HG thread
Something important was the only thing to die.
>>4161057
The people that don't want to go there will take it as an excuse. Its how it works in this place.
>>4161052
Mhmm, anytime.
>>4161060
Chitoge!
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>>4161060
Of course I have a head on my head! I'm not a Headless Horseman, stupid hu-human!
>>4161062
Thank you for the healing, Hammer lady! Peri is ready to kill some mroe again!
>>4161066
So what even is it?
>>4161040
T-thank you...
>>4161051
I'm not lying!
>>4160990
I don't necessarily know about the whole reviving thing. I think that only works during the arena. If you just slice me up right now I don't think I'd come back alive...
>>4161004
Don't hate, these tentacles are styling.
>>4161016
If you say so, just know I'm not here to hurt people. More to obverse people.
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>>4161062
Wh-What are you doing? Holy magic's not supposed to touch this host body!
>>4161062
Free fireworks curtosy of a druid. Lovely.
>>4161067
Aiwawawa
>>4161071
Why do you make me take back my words so quickly?
>>4161047
>>4161074
Oh, this isn't even me being mean. It's me being me. I treat pretty much everyone with a degree of suspicion.
>>4161063 (Blacksmith)
Yes. They do. They look like that on purpose, so you let your guard down around them.
>>4161068 (Kaito)
It's still not particularly comfortable or roomy, you know.
>>4161060
And all I got from yours is that you lack manners. My titles are well deserved.
Back do you, are all children this obnoxiously rude nowadays? It's either that, or I've just been out of luck recently.
>>4161058
Peri knows~! Words are wasted on Azama, but a dagger to his soft underbelly is not~! Teeeheee!
Oooh! if Azama sees Ninjagirl again. Tell her Peri said hi!
>>4161063 (Blacksmith)
Take all the time you need, dude! As long as you think it's awesome, he'll love it, dude!
>>4161079
I never said you were.
>>4161076
A discord server for people to talk in.
Probably
>>4161062
This one does not waste any time. Going back on her deal with the lumberjack.
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>>4161084
I-I-It's not my fault! D-Don't blame me because you were born as a stupid human! Ufufufu! You should blame your creators!
>>4161085
Even after Peri was being to nice to grumpy lady?
...Does Peri need to cut the meanness out of you?
>>4161094
I know, but like what?
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>>4161097
That's right! You're not allowed to talk while I'm here!
>>4161097
Mmm Mm!
>>4161097
BUT PERI WANTED TO STAB AZAMA AND IZAYA SO BADLY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>4161097
Another gang?! Dude, this isn't good...
>>4161097
Jokes on you, I'm bloody terrible at it.
>>4161089
Yeah, a dagger does get more results! But even then, just as the rest, you will die. Possibly alone! And Kagero? I suppose I can!
>>4161097
I don't know what it is!
>literally ofh 2.0
>no one realizes this
>>4161085
Crackow! Like a shapeshifting monster?! That sounds crazy scary! Like a Chameleos times a million! They must be Elder Dragons.
>>4161090
>She tucks away the sword in her belt.
I'll make it super awesome, I promise. Count on me, sir! Kachoo!
>>4161097
Sure, sure, I'll be a knight!
>>4161091
You're thinking it
>>4161088
I'm not a child. I'm just a snobby rich girl. Thank you very much, Schizophrenia-kun.
>>4161098
I think it is your fault. You should seek help.
>>4161097
I was busy watching fireworks. Get off my back grandpa.
>>4161084
I can never find you when I go to sleep...
>>4161081
That sounds creepy man... You could just say you have fun people watching, a difference in wording makes it positive!
>>4161085
... A hermit crab that doesn't like it's shell should get another.
>>4161079
Any time dude. I'm happy to help. Just try to remember.not to sleep or lay on your belly, otherwise this shit is gonna get everywhere
>>4161123
Or I'm just teasing you for shits and giggles.
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>>4161109
Ufufufu! Now that you know your place, I'll remove the spell!
>She waves her arms around
There!
>>4161124
H-Help? What do you mean by that, human? D-Do you even understand your situation?
>>4161120
Circlekerk Inc. is ofh 2.0
Discord is ofh 3.0
>>4161097
Final four. I would read this over if I were you.
>>4161124
How poetic.
>>4161103
Probably the same thing they talked about in Kana's steam group
Or Shion's Steam group
Or Mion's Steam group
Or Circlekek
or Hgar
or ofh
or any other place to talk at
Things of little importance that will be blown out to major extremes
>>4161121
Thank you so much, dude! Prussia'll love what you did to it, I promise!
...Say, what IS a gem slot?
>>4161136
BLOODY FUCK--
>>4161141
I love you, mane.
>>4161099
You'd be more at risk of me approving even less. For all I know that could just be you trying to get on my good side so you can cut my throat even easier. Paranoid people tend to not be, you know, paranoid?
>>4161121
Most of them can't shapeshift. And dragons are exceedingly rare. Demons to vampires, fairies, flower youkai, oni, whatever. They all look more or less human.
>>4161126
I'm TRYING to rebuild.
>>4161128
I'll try not to! Should I pay you?
>>4161130
This is bad.
>>4161136
Haha! My eyes are always closed! Oh well!
>>4161136
That's cheating!
>>4161146
I was just joking around, man. Relax.
>>4161133
Hmph. Talking has nothing to do with my combat ability which is the more important part here.
>>4161136
What are those!?
>>4161141
fuck it
gib invite, what's the worst that could happen
>>4161146
In hugs. When you get better.
>>4161144
Prove me wrong then. You literally can't.
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>>4161133
I'm talking to a girl that thinks she's some higher power?
>>4161136
This is for not helping me yesterday Chisa.
>>4161125
Probably because im already asleep
>>4161119
Peri won't die aloooone~!
>She giggles, barely able to contain her excitement
Flirtypants Laslow took Peri out for lunch! He didn't even flirt with more than two other ladies and Peri didn't stab him or anyone else!
>>4161136
Three blondes of varying origin alongside an automaton.
>>4161164
But I wanna join
>>4161126
I said it how I chose to say it.
I observe humanity and that's what I said I do.
>>4161142
Puru puru. How can I describe a gem slot? Hm.. There're so many ways to describe it, sir. Alright, I'll try.
It's a slot.. For gems!
>>4161145
They sound like they match Elder Dragon criteria to me, sir! That's awesome, I'm sure Sophia would love to hear more about them!
They don't need to be dragons to be Elder Dragons. There's a unicorn that's an Elder Dragon!
>>4161166
Close, close, close! Grr! I'm so excited!
>>4161145
Now grumpy lady is asking for it! Peri might be a lover of killing, but she would never ever ever ever EVER betray someome's trust! That is what bad people do like the one that killed Peri's mommy!
....Grumpy lady needs to be honest. Does she think Peri is a bad person?
>>4161161
Go find the one I gave Hoshi. I'm not in the Discord group
>>4161163
/ofh/ excluded people
That place apparently doesn't
>>4161143
I'm fond of you too
>>4161165
I would watch out around charmers! I wouldn't be surprised if the man-whore wasn't sleeping around right now!
>>4161155
O-okay...
>>4161162
S-sure...
>buttdevestated niggers in discord trying to get me b&
>chuckle softly
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>>4161159
N-Nice bluff! Too bad I already saw through it! Without words you can't cast spells! S-So it was an obvious bluff, nice try.
>>4161164
Wh-What? Why'd you say that? I don't think something like that! I-I'm the falle- Ufufufu. I almost revealed my real name to you.
>>4161081
...Is that an offer you are making? Because Peri is tempted to accept!
>>4161145
Yeah yeah... But have you finished the other model yet?
>>4161172
Oh, so you don't observe me? I'm not human after all.
>>4161180
...Yeah, but what does it do? Is it there for fancy-schmancy effects and the such?
>>4161161
https://discord.gg/5RvJp .
>>4161166
Trump must have a thing for blondes.
>>4161170
You're always welcome
>>4161153
All is fair in love and war
>>4161189
Can you reveal to me your fake name then?
>>4161183
huh, apparently I'm already in it using a shitpost account VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
>>4161166
The statue the robot picked up turned out to be a curse. I is unknown who is left. But there will be a winner in the next slide.
>>4161189
I can't even cast spells normally. What do you take me for, a witch?
>>4161185
Peri doesn't mind Laslow flirting with other girls. He said that his heart belonged to me
...He got scared when Peri tried to cut it out, though.
>>4161180
Listen, girlie. OPEN. YOUR. MIND. They are NOT dragons. It's bigger than your weird, monster-bit-wearing world here.
>>4161181
All I know for certain is that you take way too much pleasure from butchering people.
>>4161195
...I haven't touched it.
>>4161206
No! I lost! Yay!
>>4161206
Oh my, that's a troublesome result.
>>4161206
Oh come on! I hate cliffhangers
>>4161218
We don't know if you lost yet.
>>4161186
How have things been with Mokou anyway?
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>>4161203
I'll reveal my real name if it's time! A-And it's the right time, right now! I'm the fobidden fruit, the fallen angel Yoha- *ACHOOOOOOOOO*
..........
>>4161203
The next time you abduct me... can I be on top?
>>4161212
...Let Peri ask something to grumpy lady! Does she like working on her metal box and showing off? Is she good at it?
Then how is she any different then Peri being good at killing, maining, butchering and stabbing?
>>4161210
That's a normal reaction. It would be best to keep him pinned with fear!
>>4161225
I haven't seen her in a while...
>>4161206
I suppose one would count this as suspenseful.
>>4161223
Then you would hate this.
>>4161229
Gesundheit, Fallen Angel Yoha.
>>4161230
W-what?
>>4161190
Cutting me in the arena? Look, if you can manage to hit me in the arena. I won't hold it against you. How does that sound?
>>4161195
Not really, the only thing that really interests me is humans.
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>>4161208
Of course you can't! It just proves y-you're nothing but a human! Ufufufu! Without spells your combat ability is level one! Y-You can't even fight that way!
>>4161231
For one? If I'm hurting anything with this thing, it's not humans.
>>4161196
Yep, yep, yep! But there're way too many to mention. Some of them make you less hungry when you hold the weapon, and some of them make you better at gathering.. There're just a whole bunch of them. It'd be easier to just tell me what you want, and I'll find a gem for you, sir.
>>4161212
I think you should open your mind, sir. I know they're not dragons, but from the sounds of things, they're super dangerous! No one's ever heard of them besides you, too! If they're really real, they'd be Elder Dragons! Isn't that exciting? Kuckoo!
>>4161223
I DIIIIIID! Muahaha!
>>4161237
OH COME ON
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>>4161241
N-N-No that's not my name! D-Don't call me Yoha!
>>4161232
But Peri doesn't like flirtypants being scared. Azama may not know, but he is the best dancer Peri ever saw! Not to mention his face is too pretty for Peri to stab~!
>>4161237
And that's an even worse turn of events! That means one of the skanks wins!
>>4161212
Oh, you were only interested in the tank one?
>>4161243
Oh, so you're pretty vanilla huh?
>>4161236
I've definitely seen her around, so she isn't too far gone. Don't worry, buddy. You'll see her soon.
>>4161252
This is not your world. Youkai are fairly well-known here for the sheer amount of people from where I'm from. So no. They aren't dragons of any kind.
>>4161261
Not exactly.
>>4161252
The one that makes the most flashy effects! Like fireworks and the stuff!
>>4161256
But you just said it was your name
>>4161260
Better than a bucket of bolts like you
>>4161261
... What do you mean by that?
>>4161243
Hmmmmhmmmmhmmmm
>She happily nods
Peri is okay with that! Thank you for being nice to her, Izaya!
>>4161251
Grumpy lady still didn't ask Peri's question. Is she afraid to answer?
Just because Peri likes killing a lot doesn't mean she is a bad person. A lot of people want to hurt Peri's master. It is her job to make sure that doesn't happen.
And even if Peri didn't like killing, they would be death anyway! The punishment for attacking a prince in Nohr is death anyway!
>>4161257
That's why you aim for the chest! Though I just assumed Nohrians were uncultured.
>>4161246
I'm sure a sword or a gun could easily elevate anyone who couldn't cast spells. Besides, you look human to me as well.
>>4161237
I am very pleased with how the events went. Congratulations.
It's kinda weird how poorly written the /trash/ codes are compared to the /co/ codes.
They're much more interesting and creative than the /co/ codes, but they make so many simple grammar mistakes and flow really poorly. And barely any of them use the (he/she) function.
>>4161265
Not my world?
...But I'm here, sir. Fufufu, I'm confused.
>>4161266
Flashy effects? Hmm.. D'you think you might be able to get me a few things? I need some monster bits..
>>4161263
I really hope, I miss her a lot
>>4161241
You rolled over on me... not that I mind.
>>4161269
Don't make me bust out a cat fight you blonde bimbo! I am a kitty that can scratch!
>>4161276
Maybe leak nudes online even!
>New Vegas
That was honestly the game I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
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>>4161269
I d-didn't! I'm sure you just heard it incorrectly! Y-You should work on your ear powers!
>>4161275
Y-You can't bring a w-w-weapon like that to a battle of spells!
>>4161276
>pouts
Thank you for letting me test my dark spells.
>>4161279
What do you need, dude?
>>4161276
Congrats to Not Chitoge, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>4161280
When is she usually around?
>>4161276
Thanks for hosting!
>>4161281
I did nothing of the sort
>>4161291
Oh really? Whats your real name then. Since I misheard it
>>4161276
One death? I will fix that in your prize. Chitoge, Pick a class ( Warroir, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight or Monk) or choose neutral.
>>4161274
Hoshido and Nohr have their own different culture, even Peri knows! Peri uses longswords for example while Hoshidan stabbyslice lovers use katanas! But Peri didn't complain when she fight side by side with them. Some of them are really good at killing bad people just as she is!
>>4161265
What's wrong then?
>>4161270
Haha, it was a joke, because you're only interested in other humans.
>>4161276
Congratulations mystery person!
Thank you very much for the suspense Rammy!
>>4161295
I don't know.
>>4161297
Thanks for hosting!
>>4161276
Congratulations, mysterious girl that isn't Chitoge
>>4161291
I'm not sure where the terms and conditions in this arena state that rule. This isn't a sorcerer's battle or a magic show.
>>4161297
Thanks for hosting
>>4161297
This is the second time in a row I got last place with The Doctor. It's like Setsuna in reverse.
>>4161278
Which /trash/ codes are badly written?
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>>4161296
I w-won't stand this! I already told y-you! You'll pay for this in the future! I s-s-s-swear!
>tears up and runs away like an idiot
>>4161273
>Rubs the top of her head
That's alright Peri, if it makes you happy then that's fine by me. But remember, only during the arena and you're going to have to try for it.
>>4161301
What, did you think I'd be interested in you huh?
>>4161299
Yes, weaponry does differ from culture to culture. Though your kingdom's armor is rather clunky!
>>4161313
Better to lose immediately than to rank high and dash all your hopes and dreams! Haha
>>4161294
Alrighty! Um.. To make that, I think..
So, I need a Lazurite Jewel, which you can mine for. Then, I need a little bit of carapace from a Dahren Mohran. You can find those in, uh.. Deserts, I think. Yeah, deserts.
Oh, and last, I need two carapace bits from a Najarala. You can find those guys in rainforests.
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>>4161297
Warrior please
>>4161285
Big talk from a big can of soup
>>4161294
>>4161301
>>4161312
Thanks guys
everyone type "Alex is a stupid nigger" in chat
>>4161314
Just look at this one. It avoids pronouns and uses commas when it should be using periods or semicolons.
Post avas.
>>4161325
ty for host
>>4161273
Of course I'm proud of my work. And frankly, speaking from my place's standards, if your prince NEEDS a bodyguard, they're probably not a very good prince. I know of a princess by the name of Kotohime that runs around completely on her lonesome playing the act of a police officer, while at the same time lobbing bombs around and collecting whatever random junk she finds interesting. And she's strong enough to where most people don't even think of trying to stop her.
>>4161276
Congrats, lady, and thanks for the show.
>>4161279
This place is an in-between of worlds, dimensions, realities, and what-have-you.
>>4161301
Because it was from someone who isn't exactly here any longer.
>>4161296
What? Was it a ghost?
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>>4161317
Bye bye Yoha!
>>4161326
keemstar pls go
>>4161328
who cares
>>4161309
Well, chin up. I'm sure she misses you just as much as you miss her, and she won't stay away for long.
>>4161319
>She reflexes, twisting Izaya's arm with one hand and holding a knife by his throat with another
Peri didn't tell you it's okay to pet her~! Next time, Mister Stabby is going to stab your pretty little throat~! Teeheee!
>>4161320
And Peri thinks Hoshido armour is too light for really really REALLY heavy slicers.
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>>4161332
Probably
Or a cat we have a few of those at the headquarters/mansion
everyone type "Link is a stupid nigger in chat"
LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NOOSE
>>4161325
That... Wasn't even a clever one...
>The robot hacks your phone and fills it up with pictures of scatt
>>4161348
Ganondorf pls go
>>4161323
...Um. I can't say I've heard of those gems before, dude. The only ones that I have is Lazurite...
>>4161329
>
>>4161319
Gods no! I just meant not everyone here is human so you might as well pay attention to them too, I guess.
>>4161331
So was the tank ya'know.
>>4161347
Noooo!
>hugs
>>4161331
Maaaybe grumpy lady forgot that humans are humans and not magical strong super durable Youkai? Peri wil lforgive grumpy lady for insulting Lord Xander, but only this time!
He has lots of enemies and jealous people that want to see them dead! Peri doesn't know why, but she doesn't care. Anyone that dares to hurt Lord Xander is asking for it.
>>4161345
Of course, that's why they use nimble blades! Though I was never one to care for swordplay.
>>4161278
>Your and co's codes are very different. With /co/, you have every one sending in their ideas which is why the events vary within the code itself. For the codes here, you susually have one person trying to di it themselves, keeping it more grounded. Along with that, there were only a few people from outside of the states. You guys have people everywhere.
>>4161291
>>4161294
>>4161296
>>4161301
>>4161309
>>4161312
>>4161329
>>4161331
You are welcome.
>>4161325
It will be delivered shortly.
>>4161331
Clickety-clack! I know that, but since I'm here, that means it's my world, since it's a world I'm in, right sir?
>>4161357
Well, those things I asked you to go kill and get parts from are monsters. Are you a hunter?
>>4161348
Bolin is a stupid nigger
>>4161366
Peri thinks Azama does a good job healing people with his magic stick! Just like princess Elise and Lady Hinoka's shy sister do. Peri has been healed by her stickywaving quite often!
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>>4161351
Disgusting
>Throws phone away.
>>4161363
What a scared it cat.
>>4161345
Woah, woah. No need to get so defensive!
I'm just being friendly alright. You don't need to try and stab me because of it Peri...
>>4161361
Everynow and then one of them grabs my attention. But not often, after all they don't have the same spark humans have.
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>>4161388
Scaredy cat*
>>4161377
...N-No, I'm not. I'm more of a diplomat than a hunter. Maybe, if you show me what it looks like, then I can find some?
>>4161387
"stickywaving"....An... Interesting way to put it! Though yes, I suppose if I have any worth it is in my medical work!
>>4161388
Ghost, ghost!
...or maybe I just dreamed that?
>>4161394
Lovely
>>4161393
Haaaahaaaahaa~! You should see your own face! You might want to check if you didn't soil your smallclothes, Izaya.
>>4161400
For someone that doesn't care if someone dies, Azama did pick a strange way to assist his liege..Atleast Peri's job suits her just fine.
>>4161364
Kotohime is completely human, too. Sure, she's off her rocker, but she's human.
And politics are a pain anyways.
>>4161361
Yeah, but...it feels different. I dunno.
>>4161377
Only if you perceive it to be "yours" due to you currently being in it.
>>4161407
ur lovely
>>4161405
We'll find out tonight. If it happens again
Ghost
if it doesn't your dreams
>>4161414
go to bed
>>4161341
I care because it looks like shit.
>>4161409
I am me, you are you..and Xander is Xander. If everyone was as strong as this silly sounding Kotohime lady, I would be out of a job
And that would make me sad...I like looking after Lord Xander....
>>4161408
If I had not been skilled in healing Lady Hinoka wouldn't be with us today! I suppose that's why she decided to have me as a retainer! Haha
>>4161393
What's this spark they have? Like their soul?
>>4161409
I don't know what you mean...
>>4161398
Here's some pictures, right here!
>
They don't look too scary, right sir?
>>4161409
Yeah! Exactly! That just makes sense, sir. This is our world, I think. Like, everybody's.
>>4161424
Peri doesn't understand why Setsuna is also a retainer. If anything, Peri thinks SHE is the one that needs protecting.
>>4161429
...None of those creatures exist where I come from. I don't think I will be able to find any. Sorry, dude...
>>4161408
Well you did kinda grab me and threaten to slit my throat, it's only natural that I'd look worried idiot...
>>4161425
Something like that, just everything to do with humans interests me though. The spark is just the differences that appear from human to human despite them being pretty much the same.
>Not Zelda : I was already into bondage and shit when I was 13
>>4161441
...But Peri didn't go stabbystab on you. Just her way of teasing people she likes~!
>>4161442
So I'm not the only one
>>4161431
I would have to agree with you there, if I had an extra day to live for every time I was ordered to save her, I would be immortal!
>>4161440
Weeell.. I guess I could ask our Kindred Hunter to go get it, but I'd have to pay him.. D'you have any money, sir?
>>4161422
That lady's pretty high-class, actually, in terms of strength. And you'd be free to eviscerate as many people as you'd like, by that.
>>4161425
It's just...personal.
>>4161429
Nope. Noone's native here, so it's not anyone's, by that measure.
>>4161450
What do you accept, dude?
>>4161420
So you will just lie next to me?
everyone type "Bolin is a stupid nigger" in chat
>>4161447
Maaaaybe Azama should be Setsuna's husband. So he can protect Lady Hinoka and her!
Peri would protect Setsuna...But she would likely lead her into traps all the time.
>>4161453
....Peri didn't think of that.
But when I kill for Lord Xander, I don't make myself happy. I make him happy and his brother and sisters! I make everyone in Nohr happy for protecting their prince.
So Peri thinks staying Lord Xander's retainer is best for her!
>>4161442
>Not being into bondage
>>4161444
Right... Teasing. You certainly have an Intresting way of teasing.
>>4161441
So it's something small? That's a little insulting to the rest of us ya'know...
>>4161453
Ah well... I guess it's just because you like tanks then.
>>4161458
This is what happened last time so probably
>>4161462
I don't think I could survive her cooking! And Lady Hinoka won't protect herself!
>>4161453
OR, OR! It's everyone's, sir.
I think that sounds nicer.
>>4161457
Zenny! How much do you have?
>>4161464
Just don't make Peri upset or else she is going to do a whole lot mroe to you than stabbing ~! Just ask stupid monk man named Azama!
>>4161467
Well if you want me to show interest in you, you can just say so.
>>4161471
Then maybe Lady Hinoka should marry Lord Xander, so that Peri can protect her! Azama can say what he wants, but Peri is a good bodyguard and retainer and he knows it!
>>4161462
...I never understood the "happy subservience" mindset. Only ever worked under one person....
>>4161467
Oh, I love me some giant robots, too, don't get me wrong.
>>4161472
That's just not factual.
>>4161472
...Zenny? Is Gold good enough, dude? We might have a problem converting currency.
if you see the Zarbon avafag tell him someone's searching for him
>>4161475
Please don't, I don't want to feel your eyes on me too much... Especially like that one person that can see right through me...
>>4161481
Then what's the difference!?
>>4161474
I guess I'll try not to. Considering how you act now I'd hate to see you upset at me... I think it might almost be as bad as that monster Shizu-chan..
>>4161481
If it's no one's, then it can be everyone's. It just makes sense for me, sir.
>>4161485
Gold? Yeah, I think I can exchange that! Yep, yep, I definitely can! Gold should be enough!
>>4161480
I suppose you could be! Though perhaps too good of one!
>>4161470
I can sleep on your arm, right?
>>4161495
Peri doesn't know Shizu-chan...Mind telling Peri who she is?
>>4161481
Because Peri would probably be dead if Lord Xander gave Peri a purpsoe in life! Now she gets to do a looot more than killing! And Peri wouldn't be around if Lord Xander was mean to her.
>>4161499
Heeeheee~! So sweet of you to say, Azama. But you are not Peri's type. And you already have a daughter. Peri is not ready to become a mommy yet!
>>4161498
Good!
>He dumps a few two New Zealand dollar coins on the bench.
Is that enough, or do you want more? I'd give you American money, but I don't think you'd accept paper money...
>>4161503
Can't you just use a pillow?
>>4161504
And you aren't really my type either! Haha
>>4161487
It's just...personal.
>>4161498
But not everyone can come here.
>>4161504
I assume you mean if he didn't. Only reason I stuck around with Mima was because she could fund my tanks.
>>4161506
>She stares at the gold.
I need this, times like.. Two thousand. Monster hunters are expensive to hire, and I don't get a discount just 'cause we're in the same caravan.
>>4161517
Then.. It's everyone here's world.
>>4161487
I'll keep a good long eye on you Kaito. You'll be on my radar 24/7.
>>4161504
Just an annoyance around where I live. He's a monster that has a thing for wanting to kill me.
He's not that important really, just talking about him gives me a headache.
>>4161519
Well, if ya say so!
>He grabs a huge bag of gold coins and sets it on the counter.
Is that enough?
>>4161529
Hmm... Maybe one more of those.
>>4161519
You're just...urgh. Incorrigible.
>>4161517
Personal how?
>>4161524
Please no, I don't want to have to look over my shoulder everyday..
>>4161510
...If You told me this a month ago, I would stab you! But I am going to be a nice girl to you because you are nice to me. For your standards atleast ~!
>>4161517
..Tank? Grumpy lady calls her metal box a tank?
...Why not call it a box? Peri thinks it looks like a box atleast!
And Lord Xander gives Peri mroe than enough gold to buy cooking ingredients for everyone! Sometiems she cooks for the entire castle if Peri if she is in a good mood~! Maybe Peri should cook deer venison for grumpy lady sometimes, freshly hunted and butchered!
>>4161524
...Did you just call Peri an annoyance?
Now I can't wait to stab you in the game just to make you regret saying that ~! Teeheee!
>>4161531
And... Done!
>He gets another bag and sets it on the counter.
Need anymore?
>>4161507
I-I could....
>>4161539
I thought you would be used to attention.
>>4161545
Why do you sound so defeated?
>>4161550
So cold...
>>4161535
Yeah, sir! Whatever that means! D'you need anything repaired or built?
>>4161542
>She picks up both bags and holds them under her arms.
I think this should be good! Well, maybe. I can probably just have The Man pay for the rest, if it's not enough.
>>4161541
Pardon, but my standards?
>>4161549
That's only on stage and conventions! I feel like here is a place where I'm just another person, it's nice, I bet that's why others in my family come here too.
>>4161553
Want me to get you an electric blanket?
>>4161558
Good! I hope that this doesn't cause you any trouble, dude. Do you need anything else?
>>4161568
Not THAT kind of "cold".
>>4161571
Nope! This amount of money will probably pay for a lot more than just the gem you needed, but to send a Hunter out to kill two monsters is super expensive. So, I'll make sure you get all of the extra stuff he picks up, too. Does that sound fair?
>>4161539
Because she's...gone now, you know?
>>4161541
You may well be the most bipolar individual I've ever met...and just because it looks like a box doesn't mean it does any of the same things a box does. You don't call a trebuchet a "ladle" or whatever because it just so happens to look teensy bit like one, or whatever.
>>4161558
As in you just don't stop. And I'm an ENGINEER, if I need to fix or make something I'll do it myself.
>>4161564
Do not worry. Little sister Rammy will protect you from the scary people.
>>4161573
Oh? what kind of cold then
>>4161539
Even if you do that you won't notice me. I've been doing this for quite a long time. Getting caught isn't something normal for me.
>>4161541
I called Shizu-chan an annoyance.
You're fine I guess. Abit to obsessed with stabbing for me but I can't judge. You're your own person. If you want to do that then that's you.
>>4161583
The emotional kind of cold?
>>4161560
Peri doesn't know how to explain. But Azama has his own way to show his appreciation or disgust of people.
>>4161579
In Peri's defense, Rika never told her what it was. So she just called it whatever it looked like in her eyes
>>4161577
As long as it doesn't cause any trouble, it'll be perfect, dude! Maybe after you finish the sword, I'll tell Glibert and he can praise you as well!
...It might not sound much, but with an ego like his, it's a miracle.
>>4161579
I betcha I can make better stuff than you can!
>>4161591
I'll go trade this stuff in, then! Oh, what's your name? I need to know who to ask for when I get back.
>>4161579
I think that would be more reason to build it.
>>4161580
... 'Little sister Rammy'? Jeez.. How am I supposed to respond to something like this?
>>4161586
But I have cool robot scanning things! Like my eyes! And... My ears!
>>4161590
Perhaps, I always just assumed most didn't appreciate my sense of humor! Except for Setsuna... But, well, you know.
>>4161594
My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! What's your name again, dude?
>>4161589
You're being pretty rude.
I think ill just sleep by myself tonight
>>4161598
I could barely say it with a straight face.
>>4161590
I thought I'd stated what it was several times before.
>>4161594
What I've already got is times beyond the best you could ever hope to make.
>>4161598
I...I don't know.
>>4161586
Izaya is quick to understand Peri. It's unsettling to her. Buuuut she is okay with that~! Peri sees you have a knife with you, maybe she can teach you how to poke Izaya's enemies full of holes~
>>4161608
Aikawa on suicide watch
>>4161602
Nice to meet you, sir! Everybody just calls me Little Miss Forge, even my papa.
>>4161611
Really? I bet you've never made a flying boat out of Gypceros parts before! I'm definitely a way better blacksmith than you are, The Man says I'm the second best ever!
>>4161608
Noooooo! Sorry!
>>4161615
This
>>4161621
Are you really sorry?
>>4161609
All for the sake of teasing big brother Kaito right?
>>4161611
Alright alright, it's yours anyway, do whatever.
>>4161619
It's nice to meet you too, Lil' Miss Forge! As much as I would like to talk more, I need to get to bed, dude. G'night! I'll look around for the gemstones you need!
>>4161600
Setsna isn't really smart. Peri is not the smartest either. But she knows how to avoid the most obvious of traps and ambushes.
>>4161611
Soooometimes Peri forgets things because she is too focussed on something. Oops!
>>4161619
And I've made a flying tank. So?
>>4161632
Maybe one day, but...not yet.
>>4161630
yes...
>>4161633
See ya! I'll have it ready by tomorrow!
>>4161636
I made.. I maade... A whale-shaped hammer!
>>4161598
Those can be remotely changed to not sense certain presences. I'm sure some tech geek owes me a favour that could do it.
>>4161613
Everyone's different, not accepting them just causes problems. And when that person has attempted to stab me multiple times before. Accepting them quickly is for that best. You don't have to worry about that, taking a humans life with my own hands isn't something I tend to do when I can help it. But I'm surprised you noticed it considering its been hidden in my secret pocket when I'm not in the arena.
Have you been spying on me or something?
>>4161639
Fine. You can sleep on my arm.
Happy?
>>4161635
I suppose the best way to look at her is she is just one that keeps life interesting! haha... I suppose now is a good time to go rest, you have a splendid day, Slaughterhouse!
>the monk wanders off.
>>4161632
Possibly. Who knows?
>>4161652
Yay!
>hugs her arm and smiles
>>4161645
And my flying tank was also eye-shaped.
>>4161635
Eh. It's entirely possible I haven't said it, anyways.
>>4161648
Peri can smell blood on metal pretty good when she is up close. You might want to clean your knife sometimes. Unless you like your blade rusty.
>>4161656
Say hello to Kagero for me, just like Azama promised! Byebyee~!
>>4161669
Then I challenge youu.. To a battle of the blacksmiths! Cuckaw!
>>4161669
Atleast Rika is not as boring and dull as Scythe Lady. Carrying a scytheslicer around and not willing to use it. What is Scythe-Lady using it for then? Cutting wheat?
>She giggles softly
>>4161667
You're so easy to please.
I'm going clothes shopping. Do you wanna come?
>>4161636
Maybe one day... I won't throw heavy bags at you...
>>4161648
Please don't do that, I'd rather not have you be a blind spot... Or worse, have you invisibly touching me..
>>4161658
You do probably... So why is that?
>>4161681
Sure! Want me to help you decide?
What song describes your ava the most?
>>4161683
I do not know. Maybe I find it amusing.
>>4161684
Mhm. Definitely
>>4161673
I'll have you know I keep my knife clean at all times I can. It's just I haven't had much free time right now...
>>4161683
Don't give me ideas, next thing you know I'll be walking circles around you and you won't even notice.~
>>4161687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o
I dont know how to explain it. It just fits
>>4161687
Gonna go ahead and post Peri's for her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSzyKO_kW_s
>>4161692
Izaya can always keep a small sharpening stone and a flash of metal polish in his pockets to keep his stabber in tip top condition. It only takes a few moment of his time a day to maintain it. Peri knows this because she looks after all her weapons herself. And that of Lord Xander!
>>4161687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7_WbiR79E
>>4161678
To throw at trespassers of her precious mistress's property, probably. And while I might not have much of a sense of humor, even I'm not capable of being as straight-laced as HER.
>>4161676
I'm an engineer, not a blacksmith.
>>4161683
"Maybe"?
>>4161687
>Probably one of her themes.
>>4161689
Okay, just lead me on!
>>4161693
holy shit that song is amazing
>>4161695
Peri might be crazy, but she is not a bitch....
>sobs
>>4161706
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
>>4161688
Somehow I expected an answer like that...
>>4161692
What would be the point of observing from that close, I thought you liked to hang back?
>>4161703
Yeah, maybe.
>>4161703
Same thing.
>>4161687
>I don't know why. I can see this as a theme for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76q7E8dIEB0
>>4161709
You should. I have some good news for myself.
>>4161703
Peri understands Rika more than Scythe lady. She might aswell throw rocks at tresspassers instead of her scythe. Unelss she doesn't mind the blade losing it's edge and durability..
>>4161713
Oh, good news again? Would you like to share?
>>4161708
Whisper that in my ear. I promise I won't stab you once.
....I'll stab you twice atleast~!
>>4161701
I could but it just seems like a hassle to do, especially carrying those around. I'll look into it though. But I usually just leave it till I get back home.
>>4161709
Oh I do, but messing with you also seems like an enjoyable thing to do sometime.
>>4161709
Somehow I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>4161710
No. No, not really.
>>4161717
The blade's magic, and so's she. It doesn't lose it's edge and damage doesn't stick. Most of the time it doesn't even hit the ground, for that matter.
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