/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Buncha Fuckin Nerds In Here Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
LAPIS
>>547816
Ironic novelty shirts have gone too far
>>547807
Thank you OP for making a good OP for once.
I want more Pearl episodes!
>>547816
tentadick lapis is best gem
>>547845
What's wrong with you? How can someone like those meme genitals
>>547845
I'm not gonna pretend I understand this meme, but I still like it
I don't have a problem with tentadicks, so what?
>>547900
It's homosuck shit
>>547911
isn't that some sort of web comic
are there really tentacle dicks in it
>>547900
its not a meme
>>547938
The comic doesn't have any nudity in it and I don't think it's even referenced tentacle dicks ever, some homestuck fans just like to fantasize about the genitals of a fictional alien race.
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Jasper
>>547976
Get out.
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a planet called Homeworld,
There lived a gem society,
Obedient to the core.
But yay there was a black sheep
And she wanted so much more.
Her name was young Pearl and she refused to step in-line.
A vision she did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
She wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Pearl slides into the royal court, brandishing a guitar]
Oh the diamond's balls were blazin' as I stepped into her cave,
Then I sliced her fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the diamond,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to fuck a geode in the party zone!
Gotta fuse with sluts in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
>>547988
>I got to fuck a geode in the party zone!
brought it from a light 5 to a strong 6
[Yellow Diamond]
You've disobeyed my orders, Pearl,
Why were you ever formed?
Peridot's ten times better than you,
Gemsus loves her more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Fusing is the Cluster's work, he wants you to rebel.
You should be a mindless puppet;
Let the Diamonds pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You'll be harvested in a week, and you'll be alone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise Diamond when you're before my throne!
[Pearl, singing to her picture of Rose Quartz]
Rose Quartz can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will take me off this rock.
Yellow Diamond thinks you're evil,
But man, she can suck a cock.
Fusion is not The Cluster's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never fuse as long as I am stuck here with bitches so bad...
[Rose Quartz]
I hear you brave young Pearl,
You are so thirsty to fuse.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must get through.
Escape your master's clutches,
And this oppressive world.
On a journey you must go,
To find the planet they call Earth!
In The world of fallen gemstones,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your friends and freedom,
Through the battlefield you must walk.
You will face your inner demons,
Now go my Pearl and rock!
[Pearl, flying away from Homeworld]
So she bailed from fuckin' Homeworld with hunger in her heart;
And she journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of her art;
But in the end he knew that she would find his counterparts.
Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock
>>547988
>Her name was young Pearl
It should be Rose.
Will they fuse this season?
Jasper
>>548018
not before steve and peridot
>>548018
no but they'll fuck
>>548028
Is a babe
Hey /sug/ how's my connie cosplay?
>>548028
BIG FAT ORANGE RO-ah you get it.
>>548401
If your plan was to look disgusting, well congrats because you've succeeded.
>>548401
Are you the one who asked before? It's pretty good.
Jasper
so why does jasper look like bowser
>>547823
LAZULI
>>548401
looks good, just need the sword
i got a big pink 1 4 u bb
ha ha just kidding
we have fun here
>>548497
That's a good question.
>>548401
you have to be 18+ to use 4chan
>>548401
Not only are you non-white, but underage and/or a tranny.
>>548582
>>548037
We've seen Rose and Pearl fused, so why can't we see Steven and Pearl fusing?
Hey guys don't worry, I posted your favorite gem for you!
>>548616
because they only ever recently showed the original rainbow quartz and they won't just blow their load so soon.
I'm sure they will fuse, but not without a lot of waiting and anticipation beforehand
>>548635
scribbles pls draw more porn
>>548635
i wish for all pre-catch and release peridot fanart to be eradicated from the internet
can someone please do this for me?
>>548661
Peridot isn't for sexual, she's for cute.
>>548028
>>548472
...is perfection.
>pearl x jasper
what happen ?
>>548695
Nothing, because it won't.
>>548682
that's bullshit and you know it
>>548677
Never.
>>548695
Broken Pearl.
>>548710
am i the only one who wanted peridot to just have floating fingers without the suit
i think it would've made her look more interesting
>>548710
fine, I'll just do it myself
>>548401
Don't hit on me you silly boys
>>548635
>not pearl
just fuck off. and i hate your peridot's retarded hair.
>>548746
Suddenly Peri is a short Salad Fingers.
>>548401
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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daily reminder that dewy is cia
>>548710
I wanna stick my dick in that.
>>548746
Please edit everything thanks
>>548683
Jasper is perfection.
>>548780
How big of a guy is he?
>>548780
who's dewy though
>>548682
What about both?
>>548710
there are so many things wrong with that image
post /ss/!
>>548844
no!!!!!!!!!
>>548842
It was made a long, long time ago.
>>548844
/ss/hit
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>>548797
Source?
>>548893
my ass lol
>>548877
dubs confirm him.
>>548910
kek at the mini dick
Is that edit guy still around or is he gone?
>>548954
some of my art.
Thread needs more futadot.
>>549007
Yes, we need more drawfags drawing peridongs
>>548971
He's gone for good.
>>549037
Sauce on this? Looks a lot like an artist I like's work, but he doesnt really do nsfw any more stuff as far as I know.
So how was /sug/'s day been so far? I hope /trash/ is treating you guys well with the porn and great content /trash/ is known for.
I can't see why /co/ would throw you guys out, welp you don't need /co/ anymore, /trash/ got your back. And /trash/ would never treat /sug/ poorly.
So don't ever come back to /co/ ok? /trash/ is your new home now.
>>549007
pearl gets no futa treatment aside from fucking them, it isn't right she's completely feminine and the concept of her having a dick is not canon in the slightest.
maybe a little misogynist too in that your projecting that she has the penis envy.
it doesn't work, it's not based in science.
Is there any good Lapis r63?
I think she'd mage a good looking boy.
>>549047
I jack off every night imagining Peridot interrogating me on human ways of living by using her cock as a reward for cooperation. It's not a fetish, it's a lifestyle.
>>549063
Go back to tumblr.
>>549037
thanks for the rare futadonutdot friend
>>549057
If you mean Scribble he does a bunch of nsfw, he just doesn't post it on tumblr anymore since tumblrites want to jump down his throat about it
>>548910
>>549047
Twinks are cute
>>549057
Just check the Stephen Galaxy tag
Search for Peridot or any of its variables, futadot in your case.
>>549081
/ss/neaple get the fuck out, i don't care if your thuggin or not.
this is a place of justice.
oh and your a sheep for the tumblr crack that must be a gut reaction type reply. ;)
>>549089
That's exactly him. I didn't know he went by that name though.
>Crystal Gems go to drill to the cluster from the ocean because that means several thousand less feet to drill and a slightly less tough crust
>during drilling, encounter Malachite
>Gems fight her raging off because they don't need to fuse, while Peridot and Steven stay in the drill
>Peridot realizes the cluster is just within range, but the drill is too beaten to get farther
>she decides that setting off the device they were going to use now would be fine, rather than moving away
>it wasn't designed to be safe for normal gems, but it should be fine for just a simple blast radius, since they can just reform later, unlike the cluster
>Steven points out he can't protect against a bomb, and Peridot reveals its not a bomb, it's a Tumbler Wave (shut up, let me finish)
>it works by vibrating and exciting the particles of surrounding matter so much that anything not held together by tightly packed organic matter fissures and separates, and for gems it so smooths the edges of a gem that the pieces can't fuse any more or hold form, like a Gem Tumbler at the particle level
>and it works great too, because it'll break up Malachite too, possibly for good
>Steven mentions that Garnet is a fusion and that she'll be split up too, POSSIBLY FOR GOOD
>Peridot thinks, shrugs her shoulders, and switches it on
>BOOM
>the vibrations break apart Malachite in a screaming rage as the gems poof
>Garnet tries to hold it together too before she poofs
>Pearl, Amy, Peridot all poof too from the strain
>Steven goes out to grab the gems he can while bubbling his head
>Gets Amethyst, Sapphire, and Ruby?
>the energy released of cluster breaking and excited rock turning to magma blasts open the whole area
>Steven bubbles full and is blasted straight out of the way unconscious before landing back on shore
>Amethyst reforms, Sapphire reforms, Steven hugs them, tells them what he saw
>goes to get Ruby, but suddenly realizes, that's not her gem
>IT'S JASPER
>CLIFFHANGER ENDING
How'd you like that?
> 92 post
> ip 1
how is this seven fucking possible?
>>549089
Why doesn't he just start a soup.io account or something?
futadot x donut is the #1 ship!
>>549148
That's page 1. There's 25 unique ips.
>>549125
>i didn't know he went by that name
>it's scribble
>oh yea that's him
eh?
>>549148
Extreme samefagging itt
>>549063
>she's completely feminine
what
>>549148
>how is this seven fucking possible?
>>549188
fuck you for swapping my image 4chan
>>549188
>does not explain how seven is possible
>>549149
Ask him if you want. Soup probably doesn't offer much exposure as tumblr, but it's a good place for hising nsfw
>>549174
not in the human sense silly in the gem sense it's in her demeanor and chicks can be full chicks but still work on cars bruv, it might be rare to you but it exists out there.
>>549174
>feminity means being useless
>>549148
That's an eight, this is a seven.
>>549213
>hising nsfw
*hiding. Holy fucking shit at least bother fixing your grammar you illiterate fuck.
Peridot is cute.
>>549038
>>549063
what if she has a feminine penis
>>549169
I googled it and it showed me right to his tumblr, the one I've been following for a while.
Now, more importantly, where can I find his NSFW stuff?
>>549220
see at least you knew what anon was implying.
>>549232
>2
How the fuck do I make Peridot my wife I love her so much it makes me want to cry
>>549232
nope but this is a 2
You know what triggers my autism? The fact they gave Pearl blue blush color, but she doesn't have a blue mouth or tongue.
>>549244
>commenting on someones grammar on the internet.
if it's not outright 12 year old trash slag text talk then i can usually catch the gist of what any of you are saying regardless of the cultural[grammatical] differences in the way you talk.
i don't capitalize for shit on purpose.
>>549283
Holy fucking shit I was just kidding holy shit learn to take a joke for jesus christ sake jesus christ holy shit
>>549291
It's qt
>>549244
intexter... pls... go...
>>549292
who are you and why should I care
>>549300
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>549248
don't you tempt me into that line of thinking. i know better.
>>549291
well Peridot has a blue tongue but she's green
>>549300
It wasn't very funny ;(
>>549247
Ey yo Dad Man! What was my friggin mom like?
>>549319
Dude.
It's not a pretending to be retarded scenario.
12 days till Christmas!!!
>>549345
12 days until suicide!!!
>>549316
i am this person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttefnNtzGQI
>>549345
I fucking hate Christmas.
>>549343
Yes it is ur a tard
>>549345
that pic reminded me of x-man
where might he be now?
>not trans gf to dress up as pearl/peridot and lewd me
>not girly enough to do it for someone else yet
Why is this world cruel?
>>549367
Alright.
>>549369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHGGHGHGHGHH
>>549390
Stop pretending to be a tard holy fucking shit
>>549374
It's actually by one of the storyboarders, Katie Mitroff.
I WANT PERIDOT TO FUCKING LOVE ME HOW DO I MAKE REAL
IF I DON'T FIND A PERRY CHERRY SOON I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF I NEED HER
hello thread! enjoy this link I found just for you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7zGUczPPVI
>>549381
>Why is this world cruel?
The world isn't cruel. You're just a stupid faggot.
Kill yourself if you can't take it.
Sugilite > Sardonyx
Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.
>>549433
>anime
>gook
>>548401
Are you sure you're 18? My curiosity won again.
>>549451
too bad minaj is a shit-tier voice actor
Have a Himmler.
>>549433
>>549422
says two literal cock suckers in their own right.
>>549426
hidden
>>549451
Sure but
Alexandrite > Sugilite
I know I'm right
>>549426
this is off to a good start.
Give me futadot requests
>>549505
Futadot removing his own penis
>>549505
Dominant futadot demanding you suck her dick
>>549505
thats a hard one how about fucking a o-ring.
>>549505
futadot fucking donald trump
>>549505
Futadot having sex with older Steven. Make sure her vagina is visible.
>>549142
I could see it maybe,
Didn't really think they would mash those two plots together though.
>>549291
Nah I agree, makes me angry as fuck.
>m.o.o.n does soundtrack for SU episode
what happens ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3AppoDCzA
>>549142
What would happen to the others then? What about Peridot, Pearl, and Ruby?
>>549543
eh
>>549381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9QFov8boN
>>549496
Alexandrite is the worst fusion so far, she's just big and that's it, not even her weapon has been revealed for her yet.
>>549451
>>549574
Her weapon is all of them.
>>549551
Blasted off to the other side of the ocean, ideally the blast knocks out warp pads so they have to deal with being seperated and just walk back to the Gem Temple together.
Two thirsty nerds and an angry midget lesbo. ROAD TRIP~
>>549570
nice bandwagon nerd
>>549570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0whYcYIZ9BS ;)
right down!
>>549589
I know it said that, but it still has not been shown, and we don't even know what the fusion of a spear, whip, and gauntlets would be.
>>549623
All of them.
Does anyone have that Steven someone drew with the censor bar on his face while recorded
>>549651
you wot ?
>>549628
This is why Alexandrite is shit and always will be shit.
>>549667
I want amy and jasper to fight over which one gets to fuck my tight asshole. But then they both do anyway. :3
No homo, though tbhfam
>>549695
Awesome! Thanks, anon!
>>549690
man i hope thats a nice thing or something because i wasn't even sure that even got out but i'f your just singing and acting like a sperging little twink then i'm going to be super heated.
>>549505
Futadot fucking a donut
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble and pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet and it's full of blood
>you'll never go on a roadtrip with Amethyst's VA.
I would literally murder a person if I could live in beach city.
>>549793
>>549793
Forgot the image to go with that post.
>>549799
Would you betray your entire species if aliens agreed to put you into a virtual reality version of beach city?
>>549806
fucking hell i thought she was tied up
>>549768
Did I ever tell you guys
All of you who listen to this band
About the meanest guy that ever is
Or ever was?
‘Bout four feet tall and pale
Known as Jake to his friends
Which means that no one has ever made the
mistake
To call him Jake
There’s about a thousand ways
I could demonstrate that he’s poison
Motherfucker creeps around like a human
snake
Fangs and all
(Spitting in the food
Pissing in the pool
Yelling at the blind
Acting like it’s cool
Preying on the weak
He’s fucking cruel)
Did I ever tell you guys
All about Jacob St. Claire?
Absolute evil if there ever was
And there is
Kills the lawn
Freaks the dog
Curdles the milk with a stare from 15 feet
(ad lib)
Until the scumbag comes walking up
And then it’s
Jacob, Jacob
Get the fuck away
But he keeps coming around
You beg him
Plead him
Scream until you bleed
But he keeps coming around
He will keep coming around
There is no love
For you,
Your mom your dad or any of your friends
<Jacob>
My name is Jacob
I guess you’ve all heard of me
My reputation does precede
Yet again
I’m not a lying man
I won’t deny what’s been said
All these awful stories that folks repeat
again and again
Oh I’m hated
Always scorned
Always cast away, always pushed aside
Always me again and again
Ever since I was born
I’ve been despised
It’s pain and rejection
Again and again
But I can promise you this
If you’d only give me a chance
Walk with me
Take my hand, I would
Get you
Take you
Burn you and break you
Again and again and again and again and
again
>>549804
good, fuck swans. Old ass man banging on one chord for 20 minutes, get out of here
>>549670
source?
>>549816
Yes.
Maybe I could get close to Peri-cherry.
Does anyone have the animation where Ruby flies on Sapphire?
>>549859
dude, that's very rude.
unf
>>549895
basic ass white boy
>>549670
fuck you, learn how to stitch things together
>>549806
why are they fucking tweeting at each other every 5 seconds if they're in the same car, I can barely even find the trump in my feed now
>>549921
>basic ass white boy
>>549930
Jasper is fucking disgusting.
>>549895
Marty's only mistake was attempting to be realistic in a universe where emotions rule.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyBmMAkdKM
>you'll never go on a roadtrip with Zuke and Amethyst's VA
;_;
>>550064
Fuck those two disgusting dykes.
I hope they have an accident
>>550064
>they start lezzing out and force you to drive while they explore each other in the back
>>550088
get out. no wait you belong here.
>>550088
d-dubs confirm?
>>548746
Looks pretty good
>>550064
meh who cares
if I get dubs they get into a car crash
>>550064
>You will never laugh like this again
>>550064
if dubs they go fast and furious and die
>>550207
>tfw i've already accepted my fate
>>550244
if dubs they come back safe but Zuke has a heart attack
>>550244
>>550255
Stop it guys. Don't toy with people's lives like this.
>>550255
STOP
>>550244
>>550255
>>550244
>>550255
>>550244
>>550255
checked
>>550244
>>550255
RIP Zuke
i hope peridot's okay
>>550357
>tumblr
>>550375
if dubs her character will get killed off
>>550384
if singles she lives forever
>>550381
I don't make these, i just save them from the source
>>550375
Nah, Peri will die just like Shelby.
Check my dubs.
>>550402
If dubs Lapis dies instead of her
>>550403
>tumblr
>>550425
>>550404
>>550402
>>550384
>>550375
you just can't pull it off
If dubs I kill myself right now and stream it.
lol
>>550449
If dubs you get raped in the ass for being an attentionwhore
If dubs Rebecca dies and SU never finishes.
If dubs i actually get shit done
if dubs, we're all actually fans of death grips
>>550459
If dubs Jasper rapes my ass for being a slutty attention whore.
If dubs more futadot
If dubs, I get my dick sucked by fanged Peridot.
>>550480
if dubs i get to watch
>>550474
it goes it goes it goes right into the trash where it belongs
if dubs then nothing changes and they will be wasted
>>550495
If dubs you get to watch me get anally raped by all the CGs and Homeworld Gems
If dubs, we stop this. If trips, we all die.
>>550527
If dubs we keep doing this
SO GUYS HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>550551
Fuck you.
>>550551
something something dubs
