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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
More Pearl Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
First for fangs
Less Pearl, more Lapis.
>>425603
>More Pearl Edition
>>425632
hell no
at least Pearl has personality
Never enough Pearl!!!
>>425632
laptis
>>425641
"Angsty adult acting like a teenager" is a personality. I think.
>>425641
this. every scene with lapis is just her being a pussy.
>>425641
>implying
>>425641
>muh rose
Come on now
>>425645
Best living hologram attached to a rock consciousness.
L A P I S
A
Z
U
L
Is cool desu
>>425679
>muh mirror
Come on now
>>425670
I don't see you retorting
>>425706
Is that it? Muh mirror? This is you're reply. Really.
let's cut out all this shit and post jasper
>>425753
How ironic.
>>425679
>>425663
How much screen time does Lapis have in total? Excluding the mirror episode, I bet it is less than 10 minutes.
>>425754
Hell yeah I'm down!
>>423583
Okay, so I did the hair, and I realized that that alone was enough to make her read as Vidalia it seemed.
So, I decided to try some more interesting stuff.
So I got this now, and another version
>>425764
Well yeah but why would you exclude the mirror episode anyway?
>>425759
But it's true anon every episode it's
"Let me do this for you rose!"
"Rose! Let me dry hump your leg for you!"
"r-rose!"
It's pretty tiring
>>425776
Skipping my request huh?
thatsok.jpg
>>425781
Because she's hardly sentient for 95% of that episode.
Ok, let's play a game.
Describe any character using the word "muh"
>muh rose
>>425782
its actually pretty tragic knowing what we know now
>>425782
try harder
>>425776
And this is the other. Request asked to leave her nude, but I thought a slightly sfw version would be nice.
Also gave me an excuse to try more vector work.
>>425786
The statue thing? This was way more fun to do, sorry.
Not sure if i'll get around to the greg saitama one tonight, but I did still save it.
>>425776
>>425798
>muh fusion
>muh love
>>425710
She's a defeatist that for some reason also refuses help from others unless it's absolutely necessary, probably because of her trust issues due to being trapped in a mirror for an unknown amount of years. However, when she does trust someone she's loyal to them.
She's also vindictive as all hell and has a major martyr complex.
>>425838
you know this meme >>425782 wasn't any better
literally learn to greentext
try.
harder.
>>425860
nice headcanon lol
>>425864
>everything is a meme now
LiTerALlY
>>425877
Whatever you say, anon.
>>425877
>Lapis
>not having "MARTYR ME" as her middle name
Give credit where it's due.
>>425887
you having a seizure?
>>425838
no we need more episodes because those showed very little of their relationship
>>425909
i didn't even bother reading it t︂b︂︂h
Guys don't go to bed yet, I just got in.
>>425910
Bitch I might from reading your shitty replies
>>425956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>425754
My fellow of high melanin count.
>>425945
Too late, good night anon.
>>425964
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Why can't good times come back?
Why can't things be just like they used to be?
>>425999
What do you mean by that?
I'm meeting Chirs Sabat tomorrow.
How jelly are you guys?
>>426027
literally
who
>>425999
Because the fandom is getting bigger and people like to start drama and all that crap
Our little camp fire is now a shitty hippie gathering
>>425798
>muh son
>>426027
Under what circumstances?
>>425798
>muh popularity
>>425798
Muh edge!
>>426156
Thank you for swapping my image, 4chan
>>425776
If Vidalia is DIO, does that mean Greg is Jotaro?
>>426156
What a riot
>>425798
>muh mom
>>426082
Who is starting drama aside from general depressed pearl autism and general bickering.
Sometimes people get on here with sad life stuff but that's fine sometimes too as long as its kept in check.
guess who yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 1
"DONT DO IT PEARL" steven exclamed
"IM GONNA DO IT I MISS ROSE SO MUCH" she said knifingly with her hand
"PLEASE PEARL YOURE LIKE MY MOM I LOVE YOU"
"ITS TOO LATE STEVEN" pearl squawked in anguish
pearl turned her hand into a knuife and slit her own throat wide open and then poofed into a gem
"NO PEARL WHY" steven cried with those stars in his eyes
amethist comes into the room and says to steven "ha ha what a dumb idiot" "why did she do this again" asks steven sullenly. "She does this because she wants attention"
says amathest slylyl. She picks up pearls gem and throws it across the room. "ha ha dumb idiot" she starts dancing and banging sullenly on her ass going "wimp wimp"
at dinner time steven says to garnet "garnet was mom really even that cool? I mean she seemed pretty lame to me from that video i saw inside of the lion. Actually I didnt
watch it inside of the lion i took it out of the lion and then watched it outside of the lion." "She was very cool" garnet says sullenly. No one says a word
ebcause they are praying to god to bring rose back. Pearl reappears and kills herls f again because she's a dumb idiot. No one evenc ares anymore.
>muh apathy
5 weeks and 2 days until showtime kids. Get excited.
>>426213
Oh god... WATCH OUT CONNIE!
>>426144
Yamacon, just gonna get an autograph and stuff.
>>426220
Kill yourself.
>>426213
oh god... MEME ME /SUG/!
>>426156
Isn't that pika whatever, man with the highest record of autism of all time.
Pearl kinda looks cute like this.
>>426237
Chris chan, the creator of sonichu.
>>426242
Holy shit that's cute
>>426219
Don't give me that, we all know better.
>>426242
Wait a second... I RECOGNIZE THAT HAIR!
>>426210
CHAPTER 2
perdiot sits quietly in the bath room while the crystal gems are eating a bountiful thank giving feast. "Why are all of these gems so bad and i am the only good one i
dont get it why do people like these dumb idiots" she exclaims as she fishes a turd out of the toilet bowl. "look at this clod" she exlaims as she examines the poop.
just then pearl breaks down the door and exlaims "i miss rose SO MUCH" and then cuts her throat again. Steven comes in and apologizes for her. "she does this all the time
it's just a phase." pearl poofs back with cool black trip pants and storms off exlcaiming "IM NEVER COMING BACK." "she'll be back that dumb idiot" says amehtis
greg is minding his own business at his nice car wash when perl shows up and exclaimes "I AHTE YOU GREG YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE STEVEN TOO HE RUINED MY LIFE AS WELL"
she kills her self in front of greg. Greg cries. pearl comes back out of her gem and looks like rose and says "gimme a kiss big boy" and greg sullenly kills her again.
"YOU WENT TOO FAR" greg exclaimes to the dead gem. But pearl cant hear anythnig because shes in her gem listening to like Nick Derake or Elliot Smith or Nine Inc Nails?
>>426237
>being this new
>>426208
Which is exactly why /co/ banned /sug/ so the blogging crap wouldn't happen, trash sug was a mistake
>>426237
How can you forget the TRUE and HONEST autismo herself?
>>426210
>>426262
CHAPTER 3
pearl wakes up in the bathroom. in the bath tub is a giant mound of steve dung. It does not smell good so pearl makes her nose go away. peridot is there and says
"hey pearl its me peridat i have constructed a time machine for you out of excrement and i can fix all of your problems. Just get inside!" Pearl hesistewntly enters
the time machine. It is sticky inside of the time machine. The poop is sticking to her clothes and she vomits but gains compusure. "teach me how to fly this thing!"
she excalims.
minutes later steven feels him self begin to disappear. "oh no!" garnet exclaims" steen is disappeering. "oh no garnet youre right" says amathest. They fuse into nicky
minaj but its too late, steven is gone. No one even remembers he existed.
>>426242
the fuck am i looking at
also
>_500
you're a literal pleb and you're just baiting to get indexer to eat the il
>>426237
That's Christian Weston Chandler, the greatest trainwreck of our time. He has so many saga's to his life it might one day put DBZ to shame.
>>426210
>>426262
>>426276
CHAPTER 4
Beach City, 1932. The gems are sitting around wearing old timey clothes because thats what they were like the pilgrims with the buckle hats. Rose gets up to go get
something to eat because she does that every 5 minutes. Paerl enters the kitchen in future clothes. "Hello rose its been so long" pearl says sulleny. i came from the
future to fuse with you" drool oozing from her dumb idiot face. "thats gross and also rape" rose exclaims. Pearl tries to force fuse wth rose but rose fights back.
pearl hits rose over the head with the toaster oven and she poofs into her gem. pearl picks up the gem and starts trying to danc e with it like some kind of crazy
person. when they dont fuse pearl exlaims "IF I CANT HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN" and smashes her gem into the wall. It breaks intoa billion pieces and pearl storms sullenyl
to the warp pad, never to return
>>426210
>>426262
>>426276
>>426289
CHAPTER 5
GERMANY
pearl is at the pub or whatever its called in germany and meets a dashing young man who is also very atteracted to her. they hit it off real well. They go back to his
place and because she thinks its going to impress him or something she just like shoots herself with a gun and poofs back in the shape of a beautiful german woman
and the young man is just astonished. They begin a long term romance and bang a lot. The young man becomes president of germany and they both live luxurious lives and
bang a lot.
one day pearl hears her husband talking about how he doesnt like jews. pearl doesnt really know much about jews but she knows that greg was definitely one and that she
hated them all. she tells him that maybe they should just kill them? He thinks this is a wonderful idea and guess what it turns out he was actially adolph HITLER
and we all know how that story ended!!
>>426242
When will you learn
>>426268
Are you stupid? Do you think generals, especially big generals like SU, keep on topic 24/7?
Why do you think it gets called circlejerking?
Banning won't prevent jack shit from happening.
>>426242
so what the fuck is this exactly?
>>425860
>Probably the best analysis of Lapis I've seen, copied shamelessly from a fellow anon
Lapis feels like she has nowhere else to go, she doesn't trust in the CG, last time she returned to Homeworld things didn't end up well for her and she most likely doesn't feel like wandering around in a planet she doesn't believe in, she feels trapped, so she decided she might as well imprison herself under her own terms by imprisoning Jasper with her, instead of being imprisoned by someone else again
She literally even said so, "I'm done being everyone's prisoner, now you're my prisoner and I'm never letting you go"
It also helped that she had already had enough of Jasper's bullshit, it wasn't only about how she had mistreated her but about the fact that she was also being a cunt to Steven, the only person that ever showed any concern for her and who she considers is the only person she can trust, and after seeing how scared Steven was she just snapped
It is not only about her wanting to protect Steven or wanting to keep Jasper at bay, like I said she could've just created a water hand and bitch slap her to death, it's also about a twisted way to get revenge on her for all the shit she had done to Steven and her, sacrificing her own freedom just to deny Jasper her's, she wanted Jasper to feel as hopeless and lonely and desperate and powerless and trapped as she had been feeling ever since she got trapped in the mirror and even after breaking out
Merry Christmas /sug/.
>>426300
Never.
>>426276
>"oh no!" garnet exclaims" steen is disappeering. "oh no garnet youre right" says amathest. They fuse into nicky
>minaj but its too late, steven is gone. No one even remembers he existed.
what are all these words arranged in this order for?
Why is Lapis such an asshole? She doesn't even thank Steven the first time he saves her. The second time, she tries to kill him and then gets fixed and then tries to kill him again immediately after saying thank you.
>>426337
the worst thing you could ever wish for someone
>>426352
Don't reply to it.
>>426360
did you read it?
i read it and now i cannot not un-read it.
You faggots got anymore Abalone?
take it now cause i'll start to delete my posts
>>426380
Just pretend those posts don't exist.
>>426352
Yeah I don't know what it is supposed to be, very obviously seems like some meme bullshit but sometimes I worry that the dude is serious since he posts it everyday.
>>426357
>this again
She's been in the mirror a long time, she got poo brains man and don't know right from wrong
>>426337
Time for a /sug/ secret santa! Please send all the gifts to me and I'll be sure to send them out ;)
>>426137
why is pearl snot so cute?
>>426392
it's forced tumblr shit
just hide it
>>426389
>>426392
>one day pearl hears her husband talking about how he doesnt like jews. pearl doesnt really know much about jews but she knows that greg was definitely one and that she hated them all. she tells him that maybe they should just kill them? He thinks this is a wonderful idea and guess what it turns out he was actially adolph HITLER
and we all know how that story ended!!
is he saying that pearl went back in time and fell in love with adolf hitler and cause the holocaust tho?
all of this is starting to become very distressing.
>>426421
qt as fuck
>>426421
That's not what her hair loOKS LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>426403
>tfw Uncle Grandpa and his crew will never permanently replace the Crystal Gems
What is even the point of watching anymore?
>sleep for seven hours
>two new threads are created and bump out by the time I wake up
Don't you guys have hobbies? Jobs? School?
You know what, let's play a game...
>The last boss of the last video game you played encounters Rose Quartz, Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst.
What happens?
>>426432
I'm okay with this hair because it keeps the triangle shape.
>>426447
Sleeping for seven hours is a hobby to you?
>>426357
This is no time for memes anon, but I'll help you sweeten that bait by saying that Lapis did say thank you when released from the mirror. Please update this post with that info in mind so you don't far into obvious traps. Maybe one day you'll be as great a baiter and memer as I am, my son. But for now, you'll stay low on the meme totem pole with the rest of the low quality newfags. Take my advice and learn from it son, I believe in your baiting talents and hope that you may become a great baiter someday. ;)
-Your Anonymous Friend, Mr. Meme aka the Anonymous Lord of Memes ^^
>>426352
this is stream of consciousness finnigans wake type masterpiece you fucking ungrateful piece of shit
>>426210
>>426262
>>426276
>>426289
>>426298
BRAZIL, 1950
the war has ended. pearl managed to escape by faking a suicide on that fate full day in 1945. She changed her appearance again too look like a jewish person (trigger
warning: racist joke) (big change am i right fellas? can i get a high five?) and escaped germany with some refugees. pearl has just received a package from her
boys back in the US. This package is what will comeplet her plans. she now toils away in her lab. a jar of bones lies open on her work table. the lid, heart drawn on
the top with sharpie (were those around then?) sat beside several other bones ,far too big for jars, in various states of powderization.
"Ive done it!" pearl excliams. She adds some black stuff to the blue stuff and whatever and mixes it around. when she is done she unlocks her safe and removes
the small cardboard box labeled "fragile". she stares sullenly at it for a few moments before taking a deep breath and carefully cutting the tape with her pen knife.
it is full of packing peanuts. she shuffles them aroudn for a bit, savoring this moment. she thinks she will feel relief when she sees that first glimmer of pink
but what catches her in the gut instead wis pure dread. this was wrong. she shouldn't be doing this. she shouldn't have done any of this. but she has come too far
to turn back and is too lonely to go any further without being loved. she removes the shards from the box and places them in the mixture. it begins to bubble
and a giant figure emerges in a pink flash.
>>426452
I don't play videogames
>>426452
>Vergil 3
Hmm... I don't know.
>>426457
Sleeping's just a side effect of my hobby- Xanax and Nyquil abuse.
>>426210
>>426262
>>426276
>>426289
>>426298
>>426464
CHAPTER 7
BEACH CITY, PRESENT TIME
the crystal gems return to the gem house after a mission to rose's grave site. it had been over 80 years since rose was murdered and pearl tossed her dumb idiot
self into a volcano. ever since the site was disturbed years ago they had made annual visits to pay their respects and get a delicious coffee and egg sandwich on pretzel
roll bread for only $5.99 at the dunkin donuts in the area. This was an amazing deal and the gems could not resist. The gems hated the big donut. Their coffee is
terrible and they don't even have bagels. I know donut shops are donut shops and not bagel shops but I personally feel the two are close enough that having bagels
is just common courtesy. Who even eats donuts anyway? Donuts are garbage food for garbage people. It's not even about calorie count, it's about having good enough
taste to realize that a mouth full of sugar is disgusting. I can respect a fat guy who eats bagels. that's classy. you think a chocolate covered cake ring is going to
taste anyhwere near as good as a nice marble bagle with a bit of cream cheese? Absolutely not. Amethysts is laughing at a funny joke peridot just told.
"ha aha wow peri dot you are hilarious and the jokes are so high brow I really aprpreciate your wit you remind me of bill hicks if he were still around and not part
of a forced fusion with alex jones. Really smart. You are like the only pearl I am aware of who killed herself except you are much cooler and funnier and we all like
hanging out with you a lot more. thanks for joining the team" "yes i agree" said garnet.
"HEY" exclaims amethesit
"Let's go laugh at dead pearl in the volcano"
"hilarious idea!" exclaimed peridot
"let's do it" said garnet
>>426452
>Fallout 4
The closest to a boss would be a Legendary Alpha Glowing Deathclaw, they would still kill it in no time.
>>426447
>he hasn't adopted the Uberman sleep schedule
>he hasn't faked a mental illness to leech off the government with
>he actually has hobbies that aren't shitposting
>>426447
>Don't you guys have hobbies?
Nigger what do you think shitposting on 4chan for hours on end is if it isn't a hobby?
>>426336
>Lapis arrives on Homeworld thousands of years after being proclaimed missing and/or dead on a planet known to have rebelled
>refuses to talk/tell the truth to authorities, committing treason in the process
>why were they mean to me ; (
>>426452
>playing video games
I really like how Lapis Lazuli was introduced. Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem are some of my favorite episodes as far as tone and pacing of the show is concerned. I really like her music, too, and I think it really fits her role as the catalyst of what may be a catastrophe. She got a lot done while she was on screen, and I'm excited for her return.
>>426447
>Don't you guys have hobbies?
hobbies are for losers
>Jobs?
half shift, and doesn't require me to be focused for too long. jobs are for losers
>School?
this is a +18 website, and no I dropped out.
school is for losers
>>426452
>Orphan of Kos
The only one that I can see beating him would be Rose
>>426483
>Kill son
>Nuke Boston
>Sarcastic
>HATE NEWSPAPERS
>>426452
>Star Wars Battlefront II
>a company of 250 Rebel Alliance soldiers
They join forces.
>>426501
Ha, how cute.
>>426480
are you just like, describing your life and putting it into the lore or what?
why does pearl kill herself so much?
why are you talking about alex jones?
how many chapters does this have?
>>426501
That was a very nice comment anon, thanks for posting it.
>>426532
Faggot.
>>426538
>break open Amethyst piñata
>hot garbage and week old food comes out
>>426447
I have the privilege of being able to stay on /sug/ while im at work
mfw I get payed to shitpost on /sug/ all night.
>>426480
Listen here Goldberg, not everyone likes bagels so much they developed a giant nose just to get a better whiff of them.
Now you fuck off and stop shit talking donuts you no taste kike.
>>426564
Y-you too.
>>426452
I really should focus on trying to get more writing done but fuck it.
>Pic related.
The CGs probably find him in the Kindergarten examining the Injectors and pondering if he could apply similar techniques when it comes to spreading darkness across the worlds.
But as far as beating him goes if everything goes to shit? The only one I can see doing that is Rose.
>>426576
>payed
Too bad you don't get paid to read a dictionary.
>>426564
rose wouldn't say that.
>>426452
I haven't played games in so long that I forgot which one was last. What has happened to me...
So most of the ones posting at this hour are from the east coast and Australians?
>>426599
Mexican here, just have a fucked up sleeping schedule
>>426599
or dysfunctional americans, yes
>>426560
Why are you so lewd anon?
>>426452
>WELCOME, NEREVAR--wait, who are you?
>Hi! I'm Steven. I like your mask. You look strong! This is my friend Amethyst, she's really strong too.
>Is that a giant robot? Pearl likes robots! You should meet her, too!
>Garnet, look, he likes lava just like you!
And that's how Morrowind was saved from corprus without Azura lifting a finger.
>>426599
All of the US could be posting right now. It's only 2:37 AM on the east coast.
>>426620
i cannot help it.
>>426599
>Australians
What makes you think that? I'm only shitposting a little.
>>426627
You might want to consider rereading his post, he's talking about pre-Steven CGs.
>>426599
East coast beast coast bb ;)
>>426650
i love pre-steven cg's.
it's all so bleak.
Who said they're going to destroy all wrestling?
/sug/ please send in your photos for the group collage, it's like you don't want to. This is a chance to grow together as a community and to strength our friendship bonds.
>>426630
Wouldn't that just be salt water?
>break Lapis piñata
>it's actually a water balloon
>>426674
it's not proper.
>>426678
Me on the right
>>426678
Fuck off
>>426678
Hahaha no.
>>426678
This is me.
>>426678
i have enough friends thanks tho
>>426452
>Elder Maxson
Nothing good will happen.
>>426674
didn't know the thing was a wrestler
>>426699
0 is enough for you anon?
>>426650
meh, steven is still a Rose Quartz. Just one with bits of monkey mixed in.
Why do we keep coming here?
I can't seem to find an answer.
>>426678
>grow together as a community and to strength our friendship bonds
>>426580
no taste is what you'd need in order for a big ol sugar ring to not be disgustingly sweet
r u a child
throw ur fucking donuts in the trash can and go grab some asiago bagels
CHAPTER 8
the gems arrive at the volcano where pearl met her tragic end.
"wow I can't believe she really did it what a moron" snickers peridot
"she was very desperate" says garnet
"big dumb idiot ha ha womp womp" exclaims amethyst.
while they crack their wise at pearl's expense, peridot notices some weird bird like movement coming from the trees across the volcano plains. But this was too big
to be a bird. A flash of white. "Pearl?" she asks aloud. "dead as hell" says amethyst "yes very dead" gernet agrees. Peridot looks back and exlclaims "NO I THINK I JUST
SAW HER." "Impossible" explains garnet "she would never be able to regenerate inside of a goddamn volcano you dumb idiot" "what the hell did you just call me you big
piece of trash" demands peridot. "You heard me, dumb idiot" garnet days dryly because that's how she talks. "I don't have to take this shit you guys are the actual worst
I'm gonna go look for Pearl or whatever I saw over there because that's more fun than sitting here taking flack from a bunch of garbage dump dumbshit rocks who don't
even have any personality fuck you and fuck this I'm done." Sullenly she storms off to the woods.
>>426721
I get off on the futility. When we get episodes again, hopefully the generals here will continue so I don't have to wade through all the shitposting on /co/.
>>426210
>>426262
>>426276
>>426289
>>426298
>>426464
>>426480
>>426726
CHAPTER 9
peridot stomps through the woods just mad as shit. she sees a bunch of broken twigs or whatever and follows the trail made out of the broken twigs or whatever for what
seems like hours. she is tracking her prey like one of those magical indians from the movies. she finally comes to some sort of like tree house thing. she listens for
any sounds coming from inside but was met with silence. she carefully climbs the tree ladder i guess and enters. there are a bunch of those watermelon guys
running around doing melon shit. they ignore peridot as she looks around the room. there's a door to another room. quietly she opens the door and peeks inside. sleeping
on a bed is a great pink beast. it has the body of a big fat woman, 4 meaty, bloated arms, and a funny mustache under her 4 resting eyes. peridot recognized that
mustache from a character in a really boring, drawn out tarantino film. That was Adolph Hitler's mustache. But why did he have rose quartz's gem? she hears the
tree house door creak open behind her and turns around in surprise. it's pearl. she's holding her own gem in some oven mitts because it is hot because she got it out
of the volcano i feel like id idn't have to explain that part but I am anyway. it's done and there's no coming back from it. editing is for the weak. I don't make
mistakes. pearl drops her gem in a panic. a water melon man hands her her shot gun. without thinking she unloads a round into peridot's head, shattering her gem and
ending her life. the beast emerges from her room, eyes still heavy with sleep. "ROAAODDSKFMDKSKAMKDMSKSDSM", she growls at pearl. "don't worry, Roseler sweety,
it's nothing, I'll get this cleaned up for us right now." It gives a low moan and returns back to bed. Pearl cleans up the shards with a dust pan and drops them
into the tree toilet.
>>426689
Me in the center middle.
>>426714
replace with the 0 with 24/25 people i have to know outside of friends and family then yeah
>>426711
>the blue-eyed, everloving Thing
>hair
That's obviously The Infraggable Krunk.
>>426721
>Why do we
don't speak for me
>>426210
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>>426739
CHAPTER 10
at the gem house, amethuist and garnet are playing a rousing game of carcassonne. garnet slams a princess onto amethysis big castle and just totally fucks her out of it.
"this game is terrible I quit eat shit garnet you goddamn cheater" amrthsyt screams, scattering the tiles across the room. garnet smiles and says "you just think it's
a bad game because you suck at it this game is objectively great everyone loves carcassonne i defy you to find me a better board game that isn't something obvious like
fucking chess you know-nothing moron go play your video games or whatever you jackass. by the way where is peridot we have not seen her in days" "probably banging
dead pearl in the woods" amythest exclaimed. "that is not funny how do you bang a broken ass gem that doesn't make sense" "don't think about it gar net. don't think about
it it doesn't matter. None of it matters. Who cares where she is or where pearl is? What if she got herself killed? What does it matter to us? Aren't other people
just there to serve our needs? We can find someone to replace Peridot in our social circle, just as we replaced Pearl. What does she really do for us? You may think it
selfish or even sociopathic but I don't believe in friendship. What are friends other than people to share your interests and further your goals? what happens
when someone stops being of service to you? Peridot has not done a thing for me in months and frankly I don't care if she is alive or dead." "that's fucked up" exclaims
garnet sullenly
>>426614
That guy's Pearl is David Rice.
All of the gems are on the bridge of a Starship.
Who fills what position? What's the ship called?
>>426750
what are you trying to prove?
to who?
Alexandrite best mother.
>>426655
seconded
>>426771
>not allowed to give an honest answer.
sorry anon.
>>426786
I didn't imply that, and you didn't answer my question.
Oh well, I guess.
>>426791
The new intro is better, I don't give a fuck. I can't wait for the next one to be even more anime and to include the HW gems.
>>426769
>Captain: Rose
>Spess Muhreens: Garnet and Jasper
>Communications and Logistics Officer: Pearl
>Engineer: Peridot
>Security Officer: Lapis
>monster that lives in the trash compactor: Amethyst
>not there because he's a child and those aren't allowed on military vessels: Steven
Name depends on the size or class of the vessel.
>>426213
In my time away from /sug/ I have ventured farther than most know, and slain beasts beyond reckoning. And yet seeing you here, still, upon my return, fills me with a comfort I had not known since my leaving.
>>426452
Well, at least the HW Gems will have an easier time dealing with the Cluster...
>>426780
>>426812
the only thing i have to prove is a another full bottle of vodka down tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R1qFAYh7do
good amount of suffering.
>>426849
I kind of liked Sonic Unleashed, the final boss was pretty cool...
It's time for all the drug users to start blogging about it.
>>426874
DUDE
Who's the purest character on this show?
>>426874
what the fuck are you on about?
just fuck off
if you don't want to see something then don't ask for it
>>426886
none
>>426874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cAT-gSP4gw
why don't you just have a gooood time and think about the devil or something.
>>426769
This is the plot of the Steven Universe RPG I'm running. Ship name is the Celestial Horizon, named a Remorseless class to hint at a bit of the fucked up shit gems get up to. Players are playing their own gems, however.
>>426874
/dank/ thread?
>>426886
Steven
>>426907
i'll take it.
bring out the dank everyone i said it's ok to.
>>421932
Good morning /sug/
I feel like i'm gonna die
>>426886
Define "pure."
The gems fighting Corrupted Pearl when?
>>426932
Good morning.
>I feel like i'm gonna die.
We all do at some point in our lives.
>>426210
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>>426739
>>426757
CHAPTER 11 (1/2)
while garnet set out to find peridot, ruby and sapphire are having a talk
"hey look, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, ruby"
"what are you talking about? I don't understand"
"I've just been thinking, you know. I have ambitions. You know this, but you keep holding me back. Fact is, Ruby, you're dumb. I love you but you're dumb. I need to
be with someone smart, like me. Do you understand? Do you understand me, Ruby?" No response. suddenly they unfuse and ruby runs away crying like she didn't see it
coming, what a chump am I right? Sapphire calls after her but she has disappeared into the forest.
>>426678
Nice try fgt no one here. Is that dumb, hopefully...
>>426948
Don't interact with him, stimuli makes him feel human!
>>426210
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>>426757
>>426949
CHAPTER 11 (2/2)
Ruby runs sullenly through the woods, setting the trees and brush on fire. Far away, sitting up high in the branches of a tall tree, Pearl aims her hunting rifle
at the source of the fire. When the arson makes it to a clearing Pearl recognizes her old friend. No, she has no friends now. Only the monster she created from the two
loves of her life. For decades she had hauled her abomination around, hiding it away in locked rooms of motels. Often, pearl thought of ending it. Killing the creature
and then herself, for good. She spent a good amount of time thinking of how she would end her own life. Obviously the volcano idea was no good. She wanted something
quiet and private, so, say, jumping in front of a steam roller was out of the question. After years of consideration she decided her best bet would just be a quick
bullet in the gem. Not now though. Her instincts are at work and she must defend all she has left. She waits for a clear shot, but ruby, being a whiny little shit,
is flailing her arms. She's getting close now. Soon the fire will spread to the tree house. Pearl must do something. "RUBY STOP" she calls out. Ruby looks at Pearl,
tears welling in her eyes. "Pearl, it's you!" but pearl only raises her rifle. "PLEASE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING" ruby exclaims. She puts her hands out in defense. Perfect.
The gem in ruby's hand was finally in the crosshairs. Pearl let one bullet loose, sullenly piercing ruby's gem. Ruby gone, and the fire still blazing, Pearl runs for
her tree house.
>>426932
>morning
commie scum
>>425764
imma fix the ones in this thread first, then go back to the older thread.
.gif are killing firefox super hard
>>426936
You know what I mean.
>>426950
Are you Russian?
somebody post the rooby boobies
>>426982
wut why?
>>426996
she's too hot for sexual don't you know that?
>yfw gravity falls is now more of a tumblr show than SU wver since the crewniverse stood up to the SJW blight
http://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/134296266300/tv-shows-week-ending-november-30th-2015-gravity
>>426996
Your total is $39.25, will that be cash or credit?
>>426907
I like comfy dank gems.
>>427027
the best kind of dank desu senpai
sad dank is sometimes cathartic but damn can it be a downer
I'll have to postpone the whole thing for a couple of hours
I'll see you guys then
>>427009
What'd they do this time?
>>427009
Wait how did the crewniverse do that?
Please tell me this is real and not some hopeful bullshit.
>>427011
Neither, but i will pay you by saying you are a cool guy on the internet.
You are a cool guy.
Thanks bruh.
>>427066
shh if we say nothing, maybe he will stop
>>427063
You too, anon. Take care of yourself.
>>427066
your taste in fan fictions is fucking awful i bet you're a fuckin skinny pasty piece of s hit effeminite little bitch and i would absolutely 100% fuck you up in real life how fucking dare you insult this beautiful thing i have taken the time out of my busy schedule to make for you you fucking ingrate
CHAPTER 12
Connie is sitting on the toilet trying to wrest a turd from deep within. "HURRY UP IN THERE" says cunnie's mom. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HURRY UP TAKING A SHIT MOM
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE DO YOU THINK THERE IS JUST A BUTTON I CAN PUSH TO MAKE IT ALL COME OUT AT ONCE? THAT IS RIDICLOUS MOM YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCTOR
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW POOPING WORKS" "Connie PLEASE we have to go or we are going to be late" "Mom I'm TRYING to hurry but you don't seem to understand
the situation I'm in. I can no more hurry this process than you can. That's 0. There is a 0 percent chance of hurrying this up. It is a natural process. If you really
want to hurry this up go get me a dull butter knife and I'll see what i can fish out. Is that what you want, mom? A knife up my ass? Because that's where I'm about
to be if you don't lay off right now."
Silence.
A butter knife slides under door.
She was being sarcastic but connie is spiteful. She puts the knife up her ass and jiggles it around a bit before sliding it back to her mom, totally covered in
poop, a smug smile on her lips.
>>425776
Yes, yesssssssss!
>>427066
GOOD JOB, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE DROOLING RETARDS AND NOW HE'S THROWING A FIT!
>>427118
FUCKING FIGHT ME PUSSY
>>427099
I don't read fucking fan fictions, I read these things called books, and on some occasion, I'll read a NORMAL fan fiction, not one that involves a whole bunch of random sequences & events that don't even relate to the story, also, I've only watched Steven universe about 3 times, and I have to say, this is not what the fucking show is about, there are no suicides, no swearing and there is definitely no hitler or murders.
>>427140
wow get a better attention span you moron this is a very intricate plot closely tied to the story and characters you'd have to be some sort of sdumb blind fucking uidiot to not see that fuck you and fuck everyone you know i cant believe i have to put up with this shit id ont hgave to sit here and take this from you you fucking ungratewful tard
CHAPTER 13
pearl busts through the tree house door all fuckin excited. Not ina good way though, in a bad way. She is bad excited. She is bad excited because what the hell
was ruby doing in the goddamn woods? Where is sapphire? is she on her way? if the gems discover the tree house and the research she is doing she is totally fucked man.
she sullenly opens the door to roseler's bed room and peeks inside. Roseler is gone. Pearl panics. lapis shows up and immediately dies. no one misses her. pearl frantically
searches the tree house but roseler is nowhere to be found. there's no time. If sapphire shows up she'll have to be killed as well. pearl was tired of killing.
she had been doing it for decades to get around. just fucking killing people. sometimes she did it for fun but now it twisted her stomach up having to murder fellow gems. it
was wrong. humans were garbage and she never cared about them but gems were great. everyone loves gems. they do fun magic stuff with their rocks. pearl loved that.
she never wanted it to end. but end it must. pearl sullenly packs her bags with some items from her laboratory desk, douses the floor in gasoline and lights a match,
which she hands to a melon man. she boots the fucker into the gas puddle and gets out of there because fire hurts and you don't want to be around it but you can
figure out the mechainics in your head. she leaves the tree house to search for her one true love, adoplh roseler
not far away, sapphire comes upon ruby's broken ass gem lying on the scorched ground. "son of a buitch what happened this is bullshit" she exclaims sullenly
>>427133
>FUCKING FIGHT ME PUSSY
You must be new here, welcome to /trash/.
>>427140
Don't reply to it.
>>425776
OH wow just saw this, this is pretty rad
>>427168
You're doing the English words wrong
>>427193
you wouldn;t know english if i came up and kicked your ass
>>427193
sorry, forgot the chapter
CHAPTER 14
connie and her parents arrive at the beach city ice cream store. they park behind the building. mr maheshwarn makes a big show out of locking the door. when his wife
and daughter give him dirty looks he just grins and says "what? with all the immigrants the president is letting into the country we can never be too safe. Don't know
who's going to be a terrorist, you know?" "that's bullshit dad" exclaims conny sullenly "these are poor refugees. they re all women and children and they would
never be terrorists not ever." "that's right" says his wife. "they are just trying to escape the hellish situation in their home country. this is the least we can do"
"you're fucking wrong" says mr maehashwarn. "there's no way to properly vet these people. It's just not possible. They're already letting so many of them in
and you can already see it happening, what was going on in france before the attack. these people don't integrate they just stick to their religion and are more
easily susceptible to becoming radicalized." "dad you're racist" says conniy sullenly. the maheshwarens did not talk after that. they arrive at the ice cream shop.
"i'm going to use the bathroom" Connie says. "Seriously? Again?" her mother asks with a good amount of huge bitch in her tone. "yes, again" connie replies.
In the bathroom stall connie opens her backpack. Inside is a folded up ISIS flag and enough explosives to take out half of beach city. Today is the day.
>>427207
And you wouldn't be writing if I came and broke your computer
>this thread
What happaaah?
>>427265
Some guy came and spammed his autistic and shit fan fiction into the thread.
>>427242
my computetr by virtue of just being mine could probably grow arms and whoop your pansy little white ass go vote bernie you joke
>>427242
sorry forgot the chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so forgetful!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 15
amethyst sits at home scratching her ass watching hannity. she really appreciates how loudly he likes to yell over his guests. right now he is yelling over an elderly
black man. "DON'T YOU KNOW CHRISTIANS ARE BEING KILLED OVER THERE EVERY DAY? BUT NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT..." he howls sullenly at the bewildered old guy.
"ha ha womp womp you tell him sean" amysthyst laughs. She doesn't care about the politics but loves watching people shrink away from sean hannity's powerful, masculine
voice. the show cuts to commercial. amyehsist yawns and opens up her lap top. one of her favorite hobbies is going online and posting racist rants on youtube videos.
Being a young gem of course, she has minimal experience with humans of other races or cultures, and truly she has no real opinion on the matter, but she just loves
making people squirm. she navigates her tabs graceful as a dancer, the good R&B shit not that hacky ballet trash pearl was into. "let's just turn the middle east
into glass already" she drops on a new york times article. "get raped you fat SJW fuck" on a young turks video. She barely finishes favoriting a george zimmerman
tweet before hannity's beautiful face comes back onto the television. He's interviewing one of the republican presidential candidates no one cares about. Suddenly
a knock on the door. "FUCK OFF NO ONE'S HOME" amethest yells. More knocks, harder and faster now. "ARE YOU DEAF I SAID GO AWAY." The door slams open. Amethetst
turns toward the intruder but sees nothing but the wide open door. "goddamn fucking wind womp womp" she says, turning her attention back to the tv, making no attempt
to close the door.
>>427271
That happens every thread. You're supposed to ignore him.
>>427274
That's a lot coming from a guy with a computer screen brighter than his future.
>>427276
>its just /pol/
oh my god im so mad how dare you
CHAPTER 16
"what's the password?"
"death to america"
bolts unlocking, a heavy metal door swinging open.
"get in here, and be quick"
connie follows the voice into the rear entrance of the fry shack.
"fuck sake peedee where have you been? I've got everything set up on my end and then you give me nothing on the walkie talkie. What the hell is the point of buying
walkie talkies if you're not going to use them? I was THIS CLOSE to getting caught at the arcade." she pinched her fingers together. Peedee looked either scared
or constipated. Connie couldn't tell which and she didn't feel like playing any guessing games at such a crucial time. "Well? Fucking spit it out. And where's Jamie?
He hasn't responded in over an hour." Peedee's poorly-concealed terror became even more poorly-concealed and terrified. "Connie... They got him. Jamie's dead. The
plan's gone all to hell. The whole city's on high alert now. Are you sure you weren't seen?" Showing no emotion on her face, connie winds back and socks peedee
right in the jaw. he crumples to the floor like a little bitch. "How DARE you? You think I'm not the smartest, most careful soldier we've got? Do you honestly think
you would have done any better in my shoes? Look here you piece of shit, no one saw me, and the plan is still in effect. We'll just have to change tactics a bit is
all." she removes her backpack and tosses it to him, still on the ground. He looks inside and then sits up, meeting her eyes.
"allahu akbar" they say sullenly in unison
this thread turned out ok tonight i don't know about you guys.
>>427293
i sit here writing hit fan fictions hit songs and hit tweets my future doesn't need to be bright because my present is fuckin SWEET
I uhh, want to hurt Lapis physically in a way!
CHAPTER 17
11:30 pm, amethuyst awakens. An O'Reilly rerun was playing. On the screen, greg universe was giving his usual shpiel on gun rights. "if those kids in that club were
armed..." she wipes the shit from her big fat eyes and gets off the couch. Garnet had been gone an awfully long time. Maybe she's dead? Oh well, it didn't matter.
maethyst would just move on. She goes to the kitchen and eats a cold hot pocket from out of the freezer. What's this? She hears a thudding sound back in the living room.
"what the hell is this womp womp i turned the tv off." she storms sullenly back to check, not because she was concerned about the power bill, let that be known,
but more to reassure herself that she was still doing great in the head. she enters. the tv is definitely off. The tv wouldn't make those sounds anyway. It was a piece
of shit vizio from best buy and there was in terms of bass frequencies in the speakers. She had thought about dropping by someone's house and stealing a sound system
but most people whose homes she broke into for fun had those garbage ass surround systems and what she wanted was a nice floor standing set. No one had those. Fuckign
beach city poor people. "Garnet?" she calls out. No response. She takes another step into the darkened room and waits a good minute. More silence. "fuck this womp womp"
she sighs sullenly before flopping back onto the poor couch that didn't do anything to anybody. she is drifting off to sleep when she hears shuffling sounds coming
from behind her, followed by 3 more dull thumps. amythsts eyes are barely open when the great beast gives a roar and lifts her off the couch. she hits the wall before
she's able to process what is happening and drops hard onto the floor. There she gets a look at her assailant. Big. Familiar too, but that doesn't matter. She picks
herself up off the floor and pulls out that whip she has and uses in the television show Steven Universe if you are at all familiar with it, and charges.
Armstrong is cute! CUTE!
Homeworld was right.
looks like its that time of night again /Sug/
Tell me, do you think Steven will ever become the grown the ass man we all want him to be,
or is he going to let Conney fight for him instead and forever be a weak little shit.
>>427444
>Connie
>Being useful in a fight
She'll never be as strong as Pearl and Pearl got her shit wrecked against Homeworld gems countless times.
Where mah gang at?
>>427475
So what your saying is Connie is gonna die hopefully.
>>427532
She's going to be as capable as Pearl in the poofing area wink wink, nudge nudge.
>>427444
>worst case scenario happens
>Steven serves as Connie's storage and gives her his shield to do all the fighting while Steven cries in the corner
How angry would you be? Personally, I'd drop the show and use my knowledge of /sug/ian culture and the show itself to bait these threads into oblivion.
requests?
no futa, only adults please
>>427612
Just porn?
>>427645
yeah i'm in the mood for lewds
>>427612
Greg and Armstrong mutual masturbation please.
Here's a reference for the dick.
>>427612
Peridot and Lapis scissoring pls
>>427563
> /sug/ian
Please, we are /sug/alytes.
Probably would be more Stevonnie fights, would feel anti climactic to me if Steven's final battle form was Stevonnie after all the build up we have of Steven coming into his own.
>>427612
Amethyst giving Greg a tit job while watching little butler in the Storage unit.
>>427364
CHAPTER 19
At the fry shack peedee and connie are inspecting the ancient mirror.
"how are we supposed to use this thing? where'd you even get it?" asks peedee, carefully choosing his words and tone to avoid getting more teeth knocked out.
"I don't know," connie says sharply "it's gem bullshit right? Isn't your idiot brother into those girl cartoons? You should know this stuff. You're really letting me
down today peedee, I'm not gonna lie. Last time I was this disappointed was when those dumb kids bungled the boston bombing. How many people died? One? That's weak.
Really makes you wonder if they loved allah enough. Do you truly love allah, peedee? Good. Here's what I want you to do. Think about the prophet mohammad and all he has
done for humanity and give that mirror a rub, just like in the movies. And don't worry about where I got it."
Peedee gives the mirror a long, suspicious look before closing his eyes and following his instructions. Suddenly a strange face reflecting back.
"I AM LAPIZ LAZULI WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME YOU FOOL YOU HAVE 3 WISHES AND THEN I AM GOING BACK TO BED YOU UGLY KIDS YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU"
Connie snatches the mirror from peedee's hands and speaks to the genie.
"You say I have 3 wishes? For my first I wish all infidels dead"
"Granted," says the genie "it is done. All muslims in the world except you are now DEAD!" she erupts in a crazed laughter.
Connie and peedee look at each other, speechless.
"haha just kidding morons, I'm not really a genie but if you let me out of this mirror I can maybe help you out what do you say pals? deal?" lapis puts on her best
car salesman smile.
"It's a deal" exclaims connie sullenly.
youre welcome yall almost done here!!!!!!
>>427612
Greg giving anal to Old Vidalia pls.
>>427612
>>427651
>lewds only
>>427677
just how i like it desu senpai
>>427806
Hey kid, Unicode 200.
Now don't tell anybody.
>>426343
I'm back
Please don't pick fights with people in the thread
>>426382
>>426674
>>426725
>>427823
Fight me fgt, bet you wont!
Nah but welcome back.
Ill be dipping about the time everyone else wakes up.
>>426830
>>427819
The implications of that are incredibly lewd! I'm telling the mods!
>>422429
Now back to fixing shit from the old thread
I want Indexer to leave and stay leave.
>>426382
I don't remember saving this, but is old.
>>426382
>>428044
Nurse pearl
>>423747
I'll slow down a bit cus videogames
>>427061
They said that they should let fanartists create whatever fanart they want, and that telling people to kill themselves is not cool.
>>427612
Pearl taking adult Steven's virginity.
>>428191
Noice.
>>427612
Pearl pushing Steven around like Lone Wolf and Cub.
>>427612
Greg throatfucking small Peridot.
>>428229
>>427667
oh shit im retarded
>>428191
uhh bulls eye.
>>427612
Rainbow Quartz fucking Greg.
>>428007
Indexter, you saved a .jpg.
Shamefur dispray!
>>427612
Thats pretty good, I should draw pearl licking D...something cute.
>>428378
the original file might have been a jpg
be kind and dont trigger him
>>428396
do it
>>428396
I like dick, please draw it.
>>428193
there's already plenty of that
>>427612
pearl smooching dick sensually.
>>428512
Where?
>>428534
on my harddrive lol
>>428574
Post them.
>>428263
im out of steam for today
goodnight /sug/
>>428662
Thanks... Sal?
>>428619
nah, I don't really feel like it
Who the fuck is the idiot who gave a Pearl rights?
>>428737
Nobody.
They're earned.
>>428737
She fought in a thousand year long war for Earth's independence so she doesn't have to take orders from the likes of you.
>>428737
Martin Luther Quartz, Jr.
Got involved in an argument between a bunch of shipping hate blogs on tumblr, probably wasn't a good idea.
>>428844
I wonder how many gems she took out and did she take out any quartz's 1v1
>>428868
She handled Amethyst pretty well. Could have poofed her early on in the fight if she really wanted to.
>>428877
I hope we get to see her fully destroy a worrier class gem onscreen and getting offscreen owned by Jasper doesn't happen again.
>>428911
>and getting offscreen owned by Jasper doesn't happen again
What? Are you reffering to how she and Amethyst gave up in between The Return and Jailbreak?
>>428868
>>428911
Flashback episodes of the Gem War are right behind Baby Steven episodes in terms of what I most want to see. Hopefully, they got to wear armor.
>>428911
It was probably a surrender. Their biggest gun just went down in under a second and she was holding an unconscious Steven by his throat.
If Laptis gets Same as it Ever was Peridot gets this song:
https://youtu.be/yM4xJsql20U
Peridot is better. More bass, a better musically, and a glorious 3000.
Loopy fags can die now.
>>428946
>Hopefully, they got to wear armor.
pretty sure they did, pham
>>428877
Isn't Amethyst supposed to be really shit compared to a warrior gem that's properly grown?
We saw her getting decimated by proper warriors in the flashbacks, so those that mean she got stronger or that Amethyst is considerably weaker than a proper warrior, or is it both?
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>>428968
Those are human stuff, like Pearl's swords.
Pearl was wearing normal clothes in her flashback hologram in Sworn to the Sword. Maybe that was an ambush and they didn't have time to suit up.
>>428975
She got poofed so many times because she kept being the unnecessary meat shield for an unwilling Rose. She probably did better when separated from Rose, assuming she ever did fight without Rose being there.
>>429026
Rose probably got a lot of easy kills with counter strokes on enemies that were left off-balance after poofing Pearl.
>>428989
>five thousand years ago
>"normal" clothes
>longswords and rapiers existing
son, I think you need to crack open a history book
>>429043
I like to think she got her body impaled on their weapons and then killed them before she poofed.
>>429043
It'd still be better for Pearl to hamstring them or stab them between the shoulder blades while they're focused on Rose instead of almost killing herself every engagement.
>>429059
>longswords and rapiers existing
Clearly Gems had those weapons first.
>>429026
>>429043
>>429059
>>428968
Imagine is shit like this happened with Pearl as Aragorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXC-jJhFaUI
>>429059
SU earth doesn't even have the same geography as our planet, much less history.
The truth is, like all fandoms, yall are just putting way more thought into this than the creators of the show are. I'm sure they have a broad idea outlined for history and a general idea of the overall plot arcs they want to hit, but this isn't some George R.R. Martin or Tolkien universe where you can expect minutia to be exhaustively considered.
These are the kind of questions that panels get asked at conventions where the creators collectively shrug. They often aren't even aware of the episode you are talking about if you list details because they didn't watch it 20 times like the fans.
>>429090
>Theoden=Rose
>Aragorn=Pearl
>Legolas=Garnet
>Gimli=Amethyst
>>429086
The war lasted for a thousand years, so I'm sure there were countless battle variations.
>>429114
Why are you here? Just to spread your demeaning pseudo-intellectual shit all over the place?
>>429114
>yall
>>429125
>that orc that volunteers to blow themselves and a chunk of the wall up=Lapis Lazuli
>>429125
>Theoden=Rose
>Aragorn=Garnet
>Legolas=Pearl
>Gimli=Amethyst
Did Amethyst even fight in the war?
>>429194
Nope, why do you think she's so carefree compared to all the other gems? She never saw thousands of her friends die in front of her.
![Steven Universe Episode 067 - Watch Steven Universe Episode.mp4_snapshot_03.05_[2015.12.05_07.29.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gNdQxvY.jpg "Steven Universe Episode 067 - Watch Steven Universe Episode.mp4 snapshot 03.05 [2015.12.05 07.29.47]")
>>429114
Hopefully we will get to see something really amazing from during the war that destroyed Florida and made a natural Panama Canal.
>>429194
I think it's implied that she fought in some smaller battles late in the war and directly after, but missed most of the serious action.
>>429148
>pseudo-intellectual
Wow do you have a low fucking bar for intellectual discourse.
It's a simple fact that the people who make tv shows, even really complicated ones, generally put way less thought into stuff than the fans do.
If you've ever attended a convention of any kind you can watch the look of horror sweep across their faces as some internet-comment-come-to-life fan begins breaking down some random scene they forgot about years ago. It's discussions like this that produce those moments and it's really funny to me.
>>429278
>an army of angry Lapis Lazulis sinking entire regions
Imagine.
Maybe that's why she was imprisioned, and as the last of her kind to survive the war, she was sentenced to record everything she saw in the reflection of a mirror.
>>429194
When they went to the Kindergarten she says she wasn't around for the war, she popped out a couple hundred years after.
>>429313
But then why would the water stay there without the Lazulis holding it in place? It's more likely they just burned the areas away with orbital fire.
>>429309
That's right, Autismus Prime: pseudo.
You offer nothing to the conversation while trying to make yourself feel "superior" by mocking those with creativity and imagination.
>>429335
>he doesn't know how erosion works
>>429360
"Flooding" implies just one pass. It takes more than one to break down something like that.
>>429349
My response was to somebody telling people to "open a history book" in regards to the made up world of Steven Universe. As if that is relevant to discussing the show. I simply explained how that kind of dissection of the show is fruitless because we are likely fapping about things the creators never even considered.
I don't know where you got the idea that I was being demeaning or mocking. Maybe you're just too goddamn sensitive about your fake chinese cartoons, friendo.
>>429335
He said "something really amazing."
I don't think "Stark Trek: Enterprise: Steven Universe Edition" would be that interesting.
>>429437
You are still mocking and not discussing the show, autismo.
WE
>>429445
>glassing
>not amazing
I don't follow.
>>429454
you aren't either. Unless autismo is a new character.
He could be a little robot buddy for Peridot. Every episode he appears in could just be twenty minute instructional piece wherein Autis-MO gives Steven monotone lectures on the history of the gem war, and the 5000 years of altered history that followed. Satisfying every internet question ever, in a simple 41 episode arc.
I did a little drawing to start us off. He's only got the one arm because I got tired. But maybe we can add to our new friend and pitch the character at the next Comiccon 2016.
>>428848
I don't know why you thought it was a good idea on the first place
>>429542
Wow, it looks just like Indexer!
>>429554
His eyes and antenna make a penis, but that'll be our little secret.
>>429542
Why not just release a Show Bible pdf? Or sell one, if Sugar's Jewish side is to strong to resist.
>>429593
Screw reposting good fanart from tumblr, we need more in-thread mspaint jams.
>>429542
It looks like Claptrap from Borderlands.
And your tone is still pretty condescending.
>>429608
I made this a couple threads ago.
>>429612
THAT IS OC DONUT STEEL my friend.
and screw tones, your just a faggot.
>>429622
I love it
>>429623
That's more like it.
Lars, Buck, Sour Cream
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>429553
I get triggered when bullshit gets mentioned and its not a troll.
>>429708
no question
>Fuck
Sour Cream
>Marry
Buck Dewey
>Kill
Lars
>>429708
fuck, marry...
KILL
ffs why cant we have non-canon christmas special at least. Fuck this hiatus. I want Peridot in snow fluff
>mfw Yellowdio is going to bodybag all the gems then be stopped by Bismuth
>>429891
>mfw Bismuth is a Maneral
>>429708
None. All of them would be awful in bed
I want Peridot to get christmas presents
>>429942
But anon since she was evil all she would get would be coal.
When will Rose's keikaku* be fully realised?
*Keikaku means plan.
Want to see all the of the CG hugging Peridot, its all I want for Christmas, fuck the presents.
yee haw
>>430015
I want to see all the CGs bullying Peridot and making her cry.
I think it would be fun.
>>430033
Peridot must be put in her gay baby jail.
>>430033
I want to see Peridot cry.....
of happiness, but I'd accept the latter if it involves her decision to leave her old life behind...or mourning over Stevens "death"
>>430038
These gems are not a healthy influence on Steven.
>>430032
Git along lil doggie
>>430067
Howdy
>>430083
You're my favorite deputy
>>430111
meme
>>430117
meme
>>430111
Janked
>>430061
It's too late.
Lapis is pure.
>>430192
Pure sex maybe.
>>430207
No anon, just pure.
>>430192
Imagine if she became a crystal gem and they gave her a swimming pool to live in.
>>430207
No, that's the Crystal Gems. Until Lapis joins them, she is nothing but pure suffering.
>>430219
This isn't Monster Musume, anon.
>>430224
What in the fuck is that image anon?
>>430271
You don't want to know.
>>430271
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl giving Steven a "bath".
>>430232
It could be
>steven is making progress helping Centipeedle
>centipeedle eventually gets their humanoid form back while retaining corrupted monster features
>proceed to do so with other corrupted gem monsters
>>430304
Centipeedle non corrupted
Amythest
Garnet
Pearl
Connie
Steven
Peridot
Jasper
Lapis
Imagine them all Crystal gems
>>427276
>its just /pol/ SU meme nonsense
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
>>430578
>Jasper
Haha, nice joke anon.
>>430605
she will be the Vegeta of the team. Trying the rival Garnet as a stronger worrier
>>430623
>worrier
that's pearl
>>430283
>>430290
WELP I woke up still groggy and drunk so let's put a little fuel on the fire.
Give me the link I an hack it (inb4 I don't)
>>430651
I'd consider Garnet a true worrier, Pearl is just louder about it.
>>430668
Is Pearl the chaotic worrier if Garnet is the true worrier?
>>430666
>Give me the link I an hack it (inb4 I don't)
You want the source? I'm confused.
>>430696
Regrettably yes. I'm looking for pearls to preen from it. This is a dark path I've taken.
>>430680
Yeah we can go like that. Garnet probably performed better than her though, Pearl may have have a liability at times from what we saw from sworn the sword.
>>430705
Dunno, I got it from pixiv. Try looking there.
>>430219
That just sounds cute
>>430802
>sign up to view
> bleeeeeeechhhh
There has to be an easier link maybe one of the rule 34 sites?
>>430892
Not that I know of, no.
>>430888
Noice trips for noice art. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Anyone know what they're saying?
>>430926
From what I can make out pearl is in a trance mumbling kill me over and over.
>>430906
Unless I can get full view pearl doing anything sexual or not I'm going to have to tell the /ss/neaple to seek help now. Maybe convert to the Cheetos gem because it's the next logical step away from darkness.
We could treat it like the Syrian crisis
>>430926
From my limited knowledge of Japanese I was able to roughly translate it.
>>431072
Thank you anon you work towards the cause.
>>431093
Don't thank me. Don't mean nuttin'
>the /u/ thread has been up since september
>>431295
Let's try to keep it that way until the hiatus is over.
>>431295
/u/ is always dead as fuck anyway.
>>431295
Does /u/ have anything against straight porn or what?
>>431072
Is that just you guessing on what they're saying?
Why do some artists draw Steven like a faggot?
>>431539
because your sexist and lack imagination?
fuck if i know.
>>431539
Because he clearly is.
>>431564
>sexist
Wrong buzzword, silly.
>>431586
>taking that bait like a good boy would.
>>431539
That gradient hair looks terrible. I assumed that Steven's hair would eventually start growing out pink, like how many babies are born with blonde hair even though it starts growing black or brown within a few months.
>>431595
>bait
Playing 'imagine if I was retarded' is a pretty poor excuse for bait.
>>431629
i'm fine with either or, what i'm not fine with is describing if he was gay as some faggot because you learned the term from a chan or some shitter friend at the ripe age of 12.
speak like an adult or at the very least make the attempt is all im saying.
>inb4 a flood of gut reactionary niggers and faggots and any edgelord thing you could think of.
>>431661
>not learning all swear words from your abusive single mom at the age of 4
git gud faggot
>>431661
And I'm not fine with your avatarfagging or incomprehensible bullshit, but around these parts we call it 'board culture'.
>>425603
there's an english version of the lion short out (cartoon network UK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWHFdEzXYdI
>>431661
It's more that the drawing is shit than anythig else; why the fuck didn't the artist give Steven a sclera? Why did Steven suddenly become Asian? Why isn't the newer hair (near the base) pink and the older one (at the ends) brown? Why are the ears so goddamn big? Why does Steven's mouth look like a whale? (look at it, it just needs a tail and an eye).
All in all, a shitty drawing.
>>431830
Thanks mate, I'll update the paste.
AU where poil's gem is at the base of her neck and her head is just a holo projection
>>431891
I think you mean canon ;)
