ERP THREAD: dakimakura edition
Good evening everyone!
>>4137847
>>4137847
>>4143769
Hello bones.
Were you able to ask that one ava or anon to go out with you?
>>4143785
>gently pats the parsee's head
Hello Parsee. How are you today?
>>4143733
Oh, really? Can't say I've met such a cute youkai before! Just stay out of trouble. I'm a ninja slayer after all. Would hate to have to hurt you.
>>4143756
Haha, quite the flatterer...~ Tell me, what exactly might you want to do with me?
>>4143762
>gasps and groans as he continues to pump her full with his rigid, hot cock, leaning forward as her tits bounced in his hands
A-ahh... ahhn~!
>>4143800
>>4143785
Well this day's getting off to a great start.
>>4143797
I'm too old to be dating. I'll be taking care of the young ones instead, most likely.
>>4143800
Woke up with the need to roleplay but the threads are like slightly dead. Besides that I am fine.
>>4143801
Hurt me? I doubt someone as weak as you could ever hurt me.
>>4143801
mmmm, you like that huh?~
>he keeps shoving in harder and deeper, pinching her nipples covered by her skin tight red suit
>>4143675
So you went to sleep on the street? That's not very safe...
>>4143685
It might have been me. Well not ME, but another me. There's a lot of me running around.
...It's complicated.
(Sorry, got to go. Something just came up, sorry to cut the conversations short)
>>4143797
I'm not sure if I should.
>>4143873
Tewi stop stuffing your bra.
Also stop wearing a bra, you don't need one.
>>4143865
I mean, no-one would want me on their bed without doing some more... lewder things with them first!
>>4143833
I've sealed away demons twice your size before. Don't underestimate me~
>>4143835
H-aaaah~! I love it! Fuck me harder, ple~ease~!
>groans out as she slams her hips back against him, her wet pussy tight yet accomodating of his cock. Her erect nipples providing plenty for hi to pinch and pull at~
>>4143865
So I see, so I see...
(Aww~! Bye now!)
>>4143892
Did Sakuya teach you how to make things appear bigger than they really are or something?
Why are your breasts not flat!?
>>4143943
>Throws a knife at your head.
>>4143943
Breasts in fanart are convoluted.
>>4143907
You're underestimate me. Just because I am small does not mean I am not strong enough to force you to your knees.
>>4143907
with pleasure~
>he ramps up the speed, his hips slapping hard against her ass
and now, I think I'm going to knock you up~ what do you think of that? being knocked up?
>shitposts loudly
>>4143957
Shouldn't you be serving tea and sweets to your mistress right about now?
>>4143990
Shhh! Please my child, indoor shitposts!
>>4143972
Force me to my knees? Heh... I'd like to see you try~
>>4143973
>lets out a loud, perverse moan as he picks up the speed, her eyes slowly rolling back into her head
Haaah haah hhhhaaaahn~! Yes, yes... please, knock me up! Fill me with your seed and imp~reg~nate me~!
>>4143957
Wait! wait!
I meant the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
You make it look so massive, it's really impressive!
>>4143958
Ah that's much better.
You really are cute.
>>4144013
>he shoves deep inside, pumping her womb with tons of sperm, squeezing her breasts harder
yeah, you'll get knocked up with my baby, now~
>>4144010
Just leave me alone dad!!!!!!!!
>>4143998
No. My Mistress is a sleep.
>>4144018
I hope that's what you meant.
>>4144067
Flat is best anyway!
>>4144045
A-ahhhh....!
>rolls her back and pushes her head back, moaning like a bitch in heat as she's impregnated by the stranger
S-so hot! Inside of me...!!
>>4144084
>Flat is best anyway!
Lies!
>>4144091
>pumping load after load into her, he slows down to a halt, pulling out of her used pussy
really loved that huh?~
>>4144013
Why don't you come closer.Throw yourself into the beast's mouth and see if it doesn't chew you up.
>>4144055
Do I have to leave you alone
>>4144013
Hello there~
I hope I'm not late to the party. How nice to see someone like you appear here.
>>4144111
Prove me wrong! You cannot!
>I must have gotten here early
>suppose I'll have to wait for the show
>>4144267
Wait.... What show?
If anyone sees Morrigan, tell her she has a suitor for the evening.
>>4144267
You could always have some fun to make time pass by quicker
>>4144265
If they're big they're fun to play with and full of milk
>>4144267
The show?
...would you like some company while you wait?
>>4144315
That, and they're just one more thing to stick your dick into.
>>4144296
>Luna wonders how the Anon can hear her thoughts, but chalks it up to not having worn her aluminum beanie today
The people lovemaking, of course.
>>4144311
I suppose I could...I'd need a partner first. I'm not sure who I could ask.
>she rubs her chin, looking around the room with big, glossy eyes
>>4144318
I would like that very much, Anonymous.
>Luna takes the liberty of plopping down next to him, kicking her legs as she looks up at him
Do you like to watch them too?
>>4144314
Uh...just tell her I wanna ask her out.
>>4144267
(Hey Luna. Its loony anon from the other night. <3)
>>4144125
Ha... haaah... yeah~
>>4144128
I've no reason to harm such a cute girl...~
>>4144204
Hey~! A bit late I'm afraid, I'll be disappearing soon. But we can still have a chat.
>>4144055
>homestuck
Autistic even for here
>>4144356
(sorry for falling asleep on you, I'd love to pick up wherever we left off)
>>4144362
(this, and I'm an autistic Potterfag)
>>4144339
>He stares at her in amusement
Umm maybe I could be your partner
>>4144333
Nipplefucking? Aw yeah.
>>4144350
Do you have a letter to send her or do you want to tell her i person?
>>4144357
C-cute? I am not not the cute one here. You're the real cute one here.
>>4144372
(its cool hun. I understand. I'll try to paraphrase what i wrote after you slept. But i can remeber what i put word for word.)
>>4144339
The people lovemaking…? Seems kinda… odd. But if you want lovemaking, I could help you~
Feel like playing a kirby gal before I gotta jump the thread for a week, anyone in?
>>4144357
Aw, fuck. And here I was hoping to do plenty more than just chat.
I hope you'll be dropping by again sometime soon, then. Would love to get my hands on you~
>>4144395
Uh, just tell her that her pet Chocobo wishes to spend the night evening with her. She'll get it.
>>4144357
well, glad you liked it, I hope you have a lovely daughter for me~
(was pretty good, thanks~)
>>4144382
...oh!
>she finally clues in, giving a pleasant hum
I would like that. Where do you want to start, Anonymous?
>>4144396
(That's alright, paraphrasing is close enough)
>>4144399
Maybe it is a bit odd...but I think there are stranger things that people enjoy.
>she blinks, tilting her head slowly
But you're not making love to anyone yet. Unless you wanted to with me.
>>4144339
Do I? Ahah, well..
>He puts a hand to his forehead, a little caught off by your directness
Well, this place is a good outlet for any voyeuristic streak one might have, I suppose you could say!
Do you always merely watch?
>>4144428
I want a chocobo. I'm jealous. Alright I will pass the message on for you for a price.
>>4144409
awww
I had this entire list of things I wanted to do to this entire cast of characters
>Pet the Goat
>Hug the Goat
>Cuddle the Goat
>Love the Goat
>Protect the Goat
the list goes on!
>>4144430
Well, if you want to do it with me, I would gladly accept. It a lot better to do it yourself than to watch others do it after all.
>He smiles at her as he says this..
>>4144430
That's an odd question
>He looks at the her from head to toe
You have nice legs. Why don't we start with a footjob
>>4144476
Uhhh...you take debit?
>>4144457
That's why I come. That, and all the trinkets people leave behind. I found an Indian dreamcatcher once. A very tiny one, that fit on a keychain. I wonder if it was made to catch wet dreams...
>she ponders this for a moment, gnawing on her bottom lip while lost in thought
...no. Sometimes I touch myself. And once I even kissed one of the couples. Men and women kiss very differently, did you know that?
>>4144502
I like them both. It's like the difference between painting and sculpting. You observe one, able to see every little detail uninterrupted, and you sculpt the other, you get to FEEL it. But perhaps that's just me...
>her head flops down on his shoulder suddenly
How should we start?
>>4144511
I've never done one of those. But what is lovemaking with no compromise, I suppose.
>she kicks off her shoes, legs clad in pantyhose that wrinkle just a bit as she lifts her legs
>>4144495
? That's a really weird list...
>>4144395
Hoho... well thanks~! I think we're both awfully cute, ne?
>>4144426
Well you'll get more than your hands all over me sometime soon, promise!
>>4144429
(No prob~!)
>>4144591
I look forward to it, then. A lot!
>>4144362
>knowing what homestuck is
>implying vriska hasn't been here since the move from /b/ to /trash/
>>4144559
Well, emm…
>He pauses for a moment before he undo his pants and let them fall to the floor.
You could start with your head? Maybe your breasts if you want to.
>>4144559
>He quickly removes his pants. Her pantyhose clad legs and the slight peak at her panties as she lifts her legs is enough to make him hard.
>>4144430
>He nodded at her answer and proceeded to scoop her up in his arms. He looked around before moving off towards the closest abandoned room. He slipped onto the room and placed Luna down on the desk closest to him before casting "Colloportus" on the door, locking it. He put his wand away and walked to Luna. He placed a hand on her thigh and pressed his lips to hers while gently rubbing her thigh.
>>4144559
Trinkets? Don't you think you should try to return those?
>He casts his eyes upwards for a moment, then shrugs off, turning to you and casting a quick look up and down your body
So.. If you like to watch so much, surely you must have come across one or to things you would like to try for yourself, no?
When's mahvel.
>>4144746
When's maylay
>>4144746
Give us porn.
>>4144789
4pm pst
>>4144789
>>4144815
o shit is EVO today?
Fuck I gotta watch my boy Armada
>>4144558
I do not take debit.
>>4144591
No we are not! Only you are the one that's cute here I mean look at yourself.
>She slowly approaches the female, placing her hand onto their breast.
You have these huge things on your body!
>>4144746
But it's all about that SFV
>>4144589
it is? I dunno, it seems pretty sound to me, what's weird about it?
NOBODY TOLD ME DABUZ V TRELA WAS HAPPENING
Okay, I'll bring you all some sex maniac later, I gotta watch this shit
>>4144845
im rooting for wizzy
>>4144789
Smash for wiiu is where it's at.
>>4144794
This is all you get for free
>>4144807
O-oh ok.
>>4144845
it's literally just going to be ZeRo playing Diddy to kill everyone, and switching to Shiek when he loses
>>4144845
He almost lost to a no name in pools. I think it went to last stock last match. Too bad it wasn't streamed
>>4144629
...is it possible to do that with a man's chest?
>she gets distracted as she pulls off her cloak and sweater, her modest and freckly bust bouncing out
>Anon's dick is soon between them, trapped against her soft skin as she rises up and down, though her attention appears to be far from the boobjob
Maybe if he was very chubby or very muscular...but would that feel as good? I need to watch more fellows making love...
>>4144676
Your penis is very handsome. Just so you know.
>up her feet come, softly capturing his length and sliding down to his base, rolling around before rising back up
>>4144695
I think a sock around the doorknob would have worked better. But that's alright-
>silenced by his kiss, she reaches up and cups his chin, her legs wrapping around and locking with his
>>4144704
I do. When the people come back. But sometimes they don't want them back. I get a lot of wedding rings because of that...
>surprised, she thinks for a moment, trying to remember what had particularly excited her in her late night rub-off sessions amongst the deviants
...well, maybe one thing. Do you know what the sixty-nine is...?
>>4144881
Would eat out.
>>4144869
>sex maniac
Finally
>>4144881
>that pic
>giving it (You)s
>>4144881
Post more!
>>4144907
Stop giving it attention.
>>4144895
Can I lewds the Parsee
>>4144894
>As she presses the soft flesh of her tits against his cock he makes a small shigh in pleasure.
Well I… Don’t know…?
>He looks at her with a curious expression as he begins to hove his hips ever so slightly.
>>4144913
We get it blake, you don't like LD. Now fuck off.
Hello there, any anon feel like helping me clean up?
>>4144955
Sure. Anything you want to do in particular?
>>4144971
Fuck off Jiro
>>4144967
Not that anon, but there isn't much of an excuse to acknowledge him these days
>>4144971
I'm cleaning up, all right.
>Throws a toaster into the tub
>>4144916
How about laura instead.
>>4144971
Uh...AngeLisa?
>>4145024
I can be whoever you want me to bby
>>4144894
Wedding rings? Oh dear..
>He chuckles quietly at the implications of this, before repositioning himself, his body facing you
Ah, yes, I've heard that is good fun.. Perhaps the two of us could try it?
>>4145004
>not a hair dryer
who keeps a toaster in their bathroom?
>>4144894
>He tries to stifle a moan
Uh thank you. So are your legs.
>The warmth of her flesh coupled with the smooth feeling of the pantyhose makes his cock twitch against her feet. He places a hand on her leg rubbing her thigh and calf reassuringly
>>4145002
>Telling Jiro to fuck off
also, Dabuz won, I'm waiting for the top 8 stream to start now
>>4144884
I like watching zero
and not because I'm a tierslut asshole who plays diddy and shiek
but it's okay since I main ROB, and he's only "High mid tier"
>>4145017
No. More porn of you.
>>4145053
Stop blogging.
>>4145017
>>4145065
I agree with the anon.
>>4144981
I kinda want to rub your ears while you suck me or just fuck you, to be honest.
>>4144971
Well, I guess it is kinda hot..
>>4145069
>is petted
>>4145065
what he said
>>4144851
It sounds rather overprotective. Don't worry, I'll be fine! You remind me of mom.
>>4145097
(That Gravelord sword.)
>>4145081
I can defiantly suck you off only if you allow me to drink your cum.
>>4145065
>>4145079
>>4145097
Fuck fine.
I'm gonna go back to watching Evo.
>>4144956
Hmm. I suppose you wouldn't.
>as the tip rises up between her breasts, she gives it a little lick, tongue niggling at the frenulum to make him twitch every time he surfaces
>for a moment, she even takes the helmet into her mouth fully, letting it go after giving it a little swirl
>>4145044
Yes. I made a necklace out of them. Ironically, it holds together very well.
>she clambers up onto his lap, holding onto his shoulders with a touch of color coming to her cheeks
I would like that very much.
>>4145048
You're very sweet.
>the reassurance is noted, and she continues giving him his footjob
>she grunts with strain as she tries to speed up, still inexperienced, but hoping to provide a nice ending for the young man
>>4145147
But I want to fuck you.
>>4145141
Well I wanted to pump cum in to you either way, so that's fine with me.
>The male says as he approaches the youkai, undoing his pants along the way, tugging them and his underwear down enough to reveal his length to her.
>>4145147
Thank you best spooder
>>4145187
(all spiders are equal, but some spiders like Gwen are more equal than others)
>>4144894
>Wrapping his arms around her tailbone, he lifted her up and pulled her off the table. He kept the flurry of kisses coming.
>>4145159
>He keeps still as her tongue and mouth focuses on his tip. After a moment he places one of his hands on her head and moves his hips back and forth, pushing his length through her soft tit flesh.
>>4145092
You know you want to~
>>4145203
Sorry Muffet, I only say that because she's the only spider I've gotten to play with, even if we never quite lewded
You're a top tier spooder too
>>4144971
>Drops a hi-power electric blow dryer into the tub, cord connected into the nearby outlet. It seems to be a Fedora-brand hair dryer, making it immune to godmoding
>>4145186
>Parsee let out a sigh as she slowly gets on her knees. Her eyes widens once the male revealed their cock to her. She slowly took hold of the shaft in her hand and began to stoke it while occasionally kissing the tip with her soft lips.
>>4145235
>>4145203
The fair lady pretty top tier.
>>4145159
Ah, excellent!
>His eyes light up briefly, not really expecting to have been met with a positive response
>As you climb into his lap, he loosely drapes his arms around your waist, his hands coming to rest on your lower back
>After looking into your eyes, and without really thinking, he leans in, planting his lips on yours
>Staying like that for a while, eyes closed, he suddenly snaps back, he's cheeks a deep red
Ah, m-my apologies! I seem to have momentarily, um, lost my composure..
>>4145249
>As he promised to, a hand rested on the side of her head, stroking a pointed ear as she slowly stroked his cock to hardness, hardening in her slowly stroking hand.
Ah... thanks, Parsee.
>>4145248
>by the time you drop the device into the shower, jiro had already gotten out of the bathtub, unaware of what was going on behind him
So how about that offer anon?
>>4145235
(I wasn't offended, I was complimenting Gwen)
>>4145263
(Oh, I can't wait to get a session with that spider goddess)
>>4145159
>His grip on her leg tightens indicating he's very near his limit. His face scrunches up as he tries to control himself. The speed of her feet is too much to handle. He makes one big thrust into the soles of her feet and begins shooting hot strings of cum all over her legs. A few strands land on her face causing her to flinch. He looks at her embarrassed
Sorry for the mess I've made. I just got really turned on
>>4145248
You cannot stop Godmodding. You can only hope to contain it.
>>4145046
Someone as autistic as Jiro
>>4145263
At the risk of waking up with my ribs covered with spider webs I would like to say all the spiders that come here are SSSensational.
This is the stance of The Sorcerer King and The Sorcerer Kingdom of Nazarick.
>>4145294
I figured, still, Muffet a qt too
>>4145072
Stop giving it (You)s you fucking retard.
>>4145300
>Tips fedora
How can godmodding be real if god isn't real?
Checkmate, and touchdown thurman thomas.
>>4144971
This is Blaziken by the way. Who is probably bitter that they never banged Jiro.
>>4145234
Alright, you bastard, you've got me
>>4145335
Blaziken is a dirty drama-monger anyway he constantly played the fence between DMG and LD.
>>4145322
Come here my child. Let your skeleton bones be covered in my webs.
>>4145294
Soon.
>>4145335
Blaziken is cool and not a blogposter, unlike Jiro
>>4145335
Didn't Blaziken give discord screenshots to LD?
>>4145366
>Blaziken is cool
Yeah, I sure love being blue balled all the time.
>>4145370
What do you mean?
>>4145335
I never banged Jiro and I'm not bitter. Even though he turned me down because I'm not a girl.
>>4145366
Blaziken is a shitposter, he even legit admitted himself several times that here.
That's no cool ever..
>>4145040
So thats a no then.
>>4145124
oh right, that reminds me, your mom is next on that list... though protect the goat is gone obviously
and besides, it's not overprotective, I just love cuddling cute things
>>4145391
>innocent sergal
>Tries not to laugh.
>>4145393
He acted as a mole in the discord to help LD. Blaziken is cancer.
>>4145364
N-now wait. While one of my job classes may be chosen undead that doesn't mean i'm gonna be joining chaos and getting all sticky...
>>4145053
huh.... ZeRo is a tierslut asshole isn't he?
and I believe he doesn't like Pokken, probably because it's incredibly balanced
at least compared to smash
I bet he plays Mewtwo if he ever does play
>>4145391
You aren't innocent, you know exactly what you're doing!
>>4145279
It's the most I can do since I am- ah. H-hey, be gentle when you touch my ears. They are sensitive!
>She screams at the male before she stuck her tongue out and ran it along the tip. She then took the tip into her mouth as her hand began to speed to move faster.
>>4145391
>innocent sergal
Innocent Boy has evolved!
>>4145442
I knew that they always dropped people, but I never knew that they were that bad.
>>4145391
(Only one way to find out if you are Blaziken or not)
>A tiny almost inaudible splash makes insignificant ripples in the tub, just enough to draw your attention.
Oh no I'm small and I've fallen into the water. I sure hope the giant creature bathing next to me doesn't want to eat me or anything.
>>4145444
>not joining Chaos
>>4145454
>>4145279
*Hand began to move fast.
(I apologize if I make some grammatical mistakes since I haven't had any coffee.
>>4145297
Oh, Anon...you really should have said something...
>she presses her sticky soles together, playing with the seed in interest before dropping them back down into her Mary-Janes with a squishing sound
That was alright, though. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
>>4145264
>she hasn't stopped her dreamy composure, and leans back in to steal another kiss
>her fingers crawl up to his ears, giving them a soft squeeze as she kisses him, giving his bottom lip a tiny nip as she pulls apart
I think my composure has left on vacation...
>>4145221
>though a bit overwhelmed by the pressure on her skull, she continues trucking through, her chest just barely making it all the way around his knob
>her teeth softly graze his head as she continues suckling at it
>>4145207
>she laughs blissfully, face getting warm and rosy as she's smooched all over
>scooching forward on the desk, she slides her hands up his shirt, thumbing his nipples as she does so
>>4145463
I thought he was supposed to turn into a girl.
>>4145445
From what I've seen of Pokken, ZeRo plays Weaville, idk if weaville is a top tier or whatever though, I don't into Pokken
The only way we're going to get rid of LD is to stop responding to him. After some time he'll get bored and finally leave.
Unfortunately there are some autists who can't comprehend this and still feel the need to give him (You)s.
The short of it is, if you want LD gone, you need to start shiposting the people dumb enough to respond to him. Do your part and help save these threads.
>>4145481
>khorne
Pfffffff ahahahahaha
Changer of ways laughs in you blood starved maniacs
>>4145513
Agreed
how do I go from anonymous anon to ava poster? avatar posting seems much more difficult and like it has higher expectations
>>4145513
I think shitposting of an kind is just as bad. Just ignore LD and the idiots who reply to him.
>>4145513
Speak with your (you)'s
>>4145505
I kinda hope we see ZeRo get stomped by Cloud again
also, he says Ryu is potentially the best character in the game, but no one has mastered him
even though there's been PLENTY of time to master every character, yet there's much less Ryu wins, and everyone still uses Shiek and ZSS
I'm pretty sure he's bullshitting that
>>4145497
>He kept thrusting, feeling her breast on his shaft and her wet, warm mouth on his tip. He began to push deeper, trying to get as much of his cock into her mouth.
ah~ could you use more of your mouth? please~
>>4145541
>innocent sergal
>innocent boy was actually innocent
My fucking sides...
>>4145569
you post a picture of a character and act like them in each post
>>4145569
Practice a lot as anon until you feel ready enough to take the plunge. Don't be afraid to turn down anons if you feel swamped.
>>4145569
Well you're right about that. Just pick a character and rp like you already do, just know that everyone is judging you.
>>4145569
Just give it a try and see how you like it. Not everyone's cut out for it. I waffle here and there myself, people have said I'm strongest when I RP anon because that blank slate gives you a lot of freedom, but if you really love the character you're playing you have just as much freedom if not more, depending on the character/your interpretation.
>>4145497
>He laughs with her. This was the most fun he had in a while, and what made it better was it was with a kindred spirit. He let a low groan out as she played with his nipple. He put her on the desk and slipped his hands down her jeans over her underwear and softly groped her rear.
>>4145569
I'm in the same boat anon, I'm trapped as anon because I'm not confident enough to pick up the ava(s) I want.
>>4145569
(It's ultimately easier to RP anonymously, but it feels more rewarding to do an avatar. Just make a folder, think of some banter preemptively, and enter the thread. I find a prompt or question from the character usually works out better in the long run, but it's up to you how you want to do it.)
(Good luck!)
>>4145497
>After the second kiss, his mouth hangs slightly open fit a second, completely shocked
Then I suppose it is the best I can do tonight to throw my own to the wind.
>He places his hand on the back of your head, pulling you forward into another kiss, the other hand starting to slowly move down the back of your trousers
>>4145606
>Boops the silly boat
Rest well?
>>4145510
>Parsee moves her hand onto the male's waist as her moans began to vibrate against the male's cock. Parsee began to move her head forward only to taking more their cock into her mouth, allowing the tip to hit the back of her throat. She then began to bob her head back and forth with her tongue coiling around the tip when she moves her head back.
Cock deserves to be worshiped.
>>4145569
Advice: Analysis. Go through their source over and over again, writing down every little quirk and personality trait they display until you're confident you understand them. Then you get to the boring part, which is analyzing their speech patterns. You'll just need to notice frequently used words, phrases and such, which takes a lot of time.
t. Somebody who doesn't have any avas in ERP.
>>4145681
Haaa...
>The male lets out a long sigh, still stroking the youkai's pointed ear as she gets more in to sucking him. The warm feeling of her mouth and the caressing of her tongue urges his hips to start moving a little once the head teases the very back of her hot, wet throat.
>>4145694
I thought cocks were supposed to be bullied.
>>4145569
Are you reasonably fluent in English? Yes? Then you can ava. And don't worry too much about staying in character.
>>4145694
Butt deserves to be worshipped.
>>4145739
Snek?
>>4145665
I guess so, yeah.
>>4145756
>hugs the kenny
>>4145756
>And don't worry too much about staying in character.
Shit tier advice.
>>4145756
Says the shiposter.
>>4145756
Hey Kenny, want to have some quick fun?
>>4145756
You're the last person to give advice.
>>4145764
I thought butts were supposed to be plowed.
>>4145756
all you do is worship kurisu or go on about how you're the only one who doesn't hate ld.
>>4145792
Then most important question, feel better?
>>4145764
>tfw no butt to worship
>>4145768
What are you talking about~?
>>4145827
No they're supposed to be the ones plowing (my face)
>>4145583
>she silently stops her chestwork, dipping down to take him all into her mouth at once
>she sinks almost all the way down, her plum lipstick staining his shaft a bit as she bobs up and down
>she makes a little hungry noise, shaking her head like a hungry dog with a tube steak
>>4145620
Oh, that's my butt.
>she gives his nipples a little tweak, smooching his chin with poor aim and giggling again
>drawing her wand, she traces it up the line of his fly, a few sparks straying and grazing his thighs
>>4145645
>the curtain of straw colored hair that falls over half of her face is nudged aside, and she gives a dreamy moan as she's again kissed
>her back arches as the hands near her waist, but this only makes her slide up, eager to allow his hands access to her admittedly small rump
>>4145756
>don't worry too much about staying in character
(cancerous advice, never follow this)
>>4145756
I know people are going to say "don't worry about staying in character" is bad advice, but honestly as long as you don't stray to far off nobody really cares.
>>4145756
>And don't worry too much about staying in character.
Being in character is the reason Anons play with an Ava.
>>4145921
>It's ok not to do things properly
No.
>>4145921
People are mainly reacting that way because Kenny is a shitposter.
>>4145935
I'm just saying not all avas follow thier characters 1:1.
In order for some characters to lewd they need to be a bit ooc
>>4145744
>She closes her eyes as she then leans all the way forward, keeping the male's tip against the back of her throat which causes her to cough and gag, his balls resting against her soft chin. The scent of their cock and crotch slowly began to invade her senses.
>>4145921
(Absolutely incorrect)
(While it is okay to make deviances from the canon character for the sake of fitting the RP setting, staying as close to that character as possible is the reason why you should be doing that ava in the first place, that's the challenge of playing a role)
>>4145935
not a single one of these characters would ever lewd a stranger
there would literally be no ERP if people followed their character to perfection, literally becoming that character
you're a faggot
(Who would want some stinky NEET dick?)
>>4145924
as an anon poster it's really just that the pictures and idea of it makes it easier to imagine but if you really think any of these characters would be so blatantly lewd then you're insane
Way more important to have better than writing than to better portray a character
>>4145884
>He let’s her continue for a while. He breathes heavily, almost panting due to the pleasure. Eventually he starts to feel pressure build up inside of him.
Mh~ I’m going to ~~ cum soon. Where do you want me to cum~?
>>4145989
>>4145997
People need to RP genuine sluts more often.
>>4145868
Hmmm. I stared at this question for awhile and a good response never quite came to me. I suppose I'm doing alright. Weather's decent, at least.
>>4145884
>As you slide up, he takes a firm grasp of one buttock, and his cheeks redden further as he realises his growing erection is pressing against your lower body probably quite obviously
>Regardless, he leans further into the kiss, gently sliding his tongue in between your lips and into your mouth
>If his mouth didn't have better things to do right now he would ask isn't one had ever told you you actually had a really nice butt
Just because the character that an ava plays isn't likely to have sex at the drop of a hat doesn't mean they can't try to stay as in character as the scene allows. That's part of what makes Hotaru so fun to play with for example.
>>4146025
I know this feeling all to well.
>>4146028
(*If no one had ever told you
My apologies, I'm on a phone currently)
>>4145756
Kenny I like you quite a lot, but that's terrible advice.
>>4146025
Well, at least it's something. But it does mean I get to wish you a good night before work!
>>4145884
>He can't help but chuckle with her again. He watched her trace her wand up his fly and took a sharp breath as the stray sparks grazed him. He pecks her nose.
I wonder what your planning?~
>His thumbs slipped into the waistband of her panties as his groping continues.
>>4145997
>>4145989
(Portraying a character well while hitting the lewdness that the thread maintains is what good writing entails here)
(While you can change things about that role from the established source, it's a good idea to stick to the resulting character after those changes, because consistent chemistry is what draws people back)
>>4146053
(You get it)
>>4146067
Why do you like Kenny, do they play in private or something. I genuinely don't get it.
>>4146053
That and their blatant insanity, which, while technically is at least in character, the shit they say sometimes is as likely to put you rolling on the floor with laughter as it is to make you fap.
>>4146053
This!
Why did Kenny become a dickriding shitposter again?
>>4146133
He likes LD for some reason and just generally shitposts. I don't think he ever erp'd here really, I don't understand the people who come here and act like that. Why waste time?
>>4146133
>dickriding
>shitposter
In these threads, these two don't belong together.
>>4146060
A blank state is better than a sad one, at least.
>>4146069
That is nice, mhmm.
>>4146144
Kenny rps from time to time, Its just they do it less and less.
>>4146083
>>4146110
>>4146053
(Unless your character has basically has no in game dialogue that tells how they act and you need to go off assumptions. )
>>4146144
Ironic ERP like the threesome with DMG and LD at best.
Why Kenny feels the need to always reiterate 'it takes a lot for me to hate people xd' any time he talks to LD about how awful a person he is is really awkward too.
>We will never get a ERPing Kurisu again
>The last time we did, they got doxxed and had a nervous breakdown in mid-session
I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ______ TONIGHT!
>>4146181
That sentence is kind of confusing.
What I meant to say is that they started off as a regular rper, then started doing it less and less.
Hey
>>4146000
>popping off of his cock, she takes a deep inhale, trying to catch her breath, made all the harder by her hammering heart
>she motions to her bare chest, hands wrapping back around the bottom of his shaft
>licking the saliva and precum from her lips, she stares at Anon expectantly
>>4146028
>though her kissing isn't what one would call traditionally lewd, it's sweet all the same, soft and slow with just a hint of tongue
>she gives Anon a sly smile as he takes hold of her ass, pressing further forward into his groin
>if her mouth didn't have better things to do right now, she would ask if he'd ever seen gnomes making off with his knickers in the middle of the night like she had
>maybe it's a good thing she can't
>>4146072
Oh Anon, no good time ever came from planning...
>down his zipper comes, and her length of wood rubs against his
Remember, it's not gay unless the handles touch. Ron told me that. I don't know why that's the rule, but nevertheless-
>she jumps a bit, going silent as he dips down into her pants
>>4146181
When have they ever rp'd? Also why do they encourage LD.
>>4145979
A-ah, Parsee.. almost...
>The male warns, the vibration from her gagging making him shiver a little, lightly pinching the tip of a pointed ear as he pushed his pelvis as flush to her face as he could, burying his dick in her throat.
>>4146208
Underaged faggot kys
>>4146208
Honest question, why do you come here? At least Kurisu shitposts, you just appear and leave.
>>4146217
I think the last time was when they got raped by dmg and an anon.
>>4146254
That was a long time ago.
>>4146177
Aw, you're all terse. How about some fun before you head out, then?
>>4146201
BANE
>>4146095
Yes, they do. They also shitpost in private
>>4146177
But I am sad.
>>4146254
I tried jerking off Kenny's magical futacock with my bun ears and she vanished.
>>4146201
cute traps
>>4146244
I don't know. Just passing the time in a place that is entertaining?
>>4146201
A cute boy.
>>4146214
If that is what you want~
>Finally allowing himself to cum, he spurted rope after rope of cum onto her bear breasts. Covering them in his sperm. He made a long moan as he came. Catching his breath once the orgasm subsided, he looked at her.
Ha~ so… Want some more?
>>4146300
Well that at least explains the people who reply to her. I just wish they stop coming here if they have no intention of doing anything with anyone else.
>>4146201
(Shantae, I feel like shit for falling asleep on her)
>>4146217
With Yandere-chan.
>>4146214
>He breaks back from the kiss, eyes looking aside shyly
You really are something special, you know..
>He shakes his head quickly, clearing his thoughts
R-Right, anyway.. We did, if I recall, have a plan in mind, yes?
>He raises an eyebrow at you, the corners of his mouth turned up
Perhaps some other time, though..
>>4146201
Ms. Fortune
>>4146228
>PArsee nails slowly began to sink into the male's waist as her eyes widen and tears began to form. Her coughing became more apparent a her throat began to squeeze against the male's cock. Her nails finally pierce through the anon's nails drawing first blood from them, causing it to drip down their smooth thighs.
>>4146201
(Yuggi, the Earthbound character, Gwen, and a Anon.)
>>4146201
Morrigan!
>>4146324
It does waste the images for each thread, I agree.
We have enough useless posts like whenever Jiro starts blogging, or anything involving Tewi
>>4146201
Chara
>>4146201
Alice!
>>4146214
(Why did I laugh at that? God, 4chan has ruined me.)
>His thumbs play with the waistband for a bit before he spoke.
You really are beautiful, Luna.
>His hand moved up around her back before they trailed to her front and over her bra. He gave hetlr breasts a light squeeze.
>>4146302
Oh.
I hope you feel better soon, anon.
>>4146286
Have something in mind?
>>4146201
If I was around; Jinx's maid, a dumb baka, Iowa
>>4146409
THE SOAP
>>4146201
every butt in this thread
>>4146409
H-H-H-Hey
>>4146201
Elphelt
>>4146201
Kogure-chan
>>4146201
Tenryuu, LoL Jinx, Iowa, JackO
>>4146420
>SOAPS YOU
>THE SOAP IS IN A LARGE VASE
>WHICH IS IN A VERY LARGE SOCK
>BEATS YOU WITH THE SOAP
>>4146431
Hi cute girl!
>>4146418
Maybe, just a wee bit.
>He puts his hands on her hips and starts to shuffle her slowly with him.
Come on, come on, slowboat.
>>4146455
Kurisu can I lick your feet?
>>4146201
Miku.
Looks like Date night will be the thread immediately following this one. Don't forget to bring some flowers or something.
>>4146409
Hi kurisu
>>4146444
>Gives the mysterious anon a hug because she won't be around later.
>>4146476
>She takes a few hesitant shuffling steps towards him with his insistent touch.
>>4146492
Why do you reply to Kurisu Papa Bones?
>>4146492
Let go on a date.
>>4146492
Hey Papa here's a reaction for you
>>4146379
>As his skin breaks from her tight grip, the combination of that feeling with the throat fucking was enough to push his cock over the edge. His meat still buried in her throat, he starts cumming even as he's wincing from her nails digging in to his skin, his jizz shooting right down her throat, tickling the back of it as the warm goo squirts inside.
A-ahh...!
>>4146492
Papa, do you mind if I start a little early with someone? I know they don't have much time.
>>4146492
Hello Papa Bones! How are you today?
>>4146508
Why do you ask questions to Papa Bones, Anonymous?
>>4146503
>Being hugged, he smiles.
Thank you!
>>4146254
Do I have to rape Ken Ken again?~
>>4146489
>Licks your feet
>saliva is acidic.
>>4146566
Stop replying to shitposters.
>>4146508
I've never had a problem with Kurisu.
>>4146511
Thanks Parsee but, I'm not much in the way of dating material. I'm sure you could find someone younger and cuter.
>>4146518
Much appreciated my child. I went on a whirlwind of saving through pixiv earlier and got a lot of nice stuff.
>>4146529
Oh please anon by all mean! Never feel you have to wait for the theme to start an RP.
>>4146535
I'm alright. I spent a little too much on pc parts this weekend and I'm a little broke. How are you?
>>4146587
You just did though.
>>4146566
Only if I get to fuck your ass while you do it again <3
>>4146592
But I want the cute skeleton to show me his gravelord sword.
>>4146417
...
>she softens at the touch, looking on the verge of melting in his arms
You're beautiful, too...
>she begins to push her pants down, exposing just a bit of flesh on the way down
>she mumbles each time his fingers squish into her tender breast flesh
>>4146322
>her nose winkles at the smell of the pearl necklace, but she takes a little taste anyway
More on my chest? I think you've gotten plenty there, don't you?
>her thumb and index finger circle around the base of his shaft, and she slowly and firmly draws it off, cleaning his cock of his mess
>>4146349
I think that's the sweetest thing someone's ever said to me. Besides, "Luna, I'm happy you were born."
>whispers
But that was Neville, I'm not sure if that counts.
>she tilts her head, and frowns deeply
Did we have a plan...? I'm sorry, I've forgotten it...my head is too far up in the clouds sometimes...
>>4146600
Got me there.
>>4146566
Yes.
This place needs more rape.
>>4146566
This attitude is what got you in to all your troubles in the first place.
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000540459.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AypdIUA.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000540459")
>Hotaru's family gathering
>Notice a lady with black hair
>She looks exactly like Josuke Higashikatatatatata's mom
>Hotaru and Josuke are related
>This is now my headcanon
Kill me already
>>4146592
I'm alright. Comcast is a shitty IPS so now I'm waiting until later for it to be fixed, so I'm drowning my sorrows posting here and playing PS4.
Hope the compu-tron works well!
>>4146566
L-Leave her alone.
>>4146572
>feet burn off into liquid
>dies without her perfect feet
>>4146592
Arigato, Papa!
4146503
>He slowly pushes her towards the kitchen table, already well set and he clicks off the lights as he walks by. He slowly eases her into a seat and walks around the darkened room, still bright enough with the passing of the setting sun. Nonetheless he still grabs a lighter and sets the candles on the table aflame. He passes by her on the way to the stove quickly giving her a kiss on the cheek.
I knew you didn't have time before they sent you off to tend the Kindergarten or do some night expeditions. I thought I'd get started a wee bit early, so you didn't have to sit through it all.
>He glances over his shoulder with a smile.
>>4146628
Gwen!
>>4146628
I agree. Put a web at the exit and it'll be fool proof~
>>4146663
Do you want a taste of what she got too sweetie?~
>>4146455
h-hi>\\\\\\\<
>>4146663
>Creates clone.
>Make her 10x more lewd
>Get perfect foot jobs every day.
And they all lived happily ever after.
>>4146736
>emoticons
Leave
>>4146201
"Somebody strong! And handsome! And cute! And rich! And sweet! And-"
"That probably isn't going to be possible, Lebe"
"And influential! And nice! And has a good eye for cute boys! And knows where to take us! And knows exactly the right things to say! And protects us when the mugger comes up to rob us after the dinner is over! And-"
"Why did you say us? Aren't dates usually one on one?"
"And respectful! And daring! And generous! And flexible! And patient! And-"
"This will never work out..."
>>4146625
Not on your chest no… But meaby you want me to fill your pussy up?
>He makes a small grin
Well? Want me to pound you pussy?
>>4146760
Leave.
>>4146753
>Thinking I'll actually leave because a fat man told me to over the Internet.
>>4146738
>comes back from dead because sequel bait
>kills clone
>sucks your cock
>>4146714
No! Absolutely not!
>>4146753
>>4146782
SHOTS FIRED I REPEAT SHITS FARTED
>>4146625
I suppose whether or not they count is up to you alone to decide, no? Which is why I am very glad you seem to have decided I do.
>He leans in for one more quick kiss
You said you wished to try sixty nine?
>>4146760
[Goddamn it, stop being delicious you two!]
>>4146782
>fat
Project more
>>4146793
Yeah, coming from a shitposting husk that doesn't mean much
Hey, I guess that applies to both of you
>>4146625
>He couldn't help but stiffen slightly at her show of skin. He's "wand" also stiffened a bit. He leans in and kisses her lips again while his fingers tease her breasts.
>>4146778
"Hmm? Why's that?"
>>4146804
"Don't eat us!"
>They cry out in unison and stare up at him with puppy dog eyes.
>>4146793
It could be nice! Hell I could handle both you and my little furry Ken Ken at the same time! I'll let you two kiss while I plow into you <3
>>4145569
xth for replying ten years too late
I started out as an ava. Just go for it! The fact that you're even worried about meeting expectations means that your conscientious enough to improve from wherever you are. Don't fixate on post length, it's basically irrelevant. We have accepted avas with averages anywhere between two lines and novella replies. I'm still a bit new here to be offering any detailed advice, but I know we always need more players. Did you have anyone specific in mind to ava?
Also hello thred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw9Gg3wsczA
>>4146760
Can I marry both ship boys?
>>4146820
No.
>>4146793
Kurisu please let me sit under your desk.. It's not nice in here.
>>4146538
No problem. I hope you have a good day ahead.
>Pats his head briefly.
>>4146680
(Dummy)
>She takes her seat, her single eye looking to and fro over the surroundings with something of a confused look before settling her gaze on him. Her eye closes briefly at the kiss to her cheek before opening again when he steps away.
So you can do more than make silly jokes and giggle like a silly after all, huh?
>>4146820
oh no my feelings kappa
>>4146843
S-STOP THAT THIS INSTANT
>>4146839
I can't promise anything!
Each one of you is irresistible, so how could I possibly endure when both of you are together? Tch!
>He crossed his arms, tilting his head to the side.
Troublesome, troublesome!
>>4146760
Like me?
>>4146908
Of course you can, but only if you become my footslave.
>>4146760
Like me?
>>4146526
>Parsee kept her lips tightly shut as she continued coughing once the hot liquid bean to shoot into the back of her through. She simply could start on heir cock any longer, feeling her self slowly struggling to breath. Parsee quickly lean back as they male continue releasing his semen causing it to hit her face, quickly covering her face with his semen. She quickly swallowed the liquid that was in her mouth only to move her right hand to her face, wiping some of the semen onto her fingers, and she began to lick the semen off her finger while looking at the anon with her right eye.
>>4146914
Stop whhaaaat? Ken Ken loved it when I pumped deep into her, filling her belly until it expanded with cum!~ I'm sure you'd love it too~
>>4146768
That's crude, Anon.
>sidling up into his lap, she nods
I would like you to fill me up, please.
>>4146795
If you didn't count, I wouldn't be here.
>her attention pricks, and she nods eagerly
Lay down.
>>4146833
Mmf...Anon, you're going to make me finish too quickly...
>she shudders, feeling his hardness pressed against her, trying not to hump herself into it
>smooching his nose, she motions down to their laps, trying not to look too needy
>>4146844
Hello
Planning on mixing in gore with tonight's festivities?
>>4146844
(Good afternoon!)
>>4146900
"W-Woah now, that's way too early! Plus polygamy is illegal!"
"That would be adorable though! I can't wait to wear a long, flowy white dress and walk down the isle to-"
"L-Lebe!"
"Come on Max~"
"That's not something to joke about!"
>>4146917
"We're a dual package after all!"
"N-No we're not! And that doesn't give you permission to eat us! Bad anon, bad!"
>Max pokes into his shoulder repeatedly, standing up on the ball to reach the taller man.
>>4146920
"Oh! See, I told you it wasn't hard!"
"I'm at a loss for words..."
"Did you want to, sir?"
>>4146942
"I don't think a NEET scientist are any of those things!"
>>4146844
(Hi)
>>4147012
(Hi to you as well silly)
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000078289.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ctw24vt.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000078289")
>Not having a double date
>One with a can of Pepsi
>Another with Ramune
One took me by force~
The other has been there for me~
>>4147012
Want to? I'd love to! Such hard working boys.
>>4146691
Parsee!
>>4146914
>>4146954
I want to watch.
>>4147040
>Not having a double date
>One a bottle of Kraken the other being crippling depression
>>4147060
Perfect! You can tie her up so she can't run away~
>>4147012
You're a dual package? Good!
Then both of you will be my date tonight!
>He said with amusement as he watched Max poking his shoulder... Before wrapping his around around the forms of both shipboys.
It is decided!
>>4146942
Your footslave?
Yes please.
>>4146952
>As she withdrew from his saliva soaked, cum drooling dick, he lightly rubbed the small bloody mark she'd pierced his skin at. Still, that mattered little to the pleasure he had felt and how she looked cleaning up his sperm.
Haaah... thanks for that, Parsee...
>He says, lightly rubbing his wet dick against one of her cheeks.
You're really good.
>>4147060
More porn!
>>4147003
>He looks down and asks.
Do you want me to put it in?
>His fingers stop momentarily.
>>4147012
Damn it! I'd love to go on a date with you two, but I have a date already in about 4 hours...
>He scratches his chin
Eh... I can make an exception; is that cool with you two? I don't really know what places you'd like to go too, however...
>>4146910
>His smiling face leads to rolling eyes as he grabs a few pot holders and two sets of chopsticks. He sets the potholders down on the table in front of her and quickly takes one pair of chopsticks to briefly and softly pinch the end of her nose.
I'll have you know that I can, thank you! Hmph!
>He sets both pairs down next to her and pulls a chair from the opposite side down setting it slightly off-kilter from hers. He grabs a large ceramic plate and sets it on the holders, still pouting. He grabs two glasses and sets them down, pre-chilled and filled with ice, before running off to grab something from the fridge. He smiles and pours a sloshing concoction of chunky pinkness, before placing in and extra thick straw.
I know you're going to work, so obviously we can't have any REAL fun with these, but I thought the gesture would still be there.
>>4147012
>The greedy Admiral laughs with a twinkle in his eye.
Not at all, you two! If there's love, then you're free to give a ring no matter the circumstances. Headquarters is totally OK with it. Actually I hear they make a profit off selling extra rings, but, well, I'm a sucker for love, as they say.
(Get midway through post and our fucking basement floods, A+ for water magic)
>>4146628
Rape is bad, I thought you were a crime fighter
>>4146634
Only if I can keep that sugar skeleton of yours
>>4146663
I'm sure it will once all the parts come in, unfortunately it's probably going to be another month or so. A evga 1080 is expensive and I have to pay to fly out to a wedding and pay for school first.
All I have to buy now is the case, graphics card and processor. Till then I still have my ps3 and 4 backlog to keep me busy
>>4146620
I'm not much of the sword-wielding type. Go grab some cute thing to have your way with Parsee, no use wasting time on a pile of dusty bones.
>>4147040
>>4147072
>Not having a double date with crippling social anxiety and overwhelming regret.
>>4145756
What the fuck is this. I don't get off work until 3.
>>4147005
(Nope. I actually really like date night.)
(Now, if it's requested of me, that's a different story.)
>>4147012
(It's nice to see the Germans already hard at work.)
>>4147032
(Bote! I hope you're doing well today. I'm sorry I haven't been around in ded hours much, trying to get a wrangle on some stuff and things.)
>>4147040
H-Hotaru-chan...
>>4147003
If that is what you say…
>He moves his hand under her skirt and under her panties. He pushed two finger into her wet pussy. He began to move them in and out as well.
Looks like you’re already wet. Tell me, do you want to be top or…?
>>4147003
Perhaps, but that does not make it mean any less.
>He follows your order, lying on his back and moving his hands to the front of his trousers, unbuttoning them
Well, ready when you are!
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv_000400609.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oWp1LuG.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 01v1.5 [49EA70DE].mkv 000400609")
>>4147134
My sugar intake has turned my bones into dust!
Sooooo, in many ways, I'm an octopus!
Boneless. Slippery. Soft. Squishy. And taste good with soy sauce all over my body.
>She runs a finger on Papa Bones' chest, trailing a heart shape on it.
Want to taste me~?
>>4147164
R-Ramune-kun.
I-I hope you can forgive me...
>>4147159
Except I work on an assembly line and there are cameras around me all day. If I pull out my phone and I'm not on break, I get fired on the spot. And the last break I get is at 1:30.
>>4147149
>>4147187
Ken ken! Be my date for date night!
What do you think, folks? A thicc Greninja few of you may possibly remember, or a much thiccer pink alien milf, complete with aglazed donut?
>>4147032
"Hi there Einzel Auge!"
"Frau Tenryuu, what brings you to such a place?"
>>4147055
"Where are we going then?"
"Hm...that would be important to establish, wouldn't it?"
"Any idea, sir??"
>>4147076
"Hey! I didn't agree to that, Lebe-"
"Then it's decided! Ahaha~"
>Lebe laughs joyously when brought into mans arms alongside Max, who hangs his head with a long, drawn out sigh.
"So....where are we going?"
>>4147125
"Sounds like you're going to hoodwink them!"
"It's up to you sir. We certainly wouldn't mind something to eat."
"No backing out though! You'll have to make up your mind! The one asking the person out should have the idea~"
>>4147132
"This isn't right!"
"We just got transferred here and you've already fallen for us? What a sucker! Hehehe~ You're too much of a sweet heart Admiral!"
>Lebe chuckles into his palm.
>>4147153
(Oh it's not that early! Who are you bringing tonight?)
>>4147214
I loved that greninja
bring her back pls
>>4147214
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS!
>>4147072
And i can web up the exit so that nobody interferes.
>>4147101
Fine.
But now that skill has to cooldown.
>>4147134
Well Kurisu existing is a crime, so raping her is more like a public service.
>>4147214
Didn't you abandon the thread for the discord?
>>4147214
I'd been wondering where Greninja was these days! Never got the chance to play with her. I'd be glad to see her back. But I'd also be open to the Gooze.
>>4147097
I am just happy to help you get off to something. You taste actually really sweet.
>>4147214
>thiccer pink alien milf
Very very hard to say no to that.
I'm not an anal enthusiast, though.
>>4147230
DMG FUCKS DOGS
>>4147173
>her hips swivel around up into his face, the pleated skirt rising up a bit in the back
>she finishes the job of shoving his pants down, and gets poked in the eye by his member when it flops out
Oof-
>her tongue dabbles a bit at the tip, and she parts her legs a bit
I am ready.
>>4147106
I just said yes. Silly.
>can you see the little hearts in her eyes
>do it
>>4147169
I think that I am alright with being the bottom.
>though she doesn't make any noise, her face contorts as he dives into her, teeth sinking into her own lips with each sensitive crevice he brushes against
>her toes curl as she waits for her Anon to jump on
>>4147217
Where are we going?
>The male looked at both of them with a smile before glancing in front of him
>His smile turned into a neutral look
Crap, I got no idea.
Feel free to suggest something! After all, I want to know what you two like before we proceed to fuck~
>>4147202
Oh shit is date night tonight?
>>4147214
The frog.
>>4147214
>A thicc Greninja
yes.
>>4147214
>stuffs face into that pink donut
I've called my vote.
>>4147231
Even better!
>>4147254
IT
WAS
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
... I still need to fuck Kibbles...
>>4147268
IT WAS... Often... Shut up!
>>4147272
Next thread!~
>all these dates
>all these inebriated hooligans
>I'll have to be on high alert tonight
>because I AM THE LAW
>>4147217
Wherever you want.
I care more about my date than myself.
>>4147178
>Drinks Ramune-kun and tosses him in a recycle bin. He tasted pretty good.
He said he'll always remember the good times. But really, you could just buy another one whenever you want. Tired of me yet, Hotaru-chan? Sorry what happened in your washroom yesterday. I didn't, uh, mean for it to turn out that way.
>>4147126
>She winces her single eye at the pinch to her nose, watching him go about his routine of setting up the table. Her cheeks lightly flush from the gesture, though she tries to seem nonchalant about it.
A-always something to do, yeah... b-but, I, um. Appreciate it.
>She says, focusing now on the glass he had poured to keep from looking at him directly for the moment.
>>4147153
(I was actually hoping you'd have missed out on the hate mail leading in to feelposting I did last night, but I'm managing okay so far today. Don't feel obliged to keep me company, you do you, though I do appreciate the thought from one of my favorite people here.)
>>4147217
>She pats the two boys gently atop their heads.
Just a bit of free time before daily sorties. Are you two behaving?
>>4147231
I want to fuck that ass every day
>>4147254
>>4147268
>dick hardens
>>4147290
>IT WAS... Often... Shut up!
>>4147217
Never expected you to have such traditional views on these matters, Lebe. Hmmm... Perhaps, some high-class establishment? Haven't been to one of those in a while, and I'd certainly have no trouble spoiling such cute little things such as yourselves!
>Nodding resolutely at his plan, he offers both arms towards Z1 and Z3
Shall we be off, then?
I really want to spam images so Date Night comes sooner.
>>4147227
>>4147236
Good to know we have some classic fans here~!
>>4147275
>>4147272
Nice, nice, she's a good choice.
>>4147230
They're not animals if they talk back and give consent, right?
>>4147235
That was when the threads were kinda shit and there was still drama around. I haven't even been in the /trash/ server for the past month, so, go figure.
>>4147287
And what a good vote it is~!
>>4147252
We can work something out, I'm sure.
>>4147153
I want you to know that you do this thread a service by being flexible.
>>4147230
Well you fucked Paul already, hard to go lower than that.
>>4147255
>He waits for her to lay on her back. Once she does, he pulls up her skirt and pushed the panties to the side, revealing her wet slit. He wastes no time as he pushes his length into her wet tunnel. He starts to pound it immediately
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000149222.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uQOfVPp.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000149222")
>>4147308
You missed a spot. That spot is forever tainted.
Once again, you have disappointed me, anon. Prepare to die.
>Hotaru once again gave anon a dangerous look before flicking his nose.
It's alright, just never do it again. I'm still sore.
>>4147217
What's not right about it? Love needs to be expressed. Besides, if I can get you both to 99 and give you both the ring, then you can't go back to your old base.
>>4147339
NO. THEN THEY'RE TALKING ANIMAL!
Talking animals with big.. juicy blue booties...
>>4147178
>The skeleton's chest rises in a great belly laugh, more from memory than actually needing to breathe. Still, he gives the closest his skull can accommodate to a smile before patting your shoulder.
Oh Hotaru, you make a very sweet and tempting offer. Yet, I believe I am not the man for the job, what with no tongue and all.
>>4147231
Well, if you say so. Just make sure to keep the noise down. I wouldn't want Seras to have her police training triggered and try to arrest your ass again
>>4147339
I gotta get some frog booty sometime
>>4147346
this T B H
>>4147255
>He pulls your own trousers and underwear down, revealing your slit
This is certainly quite the view...
>Taking both of your buttocks in his hands, he wastes no time in pulling you down onto him, his tongue lying along your delicate entrance, poised to dig inside at any moment
Should I fap or try to rp?
>>4147214
>every day, more THICC pokemon are being made
>Sylveon
>Blaziken
>Braixen
>Goodra
>Zangoose
>Mewtwo
how much more?!
>>4147365
Calls out for the police girl with the big tits.
>>4147339
Well, as long as she doesn't mind putting her vagina to use, yes, we can indeed work something out.
Something very nice.
>>4147376
Fap to your RP
>>4147381
I wanted to pick one up. But that'd be jumping on the bandwagon...
Unless someone has an idea of what they want me to play
>>4147381
Don't sleep on the classic one <3
I've also got a scrafty folder, no idea how I'd play her really, but the option is there, and I've still got my Magearna that I'm saving for sun/moon's release
>>4147301
Woop woop, pull over, dat ass is too fat.
>>4147381
(it's sorta thick)
>>4147348
>Braces himself, but ends up just rubbing his nose.
Ahh, sorry, Hotaru-chan. I did my best but I was just as wiped as you were.
>>4147339
You really knew how to play her, I just wish I hadn't been so -tongue-tied- during her sessions back then. But there's always future chances.
>>4147411
>gardevoir
I know it's the typical waifu-/pokephilia-mon, but I'd still love to utterly rail one silly.
>>4147339
She is the BEST choice!
>>4147415
When this date night starts...you're first in the Patty Wagon.
>slips a pair of sunglasses on
>Black Betty blares on the stereo of her motorcycle
>revs her motor at him threateningly
>Mecha will cuck you because you're a vanillafag
JUST
>>4147441
Enjoy RPing with Paul
>>4147267
"Sounds like you want the date to take place in your bedroom."
"We could just skip straight to the good part!"
"Nngn...I guess...I would've at least like some kind of ice cream or something though."
>Lebe remains rolling on his heels, bouncing back and forth with excitement at the prospect. His youthful face is alight with a burning happiness from the prospect, whereas Max just stares back at him deadpan.
>>4147302
"Well, there's always numerous restaurants around. Also other hangout spots like the beach, arcades, bars, bowling alleys, etc."
"We don't mind anywhere! Just give us a good time!"
>>4147312
"Ja Frau!"
>They both answer at the same time, giving the older woman a shining smile from her headpat.
"Get any of the abyssals for us?"
"Do you need to rest up or anything like that, Tenryuu? I'm sure it must be stressful."
>>4147333
"I'm down for a lot you know, but I want to do it right! High class is the best! Just let us get changed, we can't wear our uniforms there!"
"That's...actually correct, Lebe. I'm surprised you didn't want to just go like this."
"I want to look my best~!"
>Before taking the man's request, the two of them bounce into their dressing room and come out moments later wearing matching outfits once more. Plain white dress shirts, black dress pants, fine shoes, but still wearing their berets, they head back over to him and wrap around a separate arm each.
"Let's go!"
>>4147364
I'm sorry, were you saying something?
>>4147366
>checked
I think we had an encounter once before- then again, that WAS a couple months back or so. I guess another one wouldn't hurt~
>>4147381
I've been here before, just haven't been around for a while.
...why, did you want some?
>>4147430
I'd hope so, if I'm trying to be around more.
>>4147450
Nice to hear!
>>4147386
Alas, it seems like Greninja is the popular choice right now, and I can't play two characters at a time...
>>4147456
Mecha's a vanillafag too, what are you talking about
>>4147452
Oh my.
I could take that quite a few ways~
>>4147214
>anon who was asking for gooze last night
(I'm watching evo right now anyways, so give these people all the frogposting they want!)
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000136652.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SCI8PLB.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000136652")
>>4147421
It's OK, you're forgiven for now~
>The girl approached and gave anon a hug, pressing her massive breasts against his chest
Where are you taking me tonight? I mean, tonight is date night~
>>4147365
Awwww~
Is it because the sugar in my body will be damaging for your skeletal self?
>She pouted
Or maybe you're afraid~? Tsk, tsk! You need to grow a spine...
Get it? Because you're a skeleton? Hahaha.. Hah...
>A look of despair and depression appears on her face
I'm terrible.
>>4147497
He got into gore just to get into Jinx's pants
>>4147484
>Greninja is the popular choice
Aww...
Well, it's not like I wouldn't enjoy tapping some greninja booty, really.
>>4147484
>That pic
STOP
THIS IS CHEATING
I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MY DATE TONIGHT
...Wait...
>>4147339
(Very nice to see you back then, ninja froge!)
>>4147362
"That's a little bit deceptive, isn't it?"
"Hehe~ You reaaaallly want us here, don't you Admiral? Plus what about your other shipgirls! Don't you love any of them more than just silly us?)
>>4147503
>Breaching on my territory
Boy...
>>4147214
>>4147381
>implying every pokemon in this thread will ever not be thick
>>4147312
Any time Cuteryuu! I know how tough you can be!
>He giggled, laughing at her already starting to fluster from just a little teasing.
It's watermelon, strawberry, and kiwi! I added in some lemonade to thin out the chunks a little better. Go ahead, it won't bite!
>He grabbed a pair of oven mitts from the wall and grabbed a large, simmering iron pot and slowly walked to the table. Placing it on the ceramic slab, the contents were finally revealed. Thinly sliced bits of beef, cabbage, tofu, mushrooms, and some shirataki noodles, all slowly simmered in the mixture of soy sauce and mirin. He looked at it, then back at the light blush on her face, already contented with himself. He grabbed a small ceramic bowl and cracked two eggs into it, setting it between the two of them as he sat down.
>>4147534
And on that note, who should be up for grabs on date night?
>>4147506
(Ahh, sorry, will you be around as long as you were last night? I'm going to step out for a bit, but I should be back early tonight. Probably in about 1.5-2 hours. I'll take Hotaru out then if you're not swamped.)
>>4147441
She was originally my first ava too, Maybe after date night we can do something, I'm watching Evo rn
>>4147484
Oh yeah we did, I believe it was in the discord
>>4147479
To the bedroom it is then!
>His hands previously resting on the hips of the twins soon found groping their butts playfully.
Then we'll enjoy some ice-cream together~!
Deal?
>>4147549
I'd date the hell out of thicc goodra or kobold princess.
>>4147549
W A R I O
A
R
I
O
>>4147549
Wario or bust
>>4147522
Hey, stick around in the threads a while. I'm sure you'll get your chance to tap some fine alien booty.
In the meantime, though... can this frog interest you?
>>4147529
>>4147534
(With all this attention? Good to be back~)
>>4147555
>checked again
I thought it was in the threads, too? Were you the same Marceline?
>>4147525
Something on your mind?
>>4147549
>Thicc kobold
YES!
![[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv_000212284.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l7x37UC.jpg "[Mori] Dagashi Kashi - 02 [F32D3D61].mkv 000212284")
>>4147551
[>implying I'll get swamped]
[;________;]
[But don't worry, I'll be around~! Have fun!]
>>4147255
(Have I ever told you I love the way you RP Luna?)
>He pulled her bottoms completely off and moved the fabric of her panties aside. His head rubbed against her lips before he pushed softly into her. He groaned as his head breached her lips.
>>4147549
Goatmom!
GOATMOM!
I want to go on a date with sweet, loving goatmom while she entertains the idea out of motherly fondness.
... and then lets things incredibly lewd by the end of it.
>>4147549
I'll post my own card. Anyone wanna date any of my avas?
>>4147572
>>4147570
I can't play Wario without Waluigi. It's like playing Morty without Rick.
Plus he's not for lewd.
>>4147569
Good choices, anon. I'll see what everyone else is interested in and take that into account!
>>4147589
>tfw no frog to date and cover in slime
>>4147597
That's two for Kobold Princess!
>>4147600
THICKER?
Anon, I hope you know what you're doing here.
>>4147621
>>4147600
Two for Goatmom, oh my. This isn't gonna be an easy choice.
>>4147589
I did play with you as Marcy so yeah
it's been awhile though, glad to see the thicc frog back
>>4147479
Oh, the beach! There's a fair we can go to. The two of you can behave, right?
>>4147589
Yes, that frog can in fact interest me. Quite easily.
>>4147549
I think you have the most avas I drool over..
>>4147589
>That netting cloths
PLEASE
STOP
I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF FOR LONG
>>4147600
>Absol: The Disaster Pokémon
>It appears when it senses an impending natural disaster. As a result, it was mistaken as a doom-bringer.
... Maybe Absol would be the perfect pick for me...
>>4147529
All's fair in love and war, right? Listen. I've said this before, but I really mean it - a good Admiral is one who truly loves all of his ships and takes care of them. And, certainly, there's a few girls I love a whole lot, just as much as you two. But, Lebe, Max, even though I love all of my cute girls there's one thing none of them can be - and that's cute boys, like you two!
(Hey, I need to take off for a little bit to go out to dinner. I'll be back pretty early and hopefully you're not drowning in Anons by the time I do, cause I haven't actually lewded them in quite a while and I"m due. But if you've still got room, hope to see you later!)
>>4147479
>She ruffles the two boy's hair, what she can reach under their little hats anyway, wearing a confident grin.
"I'll manage the best I can as I always do~ ... or try to. Anyway, I get shore leave tomorrow, so I'll power through the day today. I'm sure you'll both be busy helping everyone relax today."
>>4147517
(To be honest if she didn't have the Nazi or 40K character as easy-ins it's probably not an avenue I'd have pursued and would have stuck to loving sex with her maid. I was in to 40K for years, even submitted work during their open calls for fiction. It's just luck, though I doubt anyone'll believe me~ Who wouldn't want to get in to her pants though, honestly.)
>>4147543
"Not tough enough..."
>She grumbled, still blushing as she stared at his concoction before she shuffled a little closer to the table, until her chest was resting against its top, and she brought the straw to her lips. She gave it a suck, drinking down some of the mix and the lone eye would tell him by its gaze that she was enjoying what she tasted. She drank like a child taking a sippy as she watched him continue to put together something.
"It is pretty good, though... I like the watermelon part especially."
If dubs I'm gonna fuckin' do it
>>4147479
>He whistles at the boys' sharp dressing sense
How dandy! Well, now that we're ready, let's head over there.
>After a leisure walk with both German cruisers, they arrive at the place; a VERY 5-star establishment with an Italian motif. The waiting queue was at the very least an 1 hour, but the man grins at his dates.
Luckily, I have some connections with the manager!
>He waltz up to the Greeter and asks for the Manager. mentioning a repaid debt, and hastily rushes to seat the party of three.
AND, we are in!
>A nearby waitress approaches their table and inquires as to what they will be drinking tonight and if they are interested in appetizers.
Water, please. And one serving of Calamari, per favore.
>He turns to the boatboys
For you, boys?
>>4147643
You've got the sickness for the thickness
O A-A-A
GET UP CMON GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
>>4147635
I'm fine with both Kobold Princess and goatmom.
>>4147633
(I want to say Isabelle but I know you've played her a lot this week, and didn't want to burn you out on playing her.)
>>4147506
Please, I'm much to high a level to be weakened by something like su-
>Ainz stopped in his speech, robbed of his words by the bone-shatteringly bad skeletal pun. With a seemingly furrowed brow he raised his staff into the air and chanted
『MAXIMIZE MAGIC: GREATER SLAP』
>an ethereal hand appeared behind the girl, twice the size of his own. The hand streaked through the air, swatting her backside once, twice, three times with a loud crack!
That was awful and you should feel awful
>>4147600
>checked
Well, I'll be around, if you ever set your mind on something~...
>>4147636
Like I said; with all this attention, I'm kinda glad to be back.
>>4147635
>dating the ninja frog
O-oh, my... You don't really mean it, do you?
>>4147642
How so~? Did you have something special in mind-?
>>4147643
Why try to contain anything? As long as you have someplace thick and slick to release it on~!
>>4147217
(I have no idea, but I love to surprise people so you can basically expect either Luvia or the loneliest Sororitas.
I even reread Bolter to Kokoro.)
>>4147312
(Well, not to feelpost at you, but I've been feeling pretty shitty about standing by while people I like get shitposted. Some anons I've been playing with, Parsee, you. Obviously the 'just don't reply' rule is what it is for a reason, but I at least want to be there to offer a little friendliness to people that have been friendly to me. It's not an obligation, I greatly enjoy the opportunity to talk with people that share my interests alongside running my /erp/ shtick.)
>>4147341
(Thank you anon, but there are many avatars who do what I do. I'm certain that for most of us it's the players that matter most of all.)
>>4147662
ain't happening at this rate.
>>4147679
>>4147695
>Walks backwards while spraying Super repels
AWAY
AWAY LEWD THOUGHTS
I'LL BE BACK FOR DATE NIGHT
>>4147687
... It's on the list
>>4147695
well I've already set my mind that I want to breed that frog... but later... not right now
>>4147688
>>4147687
It's amazing how many people want to go on a date with me...! But, I'm going to be busy with work tonight. I'm sorry that I can't come, though!
>(Yeah, I am kinda burnt out already. Nice to see everyone likes my Isabelle!
>>4147695
Yes, I want to DATE that Ninja Frog! And then HOLD HANDS with her!
and probably lewder things as well
>>4147728
>Uses Attract on the mage
>Also flashes her big gooey boobies
>>4147689
A-Ahhh~~!
>The """""somewhat""""" masochistic Candy Queen was slapped by that magical bony hand, causing her to moan rather loudly
>A blush materialized on her face, her eyes full of lustful madness glancing at Papa Bones
And now I'm so wet with this rough foreplay of yours~
>>4147750
I'm more of an ass man.
AWAY
>>4147695
I don't even know what part of that I like that most, the thighs, the ass or the breast. They are all so perfect!
Heya! It's Mei and the posse!
Just got off work. Hows things in the thread
>>4147695
Oh, I don't know about special...
Just some good ol'-fashioned breeding.
That plump rear and wide hips look awfully good for just that, after all.
What does /ERP/ like on their pizza?
>>4147755
I wonder if her lips and mouth taste like candy..
>>4147780
>Just got off work
>20 minutes to 11
Wewlad.
Anyway, Date Night is next thread. Are you hype?
>>4147780
[All good~!]
[How is Mei doing?]
>>4147760
>Ara Ara's intensify to dangerously lewd levels
>>4147780
Mei is THICK!
This thread is extra thick now, with the goodra ,frog, and now you!
>>4147813
Garlic sauce and pepperoni.
>>4147739
Isabelle is a CUTE-!
>>4147734
Whenever you feel comfortable and I'm around. Until then~
>>4147728
OW MY EYES
>recoils in pain, smoke-bombing away
>>4147750
N-no kidding-...?
Well, I guess my smooth, wet body is good for dealing with your sticky, gooey one...
>>4147762
Whatever strikes your fancy. Every part of me is as good as you think it is~
>>4147653
>As he watches her edge her chest onto the table, he looked back at her eye. His grin grew cheeky and he poked her side with one of the chopsticks
"I can't say I'm terribly surprised, honestly."
>Placing them firmly back into his grip, he reached into the pot and stirred the ingredients around with them. He snagged a large piece of the beef, bringing it up to his mouth and blowing on it. He dipped it into the raw egg, swirling it around and dabbing it on the inside of the bowl. He pulled it away and placed his hand under it, letting the bits drip onto his hand and he held it up to her mouth.
>>4147813
Meat lovers
>>4147780
I want to fuck the android.
>>4147780
Nothing much, just hoping I'll be able to see Mei's voluptuous body later on tonight~
>>4147813
If I really must eat pizza, lots of meat or maybe pineapple.
>>4147843
Mah nigga.
>>4147565
"Wahh!"
"Hehe~"
>The two have wildly different reactions when he reaches out to fondle their similar shaped butts. Lebe's was just a tad bit firmer than Max's, but their consistancy was relatively the same. The silver haired twin escorted the trio towards the man's bedroom and quickly undressed the moment he reached inside.
"Let's go then~!"
"I'm just doing this for ice cream..."
"That makes you a whore then Max~!"
"H-Hey! Halt die Klappe Lebe!"
>>4147589
(Never under estimate people's desire for THICC pokemon!)
>>4147641
"Why wouldn't we be able to behave?"
"Of course! Let's go!"
>Lebe grabs onto his arm and tugs the man away. His brother follows up behind, almost needing to jog in order to keep pace with the energetic Z1. They arrive moments later on a giant, sprawling sandy beach filled to the brim with fairgoers and attractions.
"Ooh~ Amazing! So many people!"
"Hm...what should we try first?"
>>4147650
"Hah...that just sounds like a lot of excuses for you to be a pervert."
"I don't mind though! Just so long as you share the goods with us too~"
(Have a good evening! I'll see you when you return)
>>4147653
"Hey, you make it sounds like-"
"I'm glad to hear that you'll be free though Miss! Maybe we can relax together then! A shame we can't take you out on a date tonight though..."
>Their mirrored actions continue as they both reach up to grab the hand ruffling their locks.
"Hehe~"
>>4147817
Would you like to find out, anon~?
[Captcha: Select all images with food]
[One is a cat]
[I don't know what to think of this.]
>>4147716
(That's actually incredibly sweet of you to say, so thank you for sharing that. I get how you feel, I mean, I worry about the same with the shade I've been getting my way, I wouldn't want it to be cast off on to you or my anon on the other line. But like I said last night, people like you and him are why I still soldier on trying here, so thank you.
If I was around later today have no doubt I'd be wanting a date with my maid.)
>>4147813
>>4147843
(For once DMG has decent taste. The beefier the pizza the better.)
>>4147840
You know, I've never gotten a thigh job before~
>>4147862
>pineapple.
I'm breaking up with you
>>4147671
>The two nod happily at his approval looking spiffy in their newly bought threads. Both of them accompanied him up towards the fanciful establishment with Max already being concerned about the long line barreling out of the front door. Much to his surprise, they were already seated and ready to order before he could even voice his concern.
"I-Impressive!"
>Even more impressive was that the normally bouncy Lebe was just as well behaved as his brother. Upon reaching the table, he immediately set out his silverware in order and greeted the waitress.
"Hmm...to order then? I'll take your finest lobster tail then."
"Uh...I'm alright with just an order of salmon."
>Naturally the two had both ordered sea food, being both near bred upon the waves. The sat and looked over towards him through the burning candles with delicate smiles on their faces.
"So, how do you know the owner?"
"Yes, tell us~"
>>4147716
(How is it a surprise if you tell people beforehand? Did you look into writefaggotry on 1d4chan as well?)
>>4147813
Philly Steak and green peppers with a garlic parmesan sauce.
>>4147862
>Pineapple
Get out.
>>4147813
whatever meats, just as long as it's cheesy
Cheese stuffed crust is the greatest thing known to man
>>4147695
Welcome back then <3
>>4147840
I'm sure both of us are going to be quite wet later tonight, hehe. Doesn't always need to be sticky, either, that's not till afterwards.
>>4147862
Kenny is C U T E !
>>4147813
Supreme, or mushrooms + olives if the meat doesn't look good.
>>4147882
If you break up with Kenny I am gonna bully you.
>>4147780
>go on a date with Yoruichi
>fuck her over the dining table
Also, things seem pretty well in the thread.
>>4147894
[Excellent, this anon would love some delicious frozen love... After being defeated by Rangoku ;^;]
>>4147813
PINEAPPLE
>>4147813
Hawaiian pizza is my favorite <3
>>4147882
>>4147900
It cancels out the shit flavor of pizza pretty well. That said, a burger with pineapple is the best thing you'll ever taste.
>>4147905
And whatever that is is also cute!
I'm onto you.
>>4147894
(What kind of McJob has those hours?)
If you're interested, would you care to accompany me on a date?
(sorry about that Anons, had to go to the store)
(typing up replies now)
>>4147935
>pineapple
No, bad bun.
>>4147813
Meatball, green pepper, mushroom.
And plenty of mozarella-rella-rella-rella~
>>4147945
>a burger with pineapple is the best thing you'll ever taste.
Never speak to me again. I'll never be giant DMG for you ever again
>>4147813
green pepper and pepperoni for life
if it's a cheap shitty place like little ceaser's or hungry howies I go cheese because they have such shitty toppings
>>4147810
Nothing wrong with old-fashioned. Let's have a good look at your "breeding tool", then, hm-?
>>4147879
Never? Well, prepare to be spoiled for life, anon~
>>4147902
>>4147872
(Thank you both)
>>4147905
Oh, I can definitely handle wet and goopy. I just hope you taste good all over- Ah, ahrm.
So, about that date...
>>4147921
>>4147924
>>4147847
God so many people want my avas tonight. I feel loved.
>>4147947
A local fucking shop that stays open till 10pm =_=
>>4147872
"All us ships have their responsibilities around here. Unfortunately I get sent out to boring work most of the time..."
>She trails off, falling in to a squat between the boys to be a little closer to their eye level, smiling at their reactions to her petting.
"Some time with you two doesn't sound too bad. Well behaved Germans are more relaxing than loud Americans."
>>4147872
>The male undressed as well once he locked the door behind them to avoid any and all interruptions.
>Once he was completely bare, he walked towards the bed and sat there, his erect manhood pointing at the twins.
Well, before this thick rod goes inside you... How about you make sure is all wet and nice with your mouths?
>>4147902
>stuffed crust
LD finally having good opinions for once
What're we listening to fags?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
>>4147959
I'm able to tolerate anything and when I want to make people hate me I order chickenhearts, bbq sauce, pineapple and sardine pizza.
>>4147874
>His eyes lock onto her soft, glossy lips. He was willing to play it off as a joke, but now he's nervously licking his lips in preperation
Can I?
>>4147945
>shit flavor of pizza
>shit flavor of pizza
Where do you live?
>>4147977
Sounds awful.
>>4148001
>chicken hearts
You have redeemed yourself
>>4147994
(What about bbq chicken pizza)
>>4147813
Meat, pineapple, hot peppers.
>>4147716
All that matters is that we anons are happy and so are you.
>>4147976
Alright, I'll let you get a look at my "tool"...
>He smirks, then unbuttons his pants and pulls them down, letting a semi-erect cock fall out and dangle heavily from his crotch.
Think this'll work on a curvy frog like you?
>>4147776
Good evening father
>slides the seated man a glass of premium rum
>>4147755
>Well this wasn't what he had expected. While most would have bowed their heads in shame, it seemed this candy-holic took a little too much after some of his more punishment-minded subordinates. He couldn't help but take a step back, raising his hands infront of him defensively
N-now listen, Hotaru... I shouldn't have slapped you... and I apologize... Maybe we can come to a reconsil-
>he had halfway pulled a stat buffing pack of gummies from his pocket space when he froze at the word 'wet'. His shock caused him to vocalise what he had been thinking
Oh god... it's Shalltear all over again...
>>4148025
That's my "Prank delivery" or "I hate everyone at this party who wants to share a pizza" setup.
>>4147976
Nope, never.
>He chuckles a bit as he takes off his pants and take a seat.
By all means, spoil me~
>It's a Pineapple is the worst topping episode.
>>4148001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA3qWnbbXwE
Perfect date night music.
>>4148029
As an idea it's great but it's usually horrible.
>>4147716
>people actually stick up and stand up for Mecha, no other blogposter can say the same
>he still feels the need to act sad and down in the threads
>>4147977
You are loved.
And lusted after. But that's good too, right?
>>4148054
Evening bones. Thanks.
How are you?
>>4147994
Actually if i have to be honest then i only say Hawaiian to trigger people. My absolute favorite is sliced potatos with pesto, sliced meat and Pecorino cheese.
>>4147813
Pepperoni with extra cheese
>>4147976
Mhm, I've been told I am rather sweet, in more ways than one.
Ah, is... is this an acceptable outfit for a date? I haven't been on a proper outing in ages!
>>4147994
who the fuck elected you High Inquisitor of Pizza Quality
>>4147945
But Kenny is the cutest!
>>4147965
No see if the pineapple is cooked with the burger the juices seep into it and gives it just a slight sweetness when you initially bite in, followed by the meat itself. If you're using good beef and it's cooked properly then it will be juicy enough to override the little sweet taste, and you'll be left with a tangy aftertaste.
Of course this only works with an actually good burger. If it's some greasy piece of shit like Five Guys or McDonald's then you might as well eat it with no condiments at all because you're suffering either way.
>>4148001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
>>4147977
It's hard not to want them when they're so goregous
>>4148061
>tfw you've eaten pizza with pineapple and enjoyed it
Oh shit...
>>4148067
How is a song about NTR not perfect?
>>4147935
>>4147862
Nice taste
>>4148076
I could be better. I bought a motherboard yesterday and went to get a suit fitted afterwards and it ended up costing me 140$ more than I expected, so I'm a little broke till thursday. Still, I'm pretty alright. And yourself?
>>4148069
That's actually why I got sick of Jiro t b h. Hell I was one of the people that defended him, but I guess in his mind that meant he should just keep doing it.
>>4147883
I'll take the Cacciucco, miss.
>Smiling politely at the server as she walks off towards the kitchen, he turns to the boys and grins wryly
Well, I was on a walk one stormy night and heard some muffled screaming. I rushed towards the sounds of distress and see a man in a silk suit being assaulted by your typical alleyway ruffian. So I charge towards the dastardly assailant and deliver cold, hard justice on him!
>He laughs
By that I mean I whacked him over the head with my umbrella until he submitted to my superior battle abilities!
>He joyously weaves the story for the curious Germans.
And that's how he and I became friends! Really sweet guy, I kinda feel bad for pulling the faovr card on him, but...
>He lingers a gaze on his dates
Man's gotta know where his priorities lay, right?
>He half jokingly says, with a chuckle for emphasis.
>>4148061
>>4148097
>tfw my entire family ate pineapple on their pizza except me as a kid
>even with taking them off it would still leave some juice and flavor leftover on it
>after years of dealing with the shittyness of it my body was forced into not caring about it and then actually liking it
i-it's not my fault that I like pineapple pizza!
>>4148061
>Fruit in general on pizza
>>4147979
>Burger Boat 61 snark
I am okay with this.
>>4148078
>sliced potatoes
Interesting, it would be horrible on its own but the combination of meat along with it sounds good.
This is actually some top tier taste.
>>4148084
I did. Your taste is decent.
>>4148107
NTR is disgusting, worst fetish.
>>4148054
What's the matter, Papa Bones~?
You didn't expect someone like myself to enjoy herself this way~?
To feel the sharp but exciting pain of her erogenous zones rise up like the sugar levels in my blood?
Maybe it's too rough even for me but if that's what you want....
>A coy smile appeared on her lips, approaching the Bone Lord
... I might be able to endure just for you~
>>4148010
Are you planning to stand there and just watch while I prepare my lips for something sweeter than candy, anon-kun?
>She licked both of her lips with her tongue
Or should I go and grab something tasty while you continue to find your courage~?
I'm gonna start a fucking civil war
CUT VS UNCUT
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA
DIGIMON OR POKEMON
COKE OR PEPSI
POTATO VS POTATO
JEWS VS MUSLIMS
WOMEN CAN'T RAPE
THE GENDER PAY GAP
DARK SOULS 3 IS OVERRATED AND 2 IS UNDERAPPRECIATED
>>4148141
NTR is the story of my life famalamadingdong
>>4148141
My other favorite is with chicken, bacon and kebab.
>>4147615
(I'm glad that you do, Anon)
>her fingernails carve into the wood of the desk beneath them, vision popping with stars as she's penetrated
Oh, the Wrackspurts are voracious tonight...
>she props herself up a bit more firmly, pushing back gently against Anon's hips
>>4147347
O-oh-oh-Anon-
>she hiccups and squeaks with each thrust he makes, eyes spinning in their sockets as she's fucked
>her fingers unconsciously find his back, gripping desperately with her chewed-down purple nails
>>4147374
>taking him into her mouth like a lolly, it almost seems like she's playing with it
>she tries to see how far up she can hold him up by with her lips before it flops out, and then lifts it back up to sink right back down on it
>her knees wobble when his tongue starts to tease at her, and they tighten ever so slightly around his head
>>4148050
>The frog in question eyes his tool with an almost hungry look, giving a couple of ribbits in approval. Her webbed hand gingerly wraps around it, stroking the rod carefully.
Oh, definitely. It's all warm, too- my favorite~!
>>4148059
>Giving a croaking chuckle, she turns around, facing her butt to the male and even wagging it a couple of times. After a few moments of this teasing, the ninja sits back high on his pelvis, avoiding his erect cock to sandwich it between her thunderous, slick thighs.
>>4148084
Erm... It's a bit lewd, for a date outfit...
Then again, who am I to judge a choice in clothing-?
>>4148175
>indifferent
>yes
>pokemon
>coke, make it into pepsi by letting it go flat
>potato
>jews are the lesser of two evils
>memes
>memes
>correct
(I have to go for about 30 minutes so here it is a bit early)
>>4148205
>>4148205
>>4148175
(I like both, a dick is a dick)
(fucking disgusting)
(Pokemon)
(Coke)
(the skins)
(both are honestly awful)
(yes they can)
(a myth)
(don't play DS)
>>4147979
"He's not that well behaved..."
"Aww, that stinks! We get called on a lot of clean up duty too unfortunately so we can relate. But coming back to wonderful women like you make it all the better!"
>Lebe presses his finger into her cheek, now able to do so easily. It digs ever so lightly with the trimmed nail itching on one speck in particular.
"But if anything, I'm glad to hear that you don't get anything dangerous Frau Tenryuu. It would hurt to lose you."
>>4147984
"My specialty!"
>Lebe pounces on top of him and immediately goes to work with a long draw of his youthful tongue, smearing saliva across the width until reaching the very top. Max takes the time to undress himself and walks over, taking a seat on the bed and watching his brother go to town.
>>4148131
"Oh, wow! So heroic~!"
"Sounds like you were in the right place at the right time, sir. But still, that's a rather nice story and it paid dividends considering how we didn't have to go through that.
>Max points over towards the entrance where some hoighty-toighty fatcat was yelling at the maitre d over reservations.
"I've heard wonderful things about this place as well. Forgive our...pallets. We're rather unfamiliar with Italian culture."
"But they had my favorite~ Thanks for the meal, sweetie~"
>Lebe idly kicks his legs beneath the table while waiting, occupying himself alongside some humming and bouncing. So much pent up energy was hard to contain in a such an environment but he did the best he could.
"Such a lovely atmosphere though. Do you come here often?"
"Hmm hmm hmm~"
>>4148138
>Bottle hits him in the side of the head
>>4148014
It's not as bad as it sounds. Its only two days a week that we are open till 10pm.
>>4148070
Yeah.. I think?
>>4148095
Thank you <3
>>4148192
>He sucks in a sharp breath at her touch, and his member react immediately and begins to swell and harden between her fingers.
Glad to hear that. Then I guess we're good to go, no? Unless you think I should have a look at your hole first~
>>4147813
(Mushrooms, olives, onions, spinach, all kinds of peppers. I like meat as much as everyone else but it needs those accents to really shine on a pizza.
I'm in Michigan where we've got great competition on pizza chains, and this place called Marcos makes a 4 cheese pizza with feta, bacon, onions, tomatoes, and a garlic sauce that is 100% flavortown.)
>>4147875
(Don't ever worry about it. The maid will be ready and waiting for whenever you need a little help, and moreover, I'm always willing to listen.)
>>4147883
(Fuck. Well, I mean, at least it's against expectations like bringing out the maid or something. I plan on it, I'm still not entirely decided on a particular character for her but I'm sure I'll get there.)
>>4148189
>Despite the feeling of her nails digging into his back, he kept going. With each thrust he went deeper and deeper. He grabbed her by the hips and try and get as deep as he possibly could.
>>4148192
Hmh, you're right. This should be a classy date, especially for someone such as yourself. Can't be dressing like some sort of cheap harlot now!
>>4148245
I want to cuddle Mei!
>>4148175
Shouldn't you be on cripplechan?
>>4148136
This. Cheese only works with fruit if the cheese in sweet, pizza cheese is not.
>>4148158
>He tries to put on a strong face, but he's still dawdling and withering under her icy blue eyes
No I'm fine! I'm fine!
>He takes a deep breath and comes up to her, fixated on her now moist lips. He closes his eyes and plants a kiss on her lips. He licks his own lips once he's done, tasting something faintly sweet
Oooh..
>>4148232
>His member twitched with the contact of Lebe's tongue, lifting his hand to caress the boy's hair with affection
That's the spirit...
>He then glanced at Max with a smirk
Why don't you come and help your brother?
>>4148192
>With her ass infront of him, it was impossible to not get aroused. He gasped in pleasure as she pressed her warm, sticky thighs against his erect cock. All he could do was pant in anticipation.
>>4148192
>stealthily walks up behind the frog girl as she plays with the other anons penis
>lays himself on the ground, his face upwards and looking towards the frog butt above him
>>4148189
>He gripped the table. This new feeling was overwhelming.
They certainly are...
>He steadied himself before he began to move into her slowly before pulling back and thrusting.
>>4148232
You are very welcome, Lebe.
>Seeing Lebe's hyperness. the man decides to entertain him through a very intense game of footsies, and continues to conversate with the more reserved of the brothers.
Often? Nah, this place isn't my style. I mean. it's awesome, but too rich for my blood. Pizza's pretty much my go to Italian dish, but it's fun to indulge in the finer things in life every so often, y'know? I mostly come here too check on the man in charge, make sure he hasn't run into more trouble. And to shoot the breeze, mainly!
>He waves off casually.
Where do you two go often? I'm more of a fast food guy, bless my heart.
>He smiles at his stupid dad joke, waiting for their responses whilst waiting for the food to arrive.
>>4148275
>hugs... uh... I'm sorry i have no idea who you ava is. *laughs nervously*
>Mei-Ling Zhou
