/sug/ - Steven Universe General
The Purest Love Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Going to bed, but I'll still take up doable edit requests to do tomorrow while waiting for the Smash Direct.
>>568115
That picture really doesn't lend itself to Armstrong. I think any edit of him would require some clearly outstretched and simple arms.
Also, never got the obsession with that image of Pucci. He looks much better after getting Heaven.
>>568201
Old Greg or young Greg?
>this OP
Eugh.
>>568827
Get fucked, Marty
>>568816
edit him as Marty
>>568846
More like get fucking.
Which I will.
But you wouldn't know about fucking, right, Peridot?
>>568856
HOW ABOUT YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS CLOD
>Pewey
>>568903
Sorry, wrong pic
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/GlS4Fwg.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv snapshot 04.08 [2015.12.13 22.44.18]")
>>568901
Virgiiin
don't mind me I'm just fixing this thread
>greg smells like a sexy pork hunk
>>568914
Misclicked again, sorry.
>>568989
Who's subconscious have they entered?
Has there been any news or confirmation that it's coming back on Jan 11?
>>568816
Old, I his bald patch is amusing.
>>568816
>He doesn't like pucci_after
>>569021
i dont understand where yall got that from in the first place
>>569149
just rumors
bullshit, mostly. from this place.
some asses are very creative.
that being said, SU will come back mid Jan at the latest
>>569149
I got that number from looking at what has happened the past two CN winter breaks, plus official word from the crew.
>>568816
Supes as Sourcream pls.
>>569154
haha of course you made it up. mid-jan is pretty sweet tho
>>569163
no you didn't
>>569163
ah, ok. 11th is a monday which makes sense if it was to be a bomb?
ajajaja but i dont want to get my hopes up if its not true
>>569170
It's been so long without a new episode, I'm actually eager to see how many levels of deep madness can /sug/ bear
>>569177
Yeah I did. Last two Januaries had new episodes the second Thursday of the month. Crewniverse said there was a bomb coming up, plus the midseason finale.
>>569185
>ajajaja
>>569200
That's what you're inducing. But it may or may not happen.
You have no way to know.
HOW DOES SHE WORK?
>>569220
Did I ever claim that I knew for sure? No. You asked me where I got that number, and I explained the reasoning that made me arrive at it. What's the issue here?
>>569240
well i for one think your reasoning sounds valid
Why does Pearl keep corrupting innocent youths with her death sticks?
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.05_[2015.12.13_22.25.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ds3OC6a.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv snapshot 04.05 [2015.12.13 22.25.17]")
I need more Marty.
>>569387
And Sourcream needs a dad, how come you don't want him man?
>>569404
nuh uh sc can't be the fresh prince, because that's buck
>>569410
Buck's dad cares about him.
![SU - Shirt Club.mp4_snapshot_02.05_[2015.12.15_06.23.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/jGGQDWu.jpg "SU - Shirt Club.mp4 snapshot 02.05 [2015.12.15 06.23.41]")
So why was Lars so thirsty for Buck in Shirt Club?
>>569418
Mayor Dewey doesn't give a damn about Buck, he just wants da youth vote boii
>>569449
I still don't fucking get how his ears work, and if I don't understand what goes on outside of his head, what hope do I have of understanding what goes on inside of it?
>>569471
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
>>569497
He gauges them to open up the lobes. His character is designed to physically and mentally be the ultimate douchebag.
>>569497
I know how his ears work...
so is it safe to say that marty has escalated into hot dad status?
>>569528
>>569528
its already happened
>>569528
It's pathetic how hard you're trying to push farty Marty, nobody likes him.
>>569541
HE'S A SQUARE!
>>569541
It's just stylized.
>>569449
The real question is why does their tip jar ask for /ss/ instead of money.
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.24_[2015.12.15_06.41.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/1ZErbiy.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv snapshot 04.24 [2015.12.15 06.41.06]")
>>569545
Excuse me, don't put me on the same bag as you tasteless fuckers.
>>569581
Reminder that Marty's only client left him and became much happier as a family man.
Vidalia left him too and started a family she loves with a much more successful man.
Marty's a fucking loser who can't find anybody who wants to stay with him for any period of time.
>>569601
>Marty's only client
>Vidalia left him
>can't find anybody who wants to stay with him for any period of time.
Except we don't know what happened to Marty since Grug ran off.
Keep making shit up, it's adorable really.
Soon you'll join me. Just like I've made people join the Dewey club back at /co/
>>569601
Greg probably stares down the barrel of his revolver every weekend tbqhf
>>569621
Did Marty raise his child? Nope, he left his offspring to the superior male Yellowtail. I bet after Marty skipped town like the beta kek he is Greg and Yellowtail had sick jam sessions every Tuesday that inspired Sourcream to get into music.
>>569652
>raising somebody else's child
>not betacUck material
Greg has fifty times the amount of screen time and development Marty has, with most of it being positive since Fructose gets wet at the sight of Scharpling. You shouldn't be struggling this hard.
>>569652
>this is what grogfags actually believe
Your delusion is palpable.
>>569670
>Leaving your child to another man while you leave town
>Not maximum canuck
>Martyfag trying to defend the scummy deadbeat
O I'm laffin
>>569698
>liking Mary Sue Autismo
Last laugh is the best
Reminder that Ronaldo is a canon murderer.
>>569684
>marrying the town hoer who already has a chld
>not 150% overcharge kook
>>569741
i'dve tossed him too tbqh
>>569741
>Ronaldo didn't actually kill Lars
You had one job
>>569741
Someone post the not a rapist image.
i'm feeling kinda down atm
any of you got any sad stuff? music? comics?
i like feeling sad
>>569741
Ronaldo almost kills Lars
Sadie kidnapped him ALONGISDE A CHILD.
Just what is it with the writers and trying to kill off Lars?
He's just a good kid
>>569849
But why would you like feeling sad?
>>569849
This is Jasper
'lone forever
And I'm never going out with the handsome likes of you
Because you're so much better
And every part of me is saying "Can't get her"
The one of me ain't gonna follow your rules
I'll just go home and play with my fancy tools
Let's go, just me and me
Setting shock to level three
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able
I'll just cry about it later at the table
Two short stacks found a way to intermingle
So why am I still fucking single?
You’re not gonna stop me from dying alone
I’m just some unwanted, ugly stone.
If you break me apart, nobody’d really care
They’d just replace me with some new spare
Man, Cold Tea hasn't posted Dido in a while.
I'm glad he finally cheered up a little.
Anybody wanna color something for me? ;_; honestly i'd probably pay you 5 dollars or something if it's half way decent, I just hate coloring.
You're in the club and this gem slaps your waifu's ass.
How do you proceed?
>>570082
Colour what? I need something to do.
>>570101
Too bad that she's already my waifu!
>>570111
a doodle that I did. It's just a sketch in paint and it's a pain to go back and color in photoshop.
>>570113
>Slaps her own ass
L-lewd
>>570101
Ask her to stop slapping her own ass until we're somewhere more private, I wonder if she would bite me...
>>570123
Post it and I'll try my best!
>>570166
feel free to use any color palette ;;
>>570193
Your pearl is fucking cute adorable dude.
>>570193
>>570166
this is what ive done so far btw, im just too tired to finish
>>570203
thank you!!! ;_; i try very hard
once again i am here to bring you fresh content!!! enjoy!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 33 (1/2)
Going 10 miles under the speed limit, Dick Dongleston is in no hurry to meet his family for lunch. He is using this free highway time to stew over the name he had heard
the maheshwaren girl screaming. It is on the tip of his goddamn tongue and it is driving him absolutely insane. If it really was an accomplice, no one was looking for
them. They found a two-way radio on girl, true, but another was also recovered from the body of the fryman boy, and the investigation worked under the assumption that
the two were working alone. The whole thing reeked of incompotence, even without Dick's own embarrassing missteps. It seemed to him that no one wanted to look any
further into any of it. To those higher up, it was an open and shut case of ISIS-inspired terrorism. According to official reports, meheswaren had subscribed to
a face book page specializing in funny ISIS memes 7 months earlier, and quickly became radicalized soon after. No one had ever seen her speak with fryman, but it was
suspected they communicated through spooky encrypted internet web sites. The internet scared Dick, and this tidbit didn't help. He booted up his ancient laptop to check
out some news sites the day after he was declared a national hero, and there had to have been at least 30 different people in between the six articles calling him
different variations of what was essentially "fat fucking pig" and "child-murdering racist".
>>570302
Dick had never thought of himself as being fat, but being so viciously
brutalized in a public forum after doing something objectively good made him consider that maybe he should stop drinking so much and hit the gym more. His coworkers
tried to assure him that the public really just hates cops that much, but Dick was starting to see the grim truth in the whole thing. If it weren't true, people
wouldn't say it. Driving now, with this in mind, Dick suddenly feels his skin bulging against his clothes. He adjusts the rear view mirror to get a better look at his
face. It's big and bloated, alright. How had he let himself go so much in under 2 weeks? God.
He passes a sign marking 2 miles to beach city exit. That's where those kids lived, and likely where the accomplice is, assuming they hadn't fled already. A crazy idea forms
in his head- what if he goes down there and does his own little investigation? Knock on some doors, question some diner employees. Real old school shit. But his family...
He imagines the lunch meeting. Bread sticks at the olive garden. His kids fiddling around on their ipads while his wife tries desperately to jack him off under the table.
Some awful, dry pasta. Insincere hugs goodbye. The exit is coming up now. He takes it without hesitation.
read it all here!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
or enjoy a pristine lossless download of my beautiful voice reading it to you in audio book form. This is real high brow literature and it is given a proper, respectful reading
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/sad-pearl-time-travel-mystery-adventure-fan-fiction-audio-book-act-1-suffering-mix
>>570203
proposal looks an awful lot like bukkake
>>570193
I got bored halfway through colouring Amethyst and started fucking around.
I'm not sorry.
>>570329
i will be saving this image, thank you very much
>>569935
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Ill post it for him since he hasn't been here in a while
The despair of Cold Tea anon follows us always
What will you do the day after SU is cancelled?
>>570346
>Cold Tea
I feels ya bruh
>>570379
I'll probably still have a 6th season of Fargo to look forward to at this rate so it'll be alright
>>570389
Pearl's tight butt.
>>570396
Is that really as good as a show as I've heard?
I don't really follow live action shows.
>>570399
Pearl is my favorite, but Garnet has the best ass.
>>570404
>Is that really as good as a show as I've heard?
I can honestly say I think it's been the best show of the past 2 years.
>>570399
>Dat filename
>>570456
The shit sucrose gets away with. Fucking amazing
Can anyone defend this piece of shit?
>>570494
She tells the execs that Ruby is a guy. They don't know the difference.
>>570503
His taste in women is better than Greg's.
>>570511
They can't touch her. She's a jew, and jews control Hollywood. She can shut CN down if she wants to.
>>570516
But personality wise he's still a piece of shit.
>>570516
>Basic white bitch
>Better than a thick as fuck ayylmao with bubbly personality
Yeah naw, i like vidalia but naw
>>570516
Then why'd hone drop her faster than a boiling cup of coffee? I'm not saying Vidalia's bad, I'm just asking why he's such a faggot that couldn't handle her?
>>570524
Do you think Vidalia would ever get friendly and touchy with Steven? Yellowtail isn't around for long periods of time...
>>570530
The word multiple is key here.
The only thing Marty did wrong was not use protection.
>>570560
Pearl would fuck her shit up for entering her turf.
Pearl pls stop touching the children. This isn't sword training at all
>>570583
Sharing is important, I'm sure Pearl would be happy to let Vidalia do it so long as she could join in~
QUALITY
>>570641
Pearl is already sharing him with Amethyst.
>>563978
Goodmorning sug
While the tachnical problems created by Hiroshima Nagasaki may impair my ability to do the thing, I also have chrome
I can't read shit on it, so expect even less interaction when i'm doing the thing
>>564306
>>564572
>>565011
>>567496
>>570389
We've hit rock bottom.
>>567955
And that's it
Since I fucking hate chrome i'm going to do something productive for he first time in the last 5 months
see you losers later
>>570917
See yah faggot
>>570310
That soundcloud audiobook is absolutely fucked.
Who and why would they put this much effort into this?
>tfw /sug/ is deader than Anne Frank
>>571304
That explains all the odd feelings I have about our sister general, /gfg/.
>>571031
Never underestimate the power of autists.
>>571361
>our sister general
>/gfg/
No.
>>571403
You're right; I just wanted to make that joke.
>>569849
How about you work on trying to find a fucking job you loser and get off the internet?
Rate a character's attributes on a scale of 1-20.
>STRENGTH:
>INTELLIGENCE:
>AGILITY:
>CHARISMA:
>PERCEPTION:
>MAGIC:
>ENDURANCE:
>LUCK:
>>571487
Steven
>STRENGTH: 4
>INTELLIGENCE: 4
>AGILITY: 3
>CHARISMA: 14
>PERCEPTION: 4
>MAGIC: 9
>ENDURANCE: 5
>LUCK: 14
>>571487
That's an interesting set of stats. Isn't it pretty much SPECIAL from Fallout?
I think there was someone on /tg/ who recommended Mutents and Masterminds for people trying to make a SU game. I wonder how well the stats from that would work?
>>571500
If 10 is "average human ability", then some of those scores are pretty damn low. Steven is pretty tough - he is a quartz hybrid.
>>570903
We hit rock bottom along time ago
>>571487
>STRENGTH: 2
>INTELLIGENCE: 1
>AGILITY: 9
>CHARISMA: 1
>PERCEPTION: 11
>MAGIC: 19
>ENDURANCE: 2
>LUCK: 1
>>571532
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJUTF8tG88
>>571521
>If 10 is "average human ability", then some of those scores are pretty damn low. Steven is pretty tough - he is a quartz hybrid.
It's not average human ability. 1 Strength is a Connie if she never had a Tennis lessons. 20 can beat a space rock golem woman at arm wrestling. I'd say max human strength is like an 8 or a 9.
>>571487
>STRENGTH: 3
>INTELLIGENCE: 18
>AGILITY: 3
>CHARISMA: 3
>PERCEPTION: 9
>MAGIC: 4
>ENDURANCE: 4
>LUCK: 6
I think I was a little too hard on Lapis last night!
>>571487
>STRENGTH: 10
>INTELLIGENCE: 16
>AGILITY: 17
>CHARISMA: 9
>PERCEPTION: 11
>MAGIC: 11
>ENDURANCE: 10
>LUCK: 9
Perfect.
>>571487
>Strength: 11
>Intelligence: 17
>Agility: 15
>Charisma: 8
>Perception: 7
>Magic: 11
>Endurance: 10
>Luck: 4
Gems OP imba pls nerf
>>571612
>>571619
Sounds about right. But I think Pearl has more luck than 4. She was pretty lucky in her fight with Sugulite. All the bad shit that happens to her is of her own design, not just bad luck.
>>571537
>being able to control every ocean at once is a 19
What the hell would be a 20? A reality warper or Speed Force user?
>>571487
>STRENGTH: 16
>INTELLIGENCE: 13
>AGILITY: 13
>CHARISMA: 18
>PERCEPTION: 14
>MAGIC: 16
>ENDURANCE: 15
>LUCK: 15
>>571654
Pretty much
>>571654
There is always a bigger fish.
>>571487
>>571500
I think Steven would be something like this
>STRENGTH: 15
>INTELLIGENCE: 7
>AGILITY: 9
>CHARISMA: 17
>PERCEPTION: 6
>MAGIC: 14
>ENDURANCE: 10
>LUCK: 16
Though this is based off of 10 being "normal" or "average".
>>571670
That's Steven's grandpa
>>571487
Garnet
>STRENGTH: 15
>INTELLIGENCE: 10
>AGILITY: 15
>CHARISMA: 12
>PERCEPTION: 18
>MAGIC: 14
>ENDURANCE: 14
>LUCK: 13
Remember that time Pearl almost beheaded Connie for heresy in Sworn to the Sword but was saved at the past second by Steven? That was fun.
>>571670
It's Marty. He's dead to Greg.
>>571687
Since most of the main characters are well above human in many regards, I think the average of 10 is well above human level. It would be hard to compare the characters if they all had Strengths of 20.
>>571687
10 being baseline human makes the scale too small. 8 should be peak human ability tbqh
>>571700
This only works because there's no Wisdom stat. Garnet strikes me as high wis low int.
>>571718
>STRENGTH: 15
>INTELLIGENCE: 10
>WISDOM: 15
>AGILITY: 15
>CHARISMA: 12
>PERCEPTION: 18
>MAGIC: 14
>ENDURANCE: 14
>LUCK: 13
I was thinking 16 Wisdom but I think Rose should be higher still and getting into the 18-20 range doesn't seem right because I can imagine wiser characters.
>>571487
Jasper
>STRENGTH: 20
>INTELLIGENCE: 5
>AGILITY: 10
>CHARISMA: 3
>PERCEPTION: 15
>MAGIC: 0
>ENDURANCE: 20
>LUCK: 1 (getting assigned to some bullshit expedition with a virgin and a traitor)
Lappy is unhappy
>>571736
I think you should tone down those stats.
>STRENGTH: 18
>INTELLIGENCE: 6
>Wisdom: 7
>AGILITY: 12
>CHARISMA: 5
>PERCEPTION: 12
>MAGIC: 9
>ENDURANCE: 18
>LUCK: 9
Luck 1 is for Lapis only.
>>571753
>INTELLIGENCE: 1
>LUCK: 1
>>571732
>10 INT
>"I thought violence was the answer."
>I roll to charge her.
>But she has an unknown weapon type-
>What the fuck is a cattle prod going to do to me? I charge her.
>>571770
Alright, sure. However, I think magic should be almost 0. She's made it quite clear that she prefers physical weapons, as opposed to her helmet.
>>571753
Lappy a shit, that's why she's upset
>>571787
She has the ability to spawn a magical space helmet from her nose and she can do a spin attack. She also has the ability to magically fuse with other gems. Mayor Dewey has a Magic of 0. Connie gets a Magic of 1 for merely having magical shit in her possession. Jasper has more Magic than Peridot. I'd say it's safe to say Jasper gets a magic of between 6 and 10 regardless of her preferences about using it.
>>571780
I see where you are coming from. One could argue that her high Wisdom and high Perception merely look like intelligence. But I don't think Sapphire is stupid and Ruby doesn't seem THAT dimwitted, and fusions tend to be better in every regard.
>>571487
>STRENGTH: 13
>INTELLIGENCE: 5
>WISDOM: 3
>AGILITY: 9
>CHARISMA: 4
>PERCEPTION: 8
>MAGIC: 11
>ENDURANCE: 11
>LUCK: 6
It's been at least 8 months since Pearlneet offed himself. You think he's doing alright?
>>571866
Isn't that a parody of a similar mlp thing that was popular.
>>571875
I think there's a similar sentiment among 2hu fans, where if you kill yourself you get to visit Gensokyo.
>>571890
No, I've not listened to it, and I'm not sure I will. Is the quality of the audio good at least?
This is the best human AU but there is one thing that really makes this AU weird.
>Human AU
>Greg gives his son over to his late wife's former lesbian coven
>>571910
>>Greg gives his son over to his late wife's former lesbian coven
or steven could be planning to fuck these college bitches in there beach house.
>>571916
I have several problems with this. First and foremost, Steven is for believing, not for sexual. The only sexual allowed is the pubescent sexual tension that comes with having a best friend of the opposite gender.
>>571770
>>571903
That's the creeper part is that it's pretty professional sounding in the mix but the music is incredibly off putting in a creepy sense.
>>571910
Are they all still veterans in this one?
>Rose's Holster
>episode ends with Pearl bragging about the time she blew some Hadji's head off
>>571944
>Steven is for believing, not for sexual
Keep telling yourself that when he grows up.
>>571910
Rose give herself in sacrifice in a satanic ritual to have steven
"Rose can't we just go the traditional way?"
"NO, GREG, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY"
>>572052
>thinking the show will ever cover that kind of timespan
The show is about a kid and will always be about a kid. It's never going to be western Gurren Lagann you want it to be.
>>572075
Steven's VA is 18, they'd have to show Steven growing up otherwise I'd be really weird.
>>572104
*It'd be really weird.
>>572104
>Stevens VA is younger and more successful than I will ever be
I'm gonna get Lapis some cigarettes or something on my way home. Or maybe a nice candy she likes. Something to show her I don't hate her. I still love the girl.
>>572148
are you /offthedeepend/ ?
>>572148
I won't believe your lies LapisAbuser.
>>570494
I think people give Rebecca too much credit.
>>572052
While looking for >>572175 i got some stuff i wanted to post for no good reason
here goes
>>572148
No cigarettes until she gets a job, remember? Girl needs to learn.
>>572183
>>572190
>Lumberjack Jasper
>>572193
Where in the world is her nose?
>>572104
Don't they already run his voice through a synthesizer?
>>572207
>jpg
but why?
>>572216
No idea. Don't think so, could be that some of the episodes were just made a long time ago.
>>572206
You call what happened last night love LapisAbuser?
>>572223
Nah, redrawing is for people that arei nsecure about their genital size
Either add Connie or Amethyst to it
>>572233
Dude, the drawing has pre-regeneration Pearl. I think it really does need to be redrawn.
>>572239
It also has bara steven
Redrawing is for tiny dicks and enormous vaginas, make a similar piece if you have to but don't straight up do redraws
>>572230
She needed to hear that. It's not like I hit her.
If Homeworld wanted to limit fusion, why did they make gems that had the ability to fuse? They make gems via injector and should be able to play around with what qualities the gems they make have.
>>572230
How many times do you think lapis just refreshed the same page of the browser she was on trying not to think about the verbal abuse she's constantly under?
>>572250
My penis is pretty decent.
There's really no issue, dude. It's fun doing redraw to see how your art progressed.
It doesn't have to be the same pose but typically having the same characters in the original as well as the scenario is a must.
>>572263
It's like restricting sex, man
It's not like you can start chopping off dicks and sealing up vaginas
>>572263
It's Peridot's secret fetish. She's uncomfortable around Garnet because she's actually completely aroused.
>>572263
Fusion has to do with the light energy they use to project bodies.
They share that light energy with each other. There should not be a reason why a gem shouldn't be able to fuse.
>>572278
It is "retiring for obsolescence" part of your artistic portfolio. It is not unlike saying "This is what a was, and this is what i am now" erasing part of what you did and telling yourself "I'm not gonna do the same mistakes"
At the same time, it is also erasing part of the good qualities the art had in some cases, not all progression is for the better.
This is why i am against redrawing the same exact piece without alteration
>>572271
That's just like her to avoid her problems.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02u2tmwN4fw
What a Genocide Run
>>572384
Wow what a great addition to a steven universe thread
>>572389
Sorry, my bad
>>572263
it's a design feature by their former masters, The ancient lapidarists. the diamonds couldn't remove that feature cause skills we're lost to them. so they just when full fascist.
IMO it was for the better if we are going by sociology here.
Has there been any word on when the show will come back yet?
I've been kinda out of the loop
>>572438
When Sugar is sated by the blood of virgins.
>>572384
All these nostalgiafag tears makes me feel good inside
>people think Steven won't live for forever
>>572479
He's still half human, fuckers gonna die
>>572513
I don't think he would die of old age or a disease or anything like that.
>>572325
i think you just want her to snap.
i think lapis isn't what you think she is and you just have this quiet evil wish to see her snap out.
>>572513
He can control his age, fuckers gonna live.
Final final done and passed, time for Lapispam
>>572254
You're gonna get what's coming to you LapisAbuser.
>>572577
fuck off GC
>>572569
>He's gonna act like a kid forever
Nah man. Fuckers gonna die of old age
>>572590
>implying Steven won't die a horribly violent death after his friends have failed him and his enemies surround him.
>>572590
He'll obviously age himself to that of a young adult after Connie dies, so he can still be the leader of the Crystal Gems.
>>572577
this anon may not be beating her right out but that dejected hurt look she has all the time isnt because anon's trying to help.
>>572611
suffering pearl?
>>572611
>implying Steven won't find a way to regenerate
>>572620
Nah. I'm the annoying faggot who spammed knight Pearl.
>>572615
You're fucking delusional
>>572648
ah,i liked knight pearl, she tried super super hard to see the value of not thinking about her reality.
it was cute never annoying.
>>572617
I'm trying my hardest with her, I don't know what to fucking do anymore! She can't just sit on her ass all her life and the second I push her in the right direction she falls apart. She's just a fucking loser. I just want the best for her.
>>572718
Have you tried hitting her?
>>572648
You've been absent for a while. Not much knight pearl stuff been going on.
「DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX?」
>>572836
>「DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX?」
No! This is some kind of「TRICK」!
>>572718
this is lapis no matter what in her head at any given time correct?
take a hint.
what is more negative reinforcement going to do but drive a huge shitty wedge between you and lapis and if you give a shit about her like you said then just be near her and not exasperate her already quiet agony. you can do what you like tho, she's your lapis and you can treat her however you like but she will remember.
lapis isnt some pearl you can beat about and abuse. the pearl will always come back no matter how bad it is because you give her meaning and she thinks as long as there's that then she can take it. lapis will remember her treatment and maybe even hold a grudge on some level.
or worse react against you.
Ah, the sweet smell of condensed autism in the afternoon. Reminds me of home.
>>572883
i'm serving up prime today let me tell you.
Does anyone else want a Pearl so they can lie down and cry into her chest after long days of it not getting better?
I just want someone to comfort me. Or abuse me, as long as there's some kind of interest in me I'll feel better.
>>572860
So this?
>>571532
Pearl really likes having her rock bottom hit
>>572898
hi pearl. nice to see you at the meetings.
>>572911
How old is that Steven? He looks like he's old enough to know what she's doing.
>>572898
Sounds like /sug/...
>>572905
yes be nice to fucking lapis.
>>572911
this was why pearl couldn't babysit based on her own wishes for the first few years.
whoopsy daisy....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS_W8muKfC8
YTP shouldn't be this good
>>572990
ruby boobies when?
>>572812
Not really. I just didn't feel like chasing >>572660 in circles anymore.
>>572996
just wait there sure to be on the internet somewhere
I feel like I need to ask this.
You people do know these are fictional characters, right?
>>573082
What are you trying to say here fag?
>>573082
WHAT?!?!
How come nobody informed me of this before?
>>573082
I do. Some do but want to believe that they aren't.
>>573021
that brought a smile to my face upon reading your post.
you cant say i'm not productive at the very least or i wouldn't have made the devils pact with the autist fanfic writer to make this:
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/sad-pearl-time-travel-mystery-adventure-fan-fiction-audio-book-act-1-suffering-mix
>>573082
Pearl lives in my heart. You do not. Therefor, Pearl is more real than you.
I want all males to exit the thread please.
>>573246
no
>>573146
Aren't devil's pacts ways to get out of working hard?
>>573146
>plays spooky sounds over genius author's hard work
>calls himself "productive"
you're the real autist here, pal
>>573246
>Entire thread goes dark
No u
>>573082
You asking for yourself or us?
All waifuism is for fun, not meant to be taken seriously. People who do are fucking up.
Of course we are generally emotionally touched by characters we like but that's generally why we like the shows we do.
>>573246
I want you to exit life faggot.
>no new episodes till January
Holy god the scheduling on this show is dreadful, we were in the middle of an arc
>>573146
>>570302
Is this the dude that makes this?
Its exactly what I imagined he looked like.
>>573246
we're all pretty girls here
>>573343
Shouldn't have had all those Stevenbombs desu
>>573358
Even Lapisabuser?
>>573355
>Its exactly what I imagined he looked like.
me too- extremely handsome, with a bright shining smile
Love you /sug/
>>573343
I wish they could say when it's coming back exactly. The middle of January is less than a month away and they haven't said shit except that maybe there'll be another bomb. They probably don't even know though.
>>573246
it's not really gonna do anything ,you goofball
So when the new episodes are announced, are we going to migrate back to /co/ or just stay here?
how often do you think pearl molests steven
>>573246
If dubs males take over
>>573404
both, we now have 2 bases and nothing can be done about it.
lets talk about pearl's sweaty socks
>>572931
I want Evil Pearl to put her cigarettes out on me.
>>573410
let's talk about steven's fetish for pearl's sweaty socks
Personally as a geologist I am disgusted and offended by this sick and twisted personification of crystallized minerals
>>573419
>sick of sweet, sweet gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZg1c3BAjbk
>>573419
Rocks have rights too you piece of shit.
>>573419
So you have no problem with Pearl then? Geologists agree, Pearl is best gem.
>>573246
I can't wait for more men to be VAs on this show.
>>573355
that's the fanfic person i'm sneakier than that!
>>573261
i'll have you know i made all those spooky sounds and they wouldn't be spooky unless i made them that way.
>>573255
uhhhhhhhh i thought devils pacts were things you did when what your life goal is nearly unattainable for this reason or that.
>>573446
> Poil is best gem
Peridot agrees
>>573410
Ok
I made a thing for /sug/
>>573460
Devil's pacts are when you sell your soul for a gift from the devil, usually in the form of a skill or material wealth.
>>573373
Please remember to remove or replace with a huge number those last ones in soup.io images to get the original image
the site is pretty retarded when it comes to that
case in point, http://asset-e.soupcdn.com/asset/14638/3776_e256_5.png
>>573082
Not for long with the rate AI is advancing! I'll have my Pearl AI and be able to put her in a robot body that will be able to kill me soon!
>>573503
>skill
>material wealth
it all translates to a goal for another thing to me.
dont make me start quoting Donald Rumsfeld here with known knowns and known unknowns etc,etc.
>>573524
Your AI Pearl is going to be more like holo-pearl, btw.
>>573536
So long as she can abuse me that's okay, I need to be treated like the worthless garbage I am.
>>573515
AYYYYY
>>573543
Honestly if you wanna be verbally abused by an AI, just play System Shock.
>>573550
This isn't what Rose would have wanted. This is what she spent a thousand years fighting against.
>>573460
>i'm sneakier than that!
more like a little baby bitch
>>573593
Garnet didn't understand what Rose was fighting for, she misinterpreted it and thought she was only fighting for fusions.
She is the Major Zero of SU.
>>573628
Hold on. Does that mean Steven's Big Boss and fights Homeworld because it's what he thought Rose would've wanted? Or is he Solid Snake, the only one who understands her will despite never meeting her?
>>573628
much like every savior figure, their followers think they wanted what they specifically wanted, I like all the characters, Garnet too, but she suffers from the fact that she expects others to understand her without thinking to try and understand them, thats not to say she's not in her right to be angry at Pearl for the stunt she pulled or at Peridot for her attitude, but the actions she takes make no effort to fix the misunderstandings that caused these offences and if anything only make them worse, she didn't even get a chance to reconcile with Pearl until they were trapped and had limited time
>>573695
Yes.
>>573695
He's a Mix of Gohan and Snake, if anything Pearl is Naked snake, but there is no big boss, but Jasper strikes me as kind of like Ocelot
steven is for ______
>>573741
[spoiler]attracting Gems for others[/spoiler]
>>573741
vaping.
>>573741
Unifying Gems and Humans as one race through romantic and sexual relationships.
>>573728
>but there is no big boss
Wouldn't Rose be Big Boss? Or would she be Venom Snake if there now was a Pink Diamond and Rose was very loyal to her but in the end she died?
>>573777
Rose is The Boss, but had a happier ending all things considered
>>573762
Would form an unlikely alliance with Diamond nationalists to prevent/10
>>573593
with no rose what else can she do just to feel better?
i'm a huge fan of drinking.
>>573709
Peridot's attitude was completely justified in that instance because of how everyone else treats fusion.
>Homeworld
Fusion's a weapon.
>Pearl
Fusion makes me powerful.
>Amethyst
I get to be strong and not hate my self.
Now look at Garnet, she's the only one aside from maybe Rose who thinks fusion is about love [spoiler](though to be fair Rose probably thinks everything is about love because she doesn't know what love actually is.)[/spoiler]
Now apply that knowledge to the situation.
>Hey, could you stop being a dangerous weapon for a bit?
>No fuck you das racis fuck Homeworld!
Peridot did nothing wrong, all the problems involving her stem from misunderstandings and both sides not explaining things.
>>573818
She has Steven, you idiot.
>>573818
> to feel better
She can build things. She's good at it. And now she has someone else to do it with...
>>573835
>Rose
Maybe. But certainly Stevens only experience of fusion is basically love, (or platonic friendshipe whatever with Connie).
Although Peridot is confirmed for being a little out of touch socially for just blurting that out
>>573840
Do you think with how durable gem bodies are that Pearl and Peridot could use that drill to masturbate?
>>573840
Nah she still hates Peridot's guts.
>you'll never decorate your Christmas tree with gay rocks
feels pretty bad desu
>>573870
I dono but it would be pretty hilarious to walk in on a body-less gem sitting next to a drill and immediately know what happened.
>>573921
>you'll never unwrap this christmas morning
why live
/sug/,how many SU pics do you have saved up ? i just checked and im almost at 3k
>>573921
Really sad tree tbqh. Poor zuke.
>>573966
only like 30, but I haven't been following these threads since they got kicked off /co/
why the fuck am I back
>>573966
I got roughly 150, some are other pics.
My SU folder is pretty casual.
>>573974
I don't think that's hers. SU and Regular show share a floor over at CN studios.
i just realized how awful this cartoon is
>>573966
More than 9k
>>573991
Alright cool, that is perfectly acceptable for an office tree
If you've got that thing in your house though, you're probably having a hot pocket for christmas dinner
>>573966
about 14k
>>573966
More than 1K, that's for sure.
>>573835
I agree, like I said the issue stems from garnet assume people should JUST understand her instantly while not taking their perspectives seriously at all, her fusion for love isn't wrong but she cant grasp that she has to explain herself to people who have no point of reference to that
>There's a month before the hiatus ends.
The ride never ends.
You trust me /sug/, right?
>>574012
>Wait, your here for the cartoon?
Is that not why were here?
>>573818
>>574082
>beware the gem who speaks in smiles
daddy
>>574085
You're not here for the shipping and fics?
>>573966
38.460, about 13.7 GB
minus 779 unrelated images
Not as impressive as my homosuck collection was
>>574105
Does anyone have the fixed version of this?
>>574115
Can't I come for both?
>>573373
That is the cutest goddamned thing ever.
>>574164
This kind of versions?
Nope, sorry, haven't saved it
>>573741
sex
I'm going to take my anger out on Lapis with a fucking baseball bat!
This thread is deader than cold tea
>>574268
I blame Hiroshima Nagasaki for removing GRIS
>>574268
which gemfu wud u fugg
>>574291
yer mudderufginn mmom
>>574268
Deader than Lapis's smile.
>>574268
Which is exactly why we need an infusion of poly content
>>574309
My god that is the most tumblr thing ever.
Here's Amethyst!
>>574318
Tumblr is a noun, not an adjective; you mongoloid.
>>574331
Japanese people are mongoloid. Are you saying the Japanese are dumb?
>>574361
Yes.
>>574373
Okay
>>574318
What have you got against three-ways, fgt
I hope everyone is going to be watching this tonight! The fate of our beautiful nation is at stake here!!!!!!!!
>>574401
Nothing, I'm as straight as the pole your mom dances on.
>>574414
I'm watchin'
>>574361
have you been to jpan?
>>574414
voting in the US is like picking where to be shot
picking the republicans is like getting shot in the head
quick and painless death
voting for democrat is like getting shot in the stomach
you bleed out slowly and painfully but you might be able to crawl your way to safety
and then there's people who don't want to get shot and they're fucked
>>574468
No, but I want to. Not to live there, I'm not a weeb, but just to visit.
>>574414
PRES-I-DENT DEW-EY
>>574156
>no vagina
Literally useless.
>>574268
I was watching the Nintendo Direct.
>>574506
PRES-I-DENT SAND-ERS
>>574506
yes please
>>574529
no thanks
What if you told Peri cherry you thought she was really pretty?
>>574591
it's not fucking BIG ENOUGH
GOD
>>574519
Me too
>mfw
>>574598
You'll get stomped in the clods, bud
Do you guys think Greg has a bong in his van?
/pol/ actually did it.
When /sug/ is going to make her say CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRbW6NRbfI
>>574713
She actually said it in chat when she was streaming HOTS. She knows.
Jasper rape!
I wish I never found this stupid fucking show. It's ruined my goddamn life.
>>574835
It's Heroes of the Storm, it's just blizzardified League of Legends. And better, but only because blizzard knows how to playtest their games.
>>574619
I liked it. Bayonetta being #1 in Europe proves that we Eurofags have good taste.
>>574840
how about yes
>>574846
>it's just blizzardified League of Legends
what does this gibberish even mean
video games are the worst
>>573410
Dis gun be good
>>574894
pearl looks like a scary monster
>>574904
She's a super creep.
CG dragons
>>574914
>>574894
>She projected Steven holding her hand because it's one of the memories she'll never let go of
>>574923
W̢̨͈͎̟͉̳̫͕̼̺̓͠e̹̥͉͎̜̎͗̍̽̓̈́̈ ̟͉̊ͥ̕͟͠å̂ͥ̇ͪ̽͏̨̬͇̟͍ͅṛ̶̯̭͎̲̒ͫ̏ͫ̔̇ͭ͐̏ē̯͎͎̗̹̈́̏̌ͬ͆͢͜ͅ ̶͖̮̩͌͋̾ͮͪ͌̽t̠͚̳͖̱ͯ̓͌̏̌͌̄̓ḧ̠̘͙̙̜́́e̵̳̰͍̣͔̹̩̳̅̾́͊ͨ́͞ ̲͔̹͗ͧ͊͊ͨ̉̆̄c̢͓͈̥̝̩̥̆͒̐̐͌̒ŗ̵̨͓̰͉͐ͧͅy̫̜͍̱̠͙̱̹̒̇̈́͆͘͞ş̝̳͙͉̙̼͈̾̑̔ͣͬ̓ͅt̷̡̧͖̤͚̮͉̹̑̎ͅầ̻̱͓̝͉̼̘̯͓͌͂̏͊l̰̬ͮͨ̔̋̅̂̌̄ ̜̞̭̭̤̱̻̌̎̐̾͌ͭ̏g̡̣͕͙̔ͬ̈̽͜͝e̋͑̌̽̀҉̭̦̫͈͎̹͍m̶̦̖͉̯͍͙̣ͭ͟s̡̮̜̭̣̼̠̜͈͔ͯ̋̕
̷̘̤̱͓͔̻̱͔̈́̿́
>>574927
That's Rose's hand, look at the hair.
>>574835
hots is an assfaggots with blizzard characters.
>>575011
I'd fuck the shit out of anteater Poil
Do you think Lapis makes water friends to talk to when she's feeling lonely?
>>575018
What's up with her belly?
>>575018
>mein kampf on the bookshelf
Pearl must've lent that to him
>>574914
Reminds me of blaster ;)
I really don't see the point in living without my gem waifu being real. I need her. I think I'm just gonna end it after I post this.
>>575040
Do you think Lapis wishes it was easier for her to die?
The thing I'll miss the most about /sugarbage/ is being able to avatarfag as Pearl.
>>574894
>not posting the final version
>>575080
Man what are you doing with these random none response posts and questions. You going through a thing or just being a chode?
>>575114
The thing I'll miss least is you
>>575129
You just be a medium cause you sure like to talk to the dead anon.
>>575114
As long as you'll stop suffering I'll be happy.
>>575153
Oh, I'll still be around. I'll just throw in some images of other characters every once in a while or none at all.
GUYS I'M
GUYS I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
LOOK AT ME, LAPIS
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT REALLY
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF PAY ATTENTION TO ME
GUYS REALLY
>>575349
Stream please
Pearl is cute.
>>575349
OMG LOLL
>>575349
Are you killing yourself because you think you're Lapis or because she isn't real? Please revise your suicide note and have a friend put it on my desk by tomorrow morning.
>>575360
She deserves his love.
>>575421
Does Steven deserve her sperm?
>>575280
Wow good job Dickswallow McChodeguzzler
I can't wait until peridot betrays the crystal cunts
>>575349
She did it again!
That's four anons and one mom for Lapis
>>575602
How many more until I can summon her onto this plane of existence?
>>575599
>Lapis taking about cowardice
>Literally the first one to fly when shit went bad
>The only one who really wants to go home
>>575602
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>575650
At least 4 anons that had Lapis as waifu have 'died'
>>575662
Elaborate further.
>>575667
Cold tea, lapisabuser, this anon and another anon has been reported as 'dead' or on suicide watch.
And this anon's mom: https://4ch.be/trash/thread/380585/#385154
>>575723
>Another car collided with her's and she ended up being run off the road into a lake. She drowned.
I guess anon's mother is
>>575723
REMOVE LAPIS
>>575566
Yes.
>>575867
Ant
>>575850
Guys I saved that fucking cold tea jpg
and i've almost died within the past 2 weeks
Im about fully fucking convinced this shit is cursed.
>>575867
shit i actually saved the thumbnail
fuck me
>>575906
shit
Twice within the past two weeks*
>>575906
She needs one more to be free, anon.
She's been in six episodes.
She needs six tributes.
>>575871
No Steven takes HER sperm, and she has a lot to take...
What do guys think of my new tattoo?
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW
You choose Lapis,now pay the price for having a drepessive waifu
I started biting my nails again anons
what can i do to stop it feels terrible!
my efforts to don't do it lasted only one month
>>575906
How did you almost die? I'm kind of scared, I almost got hit by a car and I think it's Cold Tea trying to take me with him.
>>575964
Quit being autistic
I think these two dudes would be cool guest VA's, maybe making a cameo as two guys Greg used to jam with.
Also, I found out not too long ago that they won the 2015 Grammy award for best metal performance. Pretty neat.
>>575956
She will come for you soon.
>>575956
>Xbox
>RWBY
the Lapis part is cool.could even say that is an original idea after leaving the fandom
it would look great on those naked back dresses
>>576010
God why the fuck did Becky make him so fucking fat and disgusting
Steven and crystal gems orgy when?
This is Superior /ss/
>>575983
not that anon but
what does autism has to do with nail biting?
>>576023
You were her inspiration.
>>575967
I was the dude that was robbed at gun point.
I also did this 180 on the road to dodge this dog who tries to get hit by every car that goes by.
Step bank right below.
The hiatus will end this week right
i cant take this anymore
>>568792
haha time to /su-
>Pewey edition
I can wait for the new thread I guess.
>>576064
literally all of /sug/ is this way
>>576068
You know that concept? The one about collectively thinking about something making it real?
Do you think that's what's happening? Lapis' suffering is affecting everyone who waifu's her.
It's almost time
>>576119
Wow, Connie killed Steven just so she could get some bling and watch a movie. Straight up worst girl.
>tfw Gemini
>>576144
>That garnet
Oh lord
>>576119
The guy who drew this knows that if Steven poofs he's dead forever, right?
I want Ronaldo to kidnap me.
>>576150
I appreciate what you do Indexer, but could you hold your head under a water jug until it's empty please?
Alright sug here's a neat little game you can do if you're bored out of your fucking mind
take a day of the year
unixtimestamp.com put it in there, you'll get a 10 digits number
now go to tumblr, tag of whatever character
add ?before= to the url and paste your number there
If you don't have a waifu just use steven-universe
it should look like
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe?before=1422835200
now grab a good picture and post it in the next thread
New thread fucking when
>>576290
i'll make it :)
>>576328
Based anon
>>575599
I thought I saw all of Tang's stuff but this look's like her stuff and I've never seen it.
![CWS7MVjUEAArqBV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GtaZsXn.jpg "CWS7MVjUEAArqBV[1]")
