/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Stepping on your sister's boobs edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
http://mega.co.nz/#F!oJo1WTDD!0F-cZciB--sZPokNGbWuGw
>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild", based off the comic that will be available at Comic-Con 2016
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByxMOiAf78kIY3hQODBZcE10OFk/
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
a happy manlet is a dead manlet
OP is a faggot
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>>4145498
Go kill him already if you hate him that much
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
cute hairless loli vag
>>4146259
cute spooky pubes vag
>>4145498
PRAISE HIM
I made this in 2 seconds on paint.
>>4145915
Alex gets too much flak considering he's not really to blame for Disney mangling his creative vision.
Why you remove the new about Loud House beat spongebob audience?
>>4146222
Nice trips!
>>4146823
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
Ronnie Anne Santiago is _________
>>4146873
A brasileira mais gostosa pl0x.
>>4146807
This is something I wanted to point out.
We don't have too much space in the OP, we need to get rid of the old news so we can get more space and also to let more new ones come.
>>4146873
SMUG
YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU
>>4146873
Inferior to Lynn.
>>4146919
YOU JUST THINK IT
>>4146898
Do this when a NEW notice appears
>>4146807
is it still beating spongebob? the last spongebob new episode premiere did slightly better than the loud house rerun that was before it.
>>4146873
una weputa que necesita mantener lejos de lincoln
>>4146807
>>4146898
I was debating on it, since I wanted to put the mega link in the OP since people were saying the pastebin links were wonky, and just went ahead with it since it seemed like the least relevant thing to continue to have.
Wasn't sure if people would hate it or not, but no one else seemed to bring it up so I guessed it was fine.
>>4146919
HOLD IT DOWN THERE
>>4146951
>last spongebob episode: 2.24 million viewers
>last loud house episode: 1.70 million viewers
>>4146964
Volta para le burritochan uno macaco de raza deconecida.
>>4146873
Going to be good friends with Lynn.
>>4147091
HER HEAD IS FUCK FUCKING HUGE
>>4147091
Do you reckon Lynn would constantly tease Ronnie for the 7-0?
>>4147118
>>4147114
Head like a fucking bean
continue with ronniexlincoln thing, or lincoln becomes a spirit detective?
>>4147114
don't be mean to the bean
>>4146873
Shit until proven otherwise in the show
>>4147026
hopefully loud house next premiere goes above 2mil
>>4147091
>we don't even know if she even likes sports
>>4146919
SUMMER DON'T KNOW ME NO MORE
>>4147181
Is he really a big guy? He kind of looks like he has manlet proportions in what little I have seen of him.
>>4147197
>>4147181
The blurb we got said she liked skating(and video games and pranks), so maybe not outright sports, but she likes physical activities.
>>4147209
That nig is 6'8" which is not a common height
>>4147221
Being a skater is just a generic bully trait
>>4147209
>our lord is a manlet
>>4146873
A BIG BIG BULLY HUUUUUUG
>>4147209
WHO'S THE MANLET NOW HUH
>>4147197
Honestly, my estimate based on how tall he looks next to Cam Newton is 5'7" to 5'9"
He's not THAT much of a manlet, but he's still in what 4chan considers the manlet category to be.
I tend to hear 5'6" and under is the usual standard for manlet outside 4chan.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJImz9Tp23s
>noticing a complete lack of balls in this room
>good thing I brought my own
And yet, still no pic of Lynn with a dick.
>>4147075
FUK U AMERICANO BURGER BURGER SUCK DICKS
>>4147209
its a shame the kikes have demonized brady so much that cant appear in things like this, wouldve loved to see him and savino together
Why is every character outside of the Loud family absolute shit? Clyde, Bobby, Ronnie Anne etc. all need to be thrown into the trash and never seen again.
tell Luna your favorite song
summer edition
>>4147530
We haven't even seen Ronnie Annie yet. Bobby is debatable. Clyde is absolute and pure shit so I'll give you that
>>4147538
The song of me puting my dick in your vagina.
>>4147538
>luna beating her chest like a monkey
whoa... so this.... is the power.... of lord kek
She isn't a bad sister.
She isn't a good sister.
She is THE sister.
>>4147530
Ronnie and Bobby should go back where they came from
>>4147538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4slliAtQU
>>4147530
>clyde
>bobby
>shit
KKK member detected.
>>4147538
>this horrible animation
>>4147602
Bobby's a mexican, not black.
>>4147530
don't you dare shit on bobby
>>4147530
Agreed. The series would be a lot more enjoyable if they never showed characters outside of the main cast, Ed Edd n Eddy style
>>4147538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE
>>4147630
Bobby a shit
>>4147530
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Bobby
>>4147209
where's this from?
>>4147649
Lola a shit too but you faggots love her for some retarded reason
>>4147293
Whats with Alex trying to copy Savino's aesthetic
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>4147673
The Nickelodeon official porn film.
>>4147530
Ronnie Anne is the best girl
Also Mrs. Johnson is a semen demon. Just rewatch the Green House episode and listen to her voice.
>>4147530
Go eat your burger, americanshit.
>>4147414
As you can see it, the subject cannot answer a simple and coherent post more than with insults and blasphemy.
That's why spicland will never grow from its own hole.
>>4147623
>he doesnt like fliporama
>>4147702
What's Cam's show like by the way?
>>4147673
Chris being on one of Nick's other shows, where they get a kid, ask him what his dream is, and shows him how he could make it into a career.
https://mega.nz/#!RYd3xBwJ!U_IbOJpQL8mAillM1138ogfPecJe_S95pCsTXCRykOM
>>4147209
Does BLACKED have a logo someone can shoop on?
Hey guys wouldn't it be cool if Lincoln found a mystery that led to a bigger mystery? Wouldn't that be cool? What if Mr. Loud was looking for his brother lost in another dimension? Wouldn't that be great? Why couldn't this show have more mysteries?
>>4147666
>Satan is a lucyfag
poetry
>>4147714
Foda-se, eu falo catelamano se quiser.
Não gostou? Quem mandou ser um macaco americano de bosta que não fez cursinho de espanhol.
>>4147738
I have no clue. I don't even know who Cam Newton is cause I'm a Britbong.
>>4147707
Go away Misha
>>4147741
>you will never meet Savino
>Savino will never give you words of encouragement so you can pursue your dream
Why live?
>>4147746
Because it's a Nick show.
The only reason the show got picked up at all was because the pilot was literally just 3 minutes of toilet humor.
>>4147756
Back to Hispachan, please. We don't want more drama.
>>4147209
lebron is 6'8 someone do a scale
>>4147209
You just know
>>4146873
annoying
>>4147741
Kid should draw lewds
>>4147693
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Confirmed
>>4147773
>implying i am talking spanish
This anon is a idiot.
>>4147707
She hasn't even appeared yet, Misha.
>>4146919
>>4146931
>>4147001
>>4147184
Gorillaz x The Loud House crossover when?
>>4147763
He's North Carolina's shame
>>4147530
Because the best characters are the white and aryan ones.
>>4147773
Me obriga, filha da puta, tu não aguenta dois segundos de porrada comigo.
>>4147763
cam newton is the panther's star QB
he's also one of the shitier exports of NC
sauce: i'm a North Carolinian
>>4147779
thats cam newton
>>4147693
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Well yeah, because Luna looks nothing like a monkey.
>>4147754
I was thinking about this pic during work and I the autism overtook me and I start snickering uncontrollably like a fucking idiot
I wanna lock up Lola in a garage and rape her for 8 hours straight
Post Lola
>>4147799
Heavy Meddles counts as an appearence
She has greater presence on this show than Christina, who is also a great loli
A happy Lori is a cute Lori!
>>4147795
>I am the idiot
>"a idiot"
>>4147814
Go back to your isle if you want to speak your banned language, caveman.
>>4147841
hello fellow NCer how have you been hating the weather recently? and our state in general
>"Hey Anon, I didn't mean to hit you a brick! It was all a big misunderstanding! Heck, I'm glad you and Luna are dating."
>>4147871
bobby you aren't old enough to post here
>>4147909
>"glad as long as she plays at your house instead of home"
>>4147890
If you don't like your name then maybe you should never have been a namefag, Misha
>>4147889
My Eyes
>>4147812
Why is Lilly so fucking cute? I have never liked a baby character in a show as much as her? Fucking Savino manages to make even traditionally shitty baby characters likeable.
>>4147889
Weather's been bad. just recently it started storming. The power went out several times in under a few minutes. Crazy stuff man
>>4147878
Just ignore him, he did the same thing a few days ago, trying to get attention.
>>4147909
Here's a shekel. NOW OFF FILTHY JEW
>>4147530
Fuck you man, Bobby's a nice guy, just a little dim.
>>4147930
Probably cause she does nothing but be cute
>>4147878
>esse macaco
Puta que pariu, esse macaco aind acha que esperto.
Matem esse merda.
>>4147930
God bless him for dodging the overused """humor""" of babies crying all the time and being annoying to ruin Lincoln's plans or whatever dumb thing he's doing.
>>4147943
I know, it's just funny to keep baiting him.
>>4146873
An absolute cutie pie who deserves love!
>>4147909
>>4147925
>"its okay Mr.loud the sex we had afterwards made up for it"
>>4147964
holly frombreaking bad
So this is from the episode where Lincoln questions his masculinity, right?
Reposting this since it seems everyone jumped ship already and I don't know if the OR saw it.
I was going out, but it seems I have more time than expected. I can do another request I think.
New requests for new thread.
>>4147930
Because poo-poo.
>>4147930
The babby's genuinely great
>>4147919
>implying bobby has a confirmed age
>>4148000
"nice quads anon. And you're welcome. Come by anytime youre feeling horny and Ill get you off anon.
>>4147964
I seriously though that was going to be the case when that one episode Linc was trying to sneak into the house unnoticed and he ran into Lilly only for her to shush him as well. Was not expecting that at all. It may not seem like a big deal but god damn it's those little details about this show that make it.
>none discord link
>>4148017
>see Lori
>heart skips a beat
I think its time I leave this place. I don't want to be a waifufag.
>>4148017
>you will never have Lori rub her poop all over you
Why live?
>>4148024
FROG
>>4148063
>he thinks he isn't already in the stages of becoming one
give in, there's no cure
>>4148063
Embrace it. Join us in the liberation that is rock bottom.
>>4148063
>posting on here
>not being a waifufag
>>4148024
doom guy protecting lily from the demons
>>4148024
OR here, love. it's so cute!
>>4147930
Because she's a baby.
>>4148123
Real life babies are disgusting and horrible to be around though.
>>4147321
also dude is Italian so that has to be taken into consideration.
>>4148056
Here, newfag.
https://discord.gg/0S0ljOKFSMrtTxOX
>>4148017
He's even sitting on that sink like a faggot.
Is he not the best shota?
>>4148024
this with the loud of your choice
Fun fact: did you know that the name "Lana" comes from "Lama" that, in Portuguese, means mud? The more you know you bitch.
>>4148149
That's not the artist/writer discord.
>>4148178
What is?
>>4148177
I want Lana's "lama" all over me if you catch my drift.
This is my Lisa
>>4148017
Dem legs.
Alright, writefag roll call!
Any writefags around, let us know how your work is going. Future/Current projects, ideas you may have, troubles you may need help with, etc.
>>4148194
It's shit
>>4147538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Pkiz3wJvs
>>4148177
Fun fact: You know lola and lana is a reference to mario bros, being lana mario (swear like a plumber) and lola peach (swear like a princess)? The more you know you bitch.
>>4148220
>yfw nobody knows about this
>>4148024
could you draw Lincoln like this?
>>4148202
Currently planning a LoriXLincoln lewdfic. Trying to avoid a generic porn style plot though, perhaps something a little more true to the show.
Why did people throw bitchfits over Pinecest, but there's like 5 different incest ships here and no one gives a rat's ass?
>>4148244
This isn't /co/ so there's less faggy moralfags
>>4147250
which is weird to me. when I was in school skaters were called fags and bullied for having long hair and wearing skinny jeans
>>4148244
moralfags stay out of /trash/
for the most part at least
>>4148244
I don't give two shits about ships
>>4148202
Last night during all the Gorillaz posting, I was going to make a fic where Lucy joins Gorillaz. Considering it seems to have stopped, I'm probably not going to work on it
>>4148244
because Pinecest was shit
>>4148241
Do tell.
>>4148289
Good
>>4148202
Working on Luna Kiss still.
I'm just not feeling writing recently.
Anyway I'm getting destroyed tonight so who knows what's gonna happen.
How do we make /thlg/ comfy again?
>>4148268
>luna is the name of a dog
Why i am not suprised.
>>4148289
you should still do it
Herdie verdie verdie
>>4148268
>Lenni from Of Mice and Men
Note on this one. Originally Leni was supposed to be an airhead who didn't realize her own strength (like the character in the book) but they ultimately didn't use that angle.
>>4148343
I love you for posting this. Her smile makes me so happy. I want to make fun of swedish people with her, and we laugh together. I can be myself around her, I just know it.
>>4148289
For a second I thought you meant Lucy would be joining Damon Albarn as the other member of Gorillaz, and was wondering how that would work, until I realised I'm an idiot.
>>4147624
they generally hate anyone that isn't an Anglo-Saxon protestant.
>>4148202
I'm working on this fic
>>4148482
>Best sister with worst sister
Should be good
>>4148482
I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses the shitty sketch app
>>4148482
WANT. LICK. NEED.
>>4148518
We all gotta start somewhere lol
>>4148202
I haven't written anything in the last few days because I'm just that lazy, maybe I'll do it today since I wanted do finish whatever I'm writing before the hiatus ended.
>>4148241
Sounds grreat
>>4148202
thinking about a fic where Mic Swagger dies and Lincoln and his sisters are trying to keep Luna from finding out and then dealing with the consequences.
I mean, if mic swagger is supposed to be mic jagger, he's gotta be pushing 80 by now.
>>4148518
What app?
>>4148554
It's literally called Sketch
>>4148244
Pacificucks like misha were calmed only a few episodes in when Ronnie Anne was confirmed Lincoln's gf
>>4148552
That sounds good, it could be really funny or even take a sad turn.
>>4148552
only if it turns out luna hated the fucker since he started doing shitty idol shows
>>4148552
True, but real Mick is still having kids at his age, so I think he's good for now. Still that sounds like a good fic.
I laugh at Tony Danza.
>>4148577
Huh. What makes it so shitty?
Cute Lisa is cute
>>4148552
Oh man, this sounds really interesting. Write it
>>4148573
That beach fic (yeah it's still going), I also have a couple of comfy short story ideas I want to lay down.
>>4148617
Dude if you take the second route you can use an idea I had - Luna gives up on her accent and her rock and roll attitude (initially due bullying but it can work with Mick Jagger's deat) and Lincoln convinces her to keep being herself (but she eventually drops the accent for good)
>>4148610
It's not shitty, It's just something really simple and basic, good for beginners
>>4148610
You can't extend the page, and zoom in only goes so far. There are no layers.
As Play Store Apps go, it's better than pretty much all the rest (that I've found), but it's still pretty bad.
>>4148617
If you're going for a happy ending, I think the latter works best.
Seeing her past obsession as unhealthy would be good for her.
While Swagger's death would be sad, she'll know the world still turns despite it.
>>4148395
Savino is a dago catholic
Is Lucy a trap with a trap fetish?
"Waaaahhhhhh!!! I can't believe he said my boobs were too small! I wish I was dead!"
>>4148684
I do NOT have a trap fetish.
>>4148655
What are the ideas, friend?
>>4148662
>Rolling Stone Sir Mick Jagger (72) is expecting his eighth child with his girlfriend, 29-year-old
>>4148202
No fic ideas at the moment. looking at the pastebin to see if there's something I can write
>>4148655
I like this idea. She was going to have some introspection once she found out, plus I'm a sucker for Lincoln trying to be a good brother and pull his sister out of her funk.
>>4148602
>>4148600
>>4148586
>>4148573
now the real question:
Green or prose?
I'm leaning towards prose, as this might be a bit too long for green.
>>4148552
Don't remind me of when Brian's brothers died.
>>4148045
she is truly adorable.
>>4148689
you chose the best pic for that just because luna is there
>>4148684
>>4148202
Doing finishing work on Velvet Fist - Act IV. To those who were awaiting the update last night, I apologize, a combo of working overtime yesterday and some bad time management afterward caused me to drop the ball a bit. Update will be posted at 9 EST, followed by some lewd greens.
>>4148697
Good for him.
>>4148655
can ya add something with lincoln and mom loud too?
>>4148689
"I warned her about that. Rock concert rule #480 - don't flash unless you're willing to be judged."
>>4148690
Well, what DO you have?
the only fetish lucy has is a babyfucking fetish
>>4148731
>rule #480
what's rule 481?
>>4148689
>all the other girls are fat, flat. and look about Luan's age
>>4148697
jesus. Imagine a 10 year old kid wanting to play with their dad except they cant because they're 82.
>>4148727
Not so much the kid who'll be born a potato and who's dad will be dead by the time he's in middle school.
>>4148735
spooky pubes
>>4148705
If you think it might be too long for green, it might be best to just stick to prose. Then you can have more freedom for what you want to write.
>>4148758
>Not so much the kid who'll be born a potato
W-what
>>4148684
>>4148723
I'd fuck trap Lucy.
>>4148697
>girlfriend, 29-year-old
i hope she's a blonde so she captures that cliche'd gold digger look
can someone link the idea pastebin?
Im still looking forward to the update. Im just glad its happening so soon at all.
>>4148745
"Closely related. Wearing a tube top at a rock concert is always a bad idea."
>>4148767
O-oh....
How do they work?
>>4148737
i DO NOT HAVE A BABYFUCKING FETISH
>>4148770
Like, you know, from his dad's old, moldering sperm. The quantity and quality of sperm start dropping after the age of 42.
>>4148781
She's a brunette and looks like she's 50 in every non air brushed photo Ive seen
Why do white people age like milk
>>4148780
>>4148794
well what's rule number 1 and 2?
>>4148821
because god needed to nerf us so the other races would leave him be
What does /tlhg/ think of Brian Wilson?
>>4148811
>This suggests that the greatest mutational health hazard in the human population at present is fertile old males.
Well shit
>>4148821
well does she at-least have big tits?
>>4148827
Don't wear a T-shirt of the band you're going to see.
If you're in a band, don't wear your own band's T-shirts.
>>4148808
they look spooky
>>4148803
lincoln is looking for his mom to ask about something but sees his mom sticking out her bum cause of bending down to pick something when he just stares at her
she notices and is kinda surprised that she could attract an 11 year old boy
she looks around if her husband or daughters are around and proceeds to play with lincoln,mostly teasing him etc and maybe add in a squeeze
>>4148867
That's the thing. Women lose their ability to reproduce in middle age however men do not although a 70 year old generates much poorer quality sperm on average than a 25 year old.
>>4148861
>wouldn't fuck a qt goth trap
>>4148866
Basically the American Paul McCartney. He's pretty based.
Can someone please tell me some tricks on drawing good?
>>4148878
My curiosity betrays me
>tfw I relate to Leni in Driving Miss Hazy
:(
>>4148882
Okay dude I'll work with that
>>4148867
it can be negated via sperm banks
Hey guys remember Lacy and those other incest abominations? Thank god we matured and grew pass that!
>>4148922
Practice, and remember that not everything you draw has to be posted and shared. You aren't drawing for anyone other than yourself.
>>4148940
KYS, Misha.
>>4148967
is that a yo-kai?
>>4148869
And make sure the T-shirt is appropriate and related to the band you're seeing. For example, a Dave Matthews Band shirt would not quite fit at a metal festival.
>>4148932
hey man could ya also add just for fun that lori or lynn or any of the older sisters catch lincoln staring at their mom's ass?
>>4148940
Liberty ain't an incest abomination, so fuck you Misha.
>>4148978
Omekamon.
's a Digimon.
>>4148929
>tfw I'm taking driving lessons now too
It's pretty easy desu though.
>>4148940
>I always have my bat with me sir.
>There are too many weirdos around not to.
>Shouting things like, Abomination, Monstrosity, Freak, Ungodly Sin-Spawn; stuff like that.
>>4148803
Luna one?
>>4148869
>>4148984
>go to a concert
>band member is wearing a video game related shirt
>>4148882
>The fics focusing on Lincoln on his moms ass increasing
y-you feel it too, don't you?
>>4148902
>Being a faggot
Fuck off, gayboy.
>>4148940
I'm just waiting on that one guy to post more of that comic. Other than that, Lacy was hardly really much of a thing anyway.
>>4148794
No it isn't. Wearing a tube top at a concert is always a good idea, especially when they jump up an down
When will we get an episode about Clyde being assigned malcolm x to give a report to the class, so he converts to islam and slaughters his Dads for being blasphemous infidels?
>>4149019
Cute as fuck
>>4148967
I do practice.
>>4149038
Not gay if it isn't 3D.
>>4148940
Reminder that Lacy would be anything but beautiful. She'd be an ugly freak of nature
>>4149038
If its a qt goth it isn't gay.
>>4149074
What if Lincoln is adopted?
>>4149058
Then all I can say is try to emulate styles that appeal to you, occasionally branching out with usual anatomy study.
http://www.bakura.co.uk/post/73014971042/ever-wanted-to-do-some-stuff-like-different
Be knowledgeable of things like perspective, shading, and line weight, but don't let it hold youback from doing casual stuff.
>>4149101
but he isn't
>>4148902
shoo shoo go away
>>4149052
>When
N E V E R E V E R
>there's another way *holds lincolns hand*
What did Lucy mean by this?
IT'S COMING UP
Remember The episode where Lincoln found out he was already a demon.
>You remember too, Don't you?
>>4149046
Idiot.
Episode like pic related with Luan when?
>>4149173
She's on her period but she can do anal
>>4149179
That was quite a "demon day".....get it?
>>4149019
Going to take another break from these for a bit, fix up any mistakes I find on the ones I already did, then upload them all somewhere.
>>4149179
>The episode where 5 years after faking his death he comes back out of the shadows ready to protect the world again
>IM NOT A YOUNG MAN ANYMORE
>>4149178
IT'S DARE
>>4149178
IT'S DARE
>>4149106
It's been something I've been trying to do, to emulate styles, actually. On model seems a lot more time consuming and also doesn't look as good in my opinion.
But then I get confused. In the pic that is related, it feels like he's doing it in his own style, yet the head is the same. It's definently not on model. And it's really good.
I can go and draw that, and it'll look horrible. What makes this so good? Is it just because it's their style that is kind of on model but kind of isn't? It feels as if there is something floating above me that is fundemental to understanding great artistry, but I cannot fully comprehend it.
>>4149212
That's quite the repertoire, excellent work dude.
>>4149173
There is an easier way to wash the dishes
Did you even watch the episode?
>>4149178
YOU JUST THINK IT
>>4149212
You didn't include your best work.
>>4149248
>That lip bite
FEEL GOOD
>>4149240
have some fun anon
>>4148978
no.
this is
What do you think is each Loud's favorite pizza topping?
>>4149238
Learn the fundamentals. There are no short cuts around it.
>>4149342
she's got some rule 34 of her somewhere
>>4149342
Break down on a camel's back
>>4149369
>That dead-exhausted Lincoln in the lower left
Alright, DRAWFAG roll call!
So...
Any drawfag working on anything?
>>4149405
I thought Lucy was a poser
>>4149405
>Lori
>Not being beheaded on the street by the Cartel
>>4149369
You got any recs to learn the fundamentals?
>>4149405
Do you think Lynn will do a Chris Benoit and kill her family?
>>4149405
>if all the siblings were to die of relative normal causes Lily will have to watch them all die
fuck
I need a Bancho Lincoln
>>4149405
wrong.
all of them will live into 200s after Lisa figures out the cure to slow down the aging process. Lisa however secretly figure out how to stop it completely, keeping her immortal.
>>4149405
Luan confirmed to apparently live forever.
>Time for breakfast, anon!
>>4149506
But Lola, you know I hate pancakes
>>4149456
You gotta be sent to hell... Take back everything that you lost....
>>4149459
But shit, my stepdad has lost 5 of his 7 sisters and none of them lived lived longer than 62. I think the oldest anyone in his family has lived to is like 71 or something.
>>4149506
put on a shirt you whore
>>4149019
>The neighbors don't let me play with their kids.
>But mom always plays catch with me.
>Mom and Dad a-are the only friends that I n-need...
>>4149019
>Mom, why do people look at me like that?
>It's just because they're jealous of what a beautiful girl you are
>But the kids at school call me a monster, am I a monster?
How will each character die?
Lori: Age 52 - Complications from hyper obesity
Leni: Age 31 - Gets hit by a bus
Luna: Age 35 - Heroin OD
Luan: Age 48 - Cocaine-induced heart attack backstage at the SNL studio
Lynn: Age 46 - Enlarged heart from steroid abuse
Lincoln: Age 26 - Shootout with police
Lucy: Age 22 - Suicide
Lana: Age 57 - Cancer
Lola: Age 45 - Prescription drug OD
Lisa: Age 83 - Old age
Lily: Age 21 - Dies after a college frat party gone horribly wrong (I'll leave it to your imagination)
>>4149530
>tfw when mom and dad even let me into their adult "playtime"
>>4149562
>mfw lana and lisa are walter and jack
>>4148202
I passed out last night and just finished installing new lights in the basement,
I didn't even finish half of what I wanted. I feel ashamed of myself.
>>4149561
Never cared for Lacy but that breaks my heart. Please don't make me feel these feelings.
>>4149525
she's 6, you baka. there's nothing up top to hide.
>>4149456
Loomis. Focus on lessons that give you a sense of scale and perspective. Try to disassemble complex forms into multiple simple ones and reassemble them on paper.
>>4149605
You're a legend in the eyes of those who live on the thread. That's why you have to handle this mission yourself. How and where you make it, well that's up to you. Now go! Let the legend come back to life.
Recommend a Hentai to me please.
>>4149631
And yet they still sell bikinis for kids
>>4149605
Who are you?
>>4149690
I HATE IT! My cousin is 6 and will be wearing some slut bikini and I hate that her parents let her wear that.
>>4149690
Gotta pound that message in early so it really sticks later on.
>>4149692
Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.
>>4149690
Fashion has no age limit you philistine.
>>4149625
But it's fun.
>Lacy is a good girl at school, despite the names and bullying
>She's a good student yet even her teachers look at her with unease
>She tells her Mom and Dad that she had a good day, and to her a good day is one with less bullying that normal, but she doesn't tell them that
>She cries softly at night asking to herself "Why don't people like me?"
>>4149738
>>4149625
>>4149561
>Whores herself out in high school to fill the lonely void
>One day she's meeting a single boy in one of the bathrooms
>She starts to panic when half a dozen of his friends go in with him
>She screams when they lock the door
>>4149631
I know, right?
>>4149506
i want to eat her if u kno what i mean winkwonk
>>4149769
no.just no
>>4149769
you just went 0 to 60 and we are still in a 25 mph zone
back it up a bit.
>>4149692
Storm guy. I keep trying to sit down and write the dame stuff, but then a friend wants to hang out, a sister wants to see a movie, I have to babysit, I have to help thread wire through a ceiling, play Grim Dawn for six hours or I'm a bad friend. And so on.
>>4149690
Only in America.
>>4149738
I wanna see a fic of Lacy asking herself why her life is so miserable, only to discover the horrifying reason why.
[spoiler]She realises she's a fan created character for an incestuous ship in a kids cartoon[/spoiler]
>>4149805
America is a country of liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its citizens live along side others. Their roots are varied. Diverse. America's never been made up of just one people. But he tried to forge a single consciousness. For it, and from it. The idea that every citizen would use free will to unite behind their country... Unilateralism like that can't be entrusted to any one individual.
>>4149791
>0 to 60
that fucking went to 180 Draven
>>4149791
Didn't realize I was going so fast, officer.
This isn't telling about when the teacher finds her soon after they're finished.
And the locks the door behind him.
>>4149561
>>4149738
Should I feel bad? All I feel is indifference
Maybe is the fact that she's the autistic off-spring of an even more autistic ship (no offense Lynncolnfags)
Also this guy >>4149769
>>4149813
Nice quote faggot which cereal box did you read it off
>>4149824
Actually nah, that's going TOO far and TOO edgy, perhaps.
Gotta set a slower pace.
>>4149707
Niggers and white trash done gon' nigger and white trash.
>>4149841
We are diamond dogs..
>>4149019
>>4149530
>>4149561
>>4149738
>>4149769
This better end with her killing herself
>having to click on a bunch of inane pics of boats to post
Now that Moot's dead, maybe Hiro will be kind enough to liberate us from the chains of captchas.
>>4149879
>cell
>>4149777
You didn't remove part of her collar. Fail.
>>4149878
you can switch to legacy in [settings]
>>4149894
Get over yourself.
no one cares. and it's an old pic... you're just baiting the topic now.
>>4149866
I must admit it did ring a bell, now it makes sense.
>>4149894
Glad to know we still hate Cell
>>4149878
Do people even go boating or own yachts anymore? It seems like something that was cool in the 1960s but not in this day and age.
>>4149681
Euphoria, Garden, Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru, Fella Pure, Shoukoujo, Rance 01: The Quest for Hikari, Bake Ane Otuoto Shibocchau Zo!
>>4149849
Sorry, it's where my mind first went to.
Doesn't mean it shouldn't be written though.
>>4149879
>Ronnie Anne hate has considerably decreased
>Practically everyone hates Cell now
How things change
>>4149824
You know, I fucking hate Postal Linc...but this kind of situation actually warrants a carnage
>>4150026
new thread
>>4150041
to be fair, lincoln louder wasn't all that great
>>4150055
you fucking nigger we're not even at 200
>>4149925
IDK. It was probably cool then because of dudes who'd been in the Navy in WWII or something.
>>4150055
Fuck off
>>4150041
when did everyone start to hate cell?
>>4150055
You fucking retard.
>>4150049
>Implying Lacy ever tells anyone
>>4150068
It's over 400. Aren't you paying attention to the post counter?
>>4150068
Is this a new meme? Make threads early?
Please, I want a day without shitty general memes.
At least Liberty isn't the product of two siblings horny for each other. Lacy is just flat out disgusting
>>4150097
He means 200 images dipshit; we make new threads when we hit 250 images.
>>4150041
Requesting this pic but with Cell being the one being abused while Ronnie Anne looks with a smug expression
>>4150097
Really?
>>4150084
Right around here
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3929060/#3929986
>>4149562
Lori - 93. Said "I'm literally dying" and nobody believed her.
Leni - 70. Ran with scissors.
Luna - 57. Electrocuted due to faulty wiring in her equipment.
Luan - 80. Failed to catch her breath after laughing too hard.
Lynn - 105. Tragic lifting accident in which she tried to bench press while dribbling a basketball.
Lincoln - exactly 100, to the minute. Stomach cancer. Died surrounded by his 13 children, 94 grandchildren, and 22 great-grandchildren.
Lucy - 66 and eight months. Just kinda stopped moving one day. Since her body still hasn't started decomposing, we've sat her down in a chair in the living room, just in case she is in fact alive.
Lana - 45. Shot while defending a group of refugees in Hong Kong. Posthumously awarded Medal of Honor.
Lola - 45. Shot while trying to get on a boat in Hong Kong.
Lisa - Indeterminate. Uploads her consciousness to a computer, then begins rearranging and upgrading her code in an attempt to reach Singularity. Instead ends up as a good-but-not-great chess simulator.
Lily - 94. Sat down, wished she weren't so alone, got her wish granted.
>>4148024
Drawfag here. I had to leave and I'm now on my phone. Sadly I can't really draw here. So the requests will have to wait til tomorrow.
I apologize for leaving without notice.
At least I managed to fix some details that were bothering me in this pic.
See ya /tlhg/.
>>4150097
what?
i'm talking about the image counter
>>4150097
I'm going to assume this is bait, because you can't be this stupid
>>4150097
>It's over 400.
The rules are that we can make a new thread either if we reach page 10 or hit 250 images.
Fuck off of my /trash/ summerfags.
>>4150120
you'd have to ask enclave to do that
>>4150120
fuck off misha
>>4150139
Because no one else can draw?
>>4149196
She's 8. she's not on her period but anal's still best for her.
>My ashtigmatishm
>>4150170
no because that's who drew the pic
>>4150139
I don't think Enclave is even here anymore
>>4150128
>Lori - 93. Said "I'm literally dying" and nobody believed her.
The biggest problem is not the newfag making threads early, but the fact everybody fucking leaves
>>4149777
Someone close the window, some mosquitos bit Lola
>>4150188
And?
How would you bully the Luna?
>>4150189
yes he is, he posted this a couple days ago
>>4150128
Is licoln Garry from parks and rec?
>>4150202
that makes making the thread the root which makes it the bigger problem
>>4150128
>Instead ends up as a good-but-not-great chess simulator.
jesus
So... is it perfect in here, or is it just Luan?
>>4150041
>Practically everyone
More like 1 or 2 salty writefags and a bunch of other people bandwagoning
>>4150227
I wouldn't.
>>4150227
break her guitar and somehow make her feel like it was her fault
>>4150227
with my dick in her vagoo
>>4150227
Replace her guitar with a bass
>>4150128
>Since her body still hasn't started decomposing, we've sat her down in a chair in the living room, just in case she is in fact alive.
huh
>>4150237
>more Lynncoln
into the trash it goes
>>4150202
The problem is that everyone leaves because things like this happens every fucking day.
I'd rather have an early thread instead shitty threads like the Shrekposter one, but we're on the second half of July and we ain't able to make a thread in the right time at the evening/night yet.
>>4150277
easy there satan
>>4150227
Tell her the Rolling Stones suck and that The Beatles were better
>>4150285
Stay mad
>>4148933
Having them freeze your own sperm or cucking yourself with some other man? A guy like Mick could probably afford the former but there's still risks Ive read.
>>4150259
http://pastebin.com/SVCDqRv2
>>4150227
With my fingers.
And a kiss.
>>4150227
smash her in the cunt with her guitar
>>4150285
I think that's all he does, I ain't complaining tho
>>4150307
Come on anon. Embrace your dark side.
>>4150120
Over 9000 Hours In Ms Paint
>>4150349
Much better
>>4150349
Doing god's work Anon
>>4150320
>That flag
>tfw starting shit just to kill off all the writefags and drawfags who dislike Ronnie Anne
>>4150349
saved
Can someone PLEASE write a comfy fic between sisters? Or a funny fic? Or anything that doesn't involve incest, rape, suicide, murder, or non familial love? I'm sick of the violence. I just want love. Just want to see love.
>>4150227
We've already been over this.
Force her in to a healthy, normal, loving relationship and prevent her from being a groupie slut. No drugs. No random sex. No fun.
Bitch wants to go to a concert? Take her to an orchestra performance. She wants to go shopping? Bitch can go to JC Penny, she isn't allowed within 500 feet of any hot topic. She wants a drink? Have a soda, have juice, have water. No booze. Ever.
>>4150394
Have you ever heard the last song of the last male Hawaiin O O
>>4150417
You poor soul, love doesn't exist.
>>4150437
> wanting her to be healthy
> letting her drink soda
pick one, abusefag
>>4149219
>that episode where Lola straight up murdered a nigger for flirting with her
>>4150417
Now where's the fun in that?
>>4150458
Healthy as in wholesome you fuck. Learn english and it's context.
>>4150417
>not wanting incest.
>>4150417
sounds pretty gay
>>4150349
i made the other one so i made this
>>4150474
> soda
> wholesome
> booze
> not wholesome
a b u s e f a g
>>4148655
There's one or two episodes I havent seen yet, but where does Luna have a british accent other than that one scene in the butterfly effect episode?
how would everyone react if Cell came back?
>>4149792
>Storm guy
What kind of storm
>>4150528
so write it
>>4150529
Undie Pressure
>>4150533
id be happy
>>4150285
same
>>4150533
I'd ask if he's going to update.
>>4150528
>Triggered
>>4150417
I can try something. Hope "super bummed out" is Ok.
>>4150533
i wouldn't care because I never read Lincoln Louder but I think most people would be happy
>>4150533
I'd be glad
>>4150573
No it is not. Only happiness is accepted.
>>4150533
I'd welcome him back with open arms; I've missed him just like I missed Spidey.
>>4150227
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
>>4150600
Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.
Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.
Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.
>>4150600
I fucking love this pasta
>>4150622
The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.
>>4150598
>spidey
i miss him too, he had some good fics
>>4150613
Okay. Thanks.
>>4150533
Nothing. Still anxiously waiting for Nito to deliver his epilogue.
>>4150646
>>4150533
And coop.
>>4150528
Write it, you stupid nigger.
>>4150657
It's coming dude; I'm finishing up sorting things out, I'll be back to nightly updates on Tuesday night hopefully and then I HAVE to finish "A Lonesome Son"
After that I promise I'll write the epilogue.
>>4150664
Okay. I just need an idea now.
>>4150688
Forgot my avatar.
>>4150417
I know me and a few other anons are working on some great comfy stuff. It's always out there.
But you can't deny incest being common when you have a boy with 10 sisters, it's just asking for it.
>>4150613
Is that the final title of that one from before?
>>4150533
I wouldn't really care
>>4150691
http://pastebin.com/RRWTkR0l
there are a few comfy ideas in there
>>4150533
I would be bummed out if that avatarfagging whore returned
>>4150700
It isn't the incest I mind, it's all the romance and lewd. I would just go right happy stuff and funny stuff myself if I had the ideas. My technical skills I can always improve, I just wish I were more creative.
>>4150417
I was gone for two weeks and left a rough draft for a fic I'm not sure I could write that's comfy you can take that if ya like. It's on my pastebin still I'd link ya but currently on my phone you kind find it using the booru just go to Lincon Lori and. Paris on the fanfic page then click just sum guy and it's the fic called Leni rocks the big city
>>4150533
Ehh. I liked that thing he wrote with the mom but it wasnt even that good. No real difference to me
>>4150131
I want to have sex with luan's butt like pic related.
We should put it in the OP to not make new threads until image limit or page 10, and that if you dont know what those are, you shouldnt bother making new threads (embed)
>>4150732
salty
>>4150776
i don't think there's enough space for that
Yo what is this
>>4150776
thats not a bad idea
>>4150700
>failing to mention the over abundance of a specific pair.
>>4150805
I think it's referencing Tokyo Ghoul.
>>4150805
a hong kong spook and Loud House overcross
>>4150805
Crossover pic with Tokyo Ghoul
>>4150776
I don't think that's going to stop people from doing it - if anything, that will only cause them to do it more often just to annoy us.
Find a flaw.
>>4150860
She's kind of a selfish bitch
>>4150734
No one is ever really creative, heck I'm stale bread, but give it time. Sometimes you'll see something and it'll spark some good shit, but never be discourage from simple concepts.
Heck my latest two were simple concepts, 'Lincoln breaks his legs' and 'Lincolns sister reads his comics'
Just keep on going, anon.
>>4150860
Two words - spoiled brat.
>>4150860
I can't
>>4150881
Gordon your a swell guy when your not telling Batman to rape the Joker
>>4150860
Narcissism.
>>4150860
she's a nigger lover
>>4150860
she isn't lucy
>>4150860
coalburner
>>4150918
>Narcissism
>Flaw
>>4150860
Lana
>>4150879
>Selfish
>Buys a pair of underwear to her brother even tho she won the bet
>>4150941
> Narcissism
> not a flaw
>>4150936
[Mission Impossible music intensifies]
>>4150705
May as well be. Alliteration isn't my strong suit, and it was a joke about her being dumb.
>>4150649
>Leni's the first one downstairs in the morning.
>Or so she thought, as she hears the TV suddenly click off and the couch springs squeak.
>Curious, she goes to investigate, seeing someone in purple laying prone on the couch, her eyes closed.
>"Luna? What are you doing here?" she asks, gently nudging her sister awake.
>A moment of silence, and an exhausted groan creeps out of the prone Loud, weakly pushing herself up to a sitting position.
>Leni was about to say something cheerful, before seeing how bad Luna looked.
>"Jeeze Luna, you look terrible!"
>The rocker winces at her voice. It's just the right pitch to ring through her skull.
>"...Mornin' to you too Leni. I'm...not feeling so hot, you mind tellin' mum I'm going to bed?"
>Leni stares at her. "You mean back to bed?"
>Luna blinks.
>"...Whatever."
>It takes a bit of effort, but she forces herself onto to her feet, and slowly plods to the stairs before struggling to climb up.
>"Goodnight Luna!" Leni calls from the living room. She doesn't hear the groan."
>Luna pushes the door open and staggers into her room. Luan's just finished dressing up, pulling a scrunchy through her hair.
>"Oh, hi Luna!" her roommate chirps. "I got a joke for you. What do you get when yo-uh, Luna? That's my bed."
>Luna ignores her sister. Having no strength to climb to her bunk, she just walks into the edge of Luan's bed, toppling over and lying face-first onto the pillow.
>"Luna, get out of my bed."
>Luna doesn't move. Not an inch.
>Luan doesn't bother pushing the issue. She's gonna be late for school.
>"Eh, whatever, later Luna!"
>And with that, she's out the door, leaving Luna in silence.
>She doesn't move until noon.
>>4150860
she doesnt exist
>>4150964
Would you still love her?
>>4150987
Just take her to the hospital, mang.
>>4150901
Just doing what I can, I have 60 of these damn pictures lingering around, I might as well use them for reactions at least.
>>4150987
OH HELL NO
>>4150987
I would, even if her face were some kind of giant anus
>>4150318
well that story wasnt very funny at all. why would anyone do this?
>>4150962
did lucy have freaky coffin sex with lincoln
is that her fetish?
>>4151023
I stopped reading when the first idea involved Lana getting hepatitis.
>>4151033
I do NOT have a coffin sex fetish.
>>4150980
>getting fucked up on a school night
Why is Luna such a degenerate? Hopefully she's the first Loud to go
>>4151035
Well FUCK
>>4151050
Hey Lucy, do you play Castlevania?
>>4150980
this is what happened before breakfast and after the accident pretzel?
or mistook you for another writer
>>4151023
Why, indeed?
This with Luan when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJI5EBxdP6k
>>4151076
she probably doesn't because vampires and shit are her friends
That's gross, Lola.
>>4151035
That just makes me want to fuck her more.
>>4151104
OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>4151084
This is just a one-off. But, now that you mention it, I could use this as groundwork for the Luna chapter.
>>4150980
>Leni's the first one down the stairs this morning.
>Or so she thought, hearing the TV rambling in the living room.
>Curious, she investigates, seeing Luna laying slack against the armchair.
>"Good morning Luna!" she chirps happily.
>Luna doesn't answer, staring blankly at the TV.
>"Good morning Luna!" she repeats, undaunted.
>Luna's eyes flick from the screen to her painfully loud sister.
>"...What's so morning about it?" She asks.
>"Well, the sun's out, the birds are singing, we're having breakfast, then we're going to school, th-"
>"Please stop. I'm...I'm going to bed."
>Leni's brows furrows slightly. Has this happened before?
>"You mean back to bed?"
>"Just help me up."
>Leni pulls her sister off the couch, and at her later urging, helps her up the stairs and to her room.
>It took a few flicks to the face to convince Leni that Luna doesn't want to go up to her bunk.
>Helping her to the beanbag chair, She puts a blankie on the tired rocker, plants a kiss on her head, then goes out to school.
>She didn't give her the remote to Luan's TV.
>Luna sits there until 3:30.
>>4151113
AND REAL SHITPOSTING HOURS BEGIN
THATS MUH BROOOOOOOO
>>4151147
Is this a part of some bigger fic?
>>4150437
>You ask Luna to take a seat next to you on the couch
>"Luna, I want to tell you that've been doing an excellent job so far."
>"Thanks dude! Or... I mean, thanks."
>"That being said, we still have a lot of improving to do. I want to talk about your clothes-"
>"No! Not my threads!"
>"I know it'll be hard to change, but we have to. For your own good, Luna."
>"I... guess I can give a new wardrobe a shoot. No promises though, okay?"
>"Alright then, let's get going."
>"okay..."
>You take her to the mall. From the parking lot to your destination you past a Spencer's and a Hot Topic. You remind Luna that if she tries to go in either you'll dump her ass on the spot. You're being unusually nice today but it's only because to know she's not gonna like what's about to happen
>"JCPenny's?"
>"Yep."
>"...No, you wouldn't!"
>"Luna, I'm going to get you some khakis."
>"NOOOOO!!"
>"You're overreacting."
>"My life is over! This is assisted social suicide!"
>"Luna, let's be honest okay? You look like a try hard. If you want to be will me you're going to have to blend in a little better."
>"Blend in? I don't know-"
>"It's either your clothes or the me. Which is it, babe?"
>"...you." She looks up at you with a worried smile
You walk over to the display of tan pants and manikins
>You both browse the sizes and different shades or tan until she finds one she 'likes'
>"T-that you."
>"We're getting a few more too."
>"Okay... that one, and that one. Is that enough?"
>"For now. You want to head over to the fitting room?"
>"Sure..."
>You wait outside the fitting room
>You hear her call out from the fitting room "Oh god. I can't look at myself."
>"How are they?"
>"I look like a soccer mom..."
>"Great! Let's check out."
>"Can't we talk about this?"
>"Nope!"
>The two of you go to check out
>You pay and head back into the mall area
>You look over to a downtrodden Luna and say "It's okay, you'll grow to like them. Alright, next stop is American Eagle!"
>"Kill me."
>>4149019
It’s a late evening when a little girl walking home alone is spotted by an officer.
>“Hey kid! What are you doing out so late, and what’s with the bat?” he shouts out to her as he makes his way closer.
The little girl stares at her bat; confused for a moment, then towards the man and is all smiles.
>I always have my bat with me sir.
>There are too many weirdos not to.
>Shouting things like, Abomination, Monstrosity, Freak, Ungodly Sin-Spawn; stuff like that.
>The officer is stunned for a moment then asks again.
>”And what are you doing out this late?”
>With a wide smile she responds “My friends locked me in the janitor’s closet at school, luckily the principle heard me crying and let me out.
>”Your friends?” the shocked tone in his voice clear to the girl.
>”Why would your friends do something like that?”
>”They hid me there so the big kids wouldn’t pick on me again.”
>The officer gets a hint from her voice that even she doesn’t believe her words.
>With a heavy sigh he asks. “Well let’s get you home safe then. Where do you live?”
>”555 Fake Street, Sir.”
>The officer takes only a moment to process this information.
>”Wait a second… your that Lacy kid.”
>His demeanor instantly changes and he turns his back to the child leaving her on the dark street alone.
>”Get back yourself you disgusting mutant.”
>Lacy waves goodbye to the officer and once again makes her way home whistling a merry tune.
>>4151181
abusefags need to drink bleach
>>4151181
YES YES YES
>>4151208
This one was an attemp at being a little more light hearted though. I'd argue this one wasn't even abuse.
>>4151208
agreed.
>>4151230
okay allow me to be more descriptive
people who paint Luna as some kind of submissive bitch, they need to drink bleach
>>4151194
More.
>>4151230
this one isn't too bad. But why would you want to change someone you're dating? If you weren't initially attracted to who they were, why even bother?
Good green so far tho.
>>4151230
I was wondering my Luna didn't get her shit slapped
>>4151147
ok please continue
>>4151147
n-no....
>>4151194
C A N C E R
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>>4151194
don't do this to me, man
i'm not gay nor do i have a daddy kink but Clyde's dads tho...........
>>4151194
>Not 123 Fake Street
>>4151271
dumb frogposter
>>4151320
Porn when?
>>4151262
Luna like Anon a lot more than Anon likes Luna. The word "complaisant" comes to mind. Also, Anon is an asshole, so that's why.
>>4151194
Why must such sorrows exist?
>>4151320
The white dad looks young
>>4151147
>Leni's the first on the ground floor this morning.
>Until she hears the TV blaring...in the...living...room...
>Wait.
>Something wrong.
>Not good.
>Leni goes into the living room. Luna's there again, this time on the floor, her neck making an L with her head against the couch.
>"Good morning, L-" Leni stops with her greeting. She furrows her brow in confusion, suddenly in deep thought.
>He she seen this before?
>Was it a dream?
>...No, there'd be cute boys in the house.
>"Luna?" she tests, approaching her sister. "Is everything okay?"
>Aside from a barely audible "uh," Luna doesn't respond. Her eyes are barely focused, staring blankly at the screen.
>Now afraid, Leni steps closer. She can clearly see the heavy black circles under her eyes, and just how bloodshot her eyes are.
>"Luna, what's wrong?" She's afraid now.
>A minute of silence. Then Luna's eyes focus on Leni.
>Another minute. Then she opens her mouth, barely.
>"Uh...b-bed..." she rasps, before taking a deep, shuddering breath.
>Leni has other plans. She turns heel and flees to the kitchen.
>"Lori! Lori, come here!"
>"Leni! For God's sake, stop shouting! You'll wa-get your hands off me! Leni!"
>Leni drags Lori by her arm into the living room, pushing her in and pointing at Luna.
>She hasn't moved.
>"Something's wrong with Luna!" she gushes.
>"I've come down here, like, three times, and three times she's, like, been in here, laying around!"
>"Leni."
>"First she went to her room, then yesterday she needed me to help up, and now she won't look at me or tell me my hair's pretty!"
>"Leni."
>"I tried saying good morning, but she won't answer, and I'm scared to touch her and catch what she has and-"
>"LENI, GET OUT AND EAT SOME BREAKFAST."
>>4151368
Okay, what is going on?
I'm so confused.
Why are there three of essentially the same fic here?
>>4151368
Am I real or just a dream?
>>4151381
groundhog day bruh
>>4151194
I dont understand?
Is she retarded?
>>4151417
Oh.
Cool.
>>4151368
They are different days ?
>>4151432
Different days, man.
>>4151368
di-did She unleash her stand?
Caliborn is this her stand?
>>4151430
she's an incest lovechild soooo
yes, yes she is
>>4151430
she's repressing her feelings and just tries to live life like her father
>>4151430
Blissfully ignorant