will be about pearl taking up amethyst's wrestling offer
>dat leg hair
>>601104
jasper eating santa's milk and cookies, this is in no way shape or for meant to be sexual
>>601171
>stuck on an island
>Sadie grows leg hair
>Lars is completely bare
Yeah, I get it, women have body hair too. You could at least pretend to make it more about attention to detail instead of feminism by drawing a little male body hair.
>>601190
Most men I've met with Native American in them don't get body hair for shit, not until they're in their late twenties. Maybe Lars' dad was Cherokee and his mother was a redheaded German lass?
>>601222
It might be implied from Historical Friction that there were no Amerindians.
>>601104
Ruby in lingerie.
>>601244
truly a utopia
>>601171
Just wanted to take this time to say, "Fuck you, Tumblr; eat my ass."
>>601222
He's asian.
>>601293
You're doing God's work, friend
>>601171
it would make a larger statement to give pearl leghair desu
>>601296
With a name like Lars, that kind of comes as a surprise to me.
>>601313
Is this what you wanted
>>601272
>no Mayans living in inhospitable rain forests without significant sources of freshwater beyond what they collect in their city sized water catching cisterns
>no Aztecs building a city on a lake larger than London using floating garden chinampas
>no Incans growing all their food with step farms on the sides of mountains and producing more food in the Andes than the current inhabitants are even capable of producing
>North American Amerindians using Three Sisters agriculture to get the most of the land, have a complete diet, and without depleting the soil significantly from prolonged usage or crop rotation.
>most of the best domesticated crops come from the Americas
Amerindian civilizations were pretty based considering they had only recently figured out how to use copper and gold.
>>600529
Cute. Thanks man.
>>601366
please don't take stupid posts like that seriously
don't do this for me, do it for us both
Why didn't they form Sugilite or Alexandrite when Jasper and GreenDorito attacked?
>>601389
Can I take the next post about pearl seriously?
>>601293
>went the extra mile to make it a png
Indexer approves
>>601403
Because they're fucking stupid. It's canon.
>>601403
they formed opal. Probably more useful to have 2 fusions than 1
>>601389
Honestly, I like excuses to talk about Amerindian cultures.
>>601244
>Move to Beach City
>Get shot
>Be Beach City resident
>Shoot tourists
>Be Rose's follower
>Get poofed
I want Lapis' water wings to freeze when she tries to get home leaving her floating in space until she eventually stops thinking!
pearls are the niggers of gems, i want to fuck one just to show my dominance and superiority, just like real life niggresses.
i want tame their wild jungle tendencies with my white master race cock.
>>601499
>>601409
Explain something to me. Why does Indexer get so wet from .pngs?
>>601499
I don't think that's gonna happen on the show, anon.
>>601512
>>601522
It's a lossless format
It means that what you see is actually what it was intended to be, every single pixel, every one of those 16 million colors
Unlike jpg
>>601426
Neither Opal or Garnet are as strong as Sugilite though. Sugilite would have stomped Jasper 6 ways from sunday.
>>601545
Amethyst should be Whammu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHHhbVE8HU
>>601545
I see. I mean, I get it, but I don't see why it's that important. As long as the image isn't so pixlated and distorted that you don't even know what's happening in it, it should be okay, right?
>>601571
Repeated saving of an image will reduce the quality with a lossy format though. The signal eventually degrades and you lose the image.
>>601571
It's because of autism. Sometimes jpeg is objectively better because it saves space and no discernible quality is lost, but autists will still gripe about it.
>>601565
Wham had a strong sense of loyalty like Pearl.AC/DC is a more gag character like Amethyst.
>>601571
Pixelation is a deliberate effect
these are compression artifacts from the DCT that jpg uses. You'll never have a true-to-source jpg, every time someone re-encodes it more artifacts are added
This is the reason i hate all content aggregators, too. Shit just gets re-encoded time after time and it gets so fucking messy that it's pointless to save
Also, jpg can't deal with sharp edges, it'll smear artifacts all over those tiny lines that would be perfectly fine otherwise
>>601598
I hope you're not a freak, because jpg literally can't display jasper's colors
>>601657
Literally no one cares, and no one will ever care, but you.
>>601679
I'll carry the weight
>>601580
>The signal eventually degrades and you lose the image
How long does that even take? In all my years of saving .jpgs I have never experienced any of this. All I know is .png is a higher quality that takes up more space.
>>601600
Can't we have a civilized conversation for once?
>>601657
>Also, jpg can't deal with sharp edges
This is true, I have seen this myself.
this thread needs more cute peri-cherry
Oh, Lapis, my goddess and overlord, please come and lay waste to this thread.
>>601771
That's pretty gross. Please get it away from me.
>>601733
No, fuck you. Here's some Lapis instead.
>>601784
I like them both.
will we ever see canon /ss/ in the show
>>601796
No, but if that episode with Lion was anything to go by, you'll be thrown some more stealth-canon bones.
>>601104
Pearl dressed as DIO shouting "WRYYY!", if you don't mind.
>>601796
Nope. Thank god.
Merry almost Christmas you degenerates.
Guys, someone just leaked pictures of Yellow Diamond's second form.
>>601839
thanks senpai
>>601638
Amethyst would be Whammu because she's the younger one. AC/DC was the old one who was willing to die for his master, like Pearl.
>>601885
what the fuck is that abomination
>>601885
Oh, that's wonderful, anon! Thanks for sharing.
Ey Guys Beach is at it with the fics.
>>601905
Search the filename in google.
>>601712
It is not the saving of the image, is the re-encoding of the image with different parameters that fucks up the image
On top of that, there's the problem of chroma subsampling, since 90% of the aggregators use 4:2:0 you have SHIT colors along with artifacts
http://c1qfxugcgy0.tumblr.com/post/65104175392/how-to-upload-high-quality-art-to-tumblr
>>601916
care to elaborate pal
Is Lapis a hipster?
>>602060
Thrift stores are for the thrifty.
>>602049
http://pastebin.com/4cZFKekY
>>602087
>greentext porn
It's garbage.
>>601891
Oh my...
>>602022
>http://c1qfxugcgy0.tumblr.com/post/65104175392/how-to-upload-high-quality-art-to-tumblr
Huh. Well I'll be damned.
>>602133
I didn't even know it had that awful white background. Be right back.
>>602199
No, I'm not going to correct everyone on their poor image choices. I still am guilty of using .jpgs.
>>602213
Yet.
>>602232
Give it time
More will join the cause
>>601839
steven would probably celebrate hanukkah like a filthy fucking kike
Any of you fucks wanna join me?
http://skycow.us/r/Gems
>>602315
Is "Universe" a jewish name?
>>602276
Never.
>>602328
Is "Sugar"?
>>601269
i though was kinda funny
>>602333
Anyone else think Malachite is kinda cute?
The storm within the Geode was a WMD used by Homeworld after they lost Earth. It was meant to corrupt every gem on the planet but Rose was able to save Pearl, Ruby, and Sapphire and then contain the storm.
>into the third fucking attempt to remix that autists peridot rap
>I cannot go 30 seconds into trying to find sampling material before I have to pause the video and just scream into a pillow this is hell.
>>602376
Why would you even listen to that?
>>598733
That was beautiful, Anon.
>>602376
Link?
>>602387
Why wouldn't he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gejJXypSM
>>602376
I hope you finish it anyway. That sounds funny.
>>602387
for suffering. Yep!
>>602401
Here you go
>>602403
>>601244
Dude, I get calling them "indians", old habit. But where the fuck do you get Amerinidians from? They're Native Americans. What the fuck? It's like being told you can't call people "Niggers", so in some weird blind way you decide to call them "Ameriniggers". That's not BETTER.
>>602415
It's soooooo dirty.
I can't deal with it its so so sos osooooooo bad
>>602426
I don't know. It sounds fucking retarded, though.
>>602376
>>602403
Who let this happen?
>>602447
God.
>>602442
Still might be worth a laugh.
>>602403
>I'M LOSING MY MIND.
>>602451
How could she
>>602403
Oh God, here I was about to reply and tell him it wasn't that bad thinking he was talking about the fanmade verses added to Stronger Than You, now I don't feel like being alive anymore
>>602468
>fanmade verses added to Stronger Than You
sweet baby jesus i am going to need a link ASAP
>>602445
Right? Like someone being corrected on ignorant or backwards behavior then correcting their actions in the completely wrong way.
"So just the other day I was fucking my mom..."
"Dude! You can't just DO THAT!"
"Oh, excuse me, I mean I was MAKING LOVE to my mom..."
>>602468
Welcome to how I feel always.
>>602468
Even the undertale stronger than you is not even in the same league at that
It's some Hall of Fame All-Star shit
>>602480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3bHsNMVzz0
Surprise you haven't heard it alredy
>Aunt Peridot will never happen
>>602508
That's pretty cute, actually.
>>602513
The thought of all the gems being like family to Steven's kid is adorable.
>>602508
(Screaming with my mouth closed)
Also preening for this god awful mix.
>>602513
;;-;;
>>602508
fuck sake get out of my beautiful synth solo you shit bdvsnf
>>602087
> 'G-gee, Anon... What're we gonna do on the bed..?'
i cant be the only one who thought of that pomf thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBBo1neb2U
Just bury me right now
Can Peridot even summon a weapon?
>>602576
kill me. now. please.
>>602581
Yeah, but it's kinda shitty.
>>602403
It's here. Hell has arrived.
>>602536
>>602547
Nah, it grows into you, not nearly enough to prefer it over the original but enough to not mind it, also it is a fucking masterpiece compared to that other crap that just got posted
All of you need to stop posting horrible things.
>>602581
>>602513
What the fuck is that thing on Peridot's hair?
I want to wake up from this nightmare but I can't find a way that doesn't involve murdering Indexer.
>>602607
why is trying to eat it?
>>602607
It's Stebonni!
>>602592
It would've been cringeworthy enough with an actual peridot rap verse. Having some random jackhole doing a halfassed impersonation just makes it even worse
also it has nothing to do with the actual song
>>602625
There is no escape. Not in this life. Not in the next.
Second to last for Pearl, last is a loser (unless it's Pearl.)
>>602513
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
>>602607
Steven and Connie have a kid that looks like midget version of Stevonnie. Her name is Steboni and she's so precocious and lovable that you just want to punt her.
>>602681
Who is this nuts ninja?
>>602681
oh yeah that's my favorite gem
>>602681
Great last image.
DON'T MAKE A NEW THREAD
LET THIS END
LET THE PAIN END
>>602710
No.
>>602685
But what's between its legs?
>>602710
Cheer up, it could be worse
You could wake up
>>602710
the pain never ends
>>602685
Why does it exist? It looks like a shitty Dragon Ball OC.
>>602710
Welcome to Hell, anon.
I made my first /trash/ thread.
>>602730
>>602730
>>602730
Am I late?
>>602746
>Am I late?
yes and get that abomination out of here
>>602746
Yes.
>>602762
be nice to steboni
>>602746
Shit edition.
>>602782
Fag.
>>601104
Alright.
Marty sharing a cigarette with young Pearl.
>>602367
Your silly theory was debunked on the show
