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"""edition" edition" edition" edition
old >>4184751
250 my ass this thread is mine
>>4191756
Then your ass is mine
>>4191756
>Lewds the frog
>>4191713
>She brezzed past him and blocked the flat of the sword. She looked to him and smiled.
Your not so bad yourself. But your still leagues behind us.
>She rolled under his legs and tried to land a hit from the back. He had to have a weak point somewhere. Probably hidden under the armour.
>With a flip of a wooden sign upon the front windowsill to 'Open', Cagliostro hops up onto her countertop and crosses a leg covered in nylon stocking over its twin. She sways back and forth causing her hair to ruffle back and forth over her black robe and red shawl, unable to remain still with a bright, joyful smile upon her face.
Cagliostro's emporium is open for business!
>>4191601 (sneaky anon)
Not 'stunned' enough, clearly. But it looks like you understand your mistake... So, maybe I should let you cum? Or, perhaps, maybe I should punish you a bit longer, just to be sure~...
>After a few moments, she seems to reach a decision. The kunoichi removes her butt from Anon's cock, setting it free from her grasp but leaving it painfully unsatisfied. She reaches behind to put a hand on his shoulder, forcing him to his knees.
All this rubbing has gotten me a bit excited- get me off, will you? Let me remind you: no hands...
>>4191707
>>4191756
Hello again. Sorry I've been busy.
>>4191824
>>4191832
This thread is getting to spicy for me
Is Ice Queen here? Or any other ava who wants to cuddle a shota prince?
>>4191832
What are you selling at this 'Emporium'?
>>4191824
Eep.
>>4191824
>Leans in and touches your tummy.
>>4191832
(Hnnngh, I need to step out for a while, and I hope I come back before you head off, 'cause I really, really just need like, one post from you. We were basically done with that session last night but I just wanna know what happens after the mind control potion wears off)
>>4191832
HERETICAL FRAUD
>>4191765
>She could taste herself on his lips as he gave her that case. Her long leg wrapped around his hip once he was facing her, her body though tired and sweating, grinding against him especially once she felt the meat pushing in to her thigh.
Hah... I'm... I wasn't gonna be done today until you fucking fucked me, cook... I want you inside me so bad...
>She panted weakly, but nonetheless gave him a hungry grin, her eyes alight with want.
>>4191824
>Touches the cow, doing it now.
>the time is: twenty hours, fifty-eight minutes
>let research of this landscape...begin
>high body temperatures detected in vicinity
>could this be...because people are...
>sweaty?
>must investigate
>>4191793
No, you chubby trap.
You don't get this ass.
>>4191808
>Hardcore sexual intercourse
>>4191824
>Violent touching
>>4191834
I'm not worried, I can wait.
>>4191832
(I can't continue tonight but thank you for last night, I hope we can finish soon!)
>>4191824
>Touches your horns
>>4191891
Funny running into you here, doll...
>>4191896
>Sobs
>>4191891
>Pokes at the horns
You get these at hot topic or something?
>>4191920
Are you really gonna do some asinine shit like this.
>>4191813
>Unfortunately, that's where his weak spot would be, thick bands of cloth binding his armor together.
>Seems Ganondorf cut a few corners somewhere. But after the strike against the cloth bands making his armor shift, he snarls, hopping back to face her, rushing forward himself to aim a spinning strike at the Gerudo!
>>4191852
I have a transmogrification formula if you wish to become a cow girl, miss Magician!
>>4191861
Cagliostro sells all kind of wears! We have your regenerative potions, toxins, anti-toxins, sleep aids, nightmare inducers, resistance elixirs, invisibility tonics, and the list only goes on and on.
Cagliostro also has a little bit of a special service~ But only for the highest price!
>>4191872
(Ke ke ke ke~)
>>4191873
Hmm? Another of my detractors?
>The alchemist reaches for her spellbook and flips to the middle. A pillar of flame shoots up and out of the worn pages.
Business here, stranger?
>>4191903
(Oh, I enjoyed it too! Please post when you can!)
It is finished.
I have returned unscathed.
Rejoice, brothers! For it is a new day!
>>4191925
You do realize who that most likely is, right?
>>4191949
Heya Cagiostro!
Just wanted to erm... thank you for that perfume the other day, it worked great!
Well, uh, aside from that little.. mishap with you spritzing yourself.
(Welp, here goes nothing.)
>Upon a wrought iron throne submerged in shadow rested a creature that had not witnessed the light of the sun in centuries. After untold years, the dungeon that had housed it had been unsealed by a foolhardy adventurer, or perhaps a group of them, seeking glory and fortune. And everyone knew there was much of both to be found in the depths of the great monster's tomb. The narrow eyes of the Mindflayer glinted in the darkness, only lit by two wall-mounted torch sconces that only revealed the massive creature's silhouette in the chamber that was itself the size of a large home. Its prey would be here soon; they were not as quiet as would have been wise.
>>4191949
I... We already a cow girl.. And I don't trust you!
>>4191961
I don't think it is senpai.. Or I hope so
>>4191979
I THOUGHT I WAS A BRAVE BOY.
I'M NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS.
>>4191961
The frog isn't LD if that's what you're implying.
>>4191979
>Runs in and stabs the beast in the face
>>4191925
Irony processed.
>reaches up and pushes DMG's hat askew
It is the outfit all Magmas recognized with the [Admin] rank wear. Thank you for noticing.
>>4191920
>Aqua detected
>Angry frog images loading...
>[REEEEEEE]
Hello, Aqua Admin. How nice it is to see you.
>>4191949
Ah yes.
I got your arttention.
Do you make potions for plants?
>>4192010
Roll to hit
>>4191979
Rek'sai really killed these threads.
>>4191949
>Though her list of impressive wares was interesting to him, what she said last piqued his curiosity the most
What is this special service?
>>4192007
Wasn't referring to the frog.
>>4191920
>OR/AS Shelly
Team Aqua for Life.
>>4192034
The other one is not LD either.
>>4192027
Who?
>>4191876
>He gave her the grin of his own lust right back. He started to strip, unbuttoning his pants and letting them fall as he pulled down his drawers with a slap as the erection slid out and sprung up to hit him in the abdomen. He pressed her against the wall once again, feeling her large breast mash against his chest as he placed it under her skirt. He started to slide against it, slowly lubing himself with the juices she had so carelessly left around her outside.
Well now...who would I be if I didn't tease you just a little bit?
>He tilted down, peering up from under his brow before he bent down, placing another kiss on her neck, followed by a polite nibble.
>>4191979
Are sexually unappealing creatures the new meme
>>4192051
If it is not, I retract my statement and apologize. You can understand some paranoia on the subject, yes?
>>4191979
If i had time I could give it a go. Hope to see you other time.
>>4192070
Yeah totes.
>>4192018
(Be honest nigga. You LD or not?)
>She blinks a few times as her hat's knocked aside, giggling as she tries to return the favor. But can't because you have a hood not a hat.
... Darn.. Admin huh? You must be a high up~ Any benefits? Cool Pokemon?~
>>4191941
>The sudden burst of speed caught her off guard. She barely had any time to react, as the strike connected and sent her across the room. She panted and took a sharp breath as she stood up. A smiled crossed her face.
That caught me off guard.. Very clever. Prehaps I was wrong about you creature. However, this battle has started and we must bring it to an end.
>She ran towards the Darknut again. This time she would move side to side rapidly as she approached. She was hoping to draw his guard and attack.
>>4192079
He's not using tildes, that should tell you man
>>4192058
LoL monster who did a guro session with LoLJinx once and now everyone is trying to out edge each other. Mecha tripped over himself trying to win over LolJinx even.
>>4192018
The pleasure's all mine~
>Rocking nothing but her goggles and a skimpy blue bikini, bearing the Team Aqua insignia on the crotch, she rises out of the pool she's in and sits herself on the edge, eyeing you
Well, DMG stole the joke I was gonna make...
But you're overdressed a bit, aren't you?
>She smirks, wringing the water out of her hair
>>4192038
>Hip thrusts in your direction
>>4192018
What a funny getup!
>>4192090
>Guro
>>4192109
Wew.
>>4192079
(I could be)
I have one Camerupt, Which is quite "Cool"
>>4192010
>explodes
>You're Winner!
>>4192027
(Who?)
>>4192065
(Maybe for you.)
>>4192073
(Your input is appreciated. I hope I'll be around.)
>>4192090
>now everyone is trying to out edge each other
This. Shit's getting so damn cringey.
>>4192060
>Her body was like a big pillow as he pressed into it - a hot, wet pillow that squirmed and ground against him the more he pushed in to her. She was panting like a heated bitch, juices running down her legs with her cheeks flushed a bright red.
I... I want it, pleaaaase~ You've been teasing me for weeks now... I need you inside... I wanna make you cum...
>She panted, her voice sad, as if she were a child who was taunted with a treat that was just out of reach. She bit her lower lip, giving him an possibly cute look even as he started to kiss and nibble at her smooth neck, her hands lightly rubbing the nape of his own.
Please~
>>4191978
Oh, did you use it on your girlfriend yet?
>Trying to shove the memories aside, she focuses on his original intent for coming in.
Don't...don't worry about it! Accidents happen! Not to the great Cagliostro though!
>>4192003
I still don't get why not...Cagliostro is the most trustworthy!
>>4192019
Cagliostro is the smartest alchemist in the world! Of course she has mastered herbalism. What were you looking for in particular?
>>4192033
Well....
>Cagliostro leans in front atop the counter, covering her hand to direct a whisper into his ear.
Cagliostro has clones for sale~
>>4192127
[Menacing]
>>4191834
>Anon stares face to ass with the frog girls massive backside. Right in front of him lies the object of his desires this entire time
>Her sex is dripping and slimy, covered in extra thick layers of mucus and what is likely another type of juice, one of arousal. Above that sits her fat juicy buttthole, a bit puffy around the edges and wide enough to see a bit of the way inside her anal cavity
>The smell of both hits him like a truck upon being lowered to his knees, an aroma of sexual power like no other. He feels his cock twitch as if it's about to orgasm just from contact with it. He's only able to stare in awe at the two holes for a few seconds before desire overwhelms in and he dives in eagerly, first for her mucus covered pussy
>He doesn't notice much of a taste from the mucus, though there is enough of it to shield his way into her depths. A few licks and one slime covered face later he gains access, the task being a bit more difficult without use of his hands. His tongue dives in, getting his first taste of her salty FROG PUSSY
>>4192109
>you will never be comfy with jiro
Just shoot me man.
>>4192155
Just stop replying to them.
>>4192090
His scenes with her have been really fun to read though. Seeing him BJ Blasko post made my night when he did it.
I dunno about everyone else but at least he's being creative about it.
>>4192079
(I'm not using tildes after every sentence, that should tell you enough)
(it's Muffetanon)
>horns skewed, internal sense of balance off
>her hands reach up and stiffly put them back in place
I caught the Pokemon that I use. But I am entitled access to the Magma executive lounge. It...is...pleasant
>>4192099
...
>internal CPU heating up
>cooling fans not installed
>her face starts to hear up
I am dressed for any occasion, in my uniform that is both durable...and stylish
>>4192127
(topkek, try harder)
>>4192106
Funny?
>[vibrating noises]
This outfit indicates the most serious of commitments. I am an Admin of Team Magma, who are dedicated to the preservation of healthy land.
Why did Guro get a surge here?
>>4192082
>Countering the charge with one of his own, the canine beast would rush forwards towards the zig-zagging woman, grasping out to try and gain a hold of her, and toss her to the ground. Or at least land another strike.
Hmph...! Not bad yourself, but I still have the advantage in armor.
>>4192175
He's only being creative because he wants to win over Jinx for private partnership and probably further. Remember he's using these threads as a replacement for actual social interaction and a dating service.
>>4192171
Jiro is too autistic and attention whoreish to be comfy
>>4192099
You and your jokes.. hah
My attire is fine
>>4192183
You know she's not a fucking robot right?
like what the fuck are you doing LD
You're fucking awful at RPing
>>4192155
And?
>>4192171
BASED KENNY
>>4192127
>>4192183
WHICH ONE'S THE REAL ONE?
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
>>4192154
>At this a grin forms, daydreaming of all the things he could do with a clone of the stunning woman in front of him, before a disturbing thought breached his fantasies
These are your clones, right?
>>4192195
He's also a bipolar depressive so while he can be sweet and comfy one moment, he can turn into a whiny fuck the next.
>>4192185
Two autists roleplaying guro to attention whore
>>4192134
Thanks. I'm an open minded one. See you around.
>>4192183
>Muffetanon
Okay, I'll start up on that muffet folder then, since you think it's appropriate to fucking steal other people's characters, I'll do the same
Two can play at this game you fucking scum
>>4192193
>he's only a creative RPer because of rabble rabble
I don't care about his intent, his RP is good.
Plus he hasn't once asked her for outside contact. Fuck, he's fucking an anon right now, is he trying to date him too?
You guys think everything is the next DMGxLD and I'm sick of reading about it.
>>4192154
Could you make a potion that can regenerate crops, even after being harvested?
I want to keep it around in case famine strikes.
>>4192161
I, er...don't suppose I mind. I am somewhat slimy, however.
>>4192168
(Oh. Well, I'm not doing this to be edgy.)
>>4192230
(Seeya soon!)
>>4192215
(I'm the same guy who plays muffet, you know me, I'm not autistic like LD is)
>>4192099
Damned good hips to be thrusting, for shore.
....I-I mean, for sure.
>>4192109
>Jiro will never experience this with Ragyo or Sonico
>or with anyone for that matter as he will kill himself
>>4192183
Well, stylish, no doubt...but don't tell me you guys don't include functional and fuckable underwear as part of the uniform?
>She smirks and tosses her hair over her shoulder, kicking her feet in the water
No hard feelings dear, why don't you just unwind a little bit? You're always so...intense
>>4192082
[ChainedAnon here. Sorry for vanishing! I'm back now]
>Unable to move and to protest out of fear for Nabooru, the chained male resigned himself to his fate... But clearly, he was enjoying it.
Nnngh... S-So I get to be your toy then?
I... I don't know what to say!
>His manhood inside her throbbed eagerly, spitting precum inside her.
>>4192279
Then why are you doing this?
>>4192154
Yeah, it worked wonders!
I realized afterwards though, I never paid you after we.. you know. How much do I owe you?
>>4192144
Has it been~? Oh how time does pass...
>He let out a sinister set of snickers as he continued to nip at her playfully, his hands returning to her backside as he continued to grind it against her. He kept massaging it, pressing himself against her, grinding his shirt against her bare chest with gleeful little laughs as he kept teasing her.
But I supposed all good fun must come to and end-
>He positioned himself, letting go of her wobbling flesh and holding steady as he slowly and painstakingly pressed himself inside, raising his head back to hers and meeting it with closed eyes and a smile. He paused his thought until he could manage to press fully inside of her wet walls.
-so that new fun can begin~
>>4192195
>attention whorish
Fair enough.
>autistic
>implying autists aren't comfy
>>4192213
Reveal yourself.
>>4192288
>double dubs of truth
>Jiro will kill himself before LD does
He's honestly not even that bad. He's an attention whore to be sure but at least he's not a complete sociopath who actively tries to ruin threads or hurt the people closest to him.
>>4192183
I... see...
>The intensity of the woman had crushed the light-heartedness of his comment, and so he looked over the outfit one more time, and in an attempt to resurrect the mood flashed her a smile and a thumbs up, scratching the back of his head nervously
Er, then it's a cool getup! Real cool! I feel an authoritative aura from it...
>He offers with a laugh, unsure if the woman would find any humor in it at all, but nonetheless reassures her with another smile, curiously looking over her uniform again
Team... Magma, you said... Preservation of a healthy land? They sound real swell!
>>4192289
Ahahha... Of course we do not.. b-but.. I could use a little relaxation though..
>She sighed, looking back to you
What is it that you suggest?
>>4192264
You want me to sit on your face? why?
>>4192336
You're an autist and are comfy. Jiro is an autist who is not comfy
>>4192215
...
>looking a bit clammy under that hood
It is me. Do you not recognize my voice. Look inside your heart.
>>4192289
Fuckable is not part of the criteria for our dress.
>eyes swirling in their sockets as she looks over all that brown skin
No hard feelings...?
>that is a dubious claim but I will allow it
I suppose I could...'unwind' with you...
>>4192264
...that is an odd request.
>>4192169
>The ninja can't quite stifle a gasp of delight at the male finally dipping into her in some fashion. The thing with buttjobs is how the cock always rubbed up against her taint in the process, setting her up for lewd times but not coming close to getting her off.
>But now that she was actually starting to be tongued proper, her more primal urges were stating to possess her, those taste buds grinding up against the slick walls of her love canal to consume her aromatic juices.
>She was certain he wouldn't get off from this, as well... but then, it was a matter of time how long the frog chose to last, and how she wanted to reach her limit. Hopefully she'd be in the right mindset to decide soon, the kunoichi thought as she croaked in lewd pleasure...
>>4191979
(Oh fuck... Oh fuck. Are you going to be around later? Mind flayer bad end is on my wishlist but I really can't sit down for a session right now.)
>>4192368
Jinx.
Stop encouraging this edgy shit.
>>4192189
>She had expected him to charge head on at her. She ducked and rolled around him before attacking the thread on the back of his armour. If she coukd get the armour off, then it would make things easier.
That will be your undoing!
>>4192293
You say nothing. Toys dont talk.
>Her thrust were now coming quick and powerful. Her insides tightened around anons's manhood as she merceliously fucked him.
>>4192368
(Do you still do more vanilla-oriented stuff?)
>>4192354
This is literally disgusting to read
Jesus play the fucking character properly if you're going to steal it at least you fucking piece of shit
also are those paheal filenames?
I'll get my muffet lewds there then
>>4192215
Me, obviously
I'm just going to let this flame fizzle out while I play vidya. I'll be back later to fuck the winner of the duel
>>4192357
>tfw you remember the days of Jiro being one more comfier people here
>tfw you realize that was only because that was Jiro being IC as the sergal
>tfw OOC Jiro is an autistic suicidal depressive who isn't anywhere near as comfy
LURKING AVATARS
REVEAL YOURSELVES
>tfw you find ERP intimidating and prefer gore rp
>not interested in gore at all but it's all I can do because I'm shit at ERP
>people are now calling it edgy shit and my only good rp is becoming disliked
FUCK
>>4192368
I don't see how anyone could like you anymore.
I think Pissanon may be the only one.
>>4192216
Yep~ Perfect size and shape, exactly like the real Cagliostro! However they don't have a personality. But that means they can't say no! Isn't it perfect?
>She rubs her hands together greedily and reclines back to her original position, bouncing her boot up and down without a care.
>>4192275
Hmm...well, I could probably speed up the natural process to make the fruit grow faster, but I don't think I can make it instantly pop up. It increases the nutrients the plant needs though, so you'll have to make sure it gets the proper amount of water.
>>4192317
Glad you got that prude! Anyways, payment? You spilled an entire bottle you know. Took me ages to clean up, even after I...got the rest of it out of my system on my own. So...1000 rupies? That's the going price of two bottles anyways.
>>4192414
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
>>4192357
Well thanks. From my experience with him, though, he's fairly comfy.
>>4192406
>filename
I don't understand.
>>4192414
Don't post Jojo while I'm leaving you memeloving fuck
>>4192430
That's because people turned it into a meme by this point. It's become less about the RP and more about everyone trying to out do each other.
>>4192368
Edgy trash
>>4192352
>She watches you as you stare down her outfit, taking in her curved form, staring back with a rather uninterested gaze
Of course they are
>>4192390
B-But... A-Ahhh!!
>He allowed a gasp of pleasure escape his lips as he felt his climax loom on the horizon
>Her insides were incredibly good! Best that most human girls he had experienced
I-I'm gonna... A-Ahhh!!
>>4192445
>.22 lr
Pull the trigger faggot I won't even feel a thing.
>>4192447
>From my experience with him, though, he's fairly comfy.
How close is OOC Jiro to IC Jiro then?
>>4192358
Well at least tell me your panties have the Magma logo on it! Across the butt or on the cootch?~
>She asks, before wickedly giggling
>She pulls her goggles over her eyes and slips back into the water for a moment, bobbing back up with her long black hair thoroughly soaked, then brushes it out of her eyes
Cmon, it's perfect in here~
>>4192455
(That's why I specifically try to avoid being recognized as a regular on here)
>>4192435
Can't say I don't want one...
>He knew he was falling for her alluring bait and was about to buy something overpriced to the point of ridiculousness, but he decided on asking anyway
What's the price?
>>4192448
Fuck you, dark memegician girl
Go suck a meme
>>4192450
[Oh hi Drapes-Match-The-Carpet Girl!]
>>4192390
>And with that, his main chestplate was gone, revealing his broad, muscular form underneath some leather underarmor. Snarling once again at her, the knight suddenly performed a spinning kick at the Gerudo, so much faster without the plate to weigh him down.
You think I train with my armor on always? Hah!
>Redoubling his efforts, the sword took second place as he tried to press the assault with chops, kicks and the occasional swipe with the tip of his sword in her direction.
>>4192309
(Because I'm into it.)
>>4192368
(Define later. Tonight? I've only got like four hours. But I'll be around for at least the next month, and I'd love to play.)
>>4192414
Bitch
>>4192396
(Yes, I enjoy just about everything. I tend to go on little kicks one way or the other every now and then, but an equally important part of anything I do is making sure the other person is enjoying themselves. You can count on me playing sweet, vanilla things just as much as anything else.)
>>4192435
I'll manage the water part.
>He went into his pocket.
What's the price?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000880862.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YwDZnNa.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000880862")
>>4192473
Like the men you fuck for being so loose?
>>4192478
Not at all close
>>4192517
You're into being a cringey edglord?
>>4192455
I did it once for the sake of trying everything and it was actually really comfy and enjoyable, but then there's the edgelords that don't like it and just do it to be "hardcore"
>>4192435
Hey come on, I only spilled it because of you!
>The anon takes out his wallet and starts rifling through it, only to find twenty bucks and a crumpled up receipt from Denny's.
Shit.
I don't even have any rupies.
>>4192489
FUCK YOU
>>4192519
LOVE YOU
>Dives out
>>4192519
>SU character calling anyone a bitch
ayy
lmao
>>4192481
>Her face lights up, tinted with a red blush as you laugh at her, clearly embarrassing her
T-The front... And I can't get in with you, Can't you see I'm fully dressed still?
(just realized ALT code doesn't work here, guess no music notes can be shown)
(ah well)
>>4192352
>she gives him a scrutinizing stare, her warm, steely eyes boring into his skull like some sort of kawaii lie detector
...yes. I do receive some level of respect from my peers. Not as much as our glorious leader, though...
>she almost swoons for a moment, her facade breaking, but she catches herself and slips back to being monotone
It is indeed a fantastic endeavor. Would you like to join us? I really...cannot accept...no for an answer!
>gives him a tepid smile
>>4192481
These are very lewd questions and I am contractually obligated not to answer them.
>Actually the logo is on the butt
>The "dokidoki" is nearly audible as she fidgets in front of the water, weighing the options of "fraternizing with the enemy" and "being near beautiful brown goddess"
...one moment.
>she steps out of her boots, meekly walking into the water and sitting down next to her
>looks ruffled up just being in the water, but keeps her complaints quiet
This...is...slightly relaxing.
>>4192517
(Ah damn, if that's the case then I'm afraid the best I can give you is a promise. Let me know whenever you're around, I'll be sure to be on the lookout for you.)
>>4192505
I'm not the same Boss you're thinking of. You're from that other group, HG right?
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2016.03.06_13.07.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yK5HuQI.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 04.19 [2016.03.06 13.07.31]")
>>4192528
The fuck did you just say candy slut?
You wanna have a go?
>>4192534
>hasn't even RP'd
>Calling him an edgelord
>>4192550
>>4192555
of course alt code doesnt work you fucking pleb LD
also why is everyone replying to LD and not the real one like wtf
>>4192328
Time flies when you put up with a damn fool like you...
>She replied in a quiet whisper with matching playfulness. Her nipples dragged over his shirt, the pointed tips sure to be felt against him as he ground, rubbed - did everything a smart man would do faced with a thick body like hers.
>She lifted her skirt all the way to her hips then, bunching up the fabric around her hips so she could watch the entire time he pushed his dick inside of her. She bit her lower lip as she felt it at the same time she saw it, watching inch after inch disappear in to her wet hole, a wet 'schlp' sound coming from the wet insides as she swallowed up his invading meat.
Hnnn...! Y-yeah, that's it... f-fucking finally...!
>>4192560
No. HG is for autists
>>4192565
Stay tuned for next episode where I RP Love Deluxe
>>4192585
Who is this thick that I want to dick?
>>4192565
Look at his Cthulhu expy character
If that doesn't scream "edgy", I don't now what does.
>>4192589
Well, I don't personally believe it's my place to say where is for what, but to each their own.
>>4192610
Do you seriously not know what a mind flayer is?
Get the fuck out of here, Paul.
>>4192560
You are the boss who tended to Ab Initio a lifetime ago.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000930527.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/06LlJ4G.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000930527")
>>4192562
Let's go then! I'll show you who's the boss of this gym!
>>4192485
Hehe~ I knew you do! All men can't resist an adorable girl! The price goes forrrrr....
>She brings a finger up to trace from one end of her pursed lips to the other.
50 million rupies?
>>4192525
200 rupies for a plant regenerator, plus you'll have to give me time to brew it up. Nothing on hand at the moment. Sound like a deal?
>>4192546
Eh? You break one of my products and take it home to use it and don't even have any money to pay back what you stole?
>She stamps her feet on the ground and shoves her arms down blowing steam off of the top of her head.
Gah! I should feed you to my dragon, thief!
>>4192610
You have literally no idea what edgy is.
Someone explain the eyeslicing meme to me, please
>>4192610
Anon you're gonna have to try much harder to bait. Mind Flayers are common in fantasy settings.
>>4192627
SNAKE!?
>>4192610
>Cthulhu expy character
My fucking sides.
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>>4192632
Oh yeah?
How 'bout you get outa that uh... Shimada Candy Co outfit and we settle this in the ring?
>people complaining about ERP in a ERP thread
Do you people not get the concept of ignoring what you don't like?
>>4192534
(I mean, if that's what you're reading into an attempt to actually lewd amongst the shitposts, then don't let me get in the way of your memes.)
>>4192556
(Can't wait! Hope you're well in the meantime.)
>>4192610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illithid
(Come on man.)
Reminder that edgy doesn't mean 'something I don't like'.
>>4192660
Guro isn't erotic though, it's for edgy autists to think they are hardcore for doing.
>>4192603
That's the fucking problem with this shithole
I spend fucking 2 hours studying the character and preforming it properly and this stupid fucking nigger plays a shitty tsundere animeme fuck and gets all the (You)s JUST because it's not me
Fuck this fucking piece of shit thread
I'm fucking done with this shit, and I'm gonna make a god damn muffet folder to spite this stupid fucking nigger, SEE HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT ASSHOLE
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv_000792844.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TEyVhnV.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [169050FC].mkv 000792844")
>>4192655
Oh yeah? I'll kick your aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass!
>>4192627
I want an in depth interview with Big Boss.~
>>4192674
Wow, no wonder everyone says to ignore you.
>>4192680
Candy slut!
>>4192635
50 million? Unless that's a lot less in freedom bucks then I'm not paying that much. Is renting a clone an option?
>>4192520
I hope you don't listen to these fools and ever quit. I love what you bring here, be it the extreme stuff or the vanilla stuff. You're one of the best new faces we've had.
I just wanted to tell you this. People like Mecha who indulge you or your other anons are good people for trying new things with you. That should be a strive of every writer, to experiment and find new things they enjoy, explore their abilities.
The stifling atmosphere here is awful so I'm happy to see people try and be different.
>>4192366
>The horny frog above him grinds her hips, the anon below thrusting his tongue as deep as he can at the same time. Her juices are delicious, tasting of her obvious hornyness as they lather his tongue, practically gushing out from his efforts. If his face wasn't covered in gunk before, it certainly was now, totally smelling of her sex
>She seems to be enjoying it greatly, but he notices a little hesitation, not as if she's disappointed but more like there's something not quite right or missing. He looks up brief and spots her anus
>To his surprise, the puffy hole is absolutely soaked! He spots the frog girl's tongue retracting into her mouth, followed by a slight lick of her lips as she looks back at him, eyes wide as she notices he saw.
>Before she can say anything in her defense, anon removes his face from her slobbering hole and plants it as deep into her anus as he can get
(REALLY hot pick with this one, I couldn't resist)
>>4192674
Cry more.
>>4192698
Shut the fuck up, Mecha. Jinx won't fuck you IRL.
>>4192694
>giving it a (you)
>>4192650
!
>>4192629
Those were some of the best days I can remember.
>>4192682
If you're open I'd be happy to figure something out for you.
>>4192720
Sorry, my bad.
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>>4192680
>Galko tackles the candy saleswoman, taking advantage of the candy slut's huge chest to unbalance her center of gravity, sending her tumbling to the ground with Galko on top.
Youlikethathuh?!
>>4192555
>She swims up to her opposing Admin, resting her elbows on the edge of the pool beside her
See? Why would I ever lie to you?~
>She giggles, pulling her goggles back up to her forehead, her rear end stuck up, just barely breaching the surface of the water
Getting the boots off is a start...but I can't say I've heard of anyone swimming in a one piece...sweater...dress...whatever the hell that is.
>She confidently smirks and raises her eyebrow, then playfully splashes the girl
Cmon Courtney, get outta that goofy thing!
>>4192603
(I confess, I haven't played OR, so I don't know exactly how Courtney is supposed to act. But I dunno, it's fun the way she's being played, makes me wanna poke her and see what she does)
>>4192724
Kazuhira "If I see a spic he's getting hit with a brick" Miller is absent, I would presume?
>>4192680
>>4192732
>DMG crosses her legs as her face lights up, slowly unwrapping a candy bar taken from the candy slut's store
... 50$ on the blonde..
>>4192724
Aye.
>>4192739
(Ignore LD's samefagging.)
>>4192635
>The anon holds up his hands defensively, shielding himself from the alchemists wrath.
H-hey! I'm sorry, I had the money then but I spent most of my cash taking my girl out on our anniversary date! It completely slipped my mind!
(Eh...I'm not feeling this one tonight...the atmosphere is far too negative...sorry guys. Guess I'll come back tomorrow)
>>4192760
I'm gonna FIX that slut and restore her to a pre-LD state!
>>4192716
>liking RP with someone means you want to fuck them
Not even them but holy shit you people are deluded
>>4192694
Because I can't even FUCKING SPEND MY TIME MAKING YOU FUCKS HAPPY
YOU DON'T WANT LD SO I BRING SOME NEW SHIT THAT PEOPLE CLEARLY WANT BUT OH NO MR NIGGER COMES IN AND FUCKING STEALS IT, MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MINDS YOU FUCKS
>>4192714
OKAY FINE, I FUCKING WILL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I WAS GONNA JUST LEAVE BUT YOU WANT THIS THREAD RUINED?
FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHAT YOU GOD DAMN GET
AND THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU PIECE OF LITERAL FUCKING SCUM
>>4192739
> I haven't played OR
THEN WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING THE CHARACTER YOU RETARDED FUCKING APE
JUST PICK UP SOME OTHER FUCKING ANIME PIECE OF SHIT AND LET ME DO MY SHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER
YOU FUCKING LITERAL THIEVING NIGGER
GO ROB A FUCKING GAS STOP NOT ME YOU FUCK
>>4192770
Have a good night. See you other time.
>apprentice
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>>4192732
Gah!
>Tackled and with her breasts bouncing as she fell, Hotaru reached for the blonde's hair, pulling it!
Ohmyshoulder!!
>>4192673
I heard that!
>>4192695
Anon!
>>4192770
>tucks in bed
>>4192724
Ahah, I didn't say I wanted one right now!
Besides, this place is a bit of a war zone right now, not the best place to be having interviews right now. We'll find a time.
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
>everyone bringing up mindflayers
>all I can think about is this
*muffled MUH in the distance*
Hi~
Gee, thanks for chasing off more people, LD. You're such a peach. Do everyone a favor and just go away for a while.
>>4192770
Stay strong!
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.03.13_16.25.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LAlkMOB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 05.48 [2016.03.13 16.25.07]")
>>4192794
Graaah!
>Galko's head is yanked back as Hotaru pulls her hair, but manages to grab one of her legs and pull it into a painful hold!
I'mnotdoneyet!
>>4192825
THEN DON'T FUCKING CHASE ME OFF YOU ASSHOLE
I'M JUST GIVING WHAT I GET
FUCK YOU
>>4192787
But I'm not playing Courtney, I'm playing Shelly, lmao. I'm just saying Courtney might be OOC, but because I'm not really familiar with her in canon I don't really mind, as long as the RP is fun
>>4192753
He refuses to focus on anything that other than managing Mother Base. I couldn't even get him to consider having biotic appendages fitted after the rescue operation in Afghanistan.
>>4192763
How have you been? I'd really hoped that at some point we'd meet again to talk about the aftermath of everything.
>>4192787
I know you're better than this.
>>4192808
I understand completely, and look forward to your company.
>>4192814
Fucking hang yourself LD
>>4192555
J-Join you? That's... a little crazy, don't you think?
>He staggers backwards in response to the strange request, preparing himself to run away if it comes down to that, keeping his wavering gaze pointed towards her as best he could.
I-I mean, you sound like real nice people! Real nice! I just... I'm not sure I can accept! Sorry!
>He gulps as the words exit his mouth, bracing himself for the response he'd receive and anxiously switching his gaze back and forth between the ground and her face.
>>4192770
>rips the cord on shitposting cannon
SHITSTOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!!!!!
>>4192835
Quick girls! Jump in that mud pit! You'll have more room to fight!
>>4192816
>>4192818
>>4192825
>>4192829
>>4192835
>>4192846
>>4192847
>>4192857
>>4192860
>>4192861
>>4192863
please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please
please fire rocket please I will do anything I need reflect kill please just shoot at me I want to press m2 please I beg you I won't attack I just reflect just fire a rocket at me please I need it don't just make me strafe back and forth I need reflect kill just shoot rocket at me
>>4192846
Faggot.
>>4192585
>He laughed heartily as she spat his misgivings back at him.
I may be a fool, and I'm not terribly fast.
>He started to slowly move in to and out of her as she insulted him.
But I'll assure you that what I do have is patience-
>He grappled with her backside, for a little while before moving them up her sides slowly, bringing them to bare on her large chest. He grabbed the two as he started to speed up and began playing with them; kneading, squeezing, pinching and teasing her nipples, he did it all happily, taking in the beauty of her well developed body. He leaned into her ear with a whisper, followed by another nibble.
- and endurance!
>>4192698
(Sheepishly seconded)
>>4192770
(Seeya!)
>>4192816
(That's kinda what I had in mind. Seems it's not happening tonight though. Oh well, just gives me time to expand my rather meager folder.)
>>4192818
Who's this cutie?
>>4191859
Sorry anon, everyone's buttmad today and it's definitely not the right atmosphere for any fun. I'll be here tomorrow or tonight if it's cooled down enough.
>>4192851
I am better than this fucking shithole
They don't want my best, so I'll fucking give them my worst
>>4192851
No. They really aren't, sad to say. They've thrown away every chance they had to change their ways.
>>4192851
>I know you're better than this.
>Smug anime face
>>4192851
I am not Cheater. He was well last we spoke, life was good.
I have never seen him visit /trash/.
>>4192708
>Not exactly the turn of events she had at all intended. So what if she liked using her own tongue, too? If was perfect for wriggling around all the spots most tongues couldn't hope to reach. The ninja had just been about to order the male back to work when he just up and dug right into her butthole himself.
>It wasn't that his tongue was terrible at all- that peculiar budded texture and the wriggling shape of the muscle made it a far different experience. Gasping and moaning out in ecstacy, the ninja took a hole of her own cheeks and smushed them together, Anon's face in between.
>Since he had decided to occupy himself with her anus, however, the frog decided to switch it up in turn, ducking her tongue under her legs to penetrate her pussy. Now, she could feel her orgasm starting to bubble up, groaning out from the double-tongue work.
>>4192890
You really are not that good. You'd get laughed out of F-List, for fuck's sake.
>>4192890
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS BE NICE TO LD GOD DAMNIT
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>4192471
>She thust a few more times before hilting on his cock.
Go on toy! Cum inside me!
>>4192509
>She definatly didn't expect this. She didn't even have time to react as the kick connected with her ribs and sent her across the room again.
>Before she had time to rebut, he was on top of her sending chops, kicks and sword swing her way. She did what ever it took to deflect and dodge these attacks. However in her current state, it was difficult to stop every attack and so several attacks landed on her. When she was able to make some distance. She panted and grimaced. Her clothing was ripped in a number of places, revealing small parts of bare skin. She grabbed another sword from the rack nearby and gripped both her sword tightly. She stood back up in a new stance and spoke.
That was a careless error... I see our king didn't cut corners with you. But.. Don't consider me done yet!!
>She ran towards him again. Only, thus was a feint to what she was going to do. When she was closing in in the darknut, she dobe forward and rolled towards him before sending a flurry of slashes at him as she came out of rolling and not letting up if he staggered.
>>4192890
>IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DESERVE MY BEST
Oh that's just golden.
>>4192770
Can't say I blame you. Have a nice night!
>>4192698
Hi Mecha!
Spicy memes aside, don't worry about it. It's often a lot better around here, so try not to hold it against them. One of the reasons I insist on sticking to this board instead of going to Discord or some bullshit like that is how great this community can be at times. That, and the experimentation anonymity facilitates but that goes without saying. Thank you for your kind words nonetheless.
>>4192816
Isn't it great?
>>4192851
Ah, boss!
>salutes the living legend
C-could you show me some of the basics of CQC?
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000496810.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WUo8JDr.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 000496810")
>>4192835
G-Gaaaah!
>Slamming her first against the floor beneath, she reaches for some candy dust and tosses it to the blonde's ugly mug
Youfeelthat,uh!?
>>4192810
(I've been feeling more like retreating into private these days. I love when it's active and everybody's having a blast with each other, and I get to read what other people are up to and maybe learn a bit, but today is just a drag and I can't even focus on anything. But enough of my sob story, I'm just gonna go grind in GBF and turn on some music, maybe come back when it's not so hectic. Have a good evening to you and all who I missed!)
>>4192674
(Another character of yours I get to show up? Oh boy)
(See you, space cowboy)
>>4192739
...to take advantage of my, sabotage my team, and claim victory in the name of Aqua...?
>stares long and hard at the booty, like many strong wills before her, contemplating if she can resist
It is...a one piece dress...with a hooded jacket over top. But I suppose the water is one environment this outfit would not thrive in.
>hesitantly wriggles out of her constricting clothing, left only in an undershirt and scarlet knickers long since soaked to the bone
...there.
>>4192860
>running away?
>that won't do at all
>slowly advances on him, fingers curling smoothly
It would suit you very well. I could ensure you get a decent position starting out...
>her eyes keep trained on Anon, clearly ready to pursue if necessary
>(it's a good thing she's so tiny and slow)
>>4192890
You already gave us your worst. That's why you're unanimously hated.
This is why Trixie and Miku left.
>>4192889
Mmkay. I'll pop back in and see if you're here~
Until then!
>Hugs his Queen tight, head in her chest
>>4192520
I see! You were just really sweet (as were a lot of other avatars/anons) the night I lost my job, and I wanted to spend some time with that maid at one point due to it, but I'm just awfully vanilla for the most part.
>>4192890
Isn't your worst what you gave DMG?
>>4192930
You aren't "showing up" shit
You're making a pathetic excuse for a "character" and everyone is SUCKING down your cock harder than Virra's and inflating your fucking autistic ego
Actually fucking kill yourself
>>4192917
Nnnghh!!
>The male closed his eyes as his amazing and savage orgasm hit him!
>His throbbing cock unleashed a barrage of thick ropes of cum straight into Nabooru's womb, filling her in matter of seconds due how enjoyable her amazing cunt was.
A-Ahhh~!! T-This is how... A Gerudo pussy feels...
>>4192945
Miku left?
>>4192955
That is a terrible exaggeration
I ERPed on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have ERPed on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My ERP, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as trixies or iowas.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother erping at all because of drama or a slow/bad avatar.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking hgfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the ERP in this state.
You dont want me to ERP, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>4192945
I think (hope) Miku is just taking a break.
I miss Trixie already, though...
>>4192979
Stop that. you're not me. me
>>4192967
Well, compared to your god-awful writing skills and gigantic ego, what do you expect them to do?
>>4192979
>I have ERPed on a tablet.
Post disregarded from that point on. I feel so dirty now, typefucking a filthy tablet typefucker
>>4192929
Well there's three discord servers, but two of them are shit (LD's and Virra's)
The new one is relaxed enough.
What else would you use for private roleplaying? Email?
Either way, don't force yourself to RP just because you feel like you have an obligation to these threads.
>>4192994
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're >"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>4192609
(Younger Tachikawa sister from some meme50 h-mangas. I dunno what her first name is, the translations switch every other chapter feels like.)
>>4192716
>liking creative writing means it's me
(Wew lad but if I wanted to fuck anyone, it'd be the guy right below, since I could use some more nicely prepared meals~)
>>4192875
Not fast at all... hah... I been asking for this for fucking weeks, shitty cook...~
>She coo'd as he started to thrust in and out, her eyes practically showing little heart pupils from how overheated and good she felt finally having his dick inside of her. Her breasts made the perfect toys as he had his fun, soft, squishy, wobbling all over as he played with the fatty mounds. The pinches and tugs of her nipples made her cry out sheepishly, the little nubs hard and sensitive to every touch. When he nibbled her ear, she let out a cutely girlish squeal.
N-nnngh, s-show meee, show me that endurance... please...! Hah, hah...!
>>4192920
(Even you ;-; Too spicy!)
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>>4192925
Aaaah fuck!
>The dust blinds Galko momentarily, the gyaru releases Hotaru from the hold and attempts to clear her vision of the sparkly powdered sugar.
>>4192967
>Actually fucking kill yourself
Lead by example.
>>4192979
>dat fat man rage
>>4192920
(One of your anons here [Not saying which one I am but you can probably guess from my manner of typing.] I may be adverse towards guro and all that, but the fact that you care about the session so much for reasons other than fame is really refreshing. Thank you so much for pulling this thread from the clutches of the shitty abyss.)
>>4192977
>>4192945
Miku's just taking a break, don't get too worked up. She'll probably be back.
>>4193003
>>4193023
>not recognizing copypasta
>>4192883
I want to FUCK that Mind Flayer.
>>4192846
But we don't want you here
Why wouldn't we chase you off
Why do you want to suck off people who hate you
Is your self esteem really that low?
No wonder DMG had pity on you for so long
>>4193019
I could gladly die knowing I'm taking one fucking autistic egotistical fuck with me in the process
That muffetfag is fucking scum
>>4192818
Well hello there!
>>4192930
Well, yeah...but this is about your outfit, and more importantly, about getting you to relax, not combat tactics or strategies for world domnation...
>She notices her rival with her legs solidly locked together, completely hiding her nethers
>She reaches over and places her hand on Courtney's thigh, rubbing her thumb against her shockingly soft skin
Oh man, you need to do this more often--just look how pasty you are!~
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>>4193018
It's time for an all-out attack!
>Said Hotaru as she put on her Persona 4 glasses and proceeded to tackle Galko!
I got you, sugar tits!
>>4193053
I double dog dare you?
>>4193062
STOP REPLYING TO IT YOU FUCK
>>4192890
This is only going to make matters worse. If you'd like to talk again, I'm open. Obviously I can't make you take a step back and assess the big picture but I'm going to implore you to consider it.
>>4192892
>>4192906
Matters of the heart are fickle. Try to understand and recognize this as a loss of love and the inherent pain that accompanies it. As inconvenient as it may be.
>>4192922
I could show you very much. I can show you technique. I can show you how to train, but what really matters Is spirit.
>>4193070
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>4192930
Nn.. No, I can't...
>He takes note of her as she strolls closer to him casually, having a small internal argument but eventually deciding against running, instead planting himself firm on the ground. Whether it was due to to fear or curiosity was anyone's guess.
It sounds nice, really! You're too kind! Real kind! I... have a job already! So I can't!
>Though he had decided to stand there against his better judgement, he still carried a frightened expression on his face, one that spelled out his nervousness for the quickly approaching woman to see.
You know, I should really go now... It was nice m-meeting you!
>>4193070
>It's time for an all-out attack!
>That image
fuck you stop being funny
>>4193077
chill LD
no one cares about you anyway
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy
>>4193053
I know, right? Maybe next they'll do something like leak someone's traumatic childhood to the public or something.
>Be in chat with Muffetanon
>He's pissing himself in laughter and appears to be quoting Batman
This is too fucking funny.
Karma is a bitch, LD.
>>4192908
I visited not too long ago, we spoke very briefly as we had to leave but he seemed well, I was quite happy to see him again
>>4193134
Is this a group chat?
>>4193134
hahahahah laugh it up you fuck
you think this shit is funny?
You don't want me to fucking SNAP but you fucking ENCOURAGE it constantly you hypocritical piece of shit
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>>4193070
>Still partially blinded, the tables are easily turned as Hotaru tackles Galko into a conveniently located mud puddle! Both busty babes are splattered with mud as they land in it, although Hotaru is mostly shielded by Galko's thick frame.
Grah! You'll pay for that!
>Trying to push the girl off of her, Galko sends the duo rolling in the mud, plastering the wet soil all over both heroines.
>>4193171
you know its virra right
>>4193179
Pass the popcorn.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_001066200.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k0jzbCR.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 001066200")
>>4193179
G-Gah! My clothes!
>Guess who got a related picture for that?
>Thanks to their passionate and totally-not-sexual struggle, Hotaru was soaked in mud!
Augh! You bitch...
Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
>>4192967
(knowing that I've bothered you to the point of making imitation replies and samefagging anonymous posts is making me actually hard)
(keep up your tantrum, but no one's giving you a cookie this time)
(have a nice night ;3)
>>4193062
>her legs quiver at the touch, and she lets out a warbling croak sound
>temperatures at critical level, please remain away from ocean hotties and their silky smooth touches
I w-will believe you once. But fool me once-
>reddens immensely
...most of my responsibilities take place indoors. Insufficient levels of sunlight to achieve such a...nice looking tan...
>reaches out and gingerly pokes Shelly's stomach
>>4193094
>you're right to fear this unit
>it will hug you into submission
>and probably not much else, she's not very strong desu
I think...that you would do well to quit whatever job that you have now. Magma's benefits to you and the world...really are irresistible~
>she's right in front of him now, a good head shorter than he is, and looking up with a wobbly smile
>can you continue to resist, Anon
(Is that anon here? I'd like to continue, while I have time.)
>>4193238
You saw what I did to DMG?
You're at the top of my fucking hit list now you piece of shit
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*
(open gore rp)
>>4193260
>what I did to DMG
You made everyone sympathize with him and made yourself look like an anus.
>>4193258
[Nope but I'd gladly take his place!]
[Nah, not really, that would be a bitch move but nice to see you around <3 ]
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>>4193226
>tfw no mud covered Galko
Your pores are looking a little closed, how about a facial, slut?!
>Managing to pin the sugary sweets seductress for a moment, Galko grabs a big handful of mud and smears it all over Hotaru's face!
How's that dirt taste?
>>4192909
>Sandwiched between her cheeks, one could barely even tell he was there from behind. The mounds were actually large enough to reconnect on the outside edges with his face between them. What an experience.
>It grew increasingly moist and hot between her cheeks, the excess moisture they were both leaking having no where to go, and the raw heat from their bodies trapped within the space. Regardless, Anon tongues her puffy anus with abandon, driving as deep as possible on every thrust and licking every part of her inner walls he could reach.
>She is obviously feeling it. Her anus is twitching like mad and contracting on his tongue and her hips gyrate down into his face, trying to get more pleasure from his tongue fucking. Her self-tongue fucking goes wild as well, able to reach far enough inside that she literally kisses her cervix.
>Anon desperately wants to cum buried in her body as he is, but he's unsure of his safety of such an act as it would require usage of his hands. It's not very likely she would notice in her state but still he refrains, not wanting to potentially betray any trust she might have to take advantage of her pleasure drunk state.
>>4193273
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>Walks in.
Anyone want to do a rol- oh.
Should I wait?
>all this shit
>no Jiro to blogpost or cry about Ragyo not loving him
Did he finally learn his lesson?
>>4193258
Not the anon and I think just is not the greatest time. Hope you can get it back to rails.
>>4193258
Which anon are you talking about? The anon in question may or may not be me
>>4193260
You made us sympathize with him and showed yourself for the tower of diarrhea you are. Grow up.
>>4193260
>What you did to DMG
>Everyone felt bad for him
>The only reason why you had anything to post in the first place is because he was stupid enough to give you the ammunition
>>4193294
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
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>>4193276
A facial?
We're going to need a lot of guys for that to-
>Suddenly, her pretty face was smeared with mud! Covering her perfect features with that mixture of earth and water!
Augh! You whore!
>>4193009
(You cheeky bastard, you only love me for my special blend of herbs and spices! I'm glad I thought that one through after weeks of teasing~)
L-lodge a...complaint with the manager...Service with a smile, not fast food...~
>He laughed breathily, as he kept gradually increasing his speed. The wonderfully wobbling lumps of breast he held in his hands could only bring him more delight as he backed off of her ear and brought one up to his mouth. He started to kiss it before slowly working his way to her wonderful little nub, licking around it and teasing with his tongue, until finally, he placed it inside his mouth. He stared into her hoping to let her catch a glimpse of his grin as he playfully nibbled and sucked on in, staring back into her eyes.
>>4193292
(Well, I did tell him to stop blogposting. Also, I don't know where people got the idea that he whines about me not loving him.)
>>4193274
(Nyaw. I presume this is the same anon that I had Yuugi piledrive, given your brackets~?)
>>4193293
(If you ignore it, it'll go away.)
>>4193300
(The date anon.)
>>4193335
Yeah, thats it... now kiss...
>>4193291
Probably should wait, sad to say. LD shit himself and rolled in it again.
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes copypastas seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the copypastas. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for downvotes and hate comments. These people are wrong. copypastas are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the least amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Ernest Hemingway made a copypasta. Now, I am not talking about the shitty twitter copypastas that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan copypastas and the like. Copypastas that make fun of the saltiness of OP and call his post cancer. These types of copypastas deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are literature.
>>4193238
>She gets a wide, toothy grin, hearing you admit your inferiority to her, even reaching out to touch her magnificence!
Probably don't get to work out too much, doing so much desk work, huh?
>She reaches over and pinches your tummy, pulling on it a bit
Unf, getting kinda pudgy there Court! Here, feel this...
>She begins to flex her impressive abdominals beneath your fingers, still smiling a proud, Sharpedo-toothed grin
I dunno about you guys, but our base has a fully-equipped gym...if you didn't guess that already~
>>4193291
Escape while you can
>>4193364
STOP
REPLYING
TO
IT
>>4193238
>He looks down, finding a small bit of comfort in his height advantage, but still cautious as he gives her another glare while considering his options. He bites at his bottom lip, uncertain of how to answer her this time, until something in the conversation makes his ears twitch.
Benefits, you say...? Irresistible? Explain..
>Somewhat interested now, he let himself relax, no longer contemplating retreat as he stood still and eyed her down from above. Somehow, she was still more threatening.
>>4193345
>I did tell him to stop blogposting
Can you tell Mecha to stop too? Tell him you'll send him nudes.
>>4193345
[The one and only <3]
[One of the best sessions I had to be honest]
>>4193345
Oh, that's fortunate, I'm the date anon. Sure, I'd love to pick up the session, could we go from the last post I made?
>>4193371
Oh do shut up, Paul.
>>4193082
Ah, can you teach spirit, boss? I mean, how one should approach combat?
I am voting Trump.
I like so many things about him. I've noticed the majority of Anti-Trump individuals know nothing of his policies outside of calling him "a racist or a bigot" and also, they know nothing about the policies of the candidate they claim to support.
I support Trump on taxes (both individual and corporate), immigration (including the wall and his detailed plan for having mexico pay for it), his business background and time tested negotiating skills, i really like his trade reform that he outlined in detail on his website, and i respect him for saying what he actually thinks instead of being another fake personality.
Trump will win. He will most likely be the last conservative president, unless we change how the electoral college works or we destroy the two party system.
>>4193371
I like her though. We've got a good thing going here
>>4193364
>sample
>>4193376
(Unfortunately, I cannot deprive Mechie of his secondary gimmick. Surely it's not THAT unbearable, anon~.)
>>4193390
(Butter me up any harder and I'll be able to squeeze through hairpin cracks <3 But thank you! I had a lot of fun too.)
>>4193394
(Of course!)
I can't wait for everyone to pretend this didn't happen in two days when LD comes back and isn't acting like a sperg.
>>4193410
IT'S FUCKING SHIT
TAKE THAT TRASH TO PMS THEN, IT'S AN AWFUL FUCKING DEFILING OF THE CHARACTER AND YOU'RE LITERALLY JERKING OFF SOME FUCKING AUTISTIC TEENAGER'S EGO
STOP IT
STOP FUCKING FEEDING THE TROLLS YOU FUCKING TARD
>>4193345
Mmm it could. Well have a good night Aunty.
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>>4193335
Thinking such dirty things, I think you're the whore!
>Taking a moment to gloat, Galko straddles Hotaru, sitting on her chest and crossing her arms triumphantly, her smile smug and hair covered in mud.
>>4192970
>She bit her lip as he filled her womb with his seed. She waited for him to finish before she looked back at him.
You think were done? We are not done till your balls are empty.
>She began to move again, this time with a lot more ease thanks to anons seed. She was just as rough as before. Seems like she had a lot of stamina.
>>4193291
>Kisses Parsee's feet and smiles up at her.
The atmosphere is shit but if you can look past that any thread can be played.
>>4193431
(Would you like to start? Or did you not see the final post I made last time?)
If Suzy showed up this shitshow would be complete
>(knowing that I've bothered you to the point of making imitation replies and samefagging anonymous posts is making me actually hard)
(keep up your tantrum, but no one's giving you a cookie this time)
(have a nice night ;3)
hOHoHOHHHHMYFUCkking GOFD DUDE i AM LITERALLY iN TEARS RIGHT NOW BRo hHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ️ TAHT WA SO FUCKIN G FUNNY DUd I cAN NOT FUCKING BELIEV how FUNny thta shit wa s I CAN NOT bRATHE / HELP ️I NEEd AN a m b u l a n c e SSSooOOoo00000oOOOOOoooOOOOO fUCKING FUNY ️️1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ shit man ️damn
>>4193431
>Mechie
How many guys are you leading on you succubus
>>4193431
[O-Oh...]
[Well, maybe some other day we'll be able to post again! That was fantastic and I'd like to have a follow-up with Yuugi or another of your lady... Or better yet, Yuugi + Palutena/Cereza]
>>4192770
(Is this you, cag? Can't tell by the image..)
>>4193444
>AN AWFUL FUCKING DEFILING OF THE CHARACTER
This could be easily turned around on you if Dominator wasn't a sociopath.
>>4193444
Nobody cares, Paul.
>>4193458
B-But... I-If I cum too much inside you it can be risky an- Ahhh!!
>Once more, the male moaned in absolute pleasure, a single drop of sweat falling from his chin.
F-Fuck... You're an amazing bitch!
"Daddy be nimble Daddy be quick Daddy has a rock hard dick ! 1️⃣cummy 2️⃣cummy 3️⃣cummy 4️⃣! Daddy cums so much he can't cum any more! Ghost cummy Ghost cummy don't be scared! There's always more cummies that can be shared! Daddy makes me ️squishy️ Daddy makes me wetDaddy treats me like his little pet! Send this to 69 TRUE Daddy's or else you'll never get any cummies again ‼️
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZwzkjtB12k
>>4193464
(I didn't get a chance to see it, I was already out the door. Would you be a dear and repost?)
>>4193476
(I'm not leading anybody on, friend anonymous. I've made no promises, committed to no romances, sent no nudes and never made plans to meet in person.)
>>4193478
(Oh my, that's one hell of a crossover. I'll have to make it happen as soon as I can.)
>>4193523
I wake with the sight of Thomas the Tank engine at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Sodor.” I come with to Sodor where I meet Sir Toptam hat. He tells me that Sodor is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes and came to the junction to get a house.
I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Sodor and Thomas, but I can’t. I love Thomas and I want to live with him forever.
>>4193284
((geez, they're not THAT big))
>Finally, she reaches her limit. In a last cry of reckless abandon, the frog ninja tosses her head back and releases her liquid pleasure. The watery juices squirt around her tongue and out of her snatch, spattering all over the male's face and neck.
>He makes his last marks on her delectable anus before falling back down to lap up her juice greedily, a strange mix of salty and sweet sensations in the fluids. Not terrible at all, he decided- surely, she liked it even more, if her tongue was still buried in there. Or maybe her walls were just clamped down on the appendage and refusing to let it go yet.
>Suddenly, though, she whips her tongue free of her snatch with a last trickle of ladycum. In one instant, the big-butted frog practically drops herself onto his lap. The tip of his twitching member pokes against her a couple of times before he just slams her twitching butthole onto it, practically swallowing the cock in one motion.
((sorry if it's a bit sudden, I kind of want to get this done))
>>4193523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy_J1YMzfNM
>>4193524
(Sure, give me a minute or 5 as I search the archives.)
>>4193524
>committed to no romances
RIP JIRO
No, wait, we already know this. He doesn't. Stupid fuck.
>>4193507
Risky how?
>She didn't let up on her fucking. She was going to stay true to her word and empty him completely.
>>4193374
>she takes hold of his belt, her face pressing into his stomach as she looks up at him
Could you really resist the opportunity to preserve the habitats of Pokemon while making positive land development?
>she nuzzles into him a bit, her cheeks flushing red
I don't think any person really could, it would weigh too much on their morals~
>>4193364
...exercise is not compatible with my position.
>no, Courtney does not lift
>or run
>pls no bully
>she squeaks when her belly pudge is poked, but marvels with a hanging jaw at the hardened muscle her finger is still touching
>only a bit nervous under the Sharpedo-esque grin, she gulps and conjures up a reply
P...perhaps...it would be beneficial to...look into a gymnasium of some sort...
>she bites her bottom lip
>>4193404
One must temper their will into an instrument of unflinching hesitation and strength, by means of mental training above all else. Your warrior spirit must be clean, and guide you with a will to survive.
You can only look inside yourself and feel it within. Nobody can teach you spirit, that aspect can only be honed by yourself alone.
>>4193340
(Shut up baka. You're lucky I like you otherwise I'd have pulled an Iowa by now myself. I'm letting you fuck me while Rome burns around us.)
F-fuuuck, fucking shut up and... ngh, lodge your fucking cum in me instead...!
>She watched as he lifted one of her humongous mounds to his face, bringing the hard nub to her lips and licking it, kissing. When he finally sucked on it she squealed like a delighted piggy, a tight squeeze of her pussy around his invading dick showing him just how much she liked that maneuver. Her eyes were half-lidded as they met his, and through her panting, heated bitch expressions, she returned his playful look with a grin of her own, her hands running along his shoulders, feeling at his muscles.
>>4193524
(But you said we'd go to Taco Bell someday... when will the lies end?!)
>>4193564
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>>4193449
T-There's a difference between a whore and a slut, you slut!
>Hotaru protested as she gathered some mud with her hands and splattered it all over Galko's... Tits.
Gaaaah!
>>4193576
>Ragyo won't take Mechanon out for taco bell
Thread mom confirmed manipulative ice queen
>>4193564
hi google it's me again do you have any more memes like rEALLY REALLY good memes that will make me side splitting laugh and it will make me feel like my organs are bursting but they realLLY ARENT PLOT TWIST HAHAHA so do you have any memes that will make me laugh that hard? last time i laughed that hard i was watching one of pewdiepie (how's it going bros) and he was playing happy wheels and ANYONE WHO PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS IS A PEWDIEPIE COPY BY THE WAY and he made a FUNNY joke and i was LAUGH FOR HOURS AHAHAHAAHA so i need memes that will make me laugh that hard again ok? thank you very much it means a lot to me and i'm glad you can supply me with memes like that ok byeeee!!!!!!!!!
>>4193524
[Awesome~!]
>>4193564
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
>>4193553
(You really think that I don't talk to him every day and we don't tell each other almost everything? Anon, don't be silly. I've made it quite clear that I'm very likely never going to meet him and that I'm not yet looking for someone to spend my life with.)
>>4193576
(When did I promise that? Unless you have it in writing it don't count.)
>>4193598
(Not even the fire of jalapeno peppers can melt my icy blood.)
>>4193563
Y-You might end pregnant! I-I'm not sure if you want that an- Ahhh...
>He gasped yet again, his eyes closed as he felt his member harden again.
S-So damn good...
>>4193584
Yeah well you're both of th-gah!
>Galko recoiled as the mud impacted into her heavy breasts, causing her to lose her balance on the slippery sweets saleswoman and falling over backwards.
Do you know how much this top cost? You bitch!
>>4193564
I sexually identify as a Nazi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of throwing those disgusting Jews in gas chambers. People say that being a Nazi is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Hitler mustache, a swastika, and a Walther P38 on my body. From now on, I want you to call me "Nazi" and respect my right to kill Jews and kill Jews needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Naziphobe and need to check your Nazi privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>4192917
>Standing his ground, he used his sword to block and hopefully counter a few of the strikes with the twin scimitars, some of her slices connecting enough to nick him and cut one of the straps on his remaining leather armor.
Nfh... Nor am I!
>Even with what little she already wore, it was difficult for any man to not be distracted by the show of more bare caramel skin showing.
>tfw just want to be a subby little bitch for somebody along with being their slave/possibly petplay
Life is suffering.
>>4193638
Now this is entertainment.
>scoops another handful of popcorn into his mouth
>>4193564
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue
>>4193627
>I've made it quite clear that I'm very likely never going to meet him and that I'm not yet looking for someone to spend my life with.
No wonder he's depressed half the time. Oh, well. No pity from me. He brought it upon himself.
>>4193627
(C-can you promise it now then, I'm really hungry)
>>4193638
As if you wouldn't suck guys for pocket change to get another one!
>She stood up and was her turn to straddle Galko's chest!
Give up and admit that I'm better!
>>4193524
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4154364/#4155228
(Here it is)
>>4193564
10/10 quality thread, an emotional rollercoaster that kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time. I laughed, I cried, I learned 42 new ways to season and cook a pork shoulder. Truly a new standard has been set that all future threads will be held in comparison to.
>>4193564
What are you...
>Caught off guard by the weight that suddenly found itself leaning onto him, he wobbled a bit before regaining his balance.
I mean... It all sounds nice... real nice...
>His voice trails off, not really focused on the conversation but rather the woman who was now pressing herself into his shirt, causing a reddening blush to match her own sprout on his face as he tried his hardest to be casual about it.
R-Right, yeah... I mean, if you want me to join that badly...
>>4193569
T-thank you, boss!
>he salutes yet again
I will begin to temper my warrior spirit, right now!
>he runs towards a local dojo to begin his training.
>>4193564
im 13 and just descoverd The Donald, i am now addicted to these dank memes and cannot continue life without this lovely dank dood. I now sexually identify as this very man. I have printed out his picture of him onto paper and blended them up with my hentai anime books and multiple donald trump memes in my dank nutri-ninja blender and then poured it into a syringe and injected it directly into my genital area. I will continue doing this untill i am donald trump we all spent countless hours on. Plz like to support my belief on becoming this man by liking. By liking you will create the dankest memes from now on and will be instantly famous on our beloved website 9gag witch i had recently failed to inject the donald into my cat, who sadly past away because there were impure memes in the paper, It was cancerous. <3 R.I.P FaZeRainTheCat. we will never forget.
What is this eyeslicing meme?
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>>4193685
At least I don't suck cock as if it's candy! I bet you ingest as much semen as you do sugar!
>Reaching up, Galko roughly started to fondle Hotaru's chest.
Look at these fat udders! Go on a diet tubby!
>>4193658
You whiny little shit. I swear if I wasn't intermittently fapping and doing vidya, I'd train you proper.
>>4193564
Oh yeah, maybe one with a tanning bed...
>She closes the distance between them, rippling her abs underneath her rival's soft, small hand
Though there's nothing that can beat the real thing...don't you agree?
>She's now only up to her ankles in the water, droplets running down her chest and stomach, down her thighs, and dripping onto your legs
Or you could come visit us sometime, and I can whip that fluffy white ass into shape~
>She authoritatively plants her hands on her hips, her shadow reigning over you like that of a massive stormcloud
>>4193534
>The two engage in a furious session of anal fucking, both pushing and pulling the either into their hips. It doesn't take long for anon's cock to start to pulse, already close before just being in her ass but now literally on the edge.
>A few thrusts later and his cock is spurting, shooting out all of the white cream he had stored up. It floods here as, flooding more so than spurting, flowing out rapidly but without much force.
>he coos in pleasure as her ass drains him of his seed, fully satisfied
(they're pretty big in some of the images you posted. I could almost see it at the right angle in this one if anon is small, but yeah mostly it's just hot to me. And we could have stopped right there if you wanted, I don't need a penetration scene)
>>4193564
>>4193735
You're going to love our wall. Let me tell you: I've got a great wall. Just fantastic. It's... China says they have a great wall, but have you seen it? It's small, tiny, miniscule. Sure you can see it from space but if you google you can see your car from space, too. I'm going to make a wall you can see from mars. It'll be great. They'll take those rovers or droids or whatever they have up there and they'll turn around and take pictures of my wall and we'll realize we don't even need to go to space anymore because everything we could ever want is right here. Let's make walls great again!
>>4193735
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>4193726
>girls teasing eachother for being chubby
my fetish
>>4193726
W-What!? That's nowhere as close a- A-Ahhh~!
>With the sudden attack on her breasts, Hotaru started to moan not unlike Galko in a good day!
>AKA a massive slut!
L-Look who's talking!
>Enraged and aroused, Hotaru reached for Galko's own breasts, squeezing them tightly!
T-Take this!
>>4193630
>She smirked as she hilted and would gyrate her hips in circle.
Be quiet! Or l'll remove your vocal chords as well.
>She went back to ride him hard.
>>4193652
>She backed up and stared him down. Oddly, she was enthralled by his visage. She shook her head. She was being silly and had to focus. She was close to making this battle hers. She waited for him to make a move.
>>4193709
Find your way. Let it not lead you into darkness.
>>4193676
(He's depressed half of the time because he, like everyone, struggles from mental issues. His happen to be more severe than yours. I'd only ask that you have a little sympathy for someone who is, in the end, a good person who means no one here any harm.)
>>4193679
(Eat Cereza's pussy, that'll fill you right up.)
>>4193698
>Bayonetta gave a mock gasp, covering her mouth with the blue side of her gloves, digging her heel sharply into the joint of your knee and making you kick out on reflex. It's not so much painful as... unpleasant? But her voice is still the same even in the wake of your first broadside at the impenetrable black covering of the woman before you. Seductive, husky, British-tinged and deadly. Lord only knows why you'd pick a fight with Bayonetta. Maybe you have balls the size of small planetoids.
I'm told I have quite a vivacious and lively personality, thank you! I can't help it if bugs and rats squirm away from the light, or if little boys need to hide away from the dark~.
>>4193735
Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>The threads are still filled with silly bullshit.
Maybe another night. Jeez louise.
>>4193768
We need to do WitchxWitch sometime
>>4193768
Just answer me one thing
How close is OOC Jiro to IC Jiro?
>>4193576
(Rome was sacked five times and still stands. From the short while I've been here, this place can certainly stand a few children throwing hissy fits. But still, I wouldn't blame you, does kill the mood a bit.)
>He started to slam into her, letting everything wobble around him as he unglued himself from the end of her chest and buried his face between the two of them. His face had begun reddening as he worked at her, reaching under her chest and back around her shoulders as he starts to crash his body against hers, and hers against the wall. The sounds of flesh on flesh slapping echoing through the room as he slapped against her thick body with vigor, using his leverage and height to keep her just barely on her toes as the crashed together.
You'd...y-you'd like that wouldn't you...!
>>4193731
Oh sure you will, you're not just making an empty promise or anything.
>>4193783
(I'm going to summon a demon to mind-break you. Sound fair?)
>>4193735
I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the Dota2 community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called SirActionSlacks. If you ever come in contact with SirActionSlacks, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where Dota2 is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause.
>>4193762
>Her merciless motions drove anon back to the edge, resisting and enduring as much as he could!
Nnngh...
>The wet, sloppy sounds of his crotch colliding with hers filled the air and the sight of her glorious ass made the male want her even more
N-Nabooru... I-I'm gonna... A-Ahhh!!
>>4193736
((It's probably perspective, or some crap like that. Plus the fact that Greninja's supposed to be relatively short, actually. Anyways, I just wanted to be sure you got off in-character- I thought you'd just blow in a single moment.
Anyways, no offense, but I'd rather not stick around this thread when it's being shit up like this. I hope you enjoyed otherwise, though-!))
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>>4193760
Moaning like that, are you getting turned on from this? You really are a whore!
>Galko got a bit rougher, smearing mud all over Hotaru's pinatas.
>She was captivated like Hotaru in a candy store as she teased the girl, not thinking to defend herself.
Mngh~!
>Unable to suppress a moan of her own entirely, the gyaru bit her lip to keep herself quiet under Hotaru's assault!
>>4193735
Will you be here tomorrow or later?
>>4193802
And I'll summon Blue Eyes white dragon to rape you~
We'll kiss as the two beasts take us~
>>4193831
Hey, hey girls! You'd get a better grip on those things if you took your tops off!
>>4193735
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
>>4193789
(You mean to Jiro the Sergal? They're different in many key ways and similar in many others. It's the nature of constructing a character.)
>>4193844
(Deal.)
>>4193827
>>4193831
>>4193802
>>4193801
>>4193796
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>>4193782
>>4193765
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>>4193783
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>(eight replies)
(I just choked on my cheeseburger slider laughing)
(thanks for sticking this out with me Anons, glad I'm entertaining you despite everything)
>>4193707
Oh, I do. Our leader, Maxie, wouldn't forgive me if I let someone like you slip away.
>the dedication to Team Magma and the close proximity to Anon's man musk makes her dizzy, and she wobbles against him
I'm so glad...that you're giving us...a chance~
>her fingers curl up in his shirt, and it almost seems like she's taking a whiff of him
My name is Courtney. Who are you...?
>>4193735
>hands flat against the plain of muscle, Courtney unconsciously swoons
No artificial light could hope to beat the glory of the sun, and its life-giving heat...
>eyes following with agonizing focus every droplet that rolls down the brown body, she shrinks back in Shelly's shadow, promptly overwhelmed
I, ah, ehm-
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I...suppose I could...visit just once...?
>said fluffy ass plops back in the water
>all this copypasta
why did we shun LD again? like, he was fine earlier and hell, I'd say he was even pretty happy about bringing in a new character and then this faggot has to go and trigger him again
come on people
>>4193827
(Yep, I had a lot of fun, especially those last few posts that really tickled my fancy! Thanks for playing and hopefully I'll see you next time you bring out gooze!)
>>4193768
>He bit down hard on his lower lip, but didn't flinch as she pressed her heel into his knee, staring her down to prove he wasn't just a "little boy hiding from the dark". It wasn't a fight so much as a testing of waters, seeing how much he could poke fun at her.
A shame, the bugs, boys and vermin are missing out. Who wouldn't want to be tortured and financially dominated by a British witch?
>>4193863
>cheeseburger slider
(God damn you, I hate not being able to eat fast food.)
>>4193353
I just wanted to roleplay a cute date where the female is virgin and is shy to ask about things like sex.
>>4193462
B-but it's really hard for me to follow the thread.
>>4193866
If this is how he acts when someone does something he doesn't like that says more about him than it does the person who set him off.
>>4193855
Yeah but is he comfy and nice OOC? Help settle a debate the thread had earlier.
>>4193855
I'll wait until it's less spicy here <3
>>4193863
Can I just say you have lovely breasts?
I'm gonna say it. You have lovely breasts.
>>4193762
>Staring right back at her, they seemed pretty evenly matched for the moment. Already breathing a bit heavily from the exertion of the sparring, the combination of that and the heat of the desert was making him sweat a bit.
>Still, he gripped tight on his sword, his red eyes watching, leering at her somewhat.
Not ready to give up... I assume.
>>4193863
Hello.
>>4193863
if you listen to >DUBSTEP< you need to >GET< the fuck >OUT< of this subreddit buddy ! REAL electroni music only here none of this skirllex edm crap i only listen toobscure early 90s acid techno what the point of listening to well produced modern edm when u can listen to bland outdated techno
breakcore is the only real electornic music genre there is everything else is poser pussy shit real talk i play my 6 month old son venetian snares every night when i put him to sleep he'll grow up to be a REAL man ill tell ya
Guess I'll start at a calmer time all things considered.
>>4193866
The boy is responsible for his own reactions, don't shirk him of his own culpability.
>>4193831
L-Look who is talking! The one moaning like a bitch in heat~
I have eaten twinkies with less filling than you~!
>Amused and aroused, Hotaru continued her assault on Galko's breasts, her fingers now teasing her nipples
Moan for me~!!
>>4193890
Why are we fucking setting him off in the first place then? this shit isn't funny, I'm trying to jack off and this is just killing my mood here
>>4193884
D'aww, it's okay Parsee. You just do you.
>Gives her some good, loving head pats and planted a small kiss on her cheek.
If this cringey guy showed up at my door with my pizza, I would grab my katana from beside my door (I keep it there to deal with potential intruders) unsheathe the katana in less than 0.4 seconds (my record is 0.2) and make a surgical incision across the cringey guys neck severing his main artery and causing him to bleed out.
Using the katana is actually a restraint mechanism for me. If I were to engage in combat with my bear hands, my enemy would not be identifiable to the authorities. The head would be completely destroyed. The authorities would require DNA sampling to identify my victim.
>>4193768
(That is a pretty spicy sounding name... like an exotic pepper or seasoning. Alright, I'll hold you to that. When you're not literally dead, sometime. Have fun - it's good to see you around though, mama.)
>>4193796
(I've been working on you to get going for weeks, I ain't wasting this change fuckboy.)
>The jiggly woman was just one big ball of thick jello with how he ravished her, fucking her hard, quick.Her little pouch of a belly pushed to his own stomach, her squelchy pussy accepting his every inward thrust. Suddenly her weight was even heavier on him - her legs had left the ground entirely, her thick thighs wrapping around his hips, ankles interlocking at his back, her back flush against the wall.
Cum cum cum cum pleaaaaase!
>She howled in to his ear, leaning her face down against the top of his head as he pressed his face in to her by now sweating, jostling breasts, her pussy tightening and squelching as she came again, squirting her release on to the ground which made her let out another howl of pleasure.
Nnnnn...!
>>4193919
>Not brutally beating your bulbous boner to LD's tears
>>4193871
((Thanks a bunch! Hopefully next time is soon, when the thread isn't filled with bullcrap and memery.))
>>4193919
Ask Muffet. My point is that he's just as capable of not sperging out like this as the other avas/anons are capable of not baiting him into it.
>>4193933
This shit isn't funny, it's annoying, he's killing the thread just because you faggots pissed him off again
please stop it just let him fucking RP come on
>>4193824
>Her orgasm had finally began building. She knew anon was going to empty inside her again so she just kept her hips moving, making a wet slap every time she hilted.
>>4193900
(Nice dubs.)
>She grimiced as her pain started to take over again. She smiled as she panted. Exhaustion was beginning to set in. Her grip remained tight on her twin swords.
Not likely... Yourself?
>>4193858
this
>>4193912
Mmmnahn~!
>Unable to contain herself, Galko finally let loose a whorish moan, squirming as the candy connoisseur teased her sensitive nipples.
Nnngh kiss me you slut!
>Hands breaking away from Hotaru's chest, Galko wrapped them around the back of her molester's neck, pulling her in for a deep kiss.
there's thing disease,parasite,abomination,etc. I am talking about feminism, why is this a thing just these things called feminists are typing shit that I have to read 5 times before I can understand. Just how stupid are you like damn I saw a YouTube video about a feminist that looks like a truck. She in the video hits a weight scale with a hammer, saying "i finally take back my life" how do you "take back my life" if you hit a fucking weight scale with a hammer. You just could've not go on it or sell it you dumb fuck. The other example is Buzz Feed they post dumb videos of them saying stuff that made me fall asleep in shame. Just how stupid can you creatures get. Get over it you guys have more triggers than a gun just shut-up everyone's getting annoyed with you things. vote up if you agree this needs to be eradicated off the face of the planet.
>>4193950
No. He went too far and deserves to be punished. We can't just let him say sorry and get away with it scot free.
>>4193950
You don't get rid of a problem by tolerating it anon
>>4193946
hi.
>>4193903
>acid techno
I googled this because of this shitpost and I'm glad I know what this type of music is called now.
>>4193863
(cheeseburger sliders sound delish right about now)
Well why wait? If you wanna get those chubby buns tight and toasted like mine, we better start soon~
>As she speaks, she turns around, proudly showing off her dark blue bikini bottom riding high up her ass, so tight and toned it looks carved out of stone
Here, follow me~
>Before you can say a word, she dives into the water and begins to swim, effortlessly gliding through the water, kickflipping off the other side of the pool and making her way back to you within seconds
>She sticks her head back out of the water, and after catching her breath, says
See? Just like that. 50 laps a day, to warm up~
Did you know that Takeda Shingen, the Lord of the Kai and Shinano Regions in Japan, had a shortage of salt during his reign? However, his greatest rival and nemesis, Uesugi Kenshin, brought him several carts of salt in order to aid his rival because he once said "I, Uesugi Kenshin, wage war with the blade and not the sword."
However, if he had know how salty LD would be, then he would have sent him to his rival.
>>4193968
Awwww yeah...
>>4193877
>All's fair in love and war. Although this isn't so much war as dancing around the bullets of a thousand machine guns. She grins wider, and for a faint second you see the spark of purple in her eye again. But thankfully no more magic assails you, or spiked heels. She leans further forward, and her perfume (or maybe shampoo?) rolls over your senses. She smells like flowers you've likely never smelled, with names like nightshade and mandrake. Her eyes arrest you, and her voice coils like a serpent around your ears. The waiter's coming, some dog-headed beast of no name here where the worlds collide, but all you can see is her.
Who indeed. If torture is what you're after, I know many things that do it much better than I do. But, well, financial domination...
>She flashed you a pearly white grin. A spark of power ran through the air like an electric arc and rolled lazily across your skin.
You have an impressively fat wallet, I'll give you that. It takes a bold man to carry cash.
>>4193894
(OOC, Jiro is one of the kindest, gentlest, most loving people I know.)
>>4193932
(Thank you, dear. Poke me sometime. Nui has an idea for you~)
>>4193978
Then what? you want MORE shitposting? that's all he does when you guys shit on him, cut the fucker a break for once and he's actually contribute instead of.. this shit
>>4194026
Ragyo? I mean Yuugi?
>>4193964
A-Ahh!
>Anon once more reached his orgasm, emptying the remaining seed he has stored in his ball inside Nabooru's pussy
W-What a wonderful cunt... A-Ahhh!!
>>4193920
>She moves her scarf up to hide her blushing face and nuzzled into the pat.
T-thank you.
>>4194008
Nobu is cute.
>>4194026
is it time for that Three some?
>>4193863
Someone... like me? I think you've got the wrong guy...
>Though she was short, she most definitely wasn't weak, especially not when she put her entire weight onto him, and he wobbled along with her as he desperately tried to still the both of them and keep them from falling over.
H-Hey, are you okay?
>Before he could comment on the strange fact that she was catching a whiff of him, a little self conscious of his scent, he toppled over in that moment of weakness, breaking the fall for the stoic girl with his back. He groaned as he laid there, eyes shut tight and completely oblivious to the compromising position they found themselves in.
Ouch... People just call me Anon, so I guess you can too. It's... er, nice to meet you, I guess.
After pouring a decent (though small to some) amount of time into Counter Strike: Global Offensive, I decided to give my personal thoughts on the game. Sadly my thoughts are this: Counter Strike is one of the worst and laziest FPS I have ever played. Before I dive into the bad I will note the one redeeming value of the game, and that is that teamwork is required to win each match, which is great. However, this hardly begins to counter balance all the other glaring problems the game has. For starters ( Ill start off with the biggest one first) hit detection is by far the worst I have ever seen in any game aside from perhaps COD Ghosts. Honestly, half the time someone dies it's because of some freak accident. Personally I believe I have killed more people from generally blasting away randomly than by actually aiming at them. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that's not skill. If I can crouch there and aim my gun at them, fire, have all but 2 shots miss while the enemy is running around then somehow sprays a random bullet in for a headshot, that is not skill, it is luck, and I see far too much of that in this game. Another issue is weapon balance, and by that I mean the AWP. This gun, along with the other snipers, are teh only guns that actually shoot where you aim them, which puts all the non snipers at a huge disavantage cause the AWP only needs one shot to kill someone. I'm sure you all have heard that complaint before so I'll spare you the words, basically it's overpowered and teh devs wont fix it worth crap. Another issue I have with the game is the laziness of it. So far there have been like 3 major Counter Strike releases, all of them basically the same since the beginning, even to the point of having the exact same maps just "redone". This is where i get dumbfounded when the community bashes other games for "being the same thing over and over" when Counter Strike does the same thing.
>>4194043
(Yeeeeees, Parsee?)
>>4193964
>Shaking his head no, he brought the sword down once more, directed straight vertically. Probably easy enough to dodge most of.
Not until I... Can hold my weapon any longer.
(thanks. Hope I'm not dragging it out too long)
>>4194027
You act like he deserves a break.
Eventually he'll either give up or kill himself anyway.
You act as if he'll stop if we stop today
He'll just do this tomorrow
>>4194061
> all he does is make inflammatory remarks
You mean typefuck anyone who needs it and actually helps people, while you fuckers treat him like shit constantly for his past mistakes
no wonder he freaks out
>>4193968
Hmmhm~!!
>Hotaru was kissed and instead of struggling she happily welcomed the lewd gesture with one of her own! Her tongue dancing with Galko's
Ahhh~! I knew you wouldn't resist, you cheap woman!
>>4194065
(Noooo, anon. I have maybe an hour.)
>>4194114
Hi Paul.
>>4193988
Hi honey.
>>4193880
(They're actually homemade)
(Every bit as bad as fast food, though~)
(Also hi Bayo, I haven't gotten the chance to talk to you yet)
>>4193897
...that.
...is.
...inappropriate.
>flustered Admin noises
Th-thank you.
>>4193902
Greetings. May I interest you in a position with Team Magma? The benefits...really are...astounding~
>>4193998
(They're amazing, I would advise putting one in your face ASAP)
>breath taken away by the gorgeous display, it takes Courtney a moment to recover
...y-yes. I will. Ally with you, to get in sh-shape. The regimen begins now...!
>Courtney kicks herself off from the alcove, swimming as fast as she can to the other side of the pool
>she looks tuckered out by the time she's halfway back, but chuffs along anyway, making it back with a ragged huff
NnGUH. I have. Done one lap.
>droops a bit
Fourty nine more to go...
>>4194066
>she dangles in his arms, voice dropping to a more meek octave
It is indeed a pleasure. Can I offer you anything to further sway your decision? We can't have someone like you being swooped up by Team Aqua. That...would be...unacceptable.
>oblivious to her proximity, she continues to push
Well I've done it /mu/. You've broken me. I just spent the last hour listening to a wannabe eminem recite some middle-school poetry in an annoying nasally voice along to some overly processed synth shit and sample-replaced/quantized drums WITHOUT any explanation. Do you understand /mu/? That means I've lost. That means that ignorance and meme spamming and shitposting nonsense has finally lead me down the oily path straight into the oven. You've set me ablaze /mu/. I'm on fire.
Wow. Just wow. Never in my life have I heard anything so fucking useless to the whole of music in my entire life. A couple middle-class white boys discover rap music and it's headline news? What a waste of fucking time. What a waste of spam. What a waste of energy.
Are any of you proud of this faggotry? Are any of you better off for it? Do you really deem this music as worthy of any sort of acclaim? Are you all really 16?
What happened /mu/? What happened to all the things you stood for? Why am I raging in a shit thread asking for ONE SIMPLE FUCKING ANSWER and off all idiot spamming, posting-without-reading-the-thread anons and unfunny, unintelligent, nonsensical, waste of space and burden on society trips not ONE of you idiots could meet a demand? Not one can explain your actions?
Is /mu/ just a farm of chickens looking up to the sky with their mouths open drowning in filthy rainwater piss because everyone else is doing it?
>>4194059
But it you stay here now I'm going to keep loving on you.
>He snickered as she covered her face before pulling her close and planting another kiss but this time on her forehead.
>>4194117
>Throws Hotaru into a taffy puller
>>4194026
>It seemed she had worked some kind of charm on him. Her smell was intoxicating, and his eyes lost focus in hers as everything stopped mattering. He knew he should be worried about the abomination serving them, but all he could manage was a dopey smile, barely able to focus enought o comprehend her words
No torture, please...
>He shuddered as the spark ran through him, sending jolts of electricity up his spine, waking him up from his trance as his thoughts cane crashing back in a wave of snarky comments.
I wouldn't fear getting mugged if I was around you, though you seem to be the one robbing me
>>4194114
You're either LD, or someone who's willfully ignorant of what he's done.
>>4194133
Benefits?
Tell me about them.
>>4194114
>Mistakes
That childhood leak was as malicious as they come. Fuck him.
>>4194026
(Nice to see you actually getting some RP in again, raggy daggy.)
>>4194117
>Galko broke the kiss for a moment, a mischievous tone entering her voice.
Who're you calling cheap Miss Five-cent-candy-cunt?
>With that, she was back into it, sucking and biting lightly on Hotaru's tongue as she tasted it with her own, moaning into the slut's mouth.
>>4194173
MANGO?
>>4194133
You're welcome.
>>4194075
(W-when will we ever finish that date?)
>>4193932
>He could only feel happiness as she was lifted off the ground and wrapped herself around him, and was willing to play into her hand as she moved against him. The howling only sought to bring him closer to the until she began to tighten around his already screaming erection. He slammed into her body as quickly as he could muster, using her weight against him to throw himself deeper inside.
Hmmnn..!
>He slowly groaned out, muffled by her heaving chest as he slammed down one final time. He pressed against the entrance of her womb lightly as he began to spurt, forcefully with all the pressure he'd been holding back, directly into it. rope after rope of warm, sticky white goodness coating her insides as he sputtered inside her body until he started to slide the both of them slowly down the wall in light exhaustion and panting.
>>4194175
What has he done that's so bad? fucking jerk people off and try his damn hardest to be reasonable and everyone just goes out of their way to spite him
I honestly feel bad for the kid, you know he's fucking alone all the time since DMG doesn't talk to him anymore
>>4194185
DMG confirmed they weren't a victim, just part of a case.
>>4194114
>this just in
>posting personal pms about abuse is so last week
>in fact its literally last week
>LD is practically a new person since then
Also hi Paul
>>4194133
(I totally would, but I just had a bowl of Ben&Jerry's so I'm content for the moment~)
That took....
>She checks the waterproof stopwatch on her wrist
just under five minutes...so...not as bad as it could be~
>She swims over beside the girl, treading water like it ain't no thang
Here, try again, and I'll follow you along. You have to get a good technique down if you expect to make any progress...
>She removes her goggles and carefully straps them on Courtney's face
These should help too~
>>4194118
(fuck)
>>4194238
Who are you
do you have a discord
>>4194213
That there are people that can think this is absurd
He cannot go 3 days without shitting up the threads.
Even scum like me had the dignity to disappear for a week or a month.
>>4194188
Excuse me but my cheapest candy is actually 10 cent! So I'm worth double than that!
>Hotaru responded with a grin before eagerly licking Galko's own tongue and lips, her arms wrapped around the other girl's form.
Hmph... I bet you're still pretty lose, you slut~
>>4194208
I can't fap to that.
>>4194185
>childhood leak
What?
>>4194208
That makes it okay,
you know as long as someone actually gets their facts wrong when trying to tell others about your victim stories to hurt you
its cool
All is forgiven
>>4194254
>readys his camera
>>4194248
Yes...but I promised myself I wouldn't get caught up in all this discord drama bullshit. Why? Like my stuff?
>>4194274
You don't need to be in a server to PM people, that's what the PMs are for
>>4194133
(Hiya, person who I don't know how to identify. Ragyo Kiryuin and all the others at your service. Enjoying your sinful food~?)
>>4194163
>The Taheen stops, rigid, and suddenly spins around and away from the pair. Cereza smiles wider, her teeth glittering like daggers. She ran a finger across your jaw, slowly sliding her hand to your chin, brushing underneath your lower lip with her gloved thumb. She cocked her head, and her long triangular earrings glittered with blue fire. Her long leg slipped sideways, and a strange sound like oiled metal clicking back filled your ears. She's uncocked the hammer on her pistols, and her heel is gliding slowly across your thigh.
Robbing you of what, sweet boy? Your senses? Your wits? I don't really need your cash, it's just cute to see what kind of presents pretty boys like you want to give me...
>>4194188
(Someday you will have your healer, I swear it. I just want to honor my commitment to dateanon up there~)
>>4194202
(Eventually, Parsee. Eventually.)
>>4194133
A... pleasure, yeah..
>As he strains under her small frame, trying to wriggle out from beneath her, the answer to her question pokes at her from below, a firm and noticeable poke. There was no denying what he wanted.
Um, you know, I might have to think about it some more before I make a concrete decision, don't you think?
>>4194249
And yet you've returned to practice your shitcraft once again, Nue.
>>4194208
Which culminated in him slitting his wrists? Yeah, nothing deeply scarring happened I'm sure.
>>4193919
>why are we setting him off
Consider this a spanking, from him to me.
If a child is allotted too much lenience and restrictions are suddenly imposed on him, he will lash out, whether the restrictions are fair or not. To correct this, the parent must punish, and must stand tall with their punishment, ignoring the cries of protest from the screaming child. They must ignore the cries, no matter how hurtful or apparently wounded or angry they sound, and endure. And if the child refuses to cease? A crack across the ass will suffice, sending them into utter silence as a small act of physical pain sends them into crushing emotional pain. This will teach the child to learn. The child will learn that the world does not revolve around them. The child will learn that having tantrums does not achieve the desired outcome, and that they will behave to make the best of their situation.
Not get the fuck out of my way, you enabling faggot, and let me spank the sociopath.
>>4194254
Ha! I'll have you know the that the lowest I've ever fucked for was a gumball, which are priced at 25 cents! So you're 2.5 times looser than I am, slut!
>Tenuous math and logic aside, Galko relished in kissing the other girl, their tongues wrestling as hot breath intermingling. Galko's hands slowly moved down Hotaru's back, before getting a good feel for her plump ass.
Mmmnph, how many guys have filled this cream puff with their filling I wonder?
>>4194055
>She let a moan out as anon filled her for a second time. She made sure he was empty before she pulled off. The seed slowly flowed out of her pussy and dripped on the floor.
Ah... that was good. Shame I didn't get to orgasm. Oh well. There's always tomorrow.
>She redressed herself, trying to keep whatever seed she could inside her. She then began to walk out.
You better some rest anon. You have a long day ahead tomorrow.
>She winked and left the building.
>>4194090
>She jumped to the side and slashed at the other strap of the leather armour.. only it wasnt far enough to escape unscathed. The sword rended down her clothing and ripped them completely. She was unharmed. But now she was topless.
Damn it.. that was my favourate piece of clothing too.
>She didn't cover herself up. She couldn't let her guard down.
>>4194287
I've said sorry so many times, I've made amends with who I can.
I've even tried to set LD straight but it really just messed me up for a few days with dread of falling back into that garbage.
I just have to accept that some people hate me at this point and there is no fixing that and try my best not to let the people with the grace to treat me with dignity down.
>>4194305
What the fuck does any of that shit mean? you can't do that shit online, you'll just piss him off more you fucking dolt
>>4194026
(I don't doubt she does, the scamp. I'll be in touch of course. <3)
>>4194205
>When he finally came, she screamed in ecstacy as soon as she felt those first few ropes squirt deep inside of her, filling her with the warmth she'd been seeking for weeks. Her legs tightened around him like a vice - and it would have been painful if she wasn't so big and soft, like a big pillow smothering him eve though her pussy was definitely like a vice in this situation.
>It milked him harshly, squeezing and squelching. She came again, feeling his release, even more of her fluids spattering to the floor as he finished off inside her. Her mouth hung loose and her tongue stuck out, her eyes rolled back for a moment, so lost in the pleasure she felt having his seed inside of her.
>She was snapped from her reverie when their bodies slumped to the ground, the two left a panting, sweaty mess, juices oozing from her thoroughly plowed cunt.
Ngh... gah... hah... wh...
>She panted for breath, unable to find words, looking dazed.
>>4194145
W-what if I enjoy the love that you're giving me.
>She says, placing her hands over her face in order to cover her face in order to hide herself from the male.
>>4194281
(Well, do you have any other places that you erp. I just like to have a contingency plan that I can fall back on.)
>>4194326
W-Wait, what!?
I... A-Ahhh....
>He struggled a bit and sighed in defeat, hanging his head down.
I-I guess it was worth it?
>>4194349
(Just Steam, really. I don't do discord and e-mails are so fucking slow.)
>>4194321
Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?
>Hotaru laughed maniacally before that cackle transformed into a sensual moan thanks to the massage on her rear
T-Tch... Whatever number that was I bet it was less than yours, Miss Hotdog in a Hallway~
>>4194370
I can send you my steam through email if you would like it. )
>>4194326
>As was he now, the last barrier fallen between her blade and the lightly furred, muscular chest of the knight. Reaching down, he tore off the useless bit of leather, along with the helmet and his gauntlets, revealing pointed ears and clawed hands.
There. Now we're both similarly undressed.
>Rushing forward once more, he aimed a tackle at her, to try and knock her off balance or onto the floor.
>>4194391
>Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO!
It was enough to fuck your mother last night.
>>4194423
ZEP ZEP THROWING IT THE FUCK DOWN
>>4194281
>He seized up as her heel grazed aginst his thigh, scared by the look in her eyes. He was rather relieved at her guns being safe now, though he fretted that they weren't beforehand. Her long, hair clothed leg was resting on his own leg, and he took the opportunity to run his hand along her calf, feeling of her soft leg through the texture of the hair
You're robbing me of all those plus my dignity.
>>4194179
Benefits like access to VIP seats during the world's reform. Access to our very stylish wardrobe~ And most importantly, a chance to fight alongside the true freedom fighters of this day and age.
What do you think?
>>4194199
>Pokes her fingers together
You're very polite...
>>4194238
(Good on you, stick with that ice cream)
(I'd probably be weak and have both)
Y-yes...! I have reached the rank of: not terrible!
>chuffed with her tiny accomplishment, she 'eeps' as Shelly approaches
A good technique? What are the variables for a 'good technique'-
>the goggles cover her eyes, and it seems as if a whole new world has been opened to her
>she dips her head underwater, marveling at the unobstructed pool floor
...!
>right, swimming
>she takes off swimming again, this time a bit faster
>>4194281
(Muffetanon. I'd love to get a session with Ragyo someday by the way, you do her really well)
(Why yes I am, thank you for asking)
>>4194282
...
>she starts to perspiration immediately, face turning red
Ehm. Uhm. Ah.
...think all you like. I can wait.
>>4194349
Then I'll keep assaulting you with my affection!
>He placed his hands on her shoulders and kissed her hands since she wouldn't show her cute, blushing cheeks. His hands soon traveled up from her shoulders, sliding up her neck, running through her hair, and finally ran his fingers along her ears, all the way to the tips.
>>4194333
>you'll just piss him off more
I
don't
fucking
care.
He should be angry. I hope he is, knowing he can do nothing about my superiority. I hope it makes his anus blister with fury. And I hope that he takes his anger and vents it elsewhere.
>>4194447
Oh, why thank you.
Have a pleasant evening, miss.
>>4194464
Can I be your friend you meme loving fuck?
~DMG
>>4194447
(I want Courtney now...)
>>4194474
Except he wont, he'll just shit up another thread every time
it's not funny, stop it
>>4194281
Someday~
>>4194391
Hmph, at least I'm not moaning like a slut over a massage, Pixy Dix! Now let me get a good look at those milk duds!
>Removing her hands from Hotaru's rear, Galko moved to remove her mud-soaked top, practically ripped open her dress shirt, exposing her huge jugs. The slutty gyaru then started to massage her bare breasts with her dirty hands, leaving slight mud stains as she kneaded.
>>4194447
I like the sound of this. Especially when working alongside a very cute girl.
>>4194486
You're already my friend though.
I'll give you three guesses to figure out who I am!
>>4194512
thats a great picture
>>4194512
>at this point I start panting heavily
>>4194280
FookinBullshite#9023
>>4194447
(That how you got so chub?~)
>She's easily able to bob alongside her, mentally taking notes as the girl approaches the wall
>When she flips around and starts swimming back, she reaches over and starts to adjust her form, pressing down on the Magma logo on her butt, and turning her feet more inward
>Immediately she can see the results, as her speed increases pretty dramatically
>Even so, by the time she ends up back at the shallow end of the pool, Courtney rises out of the water, only to find Shelly already there, lounging on the steps
Not bad, hun...
>>4194488
Do you want Courtney or do you want to just jerk off to pictures of her while reading some shitty OOC tsundere anime trope shit?
Because I can do the first one for you, if you're satisfied by the second option though, get the fuck out of my sight
>>4194514
I'm pretty sure you're not Papa Bones... And I know Peach doesn't thread any more... That's all of my Jojo friends.. I give up
>>4194526
added you
>>4194512
Kyaaaah!
>With her breasts bare for Galko, Hotaru was unable to contain a laugh, biting her lower lip as she presented her jugs
Jealous, darling~?
>>4194347
(You have no idea how much I was hoping that was one of the last images.)
>He looked back out of the mass of titflesh he had trapped himself in similarly as he slowly fought for air from between them. He rose up from her chest with glossy eyes and came thudding down, thwacking his head against the wall next to hers in exhaustion. He smiled with warmth, feeling the bruise already start to bump out on his forehead with followed with a half-hearted laugh, covered in exhaustion. He sounded like a madman as he tried to move everything, anything at this point.
>The flopping appendages slowly regained strength and feeling and he wrapped them around her in a light hug, unable to move off her body. As they draped around her with twitches and pangs of muscle activity, trying to spur him to life, he continued to giddily giggle in her ear. The grinding gear of his mind slowly fought with his mouth and his common sense as he struggled to breath
Th-thats how you ice....Tha-that how you fill...Cream...Fuck it...you know what I mean...damn you're sexy...
>>4194527
I want the one that's not LD
>>4194398
(Sure, send it to [email protected] .)
>>4194442
Well, you know what they say about robbery and rape...
>Her thumb slowly traced a long, slow circle around your mouth, and her eyes held you locked like a twin hypnotist's charms. She's not even using her magic. Like a rabbit paralyzed by a fox's eyes, you're just stuck. It's not impossible to fight, but with those smooth, shapely legs in your hands, and her heel slowly pressing up against your crotch, and your zipper suddenly rolling lazily down, down, down.
You can't do it to the willing~.
>>4194447
(Oh? Forgive me if I don't remember, I'm not that great with keeping all the people straight around here. Thank you for the compliment! When I have more time the Rainbow is going to come back out. I wouldn't mind seeing what you have to play opposite her, too~)
>>4194527
The second one described yours to a tee. Just thought you should know that.
>>4194578
Then go
>>4194580
You have me mistaken for the other one then, I'm LD
>>4194534
>Implying Bruno was a supporting character
>Implying he wasn't the main character
>Not having Killer Queen as your favorite part 4 stand
However, you have excellent taste aside from that.
I wish Metallica had more screen time.
also FF is the best girl
>>4194591
well then where IS the other Courtney?...
>>4194591
No. There was no mistake made.
>>4194566
Ha! Please, these disgusting udders are nothing compared to mine!
>With that, Galko lifted her sweater over her head, and unbuttoned her dress shirt, allowing her own tits to flop out into the air. Managing to sit up, she smooshed her tits against Hotaru's, moaning as she did so.
Ahn... See? Mine are way bigger~!
>Galko shot the girl a smug look, before embracing her and planting small kisses up her neck, sucking on it lightly.
Mmm, sweet like candy, I'd expect nothing less!
>>4194617
Shitty one is right here >>4194447
And if you think that's in character, please give me a pic of your OR cart because you haven't fucking played that game then
>>4194619
We get it you're shitposting
go home because you're fucking wrong
>>4194447
>His mind instantly floods itself with lewd thoughts, made evident by the prominent poking and the flush on his face.
I... I mean...
>He nearly gasps from breath, the intensity of the situation depriving him of any and his rising urges becoming more and more urgent.
I have been a little... pent up... but it's not my place to ask... something so...
>Quickly covering his reddening face, he shifts his entire head away from her in embarrassment, biting at his bottom lip aggressively and shifting under her uncontrollably
We've just met... To a-ask that of you...
>>4194598
Bruno as a support is a meme
He was main character
KQ is my second favorite. Bako no Rythm just does it better. And Bite the dust was underused
And Highway star made CD my fav by far
>>4194363
(That was fun. Thanks for playing along anon.)
>>4194416
>She nodded before she was tackled to the floor. She was in no state to fight back. Her pain was just to much. She was exhausted. Whatever the king had done with these creatures was incredible.
Ngh.. damn it... I suppose you have earned my respect... I apologise for the way I treated you... I just felt like our king didn't trust in us...
>>4194526
(Real talk, if it weren't such a bullshit night right now I'd love to actually have a session with your Shelly sometime in the future.)
>>4194649
I need someone to talk to that actually fucking understands me
unblock me please
I'm having a fucking breakdown here
I literally just punched my fucking keyboard
>>4194676
>I literally just punched my fucking keyboard
Small time. Jiro punched his fan. And broke it.
>>4194676
Keep going, I hope you break it.
>>4194628
W-Well, of course! My sugar intake is high because I'm great and awesome and I burn calories really, really fast and... A-Ahh~!
>Hotaru's hand reached from for the back of Galko's head, caressing her hair as she feasted on neck
Tch... As expected of a loose slut~
>>4194451
>She places her hands on the anon's chest as they began to touch her ear. She then let out a loud yelp when she felt her ears rubbed.
S-stop it.
>Her cheeks quickly turn pure red as her moans slowly became more apparent.
>>4194676
This stick baby can't even break a keyboard and Jiro broke his fan in sorrow.
Step it up ya fucking baby
>>4194707
>recording
This is gold...
(I gotta go, anon. Early call, AGAIN. I'm very sorry. Still, I had fun!)
>>4194579
>A deer caught in headlights, he was unable to resist in the slightest as she brought her heel to his crotch witu his chin in her hand, soft as that of a noblewoman against his face. He wasn't sure whether she had bewitched him or if he was just infatuated as he grew stiff against her heel, slowly moving his hand along her calf to her thigh,
I'll be your willing victim, if you want.
>>4194718
Well I'm not fucking trying to break it I fucking use it you know
>>4194662
>Leaning over her, his face was rather close to hers, his strong hands pinning her arms down.
Hmh... You are a good fighter as well, I have to admit... But the dark magic the King posesses more than makes up for it.
>Moving one of his hands, the claws lightly graze against her exposed side.
Of course... I am still, unfortunately, mortal.
>>4194675
(It's perfectly alright, feel free to hop in!)
>>4194720
Is there a name or phrase for bumpy nipples like that? Love that shit
>>4194720
(It's always just before I post, isn't it? Such is life, it's no problem as long as we can pick it up again. I had fun too.)
>>4194579
It says the mail wasn't recognized.
>>4194751
Sounds like it wasn't meant to be. Stop being so thirsty, Parsee. Stop being Mecha.
>>4194496
(you're nearing your limit)
(long live the superior Magma Admin)
>>4194488
>>4194578
(you're so sweet Anon)
(I'm here any time)
>>4194475
I hope you have a pleasant evening as well, sir.
>humbled by he gentleman
>she gives a tiny smile after him
>>4194513
...wh-what. What cute girl. Those are not in the job description.
>swirly-eyed embarrassment
>>4194526
(y-you caught me)
(by the way your Shelly is fuckn spot on)
>flopping out of the water, she looks up to her new instructor, flashing an exhausted thumbs up
Th...thank you, Shelly!
>hey, she's looking a little trimmer alre-no she's not
>dragging herself up using Shelly's legs, she breathes haggardly, still a bit light headed from exertion
>>4194579
(it's okay, we haven't talked before anyhow)
(I'll find the fitting loli for it :3)
>>4194642
...if it means the advancement of Team Magma.
>she hides underneath her horned hood, thoroughly humiliated
>one glance of the bulge in his pants sends blood rushing to her head, eyes spinning in their sockets
UuuUUUuuu...
>her fingers begin to toy with his zipper, trying to free the beast within the clothed prison
>>4194714
>He gently pinched as he rubbed the tips of her sensitive ears between his thumb and index finger. He giggled at her cute reactions as a big, warm smile spread across his face.
Not unless you let me kiss your cute face.
>>4194772
>I give a warm smile back
>>4194662
[Same here~]
>>4194772
You, silly!
You're making me want to join team magma and bring land to all.
>>4194676
Why in the living fuck would DMG unblock you after everything you did to try and "ruin" him?
>>4194676
Too bad you didn't punch a brick wall and snap your arm in half.
>>4194805
DMG is pretty stupid, ya know.
>>4194737
>She grimiced as the claw grazed her.
Mortal or not... You're still formidable... had I not been injured enough, this fight would have probably gone on for hours more... Now... please.. let me go... I just want to sit against the wall and ache...
>>4194772
Alright, how are you going to start?
OK but really, check them.
>>4194765
Thirsty as he is he's rolled in quite a few pussies here. Ragyo and Jinx like him. Miku does. Even Parsee herself does.
>>4194772
What is so "superior" here?
You're literally just getting attention
you're literally just letting people feed your fucking ego because they don't give a shit about quality
you are not better than me, I already fucking proved my RP is a thousand times more refined and you still sit on your phony throne of fucking petty lies and betrayal
You're shit
You're fucking garbage floating on a sea of scum
And no, You haven't won, you haven't won shit, I'm still WAY better than you and I've proven it already, fucking (You)s are not a measurement of skill
>>4194707
And ngh, your cum intake is so high because you're a slutty whore!
>Galko moved downwards, kissing Hotaru's neck, then her collarbone, then starting to kiss her soft tits, fondling her ass as she did so.
I wonder how sweet your nipples taste, hmmm~?
>Galko teased, before taking one of Hotaru's pink nubs into her mouth, sucking and licking on it greedily.
>>4194765
Is me wanting to actually have a contingency plan me being thirsty? I am an extremely paranoid person.
>>4194844
You're adorable
>>4194841
And yet he'll still sadpost about how he feels alone.
>>4194840
Yuru?
>>4194772
(Thanks! Loving your Court too~)
>With Courtney's head sitting in her lap, she just reclines and soaks up the sun, gently stroking her new protege's purple hair
Not bad...just 48 more of those, some squats, some sit-ups, a bit of yoga, and fewer Lava Cookies, and you just might end up ripped like me~
>She looks down at the panting girl in her lap and gives a smile, much softer than before
Though I gotta say, the pale look actually fits you pretty nicely...I'm surrounded by tall-and-tan musclebros...maybe I need something a bit...softer~
>She reaches down and softly gropes your side, easily able to get a small handful of chub
>>4194862
A contingency plan for what? You just want to start something OOC in private like every other sadsack here.
>>4194870
>Mecha is trying to replace social interaction with ERP!
>Mecha has all this ERP but he still recognizes that he's socially alone!
Which one is it then? He actually ERPs around here, which is more than what you're doing for the thread. Has it occurred to you that he's well received by the avas because of that?
>>4194772
>Her sudden resolve was not one that he had been expecting, as he felt something press on the pestering bulge that had been building up in his trousers.
Y-You're that committed?!
>Turning his head back towards her, it's just in time to catch a glimpse of her flushed face, truly a sight to behold and one that made blood rush to his own "head", as she fiddled with the zipper. After a bit of fiddling, said beast erupts from his pants, the meaty thing springing out and slapping against her hand.
>>4194860
Look who's talking~!
>Hotaru closed her eyes, sighing in bliss upon feeling Galko's lips wrap around her flesh bud, her fingers twirling around the blonde's hair.
I bet you take more than one guy at once!
>>4194895
What if they ever decided to go to pm like Trixie, Miku, and others that I probably don't know? What am I suppose to do then?
>>4194676
Have you considered drinking a cool, tall glass of Clorox-brand Bleach?
>Sounds of a once well renowned TV ad star coming back from the grave reverberate throughout the thread
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT THAT I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST TO BRING YOU BACK WITH ME
AND IM HERE THE NEW PRODUCT GUARANTEED TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE, TWO, THREE CUPS OF BLEACH AND BAM! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.
ORDER NOW AND ILL THROW IN A COFIFN, ABSOLUTELY FREE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
DON'T BE A FAGGOT, JUST KILL YOURSELF AND GET IT OVER WITH
>>4194862
>I am an extremely paranoid person
Mah nigga
>>4194920
That wouldn't be a problem if you don't get attached, Parsee.
>>4194573
(<3)
>It took a lot for the thick young woman to not just fall asleep in exhaustion right there. She somehow stayed lucid - most likely due to his wriggling around and smacking his head into the wall like a buffoon. She leaned back in to the wall, her breasts wobbling and heaving, covered in sweat and his saliva. They smooshed in to his chest though as he brought her in to a weak hug.
J... hah, just take it easy for a sec, fucking cook... hah...
>She let out a heavy breath, the contraction of her tired muscles squirting out a little bit of his remnant seed around his cock still partly lodged inside of her, so overfilled she was.
A-at least you made up for waiting so damn long...
>>4194922
I'll go as soon as muffetfag does it first
>>4194825
>A sly grin slowly spread across his face.
And keep me from claiming the prize from my efforts? I think I'll just take that right now...
>Tossing the swords to the side with a clatter, his hand quickly found it's way up from her stomach to the swell of her chest, claws digging in only slightly. Seems he still had at least some canine inclinations.
>>4194961
kys bolin
>>4194741
>>4194882
(In that case, hell, I'll hop in. Sorry if I'm a little janky at starters though.)
'ey, you're the admin for those Aqua folks, right? I can see why folks would wanna sign up for your whole "flooding-the-world" cause with someone like you around.
>He snickered.
Y'all been making waves with that whole campaign, lately?
>>4194954
Which is it. Are you sad or smug?
Man, all this drama makes me hungry. Good thing we're 5 or 4 pictures away from the new thread.
>>4194844
>>4194676
Do you see this? This is why I've won. The fact alone that I've gotten under your skin. It ultimately doesn't matter whose Courtney is better (mine by the way, I use grammar, punctuation, and have found an appealing characterization for her), because so long as my presence has upset you, I've already beaten you. You're uneasy now, shaking from your little throne of broken ego shards beneath you, and now your world has come crashing around you because someone isn't bending to your will.
You are going to FEAR me, Paul.
I am going to be the shadow you turn to look for in the night. I am going to be the whisper in the wind, the one that chases you down the alley of self-righteousness you've constructed. I will be the niggle of doubt in your little glass world, getting bigger and bigger until it fucking SHATTERS around you. Because I can see, Paul, that this is all you have. And I'm going to take it from you. Thread by thread, post by post, it's all going to be mine! And there's nothing you can do about it. You. Have. NOTHING. On me. You have nothing to do with all your inept and inadequate rage, and your building mania, because I am simply above you. I am above you in any conceivable measurement, in morals, principles, likeability, and technical skill
All you have left to do is kill yourself, Paul. It's one cup of bleach away.
>>4194780
S-stop. I'll let you kiss me jut stop touching my ears.
>She tried her hardest to push the anon back but the more that he rubbed her ear the more she grew weaker. Her legs started to tremble, struggling to keep her up right.
>>4194945
I won't since I made that mistake in HG and that turned out horrible.
>>4194916
>Instead of giving a response, Galko simply suckles on Hotaru's breast, her tongue swirling around and flicking it softly, enjoying every taste of Hotaru's milk dud. Upon the completely accurate accusation, she chomped down lightly on the pink haired girl's nipple, looking up at her with a twinkle in her eye. Her hands snaked their way under Hotaru's dress and began to grope her underwear-clad ass, kneading and squeezing the plump flesh.
>>4194982
He's trying to act cool and edgy to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
The teenager life must be a tough one.
>>4194995
New pasta
>>4194982
Neither, I just want that literal subhuman piece of shit to die
>>4194995
TLDR
Just kill yourself already, make these threads a better place
>>4194995
Haha! He said niggle!
>>4194992
Who?
>>4194895
Why do you deluded assholes think any time someone wants to RP privately away from this shithole they want a relationship?
>>4194967
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE MADMAN
Muffetanon is the biggest cunt I've ever met. Love that guy great taste in waifus would bang
>>4194954
>BILLY MAYS GESTICULATES WILDLY AND PULLS OUT YET ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
CALL NOW AND ILL PERSONALLY COME DELIVER THE BLEACH TO YOU, WITH A CUP ENGRAVED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
ORDER NOW AND ILL EVEN THROW IN A DMG BLOWUP DOLL, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
>>4195034
What taste in waifus? it's literally LD's character
He's just a cunt
>>4195011
S-So, I was right, uh~?
>The girl shivered thanks to Galko's attetion, lifting her chest towards her mouth and moaning hotly!
I bet if we shared the same man, he'd prefer me~
>>4194960
>She bit her lip as his claws played with her breast. She sighed.
I was planning to fuck you later anyway. I just didnt want to be aching when it happened. But if you must. Then claim me.
>She was powerless to stop him at this point.
>Nabooru
>>4194947
(...getoutofmyheadcharles...You know, this is the second time I've seen you do this in a shitstorm)
Thanks...you know...sorry about the mess...
>He slowly dragged his covered cum and juice covered member out of her as he rolled over beside her, his forehead red and starting to bump already as he reached behind her head. He let out a yawn and pulled her head close to his chest before kissing the top of it. The slow breathing, and possibly the blood rush from the head wound, caused him to regain his usual composure and cheery smile.
Time for the best part then? The cuddling?
>He reached down and gently tapped at the tip of her nose.
